September 2010 Archives

September 30

Crockpot Curries

I want to start using my crockpot to cook large batches of Indian food and freezing individual portions. I am soliciting your favorite recipes and any general advice you might be able to provide. [more inside]
posted by mellifluous at 11:44 PM PST - 11 comments

When a baby appears in a movie/tv show, do they put makeup on it?

When a baby appears in a movie/tv show, do they put makeup on it? [more inside]
posted by Senor Cardgage at 11:37 PM PST - 9 comments

How to use SUMIFS without crying

Can I use Excel 2007's SUMIFS function to do the following on a budget/finance report worksheet: Sum all of the transactions given a specific category AND a specific month. [more inside]
posted by man down under at 10:45 PM PST - 3 comments

Moving my Mac mindfully.

Moving filter: This iMac needs to get from point A to point B. Which is the safest route? [more inside]
posted by actionpact at 10:08 PM PST - 11 comments

(D)ecode (T)his (M)arketing (F)oolishness

I've recently acquired a promotional record that claims to contain a message in coded DTMF tones (mp3). I'm looking for the easiest, most user-friendly way to reliably decode high-speed bursts of DTMF tones. Bonus points for free solutions... [more inside]
posted by adamkempa at 9:51 PM PST - 8 comments

Drinking more water should make me less thirsty, right?

Is there a reason that drinking more water during the day would make me feel more thirsty and cause chapped lips? [more inside]
posted by Kimothy at 9:49 PM PST - 13 comments

Building a fire-resistant welding space in my garage

How can I weld in my garage without burning my house down or getting slag all over my car? [more inside]
posted by TheNewWazoo at 9:44 PM PST - 11 comments

Contacting terrorist individuals in Rome, Italy?

It appears I will be spending five days in Rome, Italy around March 14-18. [more inside]
posted by SollosQ at 9:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Lots of questions about memorization.

What's the best (free) spaced repetition program right now? What additional memorization techniques do you recommend? [more inside]
posted by jsturgill at 9:27 PM PST - 15 comments

Why won't this app sync to my iPod?

I downloaded "bit.trip beat" for my iPod Touch through the iTunes store on my MacBook, but it won't sync. [more inside]
posted by tumbleweedjack at 9:08 PM PST - 4 comments

GMail - converting an email to a calendar event

GMail is misbehaving. h e l p xxx [more inside]
posted by TheOceanRefusesNoRiver at 8:36 PM PST - 2 comments

Talking to serious girlfriend about not going to her dad's funeral?

Talking to serious girlfriend about not going to her dad's funeral? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:37 PM PST - 90 comments

Should I quit my job?

I need advice, Metafilter. I’m being bumped out of my office of 5 years to make room for a new hire and being put into a trailer 10 minutes away instead. Should I quit? [more inside]
posted by Jupiter Jones at 7:15 PM PST - 47 comments

Besides Yachting

I'll be up in Newport, RI on Columbus Day weekend. What are some not-obvious neat things to do there? [more inside]
posted by Threeway Handshake at 7:14 PM PST - 11 comments

What you pay for, is it what you get?

Employer health insurance conundrum. They finally changed my health insurance this week, the insurance, but not the withdrawal from my check. Is there a time limit on this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:08 PM PST - 5 comments

Hotel help in Portland OR

Going on a last minute trip to Portland Oct 5 through 9 and looking for a good hotel in the downtown area for my husband and self. I'm hoping to find something nice, must have wifi, under 200 (preferably closer to 100) walkable to downtown stuff, and on the quiet side. We are there for the Guided by Voices show. I've never been to portland and have no idea what is there except they have a big bookstore I want to go to. Any suggestions for stuff to do in downtown area would be great - I will be doing more research online but I'm so tired from working since 5 am I can't stare at a screen anymore. thanks so much!
posted by Melsky at 6:59 PM PST - 18 comments

Any good parenting podcasts?

I'm looking for a parenting podcast to listen to. One thing I'm looking for is how to deal with typical strong-willed 5-6 year-old behavior. Thanks [more inside]
posted by crios at 6:47 PM PST - 4 comments

I think too fast, therefore what am I?

What is it called when you make a mistake because you are thinking faster than you can speak/type/etc.? [more inside]
posted by caminovereda at 6:42 PM PST - 10 comments

Between pegs and over curves

How do you measure a dead tiger? [more inside]
posted by unliteral at 6:32 PM PST - 6 comments

I can't use any operating systems because of Grub. Can any computer experts help me?

I can't use any operating systems because of Grub. Can any computer experts help me? [more inside]
posted by EatingCereal at 6:21 PM PST - 10 comments

What can I make from lousy fruit?

I buy fruit at the market for my toddler, but he doesn't always like it. Today's blackberries were too sour. Last week the apples were mealy. Sometimes the bananas get over-ripe before we can eat them all. What easy things can I do to transform "bad" fruit into other things that are still healthy for a kid?
posted by xo at 5:23 PM PST - 23 comments

Help further my guilty, snarky pleasure

What are your favorite "snarky" websites? [more inside]
posted by mingodingo at 5:13 PM PST - 33 comments

Cat Food Goo

Cat Food Filter -- Seeking a supplement medium [more inside]
posted by freshwater at 5:06 PM PST - 18 comments

Need 20 books scanned, OCRed and proofed. Robots need not apply.

I need to have about 20 novels scanned, OCRed and professionally proofed for conversion to ebooks. Destructive scanning is acceptable. Have you had recent experiences with a company that provides such a service? What did it cost, and how was their proofing? [more inside]
posted by mumkin at 4:54 PM PST - 6 comments

switching to healthcare industry

I am a marketer/business-person and I want to transition into the health care industry. Help me talk like an insider at my next interview! [more inside]
posted by shotgunbooty at 4:48 PM PST - 5 comments

Tired of being the (2n-1)th wheel all the time.

I live in Philly, and it's increasingly bad for my mental health that I don't have any single friends. Help me fix this. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:37 PM PST - 19 comments

I quit! Forever and ever?

NYC Dept of Ed filter: my friend got himself into a sticky situation at his new job (first job out of school) where he was being harassed by the principal. He documented everything but has not consulted a lawyer. He asked for some advice from elders in the DOE, was told to resign in a certain way and was told that this would not permanently remove him from the DOE system. This assurance may be false. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:07 PM PST - 6 comments

My Nigerian brother-in-law can't hack it in Germany. How do I help him?

I live in Germany, and my German girlfriend's brother-in-law is originally from Nigeria. He is having trouble integrating. He's lived in the country (on and off) for 10 years, but continues to struggle with the language. To make matters worse, cultural differences are getting in the way of him establishing himself. What can I do to help him? [more inside]
posted by rhombus at 3:48 PM PST - 13 comments

Can I mail a cheque and prove I did it?

How can I prove I mailed a cheque, even if the recipient doesn't cash the cheque? [more inside]
posted by Dreadnought at 3:47 PM PST - 5 comments

Would you like to play a (sexy) game?

Entering a 'friends with benefits' relationship and looking for fun and sexy ways to get to know each others kinks. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:43 PM PST - 4 comments

Not really a "should I have an only child" question, but sort of.

Do I need to birth more "family" for my son, or should I let this panic pass? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:43 PM PST - 40 comments

3 Hole Punch

I am looking for a good quality, yet very lightweight three hole punch. [more inside]
posted by Ideal Impulse at 3:04 PM PST - 7 comments

Does "maxiumum occupancy" in short term condo rental apply to weekend guests?

Does "maxiumum occupancy" in short term (2 months) condo rental apply to weekend guests? We're renting a condominium in Florida for 2 months. The rental agreement states that the maximum occupancy is 6 (three bedroom unit). We are a family of 6. My daughter would like to invite a couple of friends for a weekend (overnight guests), which would bring the number to 8 for two nights. Would this break the condo rules? What if they stay a week? If it's not permitted, are they allowed to have dinner with 8 people eating in the unit?
posted by kirsti at 3:00 PM PST - 9 comments

Austin Record Convention tips?

Me and the squeeze are headed to Texas for the Austin Record Convention. We are pretty good crate diggers, appreciate bargains and are hoping to get some stuff we can't find by other means. I'm asking anyone experienced with that particular scene for some insight, as well as any tips from collectors on how to maximize the big convention experience. Thanks!
posted by bonefish at 2:50 PM PST - 5 comments

Buttocks acne

Persistent acne on buttocks. It will not go away. Please help. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:29 PM PST - 15 comments

Why do interviewed scientists all have geometric screensavers or visualizations running?

Why do TV journalists always get scientists to run a screen saver or mp3 player visualization in the background? [more inside]
posted by srboisvert at 1:52 PM PST - 20 comments

Electionfilter: give him a reason to vote!

Electionfilter: give him a reason to vote! [more inside]
posted by heartofglass at 1:43 PM PST - 20 comments

Runners! Help me buy or make a foam roller!

I have a tight IT band and a weak medial (?) glute which is allowing my knee to move inward, moving from tweaking towards injury. I have seen the physio. Have 4 key exercises. Don't need more at the moment (thank you!). One involves rolling up and down a foam roller. I would rather cry in pain over this in the privacy of my own home. I have to do the exercises every day for 3.5 weeks so I can manage the half marathon I have planned (again, don't need advice on that, thanks - am being careful / will walk if have to etc etc) So - where in the UK Midlands in a physical shop can I buy a foam roller to roll my leg muscles with? [more inside]
posted by LyzzyBee at 1:01 PM PST - 24 comments

Can iTunes Automatically Fill MOST of the Free Space?

I like that iTunes will automatically fill the free space on my iPhone with music, but I'd like it to do so only to a certain point, leaving a few hundred MBs available in case I want to shoot a quick video or download a particularly large app. Is this possible?
posted by moviehawk at 12:47 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me choose my thesis topic, which exists somewhere in the confluence of techno-sociology, media studies, developmental psychology, and the study of attention.

Help me choose my thesis topic, which exists somewhere in the confluence of techno-sociology, media studies, developmental psychology, and the study of attention. [more inside]
posted by Roach at 12:30 PM PST - 5 comments

Lookin' for a weighty word....

I am looking for an adjective that means something like 'sufficiently ambiguous (but encouraging enough) such that one can project their desires into [it] and find validation.' anyone got a fit? [more inside]
posted by armheadarmlegleg at 12:27 PM PST - 24 comments

Jokes about Fear!

I'm doing a presentation about conquering fear (of public speaking). Do you know any good jokes on the general subject of fear? Particularly on how fears can paralyze us, or how irrational fears can be?
posted by storybored at 12:15 PM PST - 11 comments

Suggest a good, inexpensive rain jacket for running

I need a good, lightweight rain coat for running. [more inside]
posted by papercake at 12:08 PM PST - 24 comments

Sugar binges only on weekend: okay or not okay?

I have a sugar addiction. So how much sugar is okay? [more inside]
posted by starbaby at 11:45 AM PST - 32 comments

Mr. Smith goes to Washington

How did those of you with political or policy type of jobs get your feet in the door? Whether its campaigning, non-profit, policy or anything else political related, how did you get your start? More of course in the fold. [more inside]
posted by handbanana at 11:42 AM PST - 16 comments

Your recommendations for affordable self storage in Brooklyn or (VERY near to NYC) New Jersey?

Your recommendations for affordable self storage in Brooklyn or (VERY near to NYC) New Jersey? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:38 AM PST - 5 comments

Fashion Advice for the Gentleman Rocker

I am helping to dress my man for an upcoming rock show. He will be performing in front of an amazing assortment of VIP's, including artists, tastemakers, and fashion icons. I don't know much about menswear, and he pretty much hates dealing with clothes, so I need some advice. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:34 AM PST - 18 comments

How do I get my router online?

My wireless router longs to throw off its university shackles. Help, MeFites! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:33 AM PST - 16 comments

I Wish I Could Clone My Shoes...

I have a pair of shoes I really like that I bought a while ago. I have the identification number but google isn't helping. Can you? [more inside]
posted by 47triple2 at 11:17 AM PST - 5 comments

Maybe just a little ADHD, but probably not, but maybe?

Is it possible to have "just a little" ADD/ADHD? [more inside]
posted by Metroid Baby at 11:15 AM PST - 24 comments

I see a tedious task in my future...

Another what's the best software for this task question...what's the easiest way to identify and relabel observations with the wrong unique ID? [more inside]
posted by unannihilated at 11:07 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me deal with this totally religious state!

How do I get used to living in a state where religion plays a huge role in seemingly everything? [more inside]
posted by KogeLiz at 10:59 AM PST - 77 comments

Do you sell $10 gift cards? Great, I'll take 50, and I can pay you $490.

Is there a site where I can mass-order small restaurant gift cards, preferably with some financial advantage? [more inside]
posted by Vorteks at 10:39 AM PST - 4 comments

Searching for op-ed article

I'm looking for an article about how the "good old days" (that the Party of No wants the US to return to) never really existed. [more inside]
posted by jcdill at 10:05 AM PST - 9 comments

Tidally locked planets in science fiction?

Anyone know of any good sci fi stories about tidally locked planets? [more inside]
posted by cirrostratus at 9:56 AM PST - 20 comments

Would sell kidney for wedding dress like this one:

This dress is absolutely stunning, but it appears to have gone 'out of print' a few years ago at J.Crew. Does anyone know of a similar one anywhere out in the cosmos? I'm aiming for a size 4, 6 or 8.
posted by ninotchka at 9:46 AM PST - 11 comments

Vancouver recommendations

Vancouver, one mid-week evening in October: what do you do to make it awesome? [more inside]
posted by Kurichina at 9:18 AM PST - 8 comments

Using someone else's half-empty bottles of alcohol for cooking or otherwise. Any concerns?

Someone recently moved, and tossed out some used bottles of alcohol (half-empty) among other non-garbage items they had put on the curb for trash pickup. My wife wants to use the left-overs for cooking. Is there anything to be concerned about? [more inside]
posted by purefusion at 9:17 AM PST - 65 comments

'This number has been disconnected' sounds horrible to me

I reallllly don't want to change my phone number, but it would be nice to be able to use my cell phone from home... [more inside]
posted by Tandem Affinity at 9:02 AM PST - 14 comments

how do i encourage that delectable scent to return to my nostrils yet again?

My partner has stopped smelling good to me. What do I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:59 AM PST - 20 comments

How is the TV show Gangland made?

How do they make the TV show gangland? After googling, I can't see to find any interviews with anyone who works on the show. I'm looking for information regarding how they gain access to the gang members, what they go through gathering video on the street, things of that nature. Thanks!
posted by ejfox at 8:58 AM PST - 2 comments

Should I Charge Sales Tax?

I am opening an electronics repair shop in PA, I will be repairing cell phones, video games, and computers. Do I collect sales tax? [more inside]
posted by psiwave at 8:44 AM PST - 6 comments

Recommend to me a good restaurant in Las Vegas!

I'm going to Las Vegas over the weekend and meeting with a friend for lunch on Sunday (and possibly also dinner) and we have some overlapping food issues that are making finding places a little tricky. [more inside]
posted by FritoKAL at 8:40 AM PST - 7 comments

Garage Heating

Most efficient way to heat an attached garage? [more inside]
posted by discountfortunecookie at 8:38 AM PST - 6 comments

What was that poem about Jakarta, teacups and a man with werewolves for sons?

I am looking for a poem that mentions Jakarta/Batavia, werewolves as sons and teacups. [more inside]
posted by flowerofhighrank at 8:28 AM PST - 2 comments

no sugar for my sugar: baking help

eggs plus love. some anniversary baking help, please? [more inside]
posted by anya32 at 8:17 AM PST - 13 comments

Am I pregnant? AARGH.

Pregnancy tests and freaking out - help! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:15 AM PST - 12 comments

Crippling anxiety - can I get over this without a therapist?

Crippling anxiety ruining my life - can I get over this without a therapist? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:15 AM PST - 15 comments

Times are tough, is massage therapy school a good choice?

I have some time in the next year and have give serious thought to going to school for Massage Therapy. Is this a good idea in our (America) current economic conditions? Is there a lot of job openings, as I've been told? It would be a seven month course costing roughly nine grand. Beyond market climate conditions, are there any other things I should think about before deciding to get into this field? There's nothing about the job, that I know of, that I see as a negative. I've always been interested in health and fitness and have toyed around with this idea for the past ten years or so and I finally came around to checking it out. As a male in my mid thirties I've heard (from a masseuse friend) it may be a bit tougher for me, is that true or is there any such possible roadblocks? Do any massage therapists have any pet peeves about the job or is there something they wish they knew about before getting into the field? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:15 AM PST - 17 comments

How do I start and sustain a successful hedge fund?

How do I start and sustain a successful hedge fund? [more inside]
posted by jchaw at 8:06 AM PST - 22 comments

What is a good pre-workout meal for morning strength training, and how long do I have to wait after eating to work out?

What is a good pre-workout meal for morning strength training, and how long do I have to wait after eating to work out? [more inside]
posted by metakiwi at 8:00 AM PST - 10 comments

Spooky vegan food!

Please share some tasty vegan Halloween recipes! [more inside]
posted by lriG rorriM at 7:57 AM PST - 21 comments

Help me create a video portal between two offices

What is the easiest, most hassle free, and moderately priced way to create a link video link between two offices which are on different continents? [more inside]
posted by bryanboyer at 7:31 AM PST - 6 comments

Where do I buy menswear that will last lifetimes?

What brands or types of men's clothing will last me a long time or a lifetime? [more inside]
posted by voronoi at 7:16 AM PST - 47 comments

How can I make everyone feel welcome during an opening invocation prayer?

How can I make everyone - people of faith and atheists alike - feel welcome during an invocation prayer? [more inside]
posted by elmer benson at 7:14 AM PST - 66 comments

Anything new on the Chantix front?

Chantix: Please provide me some updated feedback on how it worked for you, particularly in the side-effects area. [more inside]
posted by sundrop at 7:03 AM PST - 17 comments

Vonage World plan, 60 countries included, is it good enough?

Anyone here using Vonage World plan? Is it good enough? Any alternatives? [more inside]
posted by zaxour at 5:52 AM PST - 1 comment

Best way to create a snapshot of a file structure

Is there a simple way to take a snapshot of a file structure/hierarchy on a Mac? [more inside]
posted by tawny at 5:27 AM PST - 7 comments

Does anyone know the name of this kind of montage

Does anyone know what the name of this type of montage is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0voSWdX4jo [more inside]
posted by tomargue at 5:00 AM PST - 3 comments

Young student, hard-worker, crazy?

I'm a diligent student. Am I insane? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:06 AM PST - 42 comments

Lady, shave

My mother never shaved her legs or painted her nails. It's too late now for me to be reading teenage magazines. Tell me how to do these things properly. [more inside]
posted by mippy at 3:19 AM PST - 54 comments

Can I watch Hulu in Asia?

Now that I'm hooked on Hulu & Watch Instantly Netflix, will I be able to utilize them while traveling this winter? Or, are there similar websites that I can use to watch TV shows or movies on my Mac laptop from SE Asia and Australia?
posted by jsslz at 1:57 AM PST - 8 comments

IANTFG (I Am Not That Fedora Guy)

Can a late-20's white guy wear a suit with a hat without looking like a jerk? [more inside]
posted by foursentences at 1:56 AM PST - 59 comments

The UK web for a new arrival

A non-English colleague's non-English son is off to the University of Warwick in England tomorrow! What not-obvious but super-useful UK websites will help him take full advantage of his new-found freedom (and maybe even save him some money)? [more inside]
posted by mdonley at 1:22 AM PST - 20 comments

Do cool slippers exist? (Not that kind of cool!)

Slippers that won't make my feet hot -- do they exist? [more inside]
posted by sharding at 1:19 AM PST - 20 comments

Rebelling Sucks

What advice would you give my friend to make him feel better during his (long overdue) rebellious phase against his overbearing mother? He's in his early 20s, from a Chinese-American family, and has made up his mind to stay home for financial reasons. [more inside]
posted by squirtle at 12:34 AM PST - 10 comments

September 29

Help me become a part-time Vegas local...

I am going to be working regularly in Vegas for a week or so at a time. Where are good places (restaurants, bars, etc) to meet locals? Should be strip accessible as that is where my company puts me up. [more inside]
posted by ieatwords at 11:52 PM PST - 6 comments

hide an iPhone unlock from apple?

How do I hide that I unlocked my iPhone from Apple Care? [more inside]
posted by hipersons at 11:45 PM PST - 5 comments

How do you focus this thing?

This spotting scope is a high quality, rugged, beautiful piece of workmanship. Too bad I no longer have a use for it. Questions inside on how and where to sell. [more inside]
posted by Hardcore Poser at 11:08 PM PST - 3 comments

How much video is recorded per year, at what speed is this number increasing?

Does any group track the amount of video footage captured per time unit? [more inside]
posted by oblio_one at 10:09 PM PST - 0 comments

Cast my pod

I need help finding hip, funny, entertaining podcasts to download. [more inside]
posted by Unred at 10:02 PM PST - 25 comments

What's the time?

Why is my laptop stuck in the past? How do I fix its lagging time? [more inside]
posted by routergirl at 9:27 PM PST - 5 comments

How to hang a large and heavy puzzle?

How do I frame/hang a really enormous puzzle? [more inside]
posted by lollusc at 9:11 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me recover from on-again, off-again, and then just one huge big BOOM!

Six months. Dozens of emails a week. But it turns out … he’s married, with kids. The thing is, I’ve known him more than 20 years. Help me frame this. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:08 PM PST - 62 comments

SO, WE _ARE_ DOOMED?

I heard some hippie-type on the NPR radio complaining that natural gas gives off those awful CO2 emissions that cause the greenhouse effect, Ozone layer, etc. Now excuse me for not watching that Al Gore movie, but this struck me as odd... ... isn't Natural Gas how most of the homes in upper North America are heated during the winter, every winter? Does Home Heating create even more "greenhouse gases" that cars do, is there a ratio somewhere? (homes 24% cars 15%)? Because we can greenly ride a bicycle to work, but we ain't gonna stop heating our homes ?!?!?????
posted by shipbreaker at 8:51 PM PST - 21 comments

Best Original Xbox games to check to see if my gaming gene is still active

tl;dr What Xbox games for an old system might help me realize if new games are still for me? [more inside]
posted by MCMikeNamara at 8:42 PM PST - 16 comments

how best to deal with a burrowing critter

how best to deal with a burrowing creature (don't know what kind) that is threatening my new trees? [more inside]
posted by hollyanderbody at 8:37 PM PST - 6 comments

Transpacific Gift Givin'

What are some US-centric gift ideas to send to a friend in Australia? [more inside]
posted by Golfhaus at 8:29 PM PST - 23 comments

Anyone know this questioner's conundrum?

Anyone know this questioner's conundrum? the statement I'm searching for describes the attempt of the speaker to "not think of you" and subsequent efforts to avoid the seemingly inevitable results of thinking about the elephant when trying like crazy not to, heeding the exhortation "DON'T THINK ABOUT AN ELEPHANT!". My inclusion of the elephant reference is as a descriptive aid, not part of the musing of the speaker, by the way. Tao? Buddhist? Zen? Certainly meditative, but all I got on Google were answers pertaining to present-day songs and the like..... Ugh. It is something of a brain-teaser, but highly enlightening in its treatment of helping one get around the mental chatter that seems to predominate thinking. Or, not thinking, in this case. I can find it in none of my books, nor on the net. I can't be the only one who has read this. Not certain about the era in which it originated, nor country, although if I were to speculate madly I'd say Japan, perhaps? Arrrgh. Frustrating. Damn ADD. Thanks, folks-I'll try and check back in ASAP.
posted by girdyerloins at 8:20 PM PST - 13 comments

Trouble moving on

Why is it that after breaking up with a guy six weeks ago whom I seriously dated for over a year (it was mutual and no drama, just kind of sad, bad timing) that I feel like I am cheating on him if I go out with someone else? And I have been asked out by some really great guys, but I don't want to go ... I really don't think I am still in love with the former BF but I thought by now I would at least want to go on a date ... I am guessing this is just a waiting game, things will change eventually but I am hoping for words of wisdom to help me move on ...
posted by justalkin at 8:15 PM PST - 9 comments

Does no one have modest-sized TVs anymore?

I want to buy a little wheeled TV cart to hold my 21" TV, VCR and DVD player so I can put it away in the hall closet when not in use. Where can I find a TV cart, on castors, wood tone, no wider than 30" inches, for $100 or so? Also, it must be available for purchase in Toronto or theoretically possible to have it shipped there. [more inside]
posted by orange swan at 8:08 PM PST - 12 comments

Old VHS-quality video effects

VideoProductionFilter, I'm doing a video project for school and I want to make the most realistic 1980-esque infomercial, complete with grainy/old-VHS look, sour, distorted sound, and muffled voices. How can I create these effects? [more inside]
posted by Taft at 7:30 PM PST - 5 comments

Hoping to see some history

How can I see the Atlanta Braves' tribute to manager Bobby Cox on Saturday? [more inside]
posted by Nathanial Hörnblowér at 7:29 PM PST - 9 comments

Sending Congratulation STOP but the telegram has stopped STOP

Now that telegrams are no more, how can I send congratulations to someone? Email and snail mail are out--this is a theatre opening, out of town, and the perfect occasion for a good, old-fashioned telegram. What do we do in this modern age? Thanks!
posted by largecorp at 7:09 PM PST - 17 comments

iTalk, iUpload, iSave My iPhone's hard drive!

How can I transfer large voice memos (~300MB) from my Jailbroken iPhone 3GS to the web without tHe use of a computer (aka via AT&t's 3G network), and where can I store these files on the web via this process? [more inside]
posted by thankyoumuchly at 7:08 PM PST - 8 comments

Cool party rental location in LA?

What's a cool place to rent for a party of 100 guests in LA that I can cater myself? [more inside]
posted by AmitinLA at 7:00 PM PST - 2 comments

"The wireless" is not the radio.

I'm a Mac. My husband is a PC. Please help us figure out a wireless connectivity issue. [more inside]
posted by BlahLaLa at 6:46 PM PST - 19 comments

new health insurance abroad- pre-existing conditions

I have a friend living in the US with US health insurance. He wants to move back to Panama, where he's from. He's recently had a heart surgery, and tells me that he won't be able to get health insurance in Panama as this would be a pre-existing condition there. It's not a pre-existing condition currently and is covered by his US health insurance. He therefore, doesn't think he can move back home. Its a stressful situation for him and I really wish I could give him some meaningful advice, preferably something that includes him retaining medical coverage either in US or Panama, and being able to move back to Panama. I remember from looking into this myself earlier that it did seem possible to retain US insurance coverage if you live outside the US but maybe only if you are a citizen. Please help!
posted by anonymous at 6:34 PM PST - 1 comment

Drummers: Help me pick a song to play during sound checks

Drummers: What do you play during sound checks? [more inside]
posted by jalexc at 6:17 PM PST - 6 comments

Should you agree to disagree in the workplace?

When is it okay for your personal beliefs to directly contradict your line of work? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:09 PM PST - 40 comments

Returning or keeping engagement ring

Drama Alert: Question about returning an engagement ring after the engagement is called off. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:08 PM PST - 42 comments

Looking for a pretty good Banjitar/Guitjo

Anyone have any experience with banjo-guitar hybrids? Any recommendations on which companies to order one from? A couple specs inside. [more inside]
posted by Corduroy at 5:52 PM PST - 9 comments

Etiquette in a Modern Age

What's the etiquette for contacting a cousin I haven't spoken to in eight years on facebook? How exactly to do it? Is it a bad idea? Unique circumstances inside. [more inside]
posted by slide at 5:52 PM PST - 16 comments

Stopped by Homeland Security while on probation, what could happen?

Homeland Security just searched my husband and accused him of holding drugs. He in no way comes into contact with drugs. What the hell? Help! [more inside]
posted by kpht at 5:44 PM PST - 15 comments

What would I know now, if I'd had a less bad dad?

Women of Metafilter: did you have a loving relationship with your father when you were growing up? Did your father make you feel loved, supported, and valued? Can you tell me what that makes your life look/feel like today? I'm trying to understand how to move forward from a history with a sadistic, distant father, and it would help me to know what benefits you have gained from having a loving one, so that I can attempt to find those benefits for myself. [more inside]
posted by troublemenot at 5:42 PM PST - 26 comments

Powered by Briggs & Stratton

Project help: What should I build with several lawn mower engines? [more inside]
posted by gofargogo at 5:20 PM PST - 10 comments

Water Pump for Misting Fan?

I want to build a misting fan, but I don't have easy access to a garden hose tap, so I want to use a pump to generate pressure. Where can I find such a pump? [more inside]
posted by DMan at 5:11 PM PST - 6 comments

Overnight extended layover in Delhi?

We're going to be hiking to Everest Base Camp and right now we're trying to figure out the logistics of our very long commute. We're traveling to Nepal from the US, and will be landing in Delhi on October 9th around 9 PM. Our flight to Kathmandu leaves the next day at at 3 PM. Is it safe and/or reasonable to stay the night in the Delhi airport? Or would it be easier to book a hotel or homestay in the area? [more inside]
posted by ThatSomething at 4:58 PM PST - 11 comments

Paranoid about PayPal

I received a payment via PayPal for something I'm not selling. Is this a scam? [more inside]
posted by jeffamaphone at 4:54 PM PST - 20 comments

Help me see my BIOS using a monitor attached to VGA out on my laptop. Please?

How can I force a laptop to use VGA out during boot up prior to windows loading so that I can get into the BIOS and change the primary display to be permanently the VGA out? [more inside]
posted by merocet at 4:52 PM PST - 15 comments

LOW production values but HIGHLY entertaining

Please link me to great (yet simple DIY) animated music videos. [more inside]
posted by bonobothegreat at 4:34 PM PST - 5 comments

I need serious help making friends.

I'm starting to give up hope that I'll ever be normal enough to make friends. I grew up with all online friends, decided to kick my social anxiety some two years ago, and went through all the hoops of that only to still have zero friends today. I've tried many things, which I'm going to list inside. I just want to know if there's anything out there, I don't care how crazy, that'll help me retain some friends. [more inside]
posted by biochemist at 4:26 PM PST - 46 comments

Choosing an iPhone with no 3G

I am considering switching to the iPhone 4, which of course means switching to AT&T. I have never been on a GSM carrier before, and my home and office currently only get EDGE instead of 3G data, so I have some questions. [more inside]
posted by 4ster at 4:15 PM PST - 11 comments

What's a good astronomy gift?

Looking for an astronomy gift for an adult that has no time to star gaze. [more inside]
posted by Brent Parker at 4:12 PM PST - 15 comments

Suggestions for where to buy comfy work shoes

Shoe question - I like brands such as Clarks, Born, Dansko, etc. for work and was wondering if anyone has suggestions of where to buy them. I'm looking for a bargain on these brands but with a good variety of styles to choose from. Also if you have a favorite brand you'd like to share, that would be great. As much as I love the way heels and strappy shoes look, they aren't practical for all day wear and I'm a sissy about foot pain. I need shoes that look professional but are hopefully not too masculine and are going to be comfortable all day.
posted by greensalsa at 4:07 PM PST - 16 comments

What's the most primitive computer possible?

Assuming knowledge of the theory behind logic gates and computation, when was the earliest people could have built a working working general purpose computer? Or to put it another way, imagine a modern day chip designer is trapped on a deserted island with no access to modern technology, but access to any necessary natural resources that he could acquire by himself, how could he go about building a general purpose computer to pass the time?
posted by empath at 4:05 PM PST - 20 comments

☥☦☪ ☬ ☭☮ ☯ ☸✝

Science Fiction character identification: Which SF story had a sort of Friar Tuck like character who followed all faiths simultaneously and had the symbols for multiple world religions hung around his neck?
posted by Artw at 3:51 PM PST - 15 comments

Calculus problem involving the disk method

The area between f(x), the x-axis and the lines x=a and x=b is revolved around the x-axis. The volume of this solid of revolution is b^3-a*b^2 for any a,b. What is f(x)? [more inside]
posted by stuart_s at 3:47 PM PST - 27 comments

I apparently can't do 6th grade science.

My daughter's science homework is driving me crazy. It's one of these crossword puzzle deals. She's filled the entire thing out save one answer, and as I'm 30 I'm somewhat shamed that I cannot seem to answer a 6th grade science question. Maybe you can help. [more inside]
posted by kbanas at 3:36 PM PST - 10 comments

Have you corresponded with a prisoner?

Have you corresponded with a prisoner? I am considering doing this, and I would like to hear experiences from people who have. [more inside]
posted by red clover at 3:27 PM PST - 11 comments

best razor for weird beard?

What sort of electric razor works best on a beard that grows in all kinds of directions? [more inside]
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 3:10 PM PST - 12 comments

Android without the data

How do I get an Android without having to get a data plan? [more inside]
posted by galadriel at 3:05 PM PST - 13 comments

Looking for a photo of J Nicholson as Gittes...

I recently saw a b&w photo of Jack Nicholson as Jake Gittes (Chinatown)--it was probably on the web and I'd like to find it again. It was an extreme close-up, forehead to chin, and Jack was wearing a hat and a nose bandage. I believe it was black and white. He was looking straight into the camera. It was not a still from the film and is not (to my knowledge) a famous picture as I remarked at how odd it was that I'd never seen it before. Anyone recall seeing this?
posted by dobbs at 2:58 PM PST - 6 comments

Surfthechannel: links question

Surfthechannel filter. Why do the links go screwy? Anybody have a clue? [more inside]
posted by charris5005 at 2:44 PM PST - 3 comments

help me identify this song

Can anyone identify the reggae song in this video?
posted by Danila at 2:42 PM PST - 3 comments

Recommended drinks for combating the sting of capsaicin in spicy food...?

I know that casein-based products are boss, but which beverages should I get if I run out of kefir? I mean, it's kinda awkward to eat ice cream alongside curry, so no desserts, please.
posted by DenLaerde at 2:30 PM PST - 6 comments

How to negotiate better rent in NYC?

We're looking to sign a lease on the apartment we currently sublet, with the support of the current tenant. The management company has indicated they will increase the rent. We want to minimize (or eliminate) the increase. How to negotiate this tactfully & effectively? [more inside]
posted by limon at 2:29 PM PST - 3 comments

We need more help...

Wife was in a car accident. We're still having serious difficulties. [more inside]
posted by Marduk at 2:27 PM PST - 23 comments

I hope I can read the popup reminder...

How can I tell Windows XP to make a beep, chirp or show a popup reminder every 10 minutes as long as I am logged on to my computer (and the screen is not locked)? I would like to save my eyes before I go blind. [more inside]
posted by kenbennedy at 2:08 PM PST - 6 comments

How can I fix my USB display adapter?

Please help me straighten out a wayward Diamond BVU195 USB Display Adapter. [more inside]
posted by cr_joe at 2:00 PM PST - 4 comments

Into the Void of Social Media

Social Media Groupies: I need ideas and input for implementing a process for creating and maintaining content for a fundraiser. [more inside]
posted by glaucon at 1:58 PM PST - 2 comments

Piano music

Help me find piano music that sounds like this!
posted by fizzzzzzzzzzzy at 1:45 PM PST - 6 comments

Release of victim's private records to the defense in Texas

In the state of Texas, who has the authority to release the victim of a crime's records to the defense? [more inside]
posted by xopaigexo at 1:38 PM PST - 5 comments

Similar ears not necessary

Is there a book, or books, that cover a similar scope to Andrew Marr's A History of Modern Britain, but with a focus on the USA? [more inside]
posted by liquidindian at 1:37 PM PST - 7 comments

I guess Victorians had better blankets

Insulating my attic cathedral ceiling, but I'm trying to be (a little) cheap about it. [more inside]
posted by Popular Ethics at 1:27 PM PST - 14 comments

Help me turn an old laptop into a doggy monitor

MacBook at home, VNC from work in order to use the webcam. [more inside]
posted by spacefire at 1:18 PM PST - 7 comments

Wii/Online 2-player Games that are awesome

What new 2-player games in the vein of New Super Mario Bros Wii are out there? Or, what 2009-2010 games are online for 2-players in the same style? [more inside]
posted by cashman at 12:36 PM PST - 7 comments

How do you turn a bad day around?

I'm trying to get better at recognizing negativity gremlins, but I still have trouble circumventing them. Your tricks and tips, please. [more inside]
posted by peachfuzz at 12:30 PM PST - 25 comments

Help convince spouse to take risk

How can I help convince my spouse to support me in an entrepreneurial endeavor? She is risk-adverse and I'm sick of white collar jobs. [more inside]
posted by patrad at 12:17 PM PST - 32 comments

Voicemail transcription from landlines?

I hate voicemail. For my private cell phone, I use Google Voice, so I don't usually have to listen to messages, but can just browse them. At work, I don't have access to GV. What can I do instead? Specific questions inside. [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 12:02 PM PST - 17 comments

My clients sooo like me the BEST...

Group Activities, Games, and Challenges for Adults? (who don't respond well to hokey or woo-woo stuff) That require using teamwork and brainwork? And don't need a lot of money or materials? [more inside]
posted by elleyebeebeewhy at 12:01 PM PST - 6 comments

Turn a Picture into a Painting

I live in Los Angeles. I have a girlfriend. I have a favorite picture of her. She has a birthday coming up. I'd like somebody to take that picture and use it as inspiration for a painting that I can give to her. Does anybody do that? [more inside]
posted by tallthinone at 11:59 AM PST - 9 comments

How on earth has anyone managed to organize a wedding, ever?

Los Angeles Filter: I am a geeky/artsy gal who is currently based in NYC, who for various inextricable reasons is slated to get married in Los Angeles this summer. I am completely overwhelmed by LA and how little I know about it, but I am trying to make the most of the situation. I have a few questions which you LA-folk might be kind enough to help me with. I'm not the wedding-planning type at all, and so far my only main goal is that the wedding happen in an interesting place, which is somewhat compatible with my traditional extended family from their somewhat ostentatious culture. Big, giant sigh. [more inside]
posted by wondershrew with a helping of potato salad at 11:58 AM PST - 25 comments

Where in NYC can I volunteer late on week day nights or on the weekends?

Where in NYC can I volunteer late on week day nights or on the weekends? I need people-based organizations (so, not the ASPCA) with work that's not super stressful. [more inside]
posted by Viola at 11:56 AM PST - 7 comments

Which free blogging service is right for me?

Considering starting a personal, moderately-multimedia blog. Leaning towards Blogger... but I have questions and concerns. [more inside]
posted by AugieAugustus at 11:54 AM PST - 8 comments

Adjusting to loss of sight in one eye

Adjusting to loss of vision in one eye - and another related question. [more inside]
posted by crapples at 11:43 AM PST - 5 comments

False insurance claim for an accident I didn't have!?

I just got a call from my insurance company telling me that someone had filed a claim against me for an accident I didn't have! They seemed to believe me when I said I didn't have an accident and are forwarding it to central claims. I'll hopefully get a call from them this afternoon with more information. Does this happen a lot? How would someone get enough information about me to file an insurance claim against me?
posted by chrispederick at 11:34 AM PST - 3 comments

I meant what I said and I said what I meant! An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent!

How would you go about making 7-foot-tall (approximately) elephant tusks? [more inside]
posted by cooker girl at 11:29 AM PST - 12 comments

WTB: Nikon D90

Need camera (Nikon d90) advice! [more inside]
posted by private_idaho at 11:25 AM PST - 5 comments

Building Boats in Civ V

Question about Civilization V; If one of my cities can build work boats and triremes, how come my other cities (that are near water) can not build/purchase them? They don't even show up in the build/buy list. [more inside]
posted by banshee at 11:22 AM PST - 9 comments

Why does Mac Mail embed my attachments and can I get it to stop?

Why does Mac Mail embed my photo attachments and can I get it to stop? [more inside]
posted by rinosaur at 11:12 AM PST - 10 comments

Some things I heard on the plan from a lady moving from Orlando - Follow up to "Will gators eat my kids?"

Some things I heard on the plan from a lady moving from Orlando - Follow up to "Will gators eat my kids?" question [more inside]
posted by jseven at 11:08 AM PST - 17 comments

weight times power plus tired legs equal the delta of ???

I rode in a century ride last Sunday, It took me 11:34 on a mountain bike, with a 20lb frame, if everything else was equal how much faster could I have completed the ride, if I had a top of the line road cycle?
posted by kanemano at 11:07 AM PST - 13 comments

Creative Non-Fiction about Music

Looking for books or essays similar to Nick Hornby's Songbook (or other awesome pieces of creative non-fiction about music). [more inside]
posted by rockstar at 11:07 AM PST - 7 comments

I Dread This Visit

How do I deal with a new boyfriend's new look? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:04 AM PST - 46 comments

It's alive! No, wait, wait...

Can my franken-laptop make it through the rest of the semester? Help me find out if I should invest anymore money into this thing, or throw it in the ocean. [more inside]
posted by shinyshiny at 10:35 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me banish my demons!

Looking for a peaceful, restorative mini-vacation to take at the end of October. Suggestions needed. [more inside]
posted by brina at 10:33 AM PST - 2 comments

Kann ich hat einen Cheezburger?

I'm in what's supposed to be an immersive German language program, but my Internets are in English. Help me fix that! [more inside]
posted by coppermoss at 10:07 AM PST - 12 comments

Suggest me a low-cost bar PoS and stock tracking system!

Bar PoS terminal and stock management software recommendations? [more inside]
posted by bullox at 10:01 AM PST - 0 comments

What should I know about the baby's first vaccinations before she gets them?

Baby TEA's first round of vaccinations (at age two months) is rapidly approaching. Friends with kids tell me that this will not be pleasant for her or for me. What advice/warnings/words of wisdom can you give me before the big event? [more inside]
posted by TEA at 10:00 AM PST - 29 comments

Finding Vital Statistics Data on Name and Ethnicity for Texas

Some researchers (pdf) have been able to acquire large state-level of databases from the state's Vital Statistics of every person's first name and race. I am having trouble navigating these websites though, and am not sure who to ask. I am interested in getting a list of all first names and race/ethnicity and gender of babies born in Texas for 1990 and 2000. If it's possible to get the data already in a spreadsheet, where name is a column, gender a column, race a column, and year a column, even better.
posted by scunning at 9:37 AM PST - 2 comments

i know things just aren't quite right

I am trying to record a simple cover version of a fairly obscure song ("Mr Loveman" by Yvonne Carroll), but my confidence in my ability to work out even simple chord changes is pretty low and the song can't be found on any of the usual sites. Could someone please help me out with the chords here? [more inside]
posted by cincinnatus c at 9:32 AM PST - 9 comments

What's the easiest/cheapest way to set up a home surveillance camera that will notify me and stream video for remote viewing/recording if somebody enters my home while I'm gone?

What is the easiest, cheapest, most effective way for me to set up a single motion-triggered surveillance camera at home to verify whether I have a creepy situation going on while I'm gone? If triggered, I want it to alert me remotely, stream video for remote live viewing, and ideally record to the cloud rather than locally for later viewing. I'd like an easy web/desktop interface to control it all. Have you tried one of those kits from X10 for this and did it work well for you? [more inside]
posted by Askr at 9:31 AM PST - 11 comments

Delicious Non-oily Trader Joe's Coffee?

Delicious Non-oily Trader Joe's Coffee? We use a superautomatic machine and "dry" or at least non-oily beans work best. We use and love Stumptown Hair Bender but think maybe we should at least try something else from time to time. Trader Joe's seems to have a wide variety of whole bean options at reasonable prices, but I can't see into the cans to determine which ones might be appropriate for our use. Can anyone recommend one of the TJ options for being both tasty and relatively "dry" of bean?
posted by cairnish at 9:28 AM PST - 11 comments

Wireless mechanical keyboard?

I recently bought a SteelSeries 7g and I just love it. My only gripe is that it's wired... I've looked around on the net for a wireless mechanical keyboard (ie. one with clicky keys) but no luck. Does anyone know of something like this, whether bluetooth or RF-linked? Otherwise, would it be possible/feasible to mod my 7g with the components from a wireless or BT keyboard?
posted by mandrake at 9:25 AM PST - 5 comments

gooey kablooie blues, literally

Ballpoint woes. Blue goo in the mechanism... [more inside]
posted by Namlit at 9:24 AM PST - 11 comments

iPad Bluetooth Stereo Earphones

Is anyone using bluetooth stereo earphones with an iPad? If so, what earphones make/model do you recommend?
posted by markmillard at 9:21 AM PST - 5 comments

Keep your eyes to yourself

How do you deal with unwanted staring from men in the workplace? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:53 AM PST - 56 comments

How to create Outlook email links in plain text?

How can I get Outlook to create a text link to an email instead of a graphical icon link when drag-and-dropping into another MS app? [more inside]
posted by sprocket87 at 8:45 AM PST - 5 comments

Help remebering a TV show name

Does anyone remember the name of the miniseries about a family of Mexican drug lords? It was on in the early part of the decade, 2002 maybe. Six episodes. Perhaps with Lou Diamond Phillips (although his IMDB page has nothing about it.) Specifically I'm looking for the theme, an instrumental perhaps by Calexico, (again nothing on their website about it.)
posted by Keith Talent at 8:38 AM PST - 6 comments

Making it special

10th anniversary happening in about 2 weeks. Aside from repeating vows, having trouble finding inspiration to put some magic in this for her. Any ideas?
posted by scottymac at 8:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Cheap, decent movie projector?

Cheap projector question for probably the millionth time on the green: Can somebody recommend a sub-$450 projector for watching movies at home? [more inside]
posted by Acari at 8:27 AM PST - 9 comments

Bowel problems -- I'm really jonsen for some of that doxycycline, man.

SFW but probably TMI question about a change in bowel movements. Is there something wrong with my diet or is it something else? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:02 AM PST - 15 comments

What to say for an out of town interview

What do I tell my tiny company about my out of town job interview? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:02 AM PST - 11 comments

of lice and men

Help! I have pubic lice ALL OVER my body. How can I get rid of them once and for all? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:02 AM PST - 20 comments

Looking for a good date location in Bethesda, MD

What's a good date restaurant in Bethesda, MD for a Friday night? Specific details inside. [more inside]
posted by codacorolla at 7:59 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me find places indoors to marry in DC for free.

Where can I marry couples for free in DC during the colder months? [more inside]
posted by eviltiff at 7:58 AM PST - 3 comments

YouTube Downloads

Has anyone found a good way to download high-quality HD video from YouTube? [more inside]
posted by muckster at 7:41 AM PST - 16 comments

Increasing Altitude and Rows

I'm flying from BOS to BWI tonight after work. The TSA website explicitly says knitting needles are okay in carry-on. I am only bringing carry-on. I plan on printing this page and bringing it with me, but should I still expect some grief?
posted by zizzle at 7:32 AM PST - 30 comments

blackberry apps for runners

what is a good app for a (brand new) runner to download on my blackberry? [more inside]
posted by sabh at 7:27 AM PST - 1 comment

Help me encourage communal cleanliness!

I need suggestions for gentle, preferably clever or humorous signs reminding people to help keep the break room clean. [more inside]
posted by nickmark at 7:26 AM PST - 31 comments

Dear [first name / last name]

I'm applying to a job where I recently worked for 2 years. In my cover letter and statement of interest, should I refer to my former co-workers (who are much older than me) by first, last, or full name? [more inside]
posted by jejune at 7:18 AM PST - 5 comments

Synchronizing flash games across computers

Is there an easy way to keep flash game data synchronized across computers? [more inside]
posted by flatluigi at 7:16 AM PST - 6 comments

Can anyone identify the actress from this Japanese CM?

Can anyone identify the actress in this Japanese commercial (loud, nsfw maybe?)?
posted by yeoz at 7:05 AM PST - 5 comments

Reliable, easy-to-use upload script

Does anyone know of a reliable, easy-to-use upload script that can be used for business purposes? [more inside]
posted by exolstice at 6:57 AM PST - 4 comments

Drilling for Oil Research

Research filter: I'm trying to find statistics about offshore oil/gas drilling in the gulf of mexico. Specifics inside. I'm also wondering why Google Answers closed and if there are other paid research sites of similar quality? [more inside]
posted by jameslavelle3 at 6:39 AM PST - 4 comments

Tiny Workspaces - where does it all go?

Talk to me about small workshops/workspaces. [more inside]
posted by backseatpilot at 6:19 AM PST - 17 comments

Cross-browser bookmark sync?

What is a good alternative to Xmarks for cross-browser bookmark syncing? [more inside]
posted by pemberkins at 6:05 AM PST - 15 comments

Rotary Cutter

Quilter filter. I have a brand new Olfa Rotary Cutter. I have tested out by cutting double fabric using cardboard as a cutting board with mixed results. Help! [more inside]
posted by francesca too at 5:17 AM PST - 9 comments

Audience? What audience?

I'm looking for examples of musical artists that became less commercial/mainstream/accessible as their careers went on. [more inside]
posted by the foreground at 5:03 AM PST - 66 comments

I'm a Whale of a Fail.

WritingFilter: Writers, what are some tips and tricks for coming up with awesome, totally original concepts? Or, conversely, what can I do to make sure my derivative stuff is top-notch derivative? [more inside]
posted by the NATURAL at 3:35 AM PST - 15 comments

Looking for a good Press Release Distribution service

In the U.S.: Do you use a press release distribution service that you would recommend? This is for a small business (with a relatively small budget) that at the moment mainly needs coverage in a metropolitan area, but which may soon expand to online sales so it would be good to establish as much visibility as possible. More details inside... [more inside]
posted by taz at 3:22 AM PST - 5 comments

Name that book about user communities

Please help me find this book that was mentioned on one of my technical writers mailing lists that dealt with user communities, listening (maybe), social media and perhaps technical communication. [more inside]
posted by l'esprit d'escalier at 3:19 AM PST - 4 comments

Software zooming on a Mac.

Looking for a screen magnifier for OSX. [more inside]
posted by brenton at 1:38 AM PST - 6 comments

and so our heroine withdraws to metafilter!

What exactly is Colin Meloy saying when he singing "When wilt thou trouble the waters in the cistern" in the song "A Bower Scene" on the album "The Hazards Of Love"? [more inside]
posted by NoraReed at 12:06 AM PST - 13 comments

September 28

How to setup an online database?

I'd like to set up a stolen photo equipment database. Ideally it would be searchable by brand, serial number, model, date, etc. What would be the best way to go about this for someone without technical expertise? No programming skills, limited html knowledge. Ideas are very welcome.
posted by ig at 10:56 PM PST - 8 comments

Can live flowers absorb dyes?

Can live flowers (as opposed to white coronations in vases) absorb dyes? If so, which flowers and dyes will work? [more inside]
posted by carnival of animals at 10:17 PM PST - 12 comments

Trying to avoid the farce after the tragedy.

As the trustee for my parents' estate, what responsibility do I bear if I have ethical questions about how they treat my siblings in their will? [more inside]
posted by sapere aude at 10:13 PM PST - 14 comments

Help Me Spruce Up My Mouldy Sierra Hiking Boots

What should I do to treat my mouldy hiking boots? They were abandoned scandalously in the back of a cupboard for years, and when I pulled them out they had a fine coating of mould on them. I've left them in the sun for a few days, but what now?
posted by gerls at 10:11 PM PST - 5 comments

Earworm tuned to 11

I'm looking for a word that describes consistent loops of music in one's head. Not just earworms, though of course earworms are part of it. I'm talking about a radio station in your head which plays a song more often than you ever heard in actual audio life. [more inside]
posted by goofyfoot at 9:38 PM PST - 9 comments

Any ideas about how to handle lawn grubs?

Oh dear, our lawn has grubs! Should we fight them, and if so, how? [more inside]
posted by debgpi at 9:04 PM PST - 12 comments

Keeping my Twitter off Google

How do I keep my Twitter from showing up on a Google name search? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:59 PM PST - 6 comments

Does anyone need the kind of information work I do full time?

I automate a lot of tasks for my Web publishing company, but I'm not a developer. What kind of information worker am I, and does anyone need what I do specifically? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:21 PM PST - 4 comments

Albums similar to Painkiller

What albums are similar to Judas Priest's Painkiller? [more inside]
posted by vegetable100% at 7:58 PM PST - 21 comments

Another Craiglist apartment scam?

Is this an apartment scam? A friend of mine is looking for an apartment in San Francisco. He found a posting on Craigslist and the price and location work for him but there are a few warning flags. [more inside]
posted by simplethings at 7:58 PM PST - 47 comments

I'm in the US. He's in Germany. How can I send him black beans?

How do I give the gift of black beans to my German friend while I'm In the US? [more inside]
posted by Mercaptan at 7:21 PM PST - 21 comments

please explain a superfund cleanup

Tell me about cleaning up a toxic creek. In this case, something like the Newtown Creek in NY, now a Superfund site. http://www.nytimes.com/​2010/09/28/​nyregion/​28newtown.html What is the process? Is it dredged? Dammed and drained? Dust, noise, time? Please explain the engineering. If the waste has seeped laterally, and it has, does that mean extensive excavation? What is the impact on the surrounding properties? What happens to property values, how do banks look at this, now and looking to the future? Please explain from a Realtor's or developer's viewpoint.
posted by ebesan at 7:20 PM PST - 6 comments

Please rip out my esophagus.

What, if anything, is wrong with my throat and how, if at all, can I treat it? [more inside]
posted by holterbarbour at 7:16 PM PST - 15 comments

Tequila Mockingbird

What do I do with all this tequila? [more inside]
posted by mkb at 6:52 PM PST - 23 comments

I want original glasses.

I want glasses I've never seen before. [more inside]
posted by griphus at 6:48 PM PST - 35 comments

Lights Out?

Where can one get treatment for a sleep disorder without insurance? [more inside]
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 6:41 PM PST - 9 comments

How to get unstuck?

Like many people in association management, I kind of fell into the position almost 10 years later. (I'm 35.) Fortunately/unfortunately, I'm still in the same position. How do I frame this as I job hunt? [more inside]
posted by meindee at 6:40 PM PST - 7 comments

Greens recipes, please!

Fellow mefites, I need your recipes for greens! My freezer overfloweth, as do the fields. [more inside]
posted by KathrynT at 6:40 PM PST - 32 comments

I need a data visualization of poverty and literacy. Help!

How can I overlay global literacy and economic (poverty) data onto a map? [more inside]
posted by k8t at 6:39 PM PST - 8 comments

Unlocked Dell Streak?

Is there any way yet to buy a truly carrier-unlocked Dell Streak in the USA? The ones in the US for $450 are carrier locked. If I buy the model from the UK, with VAT, it'll be something like $700 after converting GBP to USD, and those are -also- carrier locked, to O2. [more inside]
posted by thewalrus at 6:19 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me identify this Spanish-language song I heard in San Francisco!

During a recent trip to the Mission District in San Francisco, I kept hearing a Spanish-language song with a pronounced violin section. What was it? [more inside]
posted by ciocarlia at 6:13 PM PST - 8 comments

How do I best apply for a trademark?

Hello, I'm applying for a trademark. Is it best to just head over to the uspto.gov site and take it from there? or use any pro bono or paid work I could find from an attorney. A laymen such as myself could lost in the wrong forms? Thanks
posted by KHinds10 at 6:12 PM PST - 6 comments

I'd like to be less hunchy please

I've come to the conclusion that I need a bed desk. Any good recommendations for the sub-$50 budget? Sub-$100? [more inside]
posted by ilikecookies at 6:01 PM PST - 9 comments

How extreme do we need to be about getting a visa to India for Oct. 15?

Business visa to go to India on October 15 - what's the best way to make this happen in time? Is a drive to the TraVisa office in Washington, DC, required? Also, from whom should these invitation/sponsoring letters be? [more inside]
posted by amtho at 5:46 PM PST - 17 comments

Help my girlfriend dress as a cigarette girl!

My girlfriend and possibly some of her friends would like to go as 40's cigarette girls for Halloween. Where can we possibly get off the shelf parts to create this outfit, yet not buy a pre-packaged, cheap-o costume? [more inside]
posted by Brainy at 5:41 PM PST - 7 comments

Help a N00B with Facebook

How do I un-hide a friend on Facebook? [more inside]
posted by kidelo at 5:03 PM PST - 4 comments

I'm good

Where does the colloquial English phrase "I'm good" come from, and has it suddenly exploded in popularity? [more inside]
posted by bad grammar at 4:51 PM PST - 32 comments

Looking for music inspired/sampling old video games, the more energetic the better

Seems like a few years ago there were remakes of the impossible mission theme tune (stay awhile! stay forerver!) and a few others around. Now, I can't seem to remember anything about them - not even the appropriate search terms to use to find them.
posted by Ultrahuman at 4:45 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me stop the bastards

Something called "IRS Tax Relief Helpline" sends me junk text messages every day from a different number. How do I get them to stop? [more inside]
posted by vincele at 4:43 PM PST - 7 comments

How to assemble a Chinese violin?

I bought an Erhu (Chinese violin) in Shanghai and it kind of fell apart while I transported it back to Chicago. The string that acts as the nut has unwound and the strings and pegs have come apart. I'm looking for someone in the Chicagoland area that knows how to put this instrument back together! [more inside]
posted by yfatah at 4:39 PM PST - 3 comments

Need Funny Porn Film Names

Need funny (real) porn movie names...but with a qualifer. [more inside]
posted by mreleganza at 4:37 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me make vanilla extract

Please give me advice and tips on making vanilla extract. [more inside]
posted by Aizkolari at 4:24 PM PST - 7 comments

Partnership agreement drafting

Partnership agreement drafting in the UK [more inside]
posted by samengland at 4:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Electronic Medical Record Interoperability

Anyone have experience with MedInformatix? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:00 PM PST - 2 comments

MOUSE ISNT WORKING in sc2

i just installed a new video caRD vn240gtmd1g and its workin and stuff but now i cant move the cursor in starcraft 2 everything else worlks fine i dont know what to do can anyone help?
posted by quseio at 3:59 PM PST - 7 comments

Fonts will misbehave. Or developers. Or Me. I don't care anymore.

I figured out today that every single web browser on my machine (HP dv7t, Windows 7) - Chrome, FFox, and IE8 - fonts on some sites are displaying wrong. That's bad because I need to review sites for my job. [more inside]
posted by Medieval Maven at 3:42 PM PST - 3 comments

Grey Gardens Gal

How can I find out the exact time of Edith Bouvier Beale's birth? Would I be able to determine this from public records in New York City?
posted by hermitosis at 3:34 PM PST - 5 comments

it don't break even

Should we break up? But wait, I might be slightly insane with grief right now. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:28 PM PST - 47 comments

What should we do for two weeks in China?

My boyfriend and I will be visiting my dad in China for two weeks at the end of October, beginning of November. I've been twice before (my dad has lived there for the past 12 years), but this will be my boyfriend's first time. We'd like a good mix of city and rural areas, and are tentatively planning four days in Shanghai, four in Beijing, four in Guilin, and four in Yunnan. However, we're open to other suggestions, so what do you think? Too much time in one place, not enough in another? Is there another must-see area? What should we do while we're in those places? Any ideas are welcome!
posted by odayoday at 2:58 PM PST - 7 comments

What are this year's must-see exhibitions at Nuit Blanche?

What are the must-see exhibitions at Toronto's Nuit Blanche this year? [more inside]
posted by modernnomad at 2:55 PM PST - 2 comments

I want to teach myself music theory

I'd like to teach myself music theory - what resources can you recommend? [more inside]
posted by gravelshoes at 2:44 PM PST - 11 comments

kids tv with songs?

What kids tv shows feature lots of songs? [more inside]
posted by dpx.mfx at 2:39 PM PST - 30 comments

short film websites

Are there any magazines / websites / blogs that cover only short films? [more inside]
posted by senseofsurreal at 2:31 PM PST - 1 comment

Kicking the Advil habit

Trying to kick my ibuprofen habit. How can I ease my aches in the meantime? [more inside]
posted by Laura Macbeth at 2:20 PM PST - 38 comments

Cell Phone/Provider Recommendation

Complex cell phone recommendation question... [more inside]
posted by saladin at 2:08 PM PST - 10 comments

Google reader here i come

Having trouble exporting my RSS feed from bloglines to google reader [more inside]
posted by chickaboo at 2:04 PM PST - 1 comment

Single female looking to travel in Africa!

Where in Africa can I travel alone for a week (single female)? Company is paying for a flight ticket anywhere in the continent of Africa, but not expenses. Destination has to be fun, affordable and very very safe for a single female. [more inside]
posted by moiraine at 2:02 PM PST - 33 comments

Feeling and seeing a pulse in notch between collarbones? Is this normal?

I happened to stumble upon several health articles yesterday that mentioned that young, normal people should not feel a pulse in the little notch between your collarbones at the base of the neck. However, I can definitely feel a pulse in this area. [more inside]
posted by starpoint at 1:42 PM PST - 19 comments

Finding a wedding photographer on short notice in Northern Virginia

Help me find a photographer for a small wedding near Front Royal, VA - in less than two weeks. [more inside]
posted by parudox at 1:33 PM PST - 7 comments

Saving ourselves from ourselves

What comes after balance and practicality? Does it ever get not-boring? How can I resist backing away from success? Please talk some sense into me. [more inside]
posted by ramenopres at 1:23 PM PST - 7 comments

Puns about books? I'm drawing a blank! (page)

I need 144 (or maybe 36) different bad puns, "witty" sayings, and short jokes (plus accompanying pictures) about reading and books. Can you help me? [more inside]
posted by Mizu at 1:20 PM PST - 30 comments

Tracing a Geneology?

My mom is trying to trace our family's geneology as far back as she can. She knows where people came from (Canada, France, Ireland) but we have no records further back than her grandparents, who came down from Canada. [more inside]
posted by unlucky.lisp at 1:17 PM PST - 5 comments

Where to find data about online weather usage?

Asking for Mr. C: Where would you look for research done on how people interact with weather data online? [more inside]
posted by crunchtopmuffin at 12:53 PM PST - 3 comments

Looking for a Bloglines replacement with specific requirements...

Looking for a replacement for the soon-to-be-gone RSS reader Bloglines. Specific requirements inside... [more inside]
posted by bodega at 12:39 PM PST - 8 comments

Does anyone have any experience writing for Examiner.com?

Does anyone have any experience writing for Examiner.com? [more inside]
posted by AngryLlama at 12:38 PM PST - 7 comments

One man film?

What sort of films can I make with just me and my camera? [more inside]
posted by reductiondesign at 12:35 PM PST - 10 comments

What sensual touch pleasures do you engage in as a single person? (Please keep it PG) Special snowflake single girl details...

What sensual touch pleasures do you engage in as a single person? (Please keep it PG) Special snowflake single girl details... [more inside]
posted by shortyJBot at 12:34 PM PST - 34 comments

Let's all go to the lobby, and get ourselves a... half price ticket.

Over the past year or so, I've noticed a tremendous number of free or deeply discounted movie ticket deals. As a filmgoer, I love it -- but I don't recall seeing anywhere near this many deals in the past. What are the economics of the firms providing these discounts? [more inside]
posted by eschatfische at 12:33 PM PST - 7 comments

http://ask.metafilter.com/159336/Is-it-possible-to-make-knox-gelatin-stay-a-gel-in-warmer-tempratures

What is a gel-like material that I can use to suspend plant fertilizer so that it will release slowly over time? [more inside]
posted by freecellwizard at 12:28 PM PST - 4 comments

What to do with a toddler in Paris?

I'm in Paris (4e arrondissement) with my husband and our clingy 20-month old baby. No car. We're going to a farmer's market tomorrow, and plan to do a walking-around-looking-at-street-art/graffiti tour but need further ideas. Bonus points for minimal crowds, fun run-around room for baby, but with the possibility of really good coffee for mom and dad.
posted by lizifer at 12:15 PM PST - 4 comments

How deadly is this kefir?

I just drank some kefir that had been unrefrigerated for 4 days. Should I be worried. [more inside]
posted by MaddyRex at 11:49 AM PST - 17 comments

hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work he goes (on a scooter?)

Should I buy my teenage son a scooter to get to work? [more inside]
posted by headnsouth at 11:38 AM PST - 53 comments

Fear of connection, fear of loss

Extreme fear of intimacy... how do you get over it? [more inside]
posted by 3491again at 11:35 AM PST - 10 comments

Sort of like a jade tree, but not

Houseplant ID: can anyone identify the plant on the right in this photo?
posted by ryanshepard at 11:33 AM PST - 14 comments

Work stress flowing into my personal life

I have trouble dealing with when work becomes stressful. Help! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:33 AM PST - 8 comments

Hard from behind

Having trouble maintaining erections while standing, kneeling. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:33 AM PST - 7 comments

Get me some Fahrvegnugen!

Car-purchase filter, and Cincinatti-area filter: I plan to parachute into Cinci this weekend and help my sister buy her first car. Help me do this right. [more inside]
posted by swngnmonk at 11:13 AM PST - 8 comments

How much distance is too much distance?

Is it a bad sign that I don't miss my LDR boyfriend? snowflaky details ensue. [more inside]
posted by custard heart at 11:06 AM PST - 17 comments

Concertgoing Strategy

Bay Area concertgoers: How early should I get to the Greek Theatre on Sunday for the Arcade Fire show? [more inside]
posted by eugenen at 10:59 AM PST - 7 comments

Cool things to do with an HDTV?

I'm acquiring a plasma HDTV, and I'm looking for cool things to do with it when I'm not watching movies or playing games on it. [more inside]
posted by pombe at 10:54 AM PST - 10 comments

He Shoots, He Scores!

Should my wife and I hike the Inca trail when she is around 7 weeks pregnant? [more inside]
posted by pencroft at 10:52 AM PST - 34 comments

Help me find a short story about aliens meeting humanity

I'm looking for helping finding a short SF story I once read, possibly on Infinity Plus. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by knapah at 10:21 AM PST - 0 comments

Cat 101

(Cat training) What are some useful or interesting things to teach cats while they are kittens? [more inside]
posted by coffeefilter at 10:21 AM PST - 20 comments

Nobody's perfect, right?

How do people get over feeling discouraged after a setback? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:59 AM PST - 18 comments

Do honors societies matter to grownups?

Are honors societies helpful for adult students who already have years of job experience? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:58 AM PST - 5 comments

Just email them already. Jeez.

Looking for a PDF printer (or similar file printer) that can be used to print from remote locations. [more inside]
posted by dozo at 9:56 AM PST - 7 comments

Narrated animation

How difficult is it to create something like this? [more inside]
posted by AceRock at 9:55 AM PST - 6 comments

Or do I just need to knead my knee?

I just got into road cycling this year. I bought a bike in February, and have been ramping up in miles and pace since then. I just did a metric century (actually ~67 miles) a few weeks ago, my longest ride yet, and it killed my left knee. With this in mind, how do I keep up my progress in the off-season and return harder better faster stronger? What else can I do to move up a division for next year? (Also-- your thoughts on trainer versus stationary exercise bike: give me them.) [more inside]
posted by supercres at 9:50 AM PST - 17 comments

Which car should we replace?

Which car should we replace? My husband’s grandmother is going into a nursing home and has decided to give us her car. My husband and I both have a car and both need a car for work. So, which one do we get rid of? Her car – 2003 Honda Accord, 25K, blue book value (per edmunds) $9000 My car – 1998 Jeep Cherokee, 215K, bbv $1700 My husband’s truck – 2003 Nissan Frontier, 75K, bbv $5000. [more inside]
posted by NancyR at 9:40 AM PST - 16 comments

What does "out of the fold" mean?

What does "out of the fold" mean? [more inside]
posted by LudgerLassen at 9:19 AM PST - 14 comments

Upgrading to Damned Lies

Please point me to quality books, articles, etc which argue both for and against the use of quantitative research techniques in the social sciences, particularly in political science and public policy. [more inside]
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 9:11 AM PST - 14 comments

Help us travel to Mexico?

My friends and I would like to go on a vacation to Mexico this winter. I have done some research but all the options are pretty overwhelming, so I'm turning to AskMe for your advice. Details about what we are looking for are inside. [more inside]
posted by jouir at 9:07 AM PST - 10 comments

Is there a way to make a person's eyes glow?

Is there any way to make my eyes glow? [more inside]
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 8:57 AM PST - 14 comments

What's the best way to find a good therapist (or doctor)?

What's the best way to find a good therapist (or doctor)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:52 AM PST - 9 comments

A Sticky Situation

My boyfriend is part of a competitive league for X sport. He has a sticky situation involving a physically disabled person that he would appreciate your advice on. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:52 AM PST - 28 comments

Why do the rollovers on the website I have made do what I want them to in Chrome but not in Firefox or Internet Explorer?

I have just finished building this website... http://www.frankxcarter.com ...for a friend of mine. In Google Chrome the front page displays with no lines across the photograph and the link images {Journal, Photos, etc.) appear when you roll the mouse over the photograph. However, in Firefox there are thick horizontal white lines across the image and in Internet Explorer the rollovers don't display properly at all! Any advice as to how I can rectify will be greatly appreciated. Thanks, Theo
posted by FuckingAwesome at 8:31 AM PST - 14 comments

Where to watch the NFL in Oxford

Where can I watch American football (NFL) in Oxford, England (or London, for that matter)? [more inside]
posted by j1950 at 8:24 AM PST - 11 comments

Precautions for a visit with a hepatitis A patient

I have a friend who has been diagnosed with Hepatitis A. She's had the virus for about a week. Is it safe for me to visit her? What precautions should I take. [more inside]
posted by Omon Ra at 8:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me deal with my ghastly combination skin.

Help me deal with my ghastly combination skin. [more inside]
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 8:01 AM PST - 23 comments

Help me introduce my peanuts to peanuts.

My kids are now 2 yrs and 7 months and we're going to be introducing them to peanut butter for the first time. Their pediatrician says it's safe. If you have direct experience with this can you please tell me at what age you introduced your kids to nuts and how it went? I'm specifically trying to figure out what possible allergic reaction warning signs we should be looking out for and how we should react to them. [more inside]
posted by zarq at 7:56 AM PST - 36 comments

What kind of gadget can a newbie build using the vast inventory of Akihabara?

I need an easy, yet cool-looking electronics project. In around one month, I'll be visiting Tokyo, including a day-long trip to Akihabara. Inspired by this post I think it would be really, really cool if I spent part of that day buying parts in order to create something electronic. Difficulty: I have close to zero experience with electronics. [more inside]
posted by Deathalicious at 7:50 AM PST - 7 comments

Let's just skip the 2+2=5 and faux "Bistro Menu" options.

The doors to my kitchen cabinets are now chalkboards. There six of them. Now what?
posted by sourwookie at 7:34 AM PST - 29 comments

Small business filter: Help us solve a short print run dilemma!

We'll be moving into a rental office on a short-term (14-24 month) basis and we need to print new stationery. We only use about 125 envelopes a year (in two sizes: letter and card) and the minimum order quantity from local printers is 500 pieces. We've thought of printing envelopes with a logo and no return address and using a stamp or stickers to apply a return address, but the results have been tacky. With the move, we've ended up with hundreds of excess envelopes from previous addresses. Is there a way we can solve this with something that looks good and doesn't cost a fortune? All suggestions appreciated!
posted by quidividi at 7:27 AM PST - 7 comments

Can this computer be sufficiently upgraded to take over the world?

I have this computer. Will I ever be able to play Civilization V on it? [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 7:12 AM PST - 23 comments

Halloween wedding pumpkin ideas?

Pumpkin ideas for a Halloween wedding reception. [more inside]
posted by travis08 at 7:05 AM PST - 14 comments

JSP/servlets whoas and woes

JavaFilter: I've pored over dozens of tutorials and read Head First Servlets and JSP. I thought I understood how to utilize servlets in order to generate dynamic content. I can get a simple form/one page site going but am at a complete loss when trying to come up with a design for a full web application. My boss wants a demo by the end of the week (he has seen the single pages, now wants them to work together). My anxiety levels are skyrocketing as it has become clear I don't know what I'm doing. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by vilandra at 6:55 AM PST - 7 comments

There must be something better than Videora iPod Converter!

I use Videora to convert my videos (in DivX/XviD format) to something I can play on my iPod Classic. Whilst it does mainly what I want, it also sucks. Please help me find a replacement that does more and sucks less. [more inside]
posted by mr_silver at 6:33 AM PST - 9 comments

Where is the Church Of The Sun giftshop?

I'm in NYC. I need an Anti-Vampire T-Shirt by Saturday Morning. How can I do this?
posted by The Whelk at 6:16 AM PST - 19 comments

Productive things to do for 3-6 months of surgery recovery?

What to do for three months, at home, recovering from surgery? [more inside]
posted by czytm at 6:12 AM PST - 21 comments

Innovative culture? check... Now what?

Are there documented, effective methods for stimulating and managing an innovation (idea) pipeline? [more inside]
posted by TheOtherSide at 6:10 AM PST - 1 comment

Explain this Mad Men plot point to me?

Love Mad Men, but something's been bugging me since the first season. Help? Mild spoilers within, if you haven't seen it. [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 6:05 AM PST - 48 comments

Why have these cats started fighting?

Why are these lovely and docile cats suddenly so hostile and agressive? [more inside]
posted by bingoes at 5:44 AM PST - 16 comments

Web-based employee portal

Looking for a simple, web-based employee portal for schedules, messages, photo uploads, etc. [more inside]
posted by VuMastr at 5:14 AM PST - 3 comments

Have the job search methods laid out in What Color Is Your Parachute worked for you?

Have the job search methods laid out in What Color Is Your Parachute worked for you? [more inside]
posted by ursus_comiter at 4:55 AM PST - 10 comments

Virtual Hosts problems

Virtual Hosts are driving me insane. What am I doing wrong...? [more inside]
posted by twine42 at 4:32 AM PST - 3 comments

My home will thank you for your podcast suggestions!

Podcasts to keep me motivated while I do housework? [more inside]
posted by bardophile at 4:28 AM PST - 13 comments

Recommendations on books/websites about website databases?

Researching issues surrounding websites with a database backend. Would really appreciate some pointers to get started - any recommendations on books/websites about website databases? [more inside]
posted by dragontail at 4:25 AM PST - 4 comments

I don't know who my brother is anymore!

Bands with the same name. Since you can't usually have a fist fight over it, how do you decide who wins? [more inside]
posted by theichibun at 4:20 AM PST - 21 comments

Can some suggest me some African drums music please.

Can some suggest me some African drums music please. [more inside]
posted by sockpim at 2:31 AM PST - 17 comments

Help me hone my Vietnam/Cambodia vacation.

Excited for Hanoi and HCMC, but what should I visit between those two lovely cities in Vietnam? [more inside]
posted by bardic at 12:30 AM PST - 14 comments

Can I forbid a browser/email interface from putting in those stupid auto-links?

I am planning on sending out a simple email newsletter for a museum composed in Outlook with tables. When I send this to my Yahoo account as a test, it's creating those damn links to pieces of the text that I didn't authorize. Do I have any control over not allowing these? [more inside]
posted by Foam Pants at 12:19 AM PST - 8 comments

September 27

Grisly Ping-pong Death

Do you remember a recent-ish art-video where a woman is playing table tennis, in slow motion, and ends up dying horribly and her corpse being dragged away? [more inside]
posted by unmake at 11:58 PM PST - 3 comments

Hearing aid storage options?

So, how do you store your hearing aids? Can I just toss them in a Pelican case with a Dri-Brik and have done with it? [more inside]
posted by fairytale of los angeles at 11:51 PM PST - 6 comments

DESPERATELY want to go back to bed

Short-term insomnia not responding to melatonin. HELP. [more inside]
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 10:13 PM PST - 55 comments

"Because I care..."

Help me get a care package of "Only in America" type stuff for some friends in Scotland. [more inside]
posted by arishaun at 10:07 PM PST - 32 comments

Please point me to some interesting links or books about Taoism

Please point me to some interesting links or books about Taoism (other than primary sources)
posted by MetaMonkey at 9:48 PM PST - 8 comments

ERB testing in NYC private schools

Has anyone every had a New York City private school recommend a child take or retake the E.R.B.s with a specific proctor? [more inside]
posted by SarahWriter at 9:35 PM PST - 2 comments

what should I ask a mechanic to look for before buying an uncoverted diesel car that was powered with waste oil?

I'm considering purchasing a 2009 VW Jetta TDI with 12k miles. During summer months, the owner used waste oil for fuel. (no separate tank or conversion kit). But we're in the mountains, and it gets brisk even in the summer. Should I walk away altogether? Can I ask a mechanic to specifically check out the fuel injection system? What else should I ask of the mechanic? Thanks.
posted by comah at 9:15 PM PST - 8 comments

Mystery plant filter

Over the last few months I've visited a few botanic gardens and found several interesting plants that I haven't been able to identify. Plant 1, the picture was taken yesterday at Denver Botanic Gardens. The bush/tree was about 5-6 feet tall and the pods were about 4 inches long. I don't think the trunk visible in the background was part of the plant. It might be related to Abrus Precatorius. [more inside]
posted by Confess, Fletch at 9:06 PM PST - 9 comments

Is there an easy way to find the lowest sales tax among nearby stores?

Is there any easy way to find out the tax rate for different stores? For example, there are probably a dozen branches of some "big box" store within a 20 mile radius of where I live, but all are in different tax jurisdictions. For a big ticket item, finding the one where the tax rate is lowest could easily justify the trip. But how do you find it? [more inside]
posted by tomwheeler at 8:50 PM PST - 14 comments

Getting representation as a screenwriter/director: How to do it?

Getting representation as a screenwriter/director: How to do it? [more inside]
posted by drjimmy11 at 8:50 PM PST - 9 comments

Just a song in the dark...

Can anyone help me identify this song, given a description of the first 45ish seconds (no lyrics)? [more inside]
posted by mekily at 8:39 PM PST - 4 comments

More efficient copy and pasting into web forms?

Looking for a program or plugin that will let me select a bunch of data, copy it, and automatically paste it into a web form and automatically fill out all of the fields. [more inside]
posted by banished at 8:08 PM PST - 6 comments

Don't Make Me Turn This Meteor Around!

So, what object did I fail to identify? [more inside]
posted by Phyltre at 7:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Just ordered a Canon T2i DSLR. What else should I get?

Just ordered a Canon T2i DSLR with 430EX II flash. What other lenses and accessories should I get? What photo blogs / howto sites should I be reading? [more inside]
posted by buckaroo_benzai at 7:07 PM PST - 19 comments

How to turn off VPN?

