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November 17, 2013 8:00 PM   Subscribe

Help me write clever holiday cards.

So, each year when I write out my holiday cards, I try to write a dumb, holiday (mostly Christmas related) joke or one liner. I try to keep it short, and depending on the audience, it can range from totally tame to fully profane. So as card season is nigh, hit me with funny shit I can include in my cards!
posted by msali to Grab Bag (5 answers total) 11 users marked this as a favorite
Photo of a festive sheep on the front; "Fleece Navidad" inside.
posted by jander03 at 10:28 PM on November 17, 2013 [2 favorites]

This line from a xmas T-shirt I received a few years ago would make a nice xmas postcard:

Be naughty - save Santa the trip.
posted by she's not there at 11:33 PM on November 17, 2013 [1 favorite]

Pinterest will supply you with plenty: as a starting point. Find one you like and look at the boards it's been pinned to as well for more.
posted by viggorlijah at 11:51 PM on November 17, 2013

Q: Why don't we spell it C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S-L?

A: Because there's noel!
posted by popcassady at 3:53 AM on November 18, 2013

I love these cards, which may inspire you, or at least entertain you.
posted by theora55 at 5:15 AM on November 18, 2013 [1 favorite]

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