mystery punkin man
December 25, 2015 2:20 PM   Subscribe

who is the man on this pumpkin?

I passed by this pumpkin near my house in silver lake, los angeles around halloweentime, and still have no idea who it was suppose to be. neither does anybody I know. clearly somebody who unites the UK and the US. with a mustache. for halloween...? help

(not pictured: ill-written $10 tattoos!!! butcher paper banner on the house across the street. I love my neighborhood)
posted by changeling to Grab Bag (16 answers total) 2 users marked this as a favorite
 
Dr Martin Luther King Jr?
posted by essexjan at 2:28 PM on December 25, 2015 [6 favorites]


Could it just be the guy who lives there? If he's from Britain, that might explain why he doesn't know how jack o'lanterns work.
posted by Sys Rq at 2:42 PM on December 25, 2015


Kobe Bryant.
posted by firstdrop at 2:57 PM on December 25, 2015


Nick Cannon (but why? Why)? I'm sorry changeling, but you might just have to knock on the door and ask. We must know!
posted by but no cigar at 3:17 PM on December 25, 2015 [1 favorite]


Steven Gerrard? British born pro soccer player playing for LA. Gerrard doesn't really have just a mustache but often has some bit of facial hair.
posted by ReluctantViking at 4:09 PM on December 25, 2015 [3 favorites]


My first thought was also that it looked like a amateur rendering of MLK Jr. Next was...Sacha Baron Cohen? Well, this has been a fun rorschach test.
posted by threeants at 4:41 PM on December 25, 2015


I think it's the soccer player.
posted by jbenben at 5:09 PM on December 25, 2015


I see Freddie Mercury.
posted by kimberussell at 7:02 PM on December 25, 2015


I saw MKL Jr.
posted by Huck500 at 7:17 PM on December 25, 2015


Look, don't ask my why Wilt Chamberlain would be on a UK/US pumpkin, but that looks very much like Wilt Chamberlain.
posted by mudpuppie at 8:24 PM on December 25, 2015


Also, if you look at the angle/posing, it's almost like an exact copy of this photo of Neville Chamberlain.

My theory now, and I admit that there's been a bit of Christmas cheer around here, is that it's a Neville Chamberlain/Wilt Chamberlain mashup painted on a pumpkin, because what the hell else would you paint it on?

I will fight you on this.
posted by mudpuppie at 8:28 PM on December 25, 2015 [6 favorites]


My first thought: Adam Clayton Powell Jr. The extremely tentative Union Jack connection is that he spent his last years on Bimini in the Bahamas.

Sorry changeling, you're going to have to knock on their door and ask.
posted by TWinbrook8 at 11:19 PM on December 25, 2015


Response by poster: but why would the UK flag be behind martin??

all right all right. maybe I will knock.
posted by changeling at 6:05 PM on December 26, 2015


Idris Elba?
posted by mon-ma-tron at 9:32 PM on December 26, 2015 [1 favorite]


John Major.
posted by Barry B. Palindromer at 12:17 PM on December 29, 2015


I showed my partner the photo last night, and he suggested that perhaps it was a self-portrait of the guy who decorated the pumpkin. Stranger things have happened! Now I REALLY want you to knock on the door and talk to the 'artist'. There's an off chance your question will be answered the second you see his face.
posted by but no cigar at 12:20 PM on December 31, 2015


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