the bear accessories
October 24, 2015 9:28 PM   Subscribe

My Halloween costume is this awesome bear hood, which I would like to make more awesome with a little customization. Suggestions welcome.

Ideally, I'd make his eyes glow, but I'm not sure where to start with that. So what are other fun ways I could give Mr. Bear more personality? Please note that whatever I do must be able to survive a four hour flight in my carry-on luggage, so it can't be too fragile or bulky.

Other than that: this is freeform, go nuts.
posted by roger ackroyd to Grab Bag (8 answers total)
 
Depending on the party and your luggage capacity, maybe pope robes?
"Does the pope shit in the woods?"
posted by Kreiger at 10:35 PM on October 24, 2015 [3 favorites]


http://www.amazon.com/Grizzly-Bear-Paw-Slippers-Women/dp/B0050CNL0O
some bear slippers

http://www.amazon.com/Smiffys-Brown-Hairy-Monster-Hands/dp/B00M2T5TXU
some monster hands

and this shirt
https://img0.etsystatic.com/055/1/9002516/il_570xN.740762644_l4cl.jpg
posted by zdravo at 11:42 PM on October 24, 2015 [1 favorite]


Maybe carry a toy/inflatable kayak?
posted by Sophont at 1:38 AM on October 25, 2015 [1 favorite]


Large pink sparkly bow behind one ear, many sets of false lashes around the eyes (they come in lots of unnatural colors to make them stand out from the fur).

The tail end of a fake salmon attached to the teeth - might be able to find a chew toy that would work for this, or paper mache if you have the time/skill.

Wear pajamas and carry a cuddly cloth baby doll, put twigs and leaves in various spots on yourself and make an old fashioned nightcap (big triangle of flannel with the long edges sewn together to form a cone, trim the headband to fit and bind with hem tape) and claim to be getting ready to hibernate and that all bears sleep with a dolly the same way humans sleep with a teddy, which you have always found bizarre, by the way.

A conspicuously horrible blond toupee poorly attached to the bear head, a few severed bloody fingers coming out of the mouth, a wide stripe tie with a lot of red with raggedy bloodstains around your shoulders, a big Bernie Sanders button.
posted by Mizu at 3:22 AM on October 25, 2015 [1 favorite]


Bear in a suit.

Bear in hot pants.

These are your best two options.
posted by phunniemee at 6:58 AM on October 25, 2015 [2 favorites]


You need a picnic basket.
posted by snorkmaiden at 7:39 AM on October 25, 2015 [2 favorites]


Get a floppy hat and go as the grimdark re-imagining of Paddington. Straight outta Darkest Peru..
posted by Nerd of the North at 2:21 PM on October 26, 2015


Too late, but how about being a Beer?
posted by booth at 8:36 AM on November 1, 2015


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