Need Lyrics for Sir Smoke A Lot

September 16, 2009 4:18 PM

Does anyone know the lyrics to Sir Smoke A Lot's rap song from Half-Baked?

I've found the first part:

"I wanna talk to samson, fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Cramson, cuz it's hard being black and gifted, sometimes i wanna throw it all down and get lifted.."

Is that the whole song, or is there more to it than that? Trying to educate some fellows about movies from my youth.

PS: I feel guilty putting the category "society & culture" on this post. Wish there was a category for "crappy pop-culture" or something...

posted by leecohen to Society & Culture (7 answers total)

Alice Cramson?

Let me go out on a limb and say the right line is 'Kramden.'
posted by box at 4:29 PM on September 16, 2009

Response by poster: that does make more sense, yes. Thanks.
posted by leecohen at 5:25 PM on September 16, 2009

Well, there's also "When life gets hard, I pick up that card, with the smiley face, call him over to my place."
posted by Juliet Banana at 6:14 PM on September 16, 2009

Response by poster: Okay, we're getting warmer...
posted by leecohen at 7:14 PM on September 16, 2009

There might be some more lines in the script.
posted by box at 7:34 PM on September 16, 2009

Best answer: Or in this clip.

(Google search terms included 'half baked,' 'sir smoke a lot lyrics' and 'samson gets me lifted.')
posted by box at 7:38 PM on September 16, 2009

Best answer: l wanna talk to Samson
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden
'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted
Sometimes l wanna throw it all down and get lifted
Everybody knows in my neighborhood
It's the bestest around
Samson's shit is blessed
Got the whole town on lockdown
Think about this shit please
posted by jtfowl0 at 7:50 PM on September 16, 2009