Damn, that's pretty confused.

May 21, 2015 11:01 PM

Help me complete this sentence in a fun way. "She's more confused than a...."

"Chameleon in a bag of skittles."
"Goat on astroturf."

Etc. What are some other amusing ones?

posted by np312 to Writing & Language (28 answers total)

...than a cat with buttered toast strapped to its back.
posted by phunniemee at 11:03 PM on May 21, 2015

...baby with an avocado.
...pop-tart sandwich.
posted by Toddles at 11:16 PM on May 21, 2015 [1 favorite]

...redneck at a tea party.
posted by mammoth at 11:19 PM on May 21, 2015 [2 favorites]

... baby in a titty bar.

... cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake.

... hobo under house arrest.

... Brian Williams on assignment.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 11:19 PM on May 21, 2015 [10 favorites]

...person who just finished watching Primer.
posted by slide at 11:19 PM on May 21, 2015

...centipede doing the tango.
posted by Rinku at 11:28 PM on May 21, 2015 [2 favorites]

English speaker in a game of Mandarin Scrabble
Acid tripper in a costume store
goat raised amongst sheep
me attempting calculus
kitten in a lions den
Jaffa in a bag of Skittles
cancer specialist at a sun-bed sales conference
posted by Thella at 11:29 PM on May 21, 2015

...nyone. Guess you could say she's MOST confused.
posted by davidjmcgee at 11:35 PM on May 21, 2015

...Atilla the Hun at a Bed and Breakfast.
posted by Rinku at 11:48 PM on May 21, 2015

...Kardashian in Mensa meeting.
posted by cecic at 12:08 AM on May 22, 2015

Einstein at a Scientology meeting.
posted by quinndexter at 12:16 AM on May 22, 2015

...amish man at comic-con.
posted by Rinku at 1:01 AM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]

...penguin in a convent.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 1:23 AM on May 22, 2015 [21 favorites]

...than a straight-laced college physics professor, who terrorized freshmen with logic and equations, who had just seen a real life unicorn farting glittery rainbows.
posted by fragmede at 2:12 AM on May 22, 2015

...kitten with new stuffed animal.
posted by amtho at 4:41 AM on May 22, 2015

.. newt on a bike.
posted by kariebookish at 4:43 AM on May 22, 2015

Best answer: ... an atheist in heaven.
posted by rmmcclay at 5:32 AM on May 22, 2015 [4 favorites]

Best answer: ...one legged man in an ass-kicking contest

(and I heard it as ...a baby in a topless bar.)
posted by blob at 5:40 AM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]

...a dog in a tennis ball factory?
posted by doozer_ex_machina at 6:20 AM on May 22, 2015

... A pig on rollerskates.
posted by Neekee at 6:41 AM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]

...the audience of Lost
posted by the agents of KAOS at 7:01 AM on May 22, 2015 [2 favorites]

Best answer: ... than a dog in a bowling alley.
... than a pacifier in a belly button.
posted by Promethea at 8:00 AM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]

....puppy in a room full of rubber balls (that's usually used for "busier" but I think it works for confused, too).
posted by janey47 at 9:40 AM on May 22, 2015

...than the psychiatrist in T-3.
posted by Michele in California at 10:15 AM on May 22, 2015

...a toddler in a toy store.
posted by singmespanishtechno at 10:53 AM on May 22, 2015

...Cousin It in a wig shop
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 11:15 AM on May 22, 2015

...a fish with a bicycle.
posted by bendy at 5:48 PM on May 22, 2015

A bat in a speed trap?
posted by persona au gratin at 11:14 PM on May 22, 2015 [1 favorite]