What are some good names for a zombie cowboy? [more inside]
posted by hilaritas on Oct 29, 2009 - 47 answers

How can I turn a wedding dress into a Halloween costume without destroying the thing? [more inside]
posted by libertypie on Oct 26, 2009 - 12 answers

So you're fighting zombies. What are you listening to? [more inside]
posted by heavenstobetsy on Oct 12, 2009 - 68 answers

If you tell a zombie to "Go Forth and Die", is this irony? [more inside]
posted by Palerale on Aug 28, 2009 - 19 answers

How many calories are in the average human brain? As in, if you were to eat a brain zombie style, how many calories would that represent?
posted by KirTakat on Aug 7, 2009 - 17 answers

Help me throw an awesome Zombie Apocalypse theme party! [more inside]
posted by Help, I can't stop talking! on Aug 2, 2009 - 25 answers

Which zombie defense techniques have been established in movies to not work? [more inside]
posted by scottreynen on Jul 5, 2009 - 42 answers

AquaticNecromancyFilter: Combined, the cities of San Francisco, Oakland and Berkeley employ about 3500 uniformed police officers. Do they outnumber the army that could be raised by dark magic from the floor of the San Francisco Bay? Approximately how many entire sets of human skeletal remains are there in that body of water, considering disasters, shipwrecks, bridge jumpers, tidal movement of sediment, etc.? [more inside]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur on Aug 13, 2008 - 21 answers

Could you crib me some notes for my work-related robots vs. zombie debate later today? Why would robots defeat zombies in a knock-out, drag-out apocalypse? What are some humorous things to say about robots beating up zombies? Also: What are some questions for the moderator to ask that would lead to funny results? [more inside]
posted by Skwirl on May 12, 2008 - 33 answers

Another movie-night question: best zombie performance? [more inside]
posted by BE ADEQUITE on Mar 3, 2008 - 23 answers

What are some humorous descriptions/job titles/uses for otherwise "useless" people during the zombie apocalypse, end of the world, WWIII, etc.?
posted by Skorgu on Feb 26, 2008 - 26 answers

I need some help with zombie makeup. [more inside]
posted by shothotbot on Oct 27, 2007 - 4 answers

For this year's Religious Studies Dept. Halloween party (theme: dress as a religious character), my partner and I want to go as Zombie Jesus and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Is this offensive? If not, can you help me plan the costumes? I have never seen JCVH (and won't be able to before the party), what would an appropriate costume be? [more inside]
posted by arcticwoman on Oct 23, 2007 - 28 answers

Please list visual traits that identify zombies. [more inside]
posted by ikkyu2 on Aug 9, 2007 - 50 answers

Where on the internet can I purchase well designed and unique tshirts and zippered hoodies? [more inside]
posted by chrisbucks on Jul 20, 2007 - 15 answers

What is this weird sensation I experience? (Have I finally gone off the deep end?) [more inside]
posted by fogster on Jul 17, 2007 - 29 answers

StoryIdentificationFilter: A few years ago, I read a scifi short story in an anthology. It had zombie-ish elements, and a scientist-type who was afflicted who was able to work and study the zombie phenomenon by burning out the nerves on spots on his hand that impelled him to touch non-zombies. They kept growing back, so he continually had to burn them out. [more inside]
posted by adamwolf on May 10, 2007 - 5 answers

How long does rodent rigor mortis -take- anyway? The roommate woke me up before my alarm this morning to confirm that she was not, indeed, hallucinating the demise of her beloved hamster, Boo. And for good reason - extended explanation inside. [more inside]
posted by FritoKAL on Jan 29, 2007 - 6 answers

I become dull and emotionless for stretches of 3-5 hours at a time. I don't feel depressed, I just feel absolutely nothing. I can play my favorite, rock-out song and it feels the same as listening to CSPAN. I can kiss my girlfriend and I might as well be kissing my hand. It happens regularly, usually in the afternoon, but not every day. Sometimes coffee or food can snap me out of it, sometimes not. The difference between being in or out this "mode" is very distinct. When I'm not in the "mode", I experience a pretty full, normal range of emotions and I'm not what you'd call depressed at all. Have other people experienced this? Any ideas of what causes it or how I can beat it? I hate missing out on experiences while stuck in this zombie-land.
posted by anonymous on Dec 18, 2006 - 17 answers

I work a desk job in downtown Toronto, and I'm a zombie today. Where can I go at lunchtime to take a quick nap? [more inside]
posted by pcameron on Nov 17, 2006 - 14 answers

Help the glitter ninja be a convincing zombierista~! [more inside]
posted by Glitter Ninja on Oct 27, 2006 - 6 answers

Gay Zombies in DC? [more inside]
posted by tonylord on Oct 23, 2006 - 10 answers

Which zombie movie must I see? Please check the list before answering. [more inside]
posted by kingjoeshmoe on Oct 4, 2006 - 51 answers

NotReallyPlaylistFilter: Help me find songs for "Zombie: the Musical". [more inside]
posted by luftmensch on Sep 27, 2006 - 42 answers

MovieFilter: Too many zombie movies to choose from, what one am I thinking of? There's... [more inside]
posted by Mark5four0 on Sep 16, 2006 - 9 answers

Zombies are hot right now. Help me ride the zeitgeist by suggesting good books about zombies.
posted by ND¢ on Mar 17, 2006 - 29 answers

I have this idea that running Kazaa potentially lets other users store files on your PC. Is this correct? [more inside]
posted by birdsquared on Mar 11, 2006 - 12 answers

Zombiefilter: How long would it take before a zombie's muscles were no longer functional? [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie on Mar 11, 2006 - 42 answers

Wuz she hax0r3d?
Scenarios that explain this situation, please: Someone (not I) tries to connect to the 'Net on her AOHell account & gets an error message, the gist of which is "Ain't gonna log you on; reppy5 is already logged on to your account at another location." reppy5 is not one of the accounts/screen-names she has ever created. Has she been hacked? Used as a zombie? Hacked by a zombie? A zombie for what, for spam? [more inside]
posted by Shane on Feb 3, 2006 - 12 answers

Is there any online postage-printing site that doesn't require a monthly fee? I mail books periodically and I'm at least 15 miles from the post office. [more inside]
posted by craniac on Apr 18, 2005 - 9 answers

It has been recommended that my 6 y.o. see a psychiatrist for possible ADD. Has anyone else had experience with someone so young being administered drugs for this? I'm having fears that he'll turn into a zombie. Minus the flesh eating.
posted by adampsyche on Oct 26, 2004 - 29 answers

Which zombie movies do you consider to be canonical?
posted by Prospero on Oct 2, 2004 - 21 answers