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So wait. People can hold farts in?!?

I have made it to middle age without realizing that other people are capable of holding in their flatulence until a time and location where it can be expelled without offending greater society. My body does not work this way. After a small window of warning, they just. Come. Out. Am I a freak of nature? How did my bowels never learn this marvelous trick? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Oct 9, 2013 - 52 answers

Too late to get in shape?

Get into shape is as little as two weeks! Or no? [more inside]
posted by Cosine on Feb 11, 2012 - 11 answers

My dumb dog at lamb bones

My dog ate cooked lamb bones. How worried should I be? [more inside]
posted by msali on Dec 5, 2011 - 20 answers

How can I fix my headphones, without buying a new pair?

I broke the jack on my nice headphones. :( Is there some way to fix them? [more inside]
posted by GrooveStix on Sep 22, 2010 - 8 answers

What songs should I listen to for a slow, long distance, trance-like run?

What are some good songs for a slow, long-distance run? [more inside]
posted by shortyJBot on Sep 20, 2010 - 19 answers

Kick-ass movie soundtrack question.

Kick-Ass movie soundtrack question. [more inside]
posted by damn dirty ape on Apr 25, 2010 - 5 answers

This is my (zombie killing) jam!

So you're fighting zombies. What are you listening to? [more inside]
posted by heavenstobetsy on Oct 12, 2009 - 68 answers

Clowns to the right of me, Jokers to the left...

I cannot tell right from left. Is this normal? [more inside]
posted by prufrock on Jun 18, 2009 - 66 answers

Me so hungry. Me program for you long time!

I'm a broke but quite talented programmer. How do I earn a steady income working from a remote location for a company, and programming? I'm tired of freelance gigs, I need something stable (like a 6 month contract with monthly payments, deadlines and remote checking in of code?) [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Dec 2, 2007 - 9 answers

Too curvy for "clothes for curvy women"

Apparently my measurements are unusual for a fat chick. Is there anywhere I can buy flattering clothes off the rack (in person, and no tailoring needed)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 21, 2007 - 20 answers

How can I learn to love an asshole (and I don't mean someone who is inconsiderate)

[GaySexFilter] Help me overcome being disgusted by buttholes. If I don't get over it soon, it's going to be a major problem for me in relationships. [more inside]
posted by DarwinianDan on Mar 26, 2007 - 42 answers

Help my ass stop hurting!

A new question about ass pain: I've just finished a week-and-a-half course of anti-biotics after some dental surgery. One of the side effects, I assume because of the eradication of digestive bacteria, is that the amount of shit I've been putting out has tripled. I used to be a twice-a-day man, now it's three times and the volume is huge. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Nov 19, 2006 - 13 answers

It crawled out of where now?

Why is my anus suddenly itching relentlessly? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 21, 2006 - 27 answers

How to cure a sweaty bum at work?

What to do about a sweaty bum problem at work? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 19, 2006 - 24 answers

A Real Pain In The Ass

Every once in a while I get a very sharp pain in my bum-hole that seems to be related to a:) Gas or b:) BM (Bowel Movemement). Once it was so bad I thought I was going to pass out from the pain... until the BM happened. The pain feels as if I would be clenching my bum-hole as tight as I could beyond normal pressure and is usually relieved after a BM. Sometimes this pain comes after sexual intercourse (NO, I am not sticking things up my bum-hole, not that there is a problem with that sort of thing) which leads me to believe it has something to do with the tightening of the sphincter muscle? I have heard that there are ways to relieve this pain in the ass, but how? Any relief tips or suggestions?
posted by randomthoughts on Jul 5, 2006 - 15 answers

Why does typing "ass" in an address window take me to the Democrats blog?

Address Bar-filter. How is it that typing just "ass" into my browser's address window resolves to the Democratic Party's blog... [more inside] [more inside]
posted by Scram on Nov 28, 2005 - 10 answers

My cat has started wiping his butt on our bed.

My cat has started wiping his butt on our bed. [more inside]
posted by ssmith on Sep 11, 2005 - 16 answers

one, two, stupid

What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen on the internet? [more inside]
posted by item on Apr 26, 2005 - 31 answers

Significance of the number 36 in porn

I recently watched a home movie of this girlie being all naked and stuff but i was utterly perplexed by the number "36" written in large letters across her ass. I assumed it was just some personal kinky/weirdness till i happened upon a vintage BDSM photo of a young girl with 36 'spanked' onto her ass. Can any one explain the significance of '36'?
posted by Tryptophan-5ht on Aug 24, 2004 - 13 answers

Any suggestions for how to cope with an injured coccyx (and pride)?

My butt hurts. Any suggestions for how to cope with an injured coccyx (and pride)? [MI] [more inside]
posted by gatorae on Mar 4, 2004 - 14 answers

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