It is not "A Sound of Thunder". [more inside]
See inside for a link that goes to a NSFW Youtube video. [more inside]
Poem Identification: Villanelle with lines from a Supremes song [more inside]
What was the commercial around 10 years ago that had a creepy old guy talk about packing off his family someplace, with the vague insinuation that they might have come to a bad end? I think it was for computer printers or something, and he had taped pictures of the family up around the house and was reveling in being alone. The dialog went something like "Sent the grandkids off camping with their aunt Carrie. Yah, yah, yaaaaaaaah." The "Yah, yah, yaaaaaah" was said in sort of a satisfied sigh and was highly imitable.