September 2007 Archives

September 30

Software for organizing images?

Where can I find image 'sorting' software (for OSX)? [more inside]
posted by woodblock100 at 9:19 PM PST - 15 comments

DestroyMe.

Looking for books about destruction. [more inside]
posted by BackwardsCity at 9:15 PM PST - 27 comments

Spoil this crazy long book for me.

Where can I read the entire plot of Murakami's Wind up Bird Chronicle ? [more inside]
posted by sweetkid at 9:02 PM PST - 6 comments

How to grow a tree inside over winter?

How to buy a tree, raise it inside, and plant it with my grandmother in the springtime in memory of my grandfather? [more inside]
posted by Etta Hollis at 8:26 PM PST - 10 comments

wings source of immortality

What is the origin of the idea that an angel who loses its wings becomes mortal? [more inside]
posted by levijk at 8:04 PM PST - 14 comments

Earning money on a web site

How can I make money from a web site besides ads? I don't really want to sell email addresses to spammers. [more inside]
posted by zorro astor at 7:49 PM PST - 15 comments

Protecting/Encrypting Source Code

I have reason to be concerned that source code I am turning in for programming projects at school might be being burgled for the professor's own purposes. I would like to protect my code some way. I am thinking this is a great place for DRM to actually be useful. Anyone have experience with this? What are my options?
posted by jxpx777 at 7:39 PM PST - 18 comments

How can I get college freshmen to clean up after themselves?

How can I get college freshmen to clean up after themselves? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:20 PM PST - 52 comments

He took the blue pill...

Is there a doctor in the house? Is the medication Trizivir used for ANYTHING other than to treat HIV? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:19 PM PST - 65 comments

Messenger bag shop in NYC?

Where's the best place to check out and buy messenger bags in NYC? [more inside]
posted by defenestration at 7:04 PM PST - 17 comments

Life experience: how to?

I need life experience. But I haven't a clue where to start. [more inside]
posted by alexplainlater at 7:00 PM PST - 32 comments

Finding Old Car Parts

How does one effectively search for old auto parts? [more inside]
posted by adipocere at 6:18 PM PST - 9 comments

Moving from Advertising to Web Development. What is the best route?

Moving from Advertising to Web Development. What is the best route? [more inside]
posted by willy_dilly at 6:08 PM PST - 7 comments

Seeing the industrial and political landscape of the southwest

I'm taking a road trip through the southwest, and I'd like to see places with an interesting backstory or that show you "behind the scenes." I'm interested in places with political, economic, environmental, or industrial significance. Can you recommend some? [more inside]
posted by salvia at 4:25 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me find this shoe!

nikeshoefilter: Where can I find this exact style and color of nike shoes? PLEASE help me find it!!! If you got skillzzz show me where! [more inside]
posted by allthewhile at 4:14 PM PST - 6 comments

Feet 1 Socks 0

Does anyone make socks that last anymore? [more inside]
posted by jmnugent at 3:55 PM PST - 32 comments

Well-written memoirs and autobiographies

What are your favorite autobiographies? For the purposes of this discussion, I'm including "autobiographies" that were written collaboratively (like Alex Haley's The Autobiography of Malcolm X) or that were straight up written by someone else (like Gertrude Stein's The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas). The point is, the book is written from the point of view of the subject and it's (ostensibly at least) non-fiction. [more inside]
posted by serazin at 3:19 PM PST - 57 comments

Types of part time jobs for a psychology student before applying to grad school

I'm presently completing a B.A. on Psychology (via distance learning) with the intentions of continuing towards a Masters in Clinical Social Work. I have a couple of questions: 1) I'm 42 years old and have done back to school as a career changer. I have a wife and daughter and need to work part time while I'm a full time student. Does anyone have any suggestions for work which might help with graduate schools looking at both my academic and work background? All of my previous work experience involves working with people, but not much similar to work a therapist would be engaged in (worked for last 8 years as a talent agent) 2) Does anyone know which cities offer the greatest potential for work as a clinical social worker as I hope to eventually open a private practice, but will work in hospital or mental health facility while gaining experience?
posted by bydar at 2:47 PM PST - 3 comments

How to handle a building manager?

How does my acquaintance who supplements her low income by cleaning seniors' apartments handle a building manager? [more inside]
posted by Neiltupper at 2:09 PM PST - 9 comments

Car warranty rights?

Car warranty rights? [more inside]
posted by damn dirty ape at 1:00 PM PST - 7 comments

Mmm... fizzy grape.

