[NamingFilter] Name my divorce
June 5, 2019 11:17 PM Subscribe
As of yesterday, I'm going through a divorce. I'm also a project manager, I enjoy doing it and I do it well. I'm getting ready to project-manage my divorce, but first, I need a really good name for this "project".
The name needs to be something that Todoist, Evernote and Asana won't have problems with.
TIA!
The name needs to be something that Todoist, Evernote and Asana won't have problems with.
TIA!
I called mine "The Recent Unpleasantness."
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 11:28 PM on June 5, 2019 [31 favorites]
posted by Pogo_Fuzzybutt at 11:28 PM on June 5, 2019 [31 favorites]
Project Sunder
Project Riven
Operation Separation
posted by Rhaomi at 11:35 PM on June 5, 2019 [3 favorites]
Project Riven
Operation Separation
posted by Rhaomi at 11:35 PM on June 5, 2019 [3 favorites]
Ctrl+Z
posted by quince at 11:45 PM on June 5, 2019 [19 favorites]
posted by quince at 11:45 PM on June 5, 2019 [19 favorites]
Moving on up
posted by Calvin and the Duplicators at 12:09 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Calvin and the Duplicators at 12:09 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
JustaPh, as in Just a Phase.
posted by at at 12:09 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by at at 12:09 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
You're all much more polite than my own ideas. ;)
posted by gakiko at 12:38 AM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by gakiko at 12:38 AM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
Detachment Project.
posted by whitelotus at 12:40 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by whitelotus at 12:40 AM on June 6, 2019
Project Curb - as in 'kicking to the curb'
The Cleaving
FTFY
posted by Thella at 12:49 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
The Cleaving
FTFY
posted by Thella at 12:49 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
The Other Operation.
posted by flabdablet at 1:11 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by flabdablet at 1:11 AM on June 6, 2019
Team Gakiko so you remember to prioritise yourself as I understand is an oft given advice for these situations on AskMe.
posted by like_neon at 1:41 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by like_neon at 1:41 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
On the green? OBJ:DTMF
posted by lois1950 at 1:52 AM on June 6, 2019 [16 favorites]
posted by lois1950 at 1:52 AM on June 6, 2019 [16 favorites]
If you've worked on a lot of projects like I have, I bet you've worked on like a dozen called "project phoenix". Repurpose this hackneyed, classic project name.
posted by smoke at 2:04 AM on June 6, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by smoke at 2:04 AM on June 6, 2019 [5 favorites]
Revert to Last Saved Version
posted by dywypi at 2:42 AM on June 6, 2019 [5 favorites]
posted by dywypi at 2:42 AM on June 6, 2019 [5 favorites]
upcoupling project
posted by maxillumination at 2:44 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by maxillumination at 2:44 AM on June 6, 2019
Manhattan
posted by STFUDonnie at 3:03 AM on June 6, 2019 [3 favorites]
posted by STFUDonnie at 3:03 AM on June 6, 2019 [3 favorites]
Project Parachute
posted by mochapickle at 3:31 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by mochapickle at 3:31 AM on June 6, 2019
May Divorce Be With You
posted by coppermoss at 3:52 AM on June 6, 2019 [41 favorites]
posted by coppermoss at 3:52 AM on June 6, 2019 [41 favorites]
Let's get on with this, shall we?
posted by Glomar response at 3:56 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Glomar response at 3:56 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
DTMFA!
posted by Mrs. Rattery at 4:01 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by Mrs. Rattery at 4:01 AM on June 6, 2019
Good Omens.
posted by DarlingBri at 4:08 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by DarlingBri at 4:08 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
Project Number One (as in “look out for number one”)
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:13 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by Metroid Baby at 4:13 AM on June 6, 2019
Freedom
posted by Morpeth at 4:26 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Morpeth at 4:26 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
1 of 50 (ways to leave your lover)
posted by chasles at 4:32 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by chasles at 4:32 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
Operation Dunzo
posted by chesty_a_arthur at 4:51 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by chesty_a_arthur at 4:51 AM on June 6, 2019
May Divorce (be with you)
posted by honey-barbara at 5:07 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by honey-barbara at 5:07 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
Project Runway
posted by blue suede stockings at 5:13 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by blue suede stockings at 5:13 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
Positive Life Changes
posted by somanyamys at 5:28 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by somanyamys at 5:28 AM on June 6, 2019
Operation Gakiko Freedom
Set Me Free
Project Drop It Like It's Hot
posted by wellred at 5:30 AM on June 6, 2019
Set Me Free
Project Drop It Like It's Hot
posted by wellred at 5:30 AM on June 6, 2019
Trip to Splitsville
First Wives Club, Application to Join
How [Yr name here] got her groove back
posted by runincircles at 5:41 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
First Wives Club, Application to Join
How [Yr name here] got her groove back
posted by runincircles at 5:41 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
You can rearrange the letters to spell recvoid
posted by amtho at 6:03 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by amtho at 6:03 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
Box Left
from Beyonce, Everything you own in a box to the left
posted by MadMadam at 6:03 AM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
from Beyonce, Everything you own in a box to the left
posted by MadMadam at 6:03 AM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
Also Beyoncé vibes: Boy Bye
posted by like_neon at 6:08 AM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by like_neon at 6:08 AM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
Came here to say Project DTMFA, was not disappointed that other mefites beat me too it.
