How can I get my toilet to fill up all the way to the waterline? [more inside]
posted by jujube on Nov 25, 2009 - 10 answers

This is REALLY not about the toilet seat...or is it?!? Men, I need your advice!! Women, there is a question inside for you too! [more inside]
posted by hollygirl on Nov 22, 2009 - 73 answers

Need to replace a toilet seat. The hardware seems to be fixed fast to the throne; the screw is all rusty, there's a plastic-y sort of nut that has resisted all my attempts to pry off with a wrench. Would really like to do this myself and avoid having to call in a plumber. [more inside]
posted by lgandme0717 on Nov 22, 2009 - 20 answers

[PlumbingFilter] Ack! The toilet sprang a leak and is now acting like an impromptu bidet when flushed! What is the proper way to fix this? (more inside) [more inside]
posted by Nanukthedog on Sep 23, 2009 - 9 answers

I need a referral to a plumber in Minneapolis who can do a good job replacing my 1930 toilet. Also need a roof repair, sidewalk, and tree removal. [more inside]
posted by Juicylicious on Sep 20, 2009 - 9 answers

[WaterFilter] What is this slime that accumulates in my toilet? [more inside]
posted by at the crossroads on Sep 1, 2009 - 8 answers

The latest issue of Good made me feel like I use water wastefully. Is it more cost/eco-effective to retrofit my existing toilets with a dual-flush kit, or should I go for a latest-gen low-flow dual flush toilet. [more inside]
posted by mccarty.tim on Aug 3, 2009 - 10 answers

I left a new bottle of toilet bowl cleaner on the bathroom counter while unpacking groceries. It leaked, and I didn't notice until the next day. Now there's a rough white stain on the counter (marble) that won't come off. Any ideas on how to remove it?
posted by shelayna on Jul 27, 2009 - 8 answers

This sounds so dumb it's embarrassing, but I find the idea of flushing the toilet with the lid up to be seriously gross, imagining this spray of human waste clouding the bathroom with every flush. More often than not, this is how my roommate leaves the toilet and, one presumes, flushes. Is there a way I can say "Hey, dude, do you mind flushing with the lid down? Because it's gross to leave it up and squicks me out," without sounding like a complete loon? Or crazy or super anal? If your roommate asked that of you would you think he was just nuts? Would it be an unreasonable request? [more inside]
posted by anonymous on May 30, 2009 - 74 answers

Are guests rightfully exempt from lowering the toilet lid? [more inside]
posted by dreamphone on Apr 29, 2009 - 66 answers

I've always wondered which toilet is used the least and which one is used the most in a public restroom, especially a women's restroom that contains only stalls. [more inside]
posted by bondgirl53001 on Apr 3, 2009 - 54 answers

Large bowel movements + low-flow toilet = problems. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Mar 4, 2009 - 17 answers

Why do public bathrooms in France commonly not have toilet seats on their toilets?
posted by mustcatchmooseandsquirrel on Feb 23, 2009 - 7 answers

Is it possible to make homemade drop-in toilet tablet automatic cleaners (the kind that go in the tank and usually turn the water blue)? Anyone know a recipe? [more inside]
posted by Gianna on Jan 3, 2009 - 15 answers

I replaced a toilet about a week ago and since then I've been hearing little pings in the bathroom-- like what you might hear coming from a cooling ceramics kiln. I've noticed it three times. There are no visible cracks in the toilet. Is this normal? Or is my new Plebe (seriously!) toilet going to suddenly bust up?
posted by Mayor Curley on Dec 16, 2008 - 6 answers

Face lotion bottle went down the toilet as it was flushing. [more inside]
posted by rainygrl716 on Dec 1, 2008 - 9 answers

What was the reason for some outhouses to have two or more holes?
posted by Jumpin Jack Flash on Nov 24, 2008 - 30 answers

Have you ever seen a snake-like arm and hand coming up out of the toilet? [more inside]
posted by woodblock100 on Nov 8, 2008 - 8 answers

Plumbing Filter: After a water heater leak, our toilet is not filling correctly and our water isn't very hot. DIY antics ahead. [more inside]
posted by stormygrey on Nov 5, 2008 - 9 answers

Why do I constantly need to pee? For the past three weeks, I've needed to pee even though there's often very little quantity when I do pee. [more inside]
posted by anonymous on Oct 12, 2008 - 12 answers

What is normally considered "appropriate recreational bathroom activities" in US culture? (Safe for work) [more inside]
posted by arniec on Sep 22, 2008 - 60 answers

My toilet is flushing slowly. Sometimes it takes 3+ flushes to completely remove waste. I have completely replaced all of the internals, and tried the CLR method. I have even manually cleared out the return / fill holes. It has helped some, but not enough. I think I need to use something stronger than CLR, like muriatic acid. The problem is I am on a septic tank and everything I read says do not use the muriatic acid method if you are on septic as it will kill all of the beneficial bacteria in the septic tank. So, my thoughts are to use the muriatic acid to clean out the bowl, but before the first flush, use baking soda to neutralize the acid as much as possible. Then flush. After about a week, add some RidX to help restore some of the lost bacteria and after another week or so, add another box of RidX. Is this a sound plan or should I abandon the muriatic acid idea completely?
posted by twistedmetal on Sep 15, 2008 - 17 answers

How much higher would a water utility bill be with a toilet that runs 24 hours a day? [more inside]
posted by kmtiszen on Aug 9, 2008 - 11 answers

