So you're fighting zombies. What are you listening to? [more inside]
posted by heavenstobetsy on Oct 12, 2009 - 68 answers

I cannot tell right from left. Is this normal? [more inside]
posted by prufrock on Jun 18, 2009 - 66 answers

I'm a broke but quite talented programmer. How do I earn a steady income working from a remote location for a company, and programming? I'm tired of freelance gigs, I need something stable (like a 6 month contract with monthly payments, deadlines and remote checking in of code?) [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Dec 2, 2007 - 9 answers

Apparently my measurements are unusual for a fat chick. Is there anywhere I can buy flattering clothes off the rack (in person, and no tailoring needed)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Jul 21, 2007 - 20 answers

[GaySexFilter] Help me overcome being disgusted by buttholes. If I don't get over it soon, it's going to be a major problem for me in relationships. [more inside]
posted by DarwinianDan on Mar 26, 2007 - 42 answers

A new question about ass pain: I've just finished a week-and-a-half course of anti-biotics after some dental surgery. One of the side effects, I assume because of the eradication of digestive bacteria, is that the amount of shit I've been putting out has tripled. I used to be a twice-a-day man, now it's three times and the volume is huge. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Nov 19, 2006 - 13 answers

Why is my anus suddenly itching relentlessly? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 21, 2006 - 27 answers

What to do about a sweaty bum problem at work? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Sep 19, 2006 - 24 answers

Every once in a while I get a very sharp pain in my bum-hole that seems to be related to a:) Gas or b:) BM (Bowel Movemement). Once it was so bad I thought I was going to pass out from the pain... until the BM happened. The pain feels as if I would be clenching my bum-hole as tight as I could beyond normal pressure and is usually relieved after a BM. Sometimes this pain comes after sexual intercourse (NO, I am not sticking things up my bum-hole, not that there is a problem with that sort of thing) which leads me to believe it has something to do with the tightening of the sphincter muscle? I have heard that there are ways to relieve this pain in the ass, but how? Any relief tips or suggestions?
posted by randomthoughts on Jul 5, 2006 - 15 answers

Address Bar-filter. How is it that typing just "ass" into my browser's address window resolves to the Democratic Party's blog... [more inside] [more inside]
posted by Scram on Nov 28, 2005 - 10 answers

My cat has started wiping his butt on our bed. [more inside]
posted by ssmith on Sep 11, 2005 - 16 answers

What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen on the internet? [more inside]
posted by Item on Apr 26, 2005 - 31 answers

I recently watched a home movie of this girlie being all naked and stuff but i was utterly perplexed by the number "36" written in large letters across her ass. I assumed it was just some personal kinky/weirdness till i happened upon a vintage BDSM photo of a young girl with 36 'spanked' onto her ass. Can any one explain the significance of '36'?
posted by Tryptophan-5ht on Aug 24, 2004 - 13 answers

My butt hurts. Any suggestions for how to cope with an injured coccyx (and pride)? [MI] [more inside]
posted by gatorae on Mar 4, 2004 - 14 answers