Racist stereotype filter: Do African-Americans really prefer grape soda? [more inside]
posted by papakwanz at 1:00 PM PST - 72 comments

New laptop with XP for under $500?

Is it possible to buy a new laptop for around $500 with Windows XP? [more inside]
posted by nzero at 12:59 PM PST - 6 comments

does whatever a spider pig does

spider pig, spider pig: where can I get the sheet music for piano and the choir libretto for this simpsons movie song? [more inside]
posted by meijusa at 12:43 PM PST - 13 comments

Maybe I can proofread the website?

What is the best way for me - a gay man living in a country where I don't speak much of the language and where gay people are relatively repressed - to promote greater rights for gay people here? [more inside]
posted by mdonley at 12:13 PM PST - 17 comments

How do I get my toddler to stop freaking out at bath time?

ToddlerFilter: Why did my 14 month old son go from absolutely loving to fearing and loathing bathtime? What can I do to get him to like taking baths again? [more inside]
posted by echolalia67 at 12:12 PM PST - 19 comments

Best vacuum for small apartment

Best vacuum cleaner for small apartment? [more inside]
posted by annabellee at 11:51 AM PST - 7 comments

Actuary or Lawyer. Why not both?

Actuary or Lawyer. Why not both? [more inside]
posted by doppleradar at 11:18 AM PST - 13 comments

Looking for things to do with 2-3 year olds in the Canton/Akron, Ohio area.

Looking for things to do with 2-3 year olds in the Canton/Akron, Ohio area. [more inside]
posted by crios at 10:44 AM PST - 2 comments

whose responsibility is it anyway?

Person A forgets to empty pockets of his/her jeans before laundry day. Person B forgets to check pockets of clothes before washing them. Item C in Person A's pockets is ruined. Who's at fault? [more inside]
posted by Lucinda at 10:43 AM PST - 66 comments

Phone tapping

Paranoia filter: is there a way to see if one's phone line is tapped, without calling the phone company and asking them to come look? I live in an apartment building in Brooklyn and have access to the phone cables outside the building. I'm not particularly paranoid, but I'm having a dispute with the landlord and I wouldn't put this past him.
posted by Ollie at 10:20 AM PST - 8 comments

Where can I get Leisure Suit Larry scripts?

Is there anywhere online (or in book form, if necessary) that I could get the scripts for the Leisure Suit Larry games, specifically the first one?
posted by mdbell79 at 9:38 AM PST - 1 comment

Acting without doing SOUNDS good, but...

What's the deal with Quicksilver? [more inside]
posted by synecdoche at 8:44 AM PST - 40 comments

Am I screwed?

yet another Roommatefilter: Subletter informed us yesterday that she would not be staying for October. Problem- she had not planned on paying for it. [more inside]
posted by sunshinesky at 8:04 AM PST - 44 comments

SMS-2-email?

I'm looking for a free service (in the USA) that will forward text messages or SMS to my email account. (What can I say... I'm home working on my computer far, far more often than I am out and about with my cell, and my cell gets horrible reception here at home!) Thanks for any and all help!!
posted by Misciel at 7:54 AM PST - 3 comments

It's the way to go...

A few friends have started a Go Club at our school (we meet weekly, and we want to raise attendance at these meetings). We've introduced a fair number of people to the game personally, but now we're looking to introduce the general public (university and otherwise) to the game and club. I think flyering is the obvious first step, and I'm looking for advice on that and other promotional tips. [more inside]
posted by phrontist at 6:57 AM PST - 8 comments

Britafilter

Here's another question about Brita Water Filters. Presumably the efficiciency of the cartridges is affected by the amount of water they filter as well as the length of time they are in place? In which case, how many litres would one cartridge safely cope with? And is there really a maximum time required before changing it?
posted by ikp at 6:35 AM PST - 10 comments

USB 2.0 PCMCIA cards, Mac G4 Laptop

USB 2.0 PCMCIA cards on a Mac G4 Aluminum Laptop: Does the card brand matter? [more inside]
posted by sdis at 6:23 AM PST - 0 comments

Eventually I got tired explaining

What steps can I personally take over the next year to help abolish the electoral system and move to a popular vote for the president? (Live in Brooklyn, don't want to attend a ton of meetings, can donate $50-$100 to charity. Bonus points if I don't end up helping a specific candidate.)
posted by whitewall at 6:08 AM PST - 16 comments

how to work constructively with a domineering classmate?

[Shy student filter]: how to work constructively with a domineering classmate? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:51 AM PST - 11 comments

How to regain weight lost through misery?