posted by cgg at 6:12 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by cgg at 6:12 AM on June 6, 2019
Project Upgrade
Project Freedom
Fly Albatross Fly
Anchors Away
posted by fingersandtoes at 6:25 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
Project Freedom
Fly Albatross Fly
Anchors Away
posted by fingersandtoes at 6:25 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
My New Hobby
posted by limeonaire at 6:26 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by limeonaire at 6:26 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
The Freedom Files
posted by fourpotatoes at 6:50 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by fourpotatoes at 6:50 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
Project Ex
posted by yuwtze at 7:15 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by yuwtze at 7:15 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
Project:
Makeover
Restart
Exit
Drop kick (your ex far far out of your life)
Do over
Do Right (to yourself)
Move On
Bulldoze (your old marriage and life)
Vanish (make your marriage disappear)
Congratulations! When people tried to give me condolences for leaving my marriage wayback when, I had to explain that congratulations were in order. The sad stuff had happened way earlier. Now I was moving on to the good stuff.
posted by Bella Donna at 7:16 AM on June 6, 2019 [5 favorites]
Makeover
Restart
Exit
Drop kick (your ex far far out of your life)
Do over
Do Right (to yourself)
Move On
Bulldoze (your old marriage and life)
Vanish (make your marriage disappear)
Congratulations! When people tried to give me condolences for leaving my marriage wayback when, I had to explain that congratulations were in order. The sad stuff had happened way earlier. Now I was moving on to the good stuff.
posted by Bella Donna at 7:16 AM on June 6, 2019 [5 favorites]
Rubicon.
posted by zerobyproxy at 7:24 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by zerobyproxy at 7:24 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
Albatross? Millstone? Deadweight? Thorn? Pest? Plague?
posted by nebulawindphone at 7:56 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by nebulawindphone at 7:56 AM on June 6, 2019
If you don't mind being sacrilegious, "the great schism" would be my choice. Or, perhaps, "the lesser schism?"
posted by eotvos at 8:08 AM on June 6, 2019
posted by eotvos at 8:08 AM on June 6, 2019
If it's acrimonious, or you're just repressing rage about your dick of a STBX for the greater good, War of the Roses might be theraputic. Or hey, STBX would work too.
posted by DarlingBri at 8:15 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by DarlingBri at 8:15 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
The 180-pound diet
posted by byjingo! at 10:29 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by byjingo! at 10:29 AM on June 6, 2019 [2 favorites]
Project D
Prosaic as it may be, Philip K. Dick named a drug 'Substance D' in A Scanner Darkly and it had intangible but satisfying connotations and a good mouth-feel.
posted by doctor tough love at 10:42 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
Prosaic as it may be, Philip K. Dick named a drug 'Substance D' in A Scanner Darkly and it had intangible but satisfying connotations and a good mouth-feel.
posted by doctor tough love at 10:42 AM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
The first two letters of their name + "exit"
posted by bleep at 12:48 PM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by bleep at 12:48 PM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
The Ex Files
posted by bleep at 12:50 PM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by bleep at 12:50 PM on June 6, 2019 [4 favorites]
How To Lose A Guy in 90 Days
posted by mochapickle at 1:39 PM on June 6, 2019
posted by mochapickle at 1:39 PM on June 6, 2019
Swipe Left
posted by flabdablet at 7:04 PM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by flabdablet at 7:04 PM on June 6, 2019 [1 favorite]
Um, if you get the urge, dear project manager, please do feel free to write out some divorce project management SOPs for those of us who are going through the process but who have zero management skills. In solidarity.
posted by late afternoon dreaming hotel at 3:17 PM on June 7, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by late afternoon dreaming hotel at 3:17 PM on June 7, 2019 [1 favorite]
A friend called hers "the fire," as in "I lost the chair I liked so much in the fire."
posted by booth at 10:59 AM on June 11, 2019 [4 favorites]
posted by booth at 10:59 AM on June 11, 2019 [4 favorites]
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posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 11:19 PM on June 5, 2019 [2 favorites]