How do I get a VPN (hotspotshield) to "turn off" so I can use the internet normally? Is it possible? [more inside]
posted by bearette at 7:01 PM PST - 5 comments

'Cause waking up is hard to do

How do I become more of a morning person? I'm sick of spending the first 1-2 hours of my day feeling miserable! [more inside]
posted by mlle valentine at 6:48 PM PST - 39 comments

Oh how we've changed

How to present 12 of the same photos taken over 12 years? [more inside]
posted by gillianr at 6:42 PM PST - 10 comments

No crazy families on our honeymoon please.

Necessary honeymoon during school breaks. [more inside]
posted by mittenbex at 6:37 PM PST - 9 comments

Help my wooden ring fit better

What can I do about a wooden ring that's too big? [more inside]
posted by egg86 at 6:35 PM PST - 10 comments

New new career. Considering nursing program. Appreciate ideas, advice, reality checks.

I'm bored and need a new, challenging career. I think I want to become a nurse practitioner. But, I can't start a program for 1.5 yrs. I REALLY can't do what I'm doing now for the next year and a half. I would appreciate some ideas/inspiration/reality checks, whatever you have to offer. [more inside]
posted by stewieandthedude at 6:32 PM PST - 8 comments

Does re-ripping a lossy track the same way lower the quality?

I have a number of DRM-ed iTunes songs that are not available to upgrade to iTunes Plus. If I burn the songs to CDs and re-rip them in AAC format (i.e., the original codec) at the same bitrate as the originals, will I lose sound quality? If so, is there a better way to strip off the DRM? [more inside]
posted by philosophygeek at 5:49 PM PST - 13 comments

Breaking up

Breakup snowflake filter: Help me understand how best to do this... [more inside]
posted by alternateuniverse at 5:31 PM PST - 51 comments

"Quantum nescimus" translation?

What is the English translation of the Latin phrase, "Quantum nescimus"? [more inside]
posted by daisyk at 5:05 PM PST - 6 comments

Much self-control needed to avoid scratching!

I scraped my wrist eight days ago. The gash itself is healing up alright, albeit a bit slower than I'd like, and it looks like it might scar a little. But the surrounding area is red, blotchy, and bumpy like a rash, and it itches terribly. Should I be concerned? [more inside]
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 4:57 PM PST - 24 comments

What technology solution can I use to communicate from room to room?

What technology solution can I use to communicate from room to room? [more inside]
posted by micawber at 4:28 PM PST - 17 comments

Death sticks worth the death.

What brand of cigarettes should I smoke? [more inside]
posted by The Devil Tesla at 4:24 PM PST - 88 comments

Help me hide my posts on Tumblr

Tumblr question: How can I set my tumblr page up so that people can only get to a post if they have the specific link for that post? [more inside]
posted by reenum at 3:13 PM PST - 1 comment

Did I imagine this hostage situation?

Was there a hostage situation involving executives or heirs of Dow Chemical in the late 80's or early 90's? [more inside]
posted by heatvision at 2:54 PM PST - 4 comments

Verizon+VerizonFamily->AT&TFamily

Walk me through this complicated transfer of two separate Verizon phone numbers onto an AT&T family plan. [more inside]
posted by billtron at 2:41 PM PST - 8 comments

Please help me make/find fake leeches

I need your help in obtaining (or making) some fake leeches. [more inside]
posted by dogmom at 2:40 PM PST - 10 comments

Write a novel in a month? How??

I have a story in my head, and since we're relatively close to November, I figured I'd give NaNoWriMo a try this year to get it written. What are your experiences with NaNoWriMo, and how can I overcome my obsessive self-editing and various sources of distraction to be successful? [more inside]
posted by litnerd at 2:40 PM PST - 25 comments

Why orange?

"My orange box-cutter make the world go round;" This is a lyric from the Notorious B.I.G.'s song, "Sky's the Limit". Here's the wikipedia page about the song. What in the world does it mean? [more inside]
posted by 2bucksplus at 2:35 PM PST - 16 comments

Pimp my pumpkin seeds!

Well, guys, it's hard squash season again (finally!) and I intend to roast and nom every seed I can get my hands on. What are your best pumpkin seed recipes and tips? [more inside]
posted by phunniemee at 2:22 PM PST - 13 comments

Travelling for Social Disentanglement, the sequel.

It's that time again. Can you help me escape to somewhere quiet, remote, and definitely not of this continent (specifically, North America)? [more inside]
posted by xorowo at 2:16 PM PST - 16 comments

Movies with a "perception" plot twist

What are some movies that feature a plot twist wherein something is revealed about the main character's perception that changes the whole story...ie. he was dreaming, she is actually crazy, it was all in their heads, etc.? [more inside]
posted by dahliachewswell at 2:13 PM PST - 69 comments

MS Word changed " to «, how do I reset?

Just opened word and discovered that instead of open and closed quotes, using shift+" actually creates « and », respectively. This is obviously annoying and I can't figure out how to change it back. Any help would be great! Thanks!
posted by WhaleRider at 2:09 PM PST - 7 comments

Chicks' rock

What's your favorite current female-fronted rock? [more inside]
posted by signal at 2:08 PM PST - 84 comments

MNF in San Fran

Where to watch Monday Night Football in San Francisco? [more inside]
posted by gocubbies at 1:52 PM PST - 4 comments

Because Auntie Mame's got nothin' on me

Need suggestions for keeping a close relationship with my distant nephew. He's almost eleven, and his parents have just let him join Facebook. [more inside]
posted by cyndigo at 1:51 PM PST - 12 comments

GraphPad Prism 5 Layout Question

I am new to GraphPad Prism and love it, but am having trouble tweaking one of my layouts. In the layout, I have 4 graphs arranged vertically. When I select one of the graph objects, it appears to have extra white space above the graph part at the top of the object. I need to remove this space so I can size the graph evenly with the other graphs on the page (this graph must go at the top of the page and if I resize the object so that the graph part is the correct size, the object does not fit at the top of the page). How do I get rid of this white space? I couldn't find a crop tool in the program, program help files and the google failed me. I'm working with the 5.0 version, if that's important.
posted by shortskirtlongjacket at 1:41 PM PST - 2 comments

How Cruella can I be?

How do I spiff up my Halloween costume? [more inside]
posted by Smalltown Girl at 1:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Want to move. Where should I go?

Looking to move, but not quite sure where I should be looking [more inside]
posted by animerion at 1:22 PM PST - 14 comments

I bet you can't eat just one.

A few days ago, my husband brought home a bag of Archer Farms (Target brand) kettle-chips. The back of the bag said that they were prepared in "small batches." What is a small batch? [more inside]
posted by LyndsayMW at 1:04 PM PST - 10 comments

Why does my e-mail not go through?

Just failed trying to send an e-mail to France. Why did it fail? [more inside]
posted by leafwoman at 1:03 PM PST - 7 comments

Non-costumey costume

What's a good costume for a little boy who hates wearing costumes? [more inside]
posted by shornco at 12:55 PM PST - 36 comments

Which MBA program is better, Liberty or Walden?

I am contemplating whether or not to enroll in an online MBA program. I am on the last term of my undergraduate degree and will be done on October 15th:) I am doing Liberty University's online program and will have a BS of Multi-Disciplinary Studies with cognates in Business and Psychology. I am weighing out whether to stick with Liberty and pursue their MBA program or to enroll in Walden for theirs. It seems impossible to find unbiased ratings online to adequately compare the two. Is there a significant prestige difference between them? Would earnings potential be higher at one over the other? Am I making a mistake all together in going for it online? I have a full-time job and soon to be two children that take up a lot of my time, so the online format is very helpful for my lifestyle. Thank you very much for taking the time to read my post. I appreciate any relevant insights or experiences that you could share. Have a great day!
posted by gibbsjd77 at 12:41 PM PST - 26 comments

Husband wants to take nude pics

My husband loves erotic photography and wants to start doing it. I'm not as thrilled, but I want him to have a hobby. [more inside]
posted by frosty_hut at 12:41 PM PST - 77 comments

Help with Halloween cocktails!

Help me expand a small menu of Halloween themed cocktails, with a bent toward the classics. [more inside]
posted by kaseijin at 12:40 PM PST - 24 comments

What music should we play in our retail store?

I need to put together playlists for a new retail store Mrs. Webhund and I are opening soon. We're both totally NOT the musical types, but don't want to go the commercial "muzak" route. [more inside]
posted by webhund at 12:33 PM PST - 10 comments

Please help me fix Word 2007 styles issue before Wednesday deadline...

125 page document due in in two days - has been behaving fine up to now, but all of a sudden it is messing about with my header styles so when I generate the table of contents I have random sentences from elsewhere in the document. I have been through the text twice now - first time to change all the sentences that had changed style back to the normal style - but when I reopened document it just reverted back to how it was before. Second time, I used the remove formatting function and reapplied the right style, but it has just reverted back again. What am I doing wrong and how do I fix it?
posted by janecr at 12:29 PM PST - 11 comments

What is that scent

Over last couple of years I have noticed an increasing number of people (male & female) wearing a particular scent. It doesn't smell like standard perfume or aftershave. It has a kind of herby / healthy scent maybe even a touch medicinal. [more inside]
posted by mairuzu at 12:19 PM PST - 34 comments

Seeking advice on switching from an employee to a contractor.

I would like to discuss with my boss the possibility of moving from full-time employee status to contractor. My primary question is about health insurance, though I have some more general questions as well. [more inside]
posted by Lutoslawski at 12:07 PM PST - 18 comments

Should I try to learn two languages at once?

Does it make sense to learn two languages at once? [more inside]
posted by tomtheblackbear at 11:50 AM PST - 14 comments

Adobe Photoshop Elements 8 for Macintosh Text question

How do I get Adobe Photoshop Elements 8 for Macintosh to enter text on my pictures? [more inside]
posted by hdh at 11:43 AM PST - 6 comments

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Looking for books/essays/authorities on the history of hacking and hacker culture. [more inside]
posted by orville sash at 11:41 AM PST - 17 comments

Beijin

I'm going to Beijing! What should i see and do? [more inside]
posted by octomato at 11:37 AM PST - 7 comments

Out damned spot (of redness, all over my face)

Does an anti fungal diet work in treating seborrheic dermatitis? [more inside]
posted by tumples at 11:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Too fat to f@#&?

Is it my weight, or my being self conscious about my weight, that is making me unsuccessful picking up women? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:14 AM PST - 44 comments

USB 2.0 for audio. Does it matter?

Trying to buy a mixer with a usb interface. Is 2.0 that much better than 1.0? [more inside]
posted by lumpenprole at 11:07 AM PST - 19 comments

Get me my bike back

How can I recover / get reimbursed for my stolen bicycle? [more inside]
posted by KB.Boston_implant.By way of NY at 10:50 AM PST - 9 comments

Anybody who flies south in a "V" formation, I need your help.

Calling all snowbirds! I need your strategies for keeping snowbirding affordable and convenient. Tips, tricks, hook-ups, etc. [more inside]
posted by thorny at 10:49 AM PST - 3 comments

Should I give up the easement through my neighbors yard?

YANML: I have an easement through my neighbor’s property. I use it regularly and the neighbor and I get along just fine. The other day the neighbor approached me about extinguishing the easement. While he didn’t offer me any money or anything, he was clearly lobbing the ball to me to come up with what I would want to release the easement to him. I’m located in Alameda County, California. More than you need to know after the break. [more inside]
posted by phelixshu at 10:43 AM PST - 12 comments

Ooops, it's apricot brandy, not schnapps

I accidentally purchased a bottle of apricot brandy. It's not very good. In fact, it tastes pretty awful, even in cocktails. Any ideas on what else I can do with it?
posted by leedly at 10:43 AM PST - 23 comments

DaveMathewsFilter - The process of Dave please.

DaveMathewsFilter. Help me find everything that's ever been written, videotaped or recorded about Dave's songwriting process - everything from inspiration, where he writes, how he writes, with whom, what chords he defaults to when writing, etc.
posted by watercarrier at 10:41 AM PST - 9 comments

Baltimore ADHD Diagnosis

Does anyone have a recommendations for psychiatrists who can diagnose adult ADHD in Baltimore City? Calling JHU and UMBC medical center wasn't much help.
posted by josher71 at 10:28 AM PST - 2 comments

Techno-Rock?

What is it called when a techno/similar artist mixes a song with chunks or samples of rock songs? What are some artists or songs that do this? [more inside]
posted by Diplodocus at 10:18 AM PST - 20 comments

Help walk us through signing a commercial lease.

What are some important things you should know before signing a lease on a commercial space? New building, storefront, Brooklyn. Help us get as not-screwed as possible. [more inside]
posted by soma lkzx at 10:10 AM PST - 8 comments

Middle-aged dude getting hot flashes. WTF?

I'm a dude getting hot flashes. What is this? MANopause? [more inside]
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 10:09 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me compress photos!

OK, here's a dumb one. Twitter keeps saying my photo is too big. Can't seem to compress my photos with either iPhoto or Automator. Help. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 10:07 AM PST - 5 comments

Fixing key-lock on TV without a remote

I cannot change my Westinghouse LCD TV's channel, and it's driving me bonkers. [more inside]
posted by rachaelfaith at 9:53 AM PST - 9 comments

"Boogie with Stu" ... and who else?

music filter: "Boogie with Stu" ... and who else? [more inside]
posted by 5Q7 at 9:34 AM PST - 6 comments

Searching for the artist's name

Does anyone know the name of the sculptor who created this piece (sorry, only have that one cross-processed photo), or have an idea how I could quickly find out? It's at the MFA Boston (I think on the second floor). I've already clicked through their collection online and can't find it. Thanks!
posted by rottytooth at 9:33 AM PST - 2 comments

Please help me with map overlays

Can anyone help me with data from a Google Map? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 8:50 AM PST - 3 comments

Yes, it WAS a Tallest Man on Earth show.

As a very tall person, do I have a responsibility to not stand in front at concerts? [more inside]
posted by papayaninja at 8:47 AM PST - 62 comments

Little stone, we will find you a perfect home

Asking for my bff: She and her boy are about to get engaged. Her mother has offered her a diamond that belonged to her grandmother. She really wants to use it, but it is a 1/4 carat round stone and she is having a lot of difficulty finding settings that will work with it. She knows it is a petite stone, and wants to find the best setting to show it off. She hates the plain four prong solitaire look. [more inside]
posted by MayNicholas at 8:45 AM PST - 19 comments

Should I pay to replace a rude guest's shawl?

Does etiquette require me to replace the shawl of a dinner party guest that she ruined while out walking our property? [more inside]
posted by Nickel Pickle at 8:40 AM PST - 189 comments

What makes Visio better than Excel?

What is the advantage of making a flow chart in Visio instead of Excel? I haven't played with Visio much yet, but I'm not seeing anything that's significantly better or easier.
posted by Caravantea at 8:37 AM PST - 13 comments

Which is a better way to stay hydrated while hiking outdoors: large quantities at infrequent intervals or smaller amounts frequently?

Which is a better way to stay hydrated while hiking outdoors: large quantities at infrequent intervals or smaller amounts frequently? [more inside]
posted by ErWenn at 8:34 AM PST - 11 comments

improvising 101

I've finally managed to attend a jazz class. Our first homework is to search for the available melodic options over the chord changes of an F blues (ie over each chord). Could you provide me with an annotated roadmap ?
posted by nicolin at 8:34 AM PST - 7 comments

will my ps2 usb rock band guitar and drums work on 360 rock band?

will my ps2 usb rock band guitar and drums work on 360 rock band?
posted by lrodman at 8:29 AM PST - 5 comments

How can i bridge the gaps in my relationship & not be so jerky?

How can i bridge the gaps in my relationship & not be so jerky? [more inside]
posted by PeaPod at 8:24 AM PST - 29 comments

Activties for new single mom and daughter?

What activities can I do with a 4 year old to help her adjust to her new, single-parent home? [more inside]
posted by staggering termagant at 8:22 AM PST - 16 comments

How to become a Visual Merchandiser

I have been thinking about pursuing a career in visual merchandising. The challenge: over 30 with no practical experience. Help me enable this dream! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:10 AM PST - 3 comments

Where are my cheap diamonds?

Every few years I read a story about someone who can make artificial diamonds absurdly cheaply. Then I don't hear anything more, and I eventually notice that diamonds are not in fact absurdly cheap. What's going on? Are these stories just hype, or do the manufacturers just reach an eventual accommodation with De Beers?
posted by Joe in Australia at 8:05 AM PST - 30 comments

"Love is a Beautiful Thing"

Looking for songs that have a hook similar to La Grange and Fried Hockey Boogie?
posted by Xurando at 7:54 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me create CDs with harmonica riffs in a single key!

Help me create CDs with harmonica riffs in a single key! [more inside]
posted by jander03 at 7:51 AM PST - 4 comments

Barcelona to Granada - train or plane?

Seeking feedback on travel between Barcelona and Granada - short plane v. long train trip... [more inside]
posted by docpops at 7:46 AM PST - 14 comments

iPhone jailbreak/unlock from 3.1.2 to 4.x

What is the best way to upgrade a jailbroken+unlocked iPhone 3GS from 3.1.2 to 4.x? (details inside) [more inside]
posted by lord_yo at 7:44 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me find my attraction! Please!

About a week ago, I was lying down on my bed not feeling well emotionally - I had been very low feeling and had lots of anxieties and stressful feeling for months. [more inside]
posted by antgly at 7:17 AM PST - 11 comments

Help with lyrics

Looking for song lyrics that include the name "Jennifer" or "Jenny" for a playlist. Any suggestions? Many thanks in advance.
posted by cyrreb at 7:14 AM PST - 72 comments

Fighting back.

I'm a newbie on all matters relating to air conditioning. Please help me buy and install a split air conditioner for my bedroom. [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 7:11 AM PST - 2 comments

What record player should I get my husband for his birthday? (London)

Is it possible to get a good-quality, long-term record player in London (or shipped to London) for about £70 or less? [more inside]
posted by Roz McClure at 7:06 AM PST - 8 comments

I need a large, clean image of the Rozerem print ad with Abraham Lincoln, a beaver and a jump rope.

I need a large, clean image of the Rozerem print ad with Abraham Lincoln, a beaver and a jump rope. Google has found me some small versions, but they're not good enough. Can you help?
posted by Faint of Butt at 7:05 AM PST - 2 comments

First car accident, please help!

First car accident ever, also first in the USA. Can you explain to me what I should do? [more inside]
posted by Tarumba at 7:03 AM PST - 23 comments

Little car needs a new pair of shoes...

I'm looking to change my car tyre size, and I've got some questions (more maths related than automotive related, I'd guess). [more inside]
posted by sodium lights the horizon at 6:21 AM PST - 16 comments

I want to chant "Let's Go Flyers!" at my laptop

The new NHL season is fast approaching (yay hockey!) I'm living abroad for the year. How can I best watch full Flyers games online from outside North America? [more inside]
posted by Shesthefastest at 6:10 AM PST - 6 comments

A Furrier Option?

How can I get skillful with roadkill? [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 5:32 AM PST - 13 comments

speedless in seattle

Need some info to avoid driving faux pas in Seattle, Washington [more inside]
posted by sammich at 3:03 AM PST - 35 comments

Skull Costume

Halloween-filter: Am I too ambitious to go as a damien hirst skull? Leaving aside hirst-hate of course, I'm thinking of tying my hair back and sticking rhinestones all over my face. How can I pull this off? Esp around eyes and teeth...
posted by nvly at 2:10 AM PST - 14 comments

Please help me find out what happened.

I need to find out how my father died. It's not possible for me to contact relatives to get this information. Please help. [more inside]
posted by MiaWallace at 12:58 AM PST - 16 comments

September 26

Get me out of here

Moving woes, including, but not limited to, a place I don't want to live, a strong-armed arrangement, and money I don't have. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:16 PM PST - 81 comments

All I can eat?

If I practice good dental hygiene, can I eat as much candy as I want? [more inside]
posted by Geppp at 8:16 PM PST - 25 comments

Excel 2007 is automatically inserting decimals into my numbers. Help!

When I enter numbers in an Excel 2007 spreadsheet, it automatically inserts a decimal before the final digit. How can I STOP it from doing this? [more inside]
posted by hurdy gurdy girl at 8:12 PM PST - 7 comments

Melted plastic stain removal

How to remove melted plastic from a dress? [more inside]
posted by pearl228 at 8:08 PM PST - 8 comments

Looking for a slide and negative scanner.

I'm looking for a film and slide scanner and wonder what people suggest. Am I better off getting a dedicated slide/film scanner or do some of the higher end flatbeds work just as well (or better)? [more inside]
posted by Joseppi at 8:02 PM PST - 10 comments

Best Dictionary for a Fifth Grader?

What is the best dictionary for a 5th grader? [more inside]
posted by LarryC at 7:41 PM PST - 11 comments

Don't make me refinish these floors...

What kind of doormat can I use to protect my wood floors? [more inside]
posted by fshgrl at 7:38 PM PST - 5 comments

Need alternative MS office 2010 download link

Purchased MS Office 2010 Academic version yesterday. Exceeded 25 download attempts somehow. Is there another place I can download from? [more inside]
posted by fallsauce at 7:32 PM PST - 2 comments

I can see you but I can't play you!

I've just successfully installed Win7 onto an older but servicable PC in order to use it as a streaming media player in another room. Problem is that although it can see all of the shared files, folders and drives on my main machine it keeps telling me I don't have the correct permissions whenever I click on them - but permissions are set to 'Everyone' and another machine (a netbook) I do the same thing with can see and play everything perfectly... can anyone offer any help or suggestions please, I'm at my wit's end! Thanks in advance!
posted by timpollard at 7:28 PM PST - 3 comments

User Aer-orr: Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail?

Something went pop and nothing is the same on my Aeron chair. [more inside]
posted by tilde at 7:18 PM PST - 5 comments

How do we watch some rugby in NYC?

Where can my wife and I go to watch live union rugby games in Brooklyn or Manhattan? [more inside]
posted by Xoder at 6:59 PM PST - 9 comments

Trick or treating in Montreal

Where are the best places to go trick or treating in Montreal? [more inside]
posted by Premeditated Symmetry Breaking at 6:54 PM PST - 7 comments

Pitch to agency decks?

I am an online publisher (have my own site) and want advertisers to advertise. I am pitching to an ad agency who has these accounts. I want to look at a few pitch presentation decks. Any place online where there might be sales presentation to agency powerpoint decks?
posted by bostonman at 6:51 PM PST - 2 comments

Research for an alternate universe novel?

Novel-Writing filter: How do I go about doing research for alternate universe novel? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:55 PM PST - 13 comments

I'm looking for old maps. No, older than that.

Does anyone know of an online resource for looking at the configuration of the continents over the eons? [more inside]
posted by ricochet biscuit at 5:20 PM PST - 5 comments

My printer will only print infinite blank pages

I have a 4 year old Samsung ML-2510 printer that will no longer print. It takes in a sheet of paper about halfway, then stops for ~20 seconds then spits the page out a blank page. It will keep doing this until it runs out of paper. The red error light is slowly flashing. The problem appeared a couple of years ago, but I've always been able to get it to go away before. It worked fine the first time I used it this semester but stopped working the second time I used it. Since then I've only been able to get it to spit out one non-blank page, and that was involved in a paperjam. Does anyone have any ideas on how I can get it working? I've tried Google and the Samsung site, but I get the same 4 questions answered over and over again. [more inside]
posted by Canageek at 5:19 PM PST - 7 comments

How necessary is Android security software?

Is Android security software legitimately useful? [more inside]
posted by tracert at 5:14 PM PST - 7 comments

Fire in the apartment next door

There was a fire in the next door apartment, and as a result many of our things were damaged. What should we be doing? [more inside]
posted by gushn at 5:02 PM PST - 17 comments

I bent it like Beckham, but it was my ankle.

What are some sports like soccer I can play with chronic ankle injuries? [more inside]
posted by proj at 5:02 PM PST - 11 comments

What's worth watching?

I've just canceled HBO in an attempt to save money... leading me to immediately realize that, aside from "Community", I don't watch anything on network TV. What's worth watching -- and which definitive episodes will have me hooked? [more inside]
posted by avidreader at 4:37 PM PST - 56 comments

How early is too early?

Is it too early to renew my lease that expires in December? [more inside]
posted by fireoyster at 4:15 PM PST - 5 comments

Uh oh, lipstick stain...

How do I remove a lipstick stain? [more inside]
posted by Funky Claude at 4:14 PM PST - 9 comments

How to manage chronic nosebleeds while on eaiting list for ENT consult?

Help me find relief from nosebleed problem while on waiting list for specialist appointment. [more inside]
posted by JoannaC at 4:12 PM PST - 11 comments

I needz a mapz of ol' placez.

I'm looking for really beautiful, detailed wall maps of Ireland, The Canadian Maritimes and New England. Nice maps of Europe and US wouldn't hurt either. [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 3:58 PM PST - 10 comments

Games for the geographically- and temporally-dispersed

What games can I play with my geographically- and temporally-dispersed friends? [more inside]
posted by McBearclaw at 3:27 PM PST - 12 comments

Should I switch from Time Warner Cable in NYC/Brooklyn to Clear 4G?

Should I switch from Time Warner Cable in NYC/Brooklyn to Clear 4G? [more inside]
posted by johnnybeggs at 3:09 PM PST - 11 comments

Best beach-vacation destination within 100 miles of St. Pete, FL?

Best beach-vacation destination within 100 miles of St. Petersburg, FL?
posted by markcmyers at 3:00 PM PST - 6 comments

Hole in the Ozone by Janet and Judy

I was able to find "Hole in the Ozone", a song often played on Radio Aahs, by Bill Shontz. But I distinctly remember a Janet and Judy version. Does anyone have any recollection of this?
posted by boobjob at 2:51 PM PST - 0 comments

Looking for an old-fashioned font.

Is there anywhere where you can download a font like the one used in 16th-17th century books/manuscripts? [more inside]
posted by vanitas at 2:39 PM PST - 7 comments

Blindsided by Houdini

How can I better learn to recognize the signs that a guy is losing interest? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:18 PM PST - 28 comments

How can we get 3 pets, 1 with issues, across the country?

How can we get our pets across the country? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:17 PM PST - 14 comments

Sharing photos with multiple people in chat program

I usually use Google Talk, and sometimes I drag my photos into the chat window, which allows the other person to view the photo. However, Gtalk doesn't allow multiple party chat, which is a pain because I sometimes want to show pictures to more than one person at the same time. Which chat programs allow you to drag-and-drop photos into the chat window while speaking with multiple people?
posted by shoyu at 1:36 PM PST - 5 comments

Why do they call you Red?... It must be because I am Irish.

Why do many Americans seem reluctant to define themselves as "American"? [more inside]
posted by Spamfactor at 1:14 PM PST - 135 comments

Help me build/buy a mulitple-monitor supporting computer

I want a desktop computer/video card capable of handling at least 4 monitors, but I'm having trouble figuring out exactly what I need (without spending thousands of dollars). [more inside]
posted by loquax at 12:56 PM PST - 9 comments

What kind of therapy do I need?

I'm looking for a short-term therapy to help me begin to change some very specific behaviors. What flavor is right for me? [more inside]
posted by ljshapiro at 12:56 PM PST - 6 comments

Python programming: what next?

I know basic XHTML and CSS, and I'm almost done with my first Python book. I want to build a database-driven website. What should I learn next? Book/website recommendations and general advice welcome. [more inside]
posted by randomname25 at 12:49 PM PST - 29 comments

Looking for a cheap Austin barber who's good with long curly hair.

I'm looking for an affordable barber/stylist/whatever in Austin who's good with long curly (caucasian) hair. Bonus points for proximity to UT.
posted by nebulawindphone at 12:33 PM PST - 5 comments

Everybody poops…

Should I be concerned at the (in)frequency of my bowel movements? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:25 PM PST - 15 comments

Automatically finding words or phrases in Microsoft Word documents

I want to check various Microsoft Word documents against a list of thousands of words or phrases and highlight/flag each instance of any of those words or phrases in the document. I want a way to do this automatically instead of going down the list and manually Finding each one. Is this possible? Thanks.
posted by Jacqueline at 12:21 PM PST - 3 comments

Electricity, how does it work?

What are the potential risks of leaving things plugged in on one end (to an outlet, to a computer) and free on the other end? [more inside]
posted by neuromodulator at 12:17 PM PST - 8 comments

Woman sleeps with ex-boyfriend's best friend. Cliche?

What are some songs/books/movies/music videos/etc about a woman sleeping with her ex-boyfriend's best friend? [more inside]
posted by derogatorysphinx at 12:03 PM PST - 11 comments

Case of the Mondays... on Sunday.

I spend Sundays "mentally preparing" for work on Monday instead of enjoying myself. How can I change this? [more inside]
posted by jacobjacobs at 11:42 AM PST - 19 comments

What should the topics for my graduate projects be?

I a doing a graduate degree in educational technology. I have two big projects to complete this year and I would like some help choosing useful/interesting topics. [more inside]
posted by Maugrim at 11:21 AM PST - 6 comments

What podcasts would my 60-something Dad like?

What podcasts would my 60-something Dad like? [more inside]
posted by mola at 11:19 AM PST - 8 comments

Condom mishap results in perimeter spill. How worried should I be?

Condom mishap results in perimeter spill. How worried should I be? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:13 AM PST - 19 comments

Should I change our newer doors with older ones?

Should I replace my ugly (more energy efficient) doors with some older, more attractive ones? If so, how to go about it? [more inside]
posted by Red Loop at 11:12 AM PST - 4 comments

Autumn in a bottle

Tips for making hard cider? [more inside]
posted by splatta at 10:53 AM PST - 21 comments

Can I watch Dexter online/downloaded (paid)

How can I watch the new season of Dexter (on my media center Mac) without subscribing to Showtime? I certainly don't mind paying for the episodes but would like them in a timely manner. I do not live in a place where I can go to a bar that'll be showing it.
posted by jz at 10:41 AM PST - 12 comments

Best moving advice?

Suggestions for best Household moving organizer.. [more inside]
posted by pearlybob at 10:23 AM PST - 1 comment

Help opening a student bank account in the UK

I'll be a student in the UK for at least one year. While there are many threads dedicated to unanimously deciding the process is a long, painstakingly near-impossible one, I've yet to see someone recommend a specific type of account and/or bank. (Especially since newer regulations have been implemented). If anyone knows of a FREE way of opening a UK bank account without an established residency, please share details. Thanks.
posted by Steve073190 at 10:04 AM PST - 10 comments

Just landed in Dublin. Where can I buy Ibuprofen (Advil) on a Sunday afternoon?

American traveller just landed in Dublin. Airline seat caused back pain. Traveller needs ibuprofen or Advil. How do we find this? It's Sunday afternoon. All we can find is panadol. Is there a way to get ibuprofen over the counter? Or even get it delivered? Our location is near = Inchicore Rd near the Kilmainham Gaol.
posted by valannc at 9:53 AM PST - 17 comments

Brainstorming for a business to start in Portland, Maine.

I've been living in the south for about 20 years but I am originally from New England and have lots of friends who live in Portland. I'm ready to move and start something new. I am a massage therapist, but find I can't practice at the level that I used to and this makes it difficult to consider making a good living at it for the next 20 years or so. I have managed a successful massage practice but don't really want to do that all over again. I have an entrepreneurial spirit, like a challenge, and am bored by routine... and I'm trying to invent a new business or career for myself. I have a little money to invest, but not a lot. I'm willing to learn a new skill, but not anything I'd need to go to school for more than a few months to learn (I do have a BA already.) I'm hoping for practical real-world ideas, that will work in Portland.
posted by pinkbungalow at 9:50 AM PST - 6 comments

Has J.Crew followed the CSI model, and now we have J.Crew: Canal Street and J.Crew:H&M?

Is "J.Crew factory" the quality of J. Crew or the quality of J.Crew outlet? [more inside]
posted by history is a weapon at 9:33 AM PST - 16 comments

Not very motivated to finish school (or anything)

Not very motivated to finish school (or anything) [more inside]
posted by isoman2kx at 9:30 AM PST - 11 comments

Safety In Disguise

I need an idea for a costume I can make out of a gray zip front hoodie. [more inside]
posted by bibliogrrl at 9:28 AM PST - 16 comments

what does the 64-bit version of MS Office 2010 have going for it?

What would the 64-bit version of MS Office 2010 get me that the 32-bit version of MS Office 2007 would not? [more inside]
posted by dfriedman at 9:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me not be the short fat guy in a costume

Help this short, fat guy look attractive in a cost-friendly Halloween costume for an adult themed party. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:54 AM PST - 40 comments

"Windows offers many operating systems."

I am going to be teaching a class on implementing web services in the summer. Help me out. [more inside]
posted by sonic meat machine at 8:30 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me pick one free font to represent each decade between 1880 and 1980

Help me pick one free font to represent each decade between 1880 and 1980 [more inside]
posted by primer_dimer at 8:24 AM PST - 14 comments

Dating on Vacation

I'm a single guy who would love to go out on a few pseudo-dates while on vacation. Also, I'm a Christian and want to keep it clean. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:14 AM PST - 21 comments

Word Rage

Word is driving me crazy - as usual. [more inside]
posted by A189Nut at 8:05 AM PST - 4 comments

How can I find the true locally produced food.

How can I tell whether vendors at my local Farmer's Market are really selling locally produced meat, dairy and produce? What questions should I ask? Are there internet resources (websites or forums) that discuss particular vendors in my area? [more inside]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 7:54 AM PST - 10 comments

Print Advice

I'm designing my sister's album cover for her, and I would like some tips from people with experience in print design. I've used photoshop for quite a few years, and I'm OK at using it, but have never had to print anything professionally. What I am doing for her is going to take some time and I don't want to finish and then find I have done some small thing wrong and have to start again! Advice for doing this? What to do? What not to do? Thanks...
posted by halcorp at 6:57 AM PST - 18 comments

Help! I need to buy a car

I need a safe, reliable, and cheap car -- can you help me navigate the internet maze to find the most efficient sources on where/what to buy? New or used? etc. [more inside]
posted by LittlePumpkin at 6:48 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me decorate an awesome cake

My daughter is hosting a potluck dinner for a group at our house. I volunteered to make and decorate a cake. What is a witty (short) phrase I can put on the cake for the "Queers and allies" group? I plan to decorate the cake like a pride flag, but would like to write something on it too.
posted by Lost at 6:23 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me find a Maker Faire vendor.

Help me find a Maker Faire vendor? [more inside]
posted by Marky at 4:47 AM PST - 4 comments

Sites similar to Deal Extreme

What sites are similar to Deal Extreme? I'm looking for a site that sells various merchandise at low prices, accepts Paypal payments, with free (or very low shipping fee), and that delivers to Southeast Asia.
posted by slashee at 3:45 AM PST - 3 comments

Hey guys...um...girls...um...gals...um...humans...

Is it possible to not be a sexist? [more inside]
posted by Knigel at 3:40 AM PST - 34 comments

Can anyone recommend an educational, documentary, fly on the wall or similar type video’s about running a design, ad or web agency?

I’m looking for any video’s relating to how to run a design, tech or ad business the more educational the better. I’m hoping somewhere in the world there’s been some sort of fly on the wall documentary showing the workings of any of these types of business’s from the inside. Help and recommendations appreciated.
posted by toocan at 3:29 AM PST - 1 comment

I wanna play sexy tunes, Mrs Badcrumble!

I'd like recommendations for piano studies for a beginner that are enjoyable to play. [more inside]
posted by Dali Atomicus at 2:02 AM PST - 4 comments

Can I get a loan/refinance a house without regular, steady income?

Is it going to be difficult for me to refinance my house .. and get a car loan .. or a loan of any type not having a regular income? [more inside]
posted by jason9009 at 1:07 AM PST - 8 comments

September 25

Help me find a fun half-marathon!

My friend and I are looking for a half marathon to run together in February. [more inside]
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 11:23 PM PST - 9 comments

Hair care scare, quarrelsome curl question!

Hair-care newb wonders about longer styles for mature men with wild curls - what product to get, how to use it, and should I even? [more inside]
posted by Slap*Happy at 10:31 PM PST - 7 comments

Best diet to lose 10 lbs in one month?

For some unknown reason I've gained roughly 10 pounds in the last 1-2 months. I'd like to lose it for an event I'm going to at the end of October. I've never tried to diet before and I'm not sure what the most effective method is for short term loss. I will not be sustaining this diet for longer than a month. [more inside]
posted by WhitenoisE at 10:24 PM PST - 17 comments

If someone attacks me, I'll knock them over with my 50 lbs grad student rolling bag of doom!!!

Help me find a rolling bag~! [more inside]
posted by joyeuxamelie at 9:44 PM PST - 13 comments

How do I determine what the 'real' age of a blog-post is?

How do I determine what the 'real' age of a blog-post is? [more inside]
posted by the cydonian at 9:25 PM PST - 7 comments

Online Product Demo

How can I give an interactive demo of my product on my website ? Can I host a remote access solution on my website which connects to my computer and allows user access only to a particular application, so that he can work with the product and feel it himself. [more inside]
posted by inquisitive at 8:58 PM PST - 5 comments

Can I discuss photography commission rates?

Can I discuss with other photographers the rates that various agencies pay me? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:40 PM PST - 3 comments

Going from LA to LA of Anaheim.

I'm seeking travel options to go from LAX to Anaheim next week. I'll be bringing one backpack, and am also wondering if the Angel Stadium Amtrak/Metrolink station has 24-hour lockers, and how strict the stadium is about allowing bags... [more inside]
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 8:31 PM PST - 5 comments

A Safe bet for password storage?

How safe do folks think 1password plus dropbox for syncing really is? Would you store financial information this way?
posted by dougiedd at 8:15 PM PST - 7 comments

How can I connect my desktop to the internet using my laptops wireless connection?

[interwubsfilter] How can I connect my desktop to the internet using my laptops wireless connection? [more inside]
posted by sarastro at 7:59 PM PST - 3 comments

My best guess is it was formatted by a witch?

I've come across an unusual USB flash memory stick. What's going on here? [more inside]
posted by chmmr at 7:53 PM PST - 10 comments

Missed Connections

JoikuSpot Filter: Everything seems to be in order, but I just can't view any web sites. Please help! [more inside]
posted by murtagh at 7:53 PM PST - 4 comments

Pick out my immersion blender

Which immersion blender should I buy? Which should I absolutely not buy? Primarily using it for soups for two people.
posted by nadawi at 7:11 PM PST - 27 comments

Do I need CS5, Really?

Do I need to buy CS5 just because I have to use the Classroom in a Book for CS5? [more inside]
posted by SMPA at 6:55 PM PST - 5 comments

Where to find inexpensive used CDs and DVDs in Toronto or Hamilton.

Where to find inexpensive used CDs and DVDs in Toronto or Hamilton? [more inside]
posted by davebush at 6:55 PM PST - 14 comments

Do I really have to wash my kale?

I make kale chips using organic kale (from local health food store) and my dehydrator often. I hate washing kale. It takes forever. Could I really do my body serious harm through my laziness? How likely is this?
posted by long haired child at 6:26 PM PST - 14 comments

Exchange through Gmail - possible?

Can I access Exchange email through Gmail? [more inside]
posted by robintw at 5:32 PM PST - 3 comments

Where to find matching house light.

Can you help me find this outdoor porch light? [more inside]
posted by NotSoSimple at 5:19 PM PST - 6 comments

What to invest in?

Considering the future of the US economy, if one had a very large windfall of cash what should one invest in today for a steady, long-term income? [more inside]
posted by mintchip at 4:51 PM PST - 34 comments

Getting creosote stains off car

How do I get creosote stains off a car? [more inside]
posted by bigspoon at 4:43 PM PST - 10 comments

Which small food processor for nut butter?

Which food processor should I get: Cuisinart DLC-4CHB Mini-Prep Plus 4-Cup or Cuisinart DFP-3 Handy Prep 3-Cup? [more inside]
posted by 3FLryan at 4:37 PM PST - 9 comments

What are these posters?

Are these awesome posters in Japanese? If so, what do they say? Found them at an estate sale and the guy there thought they were from WWII. I don't think they're that old, but not sure. [more inside]
posted by allthewhile at 4:29 PM PST - 14 comments

Visual programming would be fun if it didn't involve the mouse.

Is there a realtime audio processing environment that is programmer-oriented? Like pure data, but text mode. [more inside]
posted by Netzapper at 4:26 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me put the period to this.

I have several lengthy documents I'm editing for a book. The author scanned his hard copy and ran the result through an OCR program. The OCR omitted most of the periods. Is there a way to make Microsoft Word 2000 or OpenOffice Writer 3 put the periods where they go, or am I doomed to putting them in as I edit?
posted by bryon at 4:07 PM PST - 10 comments

Tasty (Asian) dishes just right for one person?

I'm a college student and I would like to begin cooking for myself in earnest next year. I love East Asian and spicy dishes, but I have limited time and resources (shared kitchen with 7). How can I be the least wasteful while still enjoying yummy healthy food? [more inside]
posted by monocot at 4:04 PM PST - 11 comments

I want to learn more about unnatural disasters.

What are some great environmental documentary films and/or series? [more inside]
posted by blackcatcuriouser at 3:48 PM PST - 16 comments

How much will it stain me?

I have a good job as an academic that benefits my career each day that I am there. I am hooked into a pretty cool network of scholars. Yay... but my commute is a nightmare. I am interviewing for a full-time faculty position that I will like and that will make my commute enjoyable and that will allow me to do the kind of scholarship I want to do.... but it may stain my resume. Yes, it is a for-profit school, but I get the sense that it is "one of the good ones," to the degree that that is possible. (It's not a chain, it has been around for many decades, they are moving in the right direction in terms of best practices.) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:47 PM PST - 9 comments

Plant identification

I have some plants I need to identify. In Toronto. [more inside]
posted by sgrass at 3:44 PM PST - 6 comments

A freezer for your thoughts.

I want to start batch cooking my lunches for the month. I want to create delicious, HEALTHY individually-portioned frozen meals that I can pop in the microwave. Other catch: they have to be relatively cheap to make. Suggestions for recipes that fit the bill?
posted by corn_bread at 3:40 PM PST - 15 comments

Where can I give away my plants?

Vancouver, BC Filter: I'm moving out of the country in 3 days. Help me find a place to donate my potted plants. [more inside]
posted by kirstk at 3:32 PM PST - 5 comments

Refinishing a small spot on a hardwood floor

We recently moved out of an apartment with hardwood floors. The owner claims there is damage to the floor where we had a desk. He says he needs to "talk to his floor guy" to see how much it will cost to repair, which will then come out of our security deposit. I have no idea how much spot repair runs, and I'd like a general idea so that we can stand our ground in case he comes up with a high estimate. [more inside]
posted by DrGirlfriend at 3:27 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I update a TiVo's schedule without local phone OR wifi?

I have a TiVo, but I'm currently temporarily between internet providers. The TiVo programming data has just run out, and it looks like it's going to be at least another week before I have internet at the apartment. Any ideas on how I can get it updated? [more inside]
posted by Orb2069 at 2:55 PM PST - 9 comments

Do you recognize this short story?

Prompted by the recent Harlan Ellison thread I was reminded of a short story which I think was his in which a depressed and suicidal man freaks out an armed carjacker by threatening to kill him in an accident and leaves him trembling on the median. It was called something like "The More Dangerous Weapon". Google-fu is getting me to nowheresville. Can anyone help? Maybe it's not Ellison...
posted by chavenet at 2:29 PM PST - 13 comments

Can I type up my own will in California?

Single person, California Will -- can I really just re-write this California Statutory Will so everything goes to my god-child, instead of of my SpouseOrChildren? [Thence getting the print-out duly witnessed and notarized.] Is there a text or html file available of this Statutory Will boilerplate? (I can only find PDFs.) [more inside]
posted by Rash at 2:08 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me find some paradoxical poems.

Paradoxical Poems [more inside]
posted by Elmore at 1:58 PM PST - 24 comments

What struck down the chipmunk?

There was a chipmunk lying on the bike path today. I assumed someone had hit it with a bike, but it didn't have any visible wounds or injuries. It was moving, but not much. Then a kid picked it up, and brought it to his mom, telling her it was still breathing. The mom said it looked like he had a mouthful of seeds and wondered whether it was choking. She cleared the chipmunk's mouth and then started heading home with it. At this point, the chipmunk was clearly moving, in what I'd call a twitchy kind of way. But it was consenting to be held in a person's hands. Question: what could have been wrong with this chipmunk? E.G. do chipmunks actually choke on their food? Question 2: were kid and mom crazy to pick up a sick animal under these circumstances?
posted by escabeche at 1:51 PM PST - 26 comments

Cheapest way to get someone across the country?

We have a friend who, through a series of bad decisions, ended up stranded in Florida with no income stream. We're trying to help her figure out the cheapest way to move within a month. [more inside]
posted by ®@ at 1:45 PM PST - 11 comments

UK VPS vs Shared hosting

Super reliable UK shared or VPS hosting for low volume site? [more inside]
posted by choppyes at 12:54 PM PST - 6 comments

How do share items to a managed Facebook page

I manage the Facebook page for our company and was recently prompted by Facebook to add a personal profile in order to manage the page. Now when I share items from other sites, they're posted on my profile page rather than our organization page. How do I fix this? [more inside]
posted by gfrobe at 11:47 AM PST - 3 comments

Examples of quality time please

How do you, working mother of 2, spend quality time with the little ones? [more inside]
posted by uauage at 11:45 AM PST - 12 comments

What style of fridge is best?

Help us decide what type of refrigerator to buy. [more inside]
posted by shelayna at 11:40 AM PST - 14 comments

Excel 2007 Conditional Formatting

Excel 2007 conditional formatting help! [more inside]
posted by rossination at 11:04 AM PST - 4 comments

Can an astigmatism suddenly go away or did I get a poor eye exam?

Can an astigmatism suddenly go away or did I get a poor eye exam? Details within. [more inside]
posted by sharkfu at 11:02 AM PST - 18 comments

What questions would you ask your two-year-old self?

Help me start an annual 'birthday interview' tradition with my soon-to-be two-year-old. What questions should I ask her? [more inside]
posted by nuffsaid at 10:58 AM PST - 15 comments

Best/safest/most efficient way to send money from England to Peru, Ecuador and Mexico?

What is the best/safest/most efficient way to send money from England to Peru, Ecuador and Mexico? What's the best international bank in Peru/Ecuador? What are the best travelers checks? [more inside]
posted by nickyskye at 10:55 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me make financial sense of my health care options.

Help me figure out how to deal with next year's health care for me and my family of three. [more inside]
posted by Obscure Reference at 10:48 AM PST - 5 comments

Is there mold on my bed?

What is happening to my wooden bed frame? Is it mold? Photo inside. [more inside]
posted by just.good.enough at 10:48 AM PST - 3 comments

What web-design program was used to design this site?

What web-design program was used to design this site? [more inside]
posted by jacobean at 10:43 AM PST - 10 comments

Music for fake grown ups drinking cheap bubbly?

I need music for a cocktail party this is not obscenely grown-up, quiet or boring. [more inside]
posted by zoomorphic at 10:38 AM PST - 43 comments

Any health benefits through writing about Obesity?

I've being researching about well-being and achieving this through self-disclosure (Pennebaker style) I've been narrowing my scope down to focus on how Pennebaker's style of writing has helped obese patients overcome psychological issues associated with obesity similar to other works on alcoholics and victims of traumatic experiences. I'm not a Psychologist so a lot of the research out there is unknown to me, so does anyone know of any papers or authors that address this? I've looked around but it might help if i have a lead or somewhere to start.
posted by jbw at 10:22 AM PST - 2 comments

PS3 on the cheap, please

What's the best way to get a good deal on a non-stolen PlayStation 3? New or used.
posted by unknowncommand at 10:20 AM PST - 3 comments

EAC workflow

Seeking best workflow for ripping CDs to FLAC using Exact Audio Copy [more inside]
posted by anonymice at 10:12 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me find an old card trick video.

Looking for a specific magic card trick video I saw once... help me find it? Guy passes one card invisibly from one hand to the other. [more inside]
posted by jeff1010 at 9:33 AM PST - 2 comments

From Glee to Glum: a home video story

SaveMyWeddingVideoFilter: Recorded my wedding perfectly 1 week ago on a Sony DCR-SX44 video camera. Unbeknownst to me, I recorded the wedding and half of the honeymoon on the hard drive of the camera. This is where things go bad. [more inside]
posted by Atreides at 9:24 AM PST - 11 comments

Mouth writing checks that butt cannot cash

Can a trainer help my little dog with her fear of bigger dogs? Can I? Difficulty: deafness, possible vision problems. [more inside]
posted by Countess Elena at 9:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Easy way to select keepers from exposure bracketed photos on Mac?

I often use exposure bracketing with my Panasonic DMC-FX01. But now I have a problem, a huge chunk of my iPhoto library is taken up by trios of the same shot only one of which is actually needed for my archive. Is there some easy way to review bracketed sets and select one while deleting the rest?
posted by pasd at 8:58 AM PST - 5 comments

Medtronic internal transfer waiting period

Any Medtronic employees out there? I'm considering a job offer there (Mpls location) and want to know how long you have to stay in your first position before transferring internally to a different one. Anyone know the policy?
posted by nancoix at 8:24 AM PST - 1 comment

Last on to "The Wire" party!

I have just finished watching "The Wire" for the first time and I am looking through posts in the green and the blue about the show - and there's been a lot of discussion over the years! What are the absolute essential articles about the background and the making of the show that I shouldn't miss? [more inside]
posted by crossoverman at 7:31 AM PST - 16 comments

Recording A Church Service, With No Audio Input

How can I best go about better recording the audio from a sound system, and then syncing it with video taken from the opposite side of the church? Also, how can I turn out multiple DVDs cheaply? [more inside]
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:25 AM PST - 8 comments

Remind me how to eat

I've been skipping meals. Help me knock it off and be healthy. [more inside]
posted by Andrhia at 7:05 AM PST - 37 comments

What's the new *69?

I missed a call and don't have call display. *69 doesn't work. Can I find out who called? [more inside]
posted by monkeymonkey at 7:02 AM PST - 9 comments

Let's Get Out of This Country

Say I might want to leave America. (Maybe on November 6, 2012! Somewhat joking about that, so don't get too distracted.) Where would I want to live? It's Mexico, right? But where? And also, am I being crazy in not thinking more of Europe? [more inside]
posted by RJ Reynolds at 6:41 AM PST - 21 comments

Trying to get my act together

Trying to get my act together but overly dependent on others. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:21 AM PST - 9 comments

Do unpaid tuition bills expire after a certain number of years like other bills can?

Do unpaid tuition bills expire after a certain number of years like other bills can? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:21 AM PST - 10 comments

I always wanted a tiny talking cat.

Please help me track down a childhood favourite book, about a miniature crystal cat that speaks to a lonely girl? [more inside]
posted by indienial at 5:28 AM PST - 13 comments

"Cheddar? You Americans have no taste."

What can I use as a replacement for cheddar cheese? [more inside]
posted by apophenia at 5:00 AM PST - 26 comments

Help my family find a good car!

Seeking used car advice! I'm looking to find a used SUV or wagon that can be used to transport lumber and the like occasionally but can also serve to transport the family, including baby, when needed. I've heard the Honda Element is good because the back seats are removable. Any other analogous vehicles? We don't want to spend more than @ 11k if possible, which is why the Element might be out. Please feel free to also refer to online guides where I might do research. My initial review is unfortunately turning up a lot of paid ads which aren't too helpful. [more inside]
posted by miss tea at 4:10 AM PST - 13 comments

What to do in Edinburgh for a geek / otaku ?

What to do in Edinburgh for a geek / otaku ? [more inside]
posted by bussiere at 3:24 AM PST - 4 comments

I need hearty soup recipes

I need recipes for hearty soups, veggie preferred. [more inside]
posted by Mutant at 2:34 AM PST - 37 comments

September 24

How long does it take a cat to recover from a spider bite?

Our cat has been salivating, lethargic, and had an irritated nose and tongue. Our vet diagnosed a spider bite. How long should the symptoms persist? [more inside]
posted by arnicae at 10:52 PM PST - 17 comments

Help me convince friends I didn't make this up?

Poetry filter: help me find a poem I read in high school. It was titled "the Octopus" and it was filled with metaphors for sex and sexual organs. [more inside]
posted by riddler at 10:09 PM PST - 4 comments

Where oh where has my weissbier gone?

Wonderful wheat beers served in berlin beer bars, what brands are they? [more inside]
posted by Large Marge at 10:00 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me find a good ophthalmologist in Bellingham, WA.

My optometrist just spotted a mystery mass in my left eye that's making my vision partially blurry. She's referring me to a specialist in Seattle who can see me in the middle of next month, but I'd really like to get an appointment sooner--and locally. Can anyone recommend a good, competent ophthalmologist with a decent bedside manner in Bellingham, WA?
posted by Janey Complainy at 9:26 PM PST - 6 comments

please hope me buy a bike.

Too many local bike shops! Please help me choose one. [BayAreaFilter] [more inside]
posted by You Can't Tip a Buick at 9:09 PM PST - 6 comments

restaurant consultant reading list

I'm interested in becoming a restaurant consultant. What books should I read?
posted by Infernarl at 8:32 PM PST - 2 comments

Pithy Response for Thoughtless, Unsolicited Comments

Why do people say stupid things to single people, and how should I respond? [more inside]
posted by airguitar2 at 8:11 PM PST - 40 comments

How to help a person to see the better side(s) of life?

I have been with my girlfriend for what will be 4 months total as of October 4th. Still feels like the “honeymoon” period. Though, neither of us have had the best lives, so meeting each other was a blessing to say the least. Life changing in a lot of ways. The only issue that seems to ever come up doesn't even directly relate to us or our relationship. It's her one friend of 3 years. [more inside]
posted by jolynntech at 8:02 PM PST - 21 comments

beer beer beer

Beer recommendations for somebody who's not much of a beer drinker? [more inside]
posted by needled at 7:09 PM PST - 46 comments

Fluff

I'm baking whoopie pies and I don't have marshmallow fluff. Can I just melt marshmallows instead? In microwave or on the stove?
posted by leigh1 at 7:08 PM PST - 17 comments

Kid-tough iPod Touch case: He's not a Woogie, not yet an Otterbox.

I think I'm going to get my son an iPod Touch for his tenth birthday, but we're accident-prone people, and I know he'll also need a rugged case to take his tiny abuse. Can anyone recommend something? [more inside]
posted by littlegreenlights at 6:53 PM PST - 14 comments

Recommend good software for cataloging my library of vinyl music

Looking for the best solution for cataloging my vinyl collection - is collectorz.com's Music Collector my best bet, or is there something more customizable and/or tailored to vinyl collectors? [more inside]
posted by Banky_Edwards at 6:52 PM PST - 5 comments

What are some books about text explication in writing?

Are there any notable books / web sites dedicated to explicating close reading / text explication / explication de texte, preferably with plenty of excellent examples and accompanying analysis?
posted by zenja72 at 6:42 PM PST - 2 comments

She snooped in my Gchat and read unflattering things. Now she's mad. What to do?

Law school student org drama. I'm the Pres of a very active student org. My VP is a good egg, but she's been acting "off" as late. I was talking with my Treas to figure out how to confront her about how she's been behaving. Plot twist: I then caught my VP snooping through my Gchat with the Treasurer. She didn't like what she saw. What's the best course of action, to help out all of us? Long explanation follows. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:22 PM PST - 29 comments

Famous books that are easy to get into.

What are some famous and/or culturally influential books that are not hard to dive into? [more inside]
posted by mtphoto at 6:03 PM PST - 51 comments

What's healthier: 90% lean buffalo or a leaner cut of grass-fed ground beef?

What's healthier: 90% lean buffalo or a leaner cut of grass-fed ground beef? Both are from Whole Foods, both come from animals that are fed a vegetarian diet and not given added hormones. I'm wondering about effects on longevity, chronic conditions, heart disease, etc. Also, are chicken/fish healthier than buffalo? I've heard bad things about red meat but I'm not sure how much they apply to buffalo.
posted by JamesJD at 5:41 PM PST - 15 comments

How can I troubleshoot this MAC PRO G5 problem?

How can I troubleshoot this MAC PRO G5 problem? It's very slow, can't change system preferences, can't boot from second drive to run Disk Utility, the Dock is gone, five minutes to open a file... [more inside]
posted by lockedroomguy at 5:18 PM PST - 19 comments

Inspiring to be DJ/Producer?

I'm inspiring to be a DJ/Music Producer. But I have no clue where to start. [more inside]
posted by NotSoSiniSter at 4:57 PM PST - 13 comments

Why do some people end sentences in "with"?

Why do people say, "Can I come with" and "Do you want to go with"? That "with" hanging on the end of that sentence has always driven me crazy. I heard it twice last night on television. Isn't there supposed to be a noun or pronoun following that preposition? Is ending a sentence this way a regional thing? If it's grammatically acceptable, then why does it sound so utterly awkward to my ear?
posted by jackypaper at 4:46 PM PST - 62 comments

A lime walks into a bar...

What is bar lime? Is it the same as Rose's Lime Cordial? [more inside]
posted by miss_kitty_fantastico at 4:22 PM PST - 10 comments

FoldzFlat replacement

I've long wowed friends by pulling my amazing FoldzFlat pen out of my wallet. But it just ran out of ink. Now that the cheap plastic ones have been discontinued, I don't want to pony up $25 for a metal one that's not even refillable. Is there an alternative? [more inside]
posted by grrarrgh00 at 3:50 PM PST - 12 comments

Mixologists wanted!

The household is throwing a small-ish cocktail party next week, and I've prepared a few homemade syrups and flavored vodkas for the occasion. Help me make the best use of them? [more inside]
posted by Narrative Priorities at 3:33 PM PST - 9 comments

Let me eat cake!

Give me your best carrot cake recipe. [more inside]
posted by sickinthehead at 3:11 PM PST - 17 comments

Poem about boiling cabbage

I once read a poem in a literature anthology which said that the smell of boiling cabbage in a crowded tenement conveys desperation. My impression is that the poem may have been written 1940-1960 by a well-known American author. Can someone provide a citation for the poem?
posted by Abuissak at 2:34 PM PST - 13 comments

Babies are cute enough to start all over again!

Why the sudden urge to have a baby with my partner when I wasn’t ever that into babies in the first place and I already had kids with someone else, and will it go away? [more inside]
posted by Zophi at 2:34 PM PST - 20 comments

Paying to learn a tough lesson

How do I go about proving an uncollectible debt? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 2:24 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me buy ethically traded coffee

What's the difference between Fair Trade Certified coffee and Starbucks Shared Planet coffee? [more inside]
posted by epj at 2:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me get to New York without a burst eardrum

I'm in the Bay Area, supposed to fly to New York tomorrow morning. For the past few days I've had moderately crappy sinus congestion. What can I do to make the flight as comfortable as possible? [more inside]
posted by telegraph at 2:10 PM PST - 24 comments

Is Diesel the greenest?

Making it simple, if possible: Is diesel a cleaner for the environment fuel than unleaded for a car that gets similar gas mileage? Basically, deciding whether to get a hybrid or a diesel car. [more inside]
posted by skepticallypleased at 2:05 PM PST - 13 comments

Does the boss have to still pay me after I quit?

I quit my job. Do they legally need to pay me until the last day I state, even if they choose to have me leave sooner? [more inside]
posted by archimago at 2:00 PM PST - 13 comments

Can they say this?

What does this legalese really mean? [more inside]
posted by plinth at 1:56 PM PST - 11 comments

Quercetin Questions

Beating colds: quercetin that combines high bioavailability and reasonable cost? [more inside]
posted by BleachBypass at 1:50 PM PST - 3 comments

Teach myself to type "correctly"?

I've always typed quickly but a bit "wrong" (only 6-8 fingers). Is it worth re-learning to type properly? [more inside]
posted by razorfrog at 1:24 PM PST - 21 comments

Progammable thermostat for heat pump with timer

If this exists, help me find it: I would like a programmable thermostat with a timer that will work with a heat pump (used for both heating and cooling). [more inside]
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 12:53 PM PST - 7 comments

History of pop/rock podcast?

I would to get a better idea for the history of pop, ideally all the way from Little Richard and up to 2010, though given that there is so much to cover, shorter pieces of this history are also of interest. I guess what I'm looking for is either a podcast or a TV series - something fun and interesting, and that at the end will give me a good feel for how different genres and bands fit together, who started what, and who influenced whom.
posted by Hediot at 12:47 PM PST - 8 comments

Please help me find the right watch

Please help me find the right watch. (Details inside.) [more inside]
posted by kitfreeman at 12:22 PM PST - 6 comments

It's funny because he's old.

My geeky, standup and improv-performing friend is turning 50 today. I'm supposed to bring a joke to his party. I got nothing. Any suggestions?
posted by donpardo at 12:17 PM PST - 42 comments

I'm planning to assemble my own PC the first time and have several specific questions about components.

I'm planning to assemble my own PC the first time and have several specific questions about components. [more inside]
posted by Perplexity at 12:04 PM PST - 19 comments

I would like to remember, but lo I cannot

In high school (early-mid 90s), a textbook gave little two line ditties for various meters. I remember the one for anapestic tetrameter only:
I would like to be serious, but lo I cannot / Anapestic tetrameter makes the verse trot
Which book was this? (It might have been yellow.) Even better, what are the other poems?
posted by jeather at 11:56 AM PST - 7 comments

Where should I meet my family?

TorontoFilter: Which subway station should I meet my family at? [more inside]
posted by Gin and Comics at 11:52 AM PST - 6 comments

Can this guy get any wimpier?

How do I deal with the fact that my boss has no spine? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:31 AM PST - 12 comments

Where is the proverbial website door for becoming an informed local voter?

Please help me be an informed voter for local elections in November (spec: Brooklyn). [more inside]
posted by Sweetdefenestration at 11:31 AM PST - 5 comments

How short is too short?

Should I put my current job on my resume if I've only been there for 8 months? [more inside]
posted by Kicky at 11:21 AM PST - 13 comments

Stuck in early 2000 web experience. Need 2010 web training in Chicago

Need to get up to par in 2010 web training--social media, mobile devices, SEO/SEM...where in Chicago can I get this minus a degree? [more inside]
posted by stormpooper at 11:14 AM PST - 4 comments

Paleo/Primal Friendly Doctors in SF Bay Area

Any Paleo/Primal eaters in SF Bay Area know of a primary care doctor that 'gets it'? [more inside]
posted by mcschmidt00 at 11:06 AM PST - 9 comments

What does it feel like to quit smoking?

What does it feel like to quit, or try to quit, smoking? [more inside]
posted by two or three cars parked under the stars at 10:46 AM PST - 54 comments

Rub-a-dub-dub, I have to use the tub

For someone who's taken exclusively showers almost all her life: What are your bath hacks? [more inside]
posted by Gordafarin at 10:39 AM PST - 32 comments

Netflix/Wii issue

What is wrong with my Netflix instant queue? [more inside]
posted by nushustu at 10:29 AM PST - 8 comments

Where can I scream?

I live in an oldish (1920s) apartment building, in a studio. A while ago I tried the time-honored "scream and rant to an empty room" method of anger management--and got a visit from a dozen cops my neighbor called, and who went through my place to check that I wasn't axe-murdering someone or anything like that. This is, of course, not sustainable, but if I can't rant at home, where can I rant? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:24 AM PST - 43 comments

Should I contact my ex-boyfriend for help with buying a car?

I’m looking to buy my first (used) car, but feeling kind of overwhelmed by the process. I don’t really have anyone in my life who is car-savvy. Is it a bad idea to ask my ex for advice or help? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:24 AM PST - 11 comments

Heated dog bed?

Recommend me a heated dog bed, please! [more inside]
posted by cestmoi15 at 10:13 AM PST - 10 comments

I think the post office may have lost my mail, what can I do?

I think the post office may have lost my mail, what can I do? [more inside]
posted by wooh at 9:52 AM PST - 14 comments

baby avocado plant

How do I keep a baby avocado plant alive? [more inside]
posted by pulled_levers at 9:42 AM PST - 9 comments

I need to find the perfect piece of art.

Art novice filter: in my new office, there will be a space for a large piece of art, right next to my desk. It will hide things (computer monitor etc) some of the time and be 'rolled' away the rest of the time. I can purchase an image/print/painting, commission something or... I have no idea where to begin. Can you help? [more inside]
posted by HopStopDon'tShop at 9:23 AM PST - 2 comments

I'm considering becoming a consultant. What can I claim as a tax deduction (in Canada)?

I'm assuming that there will be legitimate deductions I can claim for expenses come tax time (in Québec), and I'm wondering if anyone can advise as me to what they might be? Computers? Gas? Rent? Anything else? [more inside]
posted by Pazzovizza at 9:13 AM PST - 1 comment

I don't know, he's just sort of faceless.

The person I'm going out with claims they have no sexual imagination, essentially. Can this be true? What can I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:09 AM PST - 48 comments

California CPA License

What are the basic requirements for an out of state CPA to be licensed in California? [more inside]
posted by Snackpants at 9:00 AM PST - 1 comment

Son of Who?

Odd religious reference in official business communication—what to do? [more inside]
posted by Mister_A at 8:57 AM PST - 20 comments

What has your president done for you lately?

May I have a list of President Obama's achievements since he came into office? [more inside]
posted by captainsohler at 8:50 AM PST - 7 comments

Like a Drobo, but minus the Robo?

I have a media server (a Mac Mini) with several external HDDs hooked up to it. I'd like to transition to a storage solution that will be both tidier and more cheaply/easily upgradable. Challenge: I am very serious about backups and don't trust a system like a Drobo to handle redundancy. [more inside]
posted by raygan at 8:46 AM PST - 10 comments

Alprazolame

Prescription Xanax and my new 6 month stint on a cruise ship. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:27 AM PST - 10 comments

Write What You Know?

Who coined, "Write what you know"? [more inside]
posted by outlandishmarxist at 8:19 AM PST - 6 comments

Cosine of 30?

this isn't homework filter, I promise: what is the cosine of 30?
posted by pipti at 7:50 AM PST - 16 comments

Found booze, what to do?

A friend recently moved into an apartment and found a cabinet full of weird booze. So, what can we make with this strange list of alcohols? Full list inside. [more inside]
posted by jtajta at 7:34 AM PST - 32 comments

can you stream barclays premier league football games in the united states for free?

can you stream barclays premier league football games in the united states for free? [more inside]
posted by j3nn1b0t at 7:24 AM PST - 10 comments

black gold texas tea

What are your favorite literary texts about oil and oil capitalism? I'm looking for anything from traditional realism to noir to science fiction, from poetry to film to comic books to video games to philosophy and theory. Anything could work. Bonus points if the focus is on globalization and/or Peak Oil and resource scarcity. [more inside]
posted by gerryblog at 7:15 AM PST - 18 comments

How can I mount my cameras on the wall?

I have the cameras, the frames and the space but how do I hang them the same way they did in this photo? [more inside]
posted by grablife365 at 7:12 AM PST - 8 comments

How to send Gcal reminders to others?

Help me remind forgetful students (i.e. parents) of weekly lesson. Google Calendar and Gmail in place. Now, how to get reminders sent to them automatically? [more inside]
posted by skypieces at 7:01 AM PST - 4 comments

Short term mobile internet in France

How can I get pseudo-mobile internet in France for just two months? There are wifi hot spots all over but the prices seem outrageous, presumably the unlimited wifi is only for DSL customers? I'd happily tether to my N900 or buy a separate GSM modem. Any recommendations? It seems odd if Orange's Mobicarte the is the cheapest?
posted by jeffburdges at 6:47 AM PST - 5 comments

Stemware in Toronto - Queen West

I'm looking for glass stemware in the Queen West/King West area of Toronto? [more inside]
posted by phirleh at 6:26 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I twitter on a short trip to Japan

How do I twitter (cheaply, mobile-ly) on a short trip to Japan? How much will it cost? [more inside]
posted by iiniisfree at 6:12 AM PST - 1 comment

Can people hack into my Wii?

Is it possible for someone to hack into my Wii if I connect it to the Wifi network in my house? I really want to watch streaming Netflix movies on my Wii console, but my family insists that if I connect the Wii people will be able to hack into their Wii accounts and see all of their Wii Fit data like birthdays and weight.
posted by jihaan at 6:05 AM PST - 14 comments

Revenge for Bad Takeout?

Voodoo Filter: Can anyone explain this strange "doll" I saw hanging from a door in Paris?
posted by Paris Elk at 6:04 AM PST - 8 comments

Help my kid run like the wind!

How can I teach my kid how to run? [more inside]
posted by Shohn at 5:56 AM PST - 30 comments

Where should I wander off to in Beijing?

I'm spending the next 2 months in Beijing. Where are places that are slightly off the beaten path? Any favorite eateries, bars, clubs? Also, what are some places I could travel to when given a week of complete free time? [more inside]
posted by astapasta24 at 5:56 AM PST - 12 comments

Traditions

What are some great traditions I can start with myself or with my family? Growing up, outside of your standard holidays, my family never had traditions like taking a yearly vacation, making cookies on Sundays, or going to all Notre Dame home games. Now that I am older, I want my own traditions. What traditions did you, your family, or friends have that I should be envious about?
posted by jasondigitized at 4:12 AM PST - 94 comments

I forgot to invoice a couple of years ago, how do I do so now?

I have some old work (couple of years) I neglected to invoice for. How do I maximise the chance of the chance of getting paid now? Given the time and the amounts legal action is not cost effective [more inside]
posted by epo at 3:53 AM PST - 8 comments

not bad

I'm learning English. Could you tell me the difference between "not bad" and " not half bad "?? It means, "very good"? If there is a kind of different nuance between the two, please show me how to use them.
posted by mizukko at 3:25 AM PST - 39 comments

Help finding a song?

Please help me find a song that still haunts me 20 years later. It was, I think, an Alejandro Jodorowsky film, somewhere in the middle of the film, two men are embracing, soaked to the bone and crying intensely, while a beautiful, lamentful duet is performed (in Spanish of course) by males and a guitar. It almost has the same effect as Rebeka Del Rios scene at Club Silencia in "Mulholland Drive", performing "Llorando", although much more intense. The scene and music are so perfect for one another, but I can't remember it for the life of me. Help Mefites!
posted by venbear3 at 2:02 AM PST - 4 comments

September 23

does it help?

Alpha Lipoic Acid? [more inside]
posted by fifilaru at 10:58 PM PST - 4 comments

daddy ain't so happy

Are there any fairly dependable studies about depression and stay at home dads? Seems like everything I can find focuses on the moms. Daddy gets sad too.
posted by ducktape at 10:41 PM PST - 7 comments

Married and trying to leave the states for a while

Can a married couple still have the youthful abroad experience? [more inside]
posted by alextprice at 9:27 PM PST - 28 comments

The least weird way to get in touch with someone

How to contact someone in a non-creepy, non-presumptuous way when you've lost their phone number? Or is it better to just write it off and move on? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:54 PM PST - 28 comments

Yet another therapist recommendation request

Please recommend a qualified non-woo-woo (intelligent, educated, up to date on the literature and able to deal with a thinking/introspective patient) therapist in the bay area (santa clara, san jose, sunnyvale, ...). Big plus if they take Cigna. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:53 PM PST - 4 comments

AOL incompatible with Twitter?

Help, please. I cannot get any page at all at Twitter to load -- it just kicks me back to whatever page I was on previously. This started exactly when I installed the latests AOL Aim program on 9.15. I have updated my firefox browser, erased cache and cookies, and made sure JavaScript was enabled, and updated Java, but still no dice. Any ideas? I cannot even get to the Twitter help page or log in. Thank you so much.
posted by jfwlucy at 8:36 PM PST - 8 comments

How does self-promotion actually work?

What exactly are the mechanics of self-promotion? [more inside]
posted by colinmarshall at 8:24 PM PST - 26 comments

Is it ethical to ask for a professor's proofreading help?

I'm an undergraduate applying for a semester-long study-abroad program. I have to write my application essay both in English and in French. Would it be appropriate for me to ask one of my French professors to help me proofread the French version of my essay before submitting it? [more inside]
posted by datarose at 8:06 PM PST - 13 comments

Why vote for Jerry Brown? [California gubernatorial election filter]

I am volunteering for Jerry Brown's campaign for Governor in California - mostly phone calls and door knocking. Here's the problem: I'm campaigning against Meg Whitman in my mind . . . but I need to know how to campaign for Jerry Brown as well. [more inside]
posted by kensington314 at 7:48 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me hack my wedding finances!

My fiancé and I are getting married next April in Los Angeles and we basically want to maximize the use of our available credit. [more inside]
posted by AsRuinsAreToRome at 7:03 PM PST - 7 comments

Nacho email address

What, if anything, should I do about the woman who thinks my Gmail address is hers? Details below the fold. [more inside]
posted by rhiannonstone at 7:01 PM PST - 56 comments

Need some kanji translated

TranslationFilter, I was wondering if anyone could translate three kanji characters. I've asked around, and haven't found anyone, so I decided to turn to you guys hoping that someone would be able to. [more inside]
posted by pcowden at 6:38 PM PST - 8 comments

Is mental exhaustion after exercising just part of the game?

Is mental exhaustion after exercising just part of the game? [more inside]
posted by Philipschall at 6:31 PM PST - 13 comments

Touchpad on laptop problem

Have a Dell Studio Laptop, having problem with touchpad mouse... [more inside]
posted by sandyp at 6:23 PM PST - 3 comments

Post-interview thank-you note ... without contact info?

I just had an interview, and I know standard post-interview procedure is to send in an email thanking them for the opportunity. But ... I don't have my interviewer's contact info. In fact, when I asked for an email address at the end of the interview in case I had more questions and so on, his reply was "Best go through your HR contact; they'll pass on anything relevant." What should I do - should I send a thank-you note to HR? Send a note and ask them to pass it on? No thank-you note? [more inside]
posted by Xany at 6:22 PM PST - 12 comments

Gunning for the Gunners

Is it possible to get tickets for the Arsenal Shakhtar versus Donetsk game on October 19 at Emirates Stadium? I'll be in London for a few days around then and noticed the fixture. Any idea of how much they will cost? If not that game are there other Premier League or good Football League Championship games in London where midweek tickets might be possible to get?
posted by sien at 6:16 PM PST - 7 comments

Email Provider Suggestions

What web based email provider would you suggest as an alternative to my current one? [more inside]
posted by gman at 5:19 PM PST - 9 comments

Tactful CV help.

A friend of mine who is an intelligent, hard worker, is looking for a job. She's been applying for a while, and I was truly surprised that she hasn't had an offer yet (academic post-docs) - until I saw her CV/ resume. It is not at ALL well-written. [more inside]
posted by Everydayville at 4:57 PM PST - 29 comments

Fun in Oakland?

Fun things to do in Oakland? [more inside]
posted by tessalations999 at 4:37 PM PST - 14 comments

Need recommendations for fast dye-sublimation, 4x6, <$1000 printer.

I'm running a photobooth rental company, and need a new on-site dye-sub printer. I want one with fast prints and high capacity. I'd also like reasonable price (<$1000), and no tear-off strips on the prints. I've seen a few, but I'd love to hear people's experiences and recommendations. [more inside]
posted by jumpfroggy at 4:34 PM PST - 1 comment

Exercise is making me hot, but not in the good way.

Lately exercise is making my face very flushed and hot. This is unpleasant. Please hope me! [more inside]
posted by pointystick at 4:16 PM PST - 12 comments

Subtitles for .avi

I've got an .avi of a film, and a separate .txt file of subtitles, but playing it n Quick Time or Divx doesn't seem to bring them up (and it's not an option in the menu). Anyone know a quick and dirty way to make this work for Macbook Pro? Or do they have to be hardcoded somehow?
posted by dearleader at 4:12 PM PST - 8 comments

Windows XP Profile Won't Load

Windows XP "cannot load user's profile"....."insufficient system resources". - HELP! [more inside]
posted by sonicbloom at 4:10 PM PST - 9 comments

I can't see clearly now

Given a known myopia prescription, and distance from monitor, could a filter be applied to an image so that it would be clear to me, without my glasses? [more inside]
posted by nomisxid at 4:02 PM PST - 8 comments

How do I download an entire website from Google's cache?

How do I download an entire website from Google's cache? [more inside]
posted by EatingCereal at 3:48 PM PST - 12 comments

Starting my own arts non-profit: how nutty?

My adult life has been split between art (performing arts) and non-profit administration (major donor fundraising). I'm now approaching a point where I want to merge the two and create my own arts nonprofit. My intent is to start small. I guess I'm hoping to split half my time as a fundraiser/grantwriter/administrator and half my time running the program. Am I crazy? I dont think this thing will officially launch before the next year or two, so please pretend this will happen in a decent economy. I think I have a good service to provide, access to strong potential boardmembers, etc. Thanks, hive.
posted by mcgordonliddy at 3:34 PM PST - 11 comments

Who knew baking was so high tech?

Tell me what this weird sugar art/baking device is! [more inside]
posted by Mouse Army at 3:11 PM PST - 5 comments

Another microphone/phone connection question

Microphone adaptor for Samsung phone - difficulty: in the UK. [more inside]
posted by gene_machine at 3:08 PM PST - 3 comments

Where can I find funding data for NGOs and Foundations for MDG projects?

Where can I find information about funding for the Millennium Development Goals? [more inside]
posted by msk1985 at 3:01 PM PST - 1 comment

Turkey day in Hogtown?

Need recommendations for a very nice upscale restaurant in downtown Toronto for a party of 10 for dinner ... on December 25th. Help please? [more inside]
posted by khregs at 2:49 PM PST - 6 comments

I don't want to be a real cat thief!

KittyFilter: Can I keep the cat who's been wandering around my apartment complex, first with a collar and now, mysteriously, without one? [more inside]
posted by notjustfoxybrown at 2:44 PM PST - 32 comments

How to display playing cards

I bought an artsy deck of playing cards--each card is illustrated by a different artist--and am looking for an interesting/creative way to display them: either the entire deck, or a few cards at a time. Any ideas?
posted by Ideal Impulse at 2:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Miata headlight bulbs not burning the midnight oil - why?

