How to increase semen ?
October 8, 2006 7:03 AM Subscribe
What kind of foods help to increase the quantity of semen ? ( I am talking about semen, not sperms)
I have read that porn star males will eat a lot of lettuce for this. Perhaps seafood?
posted by Iron Rat at 7:39 AM on October 8, 2006
posted by Iron Rat at 7:39 AM on October 8, 2006
Your local health food store or large coop may have maca powder available. You could try using it in recipes (pudding? mashed potatoes? souffle?) or adding it to a smoothie if you're stubborn about not getting it in standardized pill form or extract.
posted by gimonca at 7:45 AM on October 8, 2006
posted by gimonca at 7:45 AM on October 8, 2006
Foods...
Nothing, sorry.
Non Scary Supplements...
(soy?) lecithin
Other stuff...
The best thing you can do is lay of it for a while. When I take a bit off I come back supa strong. Also taking a long time from start to finish helps as well.
Kegels help you stay harder and shoot farther.
posted by rdurbin at 7:47 AM on October 8, 2006
Nothing, sorry.
Non Scary Supplements...
(soy?) lecithin
Other stuff...
The best thing you can do is lay of it for a while. When I take a bit off I come back supa strong. Also taking a long time from start to finish helps as well.
Kegels help you stay harder and shoot farther.
posted by rdurbin at 7:47 AM on October 8, 2006
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"Hello, I'm Peter North and I am very excited to share something that has been very important to the success of my career in the adult business. You could say my claim to fame is my ability to ejaculate abnormal amounts during an orgasm. I`ve been on camera doing so many sex scenes that I have always taken something to help me produce those large ejaculations. Everyone used to ask me what my secret was but I wasn`t about to tell anyone because that secret gave me the ability to do what no one else could do in the adult business".
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"I consume a half tin of smoked oysters daily and the results are 'creamy'. These foods are not my favorite but love the effects so I squeeze all of the oils from the oysters and use various condiments to mask the taste. Good times."
posted by PenguinBukkake at 8:17 AM on October 8, 2006 [2 favorites]
"Hello, I'm Peter North and I am very excited to share something that has been very important to the success of my career in the adult business. You could say my claim to fame is my ability to ejaculate abnormal amounts during an orgasm. I`ve been on camera doing so many sex scenes that I have always taken something to help me produce those large ejaculations. Everyone used to ask me what my secret was but I wasn`t about to tell anyone because that secret gave me the ability to do what no one else could do in the adult business".
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How To Shoot Like a Porn Star
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"I consume a half tin of smoked oysters daily and the results are 'creamy'. These foods are not my favorite but love the effects so I squeeze all of the oils from the oysters and use various condiments to mask the taste. Good times."
posted by PenguinBukkake at 8:17 AM on October 8, 2006 [2 favorites]
Zinc. Arginine.
posted by jason's_planet at 9:15 AM on October 8, 2006
posted by jason's_planet at 9:15 AM on October 8, 2006
In How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, celery was mentioned.
May we ask why one would want/need to increase the volume of their semen? Morbid curiosity.
posted by mjao at 9:30 AM on October 8, 2006
May we ask why one would want/need to increase the volume of their semen? Morbid curiosity.
posted by mjao at 9:30 AM on October 8, 2006
I've heard jason's_planet's recommendation for increased volumes, though technique can definately increase output as well as distance.
For improved flavor, do not eat any meat or dairy. I've also heard bad things regarding celery and asparagus. Just whole grains fruits and berries.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:59 AM on October 8, 2006
For improved flavor, do not eat any meat or dairy. I've also heard bad things regarding celery and asparagus. Just whole grains fruits and berries.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:59 AM on October 8, 2006
The only thing that I know that really increases my load is spending an hour with one hundred one dollar bills in the front row at a strip joint. Pineapple is supposed to improve the taste of semen and ditto C_D's comment about meat/dairy
posted by Iron Rat at 10:05 AM on October 8, 2006
posted by Iron Rat at 10:05 AM on October 8, 2006
Another vote for zinc. If you ejaculate frequently you may well not be getting enough, especially if you are vegetarian. Not that you can't get enough from vegetarian food but you do need to think a bit more about what you're eating in this case. Googling will reveal tons of places you can find lists of zinc rich foods.
posted by teleskiving at 10:26 AM on October 8, 2006
posted by teleskiving at 10:26 AM on October 8, 2006
How about the taste? My girlfriend hates the taste of my cum and as a result, i am not getting head as often as I, um, need it. She says its too salty.
How do I sweeten it up?
posted by rare_g at 11:05 AM on October 8, 2006
How do I sweeten it up?
posted by rare_g at 11:05 AM on October 8, 2006
I'm sure this was discussed before here on the green... I think the consensus was that zinc and selenium was good for promoting volume and intensity of whiteness. Oysters are rich in zinc as are other foods. In general, fish, shellfish, red meat, grains, eggs, chicken, and garlic are rich in selenium.
I had a friend who's girlfriend reportedly enjoyed fellatio. I mentioned that eating an orange a day can give semen a slight orange flavour. Of course he went overboard, thinking that a little is good, then lots must be better.
He consumed enough oranges (and "conserved" his baby batter) such that his ejaculate burned his g/f's throat.
posted by porpoise at 11:56 AM on October 8, 2006 [1 favorite]
I had a friend who's girlfriend reportedly enjoyed fellatio. I mentioned that eating an orange a day can give semen a slight orange flavour. Of course he went overboard, thinking that a little is good, then lots must be better.
He consumed enough oranges (and "conserved" his baby batter) such that his ejaculate burned his g/f's throat.
posted by porpoise at 11:56 AM on October 8, 2006 [1 favorite]
Pineapple is pretty much the hands-down best cum sweetener.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 1:31 PM on October 8, 2006
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 1:31 PM on October 8, 2006
i am becoming a rawist. strictly pineapple, celery, and strawberries for me. i wonder how long before my cum tastes better?
great effing thread!
posted by rare_g at 3:28 PM on October 8, 2006
great effing thread!
posted by rare_g at 3:28 PM on October 8, 2006
Response by poster: How about drumstick ? Does that help ?
posted by inquisitive at 9:06 PM on October 8, 2006
posted by inquisitive at 9:06 PM on October 8, 2006
Response by poster: And I have not asked about sweetening. I just want to increase volumne. Thats all.
posted by inquisitive at 9:09 PM on October 8, 2006
posted by inquisitive at 9:09 PM on October 8, 2006
If you just want to increase volume, there's one tried-and-true method: control your orgasm. Ever hear of tantric sex? It's kind-of like playing the Price is Right—you want to bring yourself as close as possible to orgasm without actually going over. If you can have continuous sex for an hour (not just foreplay, mind you, but real fucking), I think you'll find the final quantities worthy of porn star.
Or so I've heard.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 7:11 AM on October 9, 2006
Or so I've heard.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 7:11 AM on October 9, 2006
Response by poster: pls. dont suggest exercises. Just suggest food.
posted by inquisitive at 7:35 AM on October 9, 2006
posted by inquisitive at 7:35 AM on October 9, 2006
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posted by inquisitive at 7:07 AM on October 8, 2006