Help us name our charity fundraising team
January 16, 2012 11:13 AM   Subscribe

Name our fundraising team! My friends and I are shaving our heads for St. Baldrick's Foundation and we want a cool team name.

St. Baldrick's Foundation is a charity that raises money to fund research to find cures for childhood cancers. People like me and my friends agree to have our heads publicly shaved at an event, and we solicit donations before and during this event.

The four of us are all women in Chicago, and we are kind of nerdy/hipstery. We ride bikes. We are all tattooed. The name doesn't have to incorporate any of those things, but I mention them to serve as inspiration.

The team name should be fun, relatively short, and appropriate for sharing with coworkers/family and putting on flyers so that we can best get the word out, hold fundraising events, and solicit donations without offending anyone. Puns, alliteration, and/or rhyming are acceptable. Thanks!
posted by misskaz to Grab Bag (19 answers total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
 
Bald Barbies
posted by bleep at 11:16 AM on January 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


The Glabrous Gals?

Sinead and the O'Connors?
posted by enlarged to show texture at 11:21 AM on January 16, 2012


To play off enlarged, and reference the glorious Empire Records...

Sinead O'Rebellion
posted by utsutsu at 11:28 AM on January 16, 2012


A link for the Bald Barbie movement.
posted by TooFewShoes at 11:34 AM on January 16, 2012


Cue-ball Cuties?

Hairless Harlots?

Balding Betties?

Polished Pollyannas?

I think it's awesome that you are doing this, BTW.
posted by Pecinpah at 11:46 AM on January 16, 2012


- The Yul Brynner Appreciation Society
- Die FlederMiss
- Bald Barbies for Baldrick's
- 'Airies Against Cancer
posted by MuffinMan at 11:52 AM on January 16, 2012


The Cunning Plans
posted by scody at 12:06 PM on January 16, 2012 [3 favorites]


No Bangs for the Buck
The Fringeless Society
posted by hydrophonic at 12:18 PM on January 16, 2012 [4 favorites]


NoHair Airport
Blue Line Baldies
ChiTown Shiners
ChiTown Shavers
Four Bitchin Baldies
Sharp Shaved Sheilas
Four Female Phrenologists
Rahm's Bomb Moms
Hairless Hellcats
Bold Buzzed Babes
Billy Corgan's Secret Sisters
Denuded Dames
Hairless Henpeckers
Our Lady of Alopecia
Balds have more fun.
Gentlemen Prefer Balds
Paul Konrad Brigade
Ask Us About Our Armpits
Occupy Eggheads
Bald is Beautiful
Nothing Compares 2 Us
Wilco
posted by timsteil at 12:28 PM on January 16, 2012 [2 favorites]


Head Cheerleaders
The Dominican Republic
The Dominican Sisters
posted by carmicha at 12:29 PM on January 16, 2012


Bald Eagle Chicks
posted by carmicha at 12:34 PM on January 16, 2012 [1 favorite]


shear beauty
posted by parmanparman at 12:43 PM on January 16, 2012


Headset Jet Set

Little Head Riding Hoods
posted by Juliet Banana at 1:18 PM on January 16, 2012


I like this one for rhythm:

The Chrome Dome Dames
posted by Mercaptan at 1:21 PM on January 16, 2012 [2 favorites]


hydrophonic's No Bangs for the Buck is great.
posted by scody at 1:28 PM on January 16, 2012


We are kind of nerdy/hipstery. We ride bikes. We are all tattooed.

Natubikens (Na-too-bik-ens)
posted by Folk at 7:11 PM on January 16, 2012


I like Chicago Shaven Mavens if that doesn't seem a little inappropriate.
posted by IndigoRain at 7:22 PM on January 16, 2012


The Turnips, surely? If it's for St Baldrick's?
posted by Acheman at 3:34 AM on January 17, 2012 [1 favorite]


Thanks everyone! We went with the excellent No Bangs for the Buck suggestion.
posted by misskaz at 7:16 PM on January 22, 2012


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