Sexy bodypaint movies
November 19, 2010 12:12 PM   Subscribe

Question about sci-fi/fantasy pornography and bodypaint. (NSFW)

I find myself aroused by movies in which the skin has been painted an "unnatural" color.  In pornography, this seems to happen most often in the context of a story about non-human humanoids, like science fiction or fantasy stories.  So.  Are there any erotic movies you know of in which the actors/actresses are non-human colors?  I lean more towards interest in the women being painted up, but what the heck, men painted up are fine too, let's keep this inclusive.

I already know about: the blue goddess at the beginning of Zazel; the greenish-grey Lily Munster in This Ain't The Munsters; the silver robot in Perfect Pink 13; the blue alien in Space Nuts; the green alien in Star Trix.

What I'm looking for:
- Live-action movies in which the people are painted.

Less excited about, but still acceptable:
- color-corrected movies to make that seem to be the case, even if no one's actually painted.

What I'm NOT looking for:
- animation/hentai.
- non-pornographic movies featuring oddly-colored people, like Avatar.
- still images that have been photoshopped.
- bestiality; I'm still looking for humanoid, just non-human humanoid.
- suggestions for therapy; this is actually a pretty miniscule part of an otherwise normal and extremely fulfilling sex life.

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posted by spockpuppet to Media & Arts (7 answers total) 3 users marked this as a favorite

Best answer: Hustler has a production called This Ain't Avatar that might catch your, uh, eye.
posted by Sternmeyer at 12:15 PM on November 19, 2010

Best answer: Whorelore has at least one episode with a green-painted chick - looks like ep 3 from the previews. I only saw a couple of the episodes, but it's pretty high-budget for what it is.
posted by restless_nomad at 12:48 PM on November 19, 2010

Google "Smurf Porn" and the first hit will take you to a rather interesting scene.
posted by cazoo at 1:43 PM on November 19, 2010 [1 favorite]

Are there any erotic movies you know of in which the actors/actresses are non-human colors?. . .

still acceptable:
- color-corrected movies to make that seem to be the case, even if no one's actually painted.

Sort of blue-skying here, but does it need to be from the silver screen per se? Why not color-correct porn yourself: visual filters in FinalCut or Adobe Premiere should automatically convert, eg, all pink/tan/brown into blue/green/purple. The programs are really easy to use; the results should pass with flying colors even if you're a complete editing greenhorn.

Also, don't be afraid to just show your true colors -- if my partner asked for this I'd be tickled pink, and while I wouldn't want to paint my body all the time I'd be happy to do it once in a blue moon.
posted by foursentences at 4:36 PM on November 19, 2010

Best answer: Not sure if you're looking for other painting options besides "this person is a different color" sorts of things. The first thing that comes to mind for me is Burning Man which is totally full of naked people painted funny colors, some of whom are having sex with each other, but it's often not that well photographed. Also, sandy.

There are also some random videos like this one at redtube which are "guy airbrush paints women and then gets busy with them" but it's really not sci-fi-ish in the least [well the guy has a British accent!] and the paint isn't that much paint. This is more along the same lines but again, it's clearly paint and not at all "all over" If that's the sort of thing you like, you might enjoy this. These women are painted like animals, I'm not sure if that's what you mean about bestiality. Actually, is amateur stuff okay at all? is my go to place for doing custom porn searches but they show not much at all for this sort of thing. Also not sure if "messy" videos are your thing, they are paint-like but overall sort of cater to a different crowd. This woman, for example, is sort of neat looking but it's solo stuff and some of her other stuff is more food-based. If this is your thing, then you're in luck because there's a ton of it, and it's not even all porn based [a personal favorite]

Porn Stars from Mars looks like it's up your alley, though more of a sexy comedy porn than anything else. This is one of those tricky things that's easy to describe but tough to find good search terms for. I'll be interested to know if you come up with other good examples.
posted by jessamyn at 7:10 PM on November 19, 2010

Response by poster: Thanks, all! This Ain't Avatar, Whorelore Episode 3, and Porn Stars From Mars are all pretty much exactly what I was looking for. If anyone else has other suggestions, please chime in.

foursentences, I may also try out the DIY method you suggest. And regarding your last point: we're way ahead of you on that front!
posted by spockpuppet at 1:04 PM on November 22, 2010

This seems relevant to your interests.
posted by jessamyn at 9:19 PM on January 11, 2011

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