Trivia Team Names: Cannabis Edition

June 9, 2020 10:16 AM

It's been a hot minute since I've seen some trivia name team suggestions on mefi. I work for a company involved in the legal weed scene and we have a monthly trivia event. As someone who is horrible as trivia, but excellent at asking the internet questions, what are your dankest trivia team names?
posted by zsh2v1 to Grab Bag (19 answers total)

Joint Effort
Doobie Bros
posted by angiep at 10:22 AM on June 9, 2020 [7 favorites]

Dave's not here, man.
posted by furnace.heart at 10:27 AM on June 9, 2020 [1 favorite]

Joint Chiefs of Staff (Chief of Staffs? Staves?)
posted by Gray Duck at 10:29 AM on June 9, 2020 [1 favorite]

Trivia Buds
It's 4:20 Somewhere
Spacemen Spliff
Bong Jovi
The Terpeneators
posted by The otter lady at 10:46 AM on June 9, 2020 [1 favorite]

Burnt Toast
High Rollers
Joint Committee
The Delta Nines
Friends Indeed (A friend with weed is a...)
The Dime Bags
Reefer Madness
The Unspeakable Scourge
The Real Public Enemy Number One!
Play Faster!
The Munchies
Team Visine
The Cough Mores (the more you cough, the more you get off)
The Positive Testers
The Got Anys
The Shakes
Seeds'N'Stems
The Bowl Scrapers
Wait...What?
posted by Rob Rockets at 10:49 AM on June 9, 2020 [1 favorite]

The Weed Eaters
posted by flug at 11:04 AM on June 9, 2020 [2 favorites]

I Didn't Exhale.
posted by kevinbelt at 11:12 AM on June 9, 2020 [1 favorite]

Stoned Cold Killers
posted by briank at 11:21 AM on June 9, 2020 [1 favorite]

Highest Score Ever
posted by maloon at 11:38 AM on June 9, 2020 [5 favorites]

Brotherhood of Eternal Love
The Non-Bogarts
Hash House Harriers
Best Buds
Medicinal Purposes
Wasted Youth
Church of the Universe
Too High to Win
Too High to Care
posted by scruss at 11:50 AM on June 9, 2020

Dude, what's our name?
posted by bondcliff at 12:04 PM on June 9, 2020 [3 favorites]

Trivia Buds

We Smoke, And We Know Things


Don't Strain Yourself

The Dankest Timeline
posted by Occula at 12:46 PM on June 9, 2020

Shake & Bake
Dank Think Tank
posted by DB Cooper at 1:06 PM on June 9, 2020

We'll toke "Trivia Herb Connection" for $420, Alex
posted by juv3nal at 1:28 PM on June 9, 2020 [1 favorite]

Noidz n the Hood
posted by jamjam at 2:33 PM on June 9, 2020

The One Hitters
Chillum of the Corn
posted by blerghamot at 5:49 PM on June 9, 2020

The High Scorers (riffing on @maloon's answer).
posted by at at 6:49 PM on June 9, 2020 [1 favorite]

Superhighfriends
Tokers Wild
Higher Knowledge
Pre-roll Cognition
Trebek's Bong Suckers
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 7:06 PM on June 9, 2020

Nugs of Knowledge
posted by Freyja at 4:00 AM on June 10, 2020 [1 favorite]