We always put our best foot forward

December 14, 2010 5:57 AM

What are some funny (punny) slogans for a fictional sports team whose mascot is the Centipedes?

Please feel free to channel your inner Michael Scott; ie, the worse the joke/pun the better

posted by holdkris99 to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (24 answers total)

We can kick fifty butts at a time!
Don't lift our log unless you want to be bit!
House-pest in da house!
posted by Slap*Happy at 6:05 AM on December 14, 2010

Heed the 'pede!
Cede to the 'pede!
posted by mikepop at 6:13 AM on December 14, 2010 [2 favorites]

What sport are we talking about here?
posted by mikepop at 6:13 AM on December 14, 2010

What do you call a guard with 100 legs? A sentrypede!

What did one centipede say to the other centipede? You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, you’ve got a lovely pair of legs, you’ve got a lovely pair of legs, you’ve got a lovely pair of legs, you’ve got a lovely pair of legs, you’ve got a lovely pair of legs…
posted by Flood at 6:19 AM on December 14, 2010

We've got the legs to make it!
posted by Urtylug at 6:20 AM on December 14, 2010

Response by poster: Mainly football (american football).
posted by holdkris99 at 6:23 AM on December 14, 2010

The Cent Represents!
The Cents ain't no gents!
posted by mikepop at 6:30 AM on December 14, 2010

Crawling to Victory
posted by inturnaround at 6:31 AM on December 14, 2010 [1 favorite]

We'll make you squirm
posted by mikepop at 6:35 AM on December 14, 2010

100 feet to victory!
posted by bovious at 6:51 AM on December 14, 2010

Prepare to be trampled
(lots of legs= tramplin')
posted by cosmicbandito at 6:57 AM on December 14, 2010

Hut one, hut two, hut one hundred!

We may have a hundred feet, but we can go a hundred yards.
posted by googly at 7:10 AM on December 14, 2010

100% medically accurate!
posted by jbickers at 7:13 AM on December 14, 2010 [5 favorites]

We've got a leg up on the competition!
posted by Ghidorah at 7:16 AM on December 14, 2010

1 cent, 100 legs - kicking your ass.
posted by bitdamaged at 7:17 AM on December 14, 2010

Ass Kicking Champions Ten Years Running
posted by robocop is bleeding at 7:20 AM on December 14, 2010

Beating the centipedes is no small feat!
posted by misha at 7:54 AM on December 14, 2010

Just don't ask how we walk!
posted by norbulator at 8:24 AM on December 14, 2010

Feet of fury.
posted by verbyournouns at 8:56 AM on December 14, 2010

Alternately: 100 Feet of Fury.
posted by verbyournouns at 8:56 AM on December 14, 2010

ONE HUNDRED FISTS!
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:56 AM on December 14, 2010

I hear their best play is called the Hail Myriapod.
posted by yeti at 11:51 AM on December 14, 2010

Already 98 ahead!
posted by equivocator at 3:51 PM on December 14, 2010

More feet per yard!
posted by kamikazegopher at 1:35 PM on December 16, 2010