Namethatcritterfilter: Doll edition
October 21, 2019 7:38 AM Subscribe
At a craft fair yesterday I couldn't resist this gorgeous creature. She needs a name. Let's hear 'em.
Man, that's awful. How about 'Petra Max'?
posted by kawelch at 8:44 AM on October 21, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by kawelch at 8:44 AM on October 21, 2019 [2 favorites]
Jolene
posted by nebulawindphone at 9:05 AM on October 21, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by nebulawindphone at 9:05 AM on October 21, 2019 [2 favorites]
She's obviously a French Giraffe. Alice would do. Even though Alice is a camel. But still Alice.
posted by Ftsqg at 9:11 AM on October 21, 2019
posted by Ftsqg at 9:11 AM on October 21, 2019
Prunella
posted by jquinby at 9:16 AM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by jquinby at 9:16 AM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]
I'm getting a real Mathilde vibe here.
posted by i_mean_come_on_now at 9:20 AM on October 21, 2019
posted by i_mean_come_on_now at 9:20 AM on October 21, 2019
Millicent. (Millie)
posted by ApathyGirl at 9:41 AM on October 21, 2019
posted by ApathyGirl at 9:41 AM on October 21, 2019
"Eloise" popped into my head as soon as I pulled up the picture.
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:42 AM on October 21, 2019
posted by Greg_Ace at 9:42 AM on October 21, 2019
That is...not what I was expecting.
Wilhelmina Frostrup
posted by billiebee at 9:50 AM on October 21, 2019
Wilhelmina Frostrup
posted by billiebee at 9:50 AM on October 21, 2019
Esmeralda immediately popped into my head.
posted by jenny76 at 10:07 AM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by jenny76 at 10:07 AM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]
I recognize this creature, clearly the hippie daughter of the Spongmonkeys from the Quiznos commercial! I suggest Ivanka.
posted by Patapsco Mike at 10:18 AM on October 21, 2019
posted by Patapsco Mike at 10:18 AM on October 21, 2019
Smoochy.
posted by mefireader at 10:22 AM on October 21, 2019
posted by mefireader at 10:22 AM on October 21, 2019
Is that a Monica?
Or how about
Ms. Tinsleybottoms.
posted by mightshould at 10:32 AM on October 21, 2019
Or how about
Ms. Tinsleybottoms.
posted by mightshould at 10:32 AM on October 21, 2019
Squamous.
posted by BostonTerrier at 10:44 AM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by BostonTerrier at 10:44 AM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]
Much too dainty to be a Squamous. Way more of a Squamellita.
posted by nebulawindphone at 12:04 PM on October 21, 2019
posted by nebulawindphone at 12:04 PM on October 21, 2019
She's a perfect Stella.
How has no one said Stella yet?
posted by mochapickle at 12:25 PM on October 21, 2019
How has no one said Stella yet?
posted by mochapickle at 12:25 PM on October 21, 2019
Oona
posted by doctor_negative at 12:46 PM on October 21, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by doctor_negative at 12:46 PM on October 21, 2019 [3 favorites]
Janice
posted by exceptinsects at 1:36 PM on October 21, 2019
posted by exceptinsects at 1:36 PM on October 21, 2019
Ploo.
posted by Ursula Hitler at 2:26 PM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Ursula Hitler at 2:26 PM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]
Flora
or
Venus of Waldorf, Willendorf's extra cousin
0r
Merry Lynn Mo Rose
or
Erros Say La Venus
posted by effluvia at 4:42 PM on October 21, 2019
or
Venus of Waldorf, Willendorf's extra cousin
0r
Merry Lynn Mo Rose
or
Erros Say La Venus
posted by effluvia at 4:42 PM on October 21, 2019
She demands my grandmother's name...Opal Algatha!
posted by Cloudberry Sky at 6:24 PM on October 21, 2019
posted by Cloudberry Sky at 6:24 PM on October 21, 2019
Marceline. Or something else very French -- the beret gives her away. (Marceline is also the name of an asteroid, discovered in Nice, and this gorgeous creature is clearly otherworldly.)
posted by argonauta at 6:40 AM on October 22, 2019
posted by argonauta at 6:40 AM on October 22, 2019
Response by poster: So many wonderful names here, thank you all so much. Even those of you who didn't like her :-P
The very first name - Flora Venus - is the one that grabbed me and which seems to fit her perfectly.
posted by essexjan at 8:09 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]
The very first name - Flora Venus - is the one that grabbed me and which seems to fit her perfectly.
posted by essexjan at 8:09 AM on October 22, 2019 [2 favorites]
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or possibly,
Harriet the Bold.
posted by Glinn at 7:53 AM on October 21, 2019 [1 favorite]