Lovely English village is losing its shop. How can I find a fairy-godshopkeeper? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Apr 26, 2007 - 12 answers

My grandfather stands accused of a crime he did not comit. He got a phone call from the police last week: "Mr Anonymous? You're on our wanted list for a shoplifting from $UK_SHOP in $UK_CITY. I don't want to come to your house to arrest you, but we need you to come in and talk to us in a week's time." [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jan 7, 2007 - 40 answers