Why do the light bulbs on my Miata keep burning out? [more inside]
posted by Capri at 2:18 PM PST - 18 comments

Is there a windows copy program that can resume after a crash?

My Windows XP Pro laptop blue screens every 10-15 minutes and runs really slowly, but I can slowly copy stuff off it to an external USB drive. What software can I use to do this copy that survive the blue screen and pick back up when I get it rebooted again? [more inside]
posted by cmm at 2:15 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me find Kwame Nkrumah's 'Motion of Destiny' speech

I am currently researching a particular speech of Dr.Kwame Nkrumah for an oratory module on my Degree course and wondered if any one could advise me on how to locate (online/hard copy) a transcribed copy of the Motion of Destiny speech given by the man himself in July 1953 in Ghana.
posted by mycapaciousbottega at 1:52 PM PST - 2 comments

Oops

Just spilled a few tablespoons of coffee containing unsweetened almond milk onto a MacBook keyboard. What now? [more inside]
posted by pseudostrabismus at 1:33 PM PST - 16 comments

Using iPad 3G in UK?

I've got several trips to the UK coming up. I typically only travel with my 3G iPad, and while the last few trips I've been lucky in finding wifi, I'm considering trying to get the iPad's data service working. Anyone have recommendations for a prepaid data SIM that I can use with my iPad in the UK (requires a microSIM, not a normal SIM)?
posted by kaszeta at 1:15 PM PST - 10 comments

Birthplace of the blues, not cutting-edge healthcare

Looking for integrative medical/alternative health care providers in the Mississippi Delta; Jackson, MS; or Memphis, TN. If that's not possible, I'd like to find conventional providers who work on women's health issues and are caring, nice, and open-minded. [more inside]
posted by hansbrough at 1:14 PM PST - 5 comments

My life is now very like the movie "knocked up". Help!

My ex, 30+ years of age, contacted me a few days ago to tell me I'd gotten her knocked up. Yesterday she said she wanted to keep it. She lives in NYC, where I lived until three days ago. I'm now in the UK. I can afford to jump on a plane back to NYC. So, who do I need to contact to get legal advice? How do I find out what my rights and responsibilities are? Two less delicate questions inside... [more inside]
posted by omnigut at 1:07 PM PST - 97 comments

Singing the crybaby blues

How much crying is too much? (aka Help me speak to my boyfriend, please?) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:05 PM PST - 63 comments

Less boring than math class?

What kind of school assemblies did you have growing up? Do any stick in your head as particularly interesting or important? [more inside]
posted by Hoenikker at 12:50 PM PST - 75 comments

Should I reformat external hard drives for a Mac?

Should I format my new external hard drives for OS X? [more inside]
posted by Hactar at 12:41 PM PST - 13 comments

Can I have a loan adjustment with that order please?

How can I find out if I can qualify for a home mortgage adjustment? [more inside]
posted by digividal at 12:34 PM PST - 4 comments

slavery in sudan

I'm looking for books, articles, interviews, etc. on the the practice of slavery in Sudan. [more inside]
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 12:33 PM PST - 3 comments

Who will prescribe me an IUD in Chicago?

What doctor in Chicago will give me an IUD? I'm 28, in a long-term relationship, no kids. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:48 AM PST - 22 comments

Which alcoholic drinks would you recommend for someone who has GERDs?

Which alcoholic drinks would you recommend to someone who has GERDs? I would like to have a few drinks to get a little buzz going this weekend with friends without damaging my stomach. Also, what food and/or OTC would be good to take before and after drinking?
posted by anonymous at 11:47 AM PST - 11 comments

How to get letters of recommendation for a grad program in a totally different field?

How do you get letters of recommendation for a grad school program totally different from your undergraduate discipline? [more inside]
posted by sureshot at 11:46 AM PST - 6 comments

How to stop snacking on junk

How can I break the habit of eating at my desk during the workday? [more inside]
posted by floweredfish at 11:32 AM PST - 23 comments

iPhoto Photo Sync

My wife has an iPhone 3G that we'd been syncing with an old eeepc. The eeepc bit the dust, so the iPhone has the only copy of lots of photos. How do we sync the photos (not from the camera roll; the ones from the photo library) to a different computer? (Windows, please)
posted by drleary at 11:30 AM PST - 9 comments

The roof is only mildly warm

How can I universally raise the volume of my Macbook Pro? My maximum volume frequently isn't loud enough. [more inside]
posted by Rory Marinich at 11:19 AM PST - 12 comments

Canon T2i for film/video

I'm looking to purchase a camera for narrative filmmaking purposes, and am considering the Canon T2i. Does anybody have experience with this camera? [more inside]
posted by brundlefly at 11:10 AM PST - 8 comments

Selling a house - Buyer offers to raise price if I pay closing costs. Anything I should be concerned about?

Selling a house - Buyer offers to raise price if I pay closing costs. Anything I should be concerned about? [more inside]
posted by sisquoc15 at 11:06 AM PST - 17 comments

Everybody's learning how

I need help finding a fall surfing beach in my NJ area. [more inside]
posted by WeekendJen at 10:55 AM PST - 3 comments

Help me find this cool picture

I would like a large print of this picture suitable for hanging on my wall. [more inside]
posted by IanMorr at 10:36 AM PST - 5 comments

Matchmaker, matchmaker, find me a business partner.

An already-existing "okcupid.com" for finding a business partner? [more inside]
posted by zeek321 at 10:26 AM PST - 11 comments

What recourse does my sister have on a mortgage?

In 2006 my sister Emy took on a condo loan for her then-future mother-in-law, Mabel, who could not qualify. Things have not worked out as well as she planned. What recourse does she have? [more inside]
posted by vilcxjo_BLANKA at 10:20 AM PST - 15 comments

Just how does the other half live?

Where do people (in Seattle, specifically) who've cracked the seven-figure income bracket shop? Eat out? If my fairy godmother appeared today with her phat bankroll for a three-day makeover spree, where would she take me? [more inside]
posted by scaryblackdeath at 10:00 AM PST - 15 comments

We've tried nothin' and we're all out of ideas.

My kid is bad. I need a book to teach me how to make her not be bad anymore. [more inside]
posted by ND¢ at 9:54 AM PST - 69 comments

Allergic to schnapps?

Sometimes when I drink alcohol I get sort of an allergic reaction: skin rash (red spots on my face and shoulders) that feels a bit itchy. The first time that happened was about 2 years ago (never had that before and I'm 29 now) and now it occurs about every tenth (or so) time I drink hard liquor. It hardly ever occurs with beer or wine and it doesn't seem to be related to a certain ingredient (it happens with vodka as well as with Campari). Plus it doesn't seem to be related to the quantity of alcohol ingested. Maybe the cause is a certain kind of food in combination with alcohol? I haven't done enough "tests" to find out more. What could that be and need I be worried?
posted by cronholio at 9:47 AM PST - 13 comments

D90 or d3100?

My wife and I are looking for a new camera with which to take pictures of our son. We've got a Point and Shoot that we're not particularly happy with so will be looking at a DSLR. I like the looks of the Nikon D3100 that is coming out soon, but the D90 seems like it might be a better camera for not a whole lot more money. Is it worth the difference in price? [more inside]
posted by bDiddy at 9:21 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me pick a portable laptop/netbook/tablet that boots fast.

I recently played with an iPad, and I definitely see the appeal. I tend to hate touchscreens in favor of clickable keyboards, but I do see the use of touchscreens in web browsing, e-book reading, etc. I like the form factor and portability of the iPad, and I especially like the no-contract a la carte wireless options. Now that I've started to think about what I might use such a device for, what are my options? [more inside]
posted by RobotNinja at 8:38 AM PST - 37 comments

A Traveling Education

I'm interested in traveling with some of my college students overseas. Have you done this? Did you work with a company like EF Tours? [more inside]
posted by madred at 8:28 AM PST - 2 comments

Post-interview thank you note: handwritten snail mail or email?

What is the best way to send a post-interview thank you note? [more inside]
posted by agent99 at 8:26 AM PST - 24 comments

What does the library do with donated books?

I like to donate my spare books to the library. They always take them. Am I helping them? [more inside]
posted by musofire at 8:21 AM PST - 21 comments

How do I use spaced repetition learning to improve my life?

How do I used spaced repetition learning to improve my life, beyond the obvious applications? [more inside]
posted by henryaj at 8:16 AM PST - 7 comments

What to expect from a corporate recruiting interview in the sciences?

Please help a new Ph.D. know what to expect from a corporate recruiting interview in the sciences. [more inside]
posted by amelioration at 8:07 AM PST - 10 comments

Forgotten book with pranks and an aardvark

Another half-remembered book from childhood: Friend of the narrator is brilliant, and coordinates or manipulates all the kids in their town into setting up awesome pranks. Pennies, soap, and aardvarks are involved. [more inside]
posted by longtime_lurker at 8:06 AM PST - 7 comments

The Harvard Classics

Dad has a bookcase of Harvard Classics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvard_Classics) his dad bought in 1910. Would like to give them to someone or an organization. They're not too rare; plenty on ebay. I'm googled out. Don't want to throw them away. Thanks.
posted by jara1953 at 8:05 AM PST - 6 comments

Nook? Kindle? Something else? Holiday gift for my Sister!

My sister loves to read. My mother and I have decided to chip in and buy her an e-reader for the holidays . At first I thought to buy her a Nook, since she lives within walking distance of a Barnes and Noble.. but after doing some preliminary research of pros and cons.. I am a little confused. [more inside]
posted by royalsong at 8:01 AM PST - 35 comments

Help me become a reasonable germophobe

I’ve recently, over the course of the last year, gone from being a pretty average person to being a raging germophobe, and I am exhausted. Instead of remaining on constant, high-alert paranoia, I would like to develop a set of rules that I can follow and rest assured that I’m doing what is reasonably possible to prevent germ-related catastrophe. I’m interested in knowing the chances of xyz germ contamination happening, and how to go about reasonable prevention that won’t disrupt normal routines or inconvenience others. What are your cleaning rituals, when do you take calculated risks, and when do you decide that worrying isn’t worth it? [more inside]
posted by pluot at 7:56 AM PST - 18 comments

Hope me, statistics-based sociologists / historians!

I need some rather specific statistical data: the number of tourists to visit Berlin in the past few years, broken down by age. [see more inside for details] [more inside]
posted by LMGM at 7:51 AM PST - 3 comments

Is it safe to sing and drive?

Can I use my commute to work to improve my singing voice? I sit in the car for an hour and a half each day. Are there any training CDs I can use in that time to learn to sing? For the purpose of this question, let's assume I can generally stay in tune when I warm up.
posted by Dragonness at 7:35 AM PST - 9 comments

Medication-induced hives: try, try again?

YANAD filter: took a new med, got hives. My doctor's advice on what to do next is troubling me a bit. Wondering if anyone who's suffered the same can tell me what their course was. [more inside]
posted by mylittlepoppet at 7:01 AM PST - 19 comments

How can I tell my jealous, insecure girlfriend I want to leave her for another woman without "proving her right"?

How can I tell my jealous, insecure girlfriend I want to leave her for another woman? [more inside]
posted by bobby_newmark at 6:26 AM PST - 54 comments

Parents/children bedroom configuration....

Is it weird for kids to sleep downstairs and parents to sleep upstairs? [more inside]
posted by A Terrible Llama at 6:09 AM PST - 43 comments

What is the most reliable connector from Yahoo Messenger & MSN Messenger to Google Talk?

I have an Android phone and using Google talk to chat with my friends. I want to connect my Google talk to MSN Messenger and Yahoo. Do you know a good and reliable connector that I can use? I know there are other clients such as Ebuddy/Meebo, but I prefer Gtalk since it is very reliable and I don't want the battery life to suffer by using another app. I did some Google search, many instructions and lists are outdated.
posted by bbxx at 5:48 AM PST - 4 comments

Chicago CTA suggestions

Which Chicago CTA train stop is most efficient in my situation? [more inside]
posted by Jackie_Treehorn at 5:30 AM PST - 8 comments

Besides letter-writing and reducing your carbon footprint, what else can one do about climate change?

Besides letter-writing and reducing your carbon footprint, what else can one do about climate change? [more inside]
posted by theNeutral at 5:17 AM PST - 18 comments

Orphan movie search

Im looking for a movie that is about bad orphans from the 70's or 80's. The scene i remember is the adopted oprhans friends (also orphans) tie up the sister and wreck the house and one of them yells hurricane. I think it may be a b rated movie
posted by ice1sro at 4:09 AM PST - 4 comments

Accessible and secure - can they be friends?

Help me design a secure method of keeping my passwords both safe and available. [more inside]
posted by Tehhund at 3:53 AM PST - 31 comments

Songs about movie stars

I need inspiration for a playlist - all songs about actors [OR by movie stars that don't normally sing]. So - Gorillaz - "Clint Eastwood", works well, as does Clint Eastwood - "I talk to the trees". I prefer songs about the stars, but by is acceptable too.
posted by dash_slot- at 3:04 AM PST - 91 comments

Help with industry figures for UK pharmacies

Where can I get hold of free or low-cost industry and financial figures for the UK over-the-counter pharmacy industry? [more inside]
posted by tawny at 2:58 AM PST - 3 comments

Please help me find this scifi book - this has been bothering me for 3+ years

Please help me find this scifi book - this has been bothering me for 3+ years [more inside]
posted by smanek at 2:55 AM PST - 3 comments

Why do I keep getting locked out of hotel rooms?

Why do I keep getting locked out of hotel rooms? [more inside]
posted by elgilito at 1:47 AM PST - 24 comments

How can I stop high-end hotels from charging me for internet access?

How can I convince high-end hotels to stop charging me for internet access? [more inside]
posted by twoleftfeet at 12:54 AM PST - 20 comments

Commercial GIS data providers

Recommendations for reputable commercial GIS data providers for international data? [more inside]
posted by stratastar at 12:19 AM PST - 6 comments

Do safe online games exist?

My almost 13 year old daughter is bored with Yoville, Farmville, and other FB games. We're in search of free online games that allow her to design an avatar, compete for virtual prizes, and have moderated opportunities for interaction. [more inside]
posted by kbar1 at 12:03 AM PST - 15 comments

excited minds want to know: what are some cool things about being born a twin?

Attention TWINS!!! Never had twins in the family, now there are 2 fraternal girls on the way. We're excited for the special things they'll experience as twins, but only know the obvious things (share a womb, always have a playmate, share clothes, etc). Please share: What are some cool things about being a twin? [more inside]
posted by wannaknow at 12:00 AM PST - 20 comments

September 22

What is this weathervane depicting?

My mother in Vancouver sent me this photo that she took while out on a stroll today. It's of a decorative weathervane on a building in Vancouver's west end (near Howe and Pacific I think she said), and shows a person reading (?) while seated backwards on a horse. Is there a story here? What is this referring to?
posted by woodblock100 at 11:48 PM PST - 3 comments

What language is this?

What's the language in these ads? (And what country thinks of milk + pandas, or Chinese + cheese?) http://laughingsquid.com/never-say-no-to-panda/
posted by kestralwing at 9:45 PM PST - 3 comments

cat dangers

My mom's new roommate has cat, I have a cat. Should the cats meet? If I were a cat I would like to spend time with my own kind, and I feel my cat has been deprived of this experience. (more below) [more inside]
posted by santogold at 9:40 PM PST - 18 comments

Books About Immense Character and Integrity

Suggestions for nonfiction books about people with immense character and integrity? [more inside]
posted by CZMR at 9:09 PM PST - 16 comments

Need help remembering the name of a multi-player world-building game

Earlier this year I watched a demo of an upcoming multi-player, online video game. In this game, you explored and build structures and traps using an extensive toolkit of components. Some items had sensors that could trigger events on other items. Tower-defense + sandbox + player-vs-player. Help me remember the game's name? [more inside]
posted by phoeniciansailor at 9:01 PM PST - 6 comments

Cans and aluminum in fridge: safe?

I used to live in a co-op, and our kitchen managers always stressed not putting cans or aluminum in the fridge. They said that it could cause botulism to grow. Fact or fiction? [more inside]
posted by archagon at 8:32 PM PST - 29 comments

How to stay friends with both people in a break-up

How do I avoid alienating either of two friends who just broke up? I have to pull out of attending an event with one of them, so do I mention that it's because I'll be attending with the other, or say nothing about why, and risk running into them there? [more inside]
posted by lollusc at 8:09 PM PST - 13 comments

Any benefit to a new modem?

Is there any benefit to upgrading my 5 year old DSL modem? [more inside]
posted by worpet at 8:00 PM PST - 8 comments

What is a great OCR program

Suggest to me a fantastic OCR program capable of preserving formatting. [more inside]
posted by maize at 7:55 PM PST - 3 comments

I Don't Need Your War Machines, I Don't Need Your Ghetto Scenes

I am an American citizen. I am utterly disgusted with America. Help me become an expat. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:52 PM PST - 54 comments

how much should i rent my skeleton for?

I own a really great skeleton. A company wants to rent it from me for 10 days. What is a fair price to charge for it? [more inside]
posted by andreapandrea at 7:47 PM PST - 22 comments

Do they still sell proper Gobstoppers?

Double question involving Wonka's Everlasting Gobstoppers. The actual ones, not the fictional ones. [more inside]
posted by norm at 7:34 PM PST - 20 comments

Wanted: Electric Ceiling Troll. Must Self-Entertain.

What cool, reasonably small electric thing would you like to have running all the time in your kitchen, that you don't need to see, touch, or turn off and on? [more inside]
posted by woot at 7:18 PM PST - 22 comments

Go to court or go to class?

What should I do, show up to court and show my proof of insurance/pay a ticket OR not go to my first day of nursing school class? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:02 PM PST - 19 comments

How can I fix my headphones, without buying a new pair?

I broke the jack on my nice headphones. :( Is there some way to fix them? [more inside]
posted by GrooveStix at 6:37 PM PST - 8 comments

Losing my second virginity in Vegas.

I'm British, male, in my late twenties, straight, and it's years since I last slept with a woman. Years. I'm going to be in Las Vegas in a few weeks and I'm wondering about resurrecting my lost sexuality there. Please help me think this through. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:35 PM PST - 25 comments

Transsexual dating.

So I am male to female pre-op transsexual, and living in the Philippines. I am curious if there are any effective transsexual dating websites out there that really give good results and not just really looking for sex? I am new to the whole online dating scene and I want to try it. Thanks a lot.
posted by anonymous at 6:33 PM PST - 2 comments

Biggest news stories in Japan 2010

Biggest news stories in Japan for the first half of 2010. [more inside]
posted by thesailor at 6:16 PM PST - 11 comments

Keyboard Input Suddenly Slow

Why is my laptop's keyboard input suddenly extremely slow? [more inside]
posted by jimmysmits at 6:03 PM PST - 6 comments

Lost Lyrics

There was a cowgirl fair who road across the prairie; she rode side saddle and her front name was Mary. Obscure folk/children song lyrics...can you fill in the blanks? [more inside]
posted by LittleMissCranky at 5:55 PM PST - 4 comments

Interesting towns or cities to visit in VT, NY or MA?

Wifey and I are on vacation. We’re currently in White River Junction, Vermont and heading towards western New York. We’d like to spend a night in a town or city that has a vibrant downtown with some interesting shops, restaurants, museums or other attractions. Saratoga is a good example of the kind of place we’d like to visit, but we’ve recently been there. Any suggestions? It doesn’t have to be directly on our route but we don’t have time for a huge detour.
posted by someonesomewhere at 5:24 PM PST - 19 comments

How do I support my fourteen-year-old as she learns how to write essays for school?

How do I support my fourteen-year-old as she learns how to write essays for school? [more inside]
posted by christopherious at 5:05 PM PST - 28 comments

Help me like my mac again

Wireless works well running Windows, but spotty running OS X. Why? [more inside]
posted by ke rose ne at 4:53 PM PST - 9 comments

sleeping low

I'm thinking about getting a platform bed for my new place. Any downsides I should know about? [more inside]
posted by roger ackroyd at 4:39 PM PST - 19 comments

How Do I Become an International Tour Leader?

I want to lead international tour groups. Please help me figure out how to find a job! [more inside]
posted by Violet Blue at 4:30 PM PST - 11 comments

Car eating habit bad!

Car nausea solutions? Once a month or so, I get motion sickness when starting to drive. It is cured by eating something, so I keep car chips (baked) in the car. Problem? I've formed a habit of car eating, without the nausea! How do I stop? When I need a cracker to stop driving and vomiting, I need it quickly. What is the most unappetizing thing to keep in the car that can be grabbed quickly to abort nausea? Points for low sodium. [more inside]
posted by rainbaby at 4:28 PM PST - 19 comments

Help remember a bible verse.

It went something like this, "How can you claim to know God's love when you don't understand Man's love, and Man's love is just a fraction of the Fathers.". [more inside]
posted by datacaliber at 4:14 PM PST - 15 comments

Is summer bigger in Texas?

I'm going to southern Texas in mid-October. Is this still beach weather down there? Any recommendations? [more inside]
posted by unannihilated at 4:10 PM PST - 9 comments

Half-remembered book quest

Please help me identify a book - I've tried Google so many times, it suspects I'm an automated robot [more inside]
posted by sleepcrime at 3:56 PM PST - 7 comments

Private water retreat, carpe diem?

IndoorPoolFilter In addition to heating cost, what issues should I be aware of when considering buying a house with an indoor in-ground pool. [more inside]
posted by aroberge at 3:45 PM PST - 6 comments

What are examples of cities/societies picking themselves up?

What are specific examples of societies/cities/etc. going through a rough period and then emerging due to certain policies/practices being put into place? [more inside]
posted by Echobelly at 3:27 PM PST - 12 comments

Dinner & Drink for the Insecure Epicure

What's for dinner? I am a reasonably skilled home cook whose skills fall into that grey area between "velveeta tuna cassarole" and "foie gras terrine with fermented plum gastrique;" my culinary skill has never failed to impress dates raised on the former, but this weekend I'm supposed to cook dinner for an experienced executive chef and I'm terrified. Suggestions for dinner, dessert, and an accompanying cocktail requested. [more inside]
posted by Juliet Banana at 3:26 PM PST - 58 comments

Printing a text file in an efficient (small) manner.

I'd like to print this text file. Since it's not exactly great literature, I'd like to save paper. [more inside]
posted by Monday, stony Monday at 3:24 PM PST - 10 comments

Any good Corporate IT Management online communities?

I'm looking for an online discussion-board or community centred around IT Management, especially in a large corporate environment. I would like to read and contribute real life dilemmas and answers on topics such as business alignment, strategy, business analysis, requirements gathering. [more inside]
posted by razzman at 3:10 PM PST - 3 comments

Affordable Couple Only Gatlinburg Wedding

I've been commissioned with planning a cheap couple only wedding in Gatlinburg. What are some things I should know, how can I keep it cheap and what else can they do while there? [more inside]
posted by magnoliasouth at 2:24 PM PST - 16 comments

One person, one challenge?

Recommendations for nonfiction adventure books with one person facing a single overwhelming challenge? [more inside]
posted by gottabefunky at 2:18 PM PST - 24 comments

Why wouldn't I only hire women then?

I need some ammo to fight an oft heard political argument [more inside]
posted by teg4rvn at 2:09 PM PST - 36 comments

How to get this domain name?

I'm looking for advice on procuring a specific domain name. [more inside]
posted by Pork-Chop Express at 2:05 PM PST - 6 comments

I am nostalgic for a made up drink.

So my Depression-era grandma used to make us this drink consisting of (I think) ginger, vinegar, sugar, and water. The recipe went to the pearly gates along with her. Help. [more inside]
posted by moitz at 2:00 PM PST - 13 comments

Microsoft Office Compatibility

Are files that were originally set up with Microsoft Excel 97 compatible with Microsoft Office 2000? Also I am assuming the Microsoft 2000 will run on Windows 7 Home Edition. Just need confirmation prior to purchasing a copy of Microsoft Office 2000. Thanks in advance.
posted by Mckoan1 at 1:59 PM PST - 8 comments

I'm sorry you're living with my nightmare

Life with (and without) Huntington's. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:56 PM PST - 15 comments

In the absence of a good prof, how can I teach myself legal research & writing?

Good resources online for learning legal writing, research, and citation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:56 PM PST - 11 comments

Someday I will be a grownup.

My boyfriend is supernice and supersweet and this freaks me out. I am not supernice or supersweet and the disparity between us freaks me out. What's wrong with me? [more inside]
posted by LokiBear at 1:48 PM PST - 52 comments

Academic Self-Talk

How Can I Care Less About My Grades? [more inside]
posted by AndGee at 1:38 PM PST - 15 comments

Identify yet another children's book.

Children's book filter: Trying to remember the title/author of a book of mystery short stories I read as a kid. [more inside]
posted by JanetLand at 1:33 PM PST - 12 comments

How does Canon's Highlight Tone Priority work? Is there any reason not to use it?

I recently bought a Canon 5D Mk II DSLR and am curious about one of its features: "Highlight Tone Priority" [more inside]
posted by sindark at 1:32 PM PST - 2 comments

What can a library do with 1 Gigabyte broadband?

So, practically speaking, what would 1 gigabit broadband internet get for a place? [more inside]
posted by indiebass at 1:03 PM PST - 15 comments

How do two foodies survive on a budget?

You are a foodie, you don't eat out often, and you manage to spend less than $400-500 on food a month for two people, including going out. How do you do it? [more inside]
posted by two lights above the sea at 1:02 PM PST - 67 comments

Help with comic name

Help with name of '70s Comic [more inside]
posted by maxmix at 12:59 PM PST - 6 comments

How to remove the smell of Drano from my Car?

I spilled a bottle of drain cleaner in the back of my car, and I'm wondering what my next steps should be? There is a slightly chlroinated odour in the cabin, so I've been trying to drive with the windows down.
posted by matkline at 12:40 PM PST - 13 comments

How to replicate the feel of a dolphin?

How to replicate the feel of a dolphin? [more inside]
posted by ictoan at 12:32 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me find this list picking interface element

Is there a name for the UI element with two list columns, and an add and a remove button between them that transfer list items from one column to the other? Is there a good free javascript implementation out there that would be easyish to integrate into a Spring Surf (Alfresco Share) application?
posted by Riki tiki at 12:31 PM PST - 5 comments

Why am I having YouTube problems?

Has YouTube not been working for people or is it just me? [more inside]
posted by Flying Saucer at 12:23 PM PST - 10 comments

Go Away, Facebook

I'm not on Facebook and don't want to be. Nonetheless, everytime my Droid boots up, it informs me my Facebook login failed. How do I stop my Droid from trying to log me into Facebook and sending me irritating messages about it?
posted by bearwife at 12:10 PM PST - 9 comments

Internet-enabled HDTV VS. regular HDTV w/Apple TV: Which is better?

Internet-enabled HDTV VS. regular HDTV w/Apple TV: Which is better? [more inside]
posted by sorrenn at 12:08 PM PST - 9 comments

Comic in Spin magazine about cupcakes and stabbing

Help me find a comic about cupcakes and stabbing! [more inside]
posted by Lemurrhea at 12:05 PM PST - 1 comment

My brother is abusing his girlfriend, and I don't know what to do.

My brother is emotionally abusing his girlfriend. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:56 AM PST - 47 comments

Should I talk to my Professors about my anxiety?

Should I talk to my Professors about my anxiety? Or do I continue to suffer quietly and underperform? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:56 AM PST - 20 comments

Keeping the "keep as new" items when exporting from Bloglines?

I've been an enthusiastic Bloglines user for years, and I've accumulated almost 1,000 items that I've marked as "keep new" which show up at the bottom of each of my feeds, waiting for me to finally get around to reading them. Now that I'm forced to switch (most likely to Google Reader), these items don't seem to get exported to the new reader. How can I retain these items as saved when I make the switch, so I don't have to try and read (or delete) all 1,000 of them by October 1st when Bloglines shuts down??
posted by ericbop at 11:53 AM PST - 12 comments

Blow my mind.

Tell me the most counterintuitive or surprising fact from your field or hobby. [more inside]
posted by theodolite at 11:51 AM PST - 106 comments

Biggest Bang™ for Buck

I'm going to travel a bit and might try to combine that with shopping. (a very novel notion, I know) Price-comparisons wanted. [more inside]
posted by monocultured at 11:31 AM PST - 3 comments

Identify antique text/document

Could anyone identify this antique document written in an unknown script (Kashmiri?) and perhaps comment on its purpose? (Pictures inside) [more inside]
posted by Petromyzon at 11:29 AM PST - 13 comments

Clavia repair shops

My Nord Electro 2 is sick. Where's a place to send it to make it better? [more inside]
posted by jackflaps at 11:29 AM PST - 2 comments

No Suggestion Is Too Wacky

A very close family member is having scary surgery tomorrow. Me and my family members will be freaked out and bored at the same time in the waiting room for an extended period of time. Can you suggest some ways to amuse and distract ourselves? [more inside]
posted by pazazygeek at 11:25 AM PST - 26 comments

Camping between Charlotte and Philly

Camping filter: looking for fairly easy tent camping roughly halfway between Charlotte, NC and Philadelphia, PA. [more inside]
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 11:08 AM PST - 8 comments

Cheapo audio setup for small conference room (with wireless mics?)

I work for a nonprofit that rents out smallish space for other nonprofits to meet in. We have one room that's big enough that soft talkers are sometimes hard to hear in back, and one of those soft talkers has recently asked if I can set up a wireless lavalier mic for her. So I need to solve too problems: the mic system, and the amplification system. [more inside]
posted by Erroneous at 11:07 AM PST - 3 comments

I guess I could put a pea between them...

Looking to donate our old mattress (Bed bug free! I swear!) to a worthy cause in Toronto. Help me find that cause. [more inside]
posted by Apollo's Favorite Mistake at 11:07 AM PST - 7 comments

Suggestions for stories featuring nonhuman main characters?

Anyone know good examples of stories with nonhuman points of view? Bonus points for having no human characters at all. [more inside]
posted by vienaragis at 10:57 AM PST - 56 comments

Help me get some .NET training in NYC

.NET Development Seminars in NYC [more inside]
posted by spacefire at 10:13 AM PST - 0 comments

Overthinking a plate of ground coffee beans

Should I refrigerate ground coffee? [more inside]
posted by zsazsa at 9:55 AM PST - 28 comments

Thanksgiving vacation rentals in New England

I'm looking for a vacation rental house in New England for Thanksgiving week. Can you tell me the best listing sites for such rentals, or give direct suggestions for rentals you've used that fit my criteria? [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 9:52 AM PST - 7 comments

Looking for that "exceptional" New Yorker novel

I'm looking for a few great novels about New York City [more inside]
posted by Lord Fancy Pants at 9:51 AM PST - 15 comments

What are my rights?

I live in an apartment with someone who was, until recently, a good friend. We're both on the lease. I've been unemployed for some time & he agreed to pick up my half of the rent until I get a new job. That's recently changed & now he's threatening to throw my things out & evict me. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:14 AM PST - 30 comments

How can they pay for my treatment without bollixing my SSDI?

How can I accept money from a relative for medical costs without screwing up my SSDI? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:13 AM PST - 10 comments

Sign ideas for Moderate Marchers

Okay, so I would love to go to John Stewart's Million Moderate March, but I need a really clever design for a sign to brandish. John himself gave a few suggestions, so those are taken. What's a self-deprecating moderate who's sick of the hyper-partisan political climate to do? [more inside]
posted by cross_impact at 9:03 AM PST - 65 comments

Beer, food, good times?

Travelfilter: NYC, first weekend of October, where to go for Octoberfest? [more inside]
posted by M Edward at 8:52 AM PST - 6 comments

Help Me Find this Phila. Eagles Lamp

Obscure Product Filter: I'm trying to locate a lamp from my childhood. It featured an nondescript Philadelphia Eagles player (kind of in this style, but three-dimensional) wearing a green uniform. It had to be from the 80s or very early 90s. If possible, I'd like to find somewhere that I could buy it.
posted by moviehawk at 8:45 AM PST - 5 comments

How to get my cats to Japan as painlessly as possible.

Anyone have any recent experience bringing a pet into Japan and avoiding quarantine? Advice about the formidable paperwork? [more inside]
posted by dmvs at 8:37 AM PST - 4 comments

kitty conumdrum

Cat cohabitation question. Please help! [more inside]
posted by backwards compatible at 8:25 AM PST - 22 comments

'mo bits 'mo money

Are we paying too much for 10-gigabit ethernet buildout for a cluster? [more inside]
posted by H. Roark at 8:14 AM PST - 9 comments

Creative ways to find a job as a newly graduated Registered Nurse in New York City?

(recession-is-over-yet-no-one-is-hiring-filter) Creative ways to find a job as a newly graduated Registered Nurse in New York City? [more inside]
posted by 5lbauthority at 7:56 AM PST - 18 comments

What should I do with my wedding dress?

What am I supposed to do with my wedding dress? [more inside]
posted by desjardins at 7:46 AM PST - 33 comments

What is pumpkin?

When figuring out baking ratios, is canned pumpkin considered a liquid or a dry ingredient? [more inside]
posted by pokeedog at 7:30 AM PST - 18 comments

Can you help me identify the jacket in this picture?

Can you help me identify the black jacket in this picture? [more inside]
posted by Evernix at 7:23 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I stop a page from attempting to load as my home page.

Every time I load IE7 a page that I visited once months ago starts to load before my home page itself loads. How do I get it to go away? [more inside]
posted by winna at 6:28 AM PST - 8 comments

Workworkwork? Work work! Work. Work? WORK!

Mr. Meese and I have been together for 5 years, but I've just moved 2000 miles away from him. It sucks. One complicating factor is that we're now both working constantly -- ten to twelve hours a day -- and when we talk to each other on the phone, we don't talk about anything but work. What else can we talk about? [more inside]
posted by meese at 6:19 AM PST - 19 comments

Bodygroom tips.

What should I do with my bodygroom trimmer? [more inside]
posted by rwatson at 2:46 AM PST - 7 comments

"linksys told me to call you. they say i have a PEBKAC error."

I work second shift (5pm-2am) in a high volume call center. Please help me preserve my sanity. [more inside]
posted by triceryclops at 1:49 AM PST - 13 comments

Help me be the most useful person you'll know after the apocalypse!

Where can I learn about practical post-apocalyptic medical skills? [more inside]
posted by wayland at 12:46 AM PST - 15 comments

Star Wars without too much death and mayhem?

I want to make a kind-of-scary movie not scary by editing out the scary parts. Can I do this relatively easily? [more inside]
posted by From Bklyn at 12:39 AM PST - 30 comments

Lady Gaga Rally

At her DADT rally the other day, Lady Gaga's podium had a banner that read "#4THE4K Rally'. What does that mean?
posted by jsslz at 12:17 AM PST - 6 comments

September 21

We want to dance like an Egyptian

Where can I find "Walk Like An Egyptian" sung in Arabic or Turkish or some other (belly-dance appropriate) language? [more inside]
posted by malibustacey9999 at 11:58 PM PST - 6 comments

Strong sugar-free mints, with an unabashed pedigree

Are there any super-strong, all natural sugar free mints out there? [more inside]
posted by rouftop at 11:39 PM PST - 11 comments

ISO Couples Therapist in Tucson

Looking for a couples therapist in Tucson, Az. We're young, not married, but need some professional help. If you have specific recommendations, MeMail me. Otherwise, if you have a suggestion where to look for a recommendation, that would be great too. Thanks!
posted by ericc at 11:18 PM PST - 1 comment

Reliable FTP client for iPad?

Reliable FTP client for iPad, including direct editing of remote text files (ideally with some degree of syntax highlighting) and uploading of non-text files? All options I've found in the App Store have mixed-to-poor reviews.
posted by kalapierson at 10:23 PM PST - 5 comments

How to outreach to adult ESL program prospects?

Do you know any tried and true methods of outreach to adult ESL program prospects? We need ideas for spreading the word about this program and hopefully, enrolling new participants. What has worked for your organization? [more inside]
posted by tamitang at 10:13 PM PST - 7 comments

Please help!!!!

Help! My TI-86 just fried itself and I have a stats exam tomorrow! [more inside]
posted by hoperaiseshell at 9:45 PM PST - 9 comments

Need SSL advice!

I need to password protect a section of the website I built (Mac OS X, Dreamweaver CS4) for my daughter's very small nursery school. Our web host is suggesting we buy a SSL certificate. The information I'm interested in protecting is the names, addresses, phone numbers and email addresses of about 60 people - do I go with 128-bit or 256-bit encryption? 256-bit is more than twice the cost of 128.
posted by missuswayne at 9:27 PM PST - 21 comments

Ethics of Web Design

A website I designed has been branded with another web design firm's logo after very minimal changes - is this fair business? [more inside]
posted by inactivist at 9:19 PM PST - 6 comments

What's a good roller derby spin on a folk song?

I need a roller derby name with a folk twist. [more inside]
posted by ajarbaday at 9:10 PM PST - 55 comments

What's the right environment for easy GUI programming?

I want to be able to throw together a simple application that will allow me to visually play around with R-Trees. What's the most accessible (read: easy, quick) way for me to be able to do this? [more inside]
posted by that girl at 8:51 PM PST - 5 comments

11 bulb Scandianvian candelabra dilemma

Asking for my mom. She's got a bunch of Scandinavian candelabras, the kind that need different bulbs depending on how many they use (wired in series). Most have 5 or 7 bulbs - no problem. But this one has 11 bulbs, and we're having no luck finding replacement bulbs. Her usual store for replacements, in Portland OR, told her they don't make candelabras in that size - no help there. The store where she bought it, in Junction City OR, has closed. We've searched online to no avail. Any suggestions on where to find these would be appreciated.
posted by dorey_oh at 8:47 PM PST - 10 comments

The only thing harder than breaking up

Working with an ex. We just got out of each other's space. Now our only point of interaction is work. It is awkward and uncomfortable, not just because of the obvious but also because it seems he's going out of his way to be unpleasant. The job is great, the pay is amazing, and the company is awesome. I've been there for a year. He's been there for a year and three months. Quitting is not an option for either of us. [more inside]
posted by chichimimizu at 8:46 PM PST - 36 comments

I want to change my major from political science to astronomy, but I have no math/science background.

I want to change my major from political science to astronomy, but I have no math/science background. [more inside]
posted by anonymish at 8:28 PM PST - 24 comments

Prince Albert + IUD = trouble?

Prince Albert + IUD = trouble? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:19 PM PST - 14 comments

S.A.T. Prep

If you have recently taken, or helped someone take the S.A.T. - What is currently best prep course for the S.A.T.? Kaplan? Princeton Review? I'm looking for up-to-date insights, so I am looking to hear only from those who have recently taken one of the courses, or are teachers with students who have taken one of the courses.
posted by cashman at 8:02 PM PST - 5 comments

Stanley Park Design Layout

Where can I find detailed Blueprint/ Design Layouts for various urban parks? Bonus: Stanley Park, Vancouver. [more inside]
posted by Jsn7821 at 7:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Ideas requested for a computer desk lamp

Our computer desk needs a lamp and I need ideas. [more inside]
posted by davcoo at 7:29 PM PST - 6 comments

One potato, two potato, sick potato, four

Where can I find a "visual guide to potato diseases" poster? [more inside]
posted by caaaaaam at 7:13 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me avert a charity BBQ disaster

What is the most logical way to cater for a BBQ and bake sale (for a non-profit organisation) when we can't confirm numbers or rely on RSVPs? [more inside]
posted by Weng at 7:03 PM PST - 7 comments

Why did Reid vote no?

Why did Harry Reid vote against the DADT repeal bill? [more inside]
posted by Bukvoed at 6:44 PM PST - 12 comments

Find a long lost song?

Can any of you recommend resources for finding out of print vocal sheet music? [more inside]
posted by Lokheed at 6:42 PM PST - 3 comments

Name of anti-coercion notification warning system & example?

I'm looking for the name of an anti-coercion notification warning system, and an example of any businesses that still use it. Thanks. [more inside]
posted by unrequited at 6:15 PM PST - 4 comments

Boozey baked goods can be gluten free too!

Cupcakefilter: Help us find the best gluten free beer to use in GF Irish Carbomb Cupcakes! [more inside]
posted by runaway ballista at 6:08 PM PST - 8 comments

Looking for sewing notions supplier.

I'm looking for a supplier of sewing notions. [more inside]
posted by wwartorff at 6:08 PM PST - 6 comments

Find me a coffee table book -- about power lines!

Are there any coffee-table books with photos of power lines, linemen at work, and such? Ideally rural, last-mile type work (not the giant transmission lines). [more inside]
posted by evilmomlady at 6:02 PM PST - 11 comments

Replacing a laptop with insurance money.

Help me find a laptop for $1370. [more inside]
posted by cabbages at 5:53 PM PST - 11 comments

How can I bend Windows 7 to my will?

How can I make my 64-bit Win 7 VAIO compatible to play this game? [more inside]
posted by Vrai at 5:41 PM PST - 4 comments

How can I be a cool godmother?

My goddaughter is 3 and a half (she's made it very clear that the 1/2 is important) and so I'm now allowed to take her out by myself without parental supervision. But I'm clueless as to what I can do with her that she will enjoy and am looking for suggestions! [more inside]
posted by finding.perdita at 5:37 PM PST - 38 comments

15 minutes of... what?

I'm the invited speaker at a reunion of 1995 law school graduates, and I've never gone to any school reunions. What should I talk about? [more inside]
posted by Alizaria at 5:36 PM PST - 4 comments

Where can I buy this image?

GraphicDesignerHitsBrickWallFilter: Where can I purchase this image? [more inside]
posted by springbound at 5:17 PM PST - 6 comments

selling a house

Help me tease out too many uncertainties and variables in selling a house. [more inside]
posted by wilful at 5:13 PM PST - 9 comments

Outdoor activities in the Sydney area for a family with a five-year-old and no car?

Outdoor activities in the Sydney area for a family with a five-year-old and no car? [more inside]
posted by AmbroseChapel at 4:47 PM PST - 11 comments

The Unkindest Haircut

I'd like to find a conservative, reasonably priced barber in Boston who can give me (a 23 year old white male) a professional-looking haircut. [more inside]
posted by notswedish at 4:46 PM PST - 9 comments

Do you know what this strange sea creature is?

I saw this mysterious item on a kayaking trip in Ten Thousand Islands in January. I can't even tell if it's plant or animal or what. . . This has been bugging me for a while, thought I'd try here. For reference, according to my memory this object is about 8-10" long. Any clues are appreciated! [more inside]
posted by abirdinthehand at 4:42 PM PST - 5 comments

You can look at the screen again now, honey

What are some engaging films for both younger kids and adults that are mostly free of scary tension or evil villians? [more inside]
posted by lisa g at 4:34 PM PST - 63 comments

My relationships come with a 90 day warranty and end as soon as it runs out. Why?

It seems like my relationship expiration date is set at 3 months in. What could I be doing wrong? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:50 PM PST - 21 comments

if it's cold and rainy it's not bad luck, it's called autumn

What are you best tips for dealing with a debbie downer? [more inside]
posted by raztaj at 3:38 PM PST - 23 comments

How would you split the rent?

Asking for a friend: I am considering moving into a two bedroom apartment with a couple. I would have one room (the smaller one), and they would occupy the master bedroom. Their room is very large -- close to twice the size of mine. What would be an equitable split of the rent? All utilities are included in the rent.
posted by bluefly at 3:32 PM PST - 21 comments

Shish my kebabs

Grilling: what should I put on a skewer? I am enjoying the urban luxury of my first ever charcoal grill, but after a summer of plain steaks, burgers and fish, I'm ready to branch out into the world of kebabs. What are some interesting X-on-a-stick recipes?
posted by CunningLinguist at 3:31 PM PST - 25 comments

Saw coworker sex video, not sure what to do

100% by accident, I discovered a sex video of a coworker online. Normally, my course of action would be to forget it ever happened and never mention it to anyone. But this might be a different kind of case and I don't know what to do about it. [more inside]
posted by Seahorse, rode hard and put away wet at 3:24 PM PST - 87 comments

Need a Mac video download conversion automator

MacOSX: Want to run a video converter after a download/torrent finishes. [more inside]
posted by beammeup4 at 3:23 PM PST - 3 comments

Create a head-to-head schedule for 7 teams over 10 weeks?

How do I go about creating a schedule for head-to-head matchups for a league with seven teams over ten weeks? [more inside]
posted by lulz at 3:13 PM PST - 8 comments

Cats in the heating ducts

Our cat made it's way in to the heating duct in our apartment building in Brooklyn, and now she's missing. Help! What do we do? [more inside]
posted by fingers_of_fire at 2:59 PM PST - 19 comments

How to keep read emails unread

I share a gmail account with someone. I read the messages on Mac's Mail program, she reads them in Gmail. I would like to be able to read them in my program and have them remain marked as unread in Gmail. Are there any plugins you fine folks can think of to help us out?
posted by munchingzombie at 2:54 PM PST - 3 comments

Disorientation prognosis

Does this sound like an onset of dementia, panic attack, short term memory issue or Alzheimer's? [more inside]
posted by zenpop at 2:51 PM PST - 14 comments

Headphone Help

So I had a pair of Shure E4c-n I really liked that got destroyed. I am thinking about buying a pair of Shure SE425s. Are there any comparable earbuds I should be checking out? A couple other things inside. [more inside]
posted by bytewrite at 2:34 PM PST - 6 comments

Is allowing users to submit ads going to be a problem?

[Web dev filter] I work for a small parenting publication that uses advertising on the website. My boss wants me to create an online system where a user can upload an image, choose from a number of different options (length of time the ad will stay up, number of pages on the site it will appear on, etc), then check out using PayPal. Am I crazy to think that there will be many problems down the road with this? [more inside]
posted by coupdefoudre at 2:31 PM PST - 16 comments

Help me remember this book, please.

[bookfilter] Help me remember this non fiction book I read as a teenager about "mind power" (if I remember correctly) [more inside]
posted by patheral at 1:59 PM PST - 5 comments

For how long was Han Solo frozen in carbonite?

For how long was Han Solo frozen in carbonite?
posted by R. Mutt at 1:54 PM PST - 7 comments

How many world leaders attend the UN General Assembly?

Typically, how many world leaders attend the UN General Assembly in Sept each year? [more inside]
posted by jchaw at 1:53 PM PST - 3 comments

Where can I get industrial strength hydrogen peroxide in Toronto?

Where can I get industrial strength hydrogen peroxide in Toronto (and is that what I need)? [more inside]
posted by SNACKeR at 1:52 PM PST - 18 comments

Skills for a web freelancer

What should I learn/do to improve my chances of getting a web-related job/be a successful freelancer? [more inside]
posted by Memo at 1:51 PM PST - 4 comments

XML - Why won't you play nice?

XML_Torture: Postgre database with massive data stored as XML. I need to export the XML, along with some other data, to PDF. I need to do this for around 15,000 records. And by next Thursday. [more inside]
posted by playertobenamedlater at 1:36 PM PST - 12 comments

Warrenty Gas Furnace Worthwhile

anybody have experience with the gas company, National Grid, warranty/sevice plan for home heat? [more inside]
posted by daveo'h at 1:35 PM PST - 0 comments

Mouse for autocad

What would be a good mouse to use for Autocad? [more inside]
posted by state fxn at 1:29 PM PST - 10 comments

How to repair a business relationship after a lawsuit?

How should I repair my relationship wth my former employer after a lawsuit? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:27 PM PST - 6 comments

Music for party for 11-year old girl?

Suggestions for party music? [more inside]
posted by foxhat10 at 1:27 PM PST - 10 comments

Help my body recover from a spectacularly bad year

Can unhealthy weight loss become healthy weight maintenance? [more inside]
posted by space_cookie at 1:21 PM PST - 14 comments

Looking for beautifully designed mobile websites.

I am looking for beautifully designed websites built for viewing on mobile devices. [more inside]
posted by Brent Parker at 1:05 PM PST - 2 comments

Am I getting screwed out of overtime?

Am I getting screwed out of overtime? [more inside]
posted by toekneebullard at 12:53 PM PST - 10 comments

Bringing a couch in from storage?

We've had a couch in a storage unit for a few years now. We'd like to bring it back into our apartment. What precautions should we take before we bring it? (i.e. concerns about dust, pests, molds.) The couch is fabric (not microfiber to my recollection) and has not been wrapped.
posted by entropicamericana at 12:49 PM PST - 1 comment

What is this thing?

What are these optical devices? [more inside]
posted by abirae at 12:48 PM PST - 9 comments

Photography Project

How can I make photo slides from a digital camera? Also I need a light box to display them. [more inside]
posted by jddizzle at 12:41 PM PST - 3 comments

Is something missing from most artists' websites?

What do you look for when you’re looking at art online? Beyond the standard examples-of-work, bio, CV, statement, and contact information, what additional types of content (if any) might contribute to an informative, engaging website for a visual artist? [more inside]
posted by wreckingball at 12:37 PM PST - 10 comments

We need a locking mailbox. Suggest one?

We need a locking mailbox. Suggest one? [more inside]
posted by AllieTessKipp at 12:20 PM PST - 4 comments

How can I get a job with a view?

Help me discover the path to a job working on the clusters of equipment that sit on top of mountains. [more inside]
posted by Esefa at 12:06 PM PST - 4 comments

Beautiful Wordpress Design Examples

Cutest, Functional WordPress site layouts with lots of bells and whistles? [more inside]
posted by curiositykilledthelemur at 11:38 AM PST - 3 comments

Seeking Austin family law/divorce lawyer familiar with gay legal issues

Can you recommend a family law/divorce lawyer in Austin, TX who is familiar with gay legal issues? Difficulty: house, savings accounts, powers of attorney, medical directives, wills.
posted by dancestoblue at 11:36 AM PST - 2 comments

Is this raptor just a really gruff osprey?

What is this raptor I hear every morning? I'm in Plymouth, MA near a large lake. It's not an osprey or bald eagle (I listened to all the raptors at All About Birds), and unfortunately I have only seen it once (and not very well) so ID'ing it by sound is my only option. The problem is that it sounds like a Harris's Hawk, which only lives in the Southwest. [more inside]
posted by nekton at 11:30 AM PST - 5 comments

I'm solar-powered, and I want a backup battery.

Whenever it's dark outside, my brain starts winding down for the day. This is fine in the summer, but right about this time of year it starts to suck a little. How can I get going in the evenings? [more inside]
posted by Metroid Baby at 11:21 AM PST - 24 comments

Please not another Guess Culture office!

What questions can I ask to suss out the corporate culture of a new place to work? Also, how short a gig is too short a gig? [more inside]
posted by travertina at 11:20 AM PST - 13 comments

How do you keep your class in order?

TeacherFilter: What kinds of rules and policies do you include in your classroom management plan for secondary science education? Either for specific circumstances (a cell phone policy) or in general (be respectful). [more inside]
posted by kro at 11:14 AM PST - 13 comments

One circle is boring, many circles are...?

Please help me to devise some crafty ideas for some boring, round boards! [more inside]
posted by Zoyashka at 10:49 AM PST - 14 comments

Microsoft Exchange 2010 DAG and Disaster recovery-does it work?

Does Microsoft's Exchange 2010 streched DAG work as advertised for fail over in a disaster to a colo? How hard is it to fail over? Is it difficult to configure? [more inside]
posted by aacheson at 10:38 AM PST - 2 comments

Not handicrafts AGAIN!

I know we've got some fabulously crafty people hanging out on the Green. What have been some of your best appreciated, cheap Holiday projects? [more inside]
posted by Ys at 10:32 AM PST - 47 comments

What's the best

Currently I am a marketing writer in Massachusetts and I would like to develop some new skills for Web page Usability Best Practices and also content and design generation. [more inside]
posted by modoriculous at 10:31 AM PST - 5 comments

Lock it up

How, as a blondiepants white girl, can I successfully participate in discussions about Black hair? [more inside]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:28 AM PST - 40 comments

How can I stop being unproductively didactic?

How can I stop being unnecessarily didactic? [more inside]
posted by fvox13 at 10:23 AM PST - 38 comments

What are the benefits and headaches of equity in a private company?

What are the benefits and headaches of owning equity in a private company? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:21 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me get the perfect mattress in NYC!

Help me get the perfect mattress in NYC! [more inside]
posted by griphus at 10:18 AM PST - 4 comments

How to find out about a possible County Court Judgement?

How to find out about a possible County Court Judgement? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:02 AM PST - 3 comments

Why can't I just WORK???

Why can't I just WORK? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:01 AM PST - 56 comments

The Apollinaire of the Xbox

How do I become an avant-garde video game reviewer? [more inside]
posted by cmoj at 10:01 AM PST - 9 comments

A bird-brained question.

Yesterday, I was watching a bird trying to cross a street. It would start walking, and when a car came, it would freak out and fly back to where it started, then start walking again. This went on for a while. Why didn't it just fly over the road to the other side?
posted by reductiondesign at 9:38 AM PST - 19 comments

shopping for a case/bag for my canon rebel

i am looking for a case for my new camera (canon rebel xs). i would like it to fit the camera with the kit lens and maybe have some extra room for a wallet. it doesn't necessarily have to be a camera case, but something that would fit and pad my camera and protect it from rain. thanks! thank you!
posted by sabh at 9:26 AM PST - 8 comments

Know any great books on secret/unique/awesome R&D labs?

Help me find books and articles that detail the inner workings of Skunk Works-y research labs and other advanced R&D operations (like Bell Labs/Manhattan project/Lincoln Lab). [more inside]
posted by fake at 9:21 AM PST - 9 comments

Having a hard time coping with a breast reduction.

Just had a breast reduction last Wednesday and I'm having a hard time coping with this. Insight from others who've had this procedure would be appreciated. [more inside]
posted by MaryDellamorte at 9:14 AM PST - 30 comments

Help me get an Iraqi penpal

How can I find an Iraqi penpal? I'm an American and I only speak English. [more inside]
posted by Galaxor Nebulon at 9:09 AM PST - 6 comments

Rockabilly First Dance?

Rockabilly Romance: what song should we have our rockabilly band play as the first dance at our wedding? [more inside]
posted by tiny crocodile at 9:08 AM PST - 22 comments

Great music to run to

Please recommend music I can listen to while I run! The more intense, the better. Video game music often works, but I'm open to anything that makes me feel like I never want to stop. Examples of what I love best inside. [more inside]
posted by shirobara at 9:03 AM PST - 23 comments

what's the best electric blanket for a massage table ?

A friend is looking for the perfect electric blanket to keep her massage table warm for the people she will be massaging (nothing kinky, sorry to disappoint). She's looking for electric blankets that heats quickly (under 15 minutes would be perfect), also required : a timer. This has to be an electric blanket for one person. Any make/model available in Europe to recommend ?
posted by Baud at 9:03 AM PST - 5 comments

Vinyl masters

What are some quality but not-too-expensive places I can get tracks mastered and pressed on vinyl? [more inside]
posted by god particle at 9:00 AM PST - 5 comments

What's the best tool to author CD-Rom and DVD-Roms these days?

What's the best tool to author CD-Rom and DVD-Roms these days? [more inside]
posted by media_itoku at 8:48 AM PST - 2 comments

They're pretty friendly, actually...

What are some good icebreaking activities for cross-cultural friendship groups? [more inside]
posted by atchafalaya at 8:41 AM PST - 3 comments

PDF character encoding problem

I have a series of text-based PDF documents that I need to export to Word, but the character encoding is messed up whether I use Reader's save to text or simply copy-and-paste. Help! [more inside]
posted by drlith at 8:34 AM PST - 9 comments

Playas in De Wallen

Please help me devise a serious RPG about the social milieu of Amsterdam's Red Light District [more inside]
posted by Elizabeth the Thirteenth at 8:34 AM PST - 7 comments

Chart Me Up

Need recommendations for producing charts within a web page. Snowflake details: Must produce an image (JOG, PNG, GIF) so that the entire page can be exported to a PDF. Must work with SSL. Google Charts works great but does not allow for SSL.
posted by juggler at 8:31 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I get the music from my mac-formatted ipod onto my new windows computer?

How do I get the music from my mac-formatted ipod onto my new windows computer? [more inside]
posted by pintapicasso at 8:29 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I sync my iPhone 4 to my Mac without losing my saved game data?

How do I sync my iPhone 4 to my Mac without losing my saved game data? [more inside]
posted by chowflap at 8:14 AM PST - 10 comments

Credit Union Closing Delay

Can anything be done to help a credit union with final closing? [more inside]
posted by tangram1 at 8:07 AM PST - 1 comment

Recipes for delicious cinnamon buns?

Looking for recipes for delicious cinnamon buns/sticky rolls! [more inside]
posted by Mrs. Pterodactyl at 7:56 AM PST - 22 comments

Buy or lease a car ?

Can anyone tell me if leasing a new Prius would be better then buying? [more inside]
posted by absolutshrk at 7:52 AM PST - 17 comments

iTunes wants to delete all my apps!

I just plugged my work-provided iPad in to my office computer, and it's saying if I don't authorize this computer all the apps (that I paid for) will be deleted; but then it says 5 computers are already authorized so I can't! Please help. [more inside]
posted by misskaz at 7:42 AM PST - 4 comments

It WASN'T Goosebumps Vol. 873 : The Case of the Pernicious Pog

Calling upon the Hive Mind to once again exercise its SUPER DEADLY NINJA POWERS and identify another obscure, barely-remembered book! This time, it's an ancient kids' book. [more inside]
posted by julthumbscrew at 7:07 AM PST - 5 comments

Can a landlord use an expired lease to determine when I can move out?

Does it matter when my lease began if I'm no longer under the lease, but still occupying the premises? [more inside]
posted by slyboots421 at 7:06 AM PST - 24 comments

The hot water in my shower was hotter today. Should I be concerned?

The temperature of the hot water in my shower was hotter today. Not scalding or uncomfortable, but hotter than I've felt it before. Why would that happen, and should I inspect the water heater? How do I do that, and what should I look for?
posted by bleary at 6:47 AM PST - 13 comments

map of london made from traffic data

A while back i saw a map of london, made using data of people's daily journeys. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
posted by compound eye at 4:48 AM PST - 8 comments

Tangled up in beads

My necklaces are currently in a drawer, getting tangled up and forgotten. Any ideas on how to sort them out? NB I can't hang anything up on the wall. [more inside]
posted by mippy at 4:16 AM PST - 34 comments

Mefites are Little Stars!!

Variations on Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star? [more inside]
posted by low_horrible_immoral at 1:11 AM PST - 33 comments

Selling Tickets to the Delivery Room

How to negotiate difference of opinion between mum and dad on who should be present at baby's birth? [more inside]
posted by Kappi at 12:09 AM PST - 89 comments

September 20

Accurate Keyword Tool

What's the most accurate free SEO keyword/phrase tool out there? [more inside]
posted by Bacillus at 11:19 PM PST - 5 comments

Facebook's Blogger blog post preview is misbehaving.

I have a Blogger blog. People other than me have been semi-regularly sharing my blog posts on Facebook. Neat! But I don't like how Facebook previews the content of my blog post. It shows a photo of my face (from my Blogger profile) and the permanent text from my blog's banner. I wish it would preview the beginning of the blog post (and, ideally, not show my face). This issue seems to be Blogger-specific. [more inside]
posted by John Cohen at 10:43 PM PST - 16 comments

How do I solicit money for a friend?

I want to solicit donations with a money raised bar and everything to buy a bike for a good friend who just had her bike stolen. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:25 PM PST - 23 comments

starcraft 2 mp3s

i want to copy the starcraft 2 voice mp3s esp tychus in the odin but the sc2 file is one big file i cant open i would appreciate any help i could record it during gameplay i guess but it wouldnt b quite as good
posted by quseio at 8:18 PM PST - 8 comments

British Consultate accepted my application but missed it was urgent!

The British Consulate Visa Section in LA today COMPLETELY MISSED the fact my visa application was entitled to priority service from UK-Worldbridge Service despite the priority service notice being the first thing they would have seen upon opening the envelope. My university in Birmingham has been extremely bad at getting documents to me and I start in a week and a half. Is there any way I can notify the consulate that I have made a priority service application and so it should be treated as such?
posted by parmanparman at 8:17 PM PST - 5 comments

Is there anything I can do about a cease and desist from Apple?

Our small stationery project just received a cease and desist order from our dear leaders at Apple. YANAL etc etc, but I am feeling rage out of my eyeballs and am wondering if there is anything we can do, or if we just have to bend over and take it? Juicy details inside! [more inside]
posted by LongDrive at 8:17 PM PST - 15 comments

Best place to advertise creative/theatre/singing gig in NYC?

A small, cheerful, talented group of strangers will run into my girlfriend & I somewhere in NYC and break into song to help me propose to her. How do I find these fine folks? [more inside]
posted by shazzam at 8:08 PM PST - 22 comments

Where on Northern California Coast, 1960?

Where was this photo taken? It's on the Northern California coast in 1960. There's a house that is probably recognizable in the photo. [more inside]
posted by ShooBoo at 7:49 PM PST - 17 comments

Flake, unserious, or maybe...shy?

Why might my co-worker talk about the two of us hanging out after work and then never follow through? Details of our situation inside, of course. [more inside]
posted by houndsoflove at 6:52 PM PST - 34 comments

Buy New Practical Car or Invest in Used Luxury Car?

Buy a new car or an older used luxury (BMW, Mercedes) car? [more inside]
posted by pxharder at 6:35 PM PST - 26 comments

Free calls over wifi on the Droid

Free calls over WiFi on a Droid? [more inside]
posted by klinefelter at 6:06 PM PST - 5 comments

It's time to smile.

Can you help me figure out the key/chords for Xavier Rudd's "Time to Smile"? [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 6:01 PM PST - 4 comments

eBay tickets?

Is it safe to buy concert tickets on Ebay? [more inside]
posted by bstreep at 5:51 PM PST - 14 comments

Fill in the blank!

"If [blank] were [blank(s)] then [blank] would be [blank]." Have you heard this before? Like, is this a particular saying with specific words in the [blank]'s? Or are there different permuations? I've had this general pattern in my head all day and I can't for the life of me remember how I've heard it go. Please fill in the [blank] and help me get it out of my head.
posted by hegemone at 5:16 PM PST - 54 comments

FRAIL.

Can anyone recommend some good resources - DVDs, websites, or books - for learning clawhammer/old-time banjo? I don't live anywhere near a teacher, and am starting from scratch with essentially no musical background. [more inside]
posted by pilibeen at 5:02 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I get rid of cigarette odours in an apartment?

How do I get rid of cigarette odours in an apartment? [more inside]
posted by esprit de l'escalier at 5:00 PM PST - 16 comments

Get Confident, Stupid!

I have an opportunity to do what I dream of doing, writing a food column, but utterly fail at journalism. What do I do get cojones and pursue this dream to something bigger? [more inside]
posted by Kitteh at 4:28 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me make my iPad work for work

So, iPad, huh? Help me make it work (for me). [more inside]
posted by dg at 4:26 PM PST - 14 comments

Which tv couples are securely attached?

Examples of secure/insecure attachment relationships in movies/tv? [more inside]
posted by supramarginal at 4:18 PM PST - 7 comments

If a collections action goes to court, does the claimant have to be present?

If a collection goes to court, does the claimant have to be present? And a couple other questions about collections. [more inside]
posted by frodoxiii at 3:42 PM PST - 2 comments

Any good internet radio station for Coffeehouses?

Any good internet radio station for Coffeehouses? [more inside]
posted by moteldemoka at 3:38 PM PST - 13 comments

Pack clothing to go to 2nd home?

We just bought a condo (with a large closet in the master) in a ski resort town about 1 1/2 hours from our home. we use it on weekends and for vacation. I have a question about keeping clothes there or packing clothes each time we go. I thought originally it would make sense to keep clothes there but am finding it kind of makes me crazy. It seems like unless I remember what is there, I am forever guessing wrong. For example, last time I was there I was with only one pair of underwear because I thought i had some there. Anyone have any advice for me that will simplify my clothing life? It almost seems easiest to just pack all of what i need for the weekend. We go about 2 weekends per month and I visit random times alone during the month. Thank you!
posted by seekingsimplicity at 3:37 PM PST - 20 comments

How to coach soccer at Junior High?

Can you help me become a passable soccer coach for middle school? [more inside]
posted by fantasticninety at 3:28 PM PST - 9 comments

Hebrew in LaTeX?

Help me with LaTeX (again)! I need to find a way to write decent Hebrew. I like the cjhebrew package, but I don't know how to change the font. I also tried using XeTeX, but I don't know how to get Right-to-left using it. Also, other problems. Warning: Long explanations involving Terminal and installing new packages that aren't on CTAN will go over my head. [more inside]
posted by lhude sing cuccu at 3:10 PM PST - 5 comments

What's a piece of art that has an interesting story waiting to be written?

What's a piece of art that has an interesting story waiting to be written? [more inside]
posted by ptsampras14 at 3:10 PM PST - 32 comments

I want my husband to go away.

I want to find some kind of retreat for my husband. Something over a long weekend up to a week would be ideal. [more inside]
posted by TooFewShoes at 2:34 PM PST - 27 comments

Do they have to be useless too, on top of being unattractive?!

Have you been able to breastfeed successfully despite having tuberous (tubular) breasts? Do you know someone who has? Please hope me. [more inside]
posted by kitcat at 2:06 PM PST - 38 comments

Ga Ga ooo la la! Help me learn an African Language!

Would any of you know of good, basic grammars or online (podcasts, &c.) resources for learning Ga? [more inside]
posted by Tchad at 1:46 PM PST - 2 comments

For the sake of nostalgia...

Horseracing sim? [more inside]
posted by torisaur at 1:39 PM PST - 5 comments

Don't Want To Be A Lonely Scientist...

I'm a total nerd and a social butterfly - not the stereotypical combination, but it can't be that uncommon. I love learning things, playing games, solving puzzles, abstract philosophical debates - and creating emotional bonds with people, making small talk, giving advice, maybe even a little gossiping. What kind of job might be a good fit for me? What careers/fields are both intellectually challenging and socially rewarding? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:37 PM PST - 31 comments

We're in the Future in Western Nebraska

I've traveled through the Nebraska panhandle three times this summer, and each time my cell phone clock jumped two hours ahead of what it should have said (to the equivalent of Eastern Time). Can you explain it? [more inside]
posted by aabbbiee at 1:36 PM PST - 7 comments

2 year old house cat chewing cords and straps in half.

Why is our cat chewing cords and straps in half; and may eat small pieces of it, but mostly leaves it? (Shoelaces, Bra Straps, Tank Top Straps, iPhone cords, etc.) Aside from the idea that cats seem to enjoy chewing and licking leathery things or plastic things, like plastic bags, is there a greater reason? Maybe psychological? He is fed 1/3 cup of food twice a day, once in the morning and once at night, I doubt he is hungry. Any ideas on a replacement? More inside. [more inside]
posted by sir_rubixalot at 1:20 PM PST - 31 comments

Antidepressant weight loss?

My fiancee, who is 5' 3" and used to weigh about 125 pounds, has recently lost her appetite and I'm starting to worry about her. In the past six months she has lost 10-15 pounds and is never hungry. Although she never ate much to begin with, I have noticed a big decline in how much she now eats. She also seems to be sleeping excessively and doesn't have much energy. I know that she recently started taking Celexa to treat anxiety, but could it really cause such drastic changes? Are there any alternatives that she could ask her doctor about?
posted by anonymous at 12:37 PM PST - 17 comments

I want to go to rehab but I don't have a habit!

Where would I find something like rehab... but without the drug bit? So basically like a retreat, but with talks/mutual feedback (trying to avoid the word "therapy")... and not excrutiatingly expensive. [more inside]
posted by ClarissaWAM at 12:30 PM PST - 17 comments

Audio careers in film and television

I'm looking for information about careers in audio, sound and music within the film and television industries. Info like how to find an entry level job/internship, size of the industry, average income, etc for jobs like sound designer, audio editor, production sound mixer, dialogue editor, composer, foley etc. Thanks!
posted by Charlie Lesoine at 12:05 PM PST - 2 comments

He likes ALL kinds of Swedish Fish!

My brother is back in Chicago and looking for a job, preferably in the culinary world. But he's also looking to move away from retail and restaurant work, and is both unsure what's out there and wondering what other kinds of education he could do to improve his future prospects. Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by Madamina at 12:04 PM PST - 5 comments

Digital screen for museum exhibit

I'm looking for a digital picture frame that can play video and sound. I'd like to find something as close to 15 inches wide as possible. This is going to be used as a part of an exhibit, and must be no wider than 15 inches, total (screen + frame + anything else). There are no specific height requirements. Thank you!
posted by nalyd at 11:59 AM PST - 5 comments

Have a Libra (not Virgo) baby?

My 2nd baby is due today. Me, Hubby and first baby are all Libras. It'd be cool if baby #2 were 'in the same club'. How long do I have to hold on in order to make this happen? ie: What's the first possible minute this baby could be born a Libra instead of a Virgo? Is midnight on Friday the 24th accurate?
posted by carolekorea at 11:57 AM PST - 13 comments

+1 to _______ skill!

Looking for suggestions for fun/interesting/unique classes I could take in NYC. [more inside]
posted by Kattiara17 at 11:52 AM PST - 12 comments

Filet crochet source

I am looking for a source for filet crochet valances like this one. Not looking for patterns, just finished items. I've seen these with a variety of figural shapes in kitchen windows all over Europe but can't find them the US.
posted by skidoom at 11:52 AM PST - 4 comments

Recommendations for hardboiled detective SF or fantasy?

Can you recommend fiction that is a crossover between noir/hardboiled detective stories and sci-fi/fantasy? [more inside]
posted by gritter at 11:48 AM PST - 64 comments

Help me get up to speed with current educational trends.

Teachers and other folks who work in the field of education: Where can I find out what’s currently popular/important in middle-school and high-school education? I’m looking for professional resources, trends, current education gurus—the kinds of things I’d find at Heinemann or at conventions like NCTE or IRA, but I’ve already been on the Heinemann site, and I can’t make it to conventions this year. [more inside]
posted by TEA at 11:34 AM PST - 6 comments

Cluster@#$%

Tell me about your cluster headaches and what you do to cope with them.
posted by mandymanwasregistered at 11:32 AM PST - 8 comments

How can I stop spotting?

I started spotting today. How can I stop it by Thursday? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:27 AM PST - 6 comments

Huffington Post style slideshow plugin for Wordpress?

As ugly as they are, I'd like to find a plugin or other way to add Huffington Post style slideshows to a Wordpress installed blogged. Does anything out there exist? [more inside]
posted by Unsomnambulist at 11:15 AM PST - 0 comments

Nothing Compares 2 4

When I'm at the office, the Weather widget on my phone updates to show my location as "4." Huh? [more inside]
posted by emelenjr at 11:10 AM PST - 3 comments

Save my poor jumper?

Help me save my lovely 60s-style jumper! (Bonus points for London-based solutions.) [more inside]
posted by Put the kettle on at 11:07 AM PST - 4 comments

Date Bar

First-date bar in the East Village or LES? Nothing fancy. [more inside]
posted by greta simone at 11:04 AM PST - 17 comments

Help me find non traditional action music

Help me find non traditional action music [more inside]
posted by markblasco at 10:57 AM PST - 20 comments

writing out other people's writing

Is there any value in writing out other people's work (by hand) as a method of improving one's own writing? In this case its poetry. [more inside]
posted by troubles at 10:56 AM PST - 12 comments

Dog housebreaking question

Why is my dog pooping in my bathroom, and how can I stop him from eating it? [more inside]
posted by arniec at 10:36 AM PST - 10 comments

How do I dip my toe into the pool of phone sex?

How can I effectively try out working as a phone sex operator? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:32 AM PST - 6 comments

Help my broken boy-picker pick better

Impaired judgment about men... is this a good guy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:32 AM PST - 35 comments

Goodbye to all that

I was with my ex-wife for a long, long time. She cheated; we separated and ultimately got an easy divorce. We’ve each moved on, and I’m close to proposing to my girlfriend after about two years together. We’re a great pair. But I often feel unanchored, cast about by the knowledge that nothing lasts forever. Am I doing it wrong? Other divorced folks (esp. those on the dumped side)—what’s the path forward? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:31 AM PST - 18 comments

How do I email everyone, except one person, in Google groups?

Is there a way to email everyone, except one person, in a Google group? [more inside]
posted by electroboy at 10:31 AM PST - 7 comments

We're leaving, on a jet plane....

What would you start doing today, if you thought you were going to move from Boston to London in September 2012? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:16 AM PST - 17 comments

Who is the next Grandma Moses?

So I'm looking for stories of people who took up art or some other interesting practice later in life, say after 40, and did really well at it. Grandma Moses is the typical example of late-life artistic accomplishment. Are there others we might not have heard of? [more inside]
posted by mecran01 at 10:00 AM PST - 21 comments

So, I was at my son's bar mitzvah, and...

Which stand-up comedians tell personal stories as opposed to gags, one-liners and impressions? (I already know about Louis CK, Ricky Gervais, Woody Allen and Bill Cosby.) [more inside]
posted by grumblebee at 9:54 AM PST - 57 comments

Lost in wiki-land!

What online resources are the kids using these days for university research? [more inside]
posted by Carlotta Bananas at 9:50 AM PST - 19 comments

New Public Transit Locales

Where are the *newer* public transportation systems in the US (implemented, let's say, within the 2000s)? [more inside]
posted by The Biggest Dreamer at 9:33 AM PST - 25 comments

Either he spontaneously combusted or has become allergic to money.

I have my former roommate's security deposit. I don't know his new address. How do I get him the money slash how long do I have to keep trying to contact him before I'm allowed to give up and keep it for myself? [more inside]
posted by phunniemee at 9:11 AM PST - 36 comments

Protecting my Precisssioussesss...

Headphone(NOTearbuds)Filter: Looking for a protective case for Beyerdynamic DT 770-PROs which were, apparently, designed for--and by--God himself! ;) [more inside]
posted by TigerMoth at 9:10 AM PST - 3 comments

How to break into tech writing in 30 minutes a day

I am interested in getting into technical writing. I have a full-time gig presently, but what can I do in my limited spare time that will make me a more attractive candidate for tech writing jobs in a year or two? [more inside]
posted by gallusgallus at 9:04 AM PST - 6 comments

New power cord not exactly what I expected, should I return it?

My laptop power cord's ground prong (the third prong) broke off, and it stopped working in most wall plugs. I ordered a new one and when it came, it didn't have a third prong, but it works fine. Why is that? And more importantly, is there some future situation where I'm going to regret not replacing the old one with a new, three-prong plug? [more inside]
posted by malapropist at 9:01 AM PST - 4 comments

Best earbuds for iPod?

What are the best reasonably-priced earbud-style headphones? I need a good set for use with an iPod and am looking to improve on Apple's white earbuds.
posted by killdevil at 8:55 AM PST - 24 comments

What songs should I listen to for a slow, long distance, trance-like run?

What are some good songs for a slow, long-distance run? [more inside]
posted by shortyJBot at 8:48 AM PST - 19 comments

Need Coaching. The Job Kind. Help Wanted/Needed.

I need a job coach. I live in New York. Your suggestions would be very very helpful. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 8:32 AM PST - 7 comments

How does one go about moving to Paris?

I'm thinking about moving to Paris, France in a year. I'm a software engineer living in Canada. I will have a degree within the next few months. I have an EU citizenship (Portugal). I speak almost no French. What should I look into? Is this a terrible idea? [more inside]
posted by pmv at 8:26 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me identify a strange plant

Need help identifying a mystery plant. [more inside]
posted by JennyJupiter at 8:21 AM PST - 14 comments

Downloading online video

There is a set of three video promos running on the USA Network website. How do I download them? [more inside]
posted by prenominal at 7:57 AM PST - 4 comments

Buying a vehicle with a lien, is reposession the worst case outcome?

What is the worst case outcome for buying a vehicle with a lien still shown on the title. [more inside]
posted by no1hatchling at 7:55 AM PST - 7 comments

Perimeter security for a young family.

I have a nightmarish neighbor. This particular question is about security cameras. [more inside]
posted by TomMelee at 7:46 AM PST - 43 comments

Blah blah blah web 2.0

Teaching English to a class of university-aged students. There will be one laptop and one projector in the classroom. I've never used technology in the classroom before. Help! [more inside]
posted by mammary16 at 7:19 AM PST - 16 comments

Furniture Repair or Making in Chicago

Antique furniture repair/cabinetmaking. in Chicago. The place I used in the past to repair antique furniture is closed (the man retired). There was a sign on the door which did not suggest alternative shops. Any recommendations for furniture repair in the Chicago area? [more inside]
posted by crush-onastick at 7:16 AM PST - 2 comments

Shorten coffee's effects

Is there a way to make coffee's effects wear off faster? It's just that I need to see someone and this coffee that I drank seems to be pretty strong on me today and is affecting my mood.
posted by antgly at 7:15 AM PST - 23 comments

Need a Chicago-area paintball field recommendation.

Recommendation for a Chicago-area paintball field? My friends are planning to play this fall. Some things I'm looking for are: 1. Beginner friendly 2. Variety of fields 3. Inexpensive I've googled and I've seen the websites. I'm looking to hear from people who have actually played at them. Thanks!
posted by rsol44 at 7:07 AM PST - 4 comments

Got Junk? Yes.

How does one go about selling a bunch (and I mean, a LOT) of fitness equipment (good, bad, and unknown quality), and also try to get a return on months and months of storage of this stuff? [more inside]
posted by Debaser626 at 7:01 AM PST - 5 comments

Rapid Ruby on Rails indoctrination

At year's end, I'm transitioning to a new web dev department that uses RoR extensively. Problem is, I've been a PHP/mySQL guy my whole working life. Help me bone up on my RoR, stat! [more inside]
posted by (bb|[^b]{2}) at 6:55 AM PST - 9 comments

Buy perfect or reupholster?

How much will it cost to reupholster a modern lounge chair in Brooklyn? [more inside]
posted by kevin-o at 6:52 AM PST - 3 comments

Sore all the time?

Are people who work out regularly sore all the time? Or does that pass?
posted by smackfu at 6:49 AM PST - 22 comments

Please help me fix my audio recording that has the volume too high...

