Animal-related Christmas puns
September 12, 2011 7:12 PM Subscribe
Pet-related Christmas puns? Help!
Hi Mefites!
I work for a pet-minding business and my boss has asked me to write the Christmas newsletter for our clients. I am what you might charitably call not so good at coming up with the sort of cutesy puns she's after, so i'm turning to you.
For reference, in last year's letter she used 'Merry Christmouse and a Pawsome New Year'. Some Googling has only turned up 'Meowy Christmas'.
Can you think of any others I can use?
Hi Mefites!
I work for a pet-minding business and my boss has asked me to write the Christmas newsletter for our clients. I am what you might charitably call not so good at coming up with the sort of cutesy puns she's after, so i'm turning to you.
For reference, in last year's letter she used 'Merry Christmouse and a Pawsome New Year'. Some Googling has only turned up 'Meowy Christmas'.
Can you think of any others I can use?
Hoppy Howlidays!
posted by schyler523 at 7:16 PM on September 12, 2011
posted by schyler523 at 7:16 PM on September 12, 2011
Kitties might have Santa Claws!
posted by xingcat at 7:16 PM on September 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by xingcat at 7:16 PM on September 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
Meow bring us some figgy pudding.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 7:22 PM on September 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 7:22 PM on September 12, 2011 [1 favorite]
"Fleas" Navidad!
posted by easilyamused at 7:42 PM on September 12, 2011 [10 favorites]
posted by easilyamused at 7:42 PM on September 12, 2011 [10 favorites]
ferret in a new year!
gerbil bells!
dog rest ewe meowy gentlemouse
posted by nadawi at 7:46 PM on September 12, 2011
gerbil bells!
dog rest ewe meowy gentlemouse
posted by nadawi at 7:46 PM on September 12, 2011
Pet the cat and walk the doggie
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don't let either chew the holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
[then it fell apart as I tried to figure out what to rhyme with "tissue paper" and "diving"]
posted by amtho at 8:38 PM on September 12, 2011
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don't let either chew the holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
[then it fell apart as I tried to figure out what to rhyme with "tissue paper" and "diving"]
posted by amtho at 8:38 PM on September 12, 2011
""Fleas" Navidad!" "Furry Christmas!"
I was gonna split the difference and go with "Furries Navidad"
But holiday song titles/lyrics would prove bountiful for this sorta thing.
"Deck the Paws"
"The Fur-st Noel"
"Pup on the Housetop"
"Go Tail It on the Mountain"
"We Woof You a Merry Christmas"
"Pets Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
"Dog Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"?
I kinda cringe at the thought of what's to come, but... I can't turn away...
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 3:18 AM on September 13, 2011 [1 favorite]
I was gonna split the difference and go with "Furries Navidad"
But holiday song titles/lyrics would prove bountiful for this sorta thing.
"Deck the Paws"
"The Fur-st Noel"
"Pup on the Housetop"
"Go Tail It on the Mountain"
"We Woof You a Merry Christmas"
"Pets Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
"Dog Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"?
I kinda cringe at the thought of what's to come, but... I can't turn away...
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 3:18 AM on September 13, 2011 [1 favorite]
"Not a creature was stirring..." is usually the tagline we see on holiday cards featuring friends' pets. :)
posted by librarianamy at 4:38 AM on September 13, 2011
posted by librarianamy at 4:38 AM on September 13, 2011
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