Gluteus maximus filter: I know that YANAD, but I think I may have torn or sprained something and I have some important races coming up. [more inside]
posted by cachondeo45 on Oct 9, 2009 - 8 answers

Anal gland expression for dogs - How does one keep a dog's anal glands in optimal shape? [more inside]
posted by wiretap on Sep 29, 2009 - 21 answers

So it appears I have a tear in my buttocks. Most likely NSFW details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 24, 2009 - 14 answers

Searching for an explanation for something gross in the bathroom at work. [more inside]
posted by jewzilla on Aug 7, 2009 - 24 answers

I get a sore butt whenever I go on vacation or a long day trip. Help me prevent this pain in the ass! [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jun 29, 2009 - 9 answers

Our cat has a wound on his tail. How can we help him heal it? [more inside]
posted by arnicae on Jun 27, 2009 - 6 answers

How can I get sweatpants with custom words across the butt? [more inside]
posted by grobstein on Jan 8, 2009 - 16 answers

My rear end itches. Could it be jock itch? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 27, 2008 - 8 answers

I'm a girl who (after working her way up to it for a few weeks) has been biking about 10 miles per trip about 2 or 3 times per week for about 3 weeks now on a bike that is similar to the Electra Amsterdam Sport here. I feel great, except that my butt hurts. We tried adjusting the seat higher, and that didn't help, so we moved it back down. We tried moving the back of the seat higher (so it sort of looked like this from the side >), and that was noticably bad, so we moved the front of the seat higher ( < )and that helped a little. But, my butt still hurts. [more inside]
posted by onlyconnect on Jul 3, 2008 - 28 answers

Please help me stop the butt spread and weight gain related to my 12 hour/day telecommuting computer job before I am relegated to a muumuu. [more inside]
posted by citystalk on May 3, 2008 - 36 answers

My best beloved wants a pair of jeans she can wear her boots over top of. She can't seem to find a pair that fits right... [more inside]
posted by Slap*Happy on Mar 31, 2008 - 5 answers

Hi there. Remember me? Well, I'm back, and my butt problems continue. [more inside]
posted by (bb|[^b]{2}) on Nov 5, 2007 - 42 answers

My cat has crusty butt. Help. [more inside]
posted by Mark on Oct 26, 2007 - 9 answers

Ugh. How do I *not* pull my "butt" muscle? My butt muscle seems to cramp up fairly easily, sometimes when...uh...engaged in "lovin'" with my wife, sometimes in non-compromising positions. If I'm "cupping" my own butt, it would be the muscle where my pinkie or 4th finger is pointing...more or less. Looking at the picture on the Wikipedia entry, I would guess it'd be my Gluteus Medius...maybe. When the muscle cramps up, it's *really* painful, and I can't move *at all* for about 5-10 mins. It still hurts maybe 15-20 mins later. I'm in my 30's, skinny, and probably not in the greatest shape. Are there any exercises or stretches or something I can do to prevent/minimize this?
posted by anonymous on Sep 4, 2007 - 17 answers

There's a glut of butt-related questions on here, but I think mine has yet to be asked. If you don't like reading about butt problems, you should stop now. [more inside]
posted by (bb|[^b]{2}) on Apr 19, 2007 - 13 answers

[GaySexFilter] Help me overcome being disgusted by buttholes. If I don't get over it soon, it's going to be a major problem for me in relationships. [more inside]
posted by DarwinianDan on Mar 26, 2007 - 42 answers

I've recently been afflicted with hemorrhoids. What has worked the best for you guys? [more inside]
posted by drleary on Jan 13, 2007 - 31 answers

How do I reduce the sweat in my butt? [more inside]
posted by bd on May 10, 2006 - 16 answers

Can you kick your own butt? [more inside]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero on Jan 16, 2006 - 64 answers

My male cat puts his butt in my face. A lot. ¿Por que? [more inside]
posted by FortyT-wo on Dec 14, 2005 - 18 answers

Is blood coming from a cat's butt always serious? [more inside]
posted by fabesfaves on Nov 28, 2005 - 11 answers

I'm having troubles with my tushy! [more inside]
posted by By The Grace of God on Nov 10, 2005 - 26 answers

One or more times weekly, my cat Cooper is afflicted with a very strange problem. The skin on his lower back - near his tail - starts twitching. Like, a lot. He'll stop; turn his head with a sort-of pissed off look and STARE at the spot on his back while it continues to twitch. Eventually he starts licking the spot furiously. After a few seconds of licking, he'll explode from his position and go galloping across the room or - many times - the entire house. It can go on for as many as 10 minutes at times; this series of behaviors. It seems like he’s trying to run away from this invisible force – this “butt ghost” as I’ve come to call it. Can anyone explain this?
posted by cbecker333 on Sep 27, 2005 - 17 answers

My cat has started wiping his butt on our bed. [more inside]
posted by ssmith on Sep 11, 2005 - 16 answers

I have haemorrhoids. Do I need to do anything about them? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 26, 2005 - 14 answers

Why is my butt cold? [more inside]
posted by macadamiaranch on Mar 26, 2005 - 17 answers

I have a hairy anus (come on inside...) [more inside]
posted by gravelshoes on Jun 24, 2004 - 40 answers

My butt hurts. Any suggestions for how to cope with an injured coccyx (and pride)? [MI] [more inside]
posted by gatorae on Mar 4, 2004 - 14 answers