I have a Zoom portable digital audio recorder. I recorded a live band, but the volume level was too high, and now it sounds muffled. Is there anything i can do to fix it? [more inside]
posted by foodybat at 6:32 AM PST - 6 comments

Flyers, Have I Got Some Unanswered Questions!

Super-spoilery Questions on Justin Cronin's The Passage (only read if you've finished the book, m'kay?). [more inside]
posted by joelhunt at 6:11 AM PST - 5 comments

What is this flower and what is this bug?

Are this flower and this flower the same? In either case, what are they? (I love them). What is this bug? I've seen 3 of them in my sink over the course of about 6 weeks. (I don't like them very much). Should I do anything about them? Thank you!
posted by Salamandrous at 5:39 AM PST - 14 comments

Jeans like Hugo Boss HB1?

Fashion Help: Jeans like Hugo Boss HB1? [more inside]
posted by morallybass at 4:57 AM PST - 1 comment

That's a great answer, Google, but...

Does Google (or other search) really work, or do I just perceive that it does? [more inside]
posted by TheOtherSide at 4:51 AM PST - 16 comments

How to friendzone gracefully

I want to make friends, I keep getting dates. I'm not interested in an exclusive relationship with anyone at the moment. How do I turn a first date into a friendship without bruising egos? [more inside]
posted by ista at 4:24 AM PST - 37 comments

Do I have the wrong graphics card for my system?

Do I have the wrong graphics card for my system? [more inside]
posted by londonmark at 3:35 AM PST - 14 comments

Will freshly set concrete burn my dogs paws?

Will freshly set concrete burn my dogs paws? [more inside]
posted by Joe Rocket at 1:44 AM PST - 6 comments

I have a boyfriend but I like another guy.

Cue in cliche drama: I have a great boyfriend but a guy I had chased after earlier this year is still hanging in my heart because he only half-rejected me. [more inside]
posted by formaltide at 1:08 AM PST - 20 comments

Blackened microwave: windfall or demon core?

Is a blackened microwave dangerous? [more inside]
posted by foursentences at 12:37 AM PST - 8 comments

September 19

Getting from Victoria, B.C. to Seattle area via ferry

Helping a friend out by driving his car up to Victoria from the San Francisco and leaving it there for him. Looking forward to the trip, but stymied by finding an affordable 1 way trip back to the Bay Area in mid-October. Flights from Victoria are about $300, which isn't horrible, but we would rather take a ferry back to the States and fly back from there. [more inside]
posted by pkingdesign at 11:43 PM PST - 15 comments

Laggy Volume Control

Volume control on my computer is laggy and slow and crashy. To the point where it's unusable. This has happened on every Windows computer I have ever owned. Is my volume control program allergic to me or is this a common problem? [more inside]
posted by brenton at 11:29 PM PST - 20 comments

GTD: permanently display google tasks todo list on my wall (next to corkboard)

what sort of device can I buy to show my google tasks next to a corkboard, so I see them on my way out the door? do any photo frames do wireless sync? my first thought was a cheap old itouch, but the screen is tiny, and it does more than I need. low power use would also be a plus (i.e. not a laptop or cheap desktop with wall mounted monitor, which I also thought of - I do have an extra 17" sitting around) I could consider switching to another tasks app if required for the best solution, though I do enjoy gtasks in gmail and calendar.
posted by lrodman at 11:26 PM PST - 9 comments

Sell My Soul? How About Shoes?

How can I sell items online while keeping the most of my earned money? [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 11:09 PM PST - 8 comments

Mac OSX and Gmail Aren't Playing Nice

Mac OSX (Safari) and Gmail: why do 'read' and 'unread' messages always look the same? [more inside]
posted by jnrussell at 10:41 PM PST - 12 comments

Ways to Read Books On ipod

Have ipod touch--would like to read books on it! [more inside]
posted by The ____ of Justice at 10:22 PM PST - 17 comments

Emotional Chiptune Music

Beautiful Chiptune Music? [more inside]
posted by empath at 9:33 PM PST - 18 comments

Music analysis

Are there any websites or blogs that completely break down and analyze the musical composition and/or production of modern songs?
posted by fizzzzzzzzzzzy at 9:26 PM PST - 12 comments

Cars do not run on air.

I ran my 2000 diesel VW Beetle out of gas. Before taking it to the mechanic, I want to see if I can fix the problem. I'm pretty sure nothing I do will screw it up worse than it already is. [more inside]
posted by cereselle at 9:07 PM PST - 9 comments

Our Tempurpedic is a (very expensive) torture device!

Finally got a Tempurpedic, a really nice expensive thick one. Every morning I wake up with excruciating back pain. I sleep on my side or stomach. My wife says it hurts her back too, although not as badly as mine. We already got rid of our old mattress. Any thoughts on how we can salvage the situation? If not, I might be forced to go to the hardware store tonight to buy a piece of plywood to throw on top of the torture-device-of-softness.
posted by zachawry at 8:55 PM PST - 21 comments

Who was this character in HBO premier "Boardwalk Empire"?

Who was the stand up vaudeville comedian supposed to be on tonights HBO episode of "Boardwalk Empire"? [more inside]
posted by JohnE at 7:54 PM PST - 2 comments

Lawsuit / Arbitration: How Do I Know If The Other Party Could Pay A Settlement?

How can I figure out if I would be able to collect a judgment against someone if I won a lawsuit (or negotiated a settlement in arbitration)? What are my chances of receiving any actual money if I were to win? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:08 PM PST - 9 comments

What should I know before buying a rental property?

What should I know about buying a rental property? I have a down payment put together and am considering it. I have various anxieties about this detailed below. [more inside]
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 6:40 PM PST - 13 comments

How do you say "homeless" in Swedish?

I will be applying for a master's degree program in Stockholm, Sweden. Can you tell me about the specifics of life in Stockholm—housing in particular—as well as Karolinska Institutet, or point me to places where I could get more information? [more inside]
posted by halogen at 6:29 PM PST - 7 comments

htaccess multi-domain redirect issues

I have .htaccess rewrite/redirect problems. What makes this more frustrating is that it is such a simple situation. [more inside]
posted by The Discredited Ape at 6:16 PM PST - 4 comments

Sandwiches of the future.

I enjoy sandwiches, but I am looking for an alternative filler to the standard meat and cheese that I would normally put in them. [more inside]
posted by 517 at 5:50 PM PST - 60 comments

Some things are better left dead. Is this one of them?

Is it worth the effort/cost to try to repair a 20-year-old Korg digital piano? It was recently discovered to produce barely any audible sound from both the speakers and the headphone jack. Not looking to recoup any cost from it, just looking to avoid putting a lot of $ into it, in order to make it donation-worthy. [more inside]
posted by armoir from antproof case at 5:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Great NYC-area beer sellers

Any recommendations for a good (selection, value) beer store in the NYC-area? [more inside]
posted by piro at 4:48 PM PST - 17 comments

Best Frenemies Forever or Mind Your Own Effing Business?

How to handle my mother's 'friend' who behaves more like a frenemy and who's been trying to pry into my personal business. I've been trying to take the high road (and my mom's tactic is to ignore these comments). But it's also completely NOT appropriate for somebody who's supposedly her friend. [more inside]
posted by gov_moonbeam at 4:19 PM PST - 31 comments

I'm I'm seein' seein' double double.

Should I be concerned about this brief moment of double vision earlier? [more inside]
posted by omoikkiri at 4:01 PM PST - 16 comments

forgetful in the membrane

How can I be more careful/detail-oriented at work? I don't know how to fix something when I'm already trying my hardest at it. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:00 PM PST - 14 comments

How would you react to this?

How would you react if your long-term boyfriend/girlfriend told you they have a past history of extensive physical, sexual, and emotional abuse? Or do you say anything at all? Relevant details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:00 PM PST - 31 comments

Hiking locations near or around Houston?

Can anyone suggest any decent hiking locations near or around Houston, Texas? [more inside]
posted by JPowers at 3:46 PM PST - 6 comments

Peace and yarn be with you

I'd like to volunteer with a knitting ministry in the Boston area. [more inside]
posted by pxe2000 at 3:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Who put the LSD in CIA?

Know of any good documentaries on CIA funded mind control experiments? [more inside]
posted by ladypants at 3:35 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me ause my ears for 36 hours of driving!

Need help finding new music for my roadtrip. [more inside]
posted by Navelgazer at 3:31 PM PST - 16 comments

Do we want a car to visit Philadelphia?

Do we need a car for a four day visit to Philadelphia? [more inside]
posted by arabelladragon at 3:25 PM PST - 17 comments

What's Chinese for "shakedown"?

Domain name registration/IP question, .cn edition [more inside]
posted by mosk at 3:15 PM PST - 8 comments

Where should I pitch a tent?

Help me plan a camping road-trip (starting from Kansas City, MO) in early October? Challenge: 1 toddler & 1 pre-schooler. [more inside]
posted by jferg at 3:09 PM PST - 2 comments

Flash pointers for a Flex guy?

Flash pointers for a Flex guy? [more inside]
posted by drjimmy11 at 2:54 PM PST - 15 comments

What should I name my leg dent?

Is there a name for a dent in one's body after a bruise? [more inside]
posted by elpea at 2:50 PM PST - 13 comments

Where can I find detailed employment descriptions online for free?

Where can I find detailed, by state, employment statistics with breakdowns showing such variables as gender, race, education level, etc... online? (ideally for free) [more inside]
posted by gibbsjd77 at 2:41 PM PST - 5 comments

Which software can I use to classify photos by dominate color?

Does there exist software that can classify a large set of digital photos based on color? [more inside]
posted by Peter Petridish at 2:36 PM PST - 5 comments

Sarah McLachlan in Dallas 2010

Does anyone know of a Sarah McLachlan special event in Dallas Texas around the 1st of November 2010? Not talking about the concert tour event, but some special fan event or something. It was mentioned on 102.9 FM in the last couple of days.
posted by ecollie at 2:05 PM PST - 5 comments

Throwing chains.

What is up with my front derailleur ? [more inside]
posted by djduckie at 2:03 PM PST - 8 comments

Good blogs about life and sports in the great outdoors?

I'm looking for inspirational outdoors/endurance/adventure/running/biking blogs to read. Written by amateurs, preferably. [more inside]
posted by Sijeka at 1:42 PM PST - 5 comments

Kitchen sponge vs. dishcloth

Why do people use kitchen sponges? Are they somehow better than just using a regular dishcloth? [more inside]
posted by Nickel Pickle at 1:37 PM PST - 29 comments

Which European cities should two young backpackers visit?

I'm planning a summer in Europe with a friend and I'm wondering what you think of the preliminary city list... [more inside]
posted by csjc at 1:37 PM PST - 27 comments

Can you tour a cruise ship while its docked?

Does anyone know if it is possible to tour a cruise ship while it's in port without having to actually purchase a cruise trip ticket? [more inside]
posted by Cyrie at 1:29 PM PST - 11 comments

Monkey Island: Were you fooled?

Secret of Monkey Island: Was anyone actually fooled? (Spoilers inside) [more inside]
posted by baf at 1:02 PM PST - 21 comments

Kindling Abroad

Kindle 3 abroad? I'm looking to buy a Kindle and take it to Germany with me -- will I be able to download books from Amazon US without difficulties? Should I get the wifi or 3G version? [more inside]
posted by muckster at 1:00 PM PST - 8 comments

tabasco sauce, packets or bottles?

Is Tabasco sauce in bottles different than Tabasco sauce in packets? [more inside]
posted by scharpy at 12:57 PM PST - 10 comments

Middle School Technology

Calling All Current Middle School Teachers and Parents of Middle Schoolers For Technology Information [more inside]
posted by Elsie at 12:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Need to create and share roadtrip route

Best online map tool for showing a route via multiple points? [more inside]
posted by biwa-shu at 12:34 PM PST - 11 comments

Party arty

Advice for going to art openings alone when you're not in the scene but seek quality conversation? In NYC. [more inside]
posted by taramosalata at 12:03 PM PST - 15 comments

How Did My Coffee Cup Get Here?

I am sitting here drinking coffee from a Crate & Barrel jumbo mug (ie reasonably specialist item), made in China. What journey did it take from its origin in China to get to my kitchen? I'm particularly interested here in how freight & distribution of specialist items works - ie if you're shipping rice, I'm guessing you just fill an ISO container with rice and send it off, but if you've got lots of weird little things, how is the contents, packing, count, destination etc of a container determined?
posted by forallmankind at 11:53 AM PST - 21 comments

Where can I find information on the history of web mapping?

I'm working on a few research projects that address early web mapping. What are the essential articles, texts & blog posts that I should track down?
posted by serial_consign at 11:52 AM PST - 3 comments

PTSD psych in STL

ptsd psych in St. Louis [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:33 AM PST - 2 comments

Am I Crazy?

A close friend gave me what amounts to a psychiatric intervention. How seriously should I take this and how should it impact our friendship? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:33 AM PST - 34 comments

Healthcare hunt in New Mexico

Free (or inexpensive) health clinic in Las Cruces, NM or El Paso, TX? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:31 AM PST - 2 comments

Looking for online personality tests

Where can i find free online personality tests on different subjects? I prefer them to adhere to scientific standards. [more inside]
posted by ilike at 10:59 AM PST - 2 comments

Name of short ballet film

Help me find this short, very mod ballet film. It's in color, from the 1950s. [more inside]
posted by nikitabot at 10:53 AM PST - 3 comments

How should we split the bill when I make substantially less?

My boyfriend makes more than twice as much money as me. What is a reasonable way for us to split expenses when going out? [more inside]
posted by lacedcoffee at 10:53 AM PST - 43 comments

that's not my bag, baby

Can you help me find a daily commute kind of backpack that is stylish in a sort of rucksack-y military boho kind of way, that will also be functional? [more inside]
posted by apostrophe at 10:43 AM PST - 10 comments

Need to send single-spaced HTML emails in Entourage

When I enable HTML in email messages in Entourage, the email and signature both become double-spaced. How can I enable HTML and send single-spaced emails? [more inside]
posted by nosila at 10:18 AM PST - 2 comments

How can I tactfully suggest that my wife do Kegels?

How can I tactfully suggest that my wife do Kegels? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:14 AM PST - 26 comments

Can we prevent our grandfather from being taken advantage of?

We need some guidance in regards to preventing our elderly grandfather from being taken advantage of. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:14 AM PST - 8 comments

Single food providing a balanced diet?

Does any company provide a food which, eaten alone, would provide a completely sufficient diet? Is this even possible? [more inside]
posted by insperatum at 10:05 AM PST - 14 comments

How to write LOVE on my arms?

What inspirational quotes/mantras will fit on my forearm? [more inside]
posted by karminai at 9:59 AM PST - 29 comments

O Canada

I would like to buy an iTunes Gift Certificate for someone in Canada. I'm in the US. Can I do this? [more inside]
posted by cjorgensen at 9:42 AM PST - 6 comments

Love these ornaments...want to display them!

Help me display these ornaments and these ornaments. [more inside]
posted by Melismata at 9:37 AM PST - 5 comments

Serious FFVII glitch

I think I hit a serious glitch in Final Fantasy VII that would require me to restart from the very beginning. Help! [more inside]
posted by prunes at 9:23 AM PST - 17 comments

Painting the town red, within the blue lines

How do I use painter's tape successfully? [more inside]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:22 AM PST - 19 comments

Seattle Chinese Restaurant Recommendation needed!

On the hunt for the best place to take an old friend to dinner for *really good* bbq pork fried rice in the general Seattle area. Would like recommendations for the best place both IN the I-District and outside. The pork fried rice is the main target, but am curious about what sort of advice the MeFi community has about good Chinese restaurants in Seattle in general.
posted by dorgla at 9:19 AM PST - 8 comments

Windows web site creation?

I need a simple code-free web site creation tool for my girlfriend that combines some basic CMS features with a WYSIWYG editor. [more inside]
posted by themel at 9:09 AM PST - 12 comments

What can you tell me about Roden Crater's progress toward completion?

Has anyone heard any recent news on James Turrell's Roden Crater project? I haven't seen anything reliable since this 2007 NYTimes article.* Specifically, is the 2011 opening date still on? (*either my google-fu is weak, or there's not a lot of good new information out on the internet.)
posted by .kobayashi. at 8:53 AM PST - 2 comments

live fast die young

Looking for teenage party pictures (for an art project), the kind that kids get in trouble for posting on facebook: beer bongs, falling down, barfing, smeared make-up, frat parties at 4am, bruises, halloween sluts....kids living fast and dying young. [more inside]
posted by Jason and Laszlo at 8:41 AM PST - 10 comments

Dressing like Joan, Betty and Peggy

Help me find classic, vintage inspired (but not costume-y or actually used), work appropriate dresses, skirts and tops. Online okay, Toronto preferred, must ship to Canada and preferably allows returns for cash (not just in store credit). [more inside]
posted by elkerette at 8:33 AM PST - 8 comments

spend my $1000 on a laptop, please.

I have $1000-1100 to spend on a new laptop. Said laptop will be used as my work computer, but is also my computer, so I can use it as my primary machine in both places. Please spend my money. [more inside]
posted by dpx.mfx at 7:12 AM PST - 17 comments

How can I combine a number of (timestamped) wav files into one long file?

I have a number of wav files, timestamped as hhmmss.wav and would like to combine them into a single file with all of the clips at their correct (relative) positions. Does anyone have any ideas of how to do this? [more inside]
posted by d7415 at 6:55 AM PST - 12 comments

Where should we pick apples?

What's a good place to go apple picking for my family? We are in the Cambridge/Arlington/Lexington area. We prefer places that have animals. [more inside]
posted by Mayor Curley at 6:54 AM PST - 16 comments

Free online EFL resources?

Looking for online and ideally free resources for adult EFL/ESL students. [more inside]
posted by people? I ain't people! at 5:46 AM PST - 6 comments

Numbering FAIL in Word: PRIZE OFFERED

Massive FAIL numbering examples in my Word2010. PRIZE OFFERED! Please help. [more inside]
posted by mateuslee at 5:20 AM PST - 14 comments

Is it ok to ask out a co-worker who already has a boyfriend?

Is it ok to ask out a co-worker who already has a boyfriend? [more inside]
posted by gunners at 5:05 AM PST - 52 comments

Aliens kidnapped my house.

Television movie from the mid to late 80's. Probably on Nickelodeon.a About a kid that gets kidnapped by aliens. [more inside]
posted by iamck at 3:27 AM PST - 2 comments

What's the name of this DOS game from my childhood?

When I was a kid I played a DOS game that involved a man running through mazes and avoiding man-eating worms to collect pieces to build a knight. The game ends with the completed knight fighting a dragon. Does anyone have any idea what this game was called?
posted by jordanian2 at 12:53 AM PST - 5 comments

Lazy Sunday Afternoon Jazz Recs

Lazy Sunday Afternoon Jazz: I would like to live in the mood provided by this cover song, please recommend similars (preferably stuff from the past 20 years, vocals optional, absolutely no Diana Krall pls, thx).
posted by querty at 12:52 AM PST - 13 comments

help identify tv show or movie

What 70s or 80s television show or televised movie featured a scene with an angled room, a hallway containing a light source, and a man walking through the hallway into the room? Crude pixel drawing of the scene included. [more inside]
posted by germdisco at 12:41 AM PST - 9 comments

September 18

Please help with toddler-induced keyboard repair need

Please help me repair my laptop after my 2yo attacked the keys. [more inside]
posted by acoutu at 10:54 PM PST - 11 comments

How can people listen in to conversations in a room via a plugged in telephone?

How can people listen in to conversations in a room via a plugged in telephone? [more inside]
posted by LillyBird at 9:42 PM PST - 17 comments

What was the name of this four book series?

This is driving me nuts: there was a series of four novels that has been recommended in AskMe threads a few times and all I can remember about it is pretty vague: [more inside]
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 9:25 PM PST - 6 comments

Affordable men's striped dress socks

I love these Paul Smith classic striped men's socks, but can't justify the cost ($30 a pair!). Does anybody know of similar styled socks at a more affordable price point? [more inside]
posted by thisisnotbruce at 9:21 PM PST - 9 comments

messenger bag organizer

Hi, I have a Manhattan Portage messenger bag. I've had it since 1996 and it's still in great shape. It's a fairly simple design with one small pocket on the inside. I'm looking for some sort of organizer. Something that can handle all the various wires, earbuds, papers and just general detritus that accumulates. I currently don't carry a laptop but I'm open to any form of organizer. Any suggestions? Thanks
posted by Shanachie at 9:06 PM PST - 9 comments

Who is this sky?

I found this framed photo at a thrift store. The subject looks very familiar, but I can't place him. Who is he? http://imgur.com/yl6nW
posted by wsg at 8:57 PM PST - 15 comments

Boot Camp Hell

Mac OS X 10.6.3 and Windows 7 not getting along in Boot Camp. [more inside]
posted by bad grammar at 8:14 PM PST - 9 comments

Weird hiphop?

Is there any really (genuinely) weird hiphop/rap/R&B-ish stuff out there a la Tricky's Pre-Millennium Tension?
posted by xmutex at 7:52 PM PST - 20 comments

Suddenly cannot access Gmail

Suddenly cannot access Gmail from any browser. Help! [more inside]
posted by wordsmith at 6:59 PM PST - 6 comments

The pursuit of the perfect non-purse.

Lost a link ... it was to a site that sold wallets and canvas bags and clothes. It was based in the north westish states ( I want to say a Dakota? ) and also had a bit of a thing where they never used models in their pictures, actual employees or real customers only. I think I found it looking for zippered or taxi wallets about a year ago, and was impressed by their shoulder bags and purses, too.
posted by tilde at 6:43 PM PST - 5 comments

In Soviet Russia, data finds you!

Where can I find historical GDP data for the old Soviet Union? [more inside]
posted by moorooka at 6:11 PM PST - 4 comments

audio receiver help

Need help selecting an audio receiver to integrate with a piecemeal existing setup. [more inside]
posted by Protocols of the Elders of Sockpuppetry at 6:07 PM PST - 9 comments

forever undergrad

Please help me find a decent career without a billion years of school ahead of me. [more inside]
posted by whalebreath at 5:55 PM PST - 11 comments

Career: deadend. Money: want to spend wisely. Unsure about alot. Need advice from the "hive mind"...

Career: deadend. Money: want to spend wisely. Unsure about alot. Need advice from the "hive mind"... [more inside]
posted by audio at 5:41 PM PST - 9 comments

Termites eat my dust

Is this a termite and if so, now what? [more inside]
posted by silsurf at 5:37 PM PST - 5 comments

More Jazz Vocals Sung Through Megaphone Plz

I would like more music with vocals like that found in Uncle Neptune's Tapioca Pudding Blues. Specifically, jazz music from this period with vocals sung through a megaphone. Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by Fezboy! at 5:28 PM PST - 4 comments

Oxidized Avocado on skin

How will oxidized avocado paste effect your facial skin? [more inside]
posted by page123 at 4:56 PM PST - 5 comments

What to do when you're in between jobs?

Got laid off and have no clue what to do now. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:26 PM PST - 34 comments

What can cause a mild receding hairline in a healthy, young (26) year old woman?

What can cause a mild receding hairline in a young (26) year old woman,who had normal hormone and vitamin testing? Anyone experiencing this? (more inside) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:25 PM PST - 9 comments

Cheap Photocopies in New York City

Can anyone suggest a place to get cheap photocopies in New York City? [more inside]
posted by Jahaza at 4:24 PM PST - 3 comments

Surely there's more than Funkytown...

MixTapeFilter:Songs about Minnesota? Sorta previously.
posted by advicepig at 4:17 PM PST - 35 comments

Novels or short stories, Charlie Kaufman style?

Who writes novels like Charlie Kaufman would write? [more inside]
posted by Snerd at 4:03 PM PST - 23 comments

Kid-friendly instruments with sustain

Are there kid-playable instruments (besides the recorder) whose notes can be sustained? Building or hacking or repurposing instruments is allowable. Brainstorming encouraged. [more inside]
posted by argybarg at 3:54 PM PST - 11 comments

Treat with Kid Gloves

I need to find a variety of gloves for kids, preferably cotton. Not really winter gloves. More of an everyday glove. And variety is key. I tried Etsy, Amazon, Google. Mostly finding wedding or Fancy Ball gloves. How about fake claws? Polka dots? Hoofs? [more inside]
posted by 0BloodyHell at 3:29 PM PST - 20 comments

If not a PhD, then what?

If not a PhD, then what? Am I an idiot for wanting to pursue a PhD? If I don't do that, then what would a good alternative be? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:19 PM PST - 13 comments

I'm really not. Really.

My friend asked if I was bisexual and I am feeling really angry about it. Should I be mad at her? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:19 PM PST - 40 comments

Give me the benefit of your hindsight!

If you have ever been involved with someone who turned out to be dangerous, what were the things you realize in hindsight were warning signs? [more inside]
posted by tel3path at 3:15 PM PST - 65 comments

SATA problem that's fixable?

I keep having to restart my computer to jiggle the SATA cable on my secondary HDD. If I don't do this, the computer drops the drive and gives error messages. How do I keep the cable firmly connected? [more inside]
posted by circular at 3:08 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I "expand" time ranges in Excel?

How do I "expand" time ranges in Excel? [more inside]
posted by mpls2 at 3:03 PM PST - 4 comments

What should a weird person like me talk about with stylists?

How can I stop being weird while getting my hair cut so that I don't have to be so embarrassed by my awkward conversations and not want to ever, ever go back? [more inside]
posted by smirkyfodder at 2:48 PM PST - 33 comments

How can I read 2666 in Spanish faster?

I've just started reading 2666...in Spanish. I'm proficient at reading Spanish, but I'm missing a lot of vocabulary, so the process is taking forever. How can I make it go faster? [more inside]
posted by invitapriore at 2:38 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I properly approach women on the subway?

As a 28 y/o guy living in NYC, there is no shortage of attractive women. I recently read this, and would like to get some opinions from fellow MeFites... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:38 PM PST - 58 comments

Hack My Lease!

NYC rental filter: I'm looking into subletting an apartment in a co-op building. The landlords, looking for rental income while they wait for a better time to sell, added something to the lease that sketches me out. [more inside]
posted by enzymatic at 2:23 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me be sociocompuspatialistically useful.

I'm not sure if I fit into the typical "liberal arts graduate" box, so what jobs do I apply for? Please help me work through my ridiculous interdisciplinary special snowflake details. [more inside]
posted by thisjax at 2:15 PM PST - 4 comments

How can I put myself first in my life?

I've always been a "fixer/problem solver/peacemaker". How do I really focus on myself instead of thinking about others? [more inside]
posted by MultiFaceted at 1:44 PM PST - 14 comments

Put your left foot in....

Quack medicine? [more inside]
posted by wandering_not_lost at 1:09 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me see unicode fonts

Help me see unicode fonts on my browser (Firefox 3.6.10). Yes, I've seen this and this, but they don't help me. I need step by step instructions for idiots. [more inside]
posted by kingjoeshmoe at 12:59 PM PST - 10 comments

Make Firefox Stop Using This Font.

Why did Firefox start using some stupid script font while I'm browsing? [more inside]
posted by goatdog at 12:57 PM PST - 5 comments

Cardboard + Halloween + Time = ?

Halloween Costume Ideas. What would you make for a costume if you had unlimited amounts of cardboard and time? [more inside]
posted by MechEng at 12:41 PM PST - 18 comments

Where's a good, inexpensive place to live in North Jersey?

Well, my fiancee and I are looking to move to Jersey. She has a job in NYC (specifically Rockefeller Ctr). I am a student at Temple in Philadelphia. I'll be commuting back and forth to Philly once or twice a week (staying in Philly 3-4 nights and Jersey 3-4 nights). [more inside]
posted by Gaz Errant at 12:26 PM PST - 21 comments

Does the recording industry profit from piracy in any way?

Are there ways in which record companies (e.g., Sony, Universal Music Group, Warner Bros) actually profit from piracy? [more inside]
posted by toftflin at 11:48 AM PST - 26 comments

Help me dress for an interview.

This is another question about interview clothes. [more inside]
posted by Wordwoman at 11:33 AM PST - 14 comments

Those who have ears should listen?

Searching for entertaining Christian podcasts [more inside]
posted by carlh at 11:06 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me get what I need from my live-in boyfriend!

My boyfriend and I have been living together officially for about 4 months, and our relationship is only about 8 months old altogether. It's worked out fine for the most part, but now we're moving to a new place and I'm about to reach the end of my rapidly-fraying financial patience rope. (advance apologies for length) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:12 AM PST - 25 comments

Can we be legally married twice in two different states?

What will happen if a man and a woman submit marriage licenses in two separate states less than a year apart? Specifically, if they get married by a judge in Washington state, then ~1 year later get married by a pastor in Wisconsin and in order to avoid having all parties involved know about the WA wedding, sign another marriage license and have it submitted to the state of WI? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:12 AM PST - 50 comments

Do I need to hire an editor?

I’m writing a book for somebody else. The client will self-publish and I’ve made the assumption that the publisher doesn’t edit anything. Do I need to hire an editor? [more inside]
posted by powpow at 10:09 AM PST - 10 comments

Platformer games used for educational purposes?

Are there any examples of platformer games used for educational purposes? [more inside]
posted by gwint at 10:08 AM PST - 9 comments

Recommend me some video editing software for a simple text and graphics video for You Tube?

I need some video editing software to produce a simple video of text, photos and soundtrack for You Tube. [more inside]
posted by jacobean at 10:03 AM PST - 3 comments

No, I really do just want to be friends.

How can I best deal with the unwanted romantic advances of someone I will be seeing on a regular basis? Special snowflake details inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:55 AM PST - 28 comments

False positive for non-illegal prescription drugs on a pre-employment urine test.

I just had an offer for my absolute dream job at a large British bank in New York rescinded 2 days before I was to show up for work. I had signed all forms and passed the background check, but I came up as positive on the (gc-ms urine) drug test for - of all things - benzodiazepines. I have never taken a benzodiazepine and am posting anonymously so you know I have zero reason to lie. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:55 AM PST - 14 comments

Quintessential Charlotte NC in 2 hours?

How should I spend a few hours on Monday afternoon in downtown Charlotte, NC? [more inside]
posted by QuantumMeruit at 9:49 AM PST - 7 comments

Best Tuna EVAR

Help me make the best tuna fish sandwich ever! [more inside]
posted by mikeweeney at 9:42 AM PST - 53 comments

PDFFFFFFUUUUUUU

I use Chrome for Mac. Is there any way to open PDFs inline, avoiding the clunky save-to-disk rigmarole?
posted by dontjumplarry at 9:41 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me get my back back.

Facebook is showing a naked picture of my back (with a distinctive tattoo) on one of their banner ads. I did not authorize and do not like this. What can I do about it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:40 AM PST - 10 comments

I drink too much, and I also drink once a week. Help?

Does the fact that I'm asking you all if I drink too much mean I for sure drink too much? or, Can you be an alcoholic if you only drink once a week? [more inside]
posted by earlofrochester at 9:23 AM PST - 28 comments

Are Toyotas Safe?

In light of last year's extensive recalls and "runaway vehicle" issues, is it safe to buy a new Toyota? [more inside]
posted by DMan at 9:12 AM PST - 17 comments

Where to find a Dutch weather house?

Where can I buy a weather house in Holland? [more inside]
posted by Gortuk at 8:33 AM PST - 5 comments

Professional wardrobe - what do I need?

DressMeFilter. I'm transitioning from California grad student to East Coast professional. What do I need to wear and how can I do it affordably? [more inside]
posted by k8t at 8:33 AM PST - 24 comments

How to make a protein drink

When mixing whey protein powder with milk, should the milk be hot, warm or cold? Or does it not matter? Does the powder need to completely 'dissolve'? [more inside]
posted by kid A at 7:34 AM PST - 19 comments

Hospital now or Doctor Monday?

Sick toddler question: my almost 2 year old had a fever (about 103) that came on Tuesday night. He was so lethargic and complaining of neck and back pain (Both complaining and having a fever slow him down much are NOT like him) I took him to the hospital. [more inside]
posted by beccaj at 7:27 AM PST - 20 comments

Writing a book: how to maintain focus and discipline?

Writing a book: how to maintain focus and discipline? [more inside]
posted by heartofglass at 5:59 AM PST - 11 comments

French Movie Name

French Movie Name. I just can't remember the name of that french movie, it's happens entirely in one night in all over Paris. There was a football (soccer) match, some guys were watching it on a TV in the street, the guy or someone near him broke it and they wanted to kill him and the movie went all insane going all over the place and all over Paris with people getting killed all over the place (for what I can remember).
posted by zouhair at 4:18 AM PST - 5 comments

What to do in Toronto this week?

Headed to Toronto, leaving tomorrow, back on the 24th. What should I see/do? [more inside]
posted by cheemee at 12:27 AM PST - 25 comments

September 17

Trollface is my bridesmaid.

I've decided to fade away from a specific friendship or at least take a break from it. The problem is, this person is my bridesmaid, my wedding is less than a month away and I have been allowing her actions to overshadow what should be a fun and joyous time for me and my fiance. [more inside]
posted by spec80 at 11:29 PM PST - 68 comments

I'll go bother a philosophy professor if I have to. But I'd rather ask Mefi first.

I have a philosophy of language question. Or maybe it's actually a literary theory question. [more inside]
posted by ms.codex at 10:57 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me navigate the world of camping purchases...

Getting camping gear together... what should we buy next? We have just bought a tent (4 person), 2 chairs and 2 therma rests. We will be camping at a caravan park this time. What should we buy next? What are the priorities? [more inside]
posted by jojobobo at 10:50 PM PST - 16 comments

So many options . . .

I live and work in midtown Manhattan and was walking home from work today when I was stopped by a woman. I'd guess she was somewhere between 50 and 70 - yes, I'm terrible at estimating age. She was dressed well and conservatively. She told me I reminded her of someone she used to know, that she lived nearby, and wondered if I'd like to get lunch or dinner with her sometime later during the week. [more inside]
posted by slide at 10:10 PM PST - 49 comments

Where should a growing family live near Cupertino?

We might be moving to the South Bay (CA). What neighborhood should we live in near the Cupertino area? Rent or buy, but must have a short-ish commute and be family-friendly. [more inside]
posted by raintea at 9:43 PM PST - 5 comments

Exquisitely terse guitar solos?

Exquisitely terse guitar solos? [more inside]
posted by Joe Beese at 9:43 PM PST - 60 comments

Nice Hoboken sub-neighborhoods?

Nice Hoboken sub-neighborhoods? [more inside]
posted by koudelka at 8:57 PM PST - 6 comments

How to be a Taoist?

How to be a Taoist? [more inside]
posted by melissam at 8:32 PM PST - 14 comments

How to delet things from google post death

How to delete things from google post death? [more inside]
posted by marimeko at 8:25 PM PST - 17 comments

Diet questions

Fruit and protein powder are pretty much all I eat, is this okay? A few questions about fruit and protein powder. [more inside]
posted by lattiboy at 8:25 PM PST - 32 comments

Help a fashion novice get a handle on her new handbag.

I recently bought a Fendi Classico No. 4 as a self-reward for an accomplishment and because it's just perfect for me. But I don't own a lot of designer items or keep up with all the trends, so I'm a little clueless as to how to treat it! A few specific questions are below, but my general question is - what should I know about owning a really nice handbag like this? [more inside]
posted by katillathehun at 7:58 PM PST - 8 comments

Buying a house - Closing without funding?

We're buying a house. Due to a misunderstanding, we went through the closing today, but the bank isn't prepared to fund the loan. What can we do except wait? How do we do right by the seller? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:49 PM PST - 13 comments

looking of this artwork

Artist name or where to buy, I saw several prints(of paintings) years ago. topic was humorous boating scenes. The one that comes to mind is "stalking barracuda" with a watercop hidden behind a mangrove island as drunken boater/fisher people fly through a "no wake" zone. there were others: "lookout" as the name of a crashed vessel. You get the picture? I'd love to find out where to buy them. Thanks!
posted by patnok at 7:42 PM PST - 2 comments

Why didn't pump toothpaste catch on?

Why didn't pump toothpaste catch on? [more inside]
posted by Hobbacocka at 7:31 PM PST - 36 comments

Getting Through the Baby Blues

How did you get through post-partum depression? [more inside]
posted by Leezie at 7:25 PM PST - 11 comments

I'm guessing 100% stocks isnt the right answer

how would you manage your mom's 401k after her retirement? [more inside]
posted by jak68 at 7:02 PM PST - 3 comments

Best Symbian Apps for a Nokia.

What are some of the best Symbian apps for my Nokia phone? [more inside]
posted by Carius at 6:58 PM PST - 6 comments

Funky Furniture Finds

Where to get funky furniture in south of LA? [more inside]
posted by getmetoSF at 6:44 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I track multiple objects with high precision.

How should I go about tracking multiple objects in an environment requiring high precision? Is what I'd like to do even possible? [more inside]
posted by EsotericAlgorithm at 6:32 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me find movies with "shell game" scenes.

MovieFilter: Help me find movies with scenes like the returning the painting scene from The Thomas Crown Affair (1999). [more inside]
posted by slavlin at 6:31 PM PST - 10 comments

Name that French rabbit movie!

What is the French movie, probably from the 90's, that concerns rabbits, an old man with a family and a farm? My friend watched it in French class back in high school (late 90's), and is DYING to see it again.
posted by phaedrus441 at 6:26 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me help my dog

I was just sitting outside on my friend's lawn with my dog, who was tied to a tree branch about 20 feet away (that I checked for strength before tying her up) and quietly watching squirrels. A woman walked by and smiled at us, and my dog lunged at her, breaking the tree branch, and proceeded to jump up on her and ram her nose into her, barking. I feel absolutely terrible and have no idea how to fix this. [more inside]
posted by emilyd22222 at 5:45 PM PST - 32 comments

vegan or macrobiotic

A friend of mine is touting the glories of a macrobiotic diet, so I'm looking into it for myself. I'm put off by the ying/yang woo woo aspect of it, so I was looking at going vegan but with more whole grains and a lot of seaweed. Surely I'm not the first person to think of this. Is there any literature out there that would be helpful? Is there any reason to really, for instance, avoid nightshade vegetables? Any reason to eat two bowls of miso soup or drink twig tea?
posted by kristymcj at 5:43 PM PST - 5 comments

I'm sure Metafilter will be able to recommend a clean place, reasonably priced.

Where is a good, inexpensive place for a spur of the moment trip to New Orleans this Saturday? [more inside]
posted by HSWilson at 5:33 PM PST - 14 comments

Doggone it, help me do the right thing!

Can I get a dog? *Special snowflake filter.* [more inside]
posted by ohsnapdragon at 5:10 PM PST - 24 comments

Looking for a squeeze machine

I've been reading about Temple Grandin's "squeeze machine," and I would really like to use it. (More info about what it is here.) Are there any places in the NYC area where I could?
posted by sdn at 4:22 PM PST - 10 comments

How about "skyline" or "in the distance"...

When a book is reviewed by an editor, do they look for words that are repeated too much? [more inside]
posted by SpacemanStix at 4:19 PM PST - 10 comments

Removed Mole Reappearing?

Removed mole reappearing? [more inside]
posted by anonnymoose at 4:08 PM PST - 9 comments

I like to bite and I cannot lie

I like to bite things. People, really. Yikes. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:04 PM PST - 28 comments

An African or European swallow?

How to get Firefox to un-crash Adobe Flash player so I can get on with my life. [more inside]
posted by herbplarfegan at 3:40 PM PST - 5 comments

Where can I find a good reference for male body types to shoot for in my workouts?

Where can I find a good guide to target body types for a male seeking direction in his workout? [more inside]
posted by NBJack at 3:16 PM PST - 14 comments

Why can't I win even if I win?

When you "win" an argument with your spouse, it's not really winning, or is it? [more inside]
posted by abdulf at 3:13 PM PST - 48 comments

Goopy tub equals sad.

Claw foot tub and water based paint stuck to it. Help a girl out. I want to take a bubble bath in a non-paint marked tub! [more inside]
posted by timpanogos at 2:39 PM PST - 8 comments

Perl regex hell

I have been hammering Google for about three hours now trying to find the answer to what I expected to be a simple question: WTF is up with regular expression backreferences in Perl? I cannot make this (simple) find-replace work. [more inside]
posted by caution live frogs at 2:38 PM PST - 14 comments

froze and thawed a bottle of coca cola. now half of the content is missing. is all that just the carbonation?

froze and thawed a bottle of coca cola. now half of the content is missing. is all that just the carbonation? [more inside]
posted by krautland at 2:17 PM PST - 15 comments

understand calculus

I've finished first year calculus (diff./int.), but I'm not sure I understand fully what I've learned. Can anyone point me to something, not too technical, that might help.
posted by larry_darrell at 2:08 PM PST - 11 comments

Perfect beef/lamb meatballs?

Cooking filter: I'd like to make some beef/lamb mixture meatballs for use in a slightly modified version of this recipe and I'm not sure what proportions of meat and what mix of seasonings to use. [more inside]
posted by moxiequz at 2:04 PM PST - 6 comments

Need help with job search techniques

I was laid off from my job almost 2 years ago, and while it was depressing, I was unhappy and was starting to explore a new industry, anyway. In the past 2 years, I have spent a year and a half going back to school full time for a more specific degree that supplements my BA. I also took on a few internships along the way. I graduated in January and have been looking for a full time position without any sort of success. Clearly I am going about this in the wrong way; what should I be doing differently? More details below. [more inside]
posted by saturn25 at 2:01 PM PST - 16 comments

Does this international edition college text have the same problem sets(in the same order)?

Does anyone know if the international edition of "A Concise Introduction to Logic, Tenth Edition" has the same problem sets as the us version? Alternatively, does anyone have the u.s. version who would be willing to compare? Failing those, does anyone know of a resource online where I could find out?
posted by vash at 1:26 PM PST - 3 comments

Seriously the last album I bought was This Is It.

Pretend it's 2030 and you're making a Best Of The 00s music mix. What do you include? I pretty much ignored pop music for a decade and now I want to catch up and hear great stuff from this century. [more inside]
posted by The Whelk at 12:50 PM PST - 42 comments

That's a funny accent you have there...

Is there a term in linguistics for the residual accent a non-native speaker has when speaking English? [more inside]
posted by Biru at 12:29 PM PST - 11 comments

How to make my house not smell (so badly) of decomposing critter.

My house smells like decomposing critter. A critter died at a point in my chimney that it cannot be removed without removing the masonry and taking apart the chimney. (It died on the shelf above the damper.) The chimney dude recommended we just wait it out and said that with the average daily temp being 90+, it should be 'fast.' However, it's really damn disgusting and we're a week into a likely 2-3 week process. In the meantime, recommend any smells to help offset the stench? [more inside]
posted by lostinsupermarket at 12:27 PM PST - 24 comments

Getting rental deposit back

UK: rental deposit problem. What is our best option for recovering the deposit - we are not covered by any of the tenancy deposit schemes? [more inside]
posted by Marzipan at 12:26 PM PST - 7 comments

Ireland weather in February?

I would like to take a horseback riding vacation in Ireland focused on cross-country jumping. I might have some time in February, is this a good time to go? [more inside]
posted by gwen1234 at 12:08 PM PST - 7 comments

This is silly, but it's been driving me crazy

I need help identifying an anomalous EU-license plate that I saw in Salzburg, Austria a couple years back. [more inside]
posted by dunkadunc at 12:07 PM PST - 12 comments

Trying to find a gift for film professor cousin.

Thinking of getting him a Barbara Stanwyck movie poster; is that good? Which one? [more inside]
posted by theDTs at 12:05 PM PST - 12 comments

Rundll32 crashes

I have just re-installed Windows Vista, and when trying to change power settings, rundll32 crashes. Help! [more inside]
posted by edbyford at 12:04 PM PST - 6 comments

We want to make a DINK-move, not a dick-move.

Husband loses job, gains new job. Awesome! But I'm expecting a great job offer myself - on the other side of the country. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:03 PM PST - 9 comments

Looking for more than just "being annoying"

Several people I work with/socialize with/etc. fall into the same habit and I want to get a handle on what to call what they are doing so I can help explain it to them. [more inside]
posted by 2bucksplus at 11:50 AM PST - 55 comments

How do I more easily get songs in album order on my iTunes/iPod?

On iTunes, is there a way to make it so that songs are arranged in the intended album-order rather than alphabetically? [more inside]
posted by jitterbug perfume at 11:40 AM PST - 20 comments

Will gators eat my kids?

If I move to Orlando will gators eat my kids? (and other questions) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:21 AM PST - 34 comments

Experiences with end of life

Hospice and end of life: what to expect? [more inside]
posted by quadrilaterals at 11:20 AM PST - 24 comments

Broken Vagina

I know that you are not my doctor, but maybe you've had similar problems with your vag? I think mine's broken... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:19 AM PST - 22 comments

What are your favorite hiking trails in the DC area?

I just discovered that I like hiking! What are some good hiking trails in the Washington DC/Nova/MD area? [more inside]
posted by BigVACub at 11:12 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me buy a great 2.1/3.1 audio solution.

Help me upgrade my audio! Mishmash of decades-old audio equipment isn't cutting it anymore. [more inside]
posted by somacore at 11:11 AM PST - 12 comments

You will receive guidance from a mysterious stranger.

Help me come up with something creative to do with a few dozen fortunes I've collected from fortune cookies over the years! [more inside]
posted by AngerBoy at 11:09 AM PST - 8 comments

What could cause a sudden onset of slurred speech and general brain slowness?

What could cause a sudden onset of slurred speech and general brain slowness? [more inside]
posted by biochemist at 11:08 AM PST - 36 comments

What's a good book on the lives of Hispanic immigrants?

What's a good book on the status of Hispanics in America? [more inside]
posted by tomtheblackbear at 11:05 AM PST - 9 comments

The plug-and-play home theater, this is not

My Panasonic home theater audio receiver died. I want to replace it but not all the other components of my system. How can I find compatible hardware before making a purchase? [more inside]
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 10:42 AM PST - 7 comments

How to filter twitter feed by keyword?

Help me filter my foodtruck twitter feed! I want to get only tweets referencing my street (so I can only see the foodtrucks who will be near me that day) without having to read 8000 other tweets. Iphone or web based please. Bonus points for easy -- I'm a twitter novice. [more inside]
posted by bluesky78987 at 10:35 AM PST - 5 comments

Why is clothing getting crappier?

Why has the quality of retail clothing declined compared to 10-15 years ago? [more inside]
posted by camcgee at 10:14 AM PST - 33 comments

Can you recommend some books for women who don’t feel they’re good enough, skinny enough, have enough, or are nice enough.

Can you recommend some books for women who don’t feel they’re good enough, skinny enough, have enough, or are nice enough. What are some books that would allow these women to relate and demystify the great American ideals so they can have a different perspective of their lives. [more inside]
posted by PeaPod at 10:11 AM PST - 19 comments

Will a cold drink on a hot day really make me sick?

At the risk of being totally culturally insensitive... What is it with Europeans and superstitions about the temperature of drinks? [more inside]
posted by BusyBusyBusy at 10:07 AM PST - 56 comments

Best 1.5 (Cheap) Days in Olympic National Park?

Myself and two friends have decided to do our annual reunion in Olympic National park but since we’re all short on vacation, we only have Friday night through Sunday afternoon. Is there a way we could somehow combine a 4-10 mile day hike with a coastal experience in this amount of time? I've seen the wta.org and nps.gov sites but I'm sort of overwhelmed by choice and looking for recommendations. [more inside]
posted by neko75 at 10:03 AM PST - 5 comments

Another "kids/no kids is a deal-breaker" question.

How do you broach the subject of having kids in the future when first dating? [more inside]
posted by hellameangirl at 10:02 AM PST - 27 comments

objections to reminiscence

A character in a book that is ... worried/afraid of reminiscing, for fear that it may taint their memory (or sense of self), or lessen the experience, or something similar? (might be Sartre's Nausea, but I can't find an appropriate quote.) Thanks! [more inside]
posted by paulesque at 9:38 AM PST - 5 comments

You can lose what you never had

[Word Filter] Is there a term to describe the disappointment you feel at losing something that you never actually had and didn't really want or plan for? It can be in English or another language. Examples inside. [more inside]
posted by scarnato at 9:31 AM PST - 17 comments

radically minimalist proposal

I want to propose to my long-time partner, but an overblown wedding proposal sounds agonizing to me as an introvert. I am now thinking that I would like to aim my energy at finding the most creatively minimalist proposal that I can. My partner is completely quirky, so the strangest ideas are totally welcomed. I'm overthinking this to the point of paralysis, and losing months of engaged bliss as a result! How the heck should I propose given all these elements? [more inside]
posted by asimplemouse at 9:30 AM PST - 37 comments

I heard there was a secret chord ...

I need to find some transition music. My best option so far is the first 40 seconds of the intro to Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah, but it's far too short. Can you help me find something with a similar sound? [more inside]
posted by ourobouros at 9:13 AM PST - 22 comments

Iranian Jewish female singer, accompanies herself on the Persian sitar

Iranian Jewish female singer, accompanies herself on the Persian sitar...who could it be? [more inside]
posted by Not Supplied at 9:12 AM PST - 13 comments

How do I winterize my bike in a rainy city?

Help me winterize my bike [more inside]
posted by KokuRyu at 9:10 AM PST - 14 comments

What kind of doctor do I need to see?

You are not a doctor, but you can hopefully help me determine which kind I need to go to. [more inside]
posted by olinerd at 8:39 AM PST - 17 comments

I don't want to embarrass my kid

Help me be the awesomest room mother ever. [more inside]
posted by hollygoheavy at 8:33 AM PST - 7 comments

files flying south for winter

Help!! I have a new disk image on my mac, files have disappeared and I don't know which way is up. [more inside]
posted by bwonder2 at 8:31 AM PST - 3 comments

YAFQ (yet another furnace question).

Yet another question on furnaces (actually, boilers)--this time, propane versus oil. Does it make sense to replace my oil boiler with propane? [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 8:29 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me reduce the footprint of my home theater components.

Help me reduce the footprint of my home theater components. Any and all options welcome. [more inside]
posted by bondcliff at 8:18 AM PST - 10 comments

Fugly Technological Behemoth

How can I camouflage this monstrosity hanging out in my office? [more inside]
posted by chara at 8:09 AM PST - 22 comments

Looking for Twitter feeds that offer good deals

Looking for Twitter feeds of companies that advertise deals and sales on their Twitter feeds. [more inside]
posted by reenum at 8:08 AM PST - 1 comment

$7000 Attic Insulation: Stuffed with gold and fairies, or a good deal?

Related back to this question, we are finally pulling the trigger on a new furnace, hoping to get the work done before a state rebate program for such purchases expires. We have gotten several good bids, and are taking more, but the best one came from a guy who would also fix our insulation problem- for $7000. We're a little daunted. [more inside]
posted by pickypicky at 8:08 AM PST - 5 comments

Clogged Toilet Question

I'm troubleshooting, DIY, a clogged toilet. Here's what is happening. What does it mean? (BTW, I have barely any experience with toilets, and while I have plumbed for a summer, I do not have any real knowledge of household plumbing). [more inside]
posted by scunning at 7:51 AM PST - 13 comments

Turning a PSD into Wordpress

I have the PSD, I have average knowledge of Photoshop, PHP, CSS & HTML and I have a Wordpress blog. What advice can you give me on making my blog look like the PSD? [more inside]
posted by jontyjago at 7:47 AM PST - 14 comments

Help my daughter choose a school

Sending daughter to college ...but which of these? [more inside]
posted by Postroad at 7:45 AM PST - 24 comments

I need suggestions for Mac budgeting software.

What is the best budgeting software for a Mac that I can sync with an iPhone? [more inside]
posted by miltoncat at 7:44 AM PST - 7 comments

Is there such a thing as "swamp wax," and could this be it?

Digging a hole last weekend, we found this. Help us figure out what it might be. [more inside]
posted by bricksNmortar at 7:30 AM PST - 6 comments

I WANNA... SUBURBAN HOME. SUBURBANHOME!

What can I do/send/recommend for my long-distance, recent post-amputation friend to combat boredom? [more inside]
posted by functionequalsform at 7:28 AM PST - 16 comments

How should I wire my home theater setup?

Home theater conundrum. Ok, so, what's the best way to wire this up? [more inside]
posted by kbanas at 7:19 AM PST - 24 comments

Best quality in ripped clips?

How do I get the highest possible quality when ripping clips from DVD's? I've been using AoA DVD Ripper software to make .avi files, and while some of them look just fine you can sometimes see a huge difference in quality. Should I be using different software or settings? [more inside]
posted by hermitosis at 6:56 AM PST - 13 comments

How to cook a flank steak frozen post marination

I froze a flank steak after it was marinated. How will this affect the texture of the cooked steak? [more inside]
posted by yarrow at 6:51 AM PST - 3 comments

Casino link risks?

What are the risks of accepting an offer to put a single link to a casino site on your website? [more inside]
posted by singularian at 6:15 AM PST - 7 comments

Can you recommend the best Australia-wide accommodation and travel online sites?

What would you recommend as the most comprehensive and helpful online site for searching for accommodation and holiday deals in Australia? [more inside]
posted by h00py at 5:42 AM PST - 7 comments

Suggestiond for telling 5 year olds about my job?

I am looking for suggestions on how to liven up a presentation about my job to a kindergarden class. [more inside]
posted by TedW at 5:41 AM PST - 17 comments

Reconciling with mum

My mum and I have a fabulous relationship over the phone, but when we're in the other's physical presence, not so much. The thing is, she's generously offered to move from California to the UK for six months so I can go back to work part-time when my year of paid maternity leave runs out. [more inside]
posted by katiecat at 5:29 AM PST - 9 comments

Flying solo in Toronto's nightlife?

Going to be in Toronto soon and want to enjoy the nightlife. [more inside]
posted by alon at 5:15 AM PST - 4 comments

Should I go to therapy?

Going to therapy - should I bother? [more inside]
posted by christinetheslp at 4:26 AM PST - 16 comments

How long will it take for Chester to decompose?

How long will it take for Chester to decompose? [more inside]
posted by disillusioned at 2:46 AM PST - 8 comments

KHAAAAAAAN this be valuable?

Many, many years ago now I picked up a small toy Klingon battlecruiser, made by Corgi in the UK. It's still packaged (blister-packed) and although the packaging is a bit bashed that's the most unusual thing about it; it proudly declares it's from 'Star Trek II: The Revenge of Khan'. Now I know that was the original working title of STII but aside from this one item I've never seen any physical memorabilia-type items referencing it - I've tried Googling Corgi Collectors pages etc. but again, no joy - do any hardcore Trekkers out there have any idea what (if anything) it might be worth? Many thanks in advance!
posted by timpollard at 12:55 AM PST - 7 comments

Seagull, New York? Is that on Long Island?

TELEPHONE: (212) 354-5500 TOLL FREE FAX: 1-800-458-6515 TELEX: 220014 CABLES: "Seagull" New York . . . What? [more inside]
posted by clorox at 12:18 AM PST - 13 comments

September 16

Are 90% of economists stupid?

Economics: Is free trade good? 90% of economists say yes. But free trade depends on comparative advantage, and comparative advantage depends on capital immobility. And capital isn't immobile anymore; everyone invests everywhere now. So what gives? [more inside]
posted by Dec One at 10:39 PM PST - 31 comments

Fast loading website suggestions?

Can you suggest some frequently-updated websites that work well on an older browser with a slow connection? [more inside]
posted by birch effect at 10:12 PM PST - 17 comments

Backsplash tile to complement granite counters and wood cabinets.

Need help deciding on tile for our new kitchen backsplash! We recently moved into a renovated house, and it already has these granite countertops. I'm not a huge fan of the color or strong veining, but they're new and we don't have the money to replace them. Our cabinets are currently dark brown, though we might paint them a light grey or white in the next year or so. What kind of tile or marble should we use on our backsplash? Or should we just paint it another color with somewhat washable paint? We cook lots and there are already quite a few marks above the stove and around the sink. [more inside]
posted by barnone at 9:43 PM PST - 26 comments

Magentofilter?

I'm looking to add some complex product options to an existing Magento install that were previously done rather messily. This is proving troublesome. [more inside]
posted by setanor at 9:22 PM PST - 1 comment

Document Management System 2010.

DMS 2010. Help me find a PHP script, requirements inside. [more inside]
posted by Aya at 8:56 PM PST - 5 comments

Where can I get a master's that relates to math and computer science and would prepare me for getting a PhD in a computational field that is yet to be determined?

What is your advice for a recent graduate who majored in math and who wants to eventually do research in a computational field, but really hasn't a clue what that would be. Specifically, do you know of any masters programs where I can prepare myself without exactly knowing what I'm preparing for. [more inside]
posted by fiddlesticks at 8:53 PM PST - 8 comments

Unwanted Attention From An Unwell Friend

Snowflake Filter: How to deal with unwanted attention from an unwell friend? [more inside]
posted by gumtree at 8:30 PM PST - 20 comments

One continent. Six months.

So I'm in my final year of medical school. I have about 6 months of extraneous time on my hands. Help me find something both interesting and useful to do in Asia for those 6 months. [more inside]
posted by genmonster at 8:20 PM PST - 4 comments

Unusual things for work

What are some unusually / useful things you keep at your desk? [more inside]
posted by lilkeith07 at 8:05 PM PST - 109 comments

Bad vibes to ask for some protection?

I am lending a musical instrument to a local touring band. I should have the tour manager sign some sort of contract/agreement. Right? What should such an 'agreement' say? [more inside]
posted by palacewalls at 7:48 PM PST - 9 comments

Finding "A Common Reader" Again

I miss the Common Reader catalog. Have you missed it too, and do you know where to find a list of what was in the inventory?
posted by msamye at 7:46 PM PST - 4 comments

Please help me understand spimes.

I really thought that small, cheap location aware devices existed and could be purchased but I can't find any. Do they not exist yet or am I using the wrong search terms? [more inside]
posted by 10ch at 6:41 PM PST - 11 comments

Would Andre the Giant still have a posse?

My Google-Fu has failed me - would an unused Andre the Giant Has a Posse sticker be worth any money? [more inside]
posted by Ruki at 6:27 PM PST - 11 comments

How Do I Set Font Sizes and Zoom for a Mobile Site?

What's the best way to spec font sizes in CSS for a mobile web site for the latest versions of Android, Blackberry, and Safari Mobile? [more inside]
posted by kirkaracha at 6:25 PM PST - 1 comment

Looking for no-bake moon cookie recipe

Long ago when I was a kid Cricket Magazine ran a recipe for "moon cookies" attributed to astronaut Michael Collins. These were no-bake spherical cookies that I seem to recall involved peanut butter, not the "phase of the moon" sugar cookies that my Googling is turning up. If anyone has a recipe that sounds like this, please help me find it in time for a "moon festival" party this Saturday!
posted by LadyOscar at 6:20 PM PST - 19 comments

Travel newbie trying to book a holiday trip, what is the best way?

How to get the best price on airline tickets when you are flexible on when and how you go? [more inside]
posted by JoannaC at 6:15 PM PST - 10 comments

Export Word styles to OpenOffice Writer?

Is it possible to export styles from Microsoft Word to OpenOffice Writer? [more inside]
posted by philosophygeek at 5:55 PM PST - 2 comments

iPhone what what?

Snowflake iPhone or Blackberry question -- which one and how-to? [more inside]
posted by alternateuniverse at 5:54 PM PST - 10 comments

AARP-isms

What are some every day physical gestures, common behaviors, and/or spoken phrases stereotypically favored by elderly people? [more inside]
posted by np312 at 5:53 PM PST - 64 comments

Please hope me make these calls stop!

Someone has been publishing my son’s cell phone number in ads for some land he has for sale. How can we get him to stop doing this? Plus: I know the guy’s first name and where he works and it’s close by. Minus: He insisted in an email that the phone number was his. [more inside]
posted by zinfandel at 5:48 PM PST - 32 comments

Books on Bosses?

In preparation for Boardwalk Empire, what are the best books out there on political bosses, political machines, and their heyday on the American scene?
posted by LeonBernstein at 5:38 PM PST - 9 comments

I don't know why I can't make this decision myself.

Special snowflake "Should I buy this used macbook pro?" question. [more inside]
posted by typewriter at 5:38 PM PST - 9 comments

What happens to Smash Williams on Friday Night Lights?

What happens in the end to the character Brian "Smash" Williams on Friday Night Lights? [more inside]
posted by vincele at 5:11 PM PST - 6 comments

How can I fix my Mac's broken Disk Permissions?

Mac OS 10.6.4 - my Disk Permissions are broken. How did this happen, and what do I need to do to fix it? [more inside]
posted by invisible ink at 4:51 PM PST - 3 comments

scammed by karvt cases

I ordered an iphone case online months ago and never received it. I have emailed 5 times to no response. What do I do now? ( KARVT | MacBook Skins) [more inside]
posted by femmme at 4:36 PM PST - 6 comments

Keep a minor on birth control?

Can a parent/guardian do anything to keep a minor on birth control? [more inside]
posted by doctord at 4:17 PM PST - 37 comments

How do I ask a girl to a school dance in Norwegian?

How do I ask a girl to a school dance in Norwegian? More specifically, a translation would be great! [more inside]
posted by Galen Alexis at 4:17 PM PST - 21 comments

Newbie to MS Access deleted something essential. HELP!

[MSAccess Filter] HELP! I have been thrust into Access with no understanding of how it works beyond a 10-minute "use this" and "do that" session. Now I think I inadvertently deleted a couple of essential "forms." Can I get them back? Or rebuild them? I know the data must still be in there, but I don't know how to display it. [more inside]
posted by AnOrigamiLife at 4:07 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me push my buttons.

I have 20 lbs of beautiful antique and vintage buttons of every size, shape, material and form. I recuperating from surgery for the next 4 weeks. Can you suggest projects to utilize my time and materials? [more inside]
posted by kimdog at 4:05 PM PST - 22 comments

Is a Free iPhone Really Free?

I have been offered a used iPhone by a friend who is upgrading. Can I still use its Wi-Fi without getting a data plan? [more inside]
posted by charred husk at 3:11 PM PST - 22 comments

8-) Deal with it?

I'm looking for an animated GIF of someone sending a series of texts that are an ASCII representation of the "Deal With It" meme. Where did I see this?
posted by joshuaconner at 3:11 PM PST - 3 comments

How to colour the tetrahedra in a chain of 24 to produce a rhombic dodecahedron?

How should I colour each isocoles tetrahedron in a chain of 24 using three colours, so that when I fold up the chain into a rhombic dodecahedron each rhombic face is a single colour and is different to its neighbours? [more inside]
posted by Brentusfirmus at 3:02 PM PST - 10 comments

What's in the box?

My BF found this unusual wooden box at a Goodwill store in Lancaster, PA and we're trying to figure out what its special purpose is. [more inside]
posted by Room 641-A at 3:01 PM PST - 19 comments

Is there circularity in the methodology used to establish my students' educational goals?

I have some questions about the use of normalized testing data to establish goals for struggling students. [more inside]
posted by alphanerd at 2:59 PM PST - 6 comments

Name for a new sandwich

I have a chance to name a new sandwich at a favorite lunch spot. I have a chance to name a new sandwich at a favorite lunch spot. I gave the owner the idea making some tweaks on an existing sandwich. He liked the idea and said it will be on the menu next week. Then he said I had to name it. The new sandwich will be a Carolina style pulled chicken, marinated in Buffalo wing sauce with Gorgonzola cheese. All stuffed in a hallowed out sub roll to make a "handwich". I've been racking my brain for a name that might incorporate a Buffalo/Carolina connection, but Buffalina or Carofalo are the lazy way out. Also, using my nickname "Eman" in the name of the sandwich would not bother me. So bombard me with your ideas.
posted by unceman at 2:53 PM PST - 40 comments

Which used bass?

Which beginner bass should I buy, the Ibanez GSR200 or Peavey Milestone III? [more inside]
posted by domnit at 2:47 PM PST - 7 comments

Open Source Freedom

Now that Freedom for Mac costs money, is there an open source program that works similarly?
posted by outlandishmarxist at 2:47 PM PST - 4 comments

Help us sell a house we don't own!

How can a neighborhood group help attract buyers to a (recent bank repo) house for sale? [more inside]
posted by dhartung at 2:46 PM PST - 7 comments

Good long-distance gifts for Alzheimer's patient in a nursing home?

What are some long-distance things I can do to make my grandma happy? She is in a nursing home with Alzheimer's. [more inside]
posted by oblique red at 2:45 PM PST - 10 comments

Fictional character driven by a sense of unfairness

There is a trope I really like, and I'm looking for more examples of it [more inside]
posted by Ideal Impulse at 2:27 PM PST - 18 comments

Book Recommendations

Looking for books on genetics, archaeology, and anthropology for a 14 year old interested in history and non-fiction. [more inside]
posted by saffronwoman at 2:09 PM PST - 15 comments

SPX CBOE index question

Please help me understand the SPX CBOE option settlement calculation. If the closing price today is 1124.66, and one of the first stocks open lower or higher, how does it influence the settling price? It is based on only the first stock opening, and the other 499 based on the Thursday? Or all of the 500?
posted by bright77blue at 2:04 PM PST - 8 comments

Grammar help: Constructing a question.

Grammar help: Constructing a question. [more inside]
posted by Liquidwolf at 2:01 PM PST - 15 comments

Can I get blackberry bold ringtones into my blackberry torch?

How do I get blackberry bold ringtones on my new blackberry torch? [more inside]
posted by namesarehard at 2:00 PM PST - 2 comments

T-Mobile prepaid phone science please

Suggestions for a T-Mo prepaid phone model? [more inside]
posted by mwhybark at 1:22 PM PST - 6 comments

Wanted: An awesome, but cheap, sound system for a student co-op

What kind of (budget, DJ-quality) sound system should we buy to have amazing parties at a student co-op? [more inside]
posted by mahoganyslide at 1:17 PM PST - 12 comments

Three cats might be a little too much company

I'm usually at the top of the class where cats are concerned, but I'm too emotionally involved and could use some outside opinions. Summary: found a cat, took it in on behalf of the owner - but it turned out to be a different cat. I would normally only take a cat in if I could look after it, and I'm not sure I can commit to the new cat - but how can I not? tl;dr inside. [more inside]
posted by L'Estrange Fruit at 1:16 PM PST - 25 comments

Getting Photos Into Photos, Not

Help me get my pictures off my computer and onto my iPad permanently. [more inside]
posted by Xurando at 1:14 PM PST - 3 comments

Where to stop on a Chicago to SF road trip.

A friend and I are taking a road trip from Chicago to San Francisco. We'll be staying on I-80 for the most part. Do you have any suggestions on places we should check out or places we should stay away from? [more inside]
posted by simplethings at 1:04 PM PST - 21 comments

Comics Suggestions

Comixology got me into comics (Fables, which I was already reading, excepted). I'm currently following Sandman and Y: The Last Man, and I'd appreciate suggestions on what else I should try reading. Comixology's current roster of comics. Criteria and a few thoughts of my own below the fold. [more inside]
posted by The Confessor at 12:56 PM PST - 27 comments

Revealing something likely uncomfortable-making to friends

I want to tell people about the fact that I've had two abortions, but feel kind of weird doing so long after the fact. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:49 PM PST - 19 comments

It's a mouthwash. It's on the tip of my tongue. And killing me.

Why does listerine burn the tip of my tongue? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 12:48 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me avoid Trail Fail.

First trail race in a couple months! Yay! (Now what do I need to know?) [more inside]
posted by kataclysm at 12:45 PM PST - 7 comments

Looking for the title to a book for which I think I remember the plot.

Bookfilter - A friend recommended a book to me 15 years ago and I'm a) ready to read the book but b) am out of touch with the friend and c) cannot remember the name of the book! [more inside]
posted by Man with Lantern at 12:42 PM PST - 5 comments

Water Water ... Just There in the Bottle, Thanks

Help me carry my (big) water bottle in or on my backpack with no built-in holder and no clear places to latch onto. [more inside]
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 12:40 PM PST - 17 comments

The Tech Behind Laser Shows?

How do you draw a laser Stairway to Heaven? [more inside]
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 12:35 PM PST - 2 comments

Flying to Sao Tome and Principe

How best to fly to São Tomé and Príncipe? Airlines, routes? [more inside]
posted by fso at 12:28 PM PST - 9 comments

Rocky Statue, here I come.

One night in Philadelphia - looking for awesome bookstores, restaurants that won't kill my stomach. [more inside]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 12:27 PM PST - 18 comments

A hermit's reading list

I recently watched "Amongst White Clouds" and reread Road to Heaven: Encounters With Chinese Hermits and am looking for more books and films on the solo ascetic life. [more inside]
posted by ryanshepard at 12:25 PM PST - 9 comments

L3Cs and filmmaking?

AmericaFilter: What experiences have people had with setting up L3Cs to make films or film companies? (And for those from the UK, what experiences have people had with setting up community interest companies to make films or film companies?)
posted by Sticherbeast at 12:11 PM PST - 4 comments

Why do Lego "build this particular thing" kits always have a few extra parts?

Why do Lego "build this particular thing" kits always have a few extra parts? [more inside]
posted by tippiedog at 12:04 PM PST - 10 comments

Brown bagging for non-morning people

After several failed attempts to pack sandwiches and the like for lunch, I've at last accepted that there is no way I'm doing even a little cooking in the morning. But I'm sick of blowing all my money on lunch out. What should I do instead? [more inside]
posted by randomname25 at 12:02 PM PST - 32 comments

It was fine yesterday.

Need some help getting myself up to speed on being "the computer person." Just got a new job, which mostly involves handling lighting and carpentry tasks for a resident theater company. My responsibilities also include some IT stuff for their computer system. I'm looking for suggestions on how to be more of an expert and less of a-person-who knows-how-to-use-google. [more inside]
posted by edbles at 10:49 AM PST - 15 comments

Is going to a concert in Boston solo a reasonable idea?

What can you tell me about Agganis Arena at Boston University and the area it's in? I have a ticket to see Pavement there this Saturday, and right now it looks like I'll be going alone if I go at all. I'll also need a place to spend the night, since I'm coming from out of town. I'm a 20 year old female. Is this safe? Crazy? Risky but doable? [more inside]
posted by MadamM at 10:44 AM PST - 23 comments

NOMNOMNOM FONTS NOMNOMNOM

I would like to buy a collection of display fonts, i.e. fonts that designed more for being used in the headline of ads or editorial layouts i.e. they stand out and don't look like the more typical serifs and sans serifs. I'm not looking for a particular style (brush, grunge etc) but rather a collection that has examples from numerous styles. Open Type is preferred, but not necessary. Suggestions? Yes, I know about dafont.com and the like. I'd prefer to buy a collection, thanks.
posted by nomadicink at 10:39 AM PST - 6 comments

Encrusted jewel cities, or something.

What places have you lived in either by choice or by force of circumstances, that were surprisingly cool? [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 10:35 AM PST - 73 comments

How can I get windows to always display Japoanese fonts correctly online?

Windows doesn't always display Japanese fonts correctly on web pages, how can I fix it? [more inside]
posted by mairuzu at 10:31 AM PST - 10 comments

What if a bank ignores an account "freeze"?

I read here that Cuba has frozen about $1 billion in foreign businesses' bank accounts and is now offering to dribble the money back to the account holders over five years at a piddling interest rate. But this is all "electronic" money, right (as opposed to physical cash)? What's to stop an account holder and a non-Cuban bank from ignoring the freeze, "transferring" the money electronically, and then simply acting as though the funds were actually transferred? [more inside]
posted by hayvac at 10:19 AM PST - 23 comments

Two monitors, one shoulder; how do I relieve the pain?

How do I survive, ergonomically speaking, with two monitors? [more inside]
posted by [insert clever name here] at 10:05 AM PST - 17 comments

Can poll workers peek?

Are poll workers allowed to peek at your vote? [more inside]
posted by Faze at 10:05 AM PST - 15 comments

Magazine cover concept help: financial literacy + disability

Magazine cover design meeting in 3 hours and I'm stuck. We're a cross-disability magazine and the next theme is roughly "asset building and financial literacy". Our message: not as scary as it sounds. [more inside]
posted by sambiamb at 10:01 AM PST - 8 comments

I need to make a simple, professional website by the end of the month.

I need to make a website for a family member (a classical musician) by the end of next month. I'm familiar with basic HTML and CSS, but I need to become fluent. Any web developers on MF? [more inside]
posted by jykmf at 9:53 AM PST - 25 comments

My nissan maxima 98 is having a battery issue or alternator

Nissan maxima starting problems, either battery or alternator [more inside]
posted by minsid at 9:50 AM PST - 11 comments

Is this normal in a marriage?

Is this just a bad phase in the marriage, or a sign of more to come? Many details inside, but basically, no sex, no intimacy, a lot of distance, and counseling isn't an option - and I don't really know where to go from here, or if I just have unrealistic expectations. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:38 AM PST - 50 comments

feelings of indignation in low-level job

How do I refrain from feeling resentment and indignation at a low-level position in research and academia, when I know I am capable of much more? How do I make my stay more pleasant and earn the respect of my colleagues? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:36 AM PST - 27 comments

Basic facial hygiene / acne routine for adults.

I'm a male in my late 20's and my teenage acne never went away. I acknowledge that I could be doing more to prevent acne and that my facial hygiene routine is probably lacking. What can I add to my routine (detailed within) that will make the biggest difference? [more inside]
posted by GleepGlop at 9:36 AM PST - 41 comments

Shortest Atlantic to Pacific continental US distance?

Shortest Atlantic to Pacific distance in continental US? [more inside]
posted by lasitter at 9:07 AM PST - 5 comments

Give a city kid a taste of the country

My 7 year old nephew is a real city kid who rarely gets out of his Brooklyn neighborhood. I'm thinking of renting a car this Saturday, and busting him out of the city. What are great places to visit or activites to do within an hour and a half drive of the city? [more inside]
posted by bonsai forest at 9:05 AM PST - 16 comments

*In* A Website?

Magazine X published my article on their website. Would it be correct to claim that my article "appeared in Magazine X?" [more inside]
posted by LudgerLassen at 9:01 AM PST - 6 comments

Why "medicine"?

Why did Europeans translate seemingly religious concepts of different Native American cultures as "medicine"? [more inside]
posted by otio at 8:49 AM PST - 6 comments

Why weren't East and West Germany admitted to the United Nations until 1973?

Why were neither East nor West Germany admitted to the United Nations until 1973? [more inside]
posted by jrb223 at 8:38 AM PST - 3 comments

Ask him out...but what if I can't?

So I decided to ask him out...but what if I can't? (Another special snowflake, no doubt :-/) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:32 AM PST - 16 comments

Hello Brain, It's your ass, Breaking news we might be Gay?

Hello Brain, It's your ass, Breaking news we might be Gay? I'm a 30 year old male, and up until recently I was pretty certain I was 100% Straight, Now I'm not so sure. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:32 AM PST - 24 comments

Help me find a midsized guitar amp!

I'm thinking of getting a new amplifier! [more inside]
posted by COBRA! at 8:24 AM PST - 18 comments

Self-checkout Lanes in Savannah

Which grocery stores, if any, have self-checkout lanes in Savannah, Georgia? [more inside]
posted by jeffhoward at 8:08 AM PST - 4 comments

Who will answer the bell?

Need help with administrative staff reception duties during receptionist's lunch hour. [more inside]
posted by TLCplz at 7:58 AM PST - 26 comments

Idiot forgot her mom's birthday. Now what?

I am a terrible person. I completely forgot my mother's birthday. My family takes this stuff seriously. What can I do now? [more inside]
posted by micawber at 7:58 AM PST - 13 comments

What have I done to break my PSP X1?

What have I done to break my PSP X1? [more inside]
posted by twine42 at 7:49 AM PST - 1 comment

What are some movies whose plots begin with their conclusions?

What are some examples of movies that open with their concluding scene or climax and then work backwards from there? [more inside]
posted by cymru_j at 7:39 AM PST - 62 comments

What happened to this skunk?

The great skunk mystery. (Warning: involves roadkill. May not be safe for weak stomachs) [more inside]
posted by yawper at 7:17 AM PST - 9 comments

Book reccomendations for SE Asia backpacker

Books about South East Asia culture and history, for a young traveller [more inside]
posted by choppyes at 7:05 AM PST - 12 comments

Go team us!

Where to buy a class ring online? [more inside]
posted by monkey!knife!fight! at 6:41 AM PST - 1 comment

Can you hear me? Now?

[New Smartphone Selection Filter] Droid X vs Droid 2 vs ??? Help me decide! [more inside]
posted by PlutoniumX at 6:10 AM PST - 7 comments

I see marijuana and a handjob in your near future....

How does the NYC economy sustain so many psychics? [more inside]
posted by joshwa at 6:07 AM PST - 27 comments

Why Won't These Damn Things Stay On?

What am I doing wrong with my garters and stockings? [more inside]
posted by amicamentis at 5:51 AM PST - 22 comments

Taking a DSLR to Balkans

Is it safe to take by DSLR into Hungary, Bosnia, and Croatia? [more inside]
posted by hylaride at 5:29 AM PST - 17 comments

Rain and Intrigue

What are some films similar in atmosphere to Polanski's The Ghost Writer (The Ghost) [more inside]
posted by fire&wings at 5:15 AM PST - 8 comments

Make an awesome kid's birthday wish come true!

Please help me fulfill my almost 4-year-old's only birthday wish: "a car that turns into a truck." [more inside]
posted by justonegirl at 4:30 AM PST - 13 comments

Hairdressers in Amsterdam?

Need to find a new hairdresser in Amsterdam. [more inside]
posted by nerdfish at 12:10 AM PST - 5 comments

September 15

Treatment of British POWs during the Crimean War?

History filter: can you point me to sources on the treatment of British POWs during the Crimean War? [more inside]
posted by artemisia at 11:39 PM PST - 5 comments

Anybody use 411cancer.org for car donation?

I'm considering donating my car to 411cancer.org. They have a mention on the Better Business Bureau but it's not clear what exactly it is. Does anybody have any experience with them? [more inside]
posted by Brainy at 10:39 PM PST - 10 comments

What power tool projects could I make to complement my hand tools?

