Minimalist Acceptable Use Policy?
April 24, 2006 5:12 PM   Subscribe

My company does not have a computer acceptable use policy. What is the bare minimum?

I'm the recently-hired IT Manager for a 400 person automotive retailer spread across 8 locations. I'm the first full-time IT employee they've ever had. I've been charged with revamping many of their technology practices, one of which is producing a computer acceptable use policy for each employee to sign.

At a recent steering committee meeting, I presented my 2.5 page version to our COO. He basically said "TLDR", and asked me to distill it to the BARE minimum.

I know of some companies that have one-line policies. Others I've seen run to five pages. I'm wondering what you consider the absolute minimum clauses that need to be included, in order to protect the company.

Thanks!
posted by Roach to Computers & Internet (19 answers total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
No porn.

Email for business purposes only (but it helps to be flexible here).

Warn them that internet activities may be monitored. No guarantee of privacy.

Tell them to warn IT about security problems. Don't tell everybody else first.

No illegal activities.

Do not disrupt the network by your activities.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 5:30 PM on April 24, 2006


This is probably one of the most important documents at work to have lawyer examined, since the whole purpose of it is to enforce rules that might involve firing someone.

Dipsomaniac has gotten the broad strokes of what to say, but you really should leave how it's said to a professional, otherwise you may find it hard to actually follow through and fire the porn-downloading P2P sharing warez spreading guy in accounting.
posted by tiamat at 5:34 PM on April 24, 2006


Installation of software, wallpaper, screen savers, or other downloads onto your Company computer is expressly prohibited, unless the file has been approved in writing by the IT department.

This provision is unnecessarily draconian, IMHO.
posted by limeonaire at 5:42 PM on April 24, 2006


Make malware scanners an enforced part of the policy then.
posted by cellphone at 6:16 PM on April 24, 2006


Best answer: bare bones:

No use of the computer that is not business related.

No installation of software.

Nothing is considered private.

Those three cover almost anything.

If you leave any wiggle room (such as...."kept to a minimum" in terms of personal use) you'll have to be making subjective decisions when you have to enforce something.
posted by HuronBob at 6:37 PM on April 24, 2006


No usage of Internet Explorer
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 6:43 PM on April 24, 2006


Response by poster: Thanks for the input. This will be very useful as a reference for my boss.

If the experts at AskMetafilter say it's good enough.....
posted by Roach at 6:51 PM on April 24, 2006


If you leave any wiggle room (such as...."kept to a minimum" in terms of personal use) you'll have to be making subjective decisions when you have to enforce something.

A distinction without a difference. If you ban all personal internet use whatsoever, no exceptions, then almost everyone will break the rules at one point or another. The issue then becomes one of selective enforcement rather than subjective interpretation. Which is, in practice, the same thing.
posted by Saucy Intruder at 7:18 PM on April 24, 2006


Mm. I didn't think about that, CrayDrygu. I'm just used to working in small, all-Mac office environments, where such things aren't usually an issue.
posted by limeonaire at 7:21 PM on April 24, 2006


The bare minimum is simple: "Employees are expected to use good judgment in using company computers." Just like everything else in the office. You don't have a stapler usage policy, but if Bob ran amok with it and started stapling the secretaries, you'd fire his ass for it. You don't have an employee hygiene policy, but if Dave didn't bathe for six weeks, out he goes. The purpose of a policy is simply to make sure there is a meeting of the minds between management's expectations and the staff's actions. There are any number of ways to achieve that meeting of the minds. Legalese isn't really one of them, as your COO apparently knows.
posted by jellicle at 7:43 PM on April 24, 2006


Installation of software, wallpaper, screen savers, or other downloads onto your Company computer is expressly prohibited, unless the file has been approved in writing by the IT department.

Limeonaire's original point holds. The way this is phrased is ridiculously needlessly draconian. Did you even read it? "or other downloads" essentially means that an employee has to get written consent every time they check their email or fire up their web browser. Heck, even turning on the computer is probably going pass some handshaking bits back and forth with other hosts in the the network. Oh Noes!! I should have gotten written permission from IT before turning on my computer. Please.
posted by juv3nal at 8:25 PM on April 24, 2006


A bit of this depends on whether or how much you're expected to police the employees or just maintain the computers, which would vary from company to company – are you expected to assume a police function or are you just supposed to write a policy and get it out of the way?
posted by furiousthought at 9:05 PM on April 24, 2006


I just got a lot of interesting links from googling "computer acceptable use policy template". There's a ton of different ones where you can just swap out "company name" for your company name.
posted by AmbroseChapel at 9:12 PM on April 24, 2006


Er, juv3nal, I might be reading CrayDrygu wrong, but the way I interpreted it was that it was installation of 'other downloads', not simply downloading things, that was forbidden.

That's a policy that makes sense and is far from draconian. Letting secretaries download things is (usually) OK. Letting secretaries install things on your network is never OK.

What I find wrong with what Huron Bob said is that it makes for an excessively miserable work environment. Keeping non-business-related computer use to a minimum allows the managers wiggle room and lets the truly innocuous (checking cnn.com during a break) go under the radar.

Most of my friends use Meebo or Gmail Chat while at work, too, since this removes the need to install anything on their company machines.
posted by Ryvar at 9:16 PM on April 24, 2006


my bad.
posted by juv3nal at 9:29 PM on April 24, 2006


I'm trying to wrap my brain around having 400 employees in 8 locations and he's the first full time IT person they've hired...
posted by jeversol at 10:07 PM on April 24, 2006


I'm with you, jeversol. I had to stop and shudder for several long seconds.

We have fairly succinct boilerplate in our employee manual (I'd quote it, but I don't have one, and it probably needs to be rewritten) that boils down to "it's company equipment, buddy, so use it to do your job" and a reminder at login that it's company property and you have no privacy. And the user security permissions keep them from installing anything, which means they can't even accidentally install malware. Nor can they do bad licensing things, inadvertently uninstall Office, and other shenanigans. Pretty much, you'd have to be running your ebay business from your desk or looking at porn to get in firing trouble from an IT angle, and that makes us happy because we don't want to have to care.

That's not really answering the question you asked, but that's how we keep our legalese to the bare minimum.
posted by Lyn Never at 6:35 AM on April 25, 2006


I second the suggestion of banning IE outright.
posted by rabble at 8:37 AM on April 25, 2006


Response by poster: If anyone is still reading this....

Yes, it is amazing to me too that they've never had a full-time guy. They went from 100 employees to 400 employees in less than 2 years. They had (and continue to have) 3rd-party helpdesk support. They were paying these guys $300 per machine each time a workstation was added to the network.

The company is continuing to grow, and there is definitly not a a shortage of challenges. Their expectations are high but reasonable, and they're giving me the tools.

I'm actually having a great time. 3 months in, and I still continued to be welcomed like a Messiah when I meet someone for the first time!
posted by Roach at 10:27 AM on April 26, 2006


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