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I'm having trouble pooping!

Pooping has become increasingly difficult and I think something inside my colon is blocking my ability to defecate. Thoughts? (Kinda gross, but not really.) [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jan 24, 2012 - 20 answers

How does one get rid of their scat fetish?

Okay, so I'm gay and I have a scat fetish and I really hate it. It's embarrassing, shameful and disgusting when I think about it. How on earth do I get rid of it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Dec 7, 2011 - 20 answers

Drop it! Drop it!

Two cats, one dog: How do I keep a dog visitor out of the cat box? [more inside]
posted by angrycat on Nov 24, 2011 - 21 answers

As if there wasn't enough horseshit on Wall Street...

What is the average number of police horses that are patrolling Occupy Wall Street at any given hour? [more inside]
posted by Jon_Evil on Nov 16, 2011 - 8 answers

I call horse shit!

Have you seen a successfully implemented rule requiring horse owners to clean up after their pets? [more inside]
posted by Ignatius J. Reilly on Oct 31, 2011 - 25 answers

Ok, time for an embarrassing diarrhea question.

4 days of the runs, I don't have a doctor and this doesn't seem severe enough for the ER. But it hurts so please help! [more inside]
posted by hellameangirl on Oct 25, 2011 - 18 answers

New puppy is a noon-pooper

New puppy house training issues... Well the GF and I fell in love with a small dog at the local humane society, and being new to this and living in a small apartment and both having jobs that take us away from the home during the days, we were happy to be told that she was 2 years old and pretty well house trained. It wasn't until we were going over all the details that we find out she's only ~7 months old. Obligatory pic, awwww..... [more inside]
posted by garethspor on Sep 1, 2011 - 15 answers

Accidental peeing and pooping in a kid: physical or emotional or what?

Could my son’s bladder and bowel control problems be a manifestation of emotional distress? Or could there be something physical going on that we’re missing? We’re going to the doctor soon, but I’d like to hear some ideas from others who might have dealt with something similar. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jun 18, 2011 - 14 answers

Green poop and no appetite?

Green poop. Reduced appetite. Am I dying? [more inside]
posted by modernserf on May 27, 2011 - 19 answers

My cat has taken to pooping and peeing all over our flat. Several trips to the vet haven't stopped it. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to stop this?

My cat has taken to pooping and peeing all over our flat. Several trips to the vet haven't stopped it. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to stop this? [more inside]
posted by Pilly on May 8, 2011 - 27 answers

Help me find a dirty movie.

Help me find a dirty movie. (NSFW) [more inside]
posted by djstig on May 2, 2011 - 1 answer

Why does my rabbit put poop on his foot?

Rabbit owners: I have a rabbit with a very strange habit and I need some help figuring it out! Involves poop and a foot. [more inside]
posted by Salmonberry on Feb 7, 2011 - 9 answers

Poop in the beard is not a good look....

Does anyone have a reliable method to stop a dog from eating poop? [more inside]
posted by tryniti on Jan 12, 2011 - 16 answers

Brains for shit.

Do Zombies poop? [more inside]
posted by schyler523 on Nov 23, 2010 - 24 answers

Who do I see about my butt?

I'm pretty sure I have hemorrhoids. What kind of doctor treats those? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Oct 27, 2010 - 12 answers

Help me not be a constipated mess.

I need some action down South, if you know what I mean! (And for those of you who don't know what I mean, I'm talking regularity and constipation.) OH YEAH! [more inside]
posted by (bb|[^b]{2}) on Oct 13, 2010 - 41 answers

Warning: may not cause constipation.

My iron supplement is giving me diarrhea. WTF and what do I do? (semi-grossness inside) [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Oct 4, 2010 - 13 answers

That's not a toilet, it's a floor register.

My dog relieved herself (both, I think!) in the cold-air return for the furnace. Help? [more inside]
posted by Buffaload on Oct 4, 2010 - 1 answer

How to get baby not to poop in bath

Baby pooping in the bath [more inside]
posted by Marzipan on Aug 7, 2010 - 10 answers

My poor kitty....

YANMV, the kitten I was giving is having um, digestive trouble, and I need some advice until I can get him to the vet. *Gross details inside* [more inside]
posted by sporaticgenius on Jun 28, 2010 - 20 answers

How to clean feces in shed?

How to clean old wood shed with (cat?) feces. [more inside]
posted by NotSoSimple on Jun 22, 2010 - 7 answers

You say you know what he did/But you idiot kid/ You don't have a clue

What's the best method of finding my dog's poop in a large field so that I can clean it up? Dog-motivated question, but I think the answer has more to do with something learned in Boy Scouts. [more inside]
posted by Tristram Shandy, Gentleman on Jun 6, 2010 - 20 answers

Cat poop fight!

Another cat question, concerning multiple cats and their poop. [more inside]
posted by backseatpilot on May 24, 2010 - 5 answers

Smoking in the boys (or girls) room?

Back in the days when people commonly smoked inside their offices, and everywhere else, was it common/acceptable/possibly even polite? for people to smoke while sitting on the toilet? If so, was there a gender divide? [more inside]
posted by Ufez Jones on May 9, 2010 - 23 answers

How to fix sticky poop.

