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So wait. People can hold farts in?!?

I have made it to middle age without realizing that other people are capable of holding in their flatulence until a time and location where it can be expelled without offending greater society. My body does not work this way. After a small window of warning, they just. Come. Out. Am I a freak of nature? How did my bowels never learn this marvelous trick? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Oct 9, 2013 - 52 answers

What to do when Life's a Gas

You've got insane gas but you need to keep working. What do you do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Feb 7, 2013 - 20 answers

Can someone give me an estimate of how long food takes to go through your digestive system.

Can someone give me an estimate of how long food takes to go through your digestive system. [more inside]
posted by sockpim on Jul 21, 2012 - 20 answers

The bathroom is supposed to be my happy place, not your spittoon/shower/fartatorium

There are three things going on in the men's room at work that irk me. Fellow men, am I right to be annoyed at the spoliation of the safe haven that is the gentlemen's convenience, or am I being unreasonable? [more inside]
posted by Admiral Haddock on Jul 28, 2011 - 98 answers

Help me calculate my carbon ass-print.

How much does my flatulence contribute to climate change? [more inside]
posted by dr. boludo on Dec 2, 2009 - 12 answers

Can't even say it!

This is going to sound neurotic as hell! It's about farting. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Oct 4, 2009 - 26 answers

Help me fart less.

Help me fart less. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jun 13, 2008 - 26 answers

Smell ya later!

DigestiveEnzyme filter (or maybe FartFilter): Beano is the best! But is is just a band-aid solution for something more serious? [more inside]
posted by bitteroldman on Oct 14, 2007 - 15 answers

I'm dating the barking spider.

I just started dating a great guy but he farts every time I go out with him and it's freaking me out. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 29, 2007 - 51 answers

"Pull my finger." "Why'd you just cut the cheese?"

What's the connection between finger-pulling and farting? [more inside]
posted by Rash on Oct 19, 2006 - 20 answers

Farting in Bed

I just started dating this really awesome girl, and we spend the night together often, and I want to know how long I have to wait before I can fart in bed.
posted by vito90 on Dec 17, 2003 - 61 answers

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