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PISS LASER!

klangklangston — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:08:39 -0800

PISS LASER! How to use urine most efficiently in carving of urinal cake? In one of those quixotic quests to amuse myself in an office building, I've been attempting to piss in the same place into a urinal cake every day, hoping to carve a hole through. But lately, the sheer numbers of people pissing in another, more obvious place on the cake (I picked mine because it was accessible and unlikely to be hit by as many confounding streams) have been digging deeper and faster than I have.

There have to be tricks of angle, or of motion, that will allow me to cut faster with roughly the same amount of urine. Should I be trying to hold steady on a single point, should I be attempting to hit it head-on, should I be attempting to change the chemical composition of my urine? What are the secrets used by miners with high-pressure hoses?

Gah

CoinOp — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:41:00 -0800

(PISS FILTER) A guest just relieved himself on my futon. Happened within the last hour, I'm so mad I can hardly contain myself. I stripped the bed and promptly threw the blankets in the wash. However the mattress has been soaked through. Besides burning the futon, what are my options?

How do I make my bladder not piss me off so much?

aussicht — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:34:22 -0800

When I drink comparable amounts of liquid as my friends (smaller or larger) I have to urinate much more frequently. It is annoying on car trips, in big cities, or other places where I have to hold out and others don't seem to have as much problems. Are there ways to strengthen my bladder or fix this?

P.I.I. (pronounced "pee") is Real!

Hat Maui — Sun, 07 Aug 2005 04:12:10 -0800

Attention: Urologists! Is there a name for the phenomenon where you have to pee, but you can still hold it awhile... ...but then as you get closer to home (or some other place/facility where you know you'll be able to relieve yourself), the urgency with which you need to pee increases greatly and suddenly and chronologically disproportionate (meaning, if you weren't physically near your place of relief, you could hold out much longer)? If not, I propose "proximity-induced incontinence."

Piss On You, originally what?

jimmereeno — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 16:00:22 -0800

Was Dave Chapelle's R. Kelly "tribute" song, "Piss On You" based on an actual R. Kelly track? I know that the "Piss On You, Remix" is based on "Ignition Remix", but I'm interested in the non-remix version.

thanks.

Stained Wood Floor

Macboy — Tue, 03 Aug 2004 05:14:29 -0800

Cat urine and wood floors? Our cat didn't like our new house and left a mark that burned a spot in our wood floor. Any ideas on how to take the stain up?