Caption contest
October 12, 2012 10:33 AM   Subscribe

I need a fitting caption for wierd artwork on a birthday card I'm sending.

I'm sending a birthday card to my mom about three hours from now. I made the card by taping this postcard to the front.

(Why this image, of all the images I could have chosen for a birthday card? I'm sending her a book of work by the same artist, and I want the card to semi-match. Also, I'm stuck at work and can't get my hands on a "real" birthday card or a decent color printer.)

I know this is kind of a bizarre request, but any ideas for captions would be appreciated!
posted by Mila to Media & Arts (5 answers total)
"I have no beak!" said Tom, impeccably.
posted by phunniemee at 10:54 AM on October 12, 2012 [1 favorite]

At three in the morning, Tinker Bell's father starts to worry...
posted by Prof Iterole at 11:01 AM on October 12, 2012 [5 favorites]

Wish I could fly out to see you mom, but the gene-splicer is down. Happy Birthday!
posted by jamjam at 11:06 AM on October 12, 2012 [1 favorite]

Even the fae are abuzz with birthday wishes!
posted by vegartanipla at 11:18 AM on October 12, 2012

I love the Tinkerbell's dad caption, but I went with "Wish I could fly out to see you on your birthday" on the inside of the card. Sweet and simple.
posted by Mila at 3:44 PM on October 12, 2012

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