I chew on staples, paper clips, and scotch tape. Am I going to die? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Apr 28, 2008 - 22 answers

I have one of those pretty standard, leather, 'executive' chairs that you buy at Staples. it has the L-shaped yoke on the right hand side, and the phallic tube extending from the base. Recently it stopped reclining, like, all of a sudden. I remember playing with the Phallus until it reclined again, but that's not working. What do I do?
posted by tremspeed on Dec 22, 2007 - 10 answers

Is anesthetic typically used when suturing with surgical staples? [more inside]
posted by kingtaj on Jul 31, 2007 - 17 answers

Can you guys help me add some new staple recipes to my dinner repertoire? I have about 3 things that I cook, and I'm sick of 2 of them. I have a few ... issues ... with the kitchen that I'm trying to work around, which I've noted inside. [more inside]
posted by tastybrains on May 11, 2007 - 37 answers

How many staples (metal pieces out of a stapler used to bind papers) are thrown away per year in the United States? In the world? Please cite a print reference if possible. Alternatively, I imagine that most staples are discarded. How many are produced?
posted by arrhn on Nov 12, 2006 - 4 answers

I know I can build computers myself. But I want to buy a notebook. And I want it already fully built, with a nice in-store warranty. However, I want NO SOFTWARE along with it. Absolutely none. Am I entitled to that? [more inside]
posted by a007r on Jun 26, 2006 - 32 answers

I need to get some clothing staples for a young woman. She needs basic underwear, socks, t-shirts; you know, the standards. Anyone know of a good place to go? Target, Wal-mart, etc. all seem to not sell this sort of thing online.
posted by k8t on Jul 26, 2005 - 8 answers

Why do undulated staples exist? They appeared in my workplace office supply drawer, and have puzzled myself, coworkers, Google, and Wikipedia.
posted by SemiSophos on Feb 4, 2005 - 17 answers