How can I get cheap, comfortable, semi-realistic giant fake breasts for Halloween? Yes, I'm going as Dolly Parton. I'm also a girl with some already not-insignificant boobs going on. (And yeah, we may well be overthinking this giant plate of beans.) [more inside]
posted by web-goddess on Oct 24, 2009 - 15 answers

I think the UK television gameshow Countdown just beep-edited out the word 'breasts' from their broadcast. Is this mandated by law or some broadcasting code? [more inside]
posted by knapah on Aug 25, 2009 - 9 answers

Are there any alternatives to bras? Bonus points for historical or non-American bosom support solutions. [more inside]
posted by bubukaba on Aug 4, 2009 - 20 answers

I'm considering breast implants. Please help me decide if this is a good idea. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 22, 2009 - 96 answers

For whatever oedipal reason that may or may not exist, I have always been attracted to women with large, natural, breasts (how original, right?). By some cosmic twist of fate however, the only women attracted to me recently always tend to be quite flat to small-chested. My question is: is there anyone else who felt similar, but was able to get over such superficialities, and if so, how? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 13, 2009 - 50 answers

An intern at work is dressing very inappropriately. Is there any way I can tell her nicely to tone it down? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jun 21, 2009 - 45 answers

Is there such a thing as a dating site for ONLY big breasted women? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jun 3, 2009 - 23 answers

Need some help trying to find the source of this little quote. My memory is fading but I think it was from a stand-up show: "When I was a young man I wanted a girlfriend with big breasts. As I grew older I wanted an intellectual girl. In my thirties I wanted a girl to be the mother of my children. Now as an old man, I want a girl with big breasts." or something like that. Thanks Everyone !
posted by Sturdy on Feb 27, 2009 - 4 answers

Dealing with breast tenderness? [more inside]
posted by meerkatty on Dec 17, 2008 - 9 answers

I've wondered forever, and now I'm finally asking: Has anyone out there had success with diminishing swollen Montgomery's glands? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 7, 2008 - 4 answers

What kinds of basic concerns should I have about starting a tasteful porno-ish web site? [more inside]
posted by troybob on Feb 29, 2008 - 7 answers

How can I make my uneven breasts look more symmetrical? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Feb 9, 2008 - 7 answers

Help me make tender chicken breasts. Mine are always rubbery, no matter how slowly I cook them. I've even tried marinating. What am I doing wrong? [more inside]
posted by notjustfoxybrown on Jan 29, 2008 - 39 answers

Where does the practice of saying "come in Tokyo" while pretending to adjust a woman's breasts like an old radio set come from? I don't do this- but I know someone who claims it's a reference from some TV show or movie.
posted by Dag Maggot on Sep 20, 2007 - 13 answers

Writer who said, "Perfect breasts should be shaped like wine glasses" (or something to that effect)? [more inside]
posted by Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson on May 27, 2007 - 17 answers

Should I wear a bra to bed? As it is now I tend to sleep on my stomach which is playing havoc with my neck. Will sleeping in a non-underwired bra actually be more comfortable, and enable me to lie on my side in supported comfort? If so... where can I get such a bra? [more inside]
posted by esilenna on May 24, 2007 - 20 answers

So what's the deal with Britney Spears's breasts? [more inside]
posted by rwatson on Nov 15, 2006 - 23 answers

What is the white dot on my nipple? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Oct 30, 2006 - 5 answers

Help me lose my, um, male breasts. [more inside]
posted by jbickers on Oct 22, 2006 - 10 answers

I'm a 5'2" 130 pound girl and I wear a size 32G (as in gargantuan) bra. I feel like a freak. Help. [more inside]
posted by fancypants on Oct 6, 2006 - 64 answers

How does one prevent boob saggage? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Aug 24, 2006 - 22 answers

Is it scientifically proven that straight men live longer by looking at women's breasts? [more inside]
posted by phillygee on Aug 16, 2006 - 15 answers

Should I be worried about my breasts? [more inside]
posted by talitha_kumi on May 2, 2006 - 17 answers

My delightfully sexy, very petite, girlfriend is determined to get her breasts embiggened with silicone. What are the downsides, for ME? I think they're perfect already. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 13, 2005 - 27 answers

I need sex advice! There's something I'd like to try but I'm not sure how to go about it. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 5, 2005 - 12 answers

I'm curious about breast reduction surgery. What factors should I consider? How do I find a surgeon? Has anyone else here had this procedure done? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jun 28, 2005 - 21 answers

I have breast implants. Should I acknowledge them to my new lover? If so, when & how? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Apr 28, 2005 - 23 answers

If I don't wear a bra to sleep, does this mean my breasts will start sagging at an earlier age?
posted by anonymous on Dec 4, 2004 - 29 answers