So it appears I have a tear in my buttocks. Most likely NSFW details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 24, 2009 - 14 answers

I get a sore butt whenever I go on vacation or a long day trip. Help me prevent this pain in the ass! [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jun 29, 2009 - 9 answers

My rear end itches. Could it be jock itch? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 27, 2008 - 8 answers

Ugh. How do I *not* pull my "butt" muscle? My butt muscle seems to cramp up fairly easily, sometimes when...uh...engaged in "lovin'" with my wife, sometimes in non-compromising positions. If I'm "cupping" my own butt, it would be the muscle where my pinkie or 4th finger is pointing...more or less. Looking at the picture on the Wikipedia entry, I would guess it'd be my Gluteus Medius...maybe. When the muscle cramps up, it's *really* painful, and I can't move *at all* for about 5-10 mins. It still hurts maybe 15-20 mins later. I'm in my 30's, skinny, and probably not in the greatest shape. Are there any exercises or stretches or something I can do to prevent/minimize this?
posted by anonymous on Sep 4, 2007 - 17 answers

I have haemorrhoids. Do I need to do anything about them? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 26, 2005 - 14 answers