Help a broken-hearted bloke gain back some of the weight I've lost due to breakup-related depression. [more inside]
posted by Ted Maul at 5:31 AM PST - 20 comments

What's going on in San Jose this week? How 'bout the week after?

Looking for an event guide for San Jose! [more inside]
posted by TwoWordReview at 2:00 AM PST - 6 comments

How can I keep a web-based running schedule?

I'm looking for a (preferably web-based) method of planning/calculating my work schedule. [more inside]
posted by Becko at 1:05 AM PST - 2 comments

September 29

Now I Know How Simone Warne Must Have Felt.

Is my fiancée cheating on me, or is this simply a case of a wrong number at the wrong time? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:30 PM PST - 144 comments

Lost Japanese Music Video

MTV used to have a show called "Earth to MTV" where they showed videos from foreign countries. On it, I would swear I saw a japanese video by a gorup called the "Barbie Boys". The song was called "Norma Jean". [more inside]
posted by wittgenstein at 9:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Is there something like GigPosters.com for theater posters (musicals and plays)?

Is there something like GigPosters.com for theater posters (musicals and plays)?
posted by jstruan at 8:40 PM PST - 3 comments

Extremely minimal workout

My question is pretty simple. Is it possible to get definition and tone using only push-ups and crunches? I cycle everyday for cardio (and practicality), but I'm looking to work my upper body more without investing in a gym membership or weights. Basically I'm looking for a good toning/muscle-building workout using nothing other than my own body. If this is possible, does anyone have some good routines to suggest?
posted by ISeemToBeAVerb at 8:15 PM PST - 19 comments

Wedding attire advice needed

What is appropriate for a woman to wear to a daytime black tie wedding, where the ceremony is at a Catholic church? The day-time and church elements are throwing me, so if you have any advice please offer it! [more inside]
posted by jamesonandwater at 7:40 PM PST - 14 comments

Thoughts on ribs showing in dog? (read full post before freaking out!)

So i'm trying to solicit some unbiased thoughts and opinions on the subject. A lab mix - probably greyhound or wippet, maybe even dalmatian, with some ribs showing, slight backbone showing, and super muscular. Dog is very active, hikes and runs, climbs 14,000 mountains in colorado, etc - all with no problem. Eats usually 2 to 3 cups of quality dog food, lately part raw too - on more active day will get slightly more food. Healthy or not? I know general consensus is you should be able to feel ribs but not see, but should that really apply across the board?
posted by joshgray at 7:35 PM PST - 23 comments

How to explain self-inflicted scars to co-workers?

What can I say when people ask about my self-inflicted scars? [more inside]
posted by lxs at 6:59 PM PST - 65 comments

Help me identify a mystery radio station near Seattle/Victoria/Vancouver.

Help me identify a great French-language radio station I heard broadcasting near Seattle, WA, or Victoria or Vancouver, BC. [more inside]
posted by Mid at 6:30 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me keep my kids busy

I will be spending the day in White Plains, New York, and I'm looking for some activities for my 3&4 year old kids. Anyone know of an online resource that could help, or perhaps familiar with the area?
posted by curiocity at 6:14 PM PST - 7 comments

Research topic to impress job interviewer

What research topic should I do if I want to impress a future job interviewer to get into technical/business consulting or even project management sometime down the track? [more inside]
posted by gttommy at 6:11 PM PST - 8 comments

How can someone tell if he's cut out for medical school?

How can someone tell if he's cut out for medical school? [more inside]
posted by mintchip at 6:02 PM PST - 11 comments

So can I have your number?

[Inane and impossible to answer dating question filter] Why don't boys call? [more inside]
posted by whoaali at 5:30 PM PST - 72 comments

I'm tiling without a clue. God help me.

Tiling emergency: I have no idea how to glue this specialty tile on my shower wall [more inside]
posted by Foam Pants at 5:12 PM PST - 3 comments

Is it hygenically safe to wear pre-loved open-ear headphones (like a pair bought from eBay)?

Is it hygenically safe to wear pre-loved open-ear headphones (like a pair bought from eBay)? [more inside]
posted by katala at 5:02 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me help users identify themselves properly to mysql

How do I pass this password in the correct form to MySQL? [more inside]
posted by Tuwa at 4:41 PM PST - 12 comments

Recommend a cock ring

Please recommend a cock ring! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:39 PM PST - 9 comments

How can I get my Blackberry to read my SIM contacts?