I signed up for a woodworking class. Suddenly, I have access to tools that I've never had access to before, and probably won't have much access to for the next few years. I'd like to find a project I can do that will complement my home workshop. [more inside]
posted by chndrcks at 10:30 PM PST - 9 comments

over-sensitive barista?

What to do about inappropriate, verging-on-harassment behavior from a recently hired coworker & soon-to-be manager who I'll only be working with for a short time? [more inside]
posted by afabulousbeing at 10:27 PM PST - 17 comments

Avoiding undergraduate regret

Looking for advice on avoiding undergraduate regret... [more inside]
posted by LSK at 10:18 PM PST - 37 comments

How are VC/angel firms usually structured?

How are venture capital/angel investor firms/funds usually structured? [more inside]
posted by arimathea at 10:17 PM PST - 8 comments

Pool Media to one directory?

Is there a way I can make Vegas Pro 9.0 Pool all media used in a project into a single directory? [more inside]
posted by NotSoSiniSter at 10:14 PM PST - 2 comments

Where can I find a better wine foil-cutter?

WineFilter! [Mmmmm!] Where can I find a better foil cutter? A really good foil cutter? [more inside]
posted by 2oh1 at 9:54 PM PST - 17 comments

How to calculate variance?

How do I calculate the between-groups variance (Vb)? [more inside]
posted by taltalim at 9:23 PM PST - 8 comments

How do I keep Wordpress users in their own sandbox?

Wordpress filter: Is there a fairly simple way that I'm missing to restrict WP users from editing only the pages they're authorized to edit? [more inside]
posted by liquado at 9:15 PM PST - 2 comments

How to see each other and let go again with minimal drama?

So 5 weeks post breakup, the ex is coming to pick up his stuff this weekend. How do I maintain my composure and not get into discussing all the conflicting feelings that run through my head? [more inside]
posted by Ceci n'est pas un sockpuppet at 8:37 PM PST - 42 comments

it's mostly in the wrist

Please recommend some good exercises for my arms and my grip, mainly so I can cook better with a wok. Here's the main motion. I can do it with a little 10in wok, but I'm just too weak to get that explosive little flick at the end with my new 16in wok, even if I use both hands. It'd also be nice if I could hold it slightly above the burner for 5-10 minutes at a time and swirl it rapidly to stir the food. (In terms of necessary torque, we're talking about maybe 3lbs of pot and definitely no more than 3lbs of food, on a 14in stick.)
posted by d. z. wang at 8:30 PM PST - 13 comments

Marriage Already!

It seems that "the girlfriend" is no longer going to go by that sobriquet. We have decided, after about 15 years of living together, to get married. I am as nervous as I could possibly be. We both come from two previous failed marriages. OTOH we love each other so much, it's scary sometimes. I'd like some advice from people who were in very long term relationships who decided to take the plunge. As well I'd like advice from people who are in long term relationships who think it's less than a good idea.
posted by anonymous at 8:15 PM PST - 27 comments

Dual citizenship (US and CDN) and security clearance

Can a dual citizen (American and Canadian) get a Secret level security clearance in the United States? I'm starting to hear rumors that they'll ask me to give up my Canadian passport to get the security clearance. And - by giving up my Canadian passport are they asking me to renounce my Canadian citizenship to get the security clearance?
posted by raising_arizona at 7:51 PM PST - 11 comments

How to suit up without going broke?

I'm changing jobs and going from a very casual environment to jacket and tie land. At the moment the only suit I've got that fits is the one I interviewed in, so I'm going to need a week and a half's worth of clothing and I don't want to go broke buying it. I'm looking for recommendations for menswear places in Minneapolis / St. Paul and the southern suburbs, and any tips from folks well accustomed to suiting up on a regular basis.
posted by roue at 7:47 PM PST - 12 comments

why won't you just work?!

I have this wireless adapter. I'm trying to connect to this wireless router. It worked yesterday, today it's giving me the error: "The Capabilities of the Wireless Network Adapter on this Computer Don't Match the Requirements of this Network". [more inside]
posted by codacorolla at 7:15 PM PST - 3 comments

Help disabuse me of some historical falsehoods.

What are some false historical "facts" that everyone "knows"? [more inside]
posted by albrecht at 7:05 PM PST - 76 comments

shameful school principle needs to be exposed

How can I get the word out about a bad school principle? [more inside]
posted by tangyraspberry at 6:32 PM PST - 19 comments

Teach me the basics of webgame design!

I feel like learning how to make some simple Flash games, moving up to more complicated ideas later on. I've downloaded/installed ActonScript and Fixel's stuff for programing. Where's a good source for tutorials/guides for learning to do the basics? [more inside]
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:30 PM PST - 9 comments

I like doing things the hard way.

I want to make tamales. From scratch. Including and especially the masa. My understanding is that NY Mexican food and tamales are not good because everyone uses bagged masa and apparently even the fancy restaurants use this. I want fresh masa and it seems that I can find everything I need online. [more inside]
posted by mokeydraws at 6:10 PM PST - 27 comments

how to make quick money, (very) short term job?

Short term (two week) work/money making ideas [more inside]
posted by addelburgh at 6:06 PM PST - 7 comments

Reliable, non-crappy shared hosting provider with fixed pricing?

What is a reliable, non-crappy shared web hosting provider with fixed pricing? All the mainstream ones, and even some of the smaller ones (like A Small Orange) get terrible reviews. [more inside]
posted by nrobertson at 5:49 PM PST - 27 comments

Seriously...do people really eat that?

In the movie "Blood and Bones," Takeshi Kitano plays a Korean, and in one scene prepares a container with chunks of pig. [more inside]
posted by dubitable at 5:49 PM PST - 10 comments

Is biofeedback a joke?

My 2 1/2 year old gets migraines. The only cause we can discern is chocolate but have tried other elimination diets to no avail. Someone suggested biofeedback (a machine that can tell you what your body needs to heal) - and this will help determine the cause(s). I am very skeptical. Would you give it a try? The test is ~$150.
posted by turtlefu at 5:41 PM PST - 36 comments

good ol' country hardball

Help me understand how the Minor League Baseball system works. [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 5:32 PM PST - 21 comments

Timing belt! Now! Help!

It's way past time to change my timing belt - like almost 30,000 miles past! Help me find the right Honda/Acura dealership in West Central Florida (Tampa to Gainesville) to change the timing belt on my 1994 Acura Integra. [more inside]
posted by toodleydoodley at 5:27 PM PST - 13 comments

Parents/Caregivers with RA - help me "hack" your childcare activities!

Moms (and dads? aunts? uncles?) with rheumatoid arthritis - have you ever thought, "I wish I had an x that would help me with/enable me to do y childcare task"? (more inside) [more inside]
posted by purlgurly at 5:00 PM PST - 6 comments

Minneapolis therapist recommendations?

Therapist recommendations for Minneapolis (or western suburbs)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:28 PM PST - 0 comments

Unable to pin items to the taskbar

In Windows 7, why can't I pin items to the taskbar? [more inside]
posted by sbutler at 4:26 PM PST - 2 comments

Which British actor does Michael Marrus look like?

Michael Marrus is a distinguished Canadian historian of the Holocaust. He also really reminds me of a British character actor, especially in this small picture. Who is that actor? [more inside]
posted by lapsangsouchong at 4:25 PM PST - 14 comments

Life for 19th century steerage passenger

Seeking to learn details of early 19th century transatlantic emigration. [more inside]
posted by John Borrowman at 4:09 PM PST - 2 comments

Should we bring our car seat on to the plane?

One toddler, one 4-hour flight. Bring the car seat on board or not? [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 4:01 PM PST - 30 comments

How can a Canadian on a working holiday visa in Japan get a work visa to stay longer?

Always desiring to experience living in Japan, I moved in the country from Canada almost a year ago on a working holiday visa, which will expire next month. My life here is stable so far, including a job at a company willing to sponsor me for a work visa. I want to live in Japan for a longer period, but the problem is I don't seem to meet the requirements for a visa. I am aware that getting married is the easiest way, but unfortunately, I do not have that possibility. Is there anything I can do to stay and work in Japan longer? [more inside]
posted by remi at 3:32 PM PST - 18 comments

Well, if Neil Gaiman can have his books in a basement...

Friends, Mefites, and especially people with finished walkout basements, lend me your ears. The books and I are house-hunting (or, at least, I'm house-hunting for the books), and as the books outnumber me rather drastically, they need space. One of the more promising houses has a completely finished walkout basement. Do I dare let the books live down there? [more inside]
posted by thomas j wise at 2:43 PM PST - 15 comments

iPhone broken by a 2.5 year old

What's the etiquette consensus on paying for things broken by a relative's child? Last night my wife was at her brother's house. Their 2.5 year old boy snatched her iPhone from her hand while she was using it and smashed it against a wall, breaking the screen. [more inside]
posted by thewalrus at 2:42 PM PST - 67 comments

Take my Vaio, please!

Please help me figure out how to most productively complain to Sony about my absolutely craptastic Vaio laptop. [more inside]
posted by AthenaPolias at 2:39 PM PST - 3 comments

What cheese is this?

Help me find out what type of cheese this is! (It tastes like the Handi-Snacks cheese) [more inside]
posted by mungaman at 2:38 PM PST - 10 comments

Time Shift me, please

I want to record TV. I’ve thought about too many options – exhaustively - from old school VCR to Mac Mini/HTPC setups. I don’t care about HD, I just want basic recording, and not to pay more for cable. My head is full of options and I need perspective. Help. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:33 PM PST - 8 comments

What would you do with your last ten years of sight?

How can I prepare myself for likelihood of being completely blind by the time I'm 35? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:33 PM PST - 51 comments

Help me learn about ancestor worship

I want to learn about ancestor worship, particularly as practiced in China and by Buddhists. [more inside]
posted by swift at 2:23 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me start homebrewing!

Help me start homebrewing! I need advice for the simplest possible homebrew setup. [more inside]
posted by auto-correct at 2:12 PM PST - 21 comments

Shopping/eating suggestions for Seoul?

Going to Seoul next month on business, and I was looking for specific recommendations for shopping and dining. Specifically, I plan to purchase (maybe) electronics, cigars, and clothing, and by clothing I mean custom tailored suits and dress shirts. For food, I would prefer authentic Korean; might as well eat like the locals while I'm there. I've heard about the Yongsan Electronics market and the Coex mall, and I plan to visit them, but does anyone have any specific shops, locations, or restaurants to recommend? Anything in the Itaewon/Myeong-Dong/Hongdae area is preferred, but anything in Seoul will OK.
posted by KillaSeal at 2:01 PM PST - 13 comments

What are some texts about work?

I'm looking for good books (or movies, poems, plays, songs, etc.) that have to do with work - any and all kinds of workplaces and kinds of labour. Work doesn't have to be the exclusive concern, but it should be an important part. [more inside]
posted by Bergamot at 1:54 PM PST - 50 comments

What's the best way to sell vintage stuff?

I would like to start selling vintage goods (kitchenware, art pottery, etc.) online and am looking for suggestions. [more inside]
posted by xenophile at 1:45 PM PST - 5 comments

Whither my massive new steed?

Where can I find a cheap, large, used bike in Montreal. [more inside]
posted by Sustainable Chiles at 1:40 PM PST - 7 comments

Saving a few bucks on new shoes.

Any tips for saving money on some new Danskos? [more inside]
posted by bluedaisy at 1:24 PM PST - 10 comments

Not a potlatch, not a potluck

I’m looking for a word, in any language, that describes a communal banquet where everyone is allowed to both contribute to the feast, and to take as much or as little sustenance from the banquet as they desire. [more inside]
posted by stagewhisper at 1:20 PM PST - 13 comments

What helmet foam gives the best protection?

I want to understand the science of different kinds of helmet foam and how it protects brains. Specifically: is a helmet with hard (EPS) foam always preferable, or is there scientific evidence that in some situations soft foam may provide better protection? [more inside]
posted by davar at 1:15 PM PST - 6 comments

Noms in NYC! Pasta at Penn Station? Cookies at Canal?

Looking for NYC restaurant recommendations for dinner Friday in the walking area of Penn Station or the Canal Street subway. More info inside! [more inside]
posted by Concolora at 1:15 PM PST - 12 comments

Streches for the lowest of the lower back

I have the wrong kind of tight ass. Please help it. [more inside]
posted by mudpuppie at 1:05 PM PST - 18 comments

Database of medical procedure price lists?

Does there exist anywhere a database of medical procedure price lists to facilitate comparison shopping / competition? One of my local clinics offers a price list on their website, albeit incomplete. I was wondering if anyone had taken the time to pull together a number of these. If not, someone should....perhaps a job for Google.
posted by grammalvsu at 1:05 PM PST - 7 comments

How can I best position myself for grad school?

What should I be doing to position myself for grad school? I'm a freshman biology undergrad and my long-term goal is to earn a doctorate and start a career in research, either private or academic. What should I be doing now and over the next few years to open doors and set myself up for success? [more inside]
posted by Scientist at 1:01 PM PST - 18 comments

How to prevent ads from popping up surveys?

How can I stop third-party hosted ads on my website from popping up survey popups? [more inside]
posted by elvissinatra at 12:50 PM PST - 11 comments

Gap insurance how-to?

My family needs gap health insurance for three months. Confusion sets in almost immediately. Help! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:48 PM PST - 4 comments

Yosemite hike suggestions

Yosemite hike itinerary suggestions for a short stay (next week)? Also, a couple of general Yosemite questions inside. [more inside]
posted by smalls at 12:45 PM PST - 13 comments

The Green Eyed Witch

About a month ago a non immediate family member shared that she is sometimes envious/jealous of me, the more I think of it the more it drives me mad. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:40 PM PST - 20 comments

Urine or you're out

Toilet shyness. How did you beat it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:40 PM PST - 25 comments

Is the final frontier really worth it?

Is a trip to Kennedy Space Center worth the investment of time and money? Additional question: if it is, would it also be entertaining to a three year old? [more inside]
posted by dforemsky at 12:35 PM PST - 13 comments

The Boss

I've always wanted to dig into Bruce Springsteen's discography. I have complete access to all of his albums. Where should I start? Any specific albums or tracks?
posted by Fizz at 11:56 AM PST - 29 comments

Not-obvious things you shouldn't say to women

What are some not-obvious things you can't/shouldn't say to women? [more inside]
posted by pauldonato at 11:52 AM PST - 198 comments

Effective advertising for lawyers

Attorneys and patent agents: what kinds of advertising have you found to be the most effective? [more inside]
posted by jedicus at 11:48 AM PST - 2 comments

How can I buy a pair of shoes only sold in the UK?

How can I buy a pair of shoes only sold in the UK? There is a pair of Clarks that I want but the model is only available in the UK. The website will only ship with in the UK and the US retail stores can't order them. I have an email into Clarks UK and I'm awaiting an answer. I don't know anyone in the UK so I cant ask them to buy them and ship them. Is there a way I can buy them and get them to New Jersey? Some sort of shipping relay?
posted by nivekraz at 11:46 AM PST - 4 comments

How do I make this batch file?

Batch file hell. I'm trying to write a batch file to...... [more inside]
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 11:43 AM PST - 8 comments

Lugging luggage in Tokyo

Tokyo trains: how inconvenient is it to lug luggage on the train/subway system? [more inside]
posted by Maximian at 11:37 AM PST - 10 comments

oh its human relations, work and money, and health and fitness, and all the rest, so I guess its a grab bag

I don't know how to "handle" stress nor do I know how to explain to anyone how bad it is. [more inside]
posted by stormygrey at 11:29 AM PST - 19 comments

Saving a webpage with javascript

Is it possible to download a site that has complex javascript and run it locally on your computer? [more inside]
posted by a womble is an active kind of sloth at 11:26 AM PST - 5 comments

What careers might someone who's interested in interiewing people, fixing the world and making money look into?

Figuring out a career path: I'm an undergrad student who has a passion for interviewing people and getting their stories. I also want my carer to help make the world a better place and feel that I would be happiest if I could see my impact directly. What careers or jobs might I look into? [more inside]
posted by melancholyplay at 11:05 AM PST - 17 comments

Bodywork in Atlanta

Can you recommend a good auto body shop in or around Atlanta? [more inside]
posted by dortmunder at 11:01 AM PST - 4 comments

Tick Tock

I'd like to buy a clock for my husband, but I don't have any idea where to start. [more inside]
posted by wrinkle at 10:55 AM PST - 5 comments

Cheap cellphone + travel = family not freaking out = profit!

What are the cheapest options for pre-paid cellphones for a traveler in the US and UK? [more inside]
posted by zennish at 10:43 AM PST - 4 comments

What the gmail is going here?

Why would my completely filter-free gmail NOT be accepting emails from a particular source? [more inside]
posted by philip-random at 10:41 AM PST - 15 comments

Restaurant vs. Homebrewed Unsweet Iced Tea

Why does restaurant (unsweetened) iced tea taste so much stronger and better than the homemade kind? How can I make my iced tea taste more restaurant-quality [more inside]
posted by Dukat at 10:32 AM PST - 23 comments

Help me appeal unreasonable out-of-network charges

How do I effectively deal with medical charges due to emergency surgery having been done by an out-of-network surgeon? [more inside]
posted by leahwrenn at 10:29 AM PST - 16 comments

Do I have to RSVP?

An ex-friend I ended the frienship with contacted me via email after over a year of no contact. The email was along the lines of, "do you still use this account? I guess sending this means I wish to reconnect." I don't want to resume the friendship with her, but she has serious mental health issues and we have a lot of friends in common so I feel obligated to answer the email... mostly to not seem like an a-hole. Do I have to answer it? If so, what should I say? I'm afraid even a really vague response will encourage her; she has really poor boundaries. [more inside]
posted by ShadePlant at 10:27 AM PST - 26 comments

Help me demystify Indian lentil soup

I love the lentil soups and soup-like lentil side dishes I get in Indian restaurants and would love to make them at home, but I don't have the slightest clue where to start. Help? [more inside]
posted by rhiannonstone at 10:25 AM PST - 15 comments

Preschool video games library

I need some recommendations on software or process for mounting ISO files to play installed games in a preschool environment. [more inside]
posted by AltReality at 10:18 AM PST - 3 comments

I'm undervalued, morale is low and my work is starting to suffer. How do I talk to my boss?

I'm undervalued, morale is low and my work is starting to suffer. How do I talk to my boss? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:06 AM PST - 9 comments

Where's the diet pain coming from?

Is reduction of caloric intake known to cause unsourced pain? [more inside]
posted by malusmoriendumest at 10:05 AM PST - 9 comments

Grating Expectations

Early-onset Alzheimer's or deep-seated marital issues? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:05 AM PST - 25 comments

Where was I? What was that? Where am I?

I know what will make me better: a "faster" awareness. How do I get there? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Painted-Over Tape on Bedroom Ceiling?

New home has what looks like painted-over tape on the bedroom ceiling. Help me identify what is going on under the paint and options for covering/removing prior to repainting. [more inside]
posted by gertrude at 9:41 AM PST - 9 comments

Trending Topics for news stories

I'm looking for something like Twitter Trending Topics, but for news topics. [more inside]
posted by andrewpendleton at 9:40 AM PST - 5 comments

Need to outsource a PPC SEM campaign - recommendations?

Please recommend companies to outsource our first venture into PPC Search Engine Marketing. We are a small private university. [more inside]
posted by CaptApollo at 9:31 AM PST - 1 comment

802.1x on Windows while still having secure passwords?

Is there a way to do 802.1x authentication against a Windows domain server without using "reversible encryption" on passwords? [more inside]
posted by rmd1023 at 9:29 AM PST - 2 comments

Mind Clearing on the Web

Youtube has been indispensable for me as a quick "clear my head in 5 minutes" resource while at work or at home. This and this are my gotos, but I would love other links.
posted by parallax7d at 9:25 AM PST - 11 comments

Every KB counts

Help me streamline my bandwidth usage. A lot. [more inside]
posted by Zozo at 9:10 AM PST - 19 comments

What's the best, sleep-able, road-trip car I can buy for under $3k?

What's the best, sleep-able, road-trip car I can buy for under $3k? [more inside]
posted by rolex928 at 9:05 AM PST - 12 comments

Please help my nice travel to Peru/Ecuador/Mexico

Please help my niece traveling from England to Peru and Ecuador with advice about where to go and what to take: what is the best netbook/mobile broadband stick/ power plug adapter to buy in England? Also what is best cellphone with pre-paid service to buy Peru? [more inside]
posted by nickyskye at 9:04 AM PST - 7 comments

Indoor Track in the Twin Cities Minnesota?

Recommend an indoor running track in the Twin Cities, Minnesota? [more inside]
posted by TheClonusHorror at 8:55 AM PST - 7 comments

Help Me Get My Electrical Use Under 200 kWh per Month.

I need real energy saving advice, not that wimpy "use a power strip" and "replace light bulbs with CFLs" stuff. [more inside]
posted by Leta at 8:55 AM PST - 37 comments

AWD minivan?!?

Do I need an AWD minivan?!? [more inside]
posted by defenestrated at 8:42 AM PST - 26 comments

How can I combine form information, attachments, and references, oh my?

Is there an elegant way to process submissions for an award that can collect information from an applicant via a form, supplemental information via documents, as well as reference letters? [more inside]
posted by perpetualstroll at 8:34 AM PST - 1 comment

Looking for an obscure, tiny, indescribable object

Where oh where can I buy more of this clever "clasp" for rubber tubing jewelry? [more inside]
posted by pluckemin at 8:33 AM PST - 3 comments

What's a good, heavily-replayable, multiplayer FPS with big and/or diverse maps?

Ask MeFi which older, local-multiplayer-focused FPS is right for you. [more inside]
posted by AugieAugustus at 7:48 AM PST - 8 comments

Booklet traffic

How can I cross the Canada-U.S. border with a bunch of zines? [more inside]
posted by TheGoodBlood at 7:43 AM PST - 10 comments

Holy Sphincter!

Why is it that I -- and many others -- have a physical reaction when watching the video of the transmission tower free climb (from this FPP)? [more inside]
posted by ericb at 7:41 AM PST - 25 comments

How do I turn off shuffle in iOS4?

How do you turn off shuffle in iOS4? Since upgrading to the new OS, it is always in shuffle mode and I can't make it play albums in track order. [more inside]
posted by hydropsyche at 7:36 AM PST - 8 comments

Improve video playback on my Windows 7 laptop/netbook

Improve video playback on my Windows 7 laptop/netbook [more inside]
posted by cuando at 7:31 AM PST - 5 comments

Amazon already gets all of my book budget, they don't need all my lab's money too.

Looking for automation to monitor and control Amazon Web Service usage costs. [more inside]
posted by Estragon at 7:01 AM PST - 1 comment

I'm good on the petting zoos, yo.

Cider mills and apple orchards in SE Michigan that have few bells and whistles? [more inside]
posted by palindromic at 6:54 AM PST - 13 comments

Toronto New Haven

Yale research trip - from Toronto [more inside]
posted by monkeymonkey at 6:42 AM PST - 26 comments

Online Multiplayer Games for the iPhone and Ipod Touch Recommendations?

What multiplayer games can we play on the iPhone / iPod Touch over the internet? [more inside]
posted by backwards guitar at 6:35 AM PST - 14 comments

Como se dice "I can has cheezburger?"

Can you recommend some good Spanish-language current events and humor websites out of Latin America? [more inside]
posted by unannihilated at 6:22 AM PST - 9 comments

Salting the Earth

Can you help me find a good quotation about a piece of earth being cursed? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 6:15 AM PST - 12 comments

The idea of dragging around YET ANOTHER suitcase is just daunting.

How stupid is this? We're going on a trip that will involve being in a wedding followed by 4 days' vacation. I don't want to drag a garment bag all around California. [more inside]
posted by Medieval Maven at 6:09 AM PST - 10 comments

Why isn't my new healthy lifestyle working?

For the last month, I have been eating an extremely healthy diet and documenting it rigorously. I have yet to lose so much as a pound according to my scale or an inch according to my tape measure - please help me figure out why not. [more inside]
posted by Wroksie at 6:05 AM PST - 60 comments

I'm going to Miami...

Help me plan my short vacation in Miami. [more inside]
posted by rastapasta at 5:43 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me settle in France quickly

Help me settle in Paris. What administrative things should I be doing? What local cultural things should I know about? What shops are equivalent to those at home? What should I know about? In short: tell me everything you wish you'd known about life in France when you arrived. [more inside]
posted by djgh at 5:33 AM PST - 9 comments

Simple Wedding for a cheap couple

It is that time and we are looking for an inexpensive wedding venue. Ideally a B&B somewhere in NC or VA. We don't want to have to pay $4000 just for the venue. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by MayNicholas at 5:13 AM PST - 9 comments

September 14

Is an iced up freezer dangerous?

What are the dangers of having a freezer that forms ice inside? My relatively new fridge/freezer has started to form ice inside. I have defrosted it using advice from previous questions. I am concerned about its safety. [more inside]
posted by MT at 11:15 PM PST - 10 comments

Broken in Paradise

I'm leaving for Maui in two days. I'm pretty damn familiar with the island, but anyone have anything in particular I should do in the two weeks I'm there? [more inside]
posted by threeturtles at 11:12 PM PST - 2 comments

Listen to this!

Please recommend me some more radio/podcasts/other audio comedy shows that are similar to what I like, and which is made in the last 15 years. [more inside]
posted by fallsauce at 10:39 PM PST - 17 comments

pdf wtf imho

I want to read pdfs on my iphone, but unless the pdf was created with larger than normal text, it's generally too small to read. They don't use the available space efficiently and there is often large margins that could have been used to enlarge the font. Here are some shots of what I'm talking about. I've read that epub is the format I am looking for but haven't been able to find my pdfs as epubs (the books I get are mostly textbooks or from small authors that sell their books on their own sites (like Smashing Magazine), not through e\retailers who may have multiple formats), and converting via online services or desktop apps like Calibre have not been successful, especially for large documents... [more inside]
posted by dozo at 10:38 PM PST - 5 comments

Sign Language Question

What is being signed at the end of this video? [more inside]
posted by whiskeyspider at 10:08 PM PST - 10 comments

Any place to buy EU cigs (Specifically Next Blue) online after PACT Act?

Online cigarette buying question. The PACT Act shut down the operation of my wonderful supplier. Are there any alternatives besides paying (Gasp) retail or quitting? Any legit operations still running? [more inside]
posted by donmayo at 10:04 PM PST - 2 comments

Help finding a Book

Looking for a copy of a book [more inside]
posted by Upon Further Review at 8:46 PM PST - 6 comments

Butt cleaning questions

Butt cleaning questions inside. If you think this might gross you out, don't read it. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:33 PM PST - 61 comments

What's the name of the beat here: http://black-zilla.ytmnd.com/ ?

What's the name of the beat here: http://black-zilla.ytmnd.com/ ?
posted by JamesJD at 8:31 PM PST - 4 comments

Bumbershoot 2010 - Flatstock

I saw a poster that had this quote: "Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride" and I made the mistake of not buying it at the time. Can anyone either point me to a place where I can buy that poster or a way to contact the designers? Thank you.
posted by thenuts at 8:27 PM PST - 9 comments

Can't sleep, mosquitoes will get me

When will I react less to mosquito bites, if ever? And what, if anything, can I do for the short term? [more inside]
posted by slow graffiti at 7:54 PM PST - 45 comments

Need help identifying an artist

Who painted this picture?
posted by rabbitrabbit at 7:53 PM PST - 10 comments

Need to incorporate in the best state!

What is the best state for a nonprofit to incorporate in? [more inside]
posted by treehorn+bunny at 7:43 PM PST - 9 comments

Mackerel = Hake = Orange Roughy = Marlin = Snoek?

Where can I find information about local substitutes for fish varieties from other countries? [more inside]
posted by girlgenius at 7:32 PM PST - 7 comments

All dressed up and no where to go

Where do people go when they get dressed up? [more inside]
posted by derivation at 7:29 PM PST - 37 comments

Helping someone survive a break-up

Need book or other recommendations for dealing with unexpected break-up of a long-term relationship. [more inside]
posted by FormerMermaid at 7:27 PM PST - 6 comments

Mysterious Tree Plant

Help identify this 'tropical plant' that stumped the 'journalists' at the Sioux Falls Argus Leader. [more inside]
posted by hatsix at 7:25 PM PST - 4 comments

Antique mail?

In the cabinet of my grandmother's ancient Singer, I found an attachment for the machine which had been mailed to her from Chicago, Ill., to Yakima, Wa. It was mailed in a small manila envelope, and the postmark is unreadable, except for the postage meter "stamp" which says 3 cents. The instructions inside have no copyright notation. My question is how would I ascertain what year this was mailed to her?
posted by ljoct at 7:18 PM PST - 12 comments

Love's lost band of gold

Best source for plain wedding band? [more inside]
posted by Lizzle at 6:45 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me help myself

Asking graduate program office for a leave of absence. Embarrassed. Help! [more inside]
posted by 3491again at 6:44 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me identify this flower

Help me identify this flower. [more inside]
posted by shoesfullofdust at 6:19 PM PST - 6 comments

Cabin Feaver

How do I invite 12 people to a cabin that fits seven? [more inside]
posted by Diablevert at 6:16 PM PST - 21 comments

What are the steps to publish a children's book?

My (now deceased) grandmother wrote me a book, and I think it would appeal to parents and other children. What do I need to do to see if I can get it published? [more inside]
posted by juniperesque at 6:12 PM PST - 6 comments

Unrequited infatuation without unhappiness and jealousy -- too good to be true?

Got infatuated with co-worker. She is getting married this Saturday. Strangely I don't feel jealous and I am genuinely happy for her. This is strange to me as it contradicts all my previous experiences. That is excellent but what is the catch? Is it possible that some kind of delayed catastrophe will happen? [more inside]
posted by przepla at 6:09 PM PST - 13 comments

Investing in third world entrepreneurs

Websites that allows you to make small investments online in entrepreneurial projects in third world countries? [more inside]
posted by vizsla at 6:07 PM PST - 9 comments

Therapy - is it worth doing for me? (long)

Therapy - is it worth doing for me? (long) [more inside]
posted by stichomancer at 5:45 PM PST - 9 comments

More like Trader Schmoe's amirite?

ISO discount grocery stores around the Cambridge-to-Waltham Massachusetts corridor. I'm thinking here of the dented-can, overstock, weird-food-that-didn't-sell-in-the-regular-supermarket, fell-off-the-loading-dock variety. Like a "Building 19⅚" of grocery stores. I've seen places like this in other locales, but not around where I live.
posted by not_on_display at 5:41 PM PST - 10 comments

Mmm Tasty!

Help me rock a lentil spread! I tried the new Trader Joes Masala lentil spread and while I like the idea, I just wasn't crazy about the taste. I'd like to make my own using red lentils and tahini as a base (like Trader Joes did), but after this, I'm kind of stuck in a rut. My go-to flavour mix for almost everything is roasted red peppers, roasted garlic and a bit of roasted shallots, but it's getting old. Any suggestions Mefites?
posted by TorontoSandy at 5:33 PM PST - 17 comments

I can't afford to quit.

I need a behavioral/lifecoach/guidance for a long term chronic problem I've had at work. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:16 PM PST - 17 comments

What do you call similarity calculation?

what do you call the science/math for calculating similarity between people based on survey results (like OK Cupid)? [more inside]
posted by lrivers at 5:13 PM PST - 12 comments

How Do Cities Vote?

Where do you find American electoral data by city? [more inside]
posted by gum at 5:08 PM PST - 10 comments

How do I play 4TB of music on separate hard drives on iTunes?

I have about 4TB of music on 4 separate hard drives. None of this music is currently imported into iTunes. I'd like to keep it on the hard drives -- and be able to access any of the hard drives through iTunes [i.e. the music from all 4 hard drives would appear in my music library but remain on their original hard drive.] What's the best way to do this?
posted by melodykramer at 5:08 PM PST - 3 comments

Wedding dress help

Spaltavian and I are getting married. Where do non-fancy ladies go to find dresses to get married in? [more inside]
posted by mchorn at 5:07 PM PST - 24 comments

Can I intall Marmoleum directly over tile?

Can I install Marmoleum Click tiles over ceramic tile? [more inside]
posted by cyndigo at 4:50 PM PST - 6 comments

Be it resolved that Dell is still awful?

It's time for a new laptop. I have always had, and loved, Toshibas, and have put them out to pasture due to general age and crotchety behaviour rather than total meltdown. I was all ready to buy my new one (this guy) when I noticed this Dell with broadly similar specs, same price and a better processor. The main difference is Intel Core i3 versus i5. [more inside]
posted by sarahkeebs at 4:49 PM PST - 15 comments

Getting past a stupid first

After questioning and coming to terms with my sexuality and yet a lower sex drive due to somewhat not sure causes (though I'm getting tests done out of curiosity), I was invited over for some fun. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:44 PM PST - 12 comments

So We Should Kick Back And . . .?

My husband and I will be staying on Grand Bahama Island in mid December this year. We'll be renting a car. We like beaches, snorkeling, national parks, hiking, good eating, gardens and animal watching. Any suggestions for things we should do, places we should eat?
posted by bearwife at 4:39 PM PST - 2 comments

Should I put a question mark here, because I think it's awkward?

Grammar question about putting question marks at the end of sentences. [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 4:31 PM PST - 15 comments

How do I upgrade my home TV options?

Can you help me choose a good method/equipment to stream Netflix content to my TV? [more inside]
posted by Short Attention Sp at 4:02 PM PST - 20 comments

The proper way to clean a futon

Moving and I need to clean my futon VERY WELL! It's been sitting in the garage for 4 months now. The outside looks clean but I don't know about any inside pests. It has a soft removable cover on it. How can I make sure there aren't any creepy crawlies when I move? Any chemicals? Sprays that will get the job done?
posted by InterestedInKnowing at 3:33 PM PST - 5 comments

House says it's not Lupus, but I disagree.

I have many of the symptoms of Lupus, and my mother has the genetic defects that cause a number of autoimmune diseases including Celiac and Lupus. How do I go to my doctor and insist I get tested without her laughing me out of the office or convincing me otherwise that I don't have lupus? Also, I might be crazy. Obviously, YANA/MD [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:25 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me make a toast at my dad's wedding

My dad is getting married. I want to make a toast but I have no idea what to say. Help, please. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:25 PM PST - 6 comments

Student loan help needed

I've defaulted on a student loan, and I'm delinquent on the other. A collection agency has contacted me and would like to consolidate both loans. How should I proceed? [more inside]
posted by Team of Scientists at 3:11 PM PST - 6 comments

Photo Tagging Software

Easy to use Photo Tagging Software that writes to XMP tags - no database - does it exist? [more inside]
posted by gsquared at 3:11 PM PST - 4 comments

calorie carryover

Is there a calorie counter app for the iPhone that adjusts your daily calorie allotment to account for what you (over)ate yesterday? [more inside]
posted by january at 2:59 PM PST - 9 comments

How can I use Mail.app to send email to a group without retyping the addresses each time?

How can I use Mail.app to send email to a group without retyping the addresses each time? Difficulty: I don't want to add all the addresses to my Address Book app. [more inside]
posted by procrastination at 2:52 PM PST - 8 comments

Old hotels in DFW

Looking for historic and/or old & unrestored hotels in and around DFW [more inside]
posted by senseofsurreal at 2:18 PM PST - 5 comments

The Beers of New England

Recommendations for a brewery tour and beer tasting in New England? [more inside]
posted by A Terrible Llama at 2:16 PM PST - 30 comments

gmat tips

I'm taking the GMAT in less than two weeks. Does anyone have any last minute tips that I could use in that time frame, particularly about that quant section?
posted by AceRock at 2:16 PM PST - 2 comments

Loan without a cosigner?

This might be a waste of a question but where can I go to get a small loan (3000) where I don't need to find a cosigner? [more inside]
posted by grablife365 at 2:14 PM PST - 12 comments

Trying to find a particular NYC restaurant.

NYC restaurant help--trying to find the name of a place reviewed by the NYT within the past year [more inside]
posted by donovan at 2:09 PM PST - 2 comments

Which news sites use Twitter well, and how do they do it?

Have you seen any sites -- mainstream media or other -- that use Twitter in an innovative way relating to breaking news? I'm especially interested in ways that readers participate, but would also look at ways the sites get the news out to their users. Examples might be the site asks readers to tweet reactions to an earthquake from the scene, or to tweet their picks for an upcoming football game, and the site then uses this information in some way. (Facebook and other social media innovations are also of interest, but mostly looking for Twitter info.) Thanks!
posted by GaelFC at 2:02 PM PST - 3 comments

Kids Discussion So Soon?

For a month I've been dating someone I've met online. His online profile displays N/A on the topic of wanting children. While on another conversation topic he mentions that he "doesn't really want children". I do. Should I be discussing this topic conversation just one month into dating? I can't even begin to know how to talk about this so soon, but -- yeah -- it will eventually be an issue. What now?
posted by alice_curiouse at 1:56 PM PST - 28 comments

Help my kitty...

Cat has been throwing up with increasing frequency. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by Tarumba at 1:43 PM PST - 30 comments

Gel mats!!

Please share advice on gel mats for kitchen. [more inside]
posted by hansbrough at 1:41 PM PST - 8 comments

And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone...

I have been involved in a long distance relationship for two years now. I am planning on moving out of the country to be with my partner sometime early next year. My family has absolutely FREAKED over the news. What can I do to assure them that things will be okay? [more inside]
posted by BrianJ at 1:35 PM PST - 17 comments

Cleanliness is next to Rentedness

Advice on how to gently encourage my soon-to-be former tenant to clean her very messy apartment, so that it will be attractive to prospective renters? [more inside]
posted by CheeseLouise at 1:18 PM PST - 27 comments

Gimme a break, gimme a break. Break me off a piece...oh, wait.

Is it common to feel like you need a break from therapy? [more inside]
posted by hubble at 1:14 PM PST - 11 comments

Cheap, yet functional phone system.

So, I'm setting up a small office (3-4 stations). The roadblock I'm running into is the phone system, or lack thereof. My client would rather not drop three grand on it - understandably - but, this limits my options. Any suggestions? Used is fine, but I'm having trouble tracking one down locally. Thanks, in advance. [more inside]
posted by converge at 1:09 PM PST - 10 comments

Which free iPhone case should we get?

As a new iPhone owner, my wife can choose from one of seven different free cases, but she has no idea which one to pick. Any advice? Which case do you use, and are you happy with it? (Obviously the best thing would be to stop by the Apple store and try them all out, but she's not sure she's going to have the chance to do that before the free case period runs out.)
posted by yankeefog at 1:08 PM PST - 24 comments

Why is my kitty biting me?

Why is my cat biting me all of a sudden? [more inside]
posted by patheral at 12:49 PM PST - 28 comments

fashion find for the hive mind

A couple of months ago, I saw a top that I absolutely loved being sold on both ModCloth and ShopRuche. But I (stupidly) didn't go to buy it until it was permanently out of stock. Please help me find this foxy red top! [more inside]
posted by raztaj at 12:39 PM PST - 5 comments

Please help me organize I'm drowning in lists

Suggestion to organize my lists (online tool or other suggestions) and move parts of my life online (photos/CDs). Best practices, website recommendations/applications, warnings. [more inside]
posted by Wolfster at 12:35 PM PST - 8 comments

Who Was Donald Barr Chidsey?

Does anyone have more information about the author Donald Barr Chidsey? [more inside]
posted by JeremiahBritt at 12:32 PM PST - 4 comments

I need a cardboard tube

I need a cardboard tube or cylinder. It has to be approx. 8 inches in diameter and 8 inches tall, and made of sturdy heavy cardboard. [more inside]
posted by uauage at 12:30 PM PST - 11 comments

Linda Hamiltonize Me

I can't use free weights effectively due to a previous arm injury. Unfortunately, just about every good weightlifting resource I'm finding seems to loathe machines. Help me tweak my workout and find better resources, please. [more inside]
posted by bitter-girl.com at 12:26 PM PST - 19 comments

YouTube stops working periodically. How can I fix it?

I've been having problems with YouTube over the last couple of days. Most of the time it works just fine, but it's freaked out a few times, and not worked for an hour or so, and then gotten better. Here's what happens: The pages looks like this (YouTube homepage), and videos won't play (annoyingly enough, page-ads play just fine). It tells me that my Flash player isn't up to date, which it is. Other flash-things work just fine, including other video sharing websites. Google Chrome is my primary browser but the same thing happens in Firefox. I've asked around and no one I know has had the same problem. What is wrong and how can I fix it?
posted by Kattullus at 12:19 PM PST - 11 comments

Is PayPal legally obligated to suck?

I'm curious about PayPal freezing accounts because of "suspicious activity" - large or rapid donations. Why does this happen? Specifically, are they legally obligated to do this, or are they just jerks? [more inside]
posted by komara at 12:14 PM PST - 8 comments

Quitting my day job to go on tour: anyone done this?

I've been booked for a 3 week US tour this fall, and another in Europe is in the works for winter. I'd be unable to meet all the dates with my vacation days from work, so I'm wondering if now's the time to leave and take a chance on music. [more inside]
posted by bobby_newmark at 12:14 PM PST - 23 comments

Reading material for a good 8-year-old reader who resists chapter books

My almost-8-year-old daughter is a strong reader at the word/sentence level, tested to have reading comprehension of a 12-year-old and with great recall of material she's read, but I can't get her into chapter books. Fundamentally, I think she's intimidated by all that unbroken text, and her attention falters. So what are some kids' books that require chapter-book levels of reading & comprehension but have illustrations on essentially every page? [more inside]
posted by blueshammer at 11:59 AM PST - 51 comments

Do I need my realtor for closing, or is she extraneous at this point?

We are about to close on a new property. The loan is set; all systems are go, but my realtor just called to say that she can't make the closing date because she's been invited to some shindig in another state and wants to know if we can change it. Do we need her there for anything? [more inside]
posted by SecretAgentSockpuppet at 11:55 AM PST - 23 comments

BBC Radio Logos Wanted

I'm looking for the logos of every international, national and regional/local BBC Radio station in sizes more than 600px x 600px
posted by nam3d at 11:47 AM PST - 4 comments

Vegan/Vegetarian Cooking for Absolute Beginners

Please point me and my boyfriend to your best resources for vegan/vegetarian cooking instruction for absolute beginners. [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 11:25 AM PST - 21 comments

Am I getting bitten by bugs?

I stayed in a hotel last night and started feeling a little itchy, like there were small bug biting me. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by roaring beast at 11:17 AM PST - 13 comments

What language is this song in?

What language is this song in? [more inside]
posted by wooh at 11:10 AM PST - 17 comments

Help me build a better .bib?

I have a LaTeX paper with BibTex citations. I have a massive central .bib file. I want a script that builds a subset of my central bib containing only the citations I used in a particular paper. Is there a script for this? [more inside]
posted by Alterscape at 11:08 AM PST - 9 comments

buying back my domain

How can I buy a domain name (which was originally mine) when it expires? [more inside]
posted by doubtless at 11:00 AM PST - 11 comments

My car!!! What's wrong with my car!?

My car!!! What's wrong with my car!? [more inside]
posted by jander03 at 10:49 AM PST - 14 comments

It's not that I think that everyone is better than I am, it's that I think everyone thinks that they are better (smarter, more attractive, more accomplished) than I am. What is this?

It's not that I think that everyone is better than I am, it's that I think everyone thinks that they are better (smarter, more attractive, more accomplished) than I am. What is this? [more inside]
posted by DeltaForce at 10:45 AM PST - 14 comments

What mens style blogs should I read now that I live in Zurich?

Any suggestions for men's clothing websites (retailers or blogs) for folks who live in Europe? [more inside]
posted by Schismatic at 10:40 AM PST - 4 comments

Store-bought Pink Lady seedlings, hope me!

We bought some Cripps Pink (pink lady) apples recently from the supermarket, and while cutting one of them open we found that the seeds inside were *sprouting*. I took 2 of the seedlings and put them into pots; at least one of them is actually sprouting with tiny leaves and such. [more inside]
posted by Bonky Moon at 10:39 AM PST - 17 comments

a day in San Diego

Seeking suggestions for baby-friendly activities in San Diego (besides the zoo). [more inside]
posted by gnutron at 10:34 AM PST - 6 comments

Variation on Mendelssohn's Wedding March?

My mother is getting married in two years and since she's an obsessive planner, she's already organizing… well, everything. She says that several years ago she heard a variation on Mendelssohn's Wedding March from A Midsummer Night's Dream on public radio that she absolutely loved and wants to use in her wedding. But we can't seem to find it for love or money. [more inside]
posted by elsietheeel at 10:17 AM PST - 5 comments

Sexless wife feels fat.

Should I be worried if my husband refuses to have sex? Or is it just me? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:16 AM PST - 33 comments

Sometimes a briefcase is just a briefcase.

In the fourth episode of Rubicon, the show's main character, Will Travers, is given a rather nice briefcase as a gift. Does anyone happen to know what kind of briefcase it is? [more inside]
posted by andrewcilento at 10:15 AM PST - 2 comments

(brotherly) pride and (anti-gay) prejudice and (avoiding sibling rivalry issues returning like) zombies

Calling adult younger siblings with older siblings who sometimes annoy them (and anyone else with an opinion on said matters): I'm proud of my gay younger brother for a stand he's taken (some would say finally); should/how I express this to him without accidentally being patronizing? Long details within. [more inside]
posted by MCMikeNamara at 10:14 AM PST - 11 comments

The Best Little Electric Company in Texas?

Help my sister choose a Retail Electric Provider in Arlington, Texas! [more inside]
posted by blue grama at 10:13 AM PST - 3 comments

What can I do with efficiency?

I am efficient to the point where I can market it. What do I do now? [more inside]
posted by griphus at 10:05 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I use this plug in modem device?

How do I use this plug-in modem thingy in an old Dell laptop running Windows XP? Do I need a cable to connect to the internet? [more inside]
posted by dahliachewswell at 9:45 AM PST - 7 comments

Looking for video conference facilities in Las Vegas, Nevada

Seeking recommendations for video conference facilities in Las Vegas. [more inside]
posted by SuperNova at 9:40 AM PST - 1 comment

(Bugs) On The Banks of the Sacramento

What's that bug? In mid- through late-August I heard a bug I hadn't heard before here in Sacramento, CA down by the river. Starting about sundown and going for several hours, insects in sections of tree canopy overhead would let out a single, high-pitched "zhick!" [more inside]
posted by Ogre Lawless at 9:37 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me be a good team lead / manager

I may be accepting a tech lead/manager role, managing a software team which is not yet really Agile. Please recommend books and resources on managing Agile development, and team leadership/management in general. Please give your advice on how I can do this well.
posted by orthogonality at 9:30 AM PST - 8 comments

the awkward, it never ends

Please help minimize the potentially epic awkward of my husband's ten-year high school reunion this Friday. (the catch: he's the organizer.) [more inside]
posted by changeling at 9:16 AM PST - 49 comments

Begone, Belly

What exercise should I add to my daily workout which will show visible results to my stomach? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:03 AM PST - 34 comments

Help me poke painful memories until they stop hurting

I was raped several months ago and did a remarkably good job at boxing everything up to think about at another time. It looks like it's ... that time. How do I go about processing things? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:03 AM PST - 25 comments

How to Get Talked to

How do I make it easier for others to initiate a conversation with me in the context of online dating? [more inside]
posted by cmoj at 8:58 AM PST - 13 comments

What should I do if I'm not comfortable with kindergarten fund-raising in my child's name?

What should I do if I'm not comfortable with kindergarten fund-raising in my child's name? [more inside]
posted by freecellwizard at 8:55 AM PST - 19 comments

Should I be on meds?

Caffeine helps me to be optimistic, positive, and productive at work. Unfortunately, it's also fantastically addictive, and disrupts basically every important bodily process that I have. Should I talk to a psychiatrist about trying some kind of prescription stimulant? [more inside]
posted by Sloop John B at 8:54 AM PST - 49 comments

Where to buy a 2nd hand PS3 from for £100-£200?

Where are some decent online second hand, Classified-type forums that I can get a 60gig Playstation 3 for £100-£200 [more inside]
posted by Cogentesque at 8:54 AM PST - 5 comments

What should I know about going to beauty school/being a hair dresser?

What should I know about going to beauty school/being a hair dresser? [more inside]
posted by ridiculous at 8:44 AM PST - 9 comments

What in the heck was that mechanical calculator?

Help identify this mechanical calculator I saw as a teen. [more inside]
posted by Galaxor Nebulon at 8:38 AM PST - 6 comments

Discussion s just a click away

Help me quiz, survey and question my students. [more inside]
posted by bluefrog at 8:38 AM PST - 3 comments

Can and should the Federal Reserve assume public debts to stimulate the economy?

The US states are massively in debt, and public-sector layoffs are causing unemployment to stay high, even while the private sector recovers. The Federal Reserve can create dollars from nothing, and at the moment inflation is apparently a minor concern compared to deflation. What would happen if the Federal Reserve assumed much or all of the debt of the states? They could pay off the debts ex nihilo at a speed of their choosing, while allowing the states to create or save jobs. They could also simply grant money to those states that have relatively little debt. Does anything like this happen, and should it? [Not an economist]
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:37 AM PST - 22 comments

High thread counts are a good sign.

If you were going to check into a hotel primarily to have sex with the person you check in with, what hotel would it be? Specific hotel recommendations, general type preferences, and tips for successful sexy hotel stays welcome. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:17 AM PST - 15 comments

Quebec Debt and Credit Reporting Laws?

I need references for laws in Quebec regarding debt collection and credit reporting. [more inside]
posted by splice at 7:20 AM PST - 2 comments

Photographing bricks

What's the best digital camera for everyday use (and LEGO Photography)? [more inside]
posted by citywolf at 7:17 AM PST - 9 comments

To have your application placed in the circular file, press "1".

Is it still important to make a follow-up call on a job application these days? [more inside]
posted by SansPoint at 7:05 AM PST - 22 comments

Jeep Wrangler or FJ Cruiser?

Carshoppingfilter: Jeep Wrangler or Toyota FJ Cruiser? Please help this SUV newb pick a vehicle. [more inside]
posted by tryniti at 7:05 AM PST - 13 comments

Le Sob! Le Candy, C'est Morte!

After scouring formerly-reliable retail outlets and the web, it is time for me to face bitter facts: the best milk chocolate bar on earth, Valrhona's "Le Lacte", is no longer being manufactured. Help me find an acceptable substitute! [more inside]
posted by julthumbscrew at 6:58 AM PST - 6 comments

is there a freeware program where I can enter in musical notations (sheet music of songs) and have the computer play them back to me, to assist me in musical learning...?

Music software n00b filter - is there a freeware program where I can enter in musical notations (sheet music of songs) and have the computer play them back to me, to assist me in musical learning...? [more inside]
posted by thermonuclear.jive.turkey at 6:41 AM PST - 9 comments

Improving Wordpress search

[Wordpress] I'd like to be able to search my Wordpress blog with the option of searching within a specific tag and/or with a specific category. Can I do this? [more inside]
posted by tomcochrane at 6:19 AM PST - 2 comments

Why did my fireplace fill my house with smoke?

Why did my fireplace spew smoke out into the living room when I burned some stuff on a hot day this summer? I've checked the chimney and it looks clean... [more inside]
posted by crapples at 6:05 AM PST - 25 comments

MSFT & AAPL sitting in a tree...

Asking for a friend...she has an Apple laptop with Microsoft Office 2004. She can't view/edit .XLSX, .DOCX documents, etc. Is there a Mac version of the compatibility viewer that is available for the Windows version of Office? [more inside]
posted by dfriedman at 5:57 AM PST - 4 comments

Where can I buy a decent pair of shoes in the UK?

Where can I buy a really good pair of gent's shoes in the UK that will fit me perfectly and last me at least a decade? Budget is I guess up to £500 GBP. [more inside]
posted by chill at 5:19 AM PST - 13 comments

Ow, my head

What's the best way to increase my sinus/head Shiatsu-fu? [more inside]
posted by teabag at 5:17 AM PST - 3 comments

Guidelines for story shelf life

What is the best rule-of-thumb for the shelf life of a story? I told a story the other day which fell a little flat, and after I was thinking it was because I told it once too often. [more inside]
posted by bukvich at 4:44 AM PST - 13 comments

If it's too loud...

The maximum volume on my new iPod touch is down to around 80% after the upgrade to iOS 4.1. Help? [more inside]
posted by murtagh at 4:31 AM PST - 5 comments

Movies and Books for Young Minds

What movies and books should I introduce to my kids as they move towards adulthood? I would like to give my kids a solid foundation in books and movies outside of what will be thrown at them by the media and their friends. I turn to Mefi to give me a list of the literary and cinematic signposts that would broaden and round out a toddler, tween, or teenager.
posted by jasondigitized at 4:21 AM PST - 36 comments

Getting My Gervais On.

So on Wednesday I'm slated to be an extra on a network TV series filming locally. While I'm there, is there a tasteful, appropriate way to inquire about PA openings on the show? If so, how would I go about this?
posted by the NATURAL at 3:46 AM PST - 7 comments

Autotune my desperate efforts

Autotune for the amateur non-singer parodist - can it be done for free? [more inside]
posted by Sparx at 1:41 AM PST - 5 comments

How to learn American Football tactics?

I know the basics of (American) football, and enjoy watching it on TV, but what's the best way to get to grips with the tactics etc? [more inside]
posted by fabius at 1:34 AM PST - 16 comments

September 13

To get away from you damned pests!

I'm moving. How do I make sure I don't take the fleas, mice, cockroaches, stinkbugs, and ants with me? [more inside]
posted by MrVisible at 9:59 PM PST - 13 comments

I wish I could find a master list of every library book I've ever checked out.

Help me identify this book from my childhood, please. It's set in a fictional (?) city with a canal system. [more inside]
posted by joyeuxamelie at 9:43 PM PST - 2 comments

How to help a boy with nighttime fears

How to help a 10-year-old boy who has an irrational (yet still somewhat justified) fear of robbers/the dark/being home alone. [more inside]
posted by GnomeChompsky at 9:03 PM PST - 27 comments

Looking for home bar pictures / ideas.

I'm looking for pictures of home bars / basement bars. I'm looking to build one and would like to look at pictures for ideas [more inside]
posted by mi6op at 8:59 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I keep my students busy?

Calling all teachers! (or people with great ideas!) Any suggestions for activities I can have students do who finish their work early? [more inside]
posted by bluehermit at 8:39 PM PST - 34 comments

Rock and Roll Bedbugs

A rock band and their crew stay at my home whenever they have a show in our area. I look forward to it every time and would never refuse to have them. How do I prevent them from bringing in bed bugs? How can they prevent contamination during their long tour? Is there a prevention protocol for one night standers? [more inside]
posted by Pennyblack at 8:19 PM PST - 12 comments

SF book recommendations

Help me find a new scifi author to consume! Looking for book/author recommendations. [more inside]
posted by tonyx3 at 8:17 PM PST - 31 comments

On hangers with medium starch, please

Anyone know a good, affordable dry cleaner in the San Antonio medical center area? [more inside]
posted by Ranucci at 8:08 PM PST - 1 comment

I NEED MATHS! How do I slow this track down to -800%?

How do I reduce something by -800% when I'm working with a scale between -99% and 99%? [more inside]
posted by tunestunes at 8:07 PM PST - 16 comments

How do I deal with the psychological effects of bedbugs?

How to deal with the residual emotional/psychological effects of a bedbug infestation? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:34 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me shop for a snowboard

Help me shop online for a snowboard. It will be used by my daughter on a big hill on the campus of her boarding school in southeastern Ohio -- walk up, ride down, repeat. So, we don't need any intense equipment here. But, the boots must be walkable for the walk up the hill. Ideas?
posted by partner at 7:10 PM PST - 10 comments

Not for $1 a page. Tips for writing (NSFW)

I want to write an erotic story for my girlfriend. How and where do I start? Has anyone tried this? [more inside]
posted by Lucubrator at 6:55 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me teach my son (and myself) electronics

My son got a 130-in-1 electronics lab for his 8th birthday and discovered digital logic from MacCauley's How Things Work. Now he wants to build a half-adder. Help? [more inside]
posted by rikschell at 6:10 PM PST - 15 comments

How can I get out of a bogus medical bill?

My dental insurer made a mistake and I am stuck with the $3,200 bill. How can I get out of it? [more inside]
posted by tmason at 5:49 PM PST - 30 comments

Name this film

Name that obscure sci-fi film from the '80s. [more inside]
posted by wilful at 5:45 PM PST - 6 comments

GEEKIEST. RSVP. EVER.

How do I say yes to a wedding invite in some form of code or scripting language? [more inside]
posted by shmegegge at 5:41 PM PST - 35 comments

Do you know this movie from these few details?

Okay, I am trying to figure out what this movie is. If you know it please let me know. Sorry for the scant amount of details. The movie would be made in 1987 or earlier. It is a sci fi or horror that has a scene where a man comes into a room and sees a woman being sucked into an orb. He then kills another man who has the orb who bleeds green (I think) blood. That is all I've got.
posted by chuma at 5:34 PM PST - 9 comments

Factor Analysis Question - Covariance and Correlation matrix

In exploratory factor analysis, why would I want to do a factor analysis on the covariance matrix rather than the correlation matrix? I did some tests, and they clearly assess different things, but I'm unable to find an explanation of the conditions in which you would prefer to use the covariance matrix over the more commonly used correlation matrix.
posted by singingfish at 5:26 PM PST - 1 comment

Is there an economic measure relating production or GDP to firm size?

Is there an economic measure that describes what proportion of GDP is produced by firms of different sizes? [more inside]
posted by nowoutside at 5:19 PM PST - 4 comments

Does redirecting affect Search Engine results?

Are my really good search engine rankings going to change if I move from redirecting to hosting? [more inside]
posted by OlivesAndTurkishCoffee at 5:04 PM PST - 5 comments

How shall we call him?

I have VIP tickets to a taping of the Colbert Report at the end of this month. I'm wondering what that means with regards to the show. Googling seems to indicate it's just a time-frame thing...you don't need to stand in line and are sat first. I'm wondering if any other perks go along, like perhaps [squee!] meeting Stephen.
posted by lazaruslong at 5:02 PM PST - 5 comments

SydneyDigitalTVFilter: how can I improve my reception?

SydneyDigitalTVFilter: how can I improve my reception? Will the consumer-grade antennae work? [more inside]
posted by AmbroseChapel at 5:01 PM PST - 12 comments

DV/HDV Camera and mic solution?

What is a good DV/HDV camera with wireless mic for a historical society to use in creating videos for uploading on youtube and making DVDs? Budget: $2.5k [more inside]
posted by dhammallama at 4:55 PM PST - 3 comments

Windows 7 Aero Themes?

Please recommend some good non-spammy sites that host Windows 7 Aero themes. [more inside]
posted by waraw at 4:37 PM PST - 2 comments

French 'Posting Pillars'

In pictures of Paris you often see tall, round posting pillars (my term) on the sidewalks on which are posted advertisements and announcements -- what are these posting pillars actually called -- the best English translation is preferred. Thanks.
posted by badensa at 4:04 PM PST - 14 comments

Help me find a hat to wear in the desert.

What makes a practical desert hat? Is the one I've found impractical, or just right? [more inside]
posted by jpziller at 3:50 PM PST - 19 comments

Continuous bleeding since pregnancy began?

My wife became pregnant near the end of last month. She's been spotting continuously since implantation began, which means roughly 14 days. We're worried, and are looking for anecdotes from others who've had lengthy implantation bleeding. [more inside]
posted by Robson at 3:39 PM PST - 25 comments

Why can't I delete these folders?

I'm unable to delete (apparently) empty folders from my Mac. Opening them grinds the system to a halt and even looking at them through the terminal nearly crashes the machine. [more inside]
posted by Hactar at 3:37 PM PST - 11 comments

Irritation Nation

How do I keep oral sex from causing a rash? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:32 PM PST - 12 comments

What robot character is this?

What robot character is this? [more inside]
posted by IndigoRain at 3:21 PM PST - 2 comments

Photoshop and web design

What is the best reference (book, class, web tutorial) for learning how to use PhotoShop in web design, specifically the creation of headers? [more inside]
posted by jcbach at 3:00 PM PST - 7 comments

Professional careers services.

I want to try a professional careers councelling service, and I'm looking for advice and suggestions. [more inside]
posted by Fen at 2:57 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me understand (& maybe purchase) health care

I'm purchasing health insurance for myself and my partner. I've never had health insurance before, and am more than a little intimidated by the process. Bonus: I live in the Bay Area and one of my choices is Stanford's Cardinal Care. Help/suggestions/advice please! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:50 PM PST - 12 comments

Is there a reason for this or am I just nuts?

Why do the "Big 4" US broadcasting networks look so different in terms of quality? Or is it just my imagination? [more inside]
posted by ChrisLSU at 2:39 PM PST - 11 comments

Spending a week in Mokpo, South Korea.

I am spending ~week in Mokpo, South Korea. Would love some specific tips/ advice/ ideas on fun things to do there... [more inside]
posted by Everydayville at 2:27 PM PST - 3 comments

New MBA students need suits.

Is there anywhere I can get a discount for buying men's suits en masse? [more inside]
posted by rjacobs at 2:12 PM PST - 7 comments

Will Santa still find us on the beach?

How can I make our Maui condo Christmas feel, well, sufficiently Christmassy for my children (and for myself, as I am an embarrassingly huge traditional-Christmas freak)? [more inside]
posted by purenitrous at 2:08 PM PST - 12 comments

Some things are probably better left unsaid.

Should I say anything or just let it go? [more inside]
posted by iabide79 at 2:00 PM PST - 21 comments

wedding.. friday.. WTF

Who has their wedding on a friday afternoon? What is the etiquette here? [more inside]
posted by outsider at 1:44 PM PST - 44 comments

How to clone a Sun V440 server with RAID?

I am trying to clone a Sun V440 server that is using the built-in raid (not disksuite). When I move the seed drive from the original server to the new server, the raidctl program complains that the drive is already part of another raid set (which it is), but I'd like to use it anyways as a seed for the new server. Any tips?
posted by zimage at 1:33 PM PST - 6 comments

Insurance in Germany

Need advice on choosing private health insurance in Germany. [more inside]
posted by pete_22 at 1:25 PM PST - 7 comments

They're leather and fancy and I don't know what to do!

How and when do you shine your shoes? Google turns up so many conflicting answers that I'm not sure what to go with. [more inside]
posted by Arbac at 1:23 PM PST - 14 comments

Permission to paint a room?

I got a new roommate who painted her room dark gray. I wasn't home when she painted and I found out when I got home. Should she have asked permission? [more inside]
posted by duddes02 at 1:13 PM PST - 63 comments

Once the MofA is exhausted, what else to do?

MinneapolisFilter: What to do for five nights and six days in Minneapolis, from around 15‐21 September? [more inside]
posted by the luke parker fiasco at 12:53 PM PST - 21 comments

How can I help?

My godson's mother just got into an unspecified altercation with her brother about elder-care. It led to her brother (who happens to be a Police Officer in a major metropolitan US city) beating her up pretty severely. What can I do to support her? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:48 PM PST - 13 comments

How to buy good indoor carpeting?

We are replacing the carpet in most of our house, and I'm at a loss where to start. Teach me about buying carpet and having it installed, please. [more inside]
posted by Lulu's Pink Converse at 12:46 PM PST - 14 comments

beyond push notification

Is there some way to ring my cell phone or trigger an alarm on my iphone when an email comes through? [more inside]
posted by jsmith78 at 12:36 PM PST - 11 comments

Nutty art seller and fallout

Paypal thing -- I tried to buy some art from an artist in Romania. He claimed he never received my money. I initiated a Paypal claim, which was resolved in my favor. But I'm still kind of afraid of the guy. [more inside]
posted by frosty_hut at 12:22 PM PST - 18 comments

I want to be a pretty, pretty gypsy princess

Help me dress like a rich bohemian on the semi-cheap. [more inside]
posted by Evangeline at 12:22 PM PST - 22 comments

Which song has a chorus of "See you tonight"?

Please help me find a song played before the Pavement concert in St. Paul last night! Byrdsy jangle pop with a chorus of "See you tonight" repeated. [more inside]
posted by punchdrunkhistory at 12:03 PM PST - 7 comments

Nike Freezing

Help me find a pair of shoes and/or boots to wear while my Nike Frees hibernate for the winter! [more inside]
posted by Turkey Glue at 11:55 AM PST - 8 comments

Green friendly repairs and upgrades

Help me narrow down remodeling ideas with $10,000 to spend. I am not upgrading anything but repairing and replacing things in a 100 year old house as green and environmentally sound as possible with a thought to what is advantageous tax-wise and eventual resale value. [more inside]
posted by readery at 11:47 AM PST - 13 comments

recipes with prune juice?

What can I make with unsweetened prune juice? [more inside]
posted by mirileh at 11:20 AM PST - 8 comments

Recommendations for a discrimination lawyer in Chicago?

Asking for a friend: Recommendations for a good discrimination lawyer in Chicago? [more inside]
posted by alleycat01 at 11:20 AM PST - 8 comments

okinawan: help me speak it.

okinawa + language + google-fu = FAIL. [more inside]
posted by unlucky.lisp at 11:19 AM PST - 6 comments

Who is my hero?

Action Figure Filter: Who is this guy? [more inside]
posted by Cosine at 10:58 AM PST - 6 comments

Government to private sector

On the hill, looking to jump off. What are your recommendations for attacking a government --> private sector job search? What kinds of positions/workplaces are a good fit?? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:58 AM PST - 5 comments

What to add to a juicer to make an awesome gift?

What combines nicely with a juicer to make an awesome wedding gift? My cousin and her SO got married a couple weeks ago, I'll be going to see them in 3 weeks. Want to take a lovely gift. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by darsh at 10:57 AM PST - 12 comments

Is Rodda a good brand of paint?

My painter is recommending Rodda paint for our house exterior. I like that Rodda is a regional company here in Seattle. But I can't find any reviews on their quality. Nothing in Consumer Reports. Painter uses Rodda AC 911 flat and AC 909 satin. Anyone have an opinion? Is it good lasting paint? [more inside]
posted by valannc at 10:53 AM PST - 3 comments

Best Music Videos of the 00s.

The Directors Series is a neat collection of great music videos, ordered by director, but leans heavily towards the 90s. If you were putting together a similar collection of music videos for the 00s what directors and what videos would be essentials for it?
posted by Artw at 10:40 AM PST - 15 comments

Financial chaos in determining custody

Financial chaos causing divorce. Primary custody vs joint. What is best? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:30 AM PST - 24 comments

What are Hot and Dry Foods?

What are hot and dry foods? I heard somewhere these are good for memory and people living the north western hemisphere. This is from Chinese methodology.
posted by alshain at 10:29 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me find someone to rebrand us

Rebranding filter: We are redefining our organizations focus, and we feel it important to recreate our corporate identify. How do we find someone to handle the creating of our logo and website? I want someone with experience, and google isn't being very helpful. I'm talking with one person in the UK (we are in the States), but I don't know if his "style" fits ours. Help! [more inside]
posted by peripatew at 10:25 AM PST - 5 comments

Wedding fashion woes

Late September - 2pm wedding in a Catholic church (although I'm not 100% certain it's a true Catholic ceremony), with reception at 4:30pm. Is this outfit okay to wear? [more inside]
posted by shoppingforsanity at 10:07 AM PST - 73 comments

Is my tech running shirt too smelly to save?

My usual method of de-stinking my tech running shirt isn't working. What have you found works? [more inside]
posted by joseph conrad is fully awesome at 10:02 AM PST - 18 comments

What's the textbook for maths teachers?

Teaching filter: What's the best book or online resource for a trainee maths high school teacher, you are aware of. [more inside]
posted by 92_elements at 9:31 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me with Adobe/iPad issue!

Is there an adobe app available that will allow for data input on a pdf form on an iPad? [more inside]
posted by nataliecay at 9:17 AM PST - 6 comments

Simple and beautiful cookbook layout examples?

I'm writing an Asian cookbook. The recipes are mostly finished, and I'm currently testing and narrowing them down to the truly tasty. It'll be self published for friends and family, so won't need to look truly fancy. But I'm stuck for inspiration as to design and layout. So I'm looking for examples of simple but beautiful cookbook page layouts. Preferably viewable online. Suggestions?
posted by Ahab at 9:08 AM PST - 16 comments

Counting Up to a set number with an Image??

Is there a mac app or website that allows me to count up to a set number with a big infographic? kind of similar to gaining EXP and watching your bar go towards level up.. or when a charity shows a thermometer with them adding money for the donations? [more inside]
posted by lakerk at 9:03 AM PST - 5 comments

Know your roots.

What songs from the "classic rock" (late 60's to early 80's) era are directly inspired by or are re-treatments of songs from the "oldies" (50's to mid 60's) era? Specific examples if you could. Some examples of mine inside. [more inside]
posted by sourwookie at 8:28 AM PST - 33 comments

Hosted Microsoft Windows Server 2003 in Brazil?

I need a dedicated Microsoft Windows Server 2003 hosted in Brazil. I know nothing about Brazil, and I'm in the United States. [more inside]
posted by popechunk at 8:25 AM PST - 2 comments

Every inside joke should be wrapped in fondant for your birthday.

Can someone recommend an "Ace of Cakes"-esque bakery in South Beach Miami for a random and cool custom designed cake? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:07 AM PST - 2 comments

What's the opposite of Schadenfreude?

I'm excited about some really good news. It's an "embarrassment of riches" situation. I don't know whether I should tell everyone or just let them find out eventually. Also, I'd like to not come off as an asshole. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:07 AM PST - 34 comments

Is your spider sense tingling?

Criminal Justice & Spider-man filter: According to the New York Times, the judge responsible for the invention of home-arrest monitoring bracelets was inspired by a Spider-man comic. Help me find that comic! [more inside]
posted by activitystory at 7:54 AM PST - 6 comments

Homemade POM wonderful tea?

How to make POM Wonderful Iced Tea at home? [more inside]
posted by milestogo at 7:39 AM PST - 3 comments

A bunch of roses for the victor.

What is this saucy french song? [more inside]
posted by sardonicsmile at 7:31 AM PST - 5 comments

Workaround for password-stealing keyloggers?

Regarding this, would spanning multitask windows and or cut-n-paste be an effective foil to keyloggers? [more inside]
posted by notsnot at 7:31 AM PST - 8 comments

How to write a cheque from a UK bank when I don't have a UK bank account?

How to write a cheque from a UK bank when I don't have a UK bank account? [more inside]
posted by snoogles at 7:17 AM PST - 8 comments

how to for silver disposal

Hi MeFi's; my boss has asked me how he can best dispose of some silver pieces that he has stored in his attic. he said that it is mostly tarnished and that he doesn't want the bother of cleaning it up to auction it, a la Ebay... he actually is considering how to sell for the scrap value. any helpful suggestions would be appreciated.
posted by rxbert at 7:16 AM PST - 7 comments

What do I do about this neck/throat thing?

Help me figure out my next step with this weird neck/throat problem I'm having... [more inside]
posted by vraxoin at 6:43 AM PST - 18 comments

Ouch! How to cope with pain?

How do I cope emotionally with severe lower back pain? I have seen a doctor, and they said that I am doing all the right things, but it will be between 2 to 10 weeks before it stops. In the meantime, everything really, really hurts. Cuddling my partner. Standing. Walking. Grocery shopping. Driving. Going to the laundromat. Making the bed.... [more inside]
posted by Hot buttered sockpuppets at 5:59 AM PST - 32 comments

lies and lying liars

The marketplace of ideas and bad-faith arguments. [more inside]
posted by gerryblog at 5:50 AM PST - 18 comments

How to trust the time?

What's the best solution out there (free is good, easy is good) to securely time stamp blog entries through a trusted 3rd party?
posted by it must be bunnies at 5:14 AM PST - 5 comments

Two separate online email accounts have been broken into within six months.

Two separate online email accounts (Hotmail then Gmail) of my wife's have been broken into within six months. Each time the hijacker changes the password, sends a message to the contact list asking for some emergency money, then deletes the contact list. Any idea why my wife would be targeted? And what should she do to protect herself from now on?
posted by markcmyers at 5:06 AM PST - 17 comments

Can nearlyfreespeech.net and Google Sites play nicely?

The name is at nearlyfreespeech.net. The content is on Google Sites. Let’s try to bridge that divide. [more inside]
posted by him at 3:19 AM PST - 4 comments

Can't sleep. How to fight through tomorrow.

It's looking like sleep isn't going to happen tonight and I'm getting really anxious about a big day tomorrow. Any tips on getting through a day like this? [more inside]
posted by windbox at 3:17 AM PST - 21 comments

Why don't they show the time elapsed on screen on Match of the Day?

When football is broadcast live, there is an on screen graphic showing the score and the number of minutes played. When highlights are shown on Match of the Day or elsewhere, the time elapsed is removed. Why is this? [more inside]
posted by caek at 2:54 AM PST - 14 comments

roasted peanuts serving suggestion

A soybean roaster has just given me a bag (about a pound) of freshly roasted, shelled peanuts, with skins still on. They are unsalted, somewhat larger than usual Spanish peanuts. Coincidentally, I'm probably going to meet a friend tonight, so how should I prepare these for eating with beer? Should I boil them, heat them in microwave, something else? I have various kinds of salt (Jane's, Lawry's, lemon pepper), Nawlins cajun seasoning, parmesan.
posted by planetkyoto at 2:24 AM PST - 7 comments

Who are those red-dressed people?

Ok, so I stumbled upon this youtube video (might be NSFW, or at least raise eyebrows depending on your work environment) through some social site (reddit?). It left me with some questions. [more inside]
posted by PontifexPrimus at 2:00 AM PST - 4 comments

How to build a wire frame for rice paper lampshade without wire hangers?

How to build a wire frame for rice paper lampshade without wire hangers? [more inside]
posted by beautiful at 1:26 AM PST - 9 comments

September 12

How to convert .mov to .avi?

Please recommend a Mac program that I can use to convert .mov files to .avi. I've found a lot of possibilities online but they all look kind of sketchy and I can't find any reviews that seem trustworthy. [more inside]
posted by exceptinsects at 9:30 PM PST - 19 comments

Is AVCHD an editing dead end ?

Tempted by cheap video camera but puzzled by video format issues ... [more inside]
posted by southof40 at 9:25 PM PST - 2 comments

I saw dinosaurs, for real! I swear!

Did I confabulate this, or did my very youthful self really play an early 90s DOS adventure game where you ran around with a group of dinosaurs trying to save the dinosaurs from extinction? [more inside]
posted by Keter at 9:23 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me write longer stuff better.

How do I make my longer writing better? [more inside]
posted by Buffaload at 9:08 PM PST - 10 comments

Would it work to use a room-air purifier to remove mold odor in a room?

We moved into a fairly new apartment. One of the rooms had window & floor water damage (probably due to a window left open by some prior tenant), which has been repaired by management as best as they could, but there is still a mold odor that isn't going away. We're pursuing more repairs, but meanwhile, I'm trying to research other options. I'm specifically wondering if can anyone tell us if they have experience with using room-air cleaners such as this Airfree system or something by IQAir. Would one of the devices stand a chance to remove the smell of mold in the room? (And if the answer is yes, do you have experience with a particular unit being better than another?)
posted by StrawberryPie at 8:58 PM PST - 6 comments

I really mean it when I tell people I cannot make any food.

How sick am I going to be if I accidentally drank part of a smoothie that included wood? [more inside]
posted by millipede at 8:38 PM PST - 30 comments

World Citizen

Earlier today there was a question about being born in the UK and citizenship. Now I'm curious...my mother is English, my father is Dutch, I was born in Canada (while my parents were living there), and I'm a naturalized US citizen. If for some reason I ever wanted to do so, which countries (if any) could I try to claim citizenship in? [more inside]
posted by maxwelton at 8:21 PM PST - 24 comments

Movies set in coastal New England.

I'm looking for movies that take place in coastal New England towns. [more inside]
posted by Laura Macbeth at 8:14 PM PST - 41 comments

How to replace a broken latch no longer made?

[home repair] How do I get a broken piece of a vintage door latch fabricated? [more inside]
posted by Señor Pantalones at 8:09 PM PST - 11 comments

Philosophical movies

What are some classic movies that express strong philosophical themes that a high school film club should probably see? [more inside]
posted by Deflagro at 7:51 PM PST - 55 comments

We're goin' back to Shawshank!

My partner proposed! Wheeeeeeee! So we're both getting a second chance at this whole marriage thing, and I think we'll make a smashing go of it. And now... the wedding itself. Buh? [more inside]
posted by Madamina at 7:49 PM PST - 22 comments

Anyone had difficulty insuring a historic home?

People having difficulty insuring a historic home? [more inside]
posted by kim in chicago at 7:30 PM PST - 6 comments

Monet with no money! (And no talent, alas!)

I'd like to draw things, but I have no skills! [more inside]
posted by littleflowers at 7:24 PM PST - 16 comments

How long is it going to take me to build a web app?

How long would it take to go from zero experience in programming to releasing a simple data-driven web app? [more inside]
posted by AmitinLA at 7:21 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me find a laptop bag!

Thanks to the excellent advice of the hivemind, I ended up buying a Macbook Pro (13 inch). Now I need help figuring out how to transport it between home and school. [more inside]
posted by Sakura3210 at 7:13 PM PST - 12 comments

The Best Birthday gift for a busy young mom

My sister is the mother of two young 'uns, four years and one and a half , respectively. She is harried but eminently happy! Her birthday is coming up, what would be a good present to give her?
posted by storybored at 7:06 PM PST - 17 comments

Should I become a consultant?

Should I become a consultant? Please help me decide! Please let me know where I can find more information. I am really clueless about legal aspects of consulting. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:51 PM PST - 7 comments

where to get curly hair cut in Philadelphia?

asking for roommate - advice on where to get curly hair cut in Philadelphia [more inside]
posted by moshimosh at 6:29 PM PST - 6 comments

How do you ask someone out on Facebook?

Is there any non-creepy way to make contact with a girl you only kind of knew 8 years ago in high school and you find out is single and in your town? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:24 PM PST - 34 comments

What's a fair asking price for my Tempurpedic mattress?

