Cartoons of Jesus and Santa, methed and barebackin'

March 15, 2006 11:55 AM

The most obscene and offensive gift wrapping paper imaginable. Where can I get some?

I'm doing up a really special gift for a great friend of mine and I believe some jaw-dropping gift wrap is in order. Where do I get it online? I've googled, but apparently my search terms aren't up to snuff, because while I get all sorts of websites with *wild* images for sale, none of them are printed on wrapping paper! Any ideas?

posted by peewee to Shopping (19 answers total)

googling for "offensive wrapping paper" (in quotes) turned up this
posted by nomad at 12:00 PM on March 15, 2006

Wrap hell?
posted by essexjan at 12:01 PM on March 15, 2006

T-Shirt Hell
posted by apple scruff at 12:02 PM on March 15, 2006

Something like this?
posted by meerkatty at 12:02 PM on March 15, 2006

i was going to say wraphell from tshirthell also...
posted by BSummers at 12:02 PM on March 15, 2006

copycat
posted by nomad at 12:02 PM on March 15, 2006

Why not just wrap it in gay porn?
posted by TheFeatheredMullet at 12:04 PM on March 15, 2006

This is just raunchy, rather than offensive I'm afraid.

On preview: This is a bit lame.
posted by MrMustard at 12:04 PM on March 15, 2006

I guess straight porn would be offensive too.... ;)
posted by TheFeatheredMullet at 12:04 PM on March 15, 2006

Archie McPhee's is a great place for all things tacky. I doubt these will fill your offensive criteria, but it is worth a look. Their creepy clown wrapping paper is bizarre. Who doesn't want their gift wrapped in bacon or Jesus? Just search on "gift wrap" and see what comes up.
posted by onhazier at 12:05 PM on March 15, 2006

Or this?
posted by rokabiri at 12:06 PM on March 15, 2006

hentai on newsprint could be nastier and cheaper than photo-porn.
posted by sonofsamiam at 12:20 PM on March 15, 2006

I wrap gifts in magazine pages after removing the staples. Pick an offensive publication and apply with liberal amounts of scotch tape. It also saves the trouble of having tons of different wrapping paper that you'll never use again.
posted by junesix at 12:25 PM on March 15, 2006

There are lots of dicks on this page (and hey, Santa too).
posted by Gator at 12:53 PM on March 15, 2006

Googling "wrapping paper" x-rated brings up many alternatives as well.
posted by Gator at 12:54 PM on March 15, 2006

I have given people gifts wrapped in toilet paper that I covered with brown stains. They were suitably offended, and only actually touched the gift once I assured them that the stains were not real. Needless to say, this is among the least expensive offensive options.
posted by alms at 1:54 PM on March 15, 2006

Not sure what floats sinks your boat, so follow alms' DIY lead: Google for the nastiest images conceivable, and print your own. (If you're especially proficient, insert recipient's face into your porny party pic.)
posted by rob511 at 2:07 PM on March 15, 2006

It would really depend on what the recipient considers "obscene". Several years ago, I wrapped my family's Christmas presents in Hannukah paper (it was so pretty! And the only other paper available at the shop had images of He-Man, Master of the Universe on it).

They still bring it up. Not in a good way. I really hadn't intended to press the boundaries of my family's tolerance/sacred traditions, but apparently, they had extremely strong opinions about Christmas paper design. I guess I should have chosen the He-Man wrapping paper.
posted by luneray at 2:17 PM on March 15, 2006

I once stole a roll of biohazard tape from a lab I worked in, and wrapped people's Christmas gifts in brown paper sealed with biohazard tape.
Most people saw the funny side, but I wouldn't advise sending anything like that in the post - I had to mail one of the gifts, and when the outer wrapping tore, it led to some awkward questions...
posted by Incharitable Dog at 1:10 AM on March 16, 2006