Something Borrowed, Something Brewed? Wedding Related Beer Puns?
July 30, 2013 8:11 PM Subscribe
My wedding is coming up this fall, My dad and I have brewed the beer to serve. Now we'd like to come up with some punny names for the beer. Please Help!
What we have so far:
Something Borrowed, Something Brewed (Speckled Heckle, A Spotted Cow Clone (A popular beer here in wisconsin))
The other names we have that aren't assigned to any particular beer
Matrimoni-Ale
White Veil Ale
Hoppily Ever After
Ton Ale (My name is Tony. This one is kind of gross sounding)
The beers are Chocolate Oatmeal Stout, Cream Ale, Extra pale Ale, nut brown ale, and an american red.
The other names we have that aren't assigned to any particular beer
Matrimoni-Ale
White Veil Ale
Hoppily Ever After
Ton Ale (My name is Tony. This one is kind of gross sounding)
The beers are Chocolate Oatmeal Stout, Cream Ale, Extra pale Ale, nut brown ale, and an american red.
Been trying to think of something punny/wedding related for the nut brown without slipping into the wrong kind of double entendre. How about "Daddy got his shotgun, Brown"?
posted by amanda at 8:45 PM on July 30, 2013
posted by amanda at 8:45 PM on July 30, 2013
Ball and Chain Brown
Ale We Need is Love
Always and For Amber
posted by MaryDellamorte at 8:50 PM on July 30, 2013 [2 favorites]
Ale We Need is Love
Always and For Amber
posted by MaryDellamorte at 8:50 PM on July 30, 2013 [2 favorites]
Tony and (other person's name) Cantelope Ale?
(Because now that you're married, you guys can't elope).
posted by jenkinsEar at 8:59 PM on July 30, 2013 [1 favorite]
(Because now that you're married, you guys can't elope).
posted by jenkinsEar at 8:59 PM on July 30, 2013 [1 favorite]
Parson (Nut) Brown
posted by The Underpants Monster at 9:00 PM on July 30, 2013
posted by The Underpants Monster at 9:00 PM on July 30, 2013
Blushing Bride Brown
Going to the Chapel Cream Ale
To Hop and to Hold
posted by MaryDellamorte at 9:00 PM on July 30, 2013
Going to the Chapel Cream Ale
To Hop and to Hold
posted by MaryDellamorte at 9:00 PM on July 30, 2013
You could call the nut brown ale Guess How Much I Love You Ale
posted by Mchelly at 9:40 PM on July 30, 2013
posted by Mchelly at 9:40 PM on July 30, 2013
i think you almost got it ...something bottled, something brewed (def a blue label on that one)
Drunken Bride (any pic of any lady sleeping in a wedding dress (on the ground? slumped over?) on the label, particularly your fiance, would be hi-larious)
posted by sexyrobot at 9:46 PM on July 30, 2013 [2 favorites]
Drunken Bride (any pic of any lady sleeping in a wedding dress (on the ground? slumped over?) on the label, particularly your fiance, would be hi-larious)
posted by sexyrobot at 9:46 PM on July 30, 2013 [2 favorites]
"Does This Dress Make Me Look" Stout
Groom's Gone Pale
Cold Feet Cream Ale
Garter Grab Nut Brown Ale
Keg 'o My Heart Red
posted by under_petticoat_rule at 9:50 PM on July 30, 2013 [1 favorite]
Groom's Gone Pale
Cold Feet Cream Ale
Garter Grab Nut Brown Ale
Keg 'o My Heart Red
posted by under_petticoat_rule at 9:50 PM on July 30, 2013 [1 favorite]
Just Marr-Red
The Fainting Groom Extra Pale Ale
posted by NikitaNikita at 10:32 PM on July 30, 2013 [1 favorite]
The Fainting Groom Extra Pale Ale
posted by NikitaNikita at 10:32 PM on July 30, 2013 [1 favorite]
Jumping the Brewm
posted by The Underpants Monster at 10:34 PM on July 30, 2013
posted by The Underpants Monster at 10:34 PM on July 30, 2013
American Red Wedding?
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 11:19 PM on July 30, 2013
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 11:19 PM on July 30, 2013
Best Man Brown
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 12:17 AM on July 31, 2013
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 12:17 AM on July 31, 2013
Also, I like "Forever Hold Your Peace" for the cream.
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 12:19 AM on July 31, 2013
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 12:19 AM on July 31, 2013
We named our engagement party beers after our hometowns: Blanche de Beloeil and Meadowbrook Brown Ale.
posted by third word on a random page at 12:54 AM on July 31, 2013
posted by third word on a random page at 12:54 AM on July 31, 2013
"Tied the Nut" Brown Ale
posted by salvia at 8:02 AM on July 31, 2013 [1 favorite]
posted by salvia at 8:02 AM on July 31, 2013 [1 favorite]
Weird, I had a whole list, posted it, and then Metafilter died for like two hours, and now my post isn't here....anyway, from what I remember:
I Brew or I Do Brew
Tie the Nut
Redded Bliss
Hopelessly Dev-OAT-ed
Down the Ais-ale
Ball and Grain
Wheat me at the altar
Malt my Match (or Met my Malt)
Beerly Beloved
To Ale and To Hold
Ferment to Be
Newlyred
Hoppy Wife Hoppy Life
Holy Matrim-oat-y
You're The Malt to My Hops (or any other two necessary ingredients)
Brew Love
posted by melissasaurus at 8:49 AM on July 31, 2013 [3 favorites]
I Brew or I Do Brew
Tie the Nut
Redded Bliss
Hopelessly Dev-OAT-ed
Down the Ais-ale
Ball and Grain
Wheat me at the altar
Malt my Match (or Met my Malt)
Beerly Beloved
To Ale and To Hold
Ferment to Be
Newlyred
Hoppy Wife Hoppy Life
Holy Matrim-oat-y
You're The Malt to My Hops (or any other two necessary ingredients)
Brew Love
posted by melissasaurus at 8:49 AM on July 31, 2013 [3 favorites]
For the chocolate stout: Holy Maltrimony
Is the brown ale a honey brown? If so, Honeymoon Brown Ale, or just Honeymoon Ale
I think White Veil ale is a suitable name for a beer that causes a lot of lacing, maybe the cream ale?
posted by to recite so charmingly at 6:50 PM on July 31, 2013
Is the brown ale a honey brown? If so, Honeymoon Brown Ale, or just Honeymoon Ale
I think White Veil ale is a suitable name for a beer that causes a lot of lacing, maybe the cream ale?
posted by to recite so charmingly at 6:50 PM on July 31, 2013
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Some years back, my husband and I made beer for his sister's wedding. We made Black Tie Portar and a Veilweizen. Not super punny but gets the idea across. Nuptiale is the punny name for a lovely beer from Ninkasi. I think you could borrow it. How about Queen of Hearts for the red? Or some other hearts/love theme. Kiss the Girl Red?
posted by amanda at 8:42 PM on July 30, 2013