Help me get my new Blackberry Pearl to read the contacts on my old SIM card [more inside]
posted by MaverickX at 3:59 PM PST - 5 comments

How can I take down these telemarketers?

Please help me take action against an unidentified automated telemarketer! [more inside]
posted by anodyne- at 3:53 PM PST - 11 comments

Dance track track down

Help me find this dance track that's been taunting me for years... [more inside]
posted by twine42 at 3:16 PM PST - 4 comments

Pull My Noodle!

Asking for the boyfriend, who lives in the San Diego area: If I wanted to learn how to make hand pulled noodles (as seen in these videos) where would I go? I'm willing to travel as far as Los Angeles area, and depending whether it was affordable, willing pay to learn the technique.
posted by saturnine at 2:49 PM PST - 6 comments

Contractor or Friend, Pick Your Poison

Diplomacy Filter: How can I tell my aquaintence/contractor/fellow club member that he overcharged me for some home repairs. [more inside]
posted by Xurando at 2:31 PM PST - 16 comments

Exercise, heart rate, & calories burned

Questions about exercise, heart rate, and estimating calories burned. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:31 PM PST - 6 comments

Please help me resolve this mess I made for myself at work.

Please help me resolve this mess I made for myself at work. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:31 PM PST - 5 comments

real estate broker PITA

The real estate broker for our condo is a jackass...do we have any recourse? [more inside]
posted by frosty_hut at 1:30 PM PST - 21 comments

Shaving My Head in Solidarity with the Monks in Burma

I need some advice on creating a movement of people who shave their head in support of the monks of Burma. [more inside]
posted by davidstandaford at 12:56 PM PST - 24 comments

Primary source info on driving habits?

I'm trying to find statistics on driving in the U.S. [more inside]
posted by dondiego87 at 12:54 PM PST - 7 comments

New good-looking cordless and 5.8Ghz around 802.11n

We need a new (stylish) cordless phone for our house that will work around Apple's new Airport Extreme. [more inside]
posted by zenpop at 12:43 PM PST - 7 comments

Old footage

Is older sports footage deliberately made to look old? [more inside]
posted by Rich Smorgasbord at 12:08 PM PST - 15 comments

Camera Control

How can I control my Olympus E500 with my mac? [more inside]
posted by popcassady at 11:28 AM PST - 1 comment

Dick Tracy Hipster PDA

I need a way to keep my short, paper todo list in my face. Something like a luggage tag that I could wear like a wrist band, so I could glance down and see my four tasks for the day. What else might work? [more inside]
posted by mecran01 at 11:23 AM PST - 23 comments

Looking for short stories.

I'd like to read some short story collections that have the same feel as movies like "Lost in Translation" and "The Station Agent." I guess "introspective" is the key word. All recommendations will be much appreciated.
posted by davebush at 11:16 AM PST - 17 comments

osx software for circuit schematics

What software can I use to draw circuit diagrams in OS X? [more inside]
posted by tylermoody at 10:28 AM PST - 7 comments

Using Your Library

LibraryFilter: What helps / hinders you in your use of the public library? [more inside]
posted by Rykey at 10:26 AM PST - 77 comments

Help me identify the best song I've EVER heard

I was in a cab yesterday and I heard the last minute or two of a song on the radio. Very ostentatious and psychedelic, kind of Tomorrow Never Knows-ish, with loads of overdubbed organ bits and INSANE drums (played in a style that leaned more towards jazz than rock)... [more inside]
posted by incomple at 9:44 AM PST - 7 comments

Probably shouldn't be watching it anyway...

So I'm watching Veronica Mars reruns on my TV a couple nights ago and all of a sudden the audio goes and all I get is a staticky type sound. What's the deal? [more inside]
posted by heavenstobetsy at 9:38 AM PST - 2 comments

How quickly can you lose you ability to run?

Am I losing muscle? [more inside]
posted by rglass at 9:07 AM PST - 9 comments

What do you call the plastic sheet underneath the front of a car?

What would an auto parts website call the flexible sheet of plastic bolted underneath the front corners of a car, just in front of the wheel well? It looks easy to replace, but I don't know how to go about getting a replacement.
posted by boognish at 8:55 AM PST - 7 comments

neighborhood weblog HOWTO

I would like to start a neighborhood web log. Something vaguely resembling metafilter. I don't want to spend much money on it. Is there a prototype you would recommend? Where to put it? What kind of usage terms to post? &c.
posted by bukvich at 8:08 AM PST - 8 comments

Low-cost but effective laser hair removal in NYC?

