Sex toys that don't look it
April 17, 2010 7:56 PM Subscribe
[sex toy filter] Does the hive know of any dildos (or vibrators) that look like anything BUT a sex toy?
Yes, one could just use the whisk handle or whatever, but I'm looking for items intended (read: made for play, waterproof, non-absorbent, seamless, etc) to be sex toys.
Props if you DO know of a sex toy that appears to be a whisk or any other kitchen utensil.
Yes, one could just use the whisk handle or whatever, but I'm looking for items intended (read: made for play, waterproof, non-absorbent, seamless, etc) to be sex toys.
Props if you DO know of a sex toy that appears to be a whisk or any other kitchen utensil.
You could put a whole bowl of these out on the dining room table and no one would be any the wiser.
posted by drlith at 8:29 PM on April 17, 2010
posted by drlith at 8:29 PM on April 17, 2010
Blowfish has art toys, non-realistic dildos, symbolic ones, beautiful glass ones (including this eggplant), and then there are these.
posted by gingerbeer at 8:48 PM on April 17, 2010
posted by gingerbeer at 8:48 PM on April 17, 2010
the njoy stainless steel buttplug looks exactly like some kind of weirdo citrus juicer/reamer. I am told that it can, in fact, be used as one. I would not recommend mixing these two activities in either order.
posted by rmd1023 at 9:24 PM on April 17, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by rmd1023 at 9:24 PM on April 17, 2010 [2 favorites]
Seconding the cone recommendation.
posted by loveyourfellowman at 2:43 AM on April 18, 2010
posted by loveyourfellowman at 2:43 AM on April 18, 2010
Dejah420: In my experience, glass is actually a great idea.
posted by sacrifix at 12:02 PM on April 18, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by sacrifix at 12:02 PM on April 18, 2010 [2 favorites]
Typically, though not always, the glass in question is Pyrex. It's not like the toy is easily chipped or shattered. Glass is great for several reasons: sterlizeable, transfers heat/cold well for varying the sensations, virtually frictionless as compared to materials like plastic or rubber, are phthalate-free, and can look very artsy/discreet/pretty. Food-grade pure silicone and medical-grade metals are the other options that offer all that. But the latter types generally define the high end of toy price range; whereas, glass comes in a range of of cheap-through-expensive options.
I'm with sacrifix: not only is glass a great idea overall, but the fact of its non-obvious suitability makes it extra well-suited to the OP's request. There are many that can be passed off as a lovely paperweight or as art.
made for play, waterproof, non-absorbent, seamless, etc) to be sex toys...Props if you DO know of a sex toy that appears to be a whisk or any other kitchen utensil.
anon, check out metal "french rolling pins" from gourmet cookware sellers. If you can find one of dildo-ish diameter, it should meet the rest of your criteria.
posted by nakedcodemonkey at 2:50 AM on April 19, 2010
I'm with sacrifix: not only is glass a great idea overall, but the fact of its non-obvious suitability makes it extra well-suited to the OP's request. There are many that can be passed off as a lovely paperweight or as art.
made for play, waterproof, non-absorbent, seamless, etc) to be sex toys...Props if you DO know of a sex toy that appears to be a whisk or any other kitchen utensil.
anon, check out metal "french rolling pins" from gourmet cookware sellers. If you can find one of dildo-ish diameter, it should meet the rest of your criteria.
posted by nakedcodemonkey at 2:50 AM on April 19, 2010
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posted by phoenixy at 8:03 PM on April 17, 2010