I'm looking for retorts similar to "that's what she said." Phrases that turn a sentence someone else has uttered into a double entendre. The one's I know are "as the actress said to the bishop," "I hardly know her" and "twenty bucks, same as in town."
posted by Kattullus on Jun 21, 2009 - 74 answers

Where is a list of all the "blank do it blank"? [more inside]
posted by chase on Mar 24, 2007 - 14 answers

Querying the hive wit: Help me come up with fortunes for homemade fortune cookies. [more inside]
posted by aws17576 on Dec 27, 2006 - 47 answers

I have a friend who wants to buy a sweet (and cheap!) fixer-upper in an up-and-coming section of Philadelphia. Thing is, she'll need to do a lot of work to renovate it, including putting in new floors... [more inside]
posted by AlexReynolds on May 18, 2005 - 14 answers