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On the care and feeding of feces-flinging primates

This is a question for the zookeepers of MetaFilter. [more inside]
posted by jason's_planet on Feb 1, 2014 - 2 answers

I'm dyeing here.

RIT dye and a stainless steel sink - now there's a line in the sink where the dye level was. How, why, and can I get rid of it? [more inside]
posted by spinifex23 on Sep 30, 2012 - 18 answers

Roommates dog craps in my room - roommate doesn't care.

How can I convince my roommate to put her dog away when she leaves, especially when it isn't potty trained and craps everywhere? [more inside]
posted by isaynay on Mar 2, 2012 - 56 answers

Get it out of here

How do I ship my ex-fiancee's stuff across the country? [more inside]
posted by TrialByMedia on Feb 14, 2012 - 33 answers

How does one get rid of their scat fetish?

Okay, so I'm gay and I have a scat fetish and I really hate it. It's embarrassing, shameful and disgusting when I think about it. How on earth do I get rid of it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Dec 7, 2011 - 20 answers

Put your left foot in....

Quack medicine? [more inside]
posted by wandering_not_lost on Sep 18, 2010 - 22 answers

I bet you a million bucks you can't go the rest of my life without contacting me again.

How can I find out which entity sold (at least) my name and address to the sleazebags at Betus.com when the latter company is unresponsive and apparently staffed by the proverbial 100 monkeys with typewriters? [more inside]
posted by Inspector.Gadget on Sep 7, 2010 - 10 answers

It sucks, but how EXACTLY?

Just saw 'Ragtime' the musical. Was really off-put by its preachy, black & white tone. I'm wondering if there's a word this type of entertainment. Where all the bad guys are perfectly bad, all the heroes completely virtuous, and everything absurdly predictable within a certain trite political worldview. I feel like 'melodrama' doesn't quite get to it, and neither does 'propaganda.' The film equivalent would be 'Crash' I guess (not Cronenberg's, of course).
posted by leotrotsky on Apr 17, 2010 - 8 answers

No sad voice

As far as voice goes, I don't get sad. This is a bit of a problem. Also, the first relationship I've had that is getting to the 'real serious' level is getting weird. I don't know what to do. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jan 19, 2010 - 25 answers

Bum problems (gratuitous detail, NSFW).

Bum problems, possibly not (just) haemorrhoids (lots of detail, NSFW or in fact, lunch). [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Dec 7, 2009 - 24 answers

....but what if I need it someday?

Okay. I have too much stuff. It's a major pain in my derriere, but just treating the symptoms of too-much-stuff-itis has not cured the disease. [more inside]
posted by wild like kudzu on Sep 22, 2009 - 40 answers

Wherefore art thou, iPhone reception?

I have an iPhone and AT&T and no reception at my house. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by nevercalm on Aug 9, 2009 - 10 answers

TV Movie identification

Crap tv-movie identification filter. [more inside]
posted by fire&wings on Dec 10, 2008 - 2 answers

My cat's a nightmare (washing, pooping, moving socks, flicking letterboxes...). Any suggestions?

I've got a problematic cat. She's a stray. I've had her for 8 years now, and we estimate she was about 4 months old when she decided to join me. There are 4 main problems: the persistent washing (till she bleeds); the crapping on the floor; the moving of socks and other small items around the house; and the general neediness. The vet is out of ideas. I have this naive hope that there will be a solution (ah, your cat has "Needywashingcrappersock syndrome, ms handee"). But I'm running out of patience (and cash). So it is time to Ask Metafilter. Anyone got any ideas? [more inside]
posted by handee on Oct 20, 2008 - 35 answers

GTA/Toronto area electronics surplus?

Any Toronto/GTA area electronic surplus stores? [more inside]
posted by the dief on Sep 18, 2008 - 8 answers

How do I fit into my fiancee's cluttered house

My fiancee and her family have too much stuff. How do I deal with this? [more inside]
posted by warriorengineer on Sep 15, 2008 - 42 answers

Should i give him one more chance?

To get back together or not to get back together....that is the question....(of course it's a lot messier than that.........) [more inside]
posted by Waterbear on Aug 18, 2008 - 40 answers

Fall down seven times, get up eight.

I'm looking for really terrible creative works made by well-regarded artists. For example, Picasso's secret crappy drawings, or John Coltrane playing out of tune. I welcome examples from all creative pursuits from all eras: literature, music, art, dance, theatre, film, architecture, graphic design, etc. [more inside]
posted by desjardins on Mar 4, 2008 - 41 answers

Saturn in Virgo, UGH!

Saturn in Virgo. I'm a Virgo. Everything out there says this is going to SUUUCK. What can I expect? What can I look forward to? Thanks in advance :).
posted by Carnage Asada on Jul 12, 2007 - 21 answers

My garden smells like crap!

I put cow manure in my garden. Now our backyard smells like crap. Is it going to smell like this all summer? Is there anything I can do to make the smell go away faster? [more inside]
posted by onlyconnect on May 14, 2007 - 15 answers

Save my sofa

My movers finally arrived in Boston (Somerville) with my furniture and various items. Yay! But neither my sofa (my beloved red microfiber sofa, the whole reason I hired movers!) and my bed frame won't fit up the stairwell. Short of leaving them on the street is there anything I can do with them? [more inside]
posted by FlamingBore on Apr 11, 2007 - 22 answers

Not waving but drowning...in crap

I am gravely in need of help with an issue that has long perplexed me: namely, how to intuitively store and organize all of my miscellaneous crap. [more inside]
posted by granted on Mar 29, 2007 - 19 answers

pcmcia usb card- it don't work

My PCMCIA USB card is crap [more inside]
posted by MrC on Jun 11, 2006 - 6 answers

Do men enjoy crapping because it stimulates their prostate gland?

My friend and I were just talking about how much more men seem to enjoy taking a crap compared to women and were wondering... Do men enjoying voiding their bowels because it massages the prostate slightly? [more inside]
posted by Malachi Constant on Jun 7, 2006 - 61 answers

Thinkcentre is too proprietary

Okay, I don't usually like to ask this sort of thing on ask mefi but... I installed a unattended windows over my IBM Thinkcentre's OS and now of course it's completely crippled. Even worse I can't restore from the partition. Help... anyone! [more inside]
posted by Napierzaza on Nov 22, 2005 - 9 answers

How to roll back IE by X to just IE

In setting up access to my cable internet the cable company's set-up CD installed Internet Explorer by "so-and-so." I hate this. I know (assume, I guess) it was created with Microsoft's Internet Explorer Administration Kit (IEAK). I also know you can't really uninstall IE, but is it possible to uninstall these IEAK customizations? A free "IE-cleaner" download or step by step clean-up instructions would be great!
posted by clgregor on Jun 28, 2005 - 7 answers

Restaurant Results

Why does eating in a restaurant make me crap my pants?

I have a generally healthy, varied diet. I can eat anything prepared at home, regardless of how rich, fatty, or spicy it is. But nearly everything from restaurants causes massive stomach upset. I have an intense need to go to the bathroom within 20 or 30 minutes of eating restaurant food - sometimes it's diarrhea, sometimes not.

I can eat junk food, fast food - even Taco Bell - without problems, which adds to my confusion about the cause. I thought it might be MSG, but the local Chinese restaurant is one of the few places I can eat, and they do use MSG. Is there one particular food additive that I'm not aware of that might be doing this? Any other ideas?
posted by anonymous on Jan 18, 2005 - 52 answers

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