Low-cost but effective laser hair removal in NYC? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:05 AM PST - 5 comments

Should I stay or should I go?

Can you serve 2 bosses even if you don’t respect one? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:05 AM PST - 3 comments

What can I really do about my ticket?

Canadianlawfilter: What to do about my ticket? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:04 AM PST - 15 comments

Analog Video Capture to Mac Webcam

I have a VHS-C camcorder and an eMac with USB 1.1 ports (firewire ports are broken) and I am curious if the Dazzle Video Creator Platinum will allow me to use the VHS-C camcorder as a webcam on this Mac. [more inside]
posted by terrapin at 6:21 AM PST - 5 comments

They like paper, no plastic

TrainingFilter: How to remotely train tech-challenged people? [more inside]
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 5:42 AM PST - 12 comments

How do you say Melissa in _______?

How do you say honey bee in __________? I'm in need of translations of "honey bee" in every language I can find. If you speak another language, please do help! [more inside]
posted by mds35 at 5:10 AM PST - 58 comments

Idiot light

The e-brake idiot light on my winter rat stays on when the brake is disengaged. [more inside]
posted by Mblue at 3:50 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I get my ankle to bend more?

My left ankle joint is inflexible, which affects my form when I'm working out. Can I change this? What kind of doctor should I see? Is there hope? [more inside]
posted by creasy boy at 2:05 AM PST - 7 comments

Hey, let's grab a drink...

I would like to get to know my BFF's DH's friend, but have no idea how to broach the subject... [more inside]
posted by MayNicholas at 12:55 AM PST - 9 comments

September 28

What are my chances of having twins?

IVF and statistics filter: How can I maximize my chance of getting pregnant and minimize my chance of having twins or a miscarriage? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:39 PM PST - 5 comments

It's possessed!

Windows services from hell, I command you to leave... please? How do I stop them eating cpu like candy? [more inside]
posted by Iosephus at 11:17 PM PST - 15 comments

Images, WYSIWYG and Drupal

Trying to get TinyMCE, IMCE and Drupal working together to post inline images... [more inside]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:53 PM PST - 7 comments

Home Audio question

Help me with a home audio dilemma... [more inside]
posted by docpops at 9:18 PM PST - 21 comments

How to track joint finances?

How can I and the soon-to-be-Mrs. start tracking our joint finances simultaneously on separate computers? [more inside]
posted by gottabefunky at 9:11 PM PST - 10 comments

Tax MetaFilter

I'm planning to do some on-the-side freelance photography in the next year. I'd like some advice on how to play the tax game most effectively. [more inside]
posted by sprocket87 at 8:54 PM PST - 8 comments

Are there any non lethal flurochromes for staining bacterial genomes?

I wish to stain a colony of bacteria so that I can make relative measurements of their genome size, and I do not want to harm them in the process. Is this possible?
posted by paradroid at 6:50 PM PST - 3 comments

Should I marry a woman when I also like men?

I am a guy who has been dating a wonderful girl for four years. We have been living together for most of that time. We are both out of college and in our mid-20s. Though this is my first relationship I feel like we are perfect for each other. She's had other relationships (long and short-term) and feels the same way. I am thinking of asking her to marry me, except for one thing: I am bisexual and it is difficult to give up men. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:36 PM PST - 39 comments

Breakup Birthday Bash

What do I buy my girlfriend that I'm not dating for her birthday? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:35 PM PST - 24 comments

Language learning aptitude test?

Is it possible for a civilian to take the Defense Language Aptitude Battery, which tests your ability to learn languages? Or is there a similar test available to civilians? [more inside]
posted by thumpasor at 5:56 PM PST - 5 comments

What sneakers should I get?

I need some new sneakers. What should I get? [more inside]
posted by hazyspring at 5:49 PM PST - 22 comments

blackberry baseball

Are there any good blackberry compatible applications for baseball scorekeeping? Of course free is good, but I'd pay for a good UI
posted by Pants! at 4:56 PM PST - 1 comment

Should I stay or should I go?

Should I fire my freelance client? If so, how? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:41 PM PST - 19 comments

Need products that had a shelf life and were thus a huge deal when ending (like Halo 3)

I need examples of products that have/had a shelf-life/end date/end-of-series, like Halo 3. It could be the end of a trilogy or just a product that, for whatever reason, the manufacturer decided to produce a series of it for a limited time. [more inside]
posted by faunafrailty at 4:32 PM PST - 14 comments

spanish invasion??

