Finding a super high class escort service and how to act?
July 25, 2011 3:37 PM   Subscribe

Planning on buying a high class escort, need advice and tips on how to act. I want to purchase a high class escort for the night, possibly longer if I enjoy it the first time. I want the highest class escort possible, in the thousands of dollars indefinitely. Amazingly hot models with some substance. can anyone recommend a very high class escort service with the full girlfriend experience included? I've done a search on google but sadly they are lower class and not what I want.
posted by johnx to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (14 answers total)

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Also, is sex included in the high escort service? is it implied?
posted by johnx at 3:40 PM on July 25, 2011


Recommending a specific service is pandering and is illegal.
posted by bikergirl at 3:47 PM on July 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


OP doesn't say where he is, which matters a LOT.
posted by RustyBrooks at 3:52 PM on July 25, 2011


Assuming the mods will delete this question shortly, I just wanted to add that I enjoy it was posted to "sports, hobbies, and recreation" instead of, say, "grab bag." I guess I should be thankful it isn't tagged "shopping"!!

Heh.

Anyway, I also noticed there is no identifying city, although, in that price range I'm sure flying to a destination is highly possible.
posted by jbenben at 3:56 PM on July 25, 2011 [4 favorites]


Before this gets deleted, I have to admit it made my day.
posted by Telpethoron at 3:58 PM on July 25, 2011 [4 favorites]


Google searches will not be of use to you. Review sites and referrals from users of those sites will be of much, much more use to you, but due to the nature of the business, they will necessarily be at least partially localised. In the UK, Punternet and Captain 69 would be the go-to sites, but this is really going to depend on where you live or want to travel to.

Escorts covered on review sites absolutely provide sex; that is what is being reviewed.
posted by DarlingBri at 4:01 PM on July 25, 2011


Also, is sex included in the high escort service? is it implied?

I'm pretty sure that's illegal if you're in the USA...
posted by patheral at 4:01 PM on July 25, 2011


Think he recently watched this?
posted by likeso at 4:02 PM on July 25, 2011


Not at the Bunny Ranch. Or I think some red-light districts in Canada.
posted by rileyray3000 at 4:03 PM on July 25, 2011


Also, for whatever it's worth, there's the review website where former Governor Spitzer's seductress supposedly had the best ratings in the site's history.

HERE
posted by rileyray3000 at 4:05 PM on July 25, 2011


Calling women "high class" and "low class" is tacky as hell, as is much else about your question. I support sex work being legal and safe, but, seriously, ugh.
posted by crabintheocean at 4:05 PM on July 25, 2011 [2 favorites]


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posted by foursentences at 4:05 PM on July 25, 2011


I've done a search on google but sadly they are lower class and not what I want.

Mighty fine trollin', says I. Mighty fine.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 4:07 PM on July 25, 2011


Amazingly hot with some substance?

I have to ask, how much, and which substance?

All joking aside, you are soliciting a prostitute without posting a location. I'm sure you realize the (many) errors of your ways.
posted by bilabial at 4:07 PM on July 25, 2011


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