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August 29, 2023 7:13 AM

I'm looking for some kind of compression-thing(s) to control my (50-something, cis-male) belly wobble.

I've lost a lot of weight in the last few years. As a result, my large, round belly is a long, hangy belly. I'm all floppy and squishy. It hangs down to just above my pubic region. It doesn't interfere with peeing, but during sexy time, I have to flop it around to be able to get closer.
The squishiness also has an impact on me when I wear pants, making cinching/wearing a belt very uncomfortable. And I don't like the bulge it gives me. A panniculectomy may be in my future someday, but not today. So I want some kind of compression undergarment that can gently control my under belly blurb without squeezing the breath out of me. And maybe something that I can put on at sexy time, too.

posted by Cat Pie Hurts to Health & Fitness (3 answers total)

I have a pannicula and I wear granny panties like these. They are comfortable and effective. If you never put them in the dryer, they will last 3x longer.
posted by theora55 at 3:27 PM on August 29, 2023

Best answer: Insta-Slim has a few products; its base-layer tanks are sold through the company site, Macy's, Amazon, and elsewhere.
If you want tighter compression, look at Under Armour.
posted by Iris Gambol at 6:21 PM on August 29, 2023

Response by poster: I wasn’t able to find the exact brands listed, here in Germany, but I did find similar items that seem to do the job, to some degree. Thanks!
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 11:33 PM on August 31, 2023