I want to buy a sink for my bathroom. The sink I want is an American Standard. The toilet I already bought is a Kohler. Both are listed as white, but I can't tell if the whites match. Any one know a good resource for checking this out? I could go to the Depot, but they don't have exactly the sink I'm looking for, so I will probably have to do a internet faith order.
posted by Davidissimo on Aug 1, 2008 - 6 answers

Is the metal flap on Japanese and European TP dispensers (photo) an indication that they've resolved the seemingly endless debate one hears in America about which orientation of the toilet paper roll (over or under) is better, or correct?
posted by Rash on Aug 1, 2008 - 13 answers

Recommend me some books for when I'm on the can. [more inside]
posted by pilibeen on Jul 9, 2008 - 49 answers

AskMe, I need a new toilet! The one we have now just isn't cutting it, so to speak... [more inside]
posted by DMan on Jul 2, 2008 - 20 answers

After having my yard toilet papered and forked (not my yard in the link), it's time to get back. [more inside]
posted by niles on Jun 26, 2008 - 36 answers

My toilet blocks repeatedly, what to do? [more inside]
posted by Artw on Jun 11, 2008 - 20 answers

Best Toilet Paper Ever! [more inside]
posted by sirion on Jun 1, 2008 - 37 answers

why do kids not flush the toilet? [more inside]
posted by terrier319 on May 28, 2008 - 39 answers

We've had our cats for a year-and-a-half now. Things have been great. Things have also been very stable for the cats and that is about to change majorly in a couple of months. With that in mind help answer some of my (many) cat questions. [more inside]
posted by any portmanteau in a storm on Apr 6, 2008 - 20 answers

[ToiletMysteryFilter]Why would someone clog a public toilet with paper every day? [more inside]
posted by dubold on Mar 14, 2008 - 31 answers

What movie's characteristic sound effect was caused by using a tube to blow bubbles in a toilet? [more inside]
posted by Addlepated on Mar 4, 2008 - 5 answers

I was recently in Guatemala and I know that there and in most of Central America and many other third world countries you can't flush toilet paper because their septic systems can't handle it. What's the difference between our (More Developed Countries) septic systems and theirs (Less Developed Countries) that ours can handle it? Is it a matter of water flow, sanitation processes, etc?
posted by bobdylanforever on Feb 8, 2008 - 10 answers

You walk into a public toilet stall. There is a metal toilet paper roll holder. One of two annoying situations is happening. [more inside]
posted by WCityMike on Jan 11, 2008 - 27 answers

How can I get Toto Toilets to pay for the installation/replacement of a defective part? (slightly better explanation inside) [more inside]
posted by Doctor Suarez on Dec 5, 2007 - 4 answers

I can't fix my toilet, help! [more inside]
posted by stormygrey on Nov 18, 2007 - 11 answers

Any plumbing jedi masters out there? Our toilet cistern drips and it's DRIVING US CRAZY!! [more inside]
posted by TiredStarling on Nov 11, 2007 - 8 answers

All of a sudden my toilet hisses when I flush it. As well as being an annoying sound, it also refills the tank very slowly. I'm no handyman but I'm loathe to pay a plumber if it's something simple I can fix myself. In the video I push the float down to demonstrate what happens on flush. Any ideas? flush video
posted by razzman on Oct 24, 2007 - 8 answers

FlushFilter:Toilet has a lazy flush (i.e. going down slowly) - I think the problem might be a clog that is bulding up, but a plunger and closet auger (i.e. a snake) don't seem to do the trick. What now? [more inside]
posted by bitteroldman on Oct 22, 2007 - 18 answers

Why dont they make a "garbage disposal" for my shower drain as well as my toilet? Or do they? [more inside]
posted by jak68 on Oct 16, 2007 - 25 answers

What would the effects on my poop be, and what health risks would I incur, if I were to eat nothing but corn for a week? [more inside]
posted by Parasite Unseen on Oct 14, 2007 - 12 answers

Plugged Pipes - Is there a way to clean out the water pipes in my home without spending oodles of $s to replace them? [more inside]
posted by Juicylicious on Oct 5, 2007 - 13 answers

I want to practice yoga early in the mornings. But it's got to be after bowel movement. Problem is, my bowel movements, though quite regular in terms of daily-ness, occur at odd times. Sometimes I have to wait 2 or 3 hours after waking, and that throws off the whole sched. I also need to do yoga on an empty stomach, so eating something to stimulate the bowel movement isn't a solution. And I don't like coffee or cigarettes. I do try to keep a regular sched, waking/sleeping at approximately the same time each day. So....do I have any other options for teaching my body to do its bizness first thing upon waking?
posted by jimmyjimjim on Sep 20, 2007 - 16 answers

Why don't toilets use foot pedals instead of the standard flush handle? [more inside]
posted by electroboy on Aug 31, 2007 - 28 answers

We need to either repair or replace the toilet flange. If you'll look at the photos you will see that there is also a fairly decent sized hole in the foundation from when the flange was replaced before or when it was installed. I have several questions that I'm hoping one of you mefites can help me with since I'm completely clueless about plumbing. [more inside]
posted by GlowWyrm on Jul 23, 2007 - 6 answers

I want to fear my toilet. Have a seat and grab the sports section while I explain. [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders on Jul 23, 2007 - 14 answers

Is my toilet about to crack into two pieces? [more inside]
posted by The corpse in the library on Jul 17, 2007 - 23 answers

Please help me find some ecofriendly options to deal with limescale in washing machines. I live in quite a hard water area. I can actually see bits floating about in a glass of water. They are not bubbles. They are not nice either. :D [more inside]
posted by Solomon on Jun 2, 2007 - 6 answers