I have a 4 year old, full sized, 'OriginalBed' Tempurpedic mattress which I originally purchased for about $1200, and now sells for $1000. What is a fair price to ask for it now? It's clean and undamaged, and someone is interested in buying it, but I don't know how much to ask for.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 6:17 PM PST - 6 comments

What's the best hub motor for an electric bike conversion?

What's the best hub motor for converting a 28" single speed into an electric bike? [more inside]
posted by maize at 6:02 PM PST - 3 comments

Belated dual citizenship?

My girlfriend was born in England to two USA citizens. She is now 31, a run-of-the-mill USA citizen and USA resident. Can she get dual citizenship in the EU via the UK, or is it far too late? What is the big picture? What is the first step?
posted by zeek321 at 5:39 PM PST - 16 comments

Where to get cardboard barrels?

Any idea where I could get a few free cardboard barrels like this one? [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 5:17 PM PST - 6 comments

Joan Holloway, not Jo from the Facts of Life

I am starting a new job. I need help being the kind of person I want to be. Or at least making people think I am. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:16 PM PST - 5 comments

What to do for a conservative sister's bachelorette party?

What could be planned for a conservative sister's bachelorette party? She doesn't want strippers, but is not opposed to the idea of drinks. I want to do something special for her, but taking her out to a bar with her closest friends just doesn't feel right. Any suggestions?
posted by Pinkuahiru at 5:03 PM PST - 27 comments

How to get out plastic smell in drapes?

How do I remove a burnt plastic, chemical odor from blackout drapes? [more inside]
posted by amme at 4:51 PM PST - 4 comments

Who is Jen wearing?

Please help my girlfriend identify and find a dress similar to the one worn by Jen in the IT Crowd, 2nd season, episode 4 - "The Dinner Party"? [more inside]
posted by chillmost at 4:31 PM PST - 7 comments

Need advice about private disability insurance

I'm a Canadian who recently moved to the United States, and my financial advisor is strongly recommending that I get disability insurance. I've done all the prep work and been offered a policy. Now I need to decide whether to take it. Please advise me! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:24 PM PST - 10 comments

Low sex drive from weight lifting injury?

Guy I am dating has an injury that lowers his sex drive and other side effects? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:22 PM PST - 11 comments

Free things to do in or near North County Coastal San Diego

Free things to do in or near North County Coastal San Diego? [more inside]
posted by moira at 4:14 PM PST - 6 comments

because keeping track of real people is hard enough

I'm looking for good software, preferably web-based and cloud-hosted, for worldbuilding. Preferably stuff with templates for characters, places, maps, etc. I can use stuff that's made for fantasy/sci-fi writers or stuff that's targeted at DMs/GMs. [more inside]
posted by NoraReed at 4:02 PM PST - 9 comments

Name that 60s rock version of Gustav Holst's Jupiter

Another name that tune: A 60s rock version of Gustav Holst's Jupiter? [more inside]
posted by The Discredited Ape at 3:58 PM PST - 5 comments

Men's haircuts in/around Havertown, PA?

Men's haircuts in/around Havertown, PA? My friend has recently relocated to Havertown, PA. He would like to find a good men’s hairstylist—someone who, as he put it, “really understands men’s hair.” [more inside]
posted by Sandford Police Service at 3:57 PM PST - 1 comment

Help me make a year off worthwhile

What to do in a year-off between college and grad school? [more inside]
posted by tessalations999 at 3:47 PM PST - 9 comments

Puis-toi aider moi avec television?

Looking for info on how to download (and somehow transfer to an iPhone) a French-Canadian cooking show. I swear it's to help me learn! [more inside]
posted by Kitteh at 3:23 PM PST - 8 comments

Can someone recommend me a folding road bike please..

Can someone recommend me a folding road bike please.. [more inside]
posted by sockpim at 3:23 PM PST - 8 comments

New Mom Resource List -- Southern Maine Version

I want to put together an area resource list for my sister who will be having her first baby in November. She lives in the Greater Portland Area of Maine. [more inside]
posted by zizzle at 3:23 PM PST - 2 comments

Did Recettear take the first 15 seconds of this song from another game?

Name that tune filter. Sort of. I'm sure this tune (from the start to about 15 seconds in) sounds just like a jingle from what I think may be an old SNES game. Something involving Mario, possibly karts but maybe not. [more inside]
posted by Vrai at 3:18 PM PST - 4 comments

99 barrels of crude in my backyard, 99 barrels of crude

What is the most direct, but practical, way for an individual to invest in petroleum? [more inside]
posted by tomwheeler at 2:33 PM PST - 9 comments

Mass convert video files

Mass convert and import videos into iTunes the simple way? [more inside]
posted by Eddie Mars at 2:05 PM PST - 8 comments

Anyone know of University of the Arts in Philadelphia?

Does anyone have any experience or knowledge of The University of the Arts in Philadelphia, PA? Specifically, the music department? Are the academics really awful? [more inside]
posted by DMelanogaster at 1:40 PM PST - 15 comments

50,000,000 Diabetics Can't Be Wrong

I need to go to the dentist. But, I have a phobia of injections. Not going isn't really an option, so what can I do? [more inside]
posted by mippy at 1:28 PM PST - 45 comments

UK banking query

UK banking query: I bank at the Co-operative Bank, which has just one branch in my town, miles from where i live & work. Can I i) pay cash in at any other bank [eg HSBC, Barclays, etc] via the counter and deposit in my account; ii) does this cost money? iii) does it take time to 'clear'?
posted by dash_slot- at 1:26 PM PST - 12 comments

What's wrong with my Red Dead Redemption disc?

What's wrong with my Red Dead Redemption disc [PS3]? [more inside]
posted by austere at 1:10 PM PST - 10 comments

What are my landlady's legal obligations with regard to maintaining my house?

I rent a house in West Virginia. There are many, many problems with the house and property, and it's been like pulling teeth to get the landlady to address even the most serious problems. I'm sick of living in a shithole, and I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy. Which of these specific problems does my landlady have a clear legal obligation to fix? And short of hiring a lawyer, what are my options for using those laws to motivate my landlady? YANML. [more inside]
posted by ixohoxi at 12:56 PM PST - 16 comments

Socal Weekend Camping

Where, within a two-hour drive of Torrance, California, can I camp for one or two nights? [more inside]
posted by mnemonic at 12:53 PM PST - 5 comments

Is my oven going to explode?

What's going on with my gas stove? Is it dangerous? What type of repair person do I need to come fix it? [more inside]
posted by luazinha at 12:44 PM PST - 9 comments

howling aluminum windows

How do I weatherstrip old aluminum windows? [more inside]
posted by moonlet at 12:39 PM PST - 3 comments

I would like to consider "Consider the Lobster" some more.

Are the letters to the editor published in Gourmet magazine in response to "Consider the Lobster" available online? [more inside]
posted by apricot at 12:38 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me identify this music snippet

Help me figure out the song that has been stuck in my head! I can't remember the title/composer at all, bugging me all day, etc. I managed to record a few notes.
posted by Xere at 12:35 PM PST - 6 comments

Cat food + leaky trunk = mold nightmare

Mold in my car's trunk, very very nasty. I have a water leak, spilled some cat food in the trunk, and we had some very heavy rains recently. I've started cleaning it but want to know what's best to disinfect it, and whether I need to rip out the carpet. [more inside]
posted by marble at 11:59 AM PST - 9 comments

How can I get my calendar back?

How do I transfer accurate calendar information from my iTouch back into Google calendar and also back into Outlook 2003? [more inside]
posted by mcbeth at 10:22 AM PST - 3 comments

How do I move on when I broke all the break up 'rules'?

Another break up: maybe it is a special snow flake. You know how almost everyone tells you the no contact rule after a break up? Well, I didn't follow that. I need your help [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:26 AM PST - 26 comments

You're breaking my... left hand?

Is it normal to experience emotional distress as physical pain? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:26 AM PST - 20 comments

Make my cheap and worn out sofa just look cheap

Where can I buy replacement cushion covers for my Ikea Lillberg sofa? [more inside]
posted by eisenkr at 9:07 AM PST - 2 comments

Difference between Open Comb and Closed Bar Razor?

I'm considering switching to a Safety Razor. What's the difference between Open Comb and Closed Bar? I've never seen these and scouring the internet has yielded no real usable explanation. [more inside]
posted by rwheindl at 9:04 AM PST - 15 comments

How to dispose of nice shoes

I am trying to get rid of some shoes that I have. They are barely used and in great shape. Examples, vintage nikes (all white), under armous cleats used only a few times etc. All were >$75. So, I'm wondering is there a better way to get rid of them than simply donating to goodwill? I don't want to sell on ebay because of the hassle..and there are thousands of listings...would prefer to get rid of them soon. Just feels weird giving such nice shoes to goodwill. Suggestions? I am new to my community so I don't have a church or organization to easily give them to.
posted by Yunani at 8:48 AM PST - 22 comments

Where can I find cute plastic toy monsters near a BART in the Bay Area?

I'm looking for a shop within a mile of an East Bay or SF BART station that has a wide variety of inexpensive cute plastic monster toys. [more inside]
posted by jenmakes at 8:45 AM PST - 5 comments

Smile! You're In My Candid Camera Now.

How can I "do the right thing" as a photographer? [more inside]
posted by mentalmouse at 8:38 AM PST - 31 comments

Ambien for my computer?

After a move, our computer (an older aOpen desktop) can't sleep through the night. It's fine if we leave it powered on, but if we put it to sleep, it seems to lose power sometime in the night and does not wake up properly in the morning. Will a cheap UPS (this one, for example) solve the problem? Any other ideas?
posted by Xalf at 8:21 AM PST - 19 comments

Incentives for family involvement

What sorts of incentives can we offer to boost parent involvement? [more inside]
posted by nayrb5 at 8:15 AM PST - 14 comments

Widescreen monitor woes. Please help.

My laptop computer won't play nice with my new widescreen LCD monitor. Would an external graphics card or ExpressCard help? [more inside]
posted by WyoWhy at 7:37 AM PST - 14 comments

I Know There's Lots of Cool Stuff in NYC...

NYC. One day. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by Bunglegirl at 7:26 AM PST - 22 comments

Where should I buy a house in Atlanta?

Where should I buy a house in Atlanta? [more inside]
posted by mad_little_monkey at 7:17 AM PST - 16 comments

Does Gaultier wear his own eye glass frames sweetie-darling?!!

Who makes the eye glass frames that Jean Paul Gaultier wears? [more inside]
posted by Hanuman1960 at 7:10 AM PST - 3 comments

What's this anvil doing in my backpack?

Who came up with the "backpack metaphor" for writing fiction? [more inside]
posted by MShades at 7:04 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me stop torturing the neighbours.

Can you recommend a good place to practise music that is free, and more importantly, private? [more inside]
posted by Spamfactor at 6:52 AM PST - 11 comments

Chinese Broker

Asking Chinese Nationals: What is the best bank/broker for buying A-shares in China? [more inside]
posted by yoyo_nyc at 6:31 AM PST - 0 comments

comic book appraisal

I have two boxes of (mostly Silver and Broze-era) comic books. One just sold at an estate sale for $4200. How do I figure out how much the other one is actually worth? [more inside]
posted by puckish at 6:08 AM PST - 5 comments

Recommend me some exercise DVDs, or other cheapskate ways to get fitter!

I'd like to get more exercise, and I think an exercise DVD or two might be the answer. Can you recommend any? Other cheapskate exercise solutions also welcome, but the answer "go for a run" is unfortunately no longer a good answer for me. [more inside]
posted by handee at 5:44 AM PST - 16 comments

Dranging over sturm

Where can I find sturm (the cloudy young Austrian wine) in NYC? [more inside]
posted by Eshkol at 4:47 AM PST - 4 comments

Need a very decent sound card that is affordable. Name that brand.

Recommend a very decent sound card that's also affordable
posted by watercarrier at 3:42 AM PST - 6 comments

Bloglines replacement that isn't GReader or Netvibes

Now that Bloglines is shutting down I need to find a new online feed reader for my secondary (entertainment) feeds. I already use Google Reader for work related feeds and like to keep my two streams uncrossed so I can avoid drifting off into entertainment land. What are the best other online feed readers? [more inside]
posted by srboisvert at 2:03 AM PST - 18 comments

Using online dating to meet girls?

I'm a 21-year old male, and I get the feeling that I don't go out on a lot of dates. [more inside]
posted by RaDeuX at 2:03 AM PST - 21 comments

amharic speakers, Ethiopiaphiles, please advise

I live in a diverse community with a large population of folks of Ethiopian descent and recent Ethiopian immigrants. Children from amharic speaking families are probably in the majority at my son's grade school, which is within walking distance, so I find myself often strolling along with a number of Ethiopian moms, many of whom are just learning english- and they have been introducing me to some very basic amharic- hello, good morning, thank you.. just a few words at this point. [more inside]
posted by hellboundforcheddar at 1:28 AM PST - 14 comments

Chicago Events Sources?

What are some good newsletters/websites for Chicago arts/food/party type events? [more inside]
posted by jimmysmits at 1:09 AM PST - 5 comments

September 11

What tools/devices last decades allowing for routine maintenance?

What tools/devices last decades allowing for routine maintenance? [more inside]
posted by bystander at 11:12 PM PST - 36 comments

I'm looking for the title to a children's book about a hippo or a rhino who felt inadequate and had a dream.

I'm looking for the title to a children's book. It was about a hippopotamus or a rhino who felt inadequate who on a walk met different animals he wished he was like and then had a dream in which he had one body part of each of the animals he wanted to be more like.
posted by Tziv at 10:53 PM PST - 3 comments

How to stop people from peeing publicly near my home?

How do you stop your neighborhood from becoming everyone's public urinal? [more inside]
posted by pinksoftsoap at 10:30 PM PST - 26 comments

Cooky Cookies

When did the spelling of 'cookie' change from 'cooky'? [more inside]
posted by Joe Chip at 10:30 PM PST - 23 comments

Stop thinking and more doing. How?

I am a thinker. I want to stop thinking too much (over-analyzing) and start doing more. Any how to or tips? [more inside]
posted by bbxx at 9:24 PM PST - 27 comments

How do I break up with someone who is depressed

How do I break up with someone who is depressed? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:00 PM PST - 18 comments

What are some albums that sound like Deepmix moscow radio?

What are some good albums that coalesce in the genres of minimal techno, tech house, dub techno, and deep house? [more inside]
posted by ollyollyoxenfree at 7:40 PM PST - 17 comments

Leningrad no more.

How long does it take to get a Russian tourist visa in New York City? [more inside]
posted by jardinier at 7:37 PM PST - 2 comments

Lightest, most comfortable bike helmet?

Tell me about the lightest, most comfortable bicycle helmet there is. [more inside]
posted by killdevil at 6:41 PM PST - 13 comments

Floor identification and cleaning question

This is a two part question about cleaning a floor. Our floors our filthy, and I need help identifying the type of floor we have as well as suggestions for how to clean it. Assume I'm an incompetent bachelor who knows nothing about cleaning. [more inside]
posted by null terminated at 6:37 PM PST - 25 comments

Listening In

Can you listen to air traffic communications inflight? [more inside]
posted by en el aire at 6:31 PM PST - 13 comments

Quiche!

What are your preferred quiche ratios? [more inside]
posted by nadawi at 6:27 PM PST - 17 comments

Broke, but not a hermit

How can I get out and meet people with -zero- financial cost? [more inside]
posted by frwagon at 6:12 PM PST - 10 comments

[Mac OS X Filter] Slouching towards disk repair

My Macbook Pro (Mac OS X, v. 10.5.8) began operating v e r y slowly, with Firefox (v. 3.6.9) running. Help me solve this mystery, and figure out how to repair my disk without having to pay Big Store. [more inside]
posted by simulacra at 6:08 PM PST - 24 comments

Lady of the Unknown Artist

This is a painting that a friend's mum copied from another (well-known?) artist. I'd love to find the original. Any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by indienial at 6:01 PM PST - 8 comments

Help visiting Orlando

I need suggestions for kid friendly, single dad, cheap, fun things to do in Orlando. [more inside]
posted by Davaal at 5:40 PM PST - 11 comments

Hogtown on a Budget

Visiting Toronto as a broke single gal... [more inside]
posted by googlebombed at 5:38 PM PST - 12 comments

Help my hair survive a trek to Everest Base Camp

I'm going to be doing a 16 day trek soon, with no opportunity to wash my hair during that time. I would like to look good in the photos (and avoid a nasty itchy scalp) - how can I keep my hair looking good, or at least not looking like I've been dunked in a vat of oil? [more inside]
posted by finding.perdita at 5:17 PM PST - 22 comments

Can anyone learn anything?

Does someone with 'normal IQ' (85 - 110) have the capability to not only learn but comprehend *anything*? [more inside]
posted by ascetic at 4:58 PM PST - 31 comments

Screws don't fit. Am I screwed?

Installing rear rack on bike. Bolt size conundrum. [more inside]
posted by elpea at 4:41 PM PST - 8 comments

Bejeweled just isn't cutting it

I need a video game that will allow me maximum headshot gratification while requiring minimum video game skills and money. Help me find the game I am looking for. More details follow. [more inside]
posted by shortskirtlongjacket at 4:31 PM PST - 33 comments

Buying Carded Wool in New York?

Sheep & Wool Filter: Help me find a place to buy (preferably clean) sheep fleece somewhere close to Monroe, NY or around Highway 95 (I'm heading north from NYC to Maine). I need it for stuffing. [more inside]
posted by ashtabula to opelika at 4:28 PM PST - 4 comments

Little Jack Horner is waiting for his lunch...

Help me fill a pastry: non-meat, non-fruit, pie fillings. [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 4:12 PM PST - 29 comments

I want to block crazy stalker dude from my iPhone!

I have an annoying Stalker and an iPhone 3GS. How can I block their calls and text messages to me? [more inside]
posted by jbenben at 4:01 PM PST - 20 comments

Need info on several Texas cities.

Help me identify the pros and cons of several Texas cities? [more inside]
posted by neverminding at 3:55 PM PST - 16 comments

Identify [drum drum drum] this song, please!

Please help me identify this song from almost no information at all. [more inside]
posted by phunniemee at 3:43 PM PST - 16 comments

Please help me find a long-lasting vacuum that is good for a home with cats.

Please recommend a vacuum that will pick up cat hair from carpet and wood flooring. [more inside]
posted by Four-Eyed Girl at 3:39 PM PST - 22 comments

Holiday season NGO volunteer work for me and my 2 grown sons?

Help me find an NGO like Penn's Haiti project to volunteer over the Dec.-New Years' period. The reason I can't do J/P is because my two sons (18 and 21) will be joining me and they don't allow volunteers under the age of 21. [more inside]
posted by victors at 3:36 PM PST - 10 comments

Computer autopsy

What is the most likely cause of death for my buddies PC . . . and is a resurrection possible? [more inside]
posted by Crotalus at 3:14 PM PST - 16 comments

Why does Open Office Draw print images strangely?

When using Open Office Draw, if I print a document with several copies of the same image on it, some of the images (not all and not with any discernible pattern) appear with a smaller copy of themselves in the top left hand corner. Does anyone know why it does this and how to stop it? Thanks.
posted by beardless at 3:01 PM PST - 1 comment

Is a website necessarily "better" than a multitude of listings?

Aww, man...do I really need a website? [more inside]
posted by BostonTerrier at 2:59 PM PST - 25 comments

No more private health insurance for children?

I want to do the responsible thing and buy my children health insurance when our COBRA policy expires this month. I am being told that this is simply not possible due to the "unforeseen consequences" of healthcare reform going into effect 9/23/2010. Surely I'm missing something. Can someone explain what's going on and what I can do before they go uninsured 10/1? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:56 PM PST - 9 comments

Gmail: lemme see which messages haven't yet received replies.

In gmail, I want to be able to run a search for Sent messages that have not yet received a reply. Is this possible?
posted by greggish at 2:31 PM PST - 4 comments

Know thyself. But how?

How do you come to know who you are? [more inside]
posted by mediocritease at 2:30 PM PST - 56 comments

Backups during solar storms

What's the best way to safeguard my backups from the effects of a solar storm? Should I worry about that at all? [more inside]
posted by lord_yo at 1:51 PM PST - 9 comments

I am looking for a loud handbell.

I am looking for a loud handbell. [more inside]
posted by ManInSuit at 1:27 PM PST - 12 comments

How much alcohol might a person consume before it begins to affect them?

How long (on average) before alcohol absorbed, either becoming measurable (BAP) or felt? [more inside]
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 1:26 PM PST - 9 comments

Tanks in advance!

We need a new hot water heater and are considering a tankless model. Do you have one and can you tell me if it's worth the higher price? [more inside]
posted by raisingsand at 1:13 PM PST - 26 comments

How can I lose this flab and keep my muscle

I've gained some muscle...and lots of fat. I need some help with losing the extra fat, keeping the muscle I have gained, and dealing with feeling lots heavier. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:28 PM PST - 9 comments

home oil headache

Can you help me decide if I should buy into our home heating oil co's price cap program? [more inside]
posted by cestmoi15 at 12:27 PM PST - 8 comments

Korean Song Identification

Hi, I need some help identifying a song. It was a slow Korean R&B song by a male solo artist. I don't remember much about it, I think there was a sole electric keyboard at the start playing a simple accompaniment. (not sure though) I know it is vague, but if you post some songs, I will try to lead you into a more specific direction.
posted by bboylawson at 12:11 PM PST - 3 comments

will a portable dishwasher work with low water pressure?

My roommate found a portable dishwasher for sale by one of our neighbours. It's a Beaumark Hotpoint whisper wash and we have 2 concerns: water pressure and expected performance of the unit/brand. [more inside]
posted by adamemanon at 11:43 AM PST - 5 comments

How can I swap out my laptop cable to work in Denmark?

I've moved from the USA to Denmark and have brought a laptop. I brought an voltage/plug adapter with me, but I would like to see if I can just swap out the cable part so I can stop using the adapter. It's a little bulky. Anyone know how I might go about this or know of a good supplier? [more inside]
posted by hopperseerielight at 10:18 AM PST - 11 comments

Where to find quality temporary tatooes?

Where can I find temporary tattoos online or in NYC? [more inside]
posted by simpleton at 10:06 AM PST - 3 comments

Mass Produce Homemade Pottery

I am interested in creating a serving dish (bowl) that I think would sell rather well... If i make a prototype and want to mass produce it and say sell on Etsy.com how would I do this? [more inside]
posted by matthelm at 9:47 AM PST - 7 comments

Where can I buy a japanese shiki futon in nyc?

Where can I buy a japanese shiki futon in the New York City area? [more inside]
posted by cotesdurhone at 9:41 AM PST - 2 comments

My dog is into metal...

What's with the metal chewing? [more inside]
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 9:25 AM PST - 6 comments

Name that computer game!

It's another round of "Name that Computer Game!" [more inside]
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 9:24 AM PST - 3 comments

I picked a 1/16th peck of peppers

What's the best way to dry jalapenos? [more inside]
posted by Camofrog at 9:22 AM PST - 8 comments

Photo of a woman smoking in bed?

Can you identify this picture from my vague recollection of it? In 1988 or '89 I bought a small poster (no larger than 3' x 2') featuring a black-and-white photograph of a woman lying on a bed, smoking a cigarette. [more inside]
posted by misteraitch at 9:15 AM PST - 15 comments

Lower back pain + new week-long teaching gig. Help?

Intense lower back pain, and he's going to be flying out of town and standing all day (teaching) in a relatively new job all next week. It's Saturday, and he leaves for Rochester tomorrow. What can we do? [more inside]
posted by amtho at 8:42 AM PST - 27 comments

Tips/Strategies for dealing with difficult people?

I have a cantankerous and grouchy colleague at my place of work. I was wondering what tips and strategies the fair people of meta-filter have for dealing with difficult and obstructive people?
posted by waltz9 at 8:13 AM PST - 34 comments

Marx - Labor Theory of Value

I'm reading Marx's "Capital" Vol. I and I'm looking for a "Dummy's Guide" to his economic theories. [more inside]
posted by facetious at 7:53 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me get back in the loop!

Dear friends of the internet, I don't go out to the movies. Now I have Netflix and it's time to catch up! What do you suggest I watch? [more inside]
posted by chatongriffes at 7:47 AM PST - 40 comments

Help me avoid the siren song of that Johnny Walker "The Man Who Walked Around the World" ad!

Gift-worthy Scotch Whiskey, preferably one that goes well with a tobacco pipe in the evening? [more inside]
posted by Narrative Priorities at 7:43 AM PST - 27 comments

Look, mom! I'm a calendar girl!

I need to find a great full-service business that can print and do fulfillment on thousands of 2011 calendars (they'll probably be purchased worldwide). Reasonably priced with great customer service por favor. Also, I'm a designer and the photos are going to be fantastic so I want to make sure the quality's great. Yeah, I'm demanding, I know. :) Any recommendations?
posted by miss lynnster at 7:41 AM PST - 4 comments

Semi-Flat Roof Insulation

My new home is surprisingly hot and energy-intensive in the summer months. It's clad inEIFS (the false stucco that is supposed to be a good insulator) but the problem is the roof. How can I insulate my mostly flat roof which appears to be too thin to allow "blow-in" insulation? [more inside]
posted by anotherpanacea at 7:11 AM PST - 23 comments

Finding a first job in Canberra

What are some non-obvious ways of encouraging an 18-year-old who has never held a real job to get out there and really get looking? [more inside]
posted by Logophiliac at 5:34 AM PST - 28 comments

Give me bread.

I love to bake bread and need more recipes. EXOTIC recipes. [more inside]
posted by Mutant at 4:58 AM PST - 26 comments

I Love my Job but My Boss is Making me Crazy.

My boss has begun reprimanding me for events that never occurred, and it's stressing me out. In my third (tenure year) as a special ed teacher at a public school; my first 2 years of reviews were excellent. [more inside]
posted by dzaz at 4:46 AM PST - 18 comments

What should we do? We have 3 cats, one of which tested positive for feline leukemia.

What should we do? We have 3 cats, one of which tested positive for feline leukemia. [more inside]
posted by stray thoughts at 2:35 AM PST - 4 comments

Where to shop for vintage porn in Paris?

Where does one shop for "vintage" porn in Paris? [more inside]
posted by LMGM at 2:09 AM PST - 7 comments

Is Selling The Second Car Worth It?

Thinking about going down to one car from two. Should we do it? [more inside]
posted by The ____ of Justice at 2:07 AM PST - 26 comments

I've played this game so many times I know it like the back of my ... whaaa?

Looking for games with random level creation (ala Nethack/Spelunky) [more inside]
posted by Admira at 1:19 AM PST - 16 comments

September 10

James Brown In Spanish?

Who sings the spanish version of I got you (I feel good) by James Brown [more inside]
posted by desl at 10:55 PM PST - 3 comments

windows recorder

Windows training and support, how do I record windows to show other people what I did while in windows? (free or cheap preferred!) I want to be able to do training demos AND have users show me how they caused a bug to surface. (two different applications, same idea -- more below) [more inside]
posted by santogold at 10:35 PM PST - 6 comments

Who made this lithograph?

Lithograph featuring Napoleon - can you identify the artist and what is depicted? Owner thinks item dates to the 1800s. Apologies for poor quality photos. (Asking for a friend.)
posted by Dragonness at 10:20 PM PST - 4 comments

Dylan Videos

I'm a pretty hardcrore Bob Dylan fan, and the few clips I've seen from this concert have always fascinated me. Is the full concert available anywhere? I seem to remember seeing Love Minus Zero/No Limit with similar facepaint. Or are the clips just bits from Renaldo and Clara? Notwithstanding the answer to that, can you please point me toward your favourite Dylan clips?
posted by Optamystic at 9:54 PM PST - 10 comments

Even at zero it's loud

My 80's peavey standard 260 solid-state amp head keeps on amplifyin' when both volumes are turned all the way down, which is disturbing. Can anyone shed light on why? YANMAmpRepairGuy. [more inside]
posted by Rube R. Nekker at 9:04 PM PST - 8 comments

How to accelerate one's iOS develpment... umm... development?

So now that Apple has "relaxed" its restrictions on third-party development tools, which ones should I know about? [more inside]
posted by Wild_Eep at 8:35 PM PST - 4 comments

Wake me up on time!

What is the best alarm clock you can recommend? [more inside]
posted by ptsampras14 at 8:05 PM PST - 8 comments

What positive or negative experiences do you remember from speech therapy when you were a kid?

Did you have speech therapy as a kid? Did you have experiences from your speech therapy sessions that traumatized or empowered you? [more inside]
posted by shortyJBot at 7:37 PM PST - 47 comments

What's the Best Way to Give Far-Away Virtual Assistants Access to Software I Own?

What's the Best Way to Give Far-Away Virtual Assistants Access to Software on My Computer? ("Best"= most secure, cheapest, simplest, most hassle-free) Hi, I'd like to give access to software that I own to other people, preferably at times that I'm asleep and my computer is off. I'm considering renting a VPS, and installing therein the software I want them to use. Of course, the software I'd be sharing with them would be XP-based... is that a problem, given the fact that VPSs are usually Linux? Is WINE adequate for this? While I am also entertaining the possibility of using a desktopsharing app to just give VAs access to specified folders and apps on my machine, I'd rather install the necessary software on a VPS and have them use that. Any suggestions you can give me, including other and better ways of doing this, would be much appreciated... Thanks. :)
posted by darth_tedious at 6:55 PM PST - 11 comments

web pages not loading

Why won't my web pages load? [more inside]
posted by crazylegs at 6:53 PM PST - 2 comments

What should we do now to ensure the seller is moved out of the house we are buying on closing day?

What should we do now to ensure the seller is moved out of the house we are buying on closing day? [more inside]
posted by AllieTessKipp at 6:52 PM PST - 33 comments

Auto-embiggener script?

Is there a Chrome-compatible userscript that will automatically display the image on a Flickr page in its largest available size?
posted by Joe Beese at 6:34 PM PST - 0 comments

Help Me Save Money In More Places

When I'm shopping for things, what should I be negotiating a price on? I know about the usual stuff, such as buying a car or jewelery or furniture or white goods. But to try and save money where I can, I want to know what else should I be be negotiating for a better price on... stuff that I might not think to be negotiating for a better price on? Groceries? Newspapers? Cigarettes? What have you found success in negotiating a better price on in the past that might normally seem non-negotiable?
posted by Effigy2000 at 6:33 PM PST - 15 comments

How do I get to know myself and learn what I really want out of life?

How do I get to know myself better so I can decide what I want and set goals? [more inside]
posted by allseeingabstract at 6:32 PM PST - 12 comments

Does low-carb increase anxiety?

I'm doing a nutrition and exercise coaching program through Precision Nutrition, , which basically slowly introduces 10 basic habits and a schedule of workouts designed to help lose body fat and build muscle. One of the "habits" is to eat starchy carbohydrates only after exercise. When I do this, I am really low energy, moody, and anxious. Has anyone else experienced this reaction while doing low carb eating? What can I do to prevent it? [more inside]
posted by mrstrotsky at 6:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Webcam fun

What are fun things to do with a webcam? [more inside]
posted by estlin at 6:07 PM PST - 13 comments

Neither Hogwarts nor Camp Half-Blood

What books can I read aloud to my kids (ages 7 and 10) that expand their horizons - to other countries, other cultures, history - and are also compelling? [more inside]
posted by Sukey Says at 6:07 PM PST - 34 comments

Maybe it's just burning me when I look at other women.

Are there localized metal allergies? I think I may have one. [more inside]
posted by mkb at 5:55 PM PST - 9 comments

Where's this sample from?

What's the sample in this old d'n'b tracker tune? [more inside]
posted by zer0render at 5:46 PM PST - 5 comments

What wierd thing happened while creating Windows 7 restore disks?

A friend has a new Asus Essentio CM5671. He first transferred his data files to the new machine. Then, while trying to create the Windows 7 restore disks, he appears to have somehow reset the computer to its factory state, restoring all the crapware that had been removed and obliterating his documents and data. Any idea how he may have done this and how he can un-do it?
posted by skidoom at 5:37 PM PST - 4 comments

TVP recipes?

What are your favorite vegetarian recipes that make use of textured vegetable protein (TVP)?
posted by furiousxgeorge at 5:25 PM PST - 15 comments

Well, it worked back home!

How can I tell if my Kindle v2 will work internationally? [more inside]
posted by matty at 5:25 PM PST - 3 comments

Damn you, Bill Gates.

Is there a way to get a free or very cheap copy of Microsoft Word (just Word, and not the whole Office suite)? [more inside]
posted by too bad you're not me at 5:21 PM PST - 22 comments

Have I got malaria?

Have I got malaria? Cheap places to get tested in new york city? [more inside]
posted by 5lbauthority at 5:08 PM PST - 14 comments

When a Man Tires of That Samuel Johnson quotation....

Couple-y social activities in London in late October? [more inside]
posted by benzenedream at 3:30 PM PST - 4 comments

A beginners guide to the cognitive psychology of learning?

I'm looking for something along the lines of a practical handbook for applying the results of research in cognitive psychology to creating learning materials. Does this exist? [more inside]
posted by Coobeastie at 3:28 PM PST - 4 comments

Nothing worse than having an itch you can't scratch

How do astronauts and other trained professionals deal with itches while in pressurized suits for long durations of time? Does NASA make astronauts undergo "tickle conditioning" to reduce the stress caused by having an itch one can't scratch, or, likewise, the military with fighter pilots? Do the subjects just get used to the feeling, so that the itch deadens? Are antihistamines or similar drugs administered pre-flight? Has weightlessness been found to affect these and related parts of the nervous system that manage sensations of pain, discomfort, heat, cold, etc.?
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:21 PM PST - 16 comments

Help me find pics of great leaders

Help me decorate my office with posters and pictures of inspirational figures. [more inside]
posted by bq at 2:51 PM PST - 16 comments

How do I rebuild trust and relationships with my family?

How can I rebuild my relationship with my SO and my parents when someone seems set to undermine it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:45 PM PST - 6 comments

Deck my walls!

How do I get a print of this painting?
posted by anthropomorphic at 2:40 PM PST - 4 comments

Simple project management software needed

Time-tracking project management software solution needed [more inside]
posted by hamandcheese at 2:35 PM PST - 3 comments

Where should we go for a technology-related field trip?

Last year our small company went on a field trip to the CERN laboratory in Switzerland, where we were given a guided tour around the Large Hadron Collider and other interesting places. What should we do this year? Something technology-related, somewhere in Europe, preferably with hands-on activities, lectures, interesting people, etc.
posted by gentle at 2:28 PM PST - 6 comments

Brain Changes In New Parents

I recently read about a study that found the brain thinks in more security-oriented ways after the birth of one's first child. I can no longer find it. Folk wisdom seems to say that once you have a child, your values usually change and you are a different person. Is there research for or against chemical and neurological changes in parents?
posted by matt_arnold at 2:20 PM PST - 9 comments

Standardised aptitude test to assess initiative and other skills

Standardised aptitude test which assesses a given candidates ability to follow complex instructions and most importantly to test initiative? [more inside]
posted by samengland at 2:14 PM PST - 7 comments

movie in a box

I would like to watch a movie in a small box that would be constantly on top of Photoshop, so I can work at the same time. I would like a minimal frame, without all the menus and commands. What's the best player for this purpose?
posted by leigh1 at 1:55 PM PST - 8 comments

Music of the Forest

Soft, sweet, beautiful, modern, folksy music that you might find sad but would NOT qualify as "depressing"? [more inside]
posted by aintthattheway at 1:48 PM PST - 101 comments

How did they steal that xbox live account?

How are XBox 360 Live accounts stolen? [more inside]
posted by seanyboy at 1:36 PM PST - 5 comments

Toddler wants to stand in the bath... ?

My (toddler?) 16 mo old son has developed a new habit at bath time: standing. While he has been a little hesitant to go walking solo outside the tub -- inside the tub he has suddenly become enthralled with the idea. Any suggestions on how to handle what has become a standing.. sponge bath? [more inside]
posted by cavalier at 1:34 PM PST - 22 comments

Seinfeld New Yorker Pig Cartoon

In the Seinfeld episode "The Cartoon" Elaine submits a cartoon idea to the New Yorker (that she steals from Ziggy). It depicted a pig at a complaint department saying "I wish I was taller". I'd like a copy to print out for my cubicle but can't find it anywhere.
posted by davextreme at 1:30 PM PST - 10 comments

Pretty Things To Hang on Office Surfaces

What's a good and safe substance to use for pretty-ing up boring office cabinets? They've given us new cubicles at work and they're nice enough, but awfully bland. I was thinking that shelf paper or that paper they put on doors at Christmas might work out. [more inside]
posted by Karmakaze at 1:20 PM PST - 9 comments

Engine code P0705: any insight?

Help diagnose my Ford Focus. [more inside]
posted by Wordwoman at 1:13 PM PST - 8 comments

I need to recreate Rocky, in a theatrical setting. Really.

I'm planning a theatrical event in the DC area that will require specialized boxing props, along with maybe some trophies/plaques, all by Tuesday or so. Help? [more inside]
posted by (The Rt Hon.) MP at 1:02 PM PST - 2 comments

Can you figure out what's wrong with my water heater?

What's the deal with my water heater? [more inside]
posted by crLLC at 12:57 PM PST - 10 comments

Cheap digital camera

I need a cheap (sub 200) digital camera. I rarely print things, I take a lot of photos of fireworks, I take a lot of photos of cats, I take a lot of photos of baked goods. [more inside]
posted by jeather at 12:53 PM PST - 10 comments

Battery, charger, or worse?

Powerbook G4-- not charging, plus intermittent high pitched buzzing noise, which stops when charger is removed. Still running when plugged in, but battery reads 0%. I'm hoping it's the charger, and not the battery-- anyone recognize this problem? [more inside]
posted by jokeefe at 12:43 PM PST - 10 comments

Content management for academic dummies

Needed: content management/collaboration for a new lab. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by googly at 12:17 PM PST - 8 comments

How do I automate the conversion of a HTML page to PDF?

I'm trying to help out my brother in law automate one of his daily work tasks. It involves going to several authenticated intranet sites, saving the data and then converting it to PDF and saving it to a directory. I'm wondering what the best way to go about this is. [more inside]
posted by daHIFI at 12:15 PM PST - 7 comments

How many to (probably) catch 'em all?

Statistics question: How many tries are necessary for 99.9% chance of full coverage of a heterogenous population? [more inside]
posted by Jorus at 12:10 PM PST - 26 comments

Slow-mo voice driving me crazy

What does the sampled voice at ~1:06 min say in the Autechre track silverside? [more inside]
posted by SueDenim at 12:01 PM PST - 3 comments

c create folder

How can I create a folder on my desktop in c or c++ code? [more inside]
posted by amsterdam63 at 11:47 AM PST - 15 comments

Help can't suddenly grow strings, nor does it buy the right to insult.

Parentzillas! My folks seem to have lost all manners when dealing with our wedding plans. I understand being upset at not having the level of involvement they prefer, but their behavior has become downright childish. I want them at the event, but they seem to be working hard to make that intolerable. [more inside]
posted by Tequila Mockingbird at 11:42 AM PST - 60 comments

Songs that channel other artists?

What pop songs are pastiches of other songwriters' or performers' styles? I am not looking for parodies or comedy songs. [more inside]
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 11:38 AM PST - 56 comments

Best avi to DVD for linux?

I have some avi files that I want to turn into a video DVD that is watchable with a standard DVD player. Here's the catch-- I want to do it using Ubuntu. What's the easiest way to do it? [more inside]
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:21 AM PST - 13 comments

I took my obamabux, but I need to run...

I bought a house and used the recovery plan tax credit, but now I might have to relocate for my relationship. How do I make this work without losing my shirt? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:09 AM PST - 4 comments

The short-term forecast for Egypt is...?

My girlfriend and I are considering a trip to Egypt this November. The conventional wisdom seems to be that a visitor to Egypt is more likely to be bitten by a camel than be the victim of any violence. Is there any reason for special concern in light of the threatened boycotts of an election for Mubarak's successor or the withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq, etc.? We're a white unmarried couple traveling on U.S. passports. [more inside]
posted by dam1975 at 10:54 AM PST - 6 comments

How to pick up my marathon training after 2 weeks of not running?

I'm training for a marathon that is taking place in just over 5 weeks. I haven't been able to run for 2 weeks due to illness and injuries. I took a week off to nurse some hip bursitis and then I came down with a flu like bug. The longest training run I've done so far has been 14 miles, and that was two weeks ago. This weekend, I am supposed to do 18 miles. To you runners out there - what do you think the best way is for me to get back on track and finish the race successfully over the next 5 weeks? My pace is around 11 minutes/mile.
posted by emily37 at 10:39 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me hook a brother up!

Extending wireless networks: how can I connect a 802.11b/g network between sites a couple of hundred feet apart? [more inside]
posted by bonehead at 10:22 AM PST - 17 comments

Bedtime Stories for Whiners.

Are there any great books out there about whining? My toddler is well on her way to becoming a regional champ & it's a problem. [more inside]
posted by Ys at 10:11 AM PST - 24 comments

Off with their heads!

I have a flock of backyard chickens (for egg production) that needs to have its numbers reduced. Which hens should have a date with the chopping block? [more inside]
posted by talkingmuffin at 10:10 AM PST - 11 comments

Let's say the gods ate steak. I want to know how it would be prepared.

Help me learn to make the perfect steak. [more inside]
posted by quin at 10:09 AM PST - 45 comments

Getting evaluated for add in the uk.

How do I get diagnosed for add in the uk? [more inside]
posted by By The Grace of God at 10:07 AM PST - 6 comments

How to be more confident in my own intelligence?

How do I become more confident in my intelligence and not worry that people around me will think I'm dumb? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:05 AM PST - 27 comments

I-thought-this-would-never-happen-to-me-filter: Got laid off and I'm up the creek finance-wise

Short-term contract position was cut off much shorter than expected, and now I don't have enough money to last to the end of next week. What can I do? [Trying not to sound like a whiner, but honestly I've never had to deal with anything of this magnitude before!] [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:04 AM PST - 9 comments

How to accept Euro payment without European bank account?

How can I be paid in Euros from a European bank account, without having a European bank account myself? [more inside]
posted by otakuj at 9:59 AM PST - 10 comments

Why are my file sizes so different?

I'm having a problem with screen recording software on Windows XP. [more inside]
posted by DiscourseMarker at 9:58 AM PST - 12 comments

Where did this Dave Eggers quote originate?

Does anyone know where the Dave Eggers quote, "Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring" is originally from? [more inside]
posted by Echobelly at 9:54 AM PST - 1 comment

explain the joke in this image please...

Can someone explain this image to me? What's the joke? (uh, yeah, I'm totally asking for a friend.)
posted by yeoz at 9:53 AM PST - 6 comments

Make my sammich interesting!

What do you put on your grilled cheese to jazz it up? [more inside]
posted by torisaur at 9:49 AM PST - 103 comments

Neverlasting love songs?

"God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys has the best opening line to a love song: I may not always love you. Can you think of any other love songs that have the same vibe of: "I really hope this lasts, but I can't make or ask for promises." [more inside]
posted by ictow at 9:29 AM PST - 62 comments

What Firefox plug-in is best suited for making most sites permanently white-or-grey text on a dark (if not black) background?

What Firefox plug-in is best suited for making most sites permanently white-or-grey text on a dark (if not black) background? [more inside]
posted by adipocere at 9:29 AM PST - 5 comments

How do I get my husband to sleep in bed with me?

My husband falls asleep in front of the TV four or five nights a week. He says this is the only way he can get to sleep. I hate sleeping alone and this has become a Big Issue. Should I let this go and if not, how can I communicate more effectively? [more inside]
posted by fantoche at 9:20 AM PST - 49 comments

Cooking 2 duck legs + 1 duck breast simultaneously.

How best to cook 2 duck legs + 1 duck breast for dinner? If I can do it in one dish, that would be best! Details inside. [more inside]
posted by rubadub at 8:49 AM PST - 14 comments

How can I get emails as an RSS feed?

I hate having mailing list emails in my inbox (aka my to-do list), though they do contain information I want to know. Is there a way to have them "delivered" to my RSS reader (my means of staying updated) instead? Is gmail the best way to do this?
posted by Maia at 8:39 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I stop expecting instability?

How can I learn to let myself settle down instead of expecting disaster at every turn? I am having issues with trusting anything to remain stable--finances, relationships, living situations, health, etc. It doesn't cause me constant anxiety or panic attacks, but it means I have trouble "settling" into situations or allowing myself to truly relax when a good thing comes along. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:37 AM PST - 12 comments

Does anyone know the approximate Capitol Airshow Schedule?

Does anyone know the approximate schedule for the Sacramento Capitol Airshow? [more inside]
posted by zeoslap at 8:10 AM PST - 2 comments

Need help tempering chocolate.

My tempered chocolate isn't setting properly, any tips? [more inside]
posted by reticulatedspline at 7:54 AM PST - 5 comments

Wifi trouble

WiFi: it's not a range extender I want but... something else. [more inside]
posted by OctopusRex at 7:29 AM PST - 15 comments

Help finding old JF*E tracks!

I am looking for digital copies of old songs by a band called Jonathan Fire*Eater...but there are problems. [more inside]
posted by kaseijin at 7:28 AM PST - 7 comments

Wow! An actor who DOESN'T want to drink!

How can I make fake bottles of (non-alcoholic -- or low-alcohol) Guinness? This is for a play. The audience will be very close to the stage. The beer will be poured from Guinness bottles to glasses. [more inside]
posted by grumblebee at 7:27 AM PST - 51 comments

Backpacking with a dog

I’m thinking of going on a solo backpacking trip with a dog and am looking for location ideas. [more inside]
posted by mjcon at 7:27 AM PST - 10 comments

can this IMac be saved?

IMac and bootcamp problem [see within] [more inside]
posted by Postroad at 7:19 AM PST - 5 comments

The legality of playing phone messages in public

Distribution/broadcast of recorded phone messages (in Canada) where the calling-in party is unaware they are being recorded: legal? [more inside]
posted by TheFlak at 7:12 AM PST - 2 comments

clutterbug and organizer need help

My wife is a clutter bug while I'm an organizer. I'm finding her methods of leaving stuff where she last used it is an impediment to my projects and affects my well-being. What can I do, or how can I harmonize our two traits/methodologies? [more inside]
posted by diode at 7:06 AM PST - 47 comments

Books after divorce to help face being alone

Book Recommendations for Post-Divorce pain and anxiety? Help me help my girlfriend who is recently divorced and consumed with fears about being alone. She needs something positive and empowering to give her some strength to face the future and get comfortable living alone. She's in her early 30s with one child and she initiated the divorce because she was so unhappy.
posted by nancoix at 7:05 AM PST - 10 comments

Experience Des Moines for lovers

I want to get a wedding gift for a friend in the Clive/Des Moines, IA area. I'd love to give her and her new hubby an experience present (gift certificate to a restaurant or for a couples massage or for theater, etc.) of around $150.00. I don't live in Iowa and have never been there. What recommendations do you have for romantic restaurants, relaxing spas and wellness centers, innovative cultural institutions, quality theater? Other experience ideas appreciated.
posted by Pineapplicious at 6:58 AM PST - 3 comments

The poignancy of things?

Does anyone know where the Lévi-Strauss quote in the film Sans Soleil comes from? [more inside]
posted by Beardman at 6:40 AM PST - 6 comments

Queso vs. Cotton; Second Anniversary Dinner in San Diego

First year anniversary is paper, second year anniversary is...queso? San-Diego-Queso-Filter [more inside]
posted by strangelove at 6:20 AM PST - 8 comments

Uhh.... so do I have a job or no?

Not-meaning-to-sound-ungrateful filter: I started a temp job in June covering for a woman who was out having a baby. She's supposed to be back to work in 2 weeks, but I've been unofficially told no one thinks she's going to. I don't particularly like this job but don't know what to do.... [more inside]
posted by slyboots421 at 5:39 AM PST - 21 comments

Legacy SCSI to current Mac - how?

What are my options for connecting a bunch of legacy SCSI devices to a current Mac? [more inside]
posted by unSane at 5:28 AM PST - 14 comments

I'm Game!

Help a mostly non-gamer find fun and satisfying PC games to play. [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 4:51 AM PST - 32 comments

How to test sunglasses' uv blocking levels using UV meter?

I have access to a UV meter. Using this tool how can I test the sunglasses I have actually filters out the light rays that are dangerous. I don't have any technical knowledge to interpret the numbers displayed by the tool. [more inside]
posted by neworder7 at 3:50 AM PST - 7 comments

Wuthering Heights... original movie adaptation?

All-time favorite movie is "Wuthering Heights" with Merle Oberon and Laurence Olivier. I've red the (long, incredibly boring) book, but I would like to read an adaptation made from the original movie. Amazon search turns up nothing... Can someone help me find this? (Bonus if it's in eBook format... ANY eBook format). Caveat: I DO NOT want to read a script of the movie!
posted by Master Gunner at 2:53 AM PST - 7 comments

What website will give the last common ancestor of two species?

Is there a website out there where I can enter the names of two species and be given the approximate date when their last common ancestor lived? Bonus points if it tells me what sort of species this ancestor probably was, and for showing me the part of the tree of life relating to these species. Thanks!
posted by chorltonmeateater at 1:31 AM PST - 6 comments

How far back into the past can a viable connection stretch?

I have a connection from long ago that seems like it might be very useful indeed to my fledgling career; is it still viable? Details within! [more inside]
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 12:51 AM PST - 11 comments

wrong dog ate the phenomav!

Wrong dog ate the phenomav- now what? (And we're dogsitting!) [more inside]
posted by titanium_geek at 12:39 AM PST - 5 comments

How to store washing machine in winter

Moving house: our new appartment comes with its own refrigerator and washing machine. We can store our own fridge and washing machine in a shed in my mothers yard. How can I best protect the machines against moist conditions and subzero (Celcius) temperatures in winter?
posted by charles kaapjes at 12:18 AM PST - 7 comments

How to resign without getting the shaft from a spiteful employer?

Two-parter: Can an employer arbitrarily cut off your medical benefits at the time you give them notice, even if you are still working full time for the duration of the customary two weeks following your resignation notice? Also, a question about unemployment eligibility after the jump... [more inside]
posted by petitemom at 12:13 AM PST - 16 comments

September 9

SAT Eins hat mich gekleidetetetet....EINMAL!

hey, I once had this really nice SAT Eins t-shirt. it was the word 'sat' then the sat eins logo then a number one (i think!) where could I get one like that again? I tried ebay but they dont have any more!
posted by darkpony at 11:45 PM PST - 5 comments

Can't access one specific site

How do I refresh someone else's IP? I can't load a specific site I usually access every day when I am connected to my home ISP, although I can get to the site when I'm at work and on my smartphone. Absolutely NONE of my browsers can load the site, even those which I've never uised to visit the site before. When I contacted my ISP tonight, the tech said that he could access the same site from his computer, so it doesn't appear to be a DNS issue there. I have no problems loading any other sites on my browsers. What gives? [more inside]
posted by The True Wheel at 11:25 PM PST - 16 comments

Cleaning the EGR port

How should I clean my EGR port? The check engine code says "inadequate flow through the EGR valve." [more inside]
posted by noonknight at 10:54 PM PST - 3 comments

Go go little ring

Nuvaring with absolutely no side effects: am I just lucky, or could I possibly not be absorbing the hormones correctly? [more inside]
posted by sparrows at 10:15 PM PST - 26 comments

How should I learn piano?

I want to learn piano to the extent of being able to play like, some pop/rock songs and stuff from fake books. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by capnsue at 9:26 PM PST - 9 comments

Can you get married at Los Angeles city hall?

Can you get married at Los Angeles city hall? [more inside]
posted by hellameangirl at 9:24 PM PST - 9 comments

Where do I set down my roots?

My Indian-born parents are more American than I am. Help me decide between apple pie and the subcontinent. [more inside]
posted by Duac246 at 8:53 PM PST - 42 comments

I suspect potential food poisoning. Ride it out or try to 'squash' it?

I suspect potential food poisoning. Ride it out or try to 'squash' it? [more inside]
posted by bitterkitten at 8:49 PM PST - 16 comments

Bad sinuses

Really bad sinuses in a really allergen-filled house. What can I do? Is it even my house? [more inside]
posted by lhude sing cuccu at 8:43 PM PST - 14 comments

Pimp my bike.

Pimp my bike. Lighten my load. Not my wallet. [more inside]
posted by RandlePatrickMcMurphy at 8:33 PM PST - 24 comments

How do I remain friends with my ex when he's with someone else?

How do you keep your self-esteem level high and your unhappiness level low while remaining friends with your ex who has a new girlfriend? [more inside]
posted by biochemist at 8:30 PM PST - 44 comments

CMS Made Simple... I hope

Due to a fiasco involving a failed service provider, I have to put together a small (5-10 pages) website in the next 72 hours. Since the domain name is still under the contractor's control and resides on her server, I must use CMS Made Simple (which is fine, given the need to update the site regularly). Otherwise it's a completely blank slate... and so am I. [more inside]
posted by carmicha at 8:23 PM PST - 12 comments

Renter's insurance for Canadian freelance writer?

I'm a freelance writer in Canada. How can I get renter's insurance for my apartment and home office? [more inside]
posted by Marquis at 8:02 PM PST - 3 comments

Looking for vegetarian enchilada recipes

What are your best vegetarian enchilada recipes? [more inside]
posted by pemberkins at 7:07 PM PST - 18 comments

What was the notation that Feynman made up for calculus?

In which book does Feynman describe the notation he made up for calculus? And what symbols did he use? [more inside]
posted by sunnichka at 6:46 PM PST - 10 comments

Cost effective way to rent a pickup truck for a month?

What is the most cost effective way to rent a pickup truck for a month? [more inside]
posted by JPigford at 6:46 PM PST - 7 comments

Professional paths in a grad school program

General and specific questions about grad school: two degree paths in one department, and how to learn more about them [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:31 PM PST - 3 comments

Sign on the dotted line?

Does it make sense to consider contract positions when one has a full-time/permanent job? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:31 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I get over this funk?

My dissertation is due in ten days. Sick of looking at it, much less engaging with it and actively making changes. Help me get through this! [more inside]
posted by nvly at 5:49 PM PST - 26 comments

Am I anemic or just odd?

I'm obsessed with chewing ice but not tired...could I still be anemic? [more inside]
posted by mingodingo at 5:46 PM PST - 20 comments

The Quintessential _____ Album Is...

Name a genre. Name its quintessential album. That's it. [more inside]
posted by brandonjadams at 5:45 PM PST - 89 comments

bash-in-XML

Apache ant build file help. What's the ant equivalent of the makefile I have in mind? [more inside]
posted by ceribus peribus at 5:38 PM PST - 5 comments

UBUNTU! no, seriously.

i've given up on windows, and i'm enthusiastic about not dealing with its security issues ever again. [more inside]
posted by radiosilents at 5:16 PM PST - 22 comments

Embarrassment of riches or just embarassment

Grad school/business school decision freakout. Need help and perspective. [more inside]
posted by metametababe at 5:14 PM PST - 13 comments

Who makes documentary films like Frederick Wiseman?

Who are the artistic heirs to documentary filmmaker Frederick Wiseman? Which contemporary individuals/groups are making similar films, filming similar things, or documenting life in the U.S. (with or without film) in similar ways? [more inside]
posted by jjjjjjjijjjjjjj at 5:11 PM PST - 5 comments

It's BACON!

What is wrong with this bacon? (High-res scan inside) [more inside]
posted by crapmatic at 4:33 PM PST - 12 comments

Wanna make repeat trip more interesting.

Looking for suggestions for drive through the midwest of things to see and roads to take. [more inside]
posted by batikrose at 4:26 PM PST - 11 comments

How can I stop blushing?

A year ago, I started blushing frequently. How can I stop? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:19 PM PST - 10 comments

I Don't Like Flying To Begin With

I get indigestion, and the last month, it's been pretty bad. And now, I have an 8-hour flight this Saturday. What can I do to try to keep my indigestion from being a problem during my flight? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:18 PM PST - 20 comments

How can I stay above the fray?

Good news: it looks like I'm being groomed for a new position at work, one I really want. Yay! Bad news: there's rumors that the person who currently has the position is getting fired. I'd like advice on how to deal with this gracefully. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:18 PM PST - 12 comments

How does this basic mySQL/PHP loop work?

Basic mySQL/PHP question. Help me understand how this simple while loop involving mysqli_fetch_array() works. [more inside]
posted by Ziggy Zaga at 4:13 PM PST - 10 comments

Waiting for biopsy results

Just had an endometrial biopsy due to postmenopausal bleeding that started over the Labor Day weekend. The results could take two weeks or more and my next appointment is not for three weeks. Do any of you folks who are not my doctor know if this is a safe length of time to wait should it turn out to be cancer?
posted by lazydog at 3:49 PM PST - 13 comments

OBD/Smog Check Frustration - Mazda Protege LX

Why won't my car's OBD system re-set and clear the CA Smog Test?! [more inside]
posted by gov_moonbeam at 3:09 PM PST - 6 comments

alcohol drinkers live longer

What is the best dive bar in Alexandria, VA (or the NoVA area, in general)? [more inside]
posted by TheOtherSide at 3:05 PM PST - 7 comments

Recommendations for high-quality running shoes.

Need help with recommendations for high quality running shoes. [more inside]
posted by MaryDellamorte at 2:55 PM PST - 27 comments

SEE ATTENDANT

Why do so many gas pumps reject my debit card? [more inside]
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 2:51 PM PST - 22 comments

but my chickens actually *improve* the quality of the house's garden and cats are good for sanity

Need help finding relevant California Tenant law information. [more inside]
posted by aniola at 2:40 PM PST - 9 comments

itchless poison ivy

Is there such a thing as a poison ivy rash that doesn't itch? (gross details inside) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:36 PM PST - 7 comments

My jealousy is affecting my everyday life, how do I control it?

How do I get over my insane jealousy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:36 PM PST - 14 comments

Automate conversion of quicktime movies to sets of images

I want to automate the conversion of quicktime movies into sets of images, using a linux cluster. [more inside]
posted by medusa at 2:27 PM PST - 7 comments

Leotarded is not a word!

Help me create a superhero costume. I need advice on supplies & techniques. Where can I find appropriate clothing in Toronto (for a man & a woman) and how do I make a nifty mask? [more inside]
posted by Apollo's Favorite Mistake at 2:20 PM PST - 9 comments

Best place to watch Buckeye football in Denver?

Best place to watch Buckeye football in Denver? [more inside]
posted by no bueno at 2:17 PM PST - 3 comments

Frighteningly Low Oxygen Levels

You're not our doctor, but we wonder if you might have any ideas to help explain our dear friend's oxygen level never rising above 85-88. [more inside]
posted by tangram1 at 2:02 PM PST - 11 comments

Lovely chidren's book I vaguely remember

I read the most beautiful children's book a few years ago. All I remember is how moved i was at the end. Help me find it again! [more inside]
posted by silverstatue at 1:56 PM PST - 11 comments

I don't think I should be eating 4 Steakhouse XTs a day, but about.com thinks I can!

Multiple questions for diet/exercise for an extremely large individual. [more inside]
posted by lattiboy at 1:49 PM PST - 23 comments

Help my Mum & Dad get their emails back.

I received a weird email from my Mum a couple of days ago, which was obviously from a hacked account, but I just thought that it was from a fake address as happens sometimes. However it wasn't. Please help! [more inside]
posted by djstig at 1:21 PM PST - 5 comments

Suggests for films about and made in the 1920s and 1930s

I'm planning a personal/blogging project next year to watch films set and which were made during the interwar years and documentaries about the period, from the close of the first world war up until the start of world war two and I was hoping for some suggestions. [more inside]
posted by feelinglistless at 1:18 PM PST - 9 comments

Moving my kitty to a (not so) deluxe apartment in the sky

I'm moving my 14 year old cat to my new apartment this weekend. How can I make this transition go as smoothly as possible? [more inside]
posted by reenum at 1:16 PM PST - 12 comments

Tango Clubs in Havana, Cuba?

In Havana, Cuba this weekend for a quick weekend trip. Suggestions for good tango clubs? [more inside]
posted by inflatablekiwi at 1:15 PM PST - 2 comments

Are my extroverted days over?

Help me understand why I would rather watch re-runs of The Cosby Show & Roseanne rather than hang out with anyone. [more inside]
posted by KogeLiz at 1:12 PM PST - 20 comments

I want to write those songs that annoy you. Help?

I think I have a knack for writing really catchy, radio-friendly pop songs. How would I go about getting, say, Britney Spears to sing one? [more inside]
posted by The Pantless Wonder at 1:05 PM PST - 9 comments

What's this song?

Can anyone identify the music under the begining of this video? The music that I'm interested in starts at 0:07 and ends at 1:17. [more inside]
posted by ericc at 12:49 PM PST - 2 comments

Help me give away my iTouch.

I got the new iTouch. My wife wants the old one. How do I make this work? [more inside]
posted by circular at 12:34 PM PST - 7 comments

Web Countrymen (& women) – lend me your ears!

Are you in web? What are your job descriptions…toot your own horn and impress me! [more inside]
posted by doorsfan at 12:33 PM PST - 8 comments

Making my apartment more like Mom & Dad's

Finally moved to a big(ger), cheap(er) apartment in Brooklyn with my boyfriend after years in a tiny apartment in Manhattan with my best friend. Now that I have more space and disposal cash, I want to make my apartment a real home. Suggestions, please? [more inside]
posted by coupdefoudre at 12:27 PM PST - 30 comments

Does Pavlovian conditioning work here?

How likely is the possibility that one would get past an automatic 'ick' reaction by repeated exposure? [more inside]
posted by Hakaisha at 12:23 PM PST - 16 comments

Using quotes ethically

Newbie freelance writer with an ethical question about quotations. [more inside]
posted by megancita at 12:11 PM PST - 16 comments

I've recorded a podcast, but can't open the .wav file. Help!

I recorded a podcast today on an Edirol R-09 hard-disc recorder, but once I've extracted the file to my hard drive, I can't open the file. It's not the kind of recording I can replicate, and I'm in trouble. Can I rescue the data? [more inside]
posted by Cobbler at 12:01 PM PST - 9 comments

Ho's before bro's?

One of my best friends is totally and completely wrapped up in her boyfriend. And she doesn't feel like much of a friend as a result. [more inside]
posted by blackcatcuriouser at 11:54 AM PST - 52 comments

How do I protect my tech from this bug?

How do I prevent Antivir/SecuritySuite infections? [more inside]
posted by specialagentwebb at 11:45 AM PST - 13 comments

Krakow by night, alone

What's a solo, young, non-Polish speaking tourist to do in Krakow on a Friday night? [more inside]
posted by cman at 11:37 AM PST - 7 comments

Do health odds favor adoption?

My partner and I would like to raise a child. We both have hereditary illnesses in our families (diabetes, cancer, heart disease), and this is one reason we lean towards adoption. But it recently occurred to me (duh) adopted kids can have hereditary illnesses too. So is adoption really better odds in the disease gene pool? Ignoring other factors for a moment, if our only consideration for deciding to adopt or not was the likelihood of our child having (or less significantly, carrying genes for) hereditary illnesses, how bad would our genes need to be before adoption is clearly the better option? Are there specific types of adoption (e.g. international vs. American) that greatly improve the odds?
posted by anonymous at 11:37 AM PST - 22 comments

Help me to be of good help!

I'm about to begin volunteering at a shelter for battered women and their children. The shelter also operates a 24/7 crisis line for women who have suffered from abuse and violence, including sexual assault. What should I know before I start? How should I prepare? What was your experience like? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:37 AM PST - 21 comments

What's the best way to print a white image on black?

Looking for the best way to print an intricate white image on black paper. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:37 AM PST - 5 comments

Savannah during Christmas

Husband and I are thinking of going to Savannah, Georgia during the Christmas holidays. The threads here on Savannah as to where to go and eat have been very helpful. My question is, if we plan to arrive in Savannah on Christmas Day and stay for about 5, 6 days, will the shops and restaurants be open during that period? Or will they likely be closed for the holidays. Oh, we'll probably drive to Charleston too, so it would be helpful to know if the city closes down during the holiday season as well. Thanks!
posted by serunding at 11:26 AM PST - 6 comments

Wearing torn dress shirts beats the purpose of wearing dress shirts at all.

My husband keeps tearing his shirts at the elbow. Help! [more inside]
posted by CrazyLemonade at 11:17 AM PST - 22 comments

Going back to Muni, to Muni, to Muni...

I am heading next week to Munich, Germany, for the 200th anniversary of Oktoberfest... [more inside]
posted by keep it tight at 11:13 AM PST - 7 comments

How can I get info out of this web page?

How do I display just the large number in this web page http://www.google.com/finance?q=INDEXSP:.INX in on my screen or within a tiny window. (1103.17 only - it changes constantly)? I tried to edit the web page, and even tried Printliminator, but got stuck. Thanks!
posted by bright77blue at 11:05 AM PST - 5 comments

Where did this Abraham Lincoln quote come from?

There's a great quote attributed to Abraham Lincoln: "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." What is the back-story behind this quote? What is its source?
posted by excitementMD at 11:01 AM PST - 5 comments

Reinstalling an OS on a new computer

I'm purchasing a computer. It requires Win7 Ultimate and I have a choice as to how that happens. [more inside]
posted by davcoo at 10:54 AM PST - 9 comments

i can givez medicine?

Where can I donate unopened medicine in Los Angeles? [more inside]
posted by chicainthecity at 10:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Give me some jeans without those marks?

Who makes boot cut, modern jeans for men that have no distressed marks? Should be under $50. I've been looking for two years. Everything has those annoying marks.
posted by sandmanwv at 10:46 AM PST - 15 comments

Recommendation for a tiny portable electric piano sought.

I'm looking for a tiny, tiny portable keyboard with a decent onboard piano or organ sound. Ideally 25 keys, more would be fine if it uses mini keys. Use scenario is something I can pull out of my bike bag to have for random moments where I'm trying to work out a musical idea. [more inside]
posted by quarterframer at 10:33 AM PST - 4 comments

Songs similar to MFA, Gui Boratto? (for a running playlist).

Songs similar to MFA, Gui Boratto? (for a running playlist). [more inside]
posted by moteldemoka at 10:17 AM PST - 17 comments

What do I do?

This is yet another question regarding job titles. With the huge cuts last year and the lack of a state budget so far this year (much less a university budget), this is a nervous time for my coworkers and I. My official title is "Systems Engineer" which (to me) is so broad of a title that dozens of different positions actually fall under this category. Let me list some of my actual responsibilities and ask you for a more accurate job title. [more inside]
posted by Barmecide at 10:07 AM PST - 7 comments

Typical landlord fee question

In North Dakota, can a landlord charge a fee for rent payment by credit card? And, can they increase rent more for units to compensate for appliance updates? [more inside]
posted by Eicats at 10:05 AM PST - 4 comments

Doggie incontinence drugs? Do they work?

Doggie incontinence drugs? Do they work? [more inside]
posted by sarajane at 9:55 AM PST - 7 comments

How do people like Sean Parker break into computer networks?

Computer security people: what did Sean Parker actually do when he was 16 to break into various computer networks? [more inside]
posted by StephenF at 9:34 AM PST - 21 comments

Take the Jump or Not?

Twelve year old daughter wants a trampoline. My gut tells me no. [more inside]
posted by terrier319 at 9:34 AM PST - 70 comments

Exit Stage Left

Does anyone know if there is, or ever has been, a recognized significance in a character's exiting stage right or stage left? Like, do bad guys typically exit stage left, etc. I know almost nothing about theatre, and this seems like it would be an esoteric trope or something. TIA.
posted by carping demon at 9:26 AM PST - 10 comments

lexapro, lexapr, lexap, lexa, lex, le, l

Advice on stopping Lexapro. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:12 AM PST - 23 comments

Poem Identification

Poem Identification: Villanelle with lines from a Supremes song [more inside]
posted by Ideal Impulse at 9:08 AM PST - 5 comments

Why is my normally well behaved dog suddenly aggressive toward preteen and teenage boys?

Why is my normally well behaved dog suddenly aggressive toward preteen and teenage boys? I have a 2 1/2 year old male german shepherd who is very well trained and usually extremely happy and well behaved. He is from a breeder that has 30 years of experience breeding working german shepherds and his easy going temperment is one of the things we love about him. Until a week ago I would not have hesitated to let any toddler or child pet him or interact with him. Suddenly he has exhibited an extreme dislike for preteen and teenage boys. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:41 AM PST - 24 comments

Is she watching everything I do?

Is there a way to find out if someone is spying on my computer? Or is it even possible for someone to do what I think their doing? Or is this just garden variety paranoia on my part? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:41 AM PST - 41 comments

Credit card surcharge legal on rent payment in Texas?

Can my landlord charge a convenience fee for paying rent with a credit card (in Texas)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:41 AM PST - 13 comments

Thanksgiving oak leaves in NO?

Have the New Orleans area oak trees already dropped their leaves by Thanksgiving usually? [more inside]
posted by bluesky78987 at 8:41 AM PST - 7 comments

I'm lacking motivation in college, in every aspect. Help me get back in the game.

I'm lacking motivation in college academically, and nearly everything else. [more inside]
posted by Evernix at 8:33 AM PST - 16 comments

Where do I get good ceiling fan recommendations?

Does anyone have any good ceiling fan recommendations? [more inside]
posted by cmm at 8:33 AM PST - 8 comments

Plugging iPod into PA system at gig

Looking to use my iPod at music gigs. [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie at 8:30 AM PST - 6 comments

Why would you hit the wheels of a train?

In Zinnemann's Day of the Jackal, a worker at a train station hits the wheels of a train before it leaves, producing a ping. Why would one do this with a train? [more inside]
posted by Fortran at 8:06 AM PST - 3 comments

faster! faster!

is it worth buying a new airport? [more inside]
posted by violetk at 7:56 AM PST - 13 comments

Monsterfuzz wants to rocks your world

I have a friend who would like to learn the mechanics of building effects pedals for guitars. [more inside]
posted by kittyloop at 7:47 AM PST - 9 comments

How should I spend a 2-hour daily commute?

I've started making a long commute (1 hour each way) and am looking for a good way to spend all of that time. What do you do to make your commute worthwhile? [more inside]
posted by Wanderboy at 7:46 AM PST - 17 comments

HRM management software suggestions: Do you have any?

What HRM Management software suggestions do you have? What sort of stuff should I keep in mind when choosing this kind of software? [more inside]
posted by mateuslee at 7:28 AM PST - 6 comments

Blood Pressure Tester

I've just lost function on my second home blood pressure tester. They last around six months. Are they really that fragile? Checked batteries it's not that.
posted by notned at 7:23 AM PST - 6 comments

Travelling to Seville (Spain) next Wednesday need some ideas on what to do.

Travelling to Seville (Spain) next Wednesday need some ideas on what to do. [more inside]
posted by complience at 7:14 AM PST - 5 comments

Dating a photo of Amundsen

I'm wondering if anyone can find information about when this photo of Roald Amundsen, the famous antarctic explorer was taken. It is the frontispiece to his book, The South Pole
posted by outlandishmarxist at 7:12 AM PST - 5 comments

Who made this plate?

Anyone have any idea who made this plate? I recently found a beautiful plate at a charity shop, but half of the maker's mark has worn off. It is cream with 3 hand painted orange-red poppies and a green edge, and I think it may be from the 1930s. I don't think it's particularly valuable, but I'd like to see if I can find anything to match it. There are a few pictures on my Flickr page. I've tried Googling, but haven't found anything yet.
posted by bibliophibianj at 7:06 AM PST - 8 comments

What kind of wedding band do you wear?

I am a man and I'm getting married! I need a lot of help picking out a wedding band. I know my size and am looking for a non-traditional ring. Specifically I am looking at tungsten and titanium rings or rings with some kind of pattern. [more inside]
posted by 2bucksplus at 7:02 AM PST - 33 comments

God is what?

Does the Bible ever state categorically that God is (a) omnipotent and (b) omnibenevolent? [more inside]
posted by dontjumplarry at 6:47 AM PST - 21 comments

Can you help me find a particularly unflattering photo of John Howard?

I recently saw a very unflattering photo of Julia Gillard and it reminded me of a similar photo of John Howard that featured prominently in my local newspaper, "The Queensland Times" for a long while until people began to write to the editor about it. Can you help me find that John Howard photo?
posted by h00py at 6:28 AM PST - 4 comments

Gamecock Football Advice.

Columbia, South Carolina first-timer advice. I'm heading there in October for a Gamecock's football game, part of a continuing yearly visit to different SEC football venues, and would appreciate recommendations for convenient/quality/reasonable lodging, campus area bars and restaurants, music venues and other stuff that must be seen and done.
posted by mbx at 6:21 AM PST - 9 comments

Is it safe to eat?: A Metafilter Standard

I defrosted farmer's market catfish in the refrigerator 48 hours ago. It's still sitting in the fridge now. You know what's coming, don't you? Is it safe to eat?
posted by josher71 at 6:14 AM PST - 13 comments

I'm a mugger, now give me candy.

I need to dress up for Halloween, apparently. [more inside]
posted by turgid dahlia at 6:14 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me collect some extra post-nominals for cheap!

Help me collect some extra post-nominals for cheap! [more inside]
posted by ranglin at 6:11 AM PST - 2 comments

Old Tattoos

Where can I find photos (or descriptions) of old tattoos? [more inside]
posted by hapticactionnetwork at 6:05 AM PST - 7 comments

Why did my iPhone travel back in time?

Why did my iPhone 3GS freak out this morning and resurrect aps from the dead that I deleted months ago? [more inside]
posted by DWRoelands at 6:00 AM PST - 6 comments

The Economist

I was reading the economist the other day and I came across something that had been bugging me for a while. [more inside]
posted by freddymetz at 5:01 AM PST - 10 comments

Too much service

WhatsTheWord filter: a service offering more than you want causes you not to want the service at all? [more inside]
posted by devnull at 4:44 AM PST - 10 comments

I'd like to be teaching high school math in New England by next fall. Is that doable?

What steps will I need to take to be teaching by next fall? [more inside]
posted by Glendale at 2:44 AM PST - 12 comments

Total Eclipse of the Bulb

What are those A19 light bulbs with the silver in the center called? [more inside]
posted by stewiethegreat at 12:19 AM PST - 2 comments

September 8

Relationships: I'm not good at figuring these things out...

Should I pursue something long-distance or just forget about it? Also, questions regarding how to handle relationships when you move frequently [more inside]
posted by photo guy at 11:35 PM PST - 11 comments

Tonsillitis that isn't strep

Two days ago I was diagnosed with Tonsillitis that isn't strep, but caused by another bug. My doctor prescribed 3 doses of azithromycin. I've taken 2, but am not feeling better. Now my girlfriend get feeling off too. Have you ever had an tonsil infection that wasn't caused by strep? What was it? Thanks!
posted by mrunderhill at 11:32 PM PST - 13 comments

Yellow, black, and recTAGular.

OS X-based ID3 tagging programs that have comprehensive expression string options? [more inside]
posted by mykescipark at 11:16 PM PST - 6 comments

Whether and how to make the leap into single parenthood at 37 weeks pregant?

I'm pretty sure it's better to be a single, lonely, terrified parent than an attached, angry, bitter parent - but need confirmation from a neutral third party. [more inside]
posted by pennywhistle at 11:11 PM PST - 87 comments

How is Bokeh Formed?

Can anyone explain these odd bokeh effects I saw in the film "Adventures In Babysitting?" [more inside]
posted by chairface at 10:47 PM PST - 6 comments

Re-align my dishwasher!

My son sat on the dishwasher door. It is askew. Can I fix this? [more inside]
posted by escabeche at 9:56 PM PST - 11 comments

Looking for Rhapsody in Blue...

My sister needs a specific recording of Rhapsody in Blue really fast, and it should be on iTunes but we can't find it... [more inside]
posted by dubadubowbow at 9:38 PM PST - 6 comments

Skype + Router?

Is there anyway to use an existing phone with Skype and a wireless router without a PC? [more inside]
posted by fleeba at 9:36 PM PST - 10 comments

French cooking means more than just butter, right?

Want to learn more about food, specifically regional cuisines. The big question here is: what counts as what? What is "French cuisine" or "Italian cuisine" or even "Californian cuisine"? What are the characteristics of different cuisines that make them distinct from others? [more inside]
posted by carnivoregiraffe at 8:33 PM PST - 19 comments

Why is it all so hard?

Should all responsibilities feel like a heavy weight, on a day to day basis? In class and at work I am constantly checking the clock, waiting for when it will be finally over. When I get back to my room, I want to lay in bed for the rest of the day. What's with that? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:28 PM PST - 21 comments

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

My permanent suture is palpable. I am freaking out. [more inside]
posted by 200burritos at 8:17 PM PST - 9 comments

I'm H"app"y for you?

So my boyfriend posted his first app to the Android Marketplace. I want to get him a cookie cake thing to celebrate it. But I need a witty and Androidy related phrase to have written on it. I'm not witty. The best(i use that word in the lightest sense) I've come up with is "Condroidulations!" That is stupid. Please help! Portmantos(obviously) welcome!
posted by Epsilon-minus semi moron at 8:10 PM PST - 32 comments

I would also ask about the hand/arm movements but I rather like being an abject failure

I need flamenco boots. What's the best way to go about getting them on a college lad's budget? [more inside]
posted by Rory Marinich at 8:02 PM PST - 7 comments

Looks like we made it!

Tomorrow the kids are going back to school. What song links can I click on after the magic bus rolls down my street and takes them away, to aptly celebrate my enduring the longest summer ever?
posted by maloon at 7:59 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me not be jobless in 4 months

Graduating in December and applying for jobs now so that I'm not SOL in 3-4 months. Getting really great feedback on my resume and have had multiple phone interviews with various companies that sound really positive and interested in me. Now what? [more inside]
posted by ttyn at 7:47 PM PST - 3 comments

instrumental covers on youtube that add something to the original

Suggest some technically competent YouTube artists who cover well-known songs on different instruments or re-arranged for a different genre. I love when someone takes a song I thought I knew, and shows me a whole different way to perform it. Vocals are okay as long as they're not shrill or cookie-monster growls, but instrumental is preferred, especially if it involves strings and/or double pedal bass. [more inside]
posted by d. z. wang at 7:41 PM PST - 13 comments

Anyone know of an online program that will let me rotate an image by degrees?

