Can you help me identify this scifi (softcore?) porn movie from my formative years?

January 21, 2010 8:01 PM

It was camp scifi porn (is there any other kind?) -- not Barbarrela, but something of that genre. [nsfw? barely]

I remember only one scene: a guy is on a spaceship and a voice (or face on a large screen?) demonstrate his male vulnerabilities by playing a certain audio tone which gives him an erection. This, needless to say, excites the female-like aliens.

What movie is this?

I figure someone here must know what I'm talking about, I saw this movie through a crack in my bedroom door as a pre-adolescent and it made me feel dizzy and inexplicably excited. I wonder how it would be to see it now, some 18 years later or so. I'm 30 now, so that may help date the film -- though it was a rental. I bet it was from the 80s.

posted by anonymous to Media & Arts (14 answers total)

Sex World? Can't recall...

For more camp scifi porn (hard core, I think!) try Space Nuts.
posted by Jinx of the 2nd Law at 8:08 PM on January 21, 2010

Galaxina with Dorothy Stratten? Don't recall that specific scene, but very much fits the genre and time frame.

There was a very, ahem, interesting scene in which a woman offers herself to be felt up by the horny spaceship crew via videophone.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:14 PM on January 21, 2010

Cafe Flesh?
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:22 PM on January 21, 2010

You might check out 2069. I remember hey had it at a local Blockbuster back in the mid 90's. Not sure if there is a scene like that, but it appears to be a similar type of movie.
posted by Yorrick at 8:39 PM on January 21, 2010

Flesh Gordon?
posted by Brainy at 8:46 PM on January 21, 2010

Flesh Gordan?
posted by damn dirty ape at 8:46 PM on January 21, 2010

Weird.
posted by damn dirty ape at 8:46 PM on January 21, 2010

I may have seen the same movie and I'm trying hard to remember the name of it. Was there one line where a robot said, "Mr President, you have thirty seconds to get your shit together."?
posted by JV at 8:47 PM on January 21, 2010

I remember seeing the secretly-intriguing-at-the-time box for Femalien at Blockbuster somewhere in the nineties, and it sounds like it fits your description.
posted by ignignokt at 8:52 PM on January 21, 2010

IMDB link for keywords "alien" and "female nudity" sorted by release date. Besides the mentioned Galaxina, other candidates that jump out at me are Flesh Gordon meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders or Femalien.
posted by fings at 8:57 PM on January 21, 2010

I don't know, but you might want to ask over at reddit. They seem to be very able in the "name that porn" game.

Not a slight on reddit. They just have a larger, younger, hornier userbase.
posted by chairface at 10:38 PM on January 21, 2010

If it isn't any of the above, try watching Zardoz - there's a scene where Sean Connery is being "examined". He doesn't respond to the writhing female projected on a screen but does react to the female immortal doing the cross-examination.
posted by ninazer0 at 12:31 AM on January 22, 2010

This is definitely Zardoz.
posted by thoughtless at 1:37 AM on January 22, 2010

Nthing Zardoz! (I can't find the clip ninazer0 describes, but this is part of it.)

And as for how it would be to watch it now, in your thirties? A: AMAZING.
posted by hot soup girl at 5:32 AM on January 22, 2010 [1 favorite]