How to mask smelly farts? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 20, 2009 - 27 answers

I enjoy whole wheat and multigrain bread. What I don't enjoy is flatulence. What ingredients should I check for on the bread labels to avoid that result?
posted by anonymous on Apr 26, 2009 - 6 answers

Why don't cats fart? Or do they? Googling has been inconclusive.
posted by desjardins on Jan 15, 2009 - 74 answers

Help me fart less. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jun 13, 2008 - 26 answers

Do you cook beans in the water they soaked in or do you use fresh water? [more inside]
posted by juva on Apr 13, 2008 - 12 answers

I was going to post this as myself, but I bottled out. I can be contacted on cabbagebreath68 @ googlemail.com. What can I do to limit the amount of gas produced by eating foods such as beans, cauliflower, radishes, etc? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jan 14, 2008 - 16 answers

I just started dating a great guy but he farts every time I go out with him and it's freaking me out. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 29, 2007 - 51 answers

Stop my dog from farting! [more inside]
posted by papakwanz on Feb 12, 2007 - 20 answers

Umm how do I put this? When I was younger, the trouser trumpet used to sound and feel crisp and fast but now that Im older its become more like a tuba - sort of full and airy and slow. What's happening back there? Should I be worried? (FYI it's only ever handled the usual one-way traffic.)
posted by zaebiz on Oct 18, 2006 - 18 answers

How likely was it that I had a long term systemic infection? What can I do to make sure it doesn't return? [more inside]
posted by Kickstart70 on Aug 7, 2006 - 10 answers

No, really, it was the dog! Dog-lovers of Metafilter, tell me: do you know any tricks to stop your dog from farting? [more inside]
posted by ambrosia on Oct 16, 2005 - 24 answers

What is the courtesy, etiquette, and/or best way to handle audible flatulence? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on May 11, 2005 - 42 answers

How can I stop being so flatulent? [more inside]
posted by The Michael The on Mar 7, 2005 - 16 answers

I just started dating this really awesome girl, and we spend the night together often, and I want to know how long I have to wait before I can fart in bed.
posted by vito90 on Dec 17, 2003 - 61 answers