Help me find a solution to my toddler's sticky poop issues. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by heybearica on Apr 13, 2010 - 27 answers

Mrs. Poops-Too-Much

Help. How can I make myself poop less frequently? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Apr 5, 2010 - 22 answers

Getting a cat to choose kitty litter over grass?

Tips for getting an indoor/outdoor cat to use a litter box, when he much prefers to go al fresco? [more inside]
posted by 8k on Feb 23, 2010 - 10 answers

Throw shit away in another person's can?

Right or wrong: throwing away a tied-up plastic bag filled with your dog's feces into another person's trash can (with trash already in it) at the curb. [more inside]
posted by c:\awesome on Dec 15, 2009 - 67 answers

Scoop your poop!

How do I keep my yard free of dog crap? [more inside]
posted by specialagentwebb on Dec 10, 2009 - 20 answers

I'm _____, I need to poop NOW

Is there a legitimate, non-slang word for the need to go to the bathroom? By that I mean a singular adjective, i.e. "nauseous," but for, well, pooping. Attempts to Google yield only annoying links to Urban Dictionary, etc.
posted by XQUZYPHYR on Dec 4, 2009 - 34 answers

Prunes are not the magical fruit.

According to this bag of prunes I'm eating, one serving only has 3 grams of fiber, which doesn't sound like very much. So (a) how did prunes get a reputation for being a cure for constipation and (b) is there something else I should be eating to get the desired effect?
posted by anonymous on Sep 24, 2009 - 25 answers

Strangling the cat that poops on the floor would be acceptable to me.

Litterbox Troubleshooting: Two cats. One litterbox. One bathroom. No flushing. HALP. [more inside]
posted by grapefruitmoon on Aug 25, 2009 - 17 answers

Everybody Poops. Except for you, apparently.

Poop (or lack thereof) Filter: Curing someone else's constipation. That someone else is four years old. [more inside]
posted by grapefruitmoon on Aug 11, 2009 - 29 answers

Cat poops on rugs. WTF?

Cat has started pooping on the rugs. WTF? [more inside]
posted by Thorzdad on Jul 18, 2009 - 18 answers

What happened to my cat?

Catfilter: my overweight, formerly feral cat has been on a diet and using a litter robot successfully for more than a year. He recently has started whining non-stop for food and intermittently pooping and peeing all over the house. [more inside]
posted by arnicae on Jun 17, 2009 - 10 answers

canieatitfilter: the poop edition!

Can I Eat It Filter: a cat pooped in my lettuce bed... [more inside]
posted by Wavelet on Jun 11, 2009 - 21 answers

Why do humans smear their poop sometimes?

Why do young children, demented old people and the like smear their poop? [more inside]
posted by cmoj on May 9, 2009 - 28 answers

Dog poop dilemma!

Is there any type of enzyme or pet-safe chemical that I can spray on dog poop to help it to degrade? [more inside]
posted by zerobyproxy on May 8, 2009 - 16 answers

Cat-Pee To Meet You

How do I manage litter box odour in my apartment? [more inside]
posted by spamguy on Apr 2, 2009 - 64 answers

Digestion and the end result.

This is a question about digestion and the end result. This is purely a matter of abstract curiosity. I promise not to provide too much information. [more inside]
posted by jason's_planet on Jan 27, 2009 - 11 answers

Metallic smelling poop

Metallic-smelling poop question inside. [more inside]
posted by CrazyLemonade on Jan 27, 2009 - 11 answers

How do I get my two and a half year old daughter to poo?

How do I get my two and a half year old daughter to poo? [more inside] [more inside]
posted by Tuatara on Dec 19, 2008 - 23 answers

Help me change my poop cycle!

How do I change my poop cycle? I used to poop every day when I woke up (6am ish) and I would usually be good until the next morning. Then I went out of the country, changed time zones, all that stuff, and now I'm back. I've been back for about 2 months but for some reason now I poop every day at about 5pm. How do I alter my cycle to poop when I want to?!
posted by anonymous on Oct 9, 2008 - 30 answers

My daugher is a poop player

I need to know if my daughter is exhibiting normal behavior, or if she's going through some sort of psychological thing. It all started when my 5 year old ran up the stairs screaming, RUBY is playing with her poop! [more inside]
posted by allthewhile on Sep 17, 2008 - 13 answers

Has my cat lost her mind?

Why does my cat take a victory lap when she poops? [more inside]
posted by tzikeh on Aug 17, 2008 - 29 answers

Ketones in BM

Hangover BM question. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Aug 3, 2008 - 2 answers

Dingleberry Filter.

Dingleberry Filter: Can I wipe my cat's butt with baby wipes? [more inside]
posted by grapefruitmoon on Jul 29, 2008 - 23 answers

a shitty question

Poop question about normalcy and bowel movements [possibly disgusting] [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 24, 2008 - 25 answers

I didn't poop this morning, therefore I shall OM NOM NOM all day long

Why do I crave sugar on days when I've had a lackluster/no bowel movement? [more inside]
posted by woebot on Jul 22, 2008 - 7 answers

Stupid Littermaid!

My Littermaid cat poop box broke. Again. Are there any decent alternatives? [more inside]
posted by wordsmith on Jul 9, 2008 - 13 answers

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