What are retorts for some common sayings? For example, when people say: "The early bird gets the worm", you could retort "The second mouse gets the cheese". Which other ones are out there?
posted by markovich on Mar 14, 2008 - 80 answers

What are the most intellectual, but non speciality knowledge jokes that you know? [more inside]
posted by markovich on Jul 20, 2007 - 86 answers