Help me find on hold music for my company. [more inside]
posted by gergtreble on May 19, 2009 - 31 answers

What witty things can I write on co-workers cards? [more inside]
posted by KateHasQuestions on Jun 19, 2008 - 24 answers

In light of the recent Mattel/Hasbro suit against Facebook's Scrabulous application, what witty sayings can I spell out in Scrabble tiles to voice my perturbation with the suit? [more inside]
posted by vanoakenfold on Jan 17, 2008 - 10 answers

Where can I buy legitimately funny, sarcastic and/or offensive Christmas Cards? [more inside]
posted by melorama on Nov 12, 2007 - 13 answers

What should I name my beer? [more inside]
posted by jennyjenny on Apr 28, 2007 - 50 answers

I really love Chuck Klosterman's writing. Please help me find more authors/columnists like him. [more inside]
posted by reenum on Apr 5, 2007 - 10 answers

My girlfriend needs a quote of needs 25 words or less to summarize her college experience! Hope me to hope her, Mr. A. Metafilter! [more inside]
posted by TheNewWazoo on Jan 12, 2007 - 34 answers

I'm an adult who gets bullied on the public transit bus. There, I said it. [more inside]
posted by cior on Feb 7, 2006 - 169 answers

Lately I've been fascinated by "smart" songs: songs with witty, intelligent lyrics, especially if the lyrics are literary. Can you recommend more music of this sort? [samples inside] [more inside]
posted by jdroth on Oct 31, 2005 - 100 answers

Bugger. I got bit by the Witty worm. It destroyed my boot sector and has ripped shreds through other data. I was able to use the recover CD from Alienware to get the system booted, but it seems to have installed a second version of windows. Because so much is toasted, I plan to fdisk and start over, but I'm trying to get as much data off the system as I can beforehand. But, I can't get my CD burner to work, even after reinstalling the Roxio software that came with the system, and updating all the drivers. [more inside] [more inside]
posted by dejah420 on Mar 22, 2004 - 6 answers