Well, what do you have him peeing on?

June 30, 2017 11:19 AM

Do you remember this comedy bit? Customer asks if merchant has sticker of Calvin peeing on Ford logo, then Chevy logo, etc. In the face of continued negative answers, the customer finally asks "Well, what do you have him peeing on?" I have the vague idea it was part of a stand-up bit, but I'm not sure. Googling has gotten me nowhere, so I turn to the Green!
posted by ewok_academy to Media & Arts (3 answers total)

Best answer: The Simpsons ?: "When Bart was selling novelty T-shirts on his front lawn, Moe asked him if he had any shirts depicting Calvin peeing on Hobbes. Bart told him "no", so Moe asked, "Well, what do ya got him peeing on?""

Episode: Fat Man and Little Boy
posted by mean square error at 11:32 AM on June 30, 2017 [4 favorites]

Best answer: Video (@2:33)
posted by mean square error at 11:37 AM on June 30, 2017 [1 favorite]

Response by poster: This must be it. Thank you!
posted by ewok_academy at 7:47 AM on July 3, 2017