I have a photo that I want to rotate a couple of degrees, but all I have on my computer is Paint which will only do it 90 or 180 degrees. I don't want to download a program because this is my work computer, but I don't want to wait till I get home, as I don't have internet access at the moment. Is there something online similar to Photobucket that will let me upload a photo and then edit it, and that is able to custom rotate images? I've tried googling but can't find anything. Any help greatly appreciated!
posted by Piroska at 7:27 PM PST - 10 comments

Why am I the only one keeping in touch?

How do I deal with a close friend who doesn't put in effort anymore in terms of keeping in touch? [more inside]
posted by bearette at 7:04 PM PST - 39 comments

0 ST:0 IF:0 in virtualdub?

After compressing a video with virtual dub, in the top left hand corner it displays information about the video like what frame its on. How do I get rid of it?? [more inside]
posted by NotSoSiniSter at 7:03 PM PST - 12 comments

What's the best little steakhouse in Tacoma?

What are the best steakhouses (both Japanese and American) in the Tacoma, WA area? I'm new here and am looking to take my lady-friend out to a nice dinner. Price is not much of a concern (keep it under $75 per plate, please), and we don't mind driving for an hour or so to get great food.
posted by simoncion at 6:31 PM PST - 6 comments

Looking for SMAP

Looking for a site that has lots of videos of old SMAP performances. [more inside]
posted by vincele at 6:15 PM PST - 3 comments

Clustering Discrete Data

Help me figure out how to do cluster analysis on discrete data. [more inside]
posted by fremen at 5:54 PM PST - 10 comments

What cool things can you do with fruit?

Weird or interesting things you can do with fruit? I'm looking for a list of fun/scientific/cool/interesting things you can do with fruit, any fruit... [more inside]
posted by Jubey at 5:53 PM PST - 28 comments

Can I get a swanky Vegas gambling experience - but with low limits?

I'm currently staying in Las Vegas and it seems silly not to have a go at playing some roulette and maybe some blackjack. The GF would like to try playing some slots. Where can we go on the mid-strip which is suitably classy but at the same time has low limits? [more inside]
posted by mr_silver at 5:39 PM PST - 14 comments

Did the transatlantic union merger mean anything?

Two years ago the American United Steelworkers and the British UNITE merged to form what was then referred to as a transcontinental "super union". I can find all sorts of articles before and just after this occurrence, but very little follow up. This isn't particularly surprising: Labor news in the U.S. barely gets any coverage. But does anyone know how the merger turned out? [more inside]
posted by LeonBernstein at 5:14 PM PST - 1 comment

English words and terms that have changed meaning?

What are some English words and terms that have changed meaning significantly in the last century or so? [more inside]
posted by Dandeson Coates, Sec'y at 5:02 PM PST - 69 comments

What to do about a partially acknowledged wedding gift?

YetAnotherWeddingGiftQuestion: A month ago my husband and I attended a friend's wedding. We took our gifts to the reception (a cookbook and a set of pots and pans, wrapped in the same distinctive wrapping paper). Today we received a thank-you note - for the cookbook. Do I ask the bride and groom about the cookware? My motivation isn't "we got you this nice gift, and we want you to acknowledge it." When we got married, we received one set of china that we couldn't ever attribute to anyone, and it bugs me to this day that we couldn't properly thank the gift-giver. So, do I ask? Or just let it go? These folks are friends, but not close ones.
posted by killy willy at 4:56 PM PST - 20 comments

Last night without braces...

Getting braces tomorrow morning. What food/foods should I eat tonight... in terms of things I won't be able to eat for the next couple years? What did you miss eating when you had braces?
posted by RogueHolly at 4:28 PM PST - 41 comments

In search of a non-sucky conference phone

Looking for a conference phone with individual mute/mic/headphone for 10+ participants [more inside]
posted by FloryTric at 3:41 PM PST - 0 comments

I Guess It's a Bacteria Factory Now

I washed a coffee-maker's insulated carafe in the dishwasher. Is it a total loss? [more inside]
posted by not that girl at 3:20 PM PST - 6 comments

Is missing a few days here and there for topical acne treatment a bad idea?

Is starting and stopping topical acne treatments a bad idea? I apply my Rx topical treatment more often than not, but it's sometimes inconvenient or I forget about it. Will I become resistant to the topical treatment in the same way that I would become resistant to an antibiotic if I use it on a start and stop basis?
posted by tomtheblackbear at 3:12 PM PST - 6 comments

LCD on a 35mm Film Camera?

Is there a 35mm film camera that also has an LCD? My mother likes the idea of looking at an LCD instead of using the view finder, but doesn't want to depart from the world of 35mm film! She just needs a point-and-shoot, nothing fancy (under ~$150). Does such a hybrid camera exist?
posted by thankyoumuchly at 2:53 PM PST - 22 comments

H2O2 + baking soday yields?

Hydrogen peroxide + baking soda = ???? [more inside]
posted by Kevin S at 2:52 PM PST - 22 comments

UK/EU version of the NCAA?

Does the UK or other EU countries have any kind of college athletic governing body a la the NCAA? What about collegiate athletics in general?
posted by xmutex at 2:46 PM PST - 3 comments

It's been 7 years and I need a shower.

Please help me find this elusive bath set. [more inside]
posted by cobain_angel at 2:35 PM PST - 7 comments

Is there no hope for a second kitty?

Is there any way to gauge whether my cat would accept a new feline addition? [more inside]
posted by gwenlister at 2:33 PM PST - 20 comments

A-Z list of Toronto roads?

Where can I find an alphabetical list of all named roadways in the City of Toronto?
posted by setanor at 2:22 PM PST - 9 comments

Diagrams - best of...

Tell me about the most comprehensive diagram resources ever? [more inside]
posted by b33j at 2:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Verbal reminders to improve posture

What phrases can I repeat to myself to help me improve my posture? [more inside]
posted by franc.o.bolos at 2:20 PM PST - 17 comments

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

How should I celebrate my 50th birthday all by myself? Constraints inside. [more inside]
posted by Quietgal at 2:06 PM PST - 18 comments

Recommend a good bedbug exterminator in London

Bedbugs in London! Can anyone recommend a decent exterminator? After doing some research I found out that the service my council provides is for 1 treatment only. Most people recommend 2 treatments. This has left my doubting the service provided by the council How do I separate the cowboys from the pro's?
posted by errspy at 2:05 PM PST - 1 comment

My hypothetical kittens already have the sniffles.

The Mr and I are seriously considering getting a pair of kittens. We've worked out most of the logistics that this would entail to have the happiest and healthiest cats possible, but he did raise one question that hadn't been a concern with my last cat. His daughter lives in a house with 3 cats. At least one of these cats is indoor/outdoor, our cats would be strictly indoor. When his daughter comes to our house on the weekends, are we putting our cats at any risk of disease?
posted by Zophi at 1:55 PM PST - 12 comments

Pay taxes on contracting for an overseas company?

Stupid tax question: I live in the U.S. If I'm paid on a contract basis for consultant work by an overseas corporation, do I have to pay income tax on that money? In this equation, am I just a regular-joe 1099 contractor? [more inside]
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 1:52 PM PST - 8 comments

How to export data from a SQL database into a CSV file and add some new data?

How can I export data from a SQL database into a CSV file and add a new column at the same time? [more inside]
posted by jfricke at 1:47 PM PST - 8 comments

Laptop please

One dead laptop, means time to go shopping. Help me askmetafilter.....again. [more inside]
posted by WickedPissah at 1:39 PM PST - 10 comments

That's right, limning and lapidary...

What are your favorite epic, challenging, literary novels that weren't written by white males? Particularly interested in long books (400+ pages) or books with multiple voices/protagonists, but I'm open to all suggestions. [more inside]
posted by acidic at 1:29 PM PST - 56 comments

Being an admin at a non-profit - what's it like?

I'm an executive assistant and office manager considering a move to the non-profit sector. What can you tell me about the hours, atmosphere, and work style of non-profit offices? [more inside]
posted by minervous at 12:55 PM PST - 17 comments

Last Minute Thoughtfulness

Amazon Prime (or locally delivered in Redmond) Housewarming gift? [more inside]
posted by quirks at 12:25 PM PST - 21 comments

Should I Call Child Protective Services?

I have a reasonable suspicion that a friend is abusing her two-year-old son. This same friend is also pregnant with her second child. I have been observing her behavior for several months now and I am as sure as I can be without direct proof that she is harming both of her children. I know that calling Child Protective Services is a HUGE deal, but I am generally very concerned about the health and safety of these kids. Please help me make the most difficult decision of my life thus far. Should I call Child Protective Services? Yes, I am a parent myself and so yes, I know that if I am wrong, that it would be life shattering. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:16 PM PST - 83 comments

Save my tomatoes!

It's getting cooler here in Heretical-land, and my tomatoes haven't ripened yet. Halp. [more inside]
posted by Heretical at 12:16 PM PST - 17 comments

Save my ear piercing from attracting Edward Cullen.

Are my ear piercings doomed? Must I permanently switch to clips? What are my options here? [more inside]
posted by emkelley at 12:15 PM PST - 11 comments

How to make a wedding that's less Vera Wang, more Beacon's Closet

Can we have any semblance of a wedding in the NYC area when we're not rich? Do you know any dirt-cheap event spaces in Brooklyn or Queens that we can use to accommodate 75 people? Catering and decorating tips for the impoverished? We've got 13 months to plan, lots of motivation, but the piggy bank is low. [more inside]
posted by zoomorphic at 12:10 PM PST - 37 comments

Does this weird kids' sci-fi series/movie really exist?

Does this slightly bizarre sci-fi series/movie about a guy who becomes weightless and flies around using compressed air cans really exist or am I making it up? [more inside]
posted by KMH at 12:01 PM PST - 9 comments

All i have to do is dream...?

Why do i keep dreaming about my ex even though i'm married? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:57 AM PST - 21 comments

How to write an autobiography without self-sabotaging my project?

How can I succeed in writing a truthful and complete autobiography without self-sabotaging the project before it's done? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:57 AM PST - 5 comments

Pomegranate

Where can I find "seedless" pomegranates in Boston? [more inside]
posted by Behemoth at 11:46 AM PST - 4 comments

How can I use multiple browsers more efficiently?

Any tools/tricks/plugins for surfing the internet with more than one browser at a time? I use Firefox, Opera, and Chrome all at the same time and want some way to get links and data from one to the other without continually copying and pasting. [more inside]
posted by meowzilla at 11:27 AM PST - 7 comments

He wasn't trying to hurt me, but is this a clue of inconsiderate attitudes?

Seeing a guy who's a little socially awkward. He hasn't initiated any physical affection, and tonight he revealed that he said something disparaging about me to a mutual friend. How to proceed? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:53 AM PST - 40 comments

Send me away.

I'd love to work abroad somewhere and I'm in a position in my life where I am free to do so - now how do I get started? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:52 AM PST - 7 comments

I'd ask George, but he doesn't speak English

Can you translate the Chinese(?) characters on this picture for me? [more inside]
posted by dyobmit at 10:13 AM PST - 7 comments

What's your Camping Bible?

What do you recommend for United States remote camping guides? [more inside]
posted by herbplarfegan at 10:12 AM PST - 7 comments

Identify this font from the movie Runaways

I previously asked where to find the shirt that DF was wearing in The Runaways but that didn't quite work so I'm looking for some sharp eyes to help me identify the font that make up the bridge shaped words San Francisco on her shirt so I can try to make the logo myself. [more inside]
posted by royalchinook at 10:10 AM PST - 7 comments

One night in bangkok...then what?

Where to visit with an extra week (or just short of) in Southeast Asia? [more inside]
posted by gyroscope at 10:00 AM PST - 12 comments

Could my new drugs be keeping me awake?

Have woken up 'wired' and 'racy'. Lowered my medication today and wondering if that is the cause. [more inside]
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 9:59 AM PST - 6 comments

the least wonderful time of the year

How to manage anxiety about family visits? [more inside]
posted by spinto at 9:53 AM PST - 17 comments

Landlord won't break lease and rejects all possible subletters. What to do?

Landlord won't break lease and rejects all possible subletters. I can't afford to pay two rents forever. What to do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:48 AM PST - 30 comments

Punishing elementary child for things outside of their control.

How do I convince school administration a rule is bad? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:47 AM PST - 43 comments

Ocean-going wedding gifting!

A good friend of mine is getting married. Yay! He's also moving to St. Kitts from New Mexico, and will be living near the water for the first time in his life. Double-yay! I'd like to get him and his wife a wedding gift that will be useful for his new island life, but I've only ever visited the coast. What's the perfect couples water... thing... that will get them introduced to the joys of the ocean in an entertaining and exciting way? I'd buy them a pair of jetskis but my budget is probably only about $100 or so...
posted by TheNewWazoo at 9:37 AM PST - 15 comments

Membership Has It's Privileges

What Private Clubs are worth it? As a recently minted member of The Magic Castle I'm wondering what other Private Clubs are worth the membership fees and any of the hassle of becoming a member. [more inside]
posted by FlamingBore at 9:35 AM PST - 5 comments

What are some cool snacks the kids and I can make at preschool?

What are some good snacks for preschoolers that we can make together at preschool? Involving gadgets is a plus. [more inside]
posted by The corpse in the library at 9:24 AM PST - 15 comments

Vegas, again.

Vegas, again. Please help me with some ideas for a rapidly approaching Vegas trip. [more inside]
posted by utsutsu at 9:14 AM PST - 17 comments

How can I tell if my baby is still okay in there?

How can I tell if my baby is still okay in there? [more inside]
posted by Omnomnom at 8:56 AM PST - 21 comments

How do I start over?

How do I overcome this crushing sense of regret at my "lost 20s" and how do I build a life from scratch? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:47 AM PST - 25 comments

What's your experience in getting an online community to grow?

I'm in the process of developing an online community (for a fairly specific industry/group of people) and was hoping to hear from others about their experiences during the early months/first year of getting an online community to grow. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:47 AM PST - 3 comments

FMLA mployee leave questions

How do we handle a pregnant employee in terms of the Family Medical Leave Act? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:47 AM PST - 12 comments

Help name a book about remodeling

BookNameFilter: A friend is writing a book that showcases (with pictures mostly) various homeowner's DIY remodeling projects. The book is progressing, but she's stuck on a title. I thought the hive mind might provide some naming inspiration. [more inside]
posted by (bb|[^b]{2}) at 8:45 AM PST - 13 comments

Is it time yet?

I am late for everything - dentist appointments, work, lunch. Not by much - about 10, 20 minutes at the most. I want to be on time, or even early! What are your tips and tricks for being punctual?
posted by lucyleaf at 8:21 AM PST - 55 comments

How does this rice cooker work?

How does this rice cooker work? [more inside]
posted by sleevener at 8:15 AM PST - 14 comments

At this price, I could just buy admission to festivals and load up on stickers there...

Looking for the cheapest/easiest way to acquire rather a lot of punk rock stickers. [more inside]
posted by 256 at 8:12 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me be strong

What's the best way for a girl to build upper body strength with weights (and not hurt herself)? [more inside]
posted by bluelight at 8:08 AM PST - 29 comments

Help me help her.

Need books about love for sensitive 5 year old. [more inside]
posted by kirst27 at 7:46 AM PST - 18 comments

It's delicious, but what is it?

Help me approximate an amazing ricotta-featuring cheese sauce! [more inside]
posted by heyforfour at 7:39 AM PST - 8 comments

Suicidal singularities?

Can a black hole unblackholeify itself when it 'sucks in' less dense matter? [more inside]
posted by vckeating at 7:27 AM PST - 22 comments

What's the best seafood restaurant in downtown Baltimore?

What's the best seafood restaurant in downtown Baltimore? [more inside]
posted by Faint of Butt at 7:09 AM PST - 19 comments

When do you buy files from a music subscription service?

If you use a subscription download music service, what is your primary motivation for also *buying* files from that service? [more inside]
posted by teradome at 6:48 AM PST - 5 comments

It's a puzzling question....

What's the best under-$20 puzzle mat on the market? [more inside]
posted by orange swan at 6:39 AM PST - 5 comments

My everyday cords, but in skirt form.

Help me brainstorm casual, neutral skirts that I can wear with a wide variety of colored T-style tops. Difficulty: slim-hipped, so skirt must be a full or flared cut. [more inside]
posted by Bardolph at 6:26 AM PST - 5 comments

Everyone's a Critic

How do I learn to handle criticism better? [more inside]
posted by orville sash at 5:43 AM PST - 16 comments

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning....

Recycling Hard Drives: if I physically damage old hard drives to make them unreadable, can they still be effectively recycled if I bring them to my local e-waste center? [more inside]
posted by longdaysjourney at 5:26 AM PST - 7 comments

Couchsurfing etiquette

Calling all CouchSurfers! As a, sort of, follow up to this question. I have a question about Couchsurfing etiquette/expectations from people who have already hosted/surfed. [more inside]
posted by prufrock at 5:21 AM PST - 6 comments

Artwork, bound with words (and perfect binding)

Not quite book-filter: I'm looking for graphic novels (or comics wrapped up as TPBs) with astounding artwork. I've long since given up following comics as they come out, so I'm interested in any artists doing great things with the medium. [more inside]
posted by Smoosh Faced Lion at 4:36 AM PST - 33 comments

And baby makes 3... bedrooms

We need the space but I'm on the job market. How stupid would it be to buy a house if we aren't sure if we will live in it for more than a year? [more inside]
posted by SandiBeech at 4:14 AM PST - 29 comments

First time at the opera

First time at the opera: How can I get the most out of my first trip to the opera? On the weekend, I'm seeing Marriage of Figaro in English. Will it help to read up on the plot, beforehand? What can I do to make the experience as enjoyable as possible? What aspects should I keep an eye/ear out for? I have no experience with opera in my adult life.
posted by surenoproblem at 3:35 AM PST - 19 comments

making footnotes

How do I make slick roll-over footnotes like the ones in this Slate article. Can I use html? Could I do it in a MetaFilter comment?
posted by fucker at 3:10 AM PST - 11 comments

Problems starting a career.

Graduated from university but still unemployed at 24. Only part-time job experiences. Will there be a problem for my career direction? [more inside]
posted by sanskrtam at 2:40 AM PST - 13 comments

How do I get over my fear of sleeping alone?

How can I get over my fear of sleeping alone? [more inside]
posted by heartofglass at 2:14 AM PST - 22 comments

How to make better presentations?

What are the best online ressources on visualizing data, processes and strategies for great presentations? [more inside]
posted by starzero at 1:58 AM PST - 10 comments

New to teaching: How do I teach a broad subject to non-majors?

Teaching a beginners course for a beginning instructor? Help me come up with a few ideas/guidelines for a intro tutorial for non-political science grad students. [more inside]
posted by wallawallasweet at 1:52 AM PST - 1 comment

Your 4-5 Desert Island Skate Videos?

What are the 4 - 5 most relevant skateboarding videos ever made, and why? I've never owned a skate video, but I'd like to buy a few that represent a good breadth of the most excellent or influential ones. [more inside]
posted by churl at 12:26 AM PST - 10 comments

September 7

Midwestern Dreams

Des Moines or Fargo [more inside]
posted by PinkMoose at 10:53 PM PST - 29 comments

Steam powered

Buying games on steam from other countries. Is it essential to have a credit card from the country you currently reside in? [more inside]
posted by theyexpectresults at 10:20 PM PST - 6 comments

How can I get a 3d autocad model from building plans

I've commissioned someone to create a rendered "artist's impression" of a planned housing development, but he priced it under the assumption that the architect would release Autocad files of the project. It turns out that the architect will only supply PDFs of the building plans. How can I find someone to turn these plans into something my artist can use, and how much should I expect to pay? All I need is the outside of the building, including the grounds and property fence.
posted by Joe in Australia at 10:20 PM PST - 16 comments

Making math fun!

Calling all math lovers! Great mathematics toys/gifts for adults? [more inside]
posted by gilsonal at 10:08 PM PST - 24 comments

How can I generate an "average image" from 200 photographs?

How can I generate an "average image" from 200 photographs? [more inside]
posted by so_necessary at 10:05 PM PST - 17 comments

Unfortunately money doesn't grow on trees otherwise I'd plant a farm.

How do I find a job in LA before the end of September? [more inside]
posted by 12%juicepulp at 9:53 PM PST - 14 comments

Should I stop taking Flonase when I have a cold?

Should I stop taking Flonase when I have a cold? [more inside]
posted by Juffo-Wup at 9:49 PM PST - 8 comments

Refresh me on how baldness works.

How about that "if your mom's brother is bald, you're screwed" thing? Any truth? [more inside]
posted by earlofrochester at 9:16 PM PST - 32 comments

Guy clothes online

Best way to buy guy clothes online (outside of USA)? + cool clothes in general [more inside]
posted by schmichael at 9:11 PM PST - 1 comment

undergrads make me scream

Help me get away from the undergrads [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:05 PM PST - 33 comments

Section 508 requirements for screencasts?

Section 508 requirements for training videos intended for use within a small office within the federal government (United States)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:05 PM PST - 3 comments

License for California used gun transfer?

California filter: Do I need a license if someone just wants to gift me a gun? [more inside]
posted by KimikoPi at 8:50 PM PST - 10 comments

Broken emulsion? Brokenhearted.

Help! My mayonnaise broke! [more inside]
posted by Ghidorah at 8:38 PM PST - 7 comments

Dating someone you work with/working with someone you're dating

How do I try and pursue a relationship both creatively and romantically? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:10 PM PST - 3 comments

Seeking a good colored hair-rinse product to temporarily turn my blonde hair dark brown?

I have very long, naturally platinum blond hair. Sometimes I use a color rinse to turn it brown. I've never been able to temporarily color it dark brown. Does anyone know of any good products that can do this? [more inside]
posted by servix at 7:28 PM PST - 1 comment

Should I get divorced?

RelationshipFilter: Kind of at my wits end here, so turning to the collective for some perspective. My wife and I have been together for 10 years, living together for eight and married for six. Now I'm considering a divorce... much more inside. [more inside]
posted by skaffen42 at 6:52 PM PST - 51 comments

How can I become more intelligent?

How can I become more intelligent? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:34 PM PST - 44 comments

Have I lost my livelihood?

Will a recent misdemeanor arrest show up on a background check? If I want to do a background check on myself, which is the most reliable company to use? (I'm willing to pay.) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:34 PM PST - 13 comments

Online Wooden Puzzle Manufacturer

What is the best online store for uploading photos to have made into wooden puzzles? [more inside]
posted by Hesychia at 6:26 PM PST - 3 comments

English teaching pre-made curriculum

Curriculum recommendations for teaching English (ESL kids, ages 3-5, 6-7, and 10-11) [more inside]
posted by sdis at 6:22 PM PST - 4 comments

Things to do this weekend in the Bay Area?

I'll be giving a Tech Talk at Google in Mountain View, CA this Thursday. What should I do/see? I love surplus, weird food, and People From The Internet. [more inside]
posted by fake at 5:53 PM PST - 42 comments

Need good recommendation for an external monitor

Can I get a good computer monitor recommendation? [more inside]
posted by Alaska Jack at 5:29 PM PST - 9 comments

I want to slam my iPhone into a wall

Resources for speeding up iPhone 3g and replacing the battery, or should I find another smartphone? [more inside]
posted by mbird at 5:13 PM PST - 13 comments

Upload iPhone Photos while Multitasking?

iPhone App: I want to upload EVERY photo I take, to Flickr, immediately after being taken. This means that I want the app to upload in the background, REGARDLESS of what I'm doing. I may hit the home button and go on to another app, or I may just throw the phone in my pocket. I want the new spiffy multitasking to work as promised and upload my photos. I want to use this as my main camera app. I use a 3GS, so multitasking does work fine. [more inside]
posted by Merlin144 at 5:07 PM PST - 15 comments

"Latex Pictures"

Help! I need (in a hurry) to put my matlab images into a latex document. I'm exporting them as eps files, but when I put them in the latex file, all the text (legends and axis labels) have vanished. I can't find a solution on google. I can't use jpg instead because it looks crap. Why is the text in my eps file not showing up??
posted by moorooka at 5:06 PM PST - 8 comments

Co-representatives in probate: good or bad?

Probate question: co-representatives or not? [more inside]
posted by Gusaroo at 5:05 PM PST - 7 comments

Tell me everything there is to know about waves.

I'm interested in learning everything there is to know about waves. Sound waves, ocean waves, light waves, electromagnetic waves, waves in math, in economics, brain waves, etc, etc.... [more inside]
posted by empath at 5:03 PM PST - 15 comments

Two Great Costumes That Costume Great Together

It's my friend's lot to be born on a date that forces her birthday parties to really be Halloween parties. [more inside]
posted by ifandonlyif at 4:53 PM PST - 31 comments

Kids of the wood

Please help me compile a list of any thriller films that involve a group of unchaperoned kids/teens in the wilderness-- specifically stories where the kids are being pursued by bad guys in the woods. [more inside]
posted by np312 at 4:46 PM PST - 20 comments

mmmm ice cream

I've a brand spanking new ice cream attachment for my Kitchaid sitting in my freezer getting ready... [more inside]
posted by edgeways at 4:27 PM PST - 38 comments

LDR to shacking up

Soon-to-be-formerly-LDR: What should I know? [more inside]
posted by Gordafarin at 4:11 PM PST - 16 comments

Will I ever see be able to see this documentary again?

How can I watch a documentary that aired a few years ago on a BBC channel if it is not available on the BBC's great iplayer site or elsewhere. It's not available on the kind of sites 'one' would download movies/tv shows for free either, as no-one is.... [more inside]
posted by redskythinking at 3:58 PM PST - 9 comments

Assistance kindly requested in a search for perfect muckboots

Shoes filter: I'm desperately seeking a specific pair of discontinued Bogs mid-calf rain boots but coming up empty. [more inside]
posted by cuddles.mcsnuggy at 3:16 PM PST - 2 comments

Conference Writing for Dummies - there's a hidden market here.

Conference writing for dummies? (Or non-academics?) [more inside]
posted by divabat at 3:12 PM PST - 8 comments

How to track down snail mail phishers?

Has anyone received a phishing letter (snail mail) from Card Center, 5050 Kingsley Drive, Cincinnati OH 45263? [more inside]
posted by brianogilvie at 3:09 PM PST - 7 comments

Mac application to do Critical Discourse Analysis?

Does anyone have any recommendations for a Mac application that I can use to do Critical Discourse Analysis? I thought I would be able to use Sente for this, but I am realizing that it would be too cumbersome because I cannot easily and quickly change the highlighting color. I would consider Atlas ti, but I am worried that the theory behind it might not be fully compatible with what I am trying to do. (I am using the Critical Discourse Analysis of Norman Fairclough). [more inside]
posted by Original 1928 Flavor at 3:01 PM PST - 2 comments

How do I stop sucking at TFC and Counter-Strike?

How do I stop sucking at TFC and Counter-Strike? [more inside]
posted by Unhyper at 3:01 PM PST - 23 comments

for the love of all that is good and holy just tell me already

Help me, I am an academic chair. How do I not get annoyed and frustrated at work? [more inside]
posted by wandering_not_lost at 2:36 PM PST - 8 comments

One night stand aftermath?

What do *You* do/what are your thoughts after having an "amazing" one night stand with someone you met through an online dating site? I put that adjective in quotes because maybe I'm the only one who thought so... [more inside]
posted by patientpatient at 2:34 PM PST - 24 comments

Mystery photograph

Does anyone know anything about this photograph? I came across it on a stranger's Tumblr site and it's completely unattributed, and no amount of Googling has turned up even a clue as to where it's from. Looks like it's out of a book (page number in the bottom right), but beyond that, I got nothin'. I'm totally intrigued by it. (Note: I've already emailed the blog owner via their Tumblr site, so please don't email them again; I don't want to harass them...) Thanks!
posted by Malisams at 2:24 PM PST - 23 comments

I bet you a million bucks you can't go the rest of my life without contacting me again.

How can I find out which entity sold (at least) my name and address to the sleazebags at Betus.com when the latter company is unresponsive and apparently staffed by the proverbial 100 monkeys with typewriters? [more inside]
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 2:13 PM PST - 10 comments

Where can I buy yarn in China?

Where to buy yarn in Shanghai and Beijing? I'm a new knitter, but would love to take advantage of what I heard are great prices for yarn in China. I'm looking for store suggestions, or advice about specific types of yarn that would be a good buy. [more inside]
posted by odayoday at 2:05 PM PST - 7 comments

Need Immigration Lawyer to help cut growing red tape.

Immigration Lawyer required for Calgary - any suggestions? [more inside]
posted by burhan at 2:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Help Me Do CT By Bike

I live in NYC (Brooklyn) and want to go on long (75-100 mile) scenic bike rides in pretty southern-ish Connecticut that I can get to from NYC. I don't have the slightest clue about where it might be nice to ride, and I can't seem to find any good long-distance routes online that involve a reasonable train ride or find any bike clubs that run rides in the Greenwich/Westport area. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 1:57 PM PST - 10 comments

To save money or sanity at the airport?

Leaving the car in airport parking for a week, is it worth it (security-wise and hassle-free-wise) to park in long-term rather than the economy lot? [more inside]
posted by ms.jones at 1:50 PM PST - 5 comments

I suck at friend-making.

Finding friends at college? [more inside]
posted by reductiondesign at 1:46 PM PST - 15 comments

The Fixodent to Her Wooden Teeth

Why am I always drawn towards people I can "fix," and how do I stop? [more inside]
posted by Mach3avelli at 1:40 PM PST - 21 comments

Tall and skinny: I've never been able to build upper-body/arm muscle -- how do I bulk up?

I'm tall and skinny and have never been able to build upper-body/arm muscle -- how do I bulk up? [more inside]
posted by TallRail at 1:34 PM PST - 23 comments

Riddle Me This

What do you call this kind of riddle? More importantly, can you tell me a few more of them? [more inside]
posted by Zaximus at 1:34 PM PST - 37 comments

Blalock's Clones

Blalock's Indie Playlist is a pretty good way for me to find new music. However, it's rather indie-centric and my tastes in music are more diverse than that. Are there any other playlists on the internet that do the same kind of thing except with different genres? [more inside]
posted by fizzzzzzzzzzzy at 1:22 PM PST - 11 comments

We're heading to Houston for a wedding, where should we eat lunch on the (Thurs)day we get there?

We're heading to Houston for a wedding, where should we eat lunch on the (Thurs)day we get there? [more inside]
posted by Arbitrage1 at 1:11 PM PST - 9 comments

I no has tin heart?

How to tell if I might be a decent therapist? I already have a degree which could lead to a therapy license. Everyone seems to think I could be except me. Sorry for the story inside... [more inside]
posted by ShadePlant at 1:09 PM PST - 17 comments

What can I do about icy extremities?

Is there anything I can do to improve circulation to frigid hands and feet? [more inside]
posted by Mrs.Spiffy at 12:50 PM PST - 26 comments

Very good-looking husband: The "I did it for the money" t-shirt has to go.

[LookingRespectableFilter]: Style basics for dummies. Help us get a clue! [more inside]
posted by Tarumba at 12:48 PM PST - 11 comments

Need a good way to take notes in college

I really need a good note taking app for my iPad. I'm studying in the Computer Science major. I take Discrete Math, Software Design, Economics 101, and Precalculus. I'm currently using Noterize, but I don't like its lack of organization of notes. It doesn't really feel like a fully baked app. I would really prefer something that lets me type, scribble with my Pogo Sketch stylus, and also support bullet points. A really good UI would also be nice though not the most important. And third party export would be a nice plus. Are there any good apps like this?
posted by antgly at 12:44 PM PST - 15 comments

Teach me access

What is the best way to learn how to use Microsoft Access 2007 quickly? [more inside]
posted by maxg94 at 12:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Pouring a concrete riser on a pre-existing concrete floor

What's the best way to pour a raised concrete slab on top of a pre-existing concrete floor? [more inside]
posted by bjork24 at 12:42 PM PST - 12 comments

Can I make my train connection in NYC?

NYC TravelFilter: Can I get from the Port Authority to Penn Station, buy a ticket, and make my train in half an hour? [more inside]
posted by languagehat at 12:35 PM PST - 21 comments

Large Corn Tortillas

Why can't I find burrito-sized corn tortillas? [more inside]
posted by shew at 12:27 PM PST - 18 comments

Considering suicide and possible psychiatric commitment

Considering a somewhat voluntary psychiatric commitment for myself. Meeting with a psychiatrist this afternoon. What should I tell him? [more inside]
posted by 3491again at 12:26 PM PST - 22 comments

Who can I trust?

How does one go about finding a reliable wireless company? My AT&T phone just died and I'm considering using this opportunity to find a cheaper plan. But I hear so many conflicting reviews. [more inside]
posted by amethysts at 12:21 PM PST - 6 comments

The Old Man and the C Drive

What are some comprehensive one-topic websites maintained by cranky old guys (or gals)? [more inside]
posted by theodolite at 12:12 PM PST - 122 comments

Infatuated with coworker

I'm completely in love with the girl who sits next to me at work. I can't stop thinking about her. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:48 AM PST - 32 comments

Letter of Introduction Etiquette

Letter of introduction/job seeking advice: Okay, I have my opportunity, now how do I not mess it up? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:45 AM PST - 3 comments

Hottest cinnamon gum around?

What is the hottest, spiciest cinnamon gum available? [more inside]
posted by lemonade at 11:43 AM PST - 2 comments

Girlfriend always comments on gifts from Female friends / ex's - Getting out of hand.

Girlfriend always makes comments about gifts from female friends / ex-girlfriends. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by bobby_newmark at 11:42 AM PST - 104 comments

CHOO CHOO!

My son loves little trains! We took him to the model railroad exhibition last winter and he was completely entranced. He's only 2 so heavy museums with lots of stationary artifacts aren't so interesting to him -- he wants to see things moving! But we don't have the space (or frankly the inclination) to maintain a model railroad in our home. Is there a place in or near Seattle where we can see model railroads year-round?
posted by rouftop at 11:35 AM PST - 5 comments

A mismatched, jammed zipper of rage.

When losing a lane on a highway, what is the proper place to merge? [more inside]
posted by zap rowsdower at 11:23 AM PST - 16 comments

My computer needs to lose some weight.

My computer needs to lose some weight. I know, total rookie question, but how can I figure out what is taking up so much room on my hard drive so I can get rid of it? (10.6.4) [more inside]
posted by nickjadlowe at 11:22 AM PST - 15 comments

Recommend Seattle photographers by the hour?

Can I pay for a photographer's time instead of paying for a set number of poses and prints? Why won't Yuen Lui quote me an hourly rate? (Seattle) [more inside]
posted by reeddavid at 11:20 AM PST - 14 comments

How do I get over web bullies and commenters?

As my web profile rises, how do I get over feeling hurt by web commenters and bullies? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:42 AM PST - 35 comments

John Calvin was a hipster long before it was cool.

A couple years ago, I read a really intriguing essay that compared the American cultural ideal of "effortless cool" to the theological debate over the importance of grace vs. good acts. I believe that the writer identified the Puritans as coming down on the side of grace, and made a connection between their influence on early America and our cultural preference for grace (i.e. "effortless cool") over good acts (i.e. "trying too hard"). I would really love to cite this essay, but unfortunately, my Google-Fu is failing me. I remember that I read it online, and it was probably linked from a comment on The Blue. Any idea what I read or who wrote it?
posted by Afroblanco at 10:36 AM PST - 11 comments

Born with dry and wrinkly hands and feet, developed crust on toes

Can the hive mind do better than my dermatologist in identifying these skin conditions? (Dry and wrinkly skin, pics inside) [more inside]
posted by dino terror at 10:19 AM PST - 13 comments

How can I prevent access to my files for a set period?

I want to get practice in refining my writing. I'd like to try the equivalent of writing a first draft, polishing it a bit then throwing it away and writing it again from memory. I want to retain the original for comparison but be unable to access it for a while. I need a strategy for doing this with a computer .... [more inside]
posted by epo at 10:12 AM PST - 13 comments

Media about people who keep meeting over and over?

Media about people who keep meeting over and over? [more inside]
posted by elsietheeel at 10:08 AM PST - 36 comments

Let's solve a mystery (novel)!

I want to read fun books like what I read when I was young. [more inside]
posted by synecdoche at 9:52 AM PST - 39 comments

She can't pedal, but can she still ride?

We try to use our bikes as our main mode of transportation. We just adopted a wonderful (small) dog, and we'd like to see if there's a solution for putting a dog safely on a bike without the use of an expensive doggie trailer. [more inside]
posted by two lights above the sea at 9:42 AM PST - 16 comments

Washington DC visa expediter service

Please recommend a visa expediter service in WA DC that specializes in visas for weird, third-world destinations.
posted by thewalrus at 9:38 AM PST - 2 comments

The middle ground will come, I know it will, but right now we're on such high ground I'm dizzy

RelationshipFilter: being patient when your partner is trying to figure things out that we're discovering in couples' therapy. [more inside]
posted by inmyhead at 9:03 AM PST - 18 comments

How to change PNG color in CSS?

How can I change the color of a PNG (for example change a white object to a red object), while preserving the transparent background in HTML/CSS -- perhaps using some sort of an overlay? [more inside]
posted by Doofus Magoo at 8:55 AM PST - 19 comments

Accessible, affordable 2BR in Berkeley

Wheelchair accessible, affordable 2BR home or housing in Berkeley? Help me help my friend. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:54 AM PST - 5 comments

Looking for wellness checklist/questionnaire

A few years ago I saw this very long wellness checklist/questionnaire online and I can't seem to find it again. [more inside]
posted by loveyhowell at 8:37 AM PST - 4 comments

Zipcar Brooklyn: is it a disaster waiting to happen?

Does it make sense to sign up for zipcar in Brooklyn? [more inside]
posted by Heliochrome85 at 8:33 AM PST - 17 comments

Yet another NAS question...

What's my best bet for a home NAS...? [more inside]
posted by sodium lights the horizon at 8:31 AM PST - 9 comments

What is this film?

There was a Yiddish film possibly made in New York in or around the late thirties with strikingly similar elements to The Jazz Singer except that it ends with the cantors son singing instead of assimilating into a new society. What was it and is there somewhere online to watch/buy the whole thing?
posted by shinybaum at 8:30 AM PST - 5 comments

Can you help me find this surreal novel?

Can you help me find this surreal novel? Years ago, I saw an excerpt from it. All I remember is a scene where there was a worm in a cage, and its droppings would fall onto some kind of musical instrument, creating strange music. I think this story was written in Eastern Europe, in the beginning of the 20th century. Thanks!
posted by pantufla at 8:14 AM PST - 4 comments

At this point, I'd wear a paper bag if they'd let me

Please help me find a dress for my brother's wedding. [more inside]
posted by punchtothehead at 8:13 AM PST - 23 comments

Best successor to DabbleDB?

(Asking on behalf of my wife) I'm looking for an online relational database service. My wife's business has been using DabbleDB, which is a fine service, but since the company was acquired by Twitter for unrelated technology, the future of DabbleDB is uncertain at best. So far Zoho Creator seems like the best alternative, but it's much less appealing than DabbleDB. I've looked at quite a few others, none of which seem ready for prime time. Is there some other online database service that we should be looking at?
posted by adamrice at 8:11 AM PST - 9 comments

The Myth of the Quick Draw

I read an article a couple of years ago, I think it was written by Larry McMurtry, about the myth of the quick draw. Essentially the writer said that no one in their right mind would approach an enemy with their weapon holstered and the quick draw is a myth of Western fiction. I've done some searching of databases and online and I can't find the dang thing. [more inside]
posted by zzazazz at 8:05 AM PST - 13 comments

Selling used panties

I'm thinking of selling my used panties. Thoughts? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:36 AM PST - 31 comments

Glass is three-quarters full. Don't want to concentrate on the 1/4 empty so much.

How do you unlearn a learned behavior/attitude from childhood? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:36 AM PST - 14 comments

Help me change up my style.

Stylish MeFites, help a man change up his style. [more inside]
posted by griphus at 7:36 AM PST - 15 comments

Should I ask my ex to marry me?

Should I ask my ex to marry me? [more inside]
posted by spaceandtime30 at 7:13 AM PST - 118 comments

Windows on a Mac in the real world?

I can't choose between Mac and Windows so I guess I should use both... Are you happy using windows on your Mac machine? [more inside]
posted by autocol at 7:13 AM PST - 17 comments

good -> heaven, bad -> hell

Agnostic Quote Filter: I'm trying to find the exact quotation and its author... Something to the effect that man knows good and invents heaven, he knows bad/evil and invents hell. He knows some earthly and pathetic manifestation of a feeling/emotion/sentiment and creates extremes like heaven and hell from it. [more inside]
posted by ReWayne at 7:05 AM PST - 2 comments

I need a decent touchpad -- not an ALPS touchpad -- from Acer

How do I convince Acer to replace my Aspire/TimelineX 1830T with the same machine but different hardware? [more inside]
posted by orthogonality at 7:04 AM PST - 1 comment

You want HOW much?!

Any recommendations for prepaid wireless for a laptop in the Netherlands that won't break the bank? [more inside]
posted by geckoinpdx at 7:00 AM PST - 2 comments

Is my mattress the cause of my sneezing and runny nose?

Help! Sneezing and runny nose every night! Is it my mattress or have allergies come back to haunt me? [more inside]
posted by modoriculous at 6:50 AM PST - 8 comments

Can you help me sound like less of a boring egghead?

Can you help me find less egghead-y words for bi-directional and institutionalize? [more inside]
posted by Betsy Vane at 6:14 AM PST - 13 comments

Suited and Booted in East Africa?

Place to get tailor-made clothes in Nairobi, Kampala, or Kigali? [more inside]
posted by meadowlark lime at 5:59 AM PST - 5 comments

Help identify a musician

Can you help me identify a ska/reggae singer? [more inside]
posted by a womble is an active kind of sloth at 5:44 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me remember a TV movie/series

Trying to remember a TV movie/series I saw back in 92/93. [more inside]
posted by querty at 5:32 AM PST - 1 comment

Rapidshare

Does anyone understand Rapidshare anymore? They have this new RapidPro scheme which seems totally convoluted to me. I can't make head or tail of it. [more inside]
posted by Silky Slim at 4:23 AM PST - 6 comments

No Job For The Weary?

How do I look for a new job when I'm too tired to look? [more inside]
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:22 AM PST - 18 comments

How do I deter my cat from peeing on our bed?

How do I stop my spayed cat from peeing on the bed - and only the bed? [more inside]
posted by MJPByron at 3:12 AM PST - 18 comments

This drum kit's just taking up space!

Is it possible to somehow buy online and receive a replacement PS3 Rock Band wireless drum adapter in NYC by tomorrow? [more inside]
posted by lauranesson at 2:33 AM PST - 0 comments

September 6

Gardener to farmer planning?

Sometime home gardener wants to sew seeds of becoming a farmer, well at least to family and friends. Looking for recommendations of good reads and thoughts you might have if you have made this journey yourself? Have always has some minor involvement in gardening since childhood, but very hobbyish. Now, think it is tie to at least begin to develop the skill set to move to a different level.
posted by dougiedd at 11:45 PM PST - 13 comments

What are good apps for converting PDFs and other text files to non-PDF files?

What are good apps for converting PDFs and other text files to non-PDF text files? [more inside]
posted by GlassHeart at 11:34 PM PST - 12 comments

Take me hiiiiigher.

Is the housey piano bit of Sweet Shop by Doctor P a sample? Are the vocals? Any recommendations for more music like that?
posted by phrontist at 11:27 PM PST - 7 comments

Want good sound, don't have space.

Small HDMI A/V amp? [more inside]
posted by kjs3 at 9:52 PM PST - 3 comments

Name that tune

What song is this? [more inside]
posted by ladypants at 9:40 PM PST - 9 comments

Uniting a Canadian/American couple

What immigration/visa options are there for an American girlfriend and Canadian boyfriend? [more inside]
posted by rachaelfaith at 9:26 PM PST - 22 comments

Sake-bombing in Manhattan

My friend's 24th birthday in Manhattan. We want to go sake-bombing for a sloppy good time. [more inside]
posted by rastapasta at 9:17 PM PST - 2 comments

Abandoning a sinking (academic) ship: what career next?

Help me brainstorm a career change! Catch: $45K, in the midwest. [more inside]
posted by philokalia at 8:56 PM PST - 23 comments

How can I "sober up" after taking an allegedly non- drowsy antihistamine?

How can I "sober up" after taking an allegedly non- drowsy antihistamine? [more inside]
posted by tabubilgirl at 8:53 PM PST - 12 comments

Washington state must see places?

We have four days in October to spend in the Seattle area, what should we not miss? [more inside]
posted by slowtree at 8:51 PM PST - 27 comments

How to tweak my budget now that loan is nearly paid off?

Need some financial planning advice now that my student loan is almost paid off! [more inside]
posted by JoannaC at 8:17 PM PST - 5 comments

Music Fest NW -- Local Knowlege?

PDX: and Outs of Music Fest NW , Pioneer Courthouse Square concerts, please. [more inside]
posted by Danf at 7:15 PM PST - 3 comments

Will my friend be allowed into the Martha Stewart live taping?

Will my friend whose name is not on my RSVP to see a taping of Martha Stewart's show be allowed in? [more inside]
posted by anthropoid at 7:13 PM PST - 9 comments

Small scaled circus event, and not quite juggulo themed. How does one promote?

My boyfriend and I were sitting around one night listening to an extensive amount of circus music I had the thought... we totally need to put on a circus-themed party. We found and booked a venue with a good friend who owns a bar, booked a few performers (jugglers, contortionists, musicians, all close friends). The date is set, place booked, now for the promotion which will make or break the event. [more inside]
posted by hillabeans at 6:51 PM PST - 12 comments

How do I verify if a someone actually graduated with distinction?

How do I find out if someone actually graduated with distinction? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:15 PM PST - 36 comments

Happy International Literacy Day!

Help my brother celebrate International Literacy Day with Kindergartners! [more inside]
posted by DuckGirl at 6:14 PM PST - 8 comments

how to become my sisters sister again

seeing 10 year old sister for first time in over 4 years, help me figure out what to say/how to act! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:09 PM PST - 17 comments

Dutch ruddering in the digital age.

Free and easy alternative to Tinychat for private group videoconferencing? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:05 PM PST - 1 comment

Where are MY playclothes?

I've been hanging out with first-graders lately, and I'm so jealous of their clothes! They wear things that are super-cute and stylish enough that they wouldn't look at all out of place on an adult, but also made to withstand tumbling around and playing. How does someone who is *just barely* too big for standard kids sizes find clothes like that? (I'm 5' 2" and 115 lbs.) [more inside]
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 5:42 PM PST - 17 comments

First time buyer--How do I make an offer on a condo?

First time buyer --How do I make an offer on a condo? [more inside]
posted by Prairie at 5:35 PM PST - 14 comments

Trust me, I'm punching!

Wii exercise games that don't require the nunchuk? [more inside]
posted by shaun at 5:23 PM PST - 8 comments

Trying to avoid being a bad example to others...

So I need to return my computer to the manufacturer...but there is the matter of some compromising photos. [more inside]
posted by unannihilated at 4:55 PM PST - 26 comments

Help my tired face.

Recently I find myself stretching my face muscles, which always seem fatigued. What gives? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 4:55 PM PST - 6 comments

When is the orientation for the Philadelphia Carpenters Apprentice School?

When is the orientation for the Philadelphia Carpenters Apprentice School? [more inside]
posted by iconomy at 4:41 PM PST - 4 comments

Breaking nerdy

I'm looking for the chemistry version of A Brief History of Time. Does it exist? [more inside]
posted by hiteleven at 4:38 PM PST - 9 comments

Silently "Re-Mouthing" Words After Speaking Them

Is there a known condition that makes people (mostly children) silently repeat, with their mouths, the last word of a sentence (right after they've uttered that word)?
posted by Quisp Lover at 4:36 PM PST - 35 comments

Litter training...again.

Litter training...again? [more inside]
posted by djduckie at 4:22 PM PST - 9 comments

Soap of Death?

What brands of pure liquid SOAP can I buy at a grocery store/walmart in Canada? It must be pure soap and not a detergent as this is to make my own Homemade Insecticidal Soap Spray to combat epic cinch bugs in the lawn. :(
posted by saradarlin at 3:56 PM PST - 7 comments

How to cope as daughter’s absent father re-appears?

My 7-year-old daughter’s absent father has just contacted me stating an interest in a relationship with her. I believe this is ultimately a good thing for her but I am not sure about the best approach. [more inside]
posted by lunaazul at 3:31 PM PST - 57 comments

Help for basics shopping in SW France?

Furnishing a vacation home in southwest France... what's the best places to pick up critical household goods? (more inside) [more inside]
posted by finitejest at 2:44 PM PST - 6 comments

Boy meets Girl. Boy utterly clueless

I've met a nice girl working at a festival. I think she might be also interested in me, but shyness/social phobia have so far kept me away from dating girls. Need some perspective on this, and ideas how to proceed from here. [more inside]
posted by roerek at 2:35 PM PST - 26 comments

What was this bedtime picture book?

I'm trying to find a bedtime picture book I remember from my childhood. Can you help me find it? [more inside]
posted by ocherdraco at 2:35 PM PST - 1 comment

Compost in Vancouver

My partner and I live in a one bedroom apartment in Vancouver. How do we deal with our food waste? [more inside]
posted by ndicecco at 2:29 PM PST - 9 comments

Are there 3rd party applications / services that can track user behavior and link to site's user demographics?

Are there 3rd party applications / services that can track user behavior and link to site's user demographics? [more inside]
posted by gnash at 1:41 PM PST - 0 comments

Random questions about Hapkido

I am taking lessons, primarily for fun, in a relatively obscure Korean martial art called Hapkido. I have some questions. [more inside]
posted by prunes at 1:38 PM PST - 15 comments

Where can I find a landscape consultant? Does such a profession exist?

My rather large yard needs help. More inside. [more inside]
posted by st starseed at 1:34 PM PST - 7 comments

Is this normal for an air show?

Is it common for Air Shows to have military aircraft fly low over the downtown of large urban cities? [more inside]
posted by ovvl at 1:30 PM PST - 41 comments

PDF on iPad

PDF presentations on iPad: easiest way? [more inside]
posted by NekulturnY at 1:23 PM PST - 13 comments

Can I buy panoramic stadium photos of pro wrestling?

I have seen stores that sell framed, high-res panoramic photos of iconic moments in major-league sports. Is there anything comparable for professional wrestling? [more inside]
posted by red clover at 1:02 PM PST - 1 comment

It's obviously not called Maurice.

The Space Cowboys played some jams at Burning Man last week that I loved. Problem is, I don't know what this type of music is called. Can you help me identify the genre and recommend some songs, artists, or podcasts I should check out? [more inside]
posted by buckaroo_benzai at 12:55 PM PST - 7 comments

How do you actually make money off of web-based software?

I'm a web developer with enough proven abilities to develop good stuff that end users like. I'm employed, but want to start a business with a couple of friends with complementary skill sets in the technical side of things. We'd like to create one or more web-based products used by small-to-mid-size businesses and/or individual consumers, paid for on a monthly basis using a "software as a service" model. We've got more than enough combined development and graphical/UX design abilities, but we have no solid product ideas that we feel confident enough about to start doing the enormous amount of work involved in any of them. The main problem with any idea we get is this question: how on Earth do you convince anybody to pay you money for the product? [more inside]
posted by lifeless at 12:47 PM PST - 13 comments

Secure remote access to home PC

How can I set up secure remote access to my home computer? [more inside]
posted by CrazyGabby at 12:21 PM PST - 14 comments

What are your favorite art magazines?

What are your favorite art magazines, and why do you find them interesting? I have been looking at Artforum and ARTnews, but they are pretty dry ... lots of pictures and some facts, but little gossip or other interesting commentary. I want something with great articles to sit down and read.
posted by mortaddams at 12:14 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me improve my GarageBand skills.

GarageBand Filter: I am recording with GarageBand 3 and I have some questions about how best to seamlessly create/join loops so I don't have to play the whole song through for each track. Looking for tips and tricks. [more inside]
posted by 4ster at 12:04 PM PST - 4 comments

This job will save your life.

How can I do well at my new, somewhat public, job? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:03 PM PST - 10 comments

Where do you buy dresses and skirts with pockets?

Where do you buy dresses and skirts with pockets? [more inside]
posted by Ery at 11:16 AM PST - 32 comments

What's going to make it easier to pop this baby out?

What should I know / do / bring to help me make it through the pain and exhaustion of giving birth? [more inside]
posted by kitcat at 11:10 AM PST - 44 comments

But I want to get taken for a ride!

How can I go for more motorcycle rides when I don't own a motorcycle, won't own one any time soon and don't have any local friends who own motorcycles? [more inside]
posted by hapax_legomenon at 11:08 AM PST - 15 comments

It tastes like soy sauce and soy sauce.

How do I salvage the ruins of my attempt at vegetarian adobo? [more inside]
posted by apophenia at 10:58 AM PST - 9 comments

Special Sparkles

What stones have the most sparkle, are fabulously clear, can match the hardness of a diamond or ruby, and are surprisingly cost efficient? I love looking at stones for the perfect ring, but I am worn out on rubies, sapphires, and diamonds. Any suggestions on stones I have never heard about? Are there any secret stones that jewelers know about that are under appreciated? I am not looking for lab created or treated stones. Just natural but not as commonly used stones.
posted by MayNicholas at 10:58 AM PST - 23 comments

A better system for organizing clothing that's been worn

How do you arrange worn clothing? I tend to wear clothes more than once before laundering them, especially pants and outerwear, and usually drop them on the chair or the bed. Are you supposed to fold them up and put them in with the cleaned clothes? [more inside]
posted by Busoni at 10:51 AM PST - 27 comments

Crate and Wail

How do you stop whining and howling during crate training? If we can get the dog's to stop, I'm pretty sure ours would too. [more inside]
posted by onhazier at 10:32 AM PST - 15 comments

How to really get over a stupid text break up closure with a Flake? Still Mentally trapped and connected with this person because of that text please Help.

How to really get over a stupid text break up closure with a Flake? Still Mentally trapped and connected with this person because of that text. Help. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:27 AM PST - 42 comments

What is the name of the karaoke song that the daughter is singing in Todd Solondz's Life During Wartime?

What is the name of the karaoke song that the daughter is singing in Todd Solondz's recent film Life During Wartime? [more inside]
posted by cymru_j at 10:10 AM PST - 1 comment

"Say nothing that is not entirely true"

I have a dim memory of a comment by the authors of a science textbook, stating that they had attempted to avoid making any statements that were not entirely true, and describing how difficult this had been. My attempts to find the quotation with Google, the Oxford Dictionary of Scientific Quotations, and Gaither’s Dictionary of Scientific Quotations have all failed. It was probably an undergraduate textbook in physics, chemistry or biology.
posted by James Scott-Brown at 10:03 AM PST - 2 comments

Books/Films (other media) on Why Life and Everything Matters

Please suggest media (books, films, other types) that might help me construct a non-religious, "Why all of life and existence matters" narrative. [more inside]
posted by GnomeChompsky at 9:51 AM PST - 26 comments

For the widows in paradise; for the fatherless in Ypsilanti

What books should I read before I see Sufjan Stevens in concert? [more inside]
posted by gursky at 9:48 AM PST - 5 comments

Who tries the military?

[lawfilter] What happens in your country to a soldier that kills a citizen? [more inside]
posted by edmz at 9:48 AM PST - 21 comments

Should I out my terrible boss to his boss?

I'm openly looking for a job within my company and will be asked why, do I tell the truth and throw my boss under a bus? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:34 AM PST - 17 comments

Dating Saudi-style

Tell me about flirting, dating and relationship customs in Saudi Arabia. I can't tell if I'm in over my head or just having some cultural miscommunication. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:34 AM PST - 11 comments

How to Work Around A Style Format

Help with MS Word and style formatting. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by archimago at 9:33 AM PST - 3 comments

I love rubbing my meat. Help me take it to next the next level.

I love rubbing my meat. Help me take it to next the next level. [more inside]
posted by iftheaccidentwill at 9:31 AM PST - 10 comments

The perfect laptop for my student sister.

The perfect laptop (under £400) for my student sister. [more inside]
posted by nam3d at 9:23 AM PST - 2 comments

Help us find this movie please!

Help me ID this foreign (English subtitled) Holocaust movie, please. [more inside]
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 9:21 AM PST - 3 comments

Transfering files from my iPod

I recently trashed my hard disc (PC, Vista), but still have all my music stored on my iPod. Can anyone recommend an app that allows me to transfer the files from my iPod to my new hard disc? Preferably with all my metadata intact (playlists, playcounts, star ratings etc ...)
posted by MrMerlot at 9:15 AM PST - 7 comments

I think I need a fixer

I'm interested in hearing experiences from others that have worked with "Fixers" when setting up or actually out on a shoot. I'm usually a loner when taking pictures, but there are so many situations that having someone around that could help with literal and figurative interpretations and setting things up that I'm thinking I need the extra eyes and local knowledge. [more inside]
posted by michswiss at 9:04 AM PST - 3 comments

How do you set up a corporate BarCamp?

How does one go about setting up a corporate BarCamp? [more inside]
posted by PWA_BadBoy at 8:45 AM PST - 4 comments

The Sole of a New Machine

Minimalist footwear for Chicago winter and running in said winter? [more inside]
posted by cmoj at 8:44 AM PST - 6 comments

f all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail

Are there any C# or Java tutorials anywhere as good as Larry Wall's Programming Perl? [more inside]
posted by nj_subgenius at 8:33 AM PST - 5 comments

Give us the spice of your life.

Besides having sex, cooking, eating, watching TV and other day to day activities.... what do YOU do with your SO? [more inside]
posted by mittenbex at 8:32 AM PST - 48 comments

How to sell an inheritaed house?

What's the best way to get this 100-year-old house marketed and sold without it becoming the money pit first? Oh, and I'm 1,500 miles away. [more inside]
posted by cyniczny at 8:24 AM PST - 9 comments

Are you kidding me.

I was attacked last night by an unknown male. How do I deal with things? [more inside]
posted by fiasco at 8:08 AM PST - 50 comments

iPad phone home?

I have a new iPad, and I'd like to use it to remotely connect to my PC. Can this be done? [more inside]
posted by po822000 at 8:00 AM PST - 12 comments

How to set up a laptop to pretend to be a desktop sometimes?

I spend way too much time slouched on my couch with my laptop propped up on my knees -- not too good for productivity or general health and happiness! I'd like to set up a comfortable and productive desk space in my apartment, using my laptop as a more desktop-like computer. Please give me some advice on how best to make my new space work. [more inside]
posted by ootandaboot at 7:46 AM PST - 8 comments

Beginner's Running Gear

I've got good running shoes. What should be my next piece of running gear? [more inside]
posted by goateebird at 7:43 AM PST - 24 comments

Cut cable with AppleTV?

Is Apple TV the silver bullet I need to kick Comcast to the curb once and for all? Or is it an overhyped device that I have no need for? Help me decide to save or spend $100... [more inside]
posted by arniec at 7:38 AM PST - 17 comments

Help us get into Albania!

Help us get into Albania! My partner and I will be in the Balkans at the end of the month, and would like to go south to Albania but I'm having trouble finding a way in. Apparently there are no trains into the country. Are there buses? Taxis? Ferries? Is it easier to go via Kosovo? [more inside]
posted by heatherann at 7:18 AM PST - 10 comments

Plan My Free Day in Seattle

I'm taking a quick trip to Seattle in early November and, as I've never been to Seattle before, I have several questions: 1) What are my options for getting from the airport to my hotel (Silver Cloud Lake Union)? What should I expect to pay? 2) I'll be in meetings throughout most of the trip, but I have an entire day free to explore the city before taking the red-eye back home. How should I plan my free day to see all the Seattle highlights (my flight leaves at 10:55pm)? 3) Where should I absolutely have lunch and dinner on my free day (it will be a Sunday)?
posted by tmharris65 at 6:11 AM PST - 18 comments

Junior High School Musical!

What is a good choice for a Junior High School musical production? Details inside. [more inside]
posted by fantasticninety at 6:08 AM PST - 6 comments

Ideas for a long commute

1 hour commute each way. Help me make the most of my alone time. [more inside]
posted by WhiteWhale at 5:39 AM PST - 23 comments

How can we get 800 litres of hot water in the UK within twelve hours?

Can you recommend a way for me to heat a large amount of water quickly at a venue that does not have a reliable boiler? I am involved in a UK event where we will have a hot tub. Unfortunately we can't get access to the venue until the morning of the event, meaning that the usual 24-48 hour period to use the tub's own heater is not an option. I have sourced a few potential solutions but am hoping the hive mind will help me narrow them down or suggest others. [more inside]
posted by skylar at 5:22 AM PST - 33 comments

What should vegetarians do with a field?

What can vegetarians do with a field? [more inside]
posted by hazyjane at 4:48 AM PST - 28 comments

What is the best way to keep a battery charged on a car that's not going anywhere?

How often, and for how long, should I turn over my car's engine in order to preserve the battery? [more inside]
posted by Biru at 4:31 AM PST - 21 comments

The ungoogleable image?

Where can I find an image of a 1960's-1980's Samsonite ad showing an elephant balancing all four legs on a suitcase, possibly because it is afraid of a mouse? [more inside]
posted by lazenby at 3:47 AM PST - 9 comments

What are some simple/free/open source design software options?

What are some low cost / open source software options for having fun manipulating pre-existing images. e.g. scanning a magazine cover and then changing the titles to something humorous. I'm a Mac user. [more inside]
posted by MT at 3:00 AM PST - 11 comments

Destinations for christmas time winter sun holiday on a budget?

Destinations for christmas time winter sun holiday on a budget? [more inside]
posted by FuckingAwesome at 2:19 AM PST - 8 comments

September 5

How can I avoid getting my UK Visa application rejected?

I am a US graduate student, accepted into a graduate program in the UK. I have been having significant problems getting my UK Visa processed. I'm wondering if this is typical, and if I should be worried about my chances of going to the UK being jeopardized as a result of these difficulties? [more inside]
posted by iamkimiam at 11:47 PM PST - 14 comments

If it ain't broke, how do i fix it?

YANMP -- Is my baby toe broken? What else could be wrong with it -- and what can I do? [more inside]
posted by custard heart at 10:13 PM PST - 11 comments

What are some great forests?

What are some amazing, intact, awe-inspiring, late-succession forests? What are good backpacking routes for seeing them? [more inside]
posted by salvia at 9:08 PM PST - 17 comments

Help me put my best foot forward at work

What is your personal code of conduct at work? What are the things you learned over the years about the do's and don'ts at work, irrespective of the industry you are in? [more inside]
posted by xm at 8:53 PM PST - 92 comments

Yoga shirt for guys?

What's a good shirt for a guy to wear for yoga that is less likely to fall in my face when I'm inverted? I don't want to wear really form-fitting clothing.
posted by grouse at 8:50 PM PST - 16 comments

Please help me continue my reading binge

I have just finished reading Patrick O'Brian's 21 volume Aubrey-Maturin series and C. S. Forester's Horatio Hornblower books. Can anyone suggest any other series like these focused on naval warfare during the Napoleonic wars so I can continue on my reading binge? Thanks!
posted by Daddy-O at 8:06 PM PST - 19 comments

Looking for camp sites in WA that have rope swings over water.

I'm looking for areas in Washington state that have rope swings over water. [more inside]
posted by JasonSch at 7:48 PM PST - 4 comments

What did BioWare patent?

My curiosity has been piqued by this line in Extra Lives: "The technology BioWare uses to manage in-game dialogue is closely minded, and parts of it are patented." Which parts? [more inside]
posted by danb at 7:48 PM PST - 9 comments

iPhone 4 won't stay connected to wifi when it's invisible

iPhone 4 won't stay connected to wifi when it's invisible [more inside]
posted by nelvana at 7:38 PM PST - 6 comments

Travel to Israel as USA muslim of Pakistani origins and lots of Muslim country visas.

Travel to Hebron via Tel Aviv- American citizen, Pakistani ethnicity (and Muslim, don't wear a headscarf), and all sorts of stamps on my passport. Can I do it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:03 PM PST - 11 comments

Who's the crappier manager, me or my boss?

Should I follow my own standards or my manager's when it comes to setting expectations for a contract employee I manage? What if there are ethical or legal concerns? (ARE there ethical or legal concerns?) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:02 PM PST - 13 comments

Just a simple list of songs

Help me make a list of great songs for altos/low sopranos! [more inside]
posted by serena15221 at 6:19 PM PST - 14 comments

Canon Pixma MX340 won't print wirelessly from iMac

Can anyone help me with setting up my Canon Pixma MX340 to print wirelessly from my iMac? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 6:07 PM PST - 9 comments

Student loans for the post-grad post-bac

Going to undergrad (in the US) after a year and a half of grad school and butting up against my borrowing limits because of grad school. Is my school handling this correctly? [more inside]
posted by CutaneousRabbit at 6:02 PM PST - 6 comments

Site to graph out strings and characters

I'm looking for a site that will take a string of characters, like a name, and provide an equation that, when mathematically graphed out, draw out that string of characters on the graph.
posted by duende at 5:58 PM PST - 4 comments

Wordpress, please stop 404ing me. Please?

My Wordpress installation is giving me a 404 error whenever I try to access /wp-admin/, or any of the files and folders within. The front page of the site, and all files in the root, including individual posts, work fine. However, it is difficult to maintain a blog without dashboard access. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by tomcochrane at 5:52 PM PST - 18 comments

Alternatives to MSW?

Please help me not screw up again and figure out how to get the education I need. [more inside]
posted by lukievan at 5:48 PM PST - 8 comments

Are there any famous people that have a non-famous twin?

I'm looking for examples of famous people who are siblings with a twin that is not famous, or lives in obscurity. Preferably actors/actresses, models, etc but athletes or musicians are acceptable also.
posted by dukes909 at 5:10 PM PST - 25 comments

Need the best ACCUPLACER study guide!

What is the best study guide for the ACCUPLACER? [more inside]
posted by senseofsurreal at 5:01 PM PST - 6 comments

Quest for the perfect shorts

I finally found the perfect pair of shorts. Now I can't find them in any stores or online. Help! [more inside]
posted by Jsn7821 at 4:51 PM PST - 7 comments

Lens Culinaris

Aside from your standard red lentils and rice and your not-so-standard Turkish red lentil bride's soup, what other delicious red lentil recipes do you have for me to try? All recipes welcome-- I eat everything. Thanks in advance!
posted by oflinkey at 4:00 PM PST - 29 comments

Wordpress plug in that uses images from aggregates posts as featured?

WordpressFilter: Is there a way to use the first image found inside posts that I draw in via RSS so that they're used as the "featured image?" [more inside]
posted by Unsomnambulist at 3:46 PM PST - 4 comments

What can I make with this jerk seasoning?

I just bought a jar of Jamaican jerk seasoning. Aside from the obvious "marinate meat and then cook it," what can I do with it? [more inside]
posted by wondermouse at 3:17 PM PST - 19 comments

Has Paypal changed or is it just me?

I used to be able to make a PayPal transaction just by giving it a credit card to handle the charges. I don't seem to have that option anymore. What happened or changed? Or am I doing something incorrectly? [more inside]
posted by gspm at 3:10 PM PST - 6 comments

More sleep.. can I has it?

How do I get back to sleep quicker? [more inside]
posted by coriolisdave at 3:05 PM PST - 18 comments

When to intervene with the cat lady?

My new neighborhood has a certified cat lady, and I am concerned for the 10+ cats I've seen roaming around with various signs of poor health and lack of vet care. [more inside]
posted by slow graffiti at 2:58 PM PST - 24 comments

Troublesome wireless connectivity...

I'm having a wireless connectivity issue that is proving troublesome. My Windows XP-equipped desktop won't connect wirelessly to the internet about 90% of the time. Intermittently, it will connect and browsing proceeds normally. If I connect via LAN Ethernet, all is well. I'm using a Netgear WG111 v2 wireless adapter connected via USB to my desktop. My wireless router is a Netgear WGR614 v6 [more inside]
posted by Exchequer at 1:55 PM PST - 11 comments

Wedding reception in Bloomington, Indiana

My fiancee and I are looking for wedding reception halls in Bloomington, Indiana. We've looked at Indiana University's Memorial Union but we're having some difficulty finding other venues. If anyone is familiar with this area or has gotten married here, can you suggest some other places to look at? Thanks!
posted by Aanidaani at 1:40 PM PST - 5 comments

Dropbox backup geekery

Help automate encrypted FileMaker backups on Windows Server, via Dropbox [more inside]
posted by trouserlouse at 1:39 PM PST - 3 comments

Star Wars fan edits, which and how?

Star Wars Episodes I, II and III disappoint me. For me, the they're in love with scenery and expense and try to make up for it with plodding exposition. They need editing. I think I would enjoy something like The Phantom Edit. But how do I get ahold of it? Is it the best edit? Are there other fan edits of I, II and III that are worth seeking out? And how do I get and watch them?
posted by artlung at 1:38 PM PST - 16 comments

Horseback riding in central NJ?

Suggestions for horseback riding in Central NJ? [more inside]
posted by dondiego87 at 1:12 PM PST - 2 comments

How to make searchable digital version of my cookbooks?

I have a small collection of cookbooks that I'd like to digitize with the goal of making them searchable. I am fine with destroying the physical books in the process, e.g. cutting off the binding to make the book easier to scan. What is the best way to go about this? My initial idea is to scan the books with an auto-sheet feeder (hence losing the binding) and use OCR (Acrobat Pro) to yield searchable PDFs. I use a Mac, but have access to PCs. I tried this suggestion but the results weren't thorough or viewable enough for me.
posted by kami_ita at 1:10 PM PST - 11 comments

Living Small: A Memoir?

Memoir about small-house living for a Campus Read? [more inside]
posted by brozek at 12:53 PM PST - 4 comments

mySql query assistance, please!

mySQL query question about calculating percentages in a table. [more inside]
posted by omnipotentq at 12:49 PM PST - 3 comments

Where is she?

Please help me identify the where this old photo was taken. [more inside]
posted by erikgrande at 12:33 PM PST - 15 comments

Can I display my stuffed animals as a grown up?

I'm about to move out of my parents house into my first apartment post-college, and I intend to take all of my possessions with me - including a decent amount of stuffed animals. Is there a way to store/display them in my new place that is not completely childish, creepy, or ridiculous? [more inside]
posted by firei at 11:48 AM PST - 82 comments

Qualitative research w. literary qualities

Recommend me some qualitative studies with literary qualities [more inside]
posted by okokok at 11:48 AM PST - 8 comments

will my vegetables be safe to eat?

Will it be safe to eat vegetables that have been grown in soil containing decorative plant fertilizer capsule / pellets? [more inside]
posted by mairuzu at 11:42 AM PST - 4 comments

Moving on up, to the gay side!

Living in Toronto's gay village, what to pay/expect/experience? [more inside]
posted by Ceci n'est pas un sockpuppet at 11:34 AM PST - 4 comments

Flokati rug+pets=bad idea?

Flokati rug + pets = bad idea? [more inside]
posted by SamanthaK at 11:32 AM PST - 13 comments

iPhone4 cracked glass, please help!

iPhone 4: Cracked from glass...what are my options? [more inside]
posted by jdlugo at 11:23 AM PST - 7 comments

Best way to take wife in labour to St Georges Hospital from Wimbledon, London?

Best way to take wife in labour to St Georges Hospital from Wimbledon, London? I don't have a car so I could rent streetcar but how long will I be there -- could be expensive and there's problems with parking etc... Take a cab maybe? Would minicabs or black cabs deliver women in labour to hospital -- I can imagine they might be concerned perhaps? Coming back we'll need to have a car seat of course so I need to be sure that the return journey supports the kind of baby car seat we are looking to get (ISOFIX?). Ambulance -- of course when there's an emergency :)
posted by kiwi.es at 11:05 AM PST - 11 comments

Cheapest 18 month storage option on the East Coast?

I live in Manhattan. I'm going away from this month until roughly March 2012. I have a desk, a sofa, a chair, a stool, lots of books, electronics, a bicycle and various other little things that I want to keep, but where to put them? Cheapest storage in New York or the surrounding states? [more inside]
posted by omnigut at 10:59 AM PST - 5 comments

Why can I no longer smoke (this?) marijuana?

I started smoking marijuana a couple of months ago, primarily to help with pain from nerve damage. From the first time, I loved smoking it. It set well with me, producing a very mellow high that took away my pain and allowed me to sleep. But that's all changed. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:23 AM PST - 18 comments

Therapist recommendations in Somerville/Cambridge/Boston?

Looking for a therapist in or near (ranking order of preference here): Porter Square, Somerville/Cambridge/Boston on the Red Line, Cambridge/Boston on other subway lines. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:23 AM PST - 3 comments

Feet in the water.

Feet in the water in Philadelphia or New York? Someone I care about and I have been through a rough time, and we're looking for a non-creepy, non-scummy body of water or river where we can take off our shoes and socks, dangle our feet in, and just sit for a while.
posted by zeek321 at 9:49 AM PST - 7 comments

"Vanilla Sky" quote: language translation

"Vanilla Sky" Quote--Spanish to English phrase translation please. [more inside]
posted by effluvia at 9:44 AM PST - 11 comments

Sake recipes?

What can I do with a bottle of sake? [more inside]
posted by emilyd22222 at 9:44 AM PST - 10 comments

Looking for books similar to Devil in the White City, The Ghost Map, etc.

I've recently realized that three books I've seriously enjoyed fall into a sort of common genre: The Ghost Map by Steven Johnson, The Professor and the Madman by Simon Winchester, and the Devil in the White City by Erik Larson. I am looking for more books like this to read. [more inside]
posted by kensington314 at 9:36 AM PST - 13 comments

Water, water, everywhere and not a drop to drink

Should I be worried about my sudden change in hydration levels? [more inside]
posted by chara at 9:32 AM PST - 8 comments

Full-size YouTube vids in the RSS feed of my blog?

How can I make YouTube videos on my Wordpress.com blog appear full-size in Google Reader? [more inside]
posted by thehandsomecamel at 9:27 AM PST - 3 comments

Ipad as only computer for extended travel

IPad as only computer for 4-5 months? [more inside]
posted by rmhsinc at 9:24 AM PST - 23 comments

Curls, Curls, Curls

Help me style my curly hair. [more inside]
posted by Put the kettle on at 9:09 AM PST - 21 comments

"Well, that's great. Hey, look, a tree!"

My friend is getting suckered by homeopathy; what do I do? [more inside]
posted by sonic meat machine at 8:54 AM PST - 36 comments

PLease help with $ exchange advice while vacationing in Paris

Another Paris question. I want to avoid using credit cards and ATM while we vacation Paris as much as possible. Reason is the fees. Credit card charges 3% for international transactions. I would like to use cash and or travelers checks. The hive is wise and experienced. First hand advice please. Also has anyone receiving me tried the Paris pass museum card? [more inside]
posted by citybuddha at 8:21 AM PST - 21 comments

Seeking new GI doctor!

Can you recommend me a gastroenterologist in Albuquerque, NM who takes BCBS to help me keep tabs on my celiac disease? [more inside]
posted by runaway ballista at 7:52 AM PST - 2 comments

Best way to make international calls from a cell phone?

I'm a student in Beijing, and my girlfriend just started a PhD program in America. Right now we use Skype and sometimes Google Voice in Gmail to chat, but that means that at least one of us has to be by a computer. Is there a good mobile alternative? [more inside]
posted by maize at 7:10 AM PST - 6 comments

Seeking bulk USB thumb drives.

Trying to find cheap bulk USB thumb drives. [more inside]
posted by jcdill at 6:23 AM PST - 12 comments

I am NOT the right person to be terafamily tech support!

Help! My mother's old computer no longer works, and I am helping her set up the new computer. I am trying to retrieve files from the online backup service (Quicken Online Backup) and set up Outlook 2010 on the new machine (Windows 7). [more inside]
posted by teragram at 6:18 AM PST - 1 comment

HTPC becomes jealous when I watch TV.

I've got an Acer Aspire Revo hooked up to an HDTV. When the Revo is powered up, the digital channels (coming in through a coax cable from an outside antenna...for free, over the air signals) do not come in. When I power the Revo off or put it to sleep, then the digital channels come in and I can watch TV. What gives? [more inside]
posted by snwod at 12:25 AM PST - 6 comments

Where will I be safe in Oakland?

Safe places in Oakland to live? [more inside]
posted by tessalations999 at 12:04 AM PST - 22 comments

September 4

Using US household appliances in Australia?

My mom is moving to Australia. Which major appliances can/should she bring with her? [more inside]
posted by obiwanwasabi at 11:39 PM PST - 22 comments

Help me develop a curriculum for a Wordpress course

I'm creating and teaching a course on Wordpress. If you were paying to watch my videos, what would you hope to find in such a course? [more inside]
posted by brenton at 11:37 PM PST - 10 comments

I'm tired of SimCity 4- can you recommend something new for me?

After nearly 8 years of obsessively playing SimCity 4, I need a new sandbox. [more inside]
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 11:31 PM PST - 19 comments

Too many "friends" on Facebook, want to move on without defriending.

Facebook Filter: I'm tired of the "digital baggage" of Facebook (friends). Suggestions for modifying or deleting my Facebook/internet use, given my particular likes/dislikes about Facebook? [more inside]
posted by Dukat at 11:02 PM PST - 18 comments

Vancouver, Vancouver, it's a hell of a town...

What are some fun things to do in Vancouver as an adult? [more inside]
posted by Silentgoldfish at 11:00 PM PST - 10 comments

Hospice lifespan.

Grandma has been with no food/no water for 3 days now. How long might she go on? [more inside]
posted by yesster at 10:21 PM PST - 19 comments

Looking for Catnip Toy

Where can I find a durable, refillable catnip pouch toy? [more inside]
posted by whiskeyspider at 9:07 PM PST - 8 comments

Can anyone help me identify these four patches that I picked up traveling in Europe two decades ago?

