I asked this in 2004... but I'll ask this year too. Is there a way for me to watch the IIHF world championship in ice hockey in the US? I have cable tv and broadband internet. [more inside]
posted by edlundart on May 2, 2006 - 6 answers

Why doesn't an NHL hockey team hire a morbidly obese man as a goalie? He could just relax on his side in front of the goal, covering up the entire goalframe. Hockey goalies are incredible athletes, but is my "proposal" unthinkable? Are there not men big enough, or are there rules that say a goalie must stand, not lie down?
posted by edlundart on Jan 1, 2004 - 11 answers