The mehhhhh-tal dooooogs! Bow, buh nuh naw!

June 9, 2009 6:06 PM

I need some help coming up with metal/dog puns. "Dog breath to false metal". Things like that.

More that I've thought of:
Heavy metal barking lot
I want to break fleas
Livin' after midnight, barkin' till the dawn (not so sure about this one)
EYEHEARTDOG

Any genre of metal, maybe even some punk rock and hardcore and whatnot.

posted by gally99 to Writing & Language (29 answers total)

I want to bark and howl all night
And eat Alpo every day.
posted by Netzapper at 6:10 PM on June 9, 2009

Cut Your Leash And Worship Satan (ref: Cut Your Flesh And Worship Satan)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:11 PM on June 9, 2009

TRUE NORWEGIAN BARK METAL
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:12 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]

Bewitching The Pomeranian (Behemoth's Bewitching The Pomerania)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:13 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]

Demidog (name of several albums is Demigod)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:14 PM on June 9, 2009

Ace of spayeds (Motorhead)
Master of Puppies (Metallica)
posted by vito90 at 6:15 PM on June 9, 2009 [3 favorites]

Individual Spot Patterns (Individual Thought Patterns)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:15 PM on June 9, 2009

Behold...The Barktopus
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:17 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]

Rufus Priest
Black Labbath
posted by nitsuj at 6:31 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]

Blackwater Dog Park (Opeth)
Between The Buried Bone And Me (BTBAM)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:34 PM on June 9, 2009

Appetite for Daschunds (Guns n Roses)
Shout at the Dalmation (Mutley Crue)
Rust in Pekinese (Megadeth)
Lick Em All (Metallica)
Let There Be Rottweiler (AC/DC)
Reign in Bloodhounds (Slayer)
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 6:37 PM on June 9, 2009

Bark Sabbath
Ruff in Piece
Master of Puppies
posted by The Michael The at 6:38 PM on June 9, 2009

Malevolent Dalmatian

Where Beagles Dare

Symphonies of Lickness

Extreme Noise Terrier

Armored Saint Bernard
posted by The Straightener at 6:43 PM on June 9, 2009

Dogzig.
posted by nitsuj at 6:46 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]

Spayer
posted by hellboundforcheddar at 6:51 PM on June 9, 2009

Metal Up Your Apso

Mastiffs of Reality

Spaytanic Wehrmact
posted by The Straightener at 6:55 PM on June 9, 2009

Muttalica
posted by kitty teeth at 6:58 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]

Husky Du
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 6:59 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]

Yngwe Malamute
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:02 PM on June 9, 2009

Walk. (pantera)
posted by metastability at 7:03 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]

Cannibal Corso

Wag your tail / Metal health'll drive you mad!
posted by starvingartist at 7:04 PM on June 9, 2009

P.O.D (Pomeranians of Death)
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:05 PM on June 9, 2009

Mastiff of Puppies (Props to The Michael The and The Straightener.)
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:11 PM on June 9, 2009

Turbo Rover
Hell Bent for Leather Chew Toys
posted by five toed sloth at 7:40 PM on June 9, 2009

Best answer: I don't think you've given us enough information to answer the question. It really depends on what genre of dog metal you're talking about. Thrash Dog Metal centers around chewy toys, stuffed animals, things like that. Power Dog Metal is about wrestling other dogs at the park, chasing after cars. Hair Dog Metal is about putting one leg up on the couch and humping it. There really is a wide variety.
posted by metastability at 7:47 PM on June 9, 2009

Bone Jovi
Twisted Shitzu
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 8:06 PM on June 9, 2009

Scorpions - "Rock You Like a Hurricanine"

Ozzy - "Mr. Howley"

Motörhead - "Ace of Spayed"

Dio - "Rainbow in the Bark"

Iron Maiden - "The Number of the Beagle"

Metallica - "Squeeky Chewtoy"

Slayer - "Trainin' Mutt"
posted by orme at 4:41 AM on June 10, 2009

Muttiis
posted by quatsch at 10:37 AM on June 10, 2009

AKC/DC
posted by vito90 at 2:12 PM on June 10, 2009