Can anyone help me identify these four patches that I picked up traveling in Europe two decades ago? [more inside]
posted by el_lupino at 8:59 PM PST - 10 comments

Can't move files between Outlook folders

Outlook 2010 question: Moving files from one folder to another, I get the unhelpful error message: Cannot move the items. [OK]. But this is not OK. [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 8:50 PM PST - 10 comments

Should you format compact flash cards before using them is DSLRs?

Should you format compact flash cards before using them is DSLRs? [more inside]
posted by Joseppi at 8:17 PM PST - 14 comments

How can I control my online shopping addiction?

I am addicted to buying clothes online. Every time there's a sale for anything (15% off, free shipping etc.), I feel compelled to take advantage of it and buy whatever I want. I rationalize my behavior, thinking "oh, I'm saving myself money in the long run by buying these clothes now, rather than later when there's no sale." Or I'll say, "If I don't buy it now, they'll run out of stock, and then I won't have this beautiful item." What can I do, say to myself, or change in my behavior, to prevent my online shopping sprees? If you see an item you like online that's just a convenient click away from being yours, what is the checklist you go through, mentally, before deciding to purchase/not purchase it? How do you keep your clothing budget under control?
posted by invisible ink at 8:04 PM PST - 46 comments

It's rough living in a baseball city.

The powers that be have scheduled several amazing college football games for next Saturday. Where can I find a sports bar in NYC that will show all of them simultaneously? [more inside]
posted by soonertbone at 7:51 PM PST - 3 comments

Help my girlfriend and I be closer...with tech support!

Please to be helping my girlfriend's wonky computer? [more inside]
posted by mreleganza at 6:59 PM PST - 5 comments

What to write for Fulbright essays?

What does the Fulbright selection committee look for in both essays (both the Statement of Grant Purpose as well as the Personal Statement). [more inside]
posted by taltalim at 6:37 PM PST - 11 comments

What do I need to make this Toro weed trimmer work?

I was given an electric Toro weed trimmer. It powers up and the motor seems to function fine, but it's missing the part required to hold the wire. What do I need to attach to it? Some part, some cap, a thingy, a doohickey? Not even sure what to search for or ask for at the hardware store. Here are pictures of its business end. Can you tell me what I need to buy to make this work?
posted by Mo Nickels at 6:29 PM PST - 7 comments

Where can I store a canoe near the water in Seattle?

Canoe storage in Seattle: what options are there for apartment dwellers who would like to own a canoe? One caveat- I don't own a car. This would need to be by the water. Are there marinas that offer lockers for small boats? Google hasn't helped me with this one. Any info would be awesome! Thanks.
posted by letstrythis at 6:15 PM PST - 8 comments

Can Mbox 2 and Pro Tools LE 7.0 work on Windows 7 64-bit?

Can Mbox 2 and Pro Tools LE 7.0 work on Windows 7 64-bit? [more inside]
posted by onich at 5:55 PM PST - 2 comments

Am I a Catholic bastard?

So I talk to my mother this evening on the phone and she was telling me that she went to confession for the first time in 20 years. (I will provide relevant religious background in a moment. Swears.) I had thought since she had reaffirmed her faith nearly a decade ago that she had been doing this, but hey, no big deal. Good for her! Apparently the priest asked if she was married in the eyes of the Church and she replied, yes, my first marriage, but he left me and my second marriage, no, we haven't. The priest proceeds to tell my mother to call his secretary; why? He has said he will "exonerate" (his/mom's words, not mine) her first marriage and consecrate her current one. Again, this changes no feelings towards my mom and my stepdad (who is awesome on toast) by any means, but now I have to ask: Does this mean my mom (and my biological father's) marriage will be dissolved? Does this mean, in essence, theologically, my sister and I will be bastards? [more inside]
posted by Kitteh at 5:55 PM PST - 12 comments

How do we proceed with family problems?

need help with child custody/unfit parent/cps issue (see more) [more inside]
posted by red_lotus at 5:42 PM PST - 7 comments

You built a time machine... out of a '74 SAAB wagon?!

I'm considering going back to the good old days, when cars were simple and could be easily repaired by a competent home mechanic with basic tools. Problem is, I'm a SAAB junkie and the particular older car I'm considering (the 1970's era 95 wagon with the V4 Ford engine) is rare & quirky. Am I crazy to be considering a rare Swedish antique for basic transportation? Do I have the right idea but the wrong car? Help me, MeFi greasemonkeys! [more inside]
posted by richyoung at 5:36 PM PST - 20 comments

How to have only an outgoing message?

How can I have a phone number play a pre-recorded message and hang up? [more inside]
posted by ooklala at 5:34 PM PST - 8 comments

stfu air conditioner!

How to quiet down our AC window unit that seems to make an entire wall resonate? [more inside]
posted by mandymanwasregistered at 5:20 PM PST - 4 comments

Where can I find instructions on making cardboard furniture?

Where can I find free blueprints / instructions / patterns on how to build cardboard furniture? [more inside]
posted by Peter Petridish at 4:51 PM PST - 3 comments

Cropping avi

I have alarge video file. it's avi and i want to crop segments from it. What should i use?
posted by Frasermoo at 4:47 PM PST - 10 comments

What are my prospects for moving to the US?

My SO has a permanent job in the US. We're both British citizens. What are the prospects for me to move over to join her? Also: Canada! [more inside]
posted by Urtylug at 4:35 PM PST - 12 comments

Your experiences with fractured elbow repair?

Two months ago I fell and fractured my right radial head. It's not healing, and surgery is now a possibility. Care to help me weigh my options? [more inside]
posted by That's Numberwang! at 4:31 PM PST - 3 comments

Before I formed you in the womb I knew you...

Did you have a baby that was diagnosed with a birth defect on ultrasound? How did you cope? [more inside]
posted by felix betachat at 4:26 PM PST - 18 comments

Need a junker that isn't complete junk!

How to find a cheap but reliable car in the Seattle area? I've tried craigslist and some dealers. [more inside]
posted by rainygrl716 at 4:15 PM PST - 4 comments

"I got five hard drives with eighty-nine gigabytes, I eat databases, networks, and web sites."

[OSX Organizational Filter] I do video and need to become better organized on my external drives. [more inside]
posted by history is a weapon at 4:15 PM PST - 4 comments

Please help identify this grill/stove

Please help identify this grill or stove device. http://yfrog.com/n6photo2wuj
posted by dpollitt at 4:14 PM PST - 3 comments

Civ V on a MacBook Pro?

I have a MacBook Pro and want to be able to play Civilization V. Will one of the virtualization programs like BootCamp or Parallels work for this? Also, can the MBP handle the graphics for Civ V? Thanks!!
posted by jingo74 at 3:40 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me stock my locker pantry!

Help me build the perfect locker pantry! Suggest non-perishable staples that I can keep in my locker to create quick lunches. [more inside]
posted by mollymayhem at 3:02 PM PST - 10 comments

What is this berry shrub?

What is this berry shrub growing on my property? [more inside]
posted by Meagan at 3:01 PM PST - 6 comments

White foam on my wall. Is it mold?

A month ago or so a bit of water made it into a corner in my carpeted basement floor and subsequently dried. Now, in that same area, it looks like someone sprayed some white shaving cream on the bottom of the wall. Is this mold (I assume yes)? If so, what's the best way to treat it? If not, what the heck is it?
posted by evadery at 2:56 PM PST - 4 comments

Should I quit my consulting job mid-way through a big project?

Should I quit my consulting job mid-way through a big project? [more inside]
posted by magazineaddict at 2:47 PM PST - 9 comments

Just accidentally took an extra 200 mg of lamictal. What do I do?

I just accidentally took an extra dose of Lamictal. YANMD, but should I call mine? [more inside]
posted by cosmic osmo at 2:27 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I sync an old iPhone to a new computer and retain its contents?

My iPhone was upgraded from 3G to 4. I've given the old 3G handset to my wife, to use sans SIM. How do I sync it to another computer, and retain everything that's on it? [more inside]
posted by snarfois at 2:00 PM PST - 5 comments

FSL and Linux installation

I need help (via chat if possible) - I'm trying to install FSL on Linux (in a Windows environment via VMware) and running into some snags. I'm very new to Linux but overall a competent computer user. I'm stuck trying to configure it & bring up the gui.
posted by sociolibrarian at 1:21 PM PST - 4 comments

What should I wish for?

I'm going to be a recipient of the Make-a-Wish Foundation. I get one wish. What should I ask for? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:06 PM PST - 44 comments

Where to find a creative services job in DC (or maybe elsewhere)?

Where to find an in-house graphics job in DC or Baltimore? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:06 PM PST - 2 comments

The friends dilemma

How to Move a couch two blocks in NYC? [more inside]
posted by jourman2 at 12:55 PM PST - 15 comments

Books with plots about heist/con artists/scams

Please recommend any heist/con artist books. [more inside]
posted by pleasebekind at 12:02 PM PST - 25 comments

Looking for various iPad apps...

Looking for various iPad apps that can do specific tasks that will help me run my record store. [more inside]
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 11:55 AM PST - 3 comments

Bondage class in NYC? (NSFW)

My girlfriend and I would like to get into some light bondage -- particularly tying. I know there are plenty of videos and books, but does anyone know a good intro to tying class in the NYC area? Also, what kind of and how much rope should we buy to start? Thanks!
posted by The Dutchman at 11:49 AM PST - 11 comments

give me my card!

Lenovo g460 graphics auto-switching? [more inside]
posted by joyeuxamelie at 11:44 AM PST - 3 comments

Help finding an inexpensive, yet totally awesome, book!

What book should I choose to be dedicated to me in honor of my recent graduation? [more inside]
posted by jenny76 at 11:20 AM PST - 15 comments

new approach to multiple data streams for television?

searching for new approach to 2-dimensional presentation of multiple streams of data for television series that goes beyond CNBC and "24" [more inside]
posted by TMezz at 11:15 AM PST - 5 comments

What makes a great Walking Tour?

What makes for a good city tour? If you've ever been on a walking tour of a city, what made it great? What didn't you like? [more inside]
posted by jontyjago at 11:06 AM PST - 6 comments

Korean language immersion

I met some Korean ESL students in school and have been drinking and hanging out with them, they are really cool people and want me to show them around Scottsdale and go clubbing in some upscale joints, trouble is I am clueless to the club scene, haven’t been to Scottsdale and don’t have club clothes. [more inside]
posted by MeatyBean at 11:03 AM PST - 6 comments

Can I level concrete footings?

Uneven concrete footings for a deck - can they be leveled somehow or do I need to re-dig? [more inside]
posted by bitteroldman at 10:54 AM PST - 14 comments

Is this your jacket?

Awesome online kid's clothing name label merchant? [more inside]
posted by ambrosia at 10:49 AM PST - 6 comments

Pun introduced in translation?

Is there a pun in Hamlet's first line in the movie Hamlet liikemaailmassa? [more inside]
posted by kenko at 10:43 AM PST - 7 comments

I want a plain black fitted stylish woman's pea coat.

I want a stylish, flattering, WARM pea coat. [more inside]
posted by tweedle at 10:42 AM PST - 23 comments

If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Barcelona

Where should we stay in Barcelona and Munich? And how to buy the train tickets? [more inside]
posted by Cogito at 10:33 AM PST - 6 comments

give a friend the secrets to my business

Should I help my friend get work in my specialized industry? [more inside]
posted by ljs30 at 10:31 AM PST - 8 comments

What are ActiveX Controls capable of doing?

What are ActiveX controls capable of doing? [more inside]
posted by bboylawson at 10:19 AM PST - 7 comments

Peanut Butter Cake

In a normal cake mix recipe (mix+oil+water+eggs) is there anything I can successfully substitute with peanut butter? [more inside]
posted by abitha! at 10:09 AM PST - 6 comments

Garmin eTrex Legend HCx with Open Street Map

Garmin eTrex Legend HCx with Open Street Map - anyone used it? [more inside]
posted by Dali Atomicus at 10:07 AM PST - 5 comments

Google's Logo Kills IE8

What is it about today's Google "Buckyball" logo that's causing Internet Explorer 8 to slow to a crawl? [more inside]
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 9:49 AM PST - 7 comments

Do I pursue the fact that my GI doc did not wait for the anaesthetic to take effect during my upper endoscopy & colonoscopy?

I just underwent upper endoscopy and colonoscopy. The GI administered the anaesthetic in a haphazard, guesswork fashion and eventually just gave up and proceeded even though the anaesthetic was clearly having no effect yet. My reflexive reactions to the EGD were pretty violent although I don't think I ended up with any injuries. The drugs kicked in 3/4 of the way through the colonoscopy. How much of a big deal should I make out of this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:36 AM PST - 14 comments

Quit My Hedonistic Ways?

I'm a person with a disability who's been seeing a sex worker for the last few months. It's been a lot of fun and I have no regrets, but should I continue seeing her? The full dirt inside. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:35 AM PST - 23 comments

Questions Thoreau might have asked before going to Walden for 9 months

Looking for advice of the virtues and pitfalls, or personal stories of choosing a long term nature awareness and primitive skills program for myself. Specifically looking at this one. [more inside]
posted by DetonatedManiac at 9:32 AM PST - 0 comments

Gauloises cigarettes in Austin, Texas?

Is there anywhere to buy Gauloises Cigarettes in Austin, Texas? [more inside]
posted by Slash_fan at 9:25 AM PST - 4 comments

Best iPhone speakers for under $300?

What are the best iPhone speakers I can get for under $300? [more inside]
posted by E-Boogie at 9:24 AM PST - 3 comments

(Fancy) Dress Me!

Fancy dress/costume ideas please! [more inside]
posted by ellieBOA at 9:01 AM PST - 10 comments

Sandal recommendations for the giant-foot lady

I need new travelin' shoes. My beloved Keen Newports have started causing heel pain. I have a trip with alot of walking coming up and I'm looking for sport sandal recommendations. [more inside]
posted by cabingirl at 7:12 AM PST - 13 comments

How do I stop my laptop from sleeping?

I want to keep my laptop running when I close the lid, but only when it's connected to an external monitor (via HDMI). When it's not connected to the monitor I want closing the lid to activate sleep. Is this possible? (on Windows 7)
posted by tsh at 6:46 AM PST - 5 comments

This is why we need to know this

Can you recommend an essay that defends a liberal education? [more inside]
posted by Buffaload at 6:17 AM PST - 14 comments

Describe the tether experiment

Can you describe the experiment in which an animal is tethered for a period of time, the tether is removed, and the animal still stays within the radius of the tether?
posted by markcmyers at 5:54 AM PST - 11 comments

Is it legal to copy legal documents?

Unless specified against so, is it legal to copy other people's legal documents (work contract, websites' disclaimer, terms of use, etc) for my own use? I want to copy parts of other people's legal documents to create a customized version for my own business.
posted by bbxx at 5:49 AM PST - 9 comments

Games that you can learn from

Just spent ages playing a geography game (Globetrotter XL) and my understanding of the globe is now way better. What are some other great online games I might learn something from playing?
posted by MetaMonkey at 5:14 AM PST - 10 comments

Roofing scam?

Roofing filter. Tempting offer to replace my roof -- what's the scam? [more inside]
posted by SallyHitMeOntheHead at 4:58 AM PST - 17 comments

How to discourage dog food eating in toddler?

How do I get my toddler uninterested in the dog food? [more inside]
posted by Golfhaus at 4:33 AM PST - 15 comments

New Nervous Tick

Four days ago there was a storm. Standing ankle deep in water which had flooded up to my front door step, I stuck my metal key into my apparently 100% metal door and ended up sort of electrocuting myself, feeling a tingle and shock going up my arm. Since then I've had this weird tingling sensation in my right hand and arm up to my elbow... just now I tried to hold up a can of soda my fingers and hand tremble. Now what? [more inside]
posted by peachtree at 3:35 AM PST - 9 comments

Working for the man

UKFilter: What should I ask for when negotiating compensation for being on call as a private school sysadmin? What can they reasonably ask me to give up? [more inside]
posted by ArkhanJG at 2:24 AM PST - 10 comments

How can I deal with my Private Student Loans?

A lot of debt, almost not funds to pay it. And bad, bad things happen when you don't pay private student loans. Besides "Get a better job" (which I'm certainly trying to do), what advice can you offer? [more inside]
posted by wanderingchord at 2:04 AM PST - 38 comments

Sci-fi artist webpage: cylindrical crater city?

I'm looking for a sci-fi artist's webpage. The only thing I remember is a (digital?) series of painting of a sprawling city inside a cylindrical crater (or possibly at the base of a tall spire). [more inside]
posted by archagon at 2:00 AM PST - 13 comments

Tax Hike for the U.S.?

Are most U.S. citizens looking at a federal tax hike next year? I can't seem to find reliable data on this. Would such a hike apply to money earned 2010 or 2011?
posted by The ____ of Justice at 12:29 AM PST - 17 comments

September 3

Word misplaced or imagined?

Please help me find a specific word, perhaps two, meaning 1) fear of ambiguity and 2) fear of the imagination. Am I misremembering the word(s) for these? Is it obviously right under my nose in English, or does it not exist at all? I thought it might be Greek or have a Greek root, though I could certainly be wrong. Thanks!
posted by methinks at 10:30 PM PST - 11 comments

English Subtitles from Spanish channels (DirecTV)

How do I get English subtitles from spanish channels (I am using directv)? [more inside]
posted by sirhensley at 10:29 PM PST - 6 comments

Song identification help, please

I need help identifying a song I heard recently, but I don't recall the exact lyrics. Given the vague details I provide, can you help? [more inside]
posted by easy, lucky, free at 9:42 PM PST - 3 comments

At right about the nose level

I'm enrolled in an advanced semantics class, wherein I'm 1 of 2 undergraduates. It's been a year and a half since I've studied syntax in any way and the class is (after one day) very syntax heavy. Can the hive-mind help me find a good syntax refresher? [more inside]
posted by shesdeadimalive at 9:14 PM PST - 4 comments

Will two dogs join in league vendetta to overthrow us as rulers of the house?

How is having two dogs different from having one dog? [more inside]
posted by little light-giver at 8:59 PM PST - 31 comments

Can't remember, need help: Work of fiction about evolution

Can't remember, need help: Work of fiction about evolution [more inside]
posted by gb77 at 8:55 PM PST - 2 comments

Is my bathroom light fixture arcing?

Our overhead bathroom light fixture flooded from above earlier. The water's been dumped out, and the leak in the bathroom above ours has supposedly been fixed. But now I'm hearing this sound... [more inside]
posted by limeonaire at 7:59 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me find terms like Occam's Razor and Maslow's Hammer

What other terms and phrases can I use in the Maslow's Hammer/Occam's Razor mould? [more inside]
posted by man down under at 7:46 PM PST - 24 comments

When the 2 Party System isn't enough...help me make a great West Wing Party

Big Block of Cheese filter: suggestions for a great West Wing party wanted! [more inside]
posted by eralclare at 6:50 PM PST - 37 comments

What comedy skit had a woman's breast singing the song "Ain't Got a Home"?

What comedy skit had a woman's breast singing the song "Ain't Got a Home"? [more inside]
posted by Addlepated at 6:50 PM PST - 1 comment

Help Decipher Poorly written Email address

I need help deciphering a written email address. My friend was on a train to NYC when he met a couple from Italy. They were visiting NY and NJ for the first time. They talked the whole ride and when it was time to depart they quickly scribbled their email address onto a piece of paper. The email address is hard to read. Its is something with @tele2.it Please look at the hand writing and let me know what you think it is. Follow this link to view the image.
posted by wheats at 6:37 PM PST - 58 comments

Looking for movies to check out...

Looking for film suggestions along the lines of Lynch, Refn, Jarmusch, Aronofsky, and so on... [more inside]
posted by doomtop at 6:34 PM PST - 30 comments

My Kingdom For a Home.....And Then What?

What is one to expect after buying a house? [more inside]
posted by goalyeehah at 6:29 PM PST - 29 comments

Technically exemplary metal bass performances?

Technically exemplary metal bass performances? [more inside]
posted by Joe Beese at 6:18 PM PST - 14 comments

Email help for iPhone!

Why did a new iPhone 4 load thousands of email messages when signing into mail the first time? Mail is viewed on a home computer using Outlook. Looking for solutions that do not involve deleting 1500 mail messages by hand. [more inside]
posted by shortskirtlongjacket at 6:09 PM PST - 3 comments

Destinations within 3-5 hours south of SF, ideally near the coast?

Destinations within 3-5 hours south of SF, ideally near the coast? [more inside]
posted by wooh at 5:53 PM PST - 11 comments

Buy the new iPod Touch now?

Is there any technical reason for me to not buy the new iPod Touch that was released this week? Are there glitches in it would cause me to wait for an update? Also, I expect to use it only for apps and a limited library of music just as I used my old one. Why would I need more that 8GB?
posted by partner at 5:03 PM PST - 10 comments

How can I keep tabs on my downloads, so Rogers doesn't kneecap me?

Is there a way for me to keep track of the total amount of data (in megabytes) I download over the course of a month, on a single machine? [more inside]
posted by AAAA at 5:03 PM PST - 8 comments

Getting jacked around

Picture inside. Please help me know what type of 3.5mm adapter I am trying to find. [more inside]
posted by yoyoceramic at 4:56 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me fix these boots!

Please help me with these boots I just bought! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:47 PM PST - 9 comments

My ex has recently started smoking marijuana. This isn't like her and I'm worried.

My ex has recently started smoking marijuana. This isn't like her and I'm worried. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:47 PM PST - 28 comments

Help me identify this painting please

Can you identify the painting on Steiner's Wall. [more inside]
posted by JoeyDee at 3:59 PM PST - 6 comments

Live Bookmark feed failed to load.

My live bookmarks in Firefox have suddenly stopped updating automatically (instead it says, "Live Bookmark feed failed to load.") How can I start them back up? [more inside]
posted by Yiggs at 3:54 PM PST - 1 comment

Help a picky reader find more authors

I have a very narrow taste in fiction, and I'm running out authors. Overall, I like how things are written more than what they say. But even given that, I'm terribly picky. Help me find more authors to love! [more inside]
posted by hopeless romantique at 3:52 PM PST - 49 comments

Slightly wounded ultrarunner needs Nurse Nancy.

My boyfriend is a long distance runner and quite serious about it. He's been training for the Equinox Marathon in Fairbanks this September. He's developed a serious blister on his heel however... [more inside]
posted by madred at 3:39 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me find an appropriate exercise class in NYC

My metabolism has slowed down greatly in the past few years, my love of ice cream has not. Best exercise class in Midtown NYC that will get me in shape quickly? [more inside]
posted by Brainy at 3:10 PM PST - 21 comments

I Need Other Slithy Toves

I'm a middle school teacher working with kids who struggle academically and emotionally, and I'm gonna make them memorize a poem over the course of 6 months. What are some ass-kicking choices? "Jabberwocky" excites me, but I could use more. Ideas?
posted by dzaz at 3:07 PM PST - 50 comments

Help me find this Chris Brown-like song!

Identify-this-song-filter: Looking for a recent pop song, which is similar in style and released within a year or two to Chris Brown's Forever. [more inside]
posted by moiraine at 2:41 PM PST - 4 comments

How does one acquire temporary guardianship in Virginia to prevent self-harm?

Looking for information on Temporary Guardianship in the case of multiple attempted suicides in Virginia. [more inside]
posted by Hwaet at 2:22 PM PST - 6 comments

Homer Simpson, 38

How many birthdays/Christmases/summers have occured on The Simpsons? I know Bart and Lisa would be in their twenties now in real time, but how old 'should' they be in show time? [more inside]
posted by mippy at 2:21 PM PST - 20 comments

Hey There, Big Boy

Where can I get overalls for a Big Boy costume? [more inside]
posted by kirkaracha at 2:10 PM PST - 4 comments

Isp turned off access pending DMCA compliance.

My friend received a DMCA takedown notica via her ISP, that order her to remove some content that someone had allegedly downloaded on an ip that matched hers at some point. [more inside]
posted by digividal at 1:57 PM PST - 10 comments

Solo woman in Italy?

Safety measures for a woman traveling solo in Italy? [more inside]
posted by bardophile at 1:53 PM PST - 14 comments

Why am I muted on facebook?

I no longer seem to be able to comment on people who write on the wall of our business page on Facebook. Any thoughts? [more inside]
posted by UMDirector at 1:35 PM PST - 3 comments

What can I wear on my wrist besides a watch?

I am a man who wears a wristwatch. What can I wear on the other wrist? Preferably something that serves some function. [more inside]
posted by bartleby at 1:29 PM PST - 25 comments

I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

Wanted: suggestions for things to see in NE Wyoming and western South Dakota. [more inside]
posted by elder18 at 1:22 PM PST - 13 comments

Why would you write this in Perl?

Can you explain to me a block of Perl? The tricky part is the last line, which is just a variable sitting on its own - no operation, no control structure, nothing. [more inside]
posted by yomimono at 1:17 PM PST - 13 comments

"if you replace each edge..."

Is there any relevant application for building an icosahedron out of resistors beyond exploring a common thought experiment? I've come across this many times: "If you replace each edge of an icosahedron with 1 Ohm resistors, what will the resistance be between opposite vertices?" [more inside]
posted by garethspor at 1:08 PM PST - 6 comments

UK Benefits: What should I do?

UK Benefits: What should I do? I'm returning to work after a period of illness but it's complicated. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:58 PM PST - 3 comments

Taking this lowball badly, need perspective and good advice

My employer tried to lowball me severely on my salary. Am I making too much of this? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:58 PM PST - 35 comments

Help with stretch marks?

How do I rid myself of scars? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:57 PM PST - 16 comments

After a long night of antioxidants

Help me find a "tea hangover" spoof youtube video. Details: Keg party version of a tea party, college students chugging tea, dude waking up and groggily saying something along the lines of "man, I feel slightly caffeinated and my circulatory system seems improved."
posted by DeltaForce at 12:51 PM PST - 3 comments

In which you help me create the greatest 70s SOUL COMPILATION PLAYLIST the world has ever seen!

In which you help me create the greatest 70s SOUL COMPILATION PLAYLIST the world has ever seen! [more inside]
posted by Senor Cardgage at 12:47 PM PST - 24 comments

You Keep Me Hangin' On

Which version of the song "You Keep Me Hangin' On" is at about 1:06:00 in this DJ mix? It's a disco version with (apparently) male vocals and awesome horns - here's the section in question: [mp3]
posted by awesomebrad at 12:24 PM PST - 2 comments

Just give me a SLYT, please. It's all I want.

Help me find an obscure (but hilarious) online video. [more inside]
posted by hamandcheese at 12:01 PM PST - 1 comment

Favorite passages to read aloud?

What are your favorite passages to read aloud to someone? [more inside]
posted by incandescentman at 11:54 AM PST - 68 comments

Smile, you're on suprisingly cost-effective, internet-capable, DVR-connected camera!

What's the "best" standalone security/surveillance DVR? Assume that I want the best mix of value, quality, cool features and durability/longevity. Are there "prosumer" DVR products? [more inside]
posted by iknowizbirfmark at 11:49 AM PST - 2 comments

Can I bring a backpack to the US Open?

Can I bring a backpack into the US Open (tennis) in New York? [more inside]
posted by eggman at 11:34 AM PST - 4 comments

I know what you did between 14-18, computer.

I'm looking for an osx app which would periodically check a folder on a remote WebDAV volume and download anything which has appeared on the same day. [more inside]
posted by monocultured at 11:33 AM PST - 4 comments

I love a cutter. Help me help her.

I love a cutter. Help me help her. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:29 AM PST - 26 comments

I do-- now how much of this do I need to re-do?

My partner and I have decided to get married now and have the wedding in the next couple of years. But we just bought a business, and in the last couple of weeks I have signed dozens of legal and financial documents. I'm taking his last name- what is the difficulty level of doing name changes on all of these documents, and how soon do I need to have them completed? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:28 AM PST - 4 comments

So a time machine, woman, and quirky teenager walk into a bar...

What is this humorous webcomic about a woman who uses a time machine to try and fix her teenage mistakes? [more inside]
posted by isnotchicago at 11:20 AM PST - 5 comments

What's the deal with GIS these days?

So I'm really excited about the possibility of working in Geographic Information Systems - please help me get a sense of the lay of the land. [more inside]
posted by geneva uswazi at 10:44 AM PST - 11 comments

What do you do in the middle of a dance circle?

Crisis situation: You're at a dance party, thoroughly enjoying yourself. All of a sudden, a dance circle forms and different people start showing off their stuff. Your friends jump in, and when they're finished, they push you in. What do you do? What's a good go-to move? Links and tutorials much appreciated. [more inside]
posted by arkitex at 10:42 AM PST - 27 comments

In OS X, How do I disable the Cmd-F1 display mirroring keyboard shortcut?

In Mac OS X, how can I disable the Cmd-F1 keyboard shortcut? [more inside]
posted by kpmcguire at 10:39 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me find a specific essay/blog post about working and productivity.

Help me find a specific essay/blog post about working and productivity. [more inside]
posted by AmitinLA at 10:29 AM PST - 3 comments

Pay it...forward? Backward? Sideways?

I pay my bills online every month. I use each service's website in order to do so. I'm thinking of switching over to Chase's online bill pay system. Is this worth it? [more inside]
posted by andrewcilento at 10:28 AM PST - 28 comments

Gauge for measuring soil moisture

Have you used a soil moisture gauge? [more inside]
posted by foggy out there now at 10:25 AM PST - 3 comments

Are new bikes more fun to ride?

Bicycle-filter: Should I shout myself a new bike, or is my old one just fine? Have bought a bike you didn't need? Do you love it? Or do you kind of regret it? [more inside]
posted by puffmoike at 10:23 AM PST - 21 comments

Kenneth, what's the frequency?

Anyone familiar with the Simian Broadcast program/software? [more inside]
posted by Allee Katze at 10:20 AM PST - 2 comments

Please help me create a list of themes and related activities for children.

I work with kids in an afterschool program ranging in age from 3-10. I'm contemplating having themes for a week where we do a lot of creative activities revolving around the theme. So, one week the theme might be "jungle animals" and we could make animal masks from paper plates, draw animals, make jungle animal puppets and do a puppet show, play a game outside involving jungle animals, read a picture book about jungle animals, etc. [more inside]
posted by booksherpa at 10:18 AM PST - 11 comments

Weight and Dating.

30 y/o female - Lost a lot of weight then gained it back but am still in healthy range and in decent shape. Fine. Whatever. So how do I feel better about myself and how do I feel more confident when dating? [more inside]
posted by floweredfish at 10:02 AM PST - 45 comments

Bassist seeks bass for serious, long-term relationship

What kind of bass guitar am I looking for? [more inside]
posted by otolith at 9:36 AM PST - 16 comments

Help a fairly newcomer to Fantasy Football

I've only really played fantasy football last year, and I did really badly. Help me learn how to play better and get through my draft this year. [more inside]
posted by PetiePal at 9:09 AM PST - 13 comments

Find me some rhubarb pie TODAY

Where can I buy a rhubarb pie in NYC today? Queens or Manhattan preferred, but I'll take what I can get. [more inside]
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 8:38 AM PST - 9 comments

What do I need to know about applying to grad school?

Wannabe grad student demonstrates that grad school is probably a bad idea by asking you to hold her hand. [more inside]
posted by Kutsuwamushi at 8:37 AM PST - 22 comments

Please help me identify a short story about a foggy dream world and humanoids with stomach rats.

Please help me identify a short story about a foggy dream world and humanoids with stomach rats. [more inside]
posted by adipocere at 8:35 AM PST - 2 comments

What would you do with SWA credit?

What would you do with some SWA credit? Help me brainstorm about planning an affordable and fun/relaxing vacation in December/January. We need to go somewhere Southwest flies. [more inside]
posted by hansbrough at 8:33 AM PST - 4 comments

How do Americans divorce overseas?

Please help me with some information for a play I'm working on...International divorce issues... [more inside]
posted by pearlybob at 8:29 AM PST - 1 comment

Preserving grand total sorting with a value filter in place.

Is there a way to preserve grand total sorting in an Excel Pivot table when I've got a top 5 value filter on one of the columns? [more inside]
posted by undercoverhuwaaah at 8:16 AM PST - 1 comment

This is about to get scary.

I have about 56,000 in private student loans from Citibank. They are at a variable interest rate. The interest rate right now is, of course, very low. When interest rates inevitably go back up, these loans are going to get very expensive. I have been unable to find anyone who will consolidate or refinance these loans. [more inside]
posted by troublemenot at 7:45 AM PST - 11 comments

It's like a bad midnight movie in my brain

Looking for the name of a paperback fantasy novel I read in the very late 80s or early 90s. It involved conjuring demons, talismans, a mirror world, and other stuff. [more inside]
posted by komara at 7:24 AM PST - 21 comments

Can this mystery painting be found?

Looking for the name and artist of a particular painting I have vague recollections of. [more inside]
posted by Anima Mundi at 7:24 AM PST - 18 comments

Who am I? How did I get here?

Trying to figure out what would be considered my family's country of origin ... [more inside]
posted by troywestfield at 7:21 AM PST - 18 comments

Good places for an outdoors wedding in Colorado's Front Range?

My partner and I are getting married next summer, and are searching for a place for the ceremony and reception. We want this to be near Denver, but to at least feel like it's in (or near) a forest. [more inside]
posted by McBearclaw at 7:02 AM PST - 10 comments

How to welcome my honey back from 10 days of silent meditation?

My honey is returning home from a ten-day silent meditation retreat on Sunday. In all of my excitement to welcome him home, should I be wary of ruining his vibe? Looking for some metafilter insight into reentry from these retreats, and how they would have liked to have been welcomed home. [more inside]
posted by Lisitasan at 6:54 AM PST - 8 comments

What to expect from a vitrectomy

I have a friend who is about to undergo emergency vitrectomy surgery. What should he expect in terms of the procedure and the recovery? [more inside]
posted by crapples at 6:52 AM PST - 6 comments

DC foodie groups/links?

DC area foodies - Lend me your recommendations! [more inside]
posted by anti social order at 6:09 AM PST - 14 comments

Self-hypnosis downloads for oral surgery healing?

Recommend a self-hypnosis tape (online download preferred) to listen to in preparation for wisdom tooth extraction. [more inside]
posted by pants at 5:16 AM PST - 12 comments

Apple Festival

I am so lucky to live in the heart of NC apple country. In fact, I can see an orchard out my back window. Best of all, I have a love for the taste of this versatile fruit. But I have little knowledge of ways to use them. Please share your ideas for ways to enjoy them fully. [more inside]
posted by netbros at 4:50 AM PST - 22 comments

The One Account

The One Account from Royal Bank of Scotland. Any good? [more inside]
posted by Blackwatch at 4:01 AM PST - 8 comments

Web Service, Web Application and HTTPS Questions

I'm putting together a publicly-available web service/application and have some security questions. [more inside]
posted by syzygy at 3:42 AM PST - 7 comments

Legal but affordable audiobooks

Audible.com vs Audible.co.uk. Several times now, books I want to listen to have appeared on Audible.com but not .co.uk. Being in Ireland, .com will not allow me to set up an account. Is there a legal and affordable route? The latest Brandon Sanderson is the straw currently breaking the camel's back. It's £54.63 on CD from Amazon, or 1 measly credit from Audible.com. This is not the first nor likely will it be the last such occurrence and as a regular audiobook listener, I genuinely want to pay, just not through the nose.
posted by leakymem at 3:19 AM PST - 2 comments

What kind of RAM should I buy for my netbook?

I currently have an Asus eeepc 1005P. I want to add an extra 1gb of memory to it, but I'm unsure of what kind of RAM I should be buying/looking at. I've looked at a few other forums and such but they seem to be a little vague as to what exactly I should be looking for. Help would be much appreciated
posted by uboat at 3:12 AM PST - 7 comments

I wanna rock down to inappropriate name avenue.

How does one go about changing the name of the street their house is on? (United States) [more inside]
posted by sandra_s at 2:59 AM PST - 8 comments

One Time Special IRA Deal For You This Year Only

2010-Only-IRA-Filter: Should I roll my Traditional IRA to a Roth IRA? [more inside]
posted by Fiat124 at 12:40 AM PST - 9 comments

How can I make the most out of a science internship?

How can I get the most out of my science internship? [more inside]
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 12:34 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me choose fish for my new tank!

What freshwater fish options do I have for a 5 gallon tank? [more inside]
posted by kro at 12:03 AM PST - 15 comments

September 2

Car Camp Colorado

Ms Jabo and I are headed to Colorado for some car camping. Our route is from Pagosa Springs to Lake City to Lake Irwin Camp Ground (East of Crested Butte). Any car camping and/or scenic stop-over recommendations along the way will be greatly appreciated. [more inside]
posted by jabo at 11:17 PM PST - 2 comments

Where can one buy an urn in Chicago?

Where can one buy a tasteful urn on FRIDAY (9/3) in Chicago? (Maybe an art gallery?) Something like this would be good. The request was for something tasteful, homemade and different, unlike what the funeral home offers. (Asking for a friend under a great deal of stress in a tough situation, so any help would be appreciated.)
posted by k8t at 11:11 PM PST - 9 comments

Identify death penalty movie from 1978-1983

I have searched and searched to no avail. I am looking for a possibly made for tv movie that would have aired during the late 70's / early 80's in the US. The part of the commercial I remember, has a man in a gas chamber screaming "I was framed!". That's all I remember.
posted by mlis at 10:21 PM PST - 1 comment

What was this video I was shown during an experiment?

When I was in college, probably in 1995 or 96, I was shown two short videos as part of an experiment that a graduate student in linguistics was conducting and then asked to describe the events in each. I was later told that the first video was from a well-known psychology experiment and was shown to subjects as a control. The experiment was about my reaction to the second video. Ever since then I've been wondering about that first video. [more inside]
posted by bq at 9:35 PM PST - 2 comments

What Was Your Rehab Experience Like in the First 24 Hours

After many years of struggling with alcoholism we finally talked my mom into going into rehab a couple of days ago. We checked her in at 2am and she was already trying to leave at 3pm the next day. She ended up not even fully discharging and walked out with only her pillow and hitched a ride to her house at 11pm that night. My question is more an inquiry about rehab. [more inside]
posted by flarbuse at 9:21 PM PST - 27 comments

Activities for Elderly, Sane Parents?

I don't want my senior citizen parents to die of boredom. Help me keep them busy with stimulating activities, online or otherwise! (I swear I'm not a controlling son. Well, maybe just a bit.) [more inside]
posted by teedee2000 at 9:13 PM PST - 24 comments

Make the Foam Stick to the Wall

What is the best adhesive to use to permanently affix Auralex acoustic treatment foam tiles to cinder block walls? I'd like it to be strong, but not impossible to remove in the future. I don't want any glue to soak through (about 1.5" of foam). Small job, just need the best glue.
posted by fourcheesemac at 8:15 PM PST - 6 comments

My Date Won't Stop Talking

What should I do when my date won't stop talking? [more inside]
posted by airguitar2 at 8:03 PM PST - 43 comments

Quitting a toxic work environment

How to quit a job when the company is small and the boss unstable? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:38 PM PST - 42 comments

I want to lie to cars.

I need a little advice on an electronics project that I'm working on. [more inside]
posted by Jon-o at 7:01 PM PST - 16 comments

Big Product, Big Decision

Vanity URL—link to subfolder of brand site, or stand-alone "vanity" site? [more inside]
posted by Mister_A at 6:58 PM PST - 3 comments

What do creative people drink in the fall?

I'm looking for the most delicious and creative fall/winter themed cocktails. Caveats and bonus point opportunities inside. [more inside]
posted by deep thought sunstar at 6:50 PM PST - 20 comments

How do I fix my cement driveway?

How do I fix my cement driveway? [more inside]
posted by jjderooy at 6:33 PM PST - 6 comments

Name that song?

For those who are awesome at identifying songs from next-to-nothing - why does the guitar part from this song ("Aaron and Maria" by the American Analog Set) sound so naggingly familiar? I know I've heard it before, but for the life of me I can't place it. [more inside]
posted by ella wren at 6:30 PM PST - 43 comments

What kind of vehicle should we get?

I have to buy a new (used) vehicle but know little about whats out there, so lets hear your suggestions! [more inside]
posted by hollyanderbody at 6:10 PM PST - 16 comments

What to do with leftover duck?

Leftover smoked duck breast should be used...how? A pasta sauce? [more inside]
posted by pipti at 5:24 PM PST - 18 comments

Help me avoid bed bugs...

Need advice on motels or hotels near Mills College in Oakland, CA. [more inside]
posted by janerica at 5:16 PM PST - 8 comments

Crewel Cartoons

Please suggest images I could convert into crewel which are cartoon modern in style, but not depictions of characters. [more inside]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 5:13 PM PST - 9 comments

I'm gonna have to build a rougelike, aren't I?

Have you ever seen a creative sysadmin resume? [more inside]
posted by pwnguin at 5:09 PM PST - 14 comments

Who are these cartoon characters?

Can you identify these dancing cartoon teenagers? [more inside]
posted by lore at 4:35 PM PST - 7 comments

Negotiable affection

I need your advice on paying for sex... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:25 PM PST - 20 comments

I spent $2500 on car repairs and all I got was a giant's paperweight

Is there any way I can turn a broken flywheel and clutch into some pocket money? [more inside]
posted by pluckemin at 4:19 PM PST - 9 comments

10th Anniversary Recommendations?

Help me make this an awesome 10 year anniversary! Asking for ideas for a relaxing vacation this fall. [more inside]
posted by Atom12 at 4:10 PM PST - 10 comments

Piano-heavy movie scores to inspire a budding composer/pianist?

Piano-heavy movie scores to inspire a budding composer/pianist? [more inside]
posted by tippiedog at 2:53 PM PST - 32 comments

Why have I not heard back?

How much more effort do I put in before giving up (relationship advice)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:50 PM PST - 21 comments

Facebook: getting posts from a group into my news feed

I belong to a Facebook group but messages being posted to it are not appearing on my news feed. What needs to be tweaked to enable this? I feel stupid even asking this question but there's something about the way FB works that is just not intuitive for me. The Help Center Faqs on Facebook aren't that helpful. [more inside]
posted by storybored at 2:45 PM PST - 3 comments

Airports at Christmas

How crowded and stressful are airports on Christmas Eve? [more inside]
posted by Paquda at 2:27 PM PST - 20 comments

Help me decide between a frenum piercing and a PA

Help me decide between a frenum piercing and a PA [NSFW] [more inside]
posted by Azazel Fel at 2:15 PM PST - 12 comments

Where to find a last minute pet sitter?

Can you help me find a last minute dog sitter for this weekend in Santa Monica? [more inside]
posted by Amethyst, Princess of Gemworld at 2:07 PM PST - 7 comments

What kind of hidden camera should we get, and is our plan even legal?

A question in two parts: What kind of hidden camera setup should I purchase? Also, would taking said hidden camera into a job interview be illegal? [more inside]
posted by rybreadmed at 1:56 PM PST - 29 comments

Oh the Humanity!

What is the general opinion of a Masters degree in the humanities?
posted by gypseefire at 1:43 PM PST - 37 comments

Racked with concern

I need help figuring out if a certain type of bike rack on the bus will be dangerous to use with my bike. Details inside. [more inside]
posted by bibliogrrl at 1:39 PM PST - 7 comments

how to best integrate flickr and a wordpress blog?

Looking for a simplified workflow for posting flickr images into posts on a wordpress blog. This should be simple, and may well be, but it is driving me crazy! [more inside]
posted by dan g. at 1:30 PM PST - 7 comments

Tipping the Driver, the Baker, the Cake Decorator?

Should I tip the person who baked, decorated, and is going to deliver the birthday cake I ordered for my boyfriend? [more inside]
posted by rhiannonstone at 1:11 PM PST - 31 comments

Word choice for land gained through a kind-of eminent domain thingy

Word-choice: I am struggling to find just the right word to describe something I am writing about. [more inside]
posted by jb at 1:00 PM PST - 10 comments

Getting A Tent Site

Is it risky showing up in the middle of the day on a holiday weekend expecting to snag a tent site at the Mt. Pisgah, NC campground? [more inside]
posted by philmas at 1:00 PM PST - 5 comments

To have and have not?

Help me find articles/books/etc. discussing the current shift from physical ownership to rental/licensing models. [more inside]
posted by nuffsaid at 12:47 PM PST - 1 comment

What is zit?

Looking for a dermatologist in Bellevue, WA to remove a small bump under my eye. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:26 PM PST - 9 comments

I come in peace!!

I have been working out a lot at night, on a semi-deserted stretch of walking path. I occasionally pass women (I'm a dude). What can I do to not come off creepy? [more inside]
posted by Spyder's Game at 12:11 PM PST - 60 comments

Underwater and selling: prepay mortgage or save for closing?

My wife and I are planning on selling our home early next year. We are currently owe about 10-15k more than it is worth. When we sell, we may have to pay up to 20k to cover the remaining balance on our mortgage, which we will have at that time. Instead of saving the money to pay when we close, should we instead pay down our mortgage so we will be above water when we sell?
posted by bajema at 12:01 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me price-shop doctors

Is there a site that lets you compare the cost of office visits for doctors/pediatricians in an area? I'm in Austin, TX, FWIW.
posted by kristymcj at 11:59 AM PST - 3 comments

I want to set up my LCD monitor to receive digital TV

I want to use an LCD monitor to receive over the air digital broadcast signals. How do I go about doing this, and what equipment do I need? [more inside]
posted by reenum at 11:44 AM PST - 11 comments

UK immigration woes.

Complicated UK immigration question revolving around my new found EU permanent residency. [more inside]
posted by DOUBLE A SIDE at 11:43 AM PST - 13 comments

Reams of paper no longer an option

Asking for boss: we need a database to track customer info and history. [more inside]
posted by Gilbert at 11:10 AM PST - 8 comments

Do regular TV viewers get counted?

If someone watches TV (cable or satellite, digital or analog), does the provider know that someone is watching? I.e., does a non-Neilsen family who skips the ads actually benefit the TV station they are watching? How about DVRs or VOD? How about digital radio?
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 11:09 AM PST - 9 comments

Closing a hotmail msn account

How do I close out my msn hotmail account? I try to but everytime it says that it's unable to close because there is some link to Microsoft Outlook preventing it. Any suggestions?
posted by Direwolf at 11:05 AM PST - 2 comments

Where can I get Lebanon bologna on the West Coast?

Where can I get Lebanon bologna on the West Coast? Extra points for freshly-made purveyors around San Francisco and really good home recipes. [more inside]
posted by kdar at 11:04 AM PST - 10 comments

Going back to School. Some uncertanities.

Going back to School. Some uncertanities. Sorry for the long passage inside. [more inside]
posted by jassi at 11:03 AM PST - 3 comments

Do you put hyperlinks in your resumé?

Should a resumé have hyperlinks in it, or is that frowned upon? [more inside]
posted by agent99 at 10:59 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me remember math!

I'm taking a calc-based physics class as well as a calculus class. The last time I took a math class was 5 years ago and I would love some refresher resources - or even better, an intensive algebra-trig-precalc course. Are there any online or in the DC area? [more inside]
posted by alaijmw at 10:55 AM PST - 10 comments

Well hello there...How would you like to help me get a job?

How to network? [more inside]
posted by The1andonly at 10:53 AM PST - 4 comments

Why doesn't my Macbook stay charged on an airplane using the Apple Magsafe power adapter?

Why doesn't my Macbook stay charged on an airplane using the Apple Magsafe power adapter? [more inside]
posted by kdern at 10:49 AM PST - 9 comments

How can I prove that I've had experience working with deadlines?

Resume Filter: For one of my past positions I'd like to emphasize that I've had experience working in a deadline-oriented environment. Can I express this by saying something like, "Completed assignments that met or exceeded deadlines"? Would a recruiter find any holes in this statement? [more inside]
posted by AngryTypingGuy at 10:44 AM PST - 16 comments

Maine (near Augusta) camping on a lake/island?

Maine (near Augusta) camping on a lake/island? [more inside]
posted by Carialle at 10:22 AM PST - 3 comments

Multiple uninstall utility

I recently discovered http://www.ninite.com, a great tool for installing new applications on a machine hands free. That was perfect for setting up a new PC. Now I want to clean up an old PC. Is there a tool that does the opposite of ninite? I want a list of all my installed application on my PC, and a 1 click button to uninstall all checked applications, handsfree. [more inside]
posted by ShootTheMoon at 10:07 AM PST - 5 comments

PolyVision Whiteboard Software Alternatives

Are there any alternatives to PolyVision's Whiteboard Photo software? Perhaps something that doesn't cost an arm and a leg? [more inside]
posted by NotMyselfRightNow at 9:40 AM PST - 4 comments

Mmmmmmm.... beeeer...

What would be a good, moderately-priced beer to serve with buffalo wings? [more inside]
posted by Serene Empress Dork at 9:10 AM PST - 39 comments

No can haz my special sauce!

Intellectual Property (IP) disclosure: Alternatives to NDA? [more inside]
posted by lothar at 9:07 AM PST - 11 comments

Pimp my shoes

These are my perfectly ordinary shoes. I'm terribly bored with them. How can I hack them to make them more interesting? [more inside]
posted by tavegyl at 9:06 AM PST - 17 comments

How to build photography skills?

Any great photography programs or schools in NYC? [more inside]
posted by delasoull at 9:04 AM PST - 10 comments

Font Tracking: Publisher vs. Pagemaker Values

I have a MS Publisher Document that I need to change the font tracking on. The change in the tracking must correspond to -50 and -25 tracking settings in PageMaker, but the Publisher expresses tracking values in terms of percentage. Anyone have a guess as to what percentage in Publisher would equal -50 and -25 in Pagemaker?
posted by anastasiav at 9:03 AM PST - 2 comments

Band I saw in SXSW in 2005

Band identification--SW US circa 2005 [more inside]
posted by Ideal Impulse at 8:56 AM PST - 5 comments

Attention presenters! What equipment do I need to buy?

What all do I need to buy in order to do multimedia presentations in community settings, and how much do you think it will cost? We're talking ground up here: I currently use an easel and newsprint. Needs to be portable. [more inside]
posted by Stewriffic at 8:53 AM PST - 4 comments

can you identify this shoe from the logo?

Can you identify this brand of shoe from the logo? Photo here.
posted by jclovebrew at 8:42 AM PST - 11 comments

Is there a simple, inexpensive, electronic way for a community association to receive dues and other payments?

Is there a simple, inexpensive, electronic way for a community association to receive dues and other payments? [more inside]
posted by cheapskatebay at 8:26 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me foil the feline furniture slashers

Cats shredded the vinyl upholstery on my fancy weight bench. What are my options to get it re-covered with something more durable? [more inside]
posted by de void at 8:14 AM PST - 5 comments

New lease... how can I avoid getting screwed?

With any luck, today I'll be leasing a new car. The price has been negotiated, the car's here, and I have an appointment at the dealership to handle all the paperwork. What do I need to know? What should I be on the lookout for? How are they going to try to screw me? [more inside]
posted by cgg at 8:03 AM PST - 20 comments

Is this relationship settling or is it just accepting that nothing is perfect and you need to be happy with what you have?

I'm in a relationship that is the best I've ever had (and in some ways the only serious one I've ever had), but it's still not that amazing. Do I abandon my notions that there is someone better out there and give this a real shot or do I just need to accept that being single forever is better than being in a not quite right relationship? (so very long inside...) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:03 AM PST - 29 comments

Why does Google Listen suck, and what are some better podcast apps?

I think that Google Listen, as far as a podcast app for Droid goes, is the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked. Is anyone else able to make it work for them? Or can you recommend a better podcast app for my Droid? [more inside]
posted by windbox at 8:01 AM PST - 18 comments

Winter houseboat rental

Houseboat rental for the winter in the USA. NC, SC, GA, or maybe FLA. [more inside]
posted by Hobgoblin at 7:10 AM PST - 4 comments

Evil company is evil

Blind rage- what can I do? [more inside]
posted by janelikes at 7:08 AM PST - 13 comments

help me find community and commitment readings

[commitment/marriage/community support filter]: looking for a reading about community support in the success of a relationship. [more inside]
posted by anya32 at 6:38 AM PST - 5 comments

solution within the problem?

Is there a site out there which would help me to pause, and hopefully walk away from my computer and do something else? My hand feels hardwired to click on Metafilter and a few other sites on my toolbar, which draw me into mindless hours of internetting. I am hoping to set an automatic muscle response which leads to a site which for whatever reason, jolts me into realizing I am staring at a computer semi-obsessively clicking things instead of walking around my city, or taping cardboard into strange sculptures, or taking part in the September Mefi running challenge, or even just quietly sitting bored. [more inside]
posted by thegreatfleecircus at 6:36 AM PST - 20 comments

Does Germany have its own LinkedIn?

Does Germany have its own LinkedIn? Is there a strong professional social networking community in Germany apart from LinkedIn, in the way France has viadeo? China and Japan are also of interest, but I care most about Germany. For the sake of future readers, other countries are welcome. Does not have to be in English.
posted by whatzit at 6:29 AM PST - 6 comments

Natural leather belt from competent saddler or tack maker?

Ruined my 25 year old leather belt. For some years I've been looking for a duplicate, but no joy. I'm looking for a plain, flexible, natural-cowhide belt, made well and unadorned. [more inside]
posted by jet_silver at 6:27 AM PST - 16 comments

Suggestions for low-key things to do in London?

I'm going to be in London on business for a week, and I may wind up with a couple of afternoons to myself. I don't have a burning need to do lots of sight-seeing while I'm there -- I'll probably be quite jetlagged during that free time, since it will occur at the beginning of my trip -- but I'd love any suggestions of absolute must-sees, quiet spots where it would be nice to sit and read, or lovely bookstores or coffee (tea?) shops. [more inside]
posted by cider at 6:18 AM PST - 26 comments

Somewhere in the middle... eating and exercise and being reasonable about it!

Help me reduce my anxiety about eating too little (when I'm eating enough) and getting my pre/post-workout nutrition EXACTLY right... [more inside]
posted by Chrysalis at 6:02 AM PST - 8 comments

Grass is greener syndrome with first love after 7 years together

First love, 7 year healthy relationship, grass is greener syndrome - how to proceed? [more inside]
posted by lichen at 5:59 AM PST - 39 comments

Oh, and that, and that, and maybe this.

I asked idly in this thread, but I'd like your advice about talking to one's parents about inheriting some of their precious junk. [more inside]
posted by Admiral Haddock at 5:23 AM PST - 18 comments

Help me find a suitable UK broadband provider.

I'm looking for a broadband provider for the UK who'll give me a contract of 6 months or less, don't require a phone line (not essential but preferred), and provide a speed/download limit suitable for a house of 4 typical 20-something Internet users. I can't find one. Help me?
posted by Kirn at 4:51 AM PST - 13 comments

Will i get into trouble for taking this deer horn/antler home from Japan?

I'm an American WWOOFing in Japan. I found a deer horn (antler? --I'm a city boy) in the forest here. If I try to take this back to America, will I run into trouble? [more inside]
posted by johnnybeggs at 4:32 AM PST - 5 comments

September 1

Recommendations for a modern "The Inland Sea"?

Loved "The Inland Sea" by Richie. Recommendations for something comparable set in modern Japan? The more recent the better. Bonus points for Kindle/iBooks availability.
posted by avoidance at 10:27 PM PST - 6 comments

Dirt Cheap? More like Dirt Expensive! Amirite?

How can I establish a cheap, efficent container garden system for vegetables? [more inside]
posted by Quadlex at 10:16 PM PST - 28 comments

the penis gallery

Should I be concerned about this spot on my penis? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:33 PM PST - 8 comments

Who sells prints of Hildegard of Bingen's art?

Please help me find prints or posters of illuminations by Hildegard of Bingen. [more inside]
posted by janell at 8:47 PM PST - 3 comments

What happens when you're moving and a car breaks down?

I'm stuck in Adair, Iowa (pop 800) with a probably unfixable car which was towing a trailer hauling all my possessions. OMG help. [more inside]
posted by zug at 8:35 PM PST - 39 comments

If You Pop That One More Time.....

The speakers are popping and it's driving me crazy. [more inside]
posted by DisreputableDog at 8:18 PM PST - 6 comments

at least she's not a cat lady?

My 38 year-old sister is a bit of a train wreck. A dog-obsessed train wreck. How can I help? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:03 PM PST - 26 comments

How can I watch Champions League soccer matches?

Where/how can I watch UEFA Champions League soccer matches? [more inside]
posted by christopherbdnk at 7:12 PM PST - 8 comments

What to look for in a treadmill for a walking desk?

I'm looking at Craigslist for a treadmill (to build a walking desk). There seem to be a lot of Proforms and a few Nordics, with a smattering of other items. I'm leaning towards the Nordic, and want to find out: 1) What's a good price (they seem to be all over the map)? 2) What kind of questions should I ask the sellers? 3) Is there another brand/model that would work better for building a walking desk?
posted by aaronwinborn at 7:11 PM PST - 7 comments

Video Recording a Class

We want to record students giving presentations and give them a copy of the video afterwards for later review. The camera would be fixed in some way to the room (either to the ceiling or one of the walls) and connected to a computer where the recording would be done. What kind of camera would work? Can this be done on the cheap (as in not in the thousands of dollars)? If not, what alternatives exist? [more inside]
posted by Memo at 7:03 PM PST - 10 comments

Photo or file upload (and upload-only) service

What is the simplest possible way to allow multiple people with very little tech-savvy to upload digital photos to a central repository (preferably write-only)? [more inside]
posted by L'homme armé at 6:54 PM PST - 6 comments

Young grasshopper seeks grass-wisdom.

How to quickly mitigate a somewhat busted lawn and garden -- and maybe get a small vegetable harvest out of it? [more inside]
posted by zvs at 6:50 PM PST - 6 comments

Help Me Properly Protect My Pickled Peppers, Please!

Should I add more liquid to my refrigerator pickles? [more inside]
posted by BZArcher at 6:49 PM PST - 8 comments

Website for freelance artists?

Does an artist equivalent of elance.com, guru.com, and rentacoder.com exist? [more inside]
posted by wolfkult at 6:46 PM PST - 3 comments

How do I keep hotmail from sending spam from my closed email acct.

How can I get hotmail to stop sending spam to all of my contacts even though I have closed the acct.? [more inside]
posted by let444 at 6:42 PM PST - 15 comments

Plus-sized, work-appropriate, UV protective clothing?

Where can I find work-appropriate plus-sized UV protection (at least SPF 30) clothing? [more inside]
posted by eleanna at 6:31 PM PST - 7 comments

Burned Faeries... no, that wasn't it.

Bookfilter: The name and author of a book escapes me... [more inside]
posted by LOLAttorney2009 at 6:28 PM PST - 4 comments

Enhanced 'comments' in Microsoft Word ?

I want to add to the 'comment' functionality in Microsoft Word - what are my options ? [more inside]
posted by southof40 at 6:11 PM PST - 6 comments

Any Maui activity ideas for between check out and late flight?

We're leaving Maui tomorrow and the flight is at 10.30pm. We got a late checkout (1pm) but what is there to do that can take up huge blocks of time? We've already gone to Hana and up to Haleakala, and would rather not do them again. We're staying in West Maui(Honokawai), but we could drive down to South Maui if it matters. I think we'd prefer to stay off the beach since the wife is a bit sunburned, and the prospects of showers before the flight are limited. We've already looked into getting an extra night, but it doesn't work out with the condo. Any other suggestions are good suggestions.
posted by tehdiplomat at 6:10 PM PST - 14 comments

My robot half

Is it possible that my uterus is causing my back pain? [more inside]
posted by gillianr at 5:51 PM PST - 13 comments

Upgrade a slow Iphone?

I recently bought an unlocked iphone 3g off of ebay. I use it on Tmobile. It's jailbroken and is running ios4.0. Like many upgraded 3g phones it's really slow. If I upgrade to the new ios4.1 and it goes back to a locked unjailbroken state, how safe and easy would it be to get it unlocked again? Could I do this myself?
posted by yfatah at 5:48 PM PST - 5 comments

Where does it all come from?

How do I find what sites a particular aggregator like, say, metafilter.com links to the most? [more inside]
posted by nosila at 5:44 PM PST - 2 comments

Are Apple going to discard customers with large music collections?

Do you think Apple are going to discontinue the iPod Classic in the near future? [more inside]
posted by Spamfactor at 5:37 PM PST - 28 comments

In a great long-term relationship, but there's a problem that can't seem to go away...

In a great long-term relationship, but there's a problem that can't seem to go away... [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:26 PM PST - 26 comments

To apply or not to apply?

Should I apply for this job where I'd manage someone I find to be very difficult to work with? Could it somehow be easier to manage someone than to work with them? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:25 PM PST - 17 comments

Gardening ideas wanted.

Gardening/landscaping ideas needed. [more inside]
posted by Neiltupper at 4:17 PM PST - 6 comments

Automate web site usage?

How do I automate interaction with a web site via a computer program? [more inside]
posted by InsertNiftyNameHere at 4:12 PM PST - 17 comments

Mr. Darcy has 10,000 a year - how does everyone know this?

How did all those Jane Austen and Charles Dickens characters know how much everyone else made? [more inside]
posted by IndigoJones at 4:01 PM PST - 27 comments

The Art of War

If you knew someone who had an instinctive grasp for tactics and strategy--a person who could, given a specific scenario, immediately determine the most effective course of action for winning a battle or a series of engagements--but who could not serve in the military due to specific physical limitations, what would you advise him to pursue as far as education and career choices, to make the most of this ability? [more inside]
posted by misha at 4:00 PM PST - 17 comments

Love my feet.

Spare me the shoe shopping madness! Where can I find black Rockport Northfield shoes (UK size 9, US size 9.5) within or for shipping to the UK? [more inside]
posted by biffa at 3:58 PM PST - 4 comments

Looking for vintage store

I am looking for the best vintage/used-clothing store in the San Francisco Bay Area to SELL used clothes to. [more inside]
posted by serunding at 3:45 PM PST - 3 comments

Email Notifications for Blog Posts

I am looking for a service that will deliver email notifications of new blog posts, but they need to be delivered within one hour of posting. Feedburner and Mail Chimp, for example, only send out notifications once a day. [more inside]
posted by twiggy32 at 3:41 PM PST - 7 comments

How to engage students while taking time for individuals?

I'm teaching a college course where I have to lecture to a full class, yet use portions of the class time to work with smaller groups while some people sit around, waiting. How do I not waste their time, or make them feel disengaged from the course? [more inside]
posted by SNWidget at 3:37 PM PST - 8 comments

Fun 1-hr activities around the bay area?

Where are some fun 1-hr activities I could surprise my boyfriend with in the bay area? [more inside]
posted by cranberryskies at 3:31 PM PST - 18 comments

Help me identify a watch

Davin Stowell is wearing a wrist watch in the film Objectified, can you help me identify it? Link to photo inside. [more inside]
posted by blueplasticfish at 3:27 PM PST - 6 comments

Mensa Toilet Books

What are some of the big, important, instructive, informative books that you could keep on your bedside table, dip into night after night, and continue to be inspired by for years? [more inside]
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:26 PM PST - 36 comments

Presidiwhat?

Dear Hivemind: Talk to me about working at the presidio in San Francisco please! [more inside]
posted by milinar at 3:05 PM PST - 9 comments

Do I need to change my car's fluids before this trip? Which ones? Anything else?

Taking my car (previously mentioned here) on a cross-country road trip on Saturday. Need some more advice. [more inside]
posted by needs more cowbell at 3:03 PM PST - 21 comments

Rescuing data from a sick iPhone

Any way to rescue photos/etc from an iPhone in recovery mode? [more inside]
posted by moxiequz at 3:01 PM PST - 3 comments

Internet Service in Boulder, CO?

Edward Jr. is looking to set up internet service (dsl or cable) in a portion of a house in Boulder, CO (He is a CU student). The house is divided into 4 units in a haphazard manner. His is just identified as House 2. Comcast has not been helpful saying that there is already service to that residence (probably in one of the other units). Any recommendations?
posted by Edward L at 2:53 PM PST - 3 comments

iPhone pedometer logging app

Is there an iPhone app that will record the steps from my pedometer? Bonus points if it does graphs and is free. [more inside]
posted by bystander at 2:50 PM PST - 3 comments

You're young! It's probably nothing! But what if it is?

YANMD. But my choices are ER or wait. Left side pain, fever, blood, etc. What to do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:48 PM PST - 26 comments

Should I do a biochemistry PhD?

Should I do a PhD with a view to a research career? I'm an undergraduate bioscientist in the UK, and I think science is awesome - is that enough? [more inside]
posted by teraspawn at 2:46 PM PST - 12 comments

Cheating friends

Good ideas for dealing with cheating in one’s social circle. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:34 PM PST - 41 comments

My kingdom for a disabled Windows key

How do I disable the left Apple/Windows/"Command" key? Bonus points if I can enable/re-disable quickly. [more inside]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:34 PM PST - 3 comments

Cents per word or bucks per document?

Per hour, per word, per document, or for the project - how to price a writing job. [more inside]
posted by chrisinseoul at 2:30 PM PST - 10 comments

Easily moving web content offline to a n ebook.

I'm considering purchasing a Kindle (or other ebook reader depending on advice) primarily to read links sent it via Read It Later or Instapaper. Which is the best device for this type application, and what is the workflow like to get articles routinely routed to the ebook reader. I prefer a device that makes it as seamless and easy as possible. Any tips?
posted by Keith Talent at 2:21 PM PST - 8 comments

What's on your MTB?

Going on a 3-day mountain bike ride, what should I bring? [more inside]
posted by Hands of Manos at 2:16 PM PST - 6 comments

"Home is home, be it ever so humble”

How can I make my house feel/be more homey? [more inside]
posted by Sassyfras at 1:52 PM PST - 54 comments

A PreTeen's Guide To Animal Abuse

Bookfilter: A kid has a pet rabbit and forgets to take care of it and something horrible happens. [more inside]
posted by The otter lady at 1:36 PM PST - 6 comments

Entomology-Filter - Help me identify some worms that reside in my backyard.

Entomology-Filter - Help me identify some worms that reside in my backyard. [more inside]
posted by Argyle at 1:29 PM PST - 8 comments

A stitch in time ...

Sewing. Need online resources and recommendations for tools and a basic machine. [more inside]
posted by Mutant at 1:28 PM PST - 9 comments

How to get over this

I feel betrayed by my friend/roommate. How do I get over this? [more inside]
posted by dunderwood at 1:15 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me be the awesomest paper bag princess ever!

Hallowe'en-costume-filter: Where can I buy a very large, old-fashioned paper grocery bag? [more inside]
posted by Kurichina at 12:48 PM PST - 11 comments

Neckties for Women

I love the look of ladies neckties and I want to start wearing them to the office, but I am not sure how to go about sizing them to fit (5' 1") me. I think most men's ties look too wide, and I know there are also skinny ties, but I'm assuming they'd be too lengthy... [more inside]
posted by alice_curiouse at 12:48 PM PST - 13 comments

I feel totally aimless and adviser-less in this, my last year of Ph.D. coursework. How did this happen? How do I fix it? Sorry if this is a bit long.

I feel totally aimless and adviser-less in this, my last year of Ph.D. coursework. How did this happen? How do I fix it? Sorry if this is a bit long. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:46 PM PST - 6 comments

Online Programs in Higher Education

Are there good online programs for a Masters of Higher Education degree? Specifically I'm interested in a career in academic advising or student development and would prefer online courses that meet in the evening. [more inside]
posted by zizzle at 12:28 PM PST - 6 comments

Looking for a guide to sewing men's clothing

I'm interested in learning to make clothing. I'm looking for a book that goes from basic sewing skills to basic garments. Difficulty: for men. [more inside]
posted by usonian at 12:14 PM PST - 8 comments

Security Deposit Blues

A question about our security deposit in the state of California. [more inside]
posted by SpacemanStix at 12:11 PM PST - 13 comments

If a Manic Depressive goes nuts in the woods, and no one is around... is it still a manic episode?

How to approach - Bipolar but still want to take a year long wilderness immersion program? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:08 PM PST - 11 comments

How to stop feeling ditched for the party?

Last night I called my boyfriend, completely distraught and partially crying. He said he'd call me back, but he never did. He went to a party instead. I feel completely unimportant to him. Am I being too sensitive? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:08 PM PST - 57 comments

On Keeping Secrets... help me find it!

Help me find a speech on secrecy introducing the experience of having high clearance. It was an excerpt from a book, and was a speech given from someone who already had clearance to a state official who was about to gain such clearance. Involved how one's attitude changes over time. I think I saw it on boingboing or kottke but my google-fu is failing so far. [more inside]
posted by andreinla at 12:03 PM PST - 7 comments

Getting better control over my email

How to ignore one mailbox's contents when counting unread messages in Thunderbird? [more inside]
posted by The Winsome Parker Lewis at 11:53 AM PST - 1 comment

Is this PowerBook G4 worth saving? How?

I have a Mac PowerBook G4 (15” Aluminum, circa 2004) that stopped working. I’m wondering what the problem is, and if it is worth repairing. [more inside]
posted by slogger at 11:24 AM PST - 9 comments

What are your experiences with Overeaters Anonymous?

What are your experiences with Overeaters Anonymous? I am tired of eating to the point of physical pain. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:11 AM PST - 14 comments

NSFWfilter: get a grip!

A question about tightness. NSFW. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:10 AM PST - 17 comments

Lucy Van Pelt, where are you when I need you?

So, I need advice with my life. Just as I'm starting to get comfortable with the idea of going to see a psychiatrist, it looks like I may be able to get a new job that is awesome on all fronts except no benefits. Inside: My problems. Are they worth seeing a psychiatrist for or will they pass? Is there some other non-therapy way to get through this stuff? [more inside]
posted by The Captain and Ten Eels at 10:58 AM PST - 11 comments

What brand is this faucet?

Help me identify my faucet! [more inside]
posted by COBRA! at 10:55 AM PST - 4 comments

Does the following product to aid designing/making product packaging exist?

Does this product to aid d.i.y designing and making of product packaging exist? Also, a few other questions about designing and producing box packaging. [more inside]
posted by acehigh at 10:47 AM PST - 10 comments

time travel is not an option.

After a visit to my parents' attic, I have in my possession a Macintosh computer that is old enough to drive a car. It has on its hard drive everything I did in middle school and early high school. What can be done. [more inside]
posted by millipede at 10:23 AM PST - 18 comments

Doing the Frequent Repair Dance with my HVAC.

I have to keep calling my apartment manager in to repair the HVAC (heating and air conditioning) unit every few months. This can't be right. I know YANMRP (you are not my repair-person) but I wonder what could be going on and what I can do about it. [more inside]
posted by Rosie M. Banks at 10:23 AM PST - 12 comments

Glue, caulk or drill?

What should I use to attach a metal sliding closet door guide to ceramic floor tile? [more inside]
posted by lbo at 10:19 AM PST - 12 comments

What is this thing and can I eat it - part deux

SO what's this OTHER thing growing on my backyard tree. And more important, will I soon be able to eat it? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 10:14 AM PST - 28 comments

Business Advice for the Mathematically Challenged

A colleague has asked me to share an office space with her. We are not in the same place financially in our careers. I'm trying to figure out what would be a fair deal for both of us, but I can't seem to get my head around the business logic. Can you guys help? [more inside]
posted by Paris Elk at 10:08 AM PST - 21 comments

Help make my laptop student friendly.

Please help me setup a laptop to be safe and secure for use in a classroom by students. [more inside]
posted by Morsey at 10:08 AM PST - 4 comments

Seeking (Zero) Alpha

See-through windows on an LCD? [more inside]
posted by mkb at 10:01 AM PST - 9 comments

Donde está the lesson plans?

I'd like to teach my kids Spanish, so where can I find a set of lesson plans? [more inside]
posted by mcarthey at 9:56 AM PST - 6 comments

Help us get from yappy to happy

We just adopted an adult Jack Russell mix last Friday. She's amazingly calm and quiet... until we leave for work. That's when the barking starts. Help us brainstorm a solution to keep everyone -- pup, us, neighbors -- happy. [more inside]
posted by supercres at 9:55 AM PST - 27 comments

Make me Don Draper

What form does an advertising campaign proposal take? What items do I need to cover and how should it be presented? [more inside]
posted by djgh at 9:43 AM PST - 11 comments

Montalto Pavese Italy

Looking for information on Montalto Pavese, in an area called 'Oltrepò Pavese'. More specifically, the houses, the typical construction and what type of local stone. Any specs on wall construction, carpentry, etc. Are the local builders/trades still available for stonework and general construction? Less specific, any knowledge of terrain, food, local towns, tourism and the potential for a tourist/guest house/rental.
posted by ebesan at 9:30 AM PST - 1 comment

What to make with fresh mozzarella?

What can I do with a pound of fresh mozzarella for dinner tonight? We are headed out of town for the long weekend, and I'd like to use it before we go. I have access to a farmer's market at lunch today, but I have no idea where to start.
posted by Zophi at 9:11 AM PST - 37 comments

Help Me Love the White and Black Arrows

The select and direct selection tools in illustrator cs5 have suddenly stopped behaving normally. Does anyone know how to fix this? [more inside]
posted by OlivesAndTurkishCoffee at 8:53 AM PST - 2 comments

MACM Musee Nocturnes - worth doing?

Some friends and I, very much into art and music, are visiting Montreal this weekend and were thinking about going to the Musee Nocturnes event at the MACM this Friday. Is it worth checking out? What's it cost? How should we dress? What's the best way to get there? Anything else we should know? Thanks in advance!
posted by xbonesgt at 8:43 AM PST - 2 comments

Can I use Google My Maps offline?

My standard MO when I go on vacation is to plot out all of the locations I'd like to visit using My Maps on Google, and then I pull up the KML on my iPhone. Unfortunately, my next trip is in the UK where I won't have a data plan! [more inside]
posted by smurdah at 8:32 AM PST - 8 comments

How much did the war in Iraq contribute to the deficit

How much did the Iraq war actually cost with regards adding to the deficit? [more inside]
posted by zeoslap at 8:25 AM PST - 17 comments

What trees are native to the Jersey City region of NJ?

What trees (preferably evergreen) are native to the Jersey City, New Jersey (USA) area? [more inside]
posted by aleahey at 8:21 AM PST - 4 comments

SQL JOINs are driving me crazy

Help me dig myself out of an SQL hole involving crazy multiple joins. [more inside]
posted by le morte de bea arthur at 7:55 AM PST - 14 comments

crash course in the high-end life

I'm crazy over my new girlfriend. However, I recently discovered that she's from a very wealthy family. And, I grew up very, very poor. What should I know? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:54 AM PST - 64 comments

Help me be a friend! Anyone's friend.

what is the secret to make people like you and call you back to hang out or to go on a second date? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:54 AM PST - 24 comments

What to do with 100k?

What to do with 100k? My wife and I together have been able to save just over 100k over the last couple of years, which is nominally reserved for the purchase of a house. I am looking at potential alternatives that may be a better short/medium term investment. We already have another 100k reserved for an emergency fund. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:54 AM PST - 22 comments

WWTGD?*

I need you to show me examples of excellent tuxedos. [more inside]
posted by greekphilosophy at 7:24 AM PST - 8 comments

How can I prepare myself to have a great longterm relationship with my kid?

I'm trying to deal with some familial baggage that seems to be getting heavier by the year and I'm wondering from parents what your perspective is on your kids. How did their characters shape your relationship? If you had a difficult toddler (defined however you like) did that inform your relationship with them as teens and then as adults? [more inside]
posted by amanda at 7:19 AM PST - 29 comments

"Repairable" Cars, How Do They Work?

While looking at used Priuses on Craigslist (Minneapolis), I discovered a dealer in Faribault, MN that sells "repairable" cars. I started wondering where the money was in "repairable" cars and whether it was a scam or not. [more inside]
posted by radioaction at 6:57 AM PST - 12 comments

Paint splatters on my car

How to get paint splatters off my car? [more inside]
posted by yawper at 6:42 AM PST - 10 comments

Minimal gongs - I need them

Minimal gong-filter: Help me find an elusive recording! [more inside]
posted by ryanshepard at 6:42 AM PST - 3 comments

I need free Windows software to create and burn images of audio CDs.

I need free Windows software to create and burn images of audio CDs. [more inside]
posted by Faint of Butt at 6:31 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me buy a tabla. Please.

I would like to buy a tabla (online) as a gift, but I know nothing. Can you help me? [more inside]
posted by HopStopDon'tShop at 6:24 AM PST - 3 comments

Please please please let me want what I want.

I've realized that my fundamental drive is to avoid negative consequences, rather than to achieve positive outcomes. I'd like to change this. Can you help? [more inside]
posted by myaskme at 6:09 AM PST - 11 comments

Sculpture Stamp

How can I stamp my name and a date into a tiny clay sculpture? [more inside]
posted by DU at 6:08 AM PST - 12 comments

Searching for rainbows!

Where in Washington D.C. can I find a pair of Rainbow flip flops for women? [more inside]
posted by quodlibet at 5:43 AM PST - 4 comments

Block Out The Noise, Block Out The Funk

Great headphones for a noisy office in the $80-$120 range? [more inside]
posted by LudgerLassen at 5:04 AM PST - 6 comments

International Man of Mystery

How does Julian Assange make a living? [more inside]
posted by iviken at 4:47 AM PST - 11 comments

How short can I make my home address?

In the UK, is there any need to include anything other than house number, street name, town name and post code? [more inside]
posted by Fluffy654 at 2:59 AM PST - 16 comments

What's Wolfsburg like?

Germany filter: what's it like to live in Wolfsburg? [more inside]
posted by runincircles at 2:49 AM PST - 1 comment

Petrol or Diesel? More miles or fewer?

UKCarFilter: Petrol with fewer miles or Diesel with more? [more inside]
posted by gkhewitt at 2:21 AM PST - 11 comments

Negotiating with the water company

Water company is about to chase me for money - it's their fault they didn't contact me about this for a year. Is my strategy for negotiating this issue sensible? [more inside]
posted by xchmp at 12:24 AM PST - 20 comments

what's my line?

clever mefites! i need your help crafting a gift message. [more inside]
posted by violetk at 12:23 AM PST - 12 comments