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Good Lord Please Make My Butt Itch Go Away

My butt itches constantly. Mostly at night but during the day as well. I'm tired of it and want it to stop once and for all. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on May 19, 2015 - 30 answers

So wait. People can hold farts in?!?

I have made it to middle age without realizing that other people are capable of holding in their flatulence until a time and location where it can be expelled without offending greater society. My body does not work this way. After a small window of warning, they just. Come. Out. Am I a freak of nature? How did my bowels never learn this marvelous trick? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Oct 9, 2013 - 52 answers

Too late to get in shape?

Get into shape is as little as two weeks! Or no? [more inside]
posted by Cosine on Feb 11, 2012 - 11 answers

My dumb dog at lamb bones

My dog ate cooked lamb bones. How worried should I be? [more inside]
posted by msali on Dec 5, 2011 - 20 answers

How can I fix my headphones, without buying a new pair?

I broke the jack on my nice headphones. :( Is there some way to fix them? [more inside]
posted by GrooveStix on Sep 22, 2010 - 8 answers

What songs should I listen to for a slow, long distance, trance-like run?

What are some good songs for a slow, long-distance run? [more inside]
posted by shortyJBot on Sep 20, 2010 - 19 answers

Kick-ass movie soundtrack question.

Kick-Ass movie soundtrack question. [more inside]
posted by damn dirty ape on Apr 25, 2010 - 5 answers

This is my (zombie killing) jam!

So you're fighting zombies. What are you listening to? [more inside]
posted by heavenstobetsy on Oct 12, 2009 - 68 answers

Clowns to the right of me, Jokers to the left...

I cannot tell right from left. Is this normal? [more inside]
posted by prufrock on Jun 18, 2009 - 66 answers

Me so hungry. Me program for you long time!

I'm a broke but quite talented programmer. How do I earn a steady income working from a remote location for a company, and programming? I'm tired of freelance gigs, I need something stable (like a 6 month contract with monthly payments, deadlines and remote checking in of code?) [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Dec 2, 2007 - 9 answers

Too curvy for "clothes for curvy women"

Apparently my measurements are unusual for a fat chick. Is there anywhere I can buy flattering clothes off the rack (in person, and no tailoring needed)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 21, 2007 - 20 answers

How can I learn to love an asshole (and I don't mean someone who is inconsiderate)

[GaySexFilter] Help me overcome being disgusted by buttholes. If I don't get over it soon, it's going to be a major problem for me in relationships. [more inside]
posted by DarwinianDan on Mar 26, 2007 - 42 answers

Help my ass stop hurting!

A new question about ass pain: I've just finished a week-and-a-half course of anti-biotics after some dental surgery. One of the side effects, I assume because of the eradication of digestive bacteria, is that the amount of shit I've been putting out has tripled. I used to be a twice-a-day man, now it's three times and the volume is huge. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Nov 19, 2006 - 13 answers

It crawled out of where now?

Why is my anus suddenly itching relentlessly? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 21, 2006 - 27 answers

How to cure a sweaty bum at work?

What to do about a sweaty bum problem at work? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 19, 2006 - 24 answers

A Real Pain In The Ass

Every once in a while I get a very sharp pain in my bum-hole that seems to be related to a:) Gas or b:) BM (Bowel Movemement). Once it was so bad I thought I was going to pass out from the pain... until the BM happened. The pain feels as if I would be clenching my bum-hole as tight as I could beyond normal pressure and is usually relieved after a BM. Sometimes this pain comes after sexual intercourse (NO, I am not sticking things up my bum-hole, not that there is a problem with that sort of thing) which leads me to believe it has something to do with the tightening of the sphincter muscle? I have heard that there are ways to relieve this pain in the ass, but how? Any relief tips or suggestions?
posted by randomthoughts on Jul 5, 2006 - 15 answers

Why does typing "ass" in an address window take me to the Democrats blog?

Address Bar-filter. How is it that typing just "ass" into my browser's address window resolves to the Democratic Party's blog... [more inside] [more inside]
posted by Scram on Nov 28, 2005 - 10 answers

My cat has started wiping his butt on our bed.

My cat has started wiping his butt on our bed. [more inside]
posted by ssmith on Sep 11, 2005 - 16 answers

one, two, stupid

What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen on the internet? [more inside]
posted by item on Apr 26, 2005 - 31 answers

Significance of the number 36 in porn

I recently watched a home movie of this girlie being all naked and stuff but i was utterly perplexed by the number "36" written in large letters across her ass. I assumed it was just some personal kinky/weirdness till i happened upon a vintage BDSM photo of a young girl with 36 'spanked' onto her ass. Can any one explain the significance of '36'?
posted by Tryptophan-5ht on Aug 24, 2004 - 13 answers

Any suggestions for how to cope with an injured coccyx (and pride)?

My butt hurts. Any suggestions for how to cope with an injured coccyx (and pride)? [MI] [more inside]
posted by gatorae on Mar 4, 2004 - 14 answers

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