What is going on with Chicago area broadcast TV? The language has switched to Spanish. [more inside]
posted by sorindome at 3:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Using a UDMA CF card and a UDMA Cardbus CF card adapter, how can I test transfer speed?

I got Delkin's Cardbus UDMA CompactFlash reader and a PNY UDMA CompactFlash card. How can I test on Windows XP whether the transfer speed is really 40 Mb/s as claimed? [more inside]
posted by irv4oh at 3:29 PM PST - 8 comments

Documentaries About Living in Hi-Tech Artificial Environments

Is there any one definitive, super-evocative portrait of life on on offshore oil rig? Preferably with lots of oh-cool gnarly imagery? ....that I can buy on DVD, download from iTunes or GUBA or torrent, etc? I know there are lots that sort of fit the bill, but I'm looking for extra transportive, extra in-depth cool treatments. Also of interest: looks at life on aircraft carriers, antarctic base stations, etc. I'm into transportive experiences of living in really artificial (and preferably somewhat high-tech) environments. Very XY chromosome I guess...
posted by jimmyjimjim at 3:15 PM PST - 19 comments

Songs that make you go "eee!"

Know any creepy songs? [more inside]
posted by Bookhouse at 2:58 PM PST - 135 comments

Portal Systems

Got a request from a client. They want to create a portal that gets information from various news organizations on a specific subject. I'm looking for information on portal software that is compatible with news feeds and news feed information in general. [more inside]
posted by juiceCake at 2:57 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me find a use for these curtain panels.

Any suggestions for what I can do with two curtain panels that won't work for the purpose I bought them? [more inside]
posted by frobozz at 2:50 PM PST - 9 comments

Is Daniel Quinn right about Genesis?

Is the interpretation of the fall of man and the story of Cain and Abel put forth in Daniel Quinn's Ishmael correct? [more inside]
posted by PercussivePaul at 1:45 PM PST - 20 comments

Help me get my flower power back

Can anybody tell me where I can find a flower pen I bought years ago? [more inside]
posted by sociolibrarian at 1:30 PM PST - 17 comments

Help me find an inspiring song about teamwork!

I'm looking for songs about team-building... [more inside]
posted by meesha at 12:57 PM PST - 18 comments

Coffee and my health

I have a huge drop in my energy in the afternoons. I am a healthy (except for hyploglycemic tendencies), normal weight 48 year old. Here is my current issue. [more inside]
posted by seekingsimplicity at 12:10 PM PST - 29 comments

Did Brahms copy Beethoven?

Classical music filter: Did Brahms copy Beethoven in his third symphony? [more inside]
posted by Autarky at 12:06 PM PST - 6 comments

No, I'm not tired...I look this way all the time

Has anyone successfully reduced or eliminated puffy eyes/dark circles? [more inside]
posted by melissam at 12:05 PM PST - 26 comments

Advantages of a living trust over a standard will?

My husband and I are retired, in our early 60's, good health, no kids or close family and we don't have a will. I lie awake at night and worry about this. We don't own any property right now but do have a house full of furniture, some vintage art posters, joint mutual funds, IRA's, deferred comp, a leased car etc. I was going to download a standard "will" form but my friend said we needed to get a living trust so the survivor wouldn't have to go through probate court which can be costly. Do we need to have an executor in either case? Does anyone have any advice on what would be best for people like us - our assets are under 500k. We live in Illinois. Thanks!
posted by Tullyogallaghan at 11:49 AM PST - 19 comments

Working it Out

I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Problem is: I am grown up. [more inside]
posted by Sassyfras at 11:49 AM PST - 13 comments

Get Your Urban Planning On

I am an aspiring urban planner who lives in the U.S. I am wondering what urban planners would do differently if they could start from scratch and cost wasn't an issue. For example, it is been proven that round-abouts are far safer than your typical intersections found in the U.S. So, as an urban planner, I would recommend roundabouts. Would all cities be built on a grid system? Would all cities have bullet trains or car-pool lanes? Underground power-lines? Phone-charging stations? What would you do differently if you rebuilt Los Angeles or Miami?
posted by kaizen at 11:43 AM PST - 41 comments

Can't find Anything Whatever

I am fascinated by the Singaporean soft drinks Anything and Whatever How would you suggest a USian get ahold of some?
posted by Megafly at 11:39 AM PST - 1 comment

Not that time of year again.....!

Imminent birthday (mine). And I don't know what to ask for birthday-present. Problem is - I have all I think I need. Special One whimpers about and want's to give me something anyway. [more inside]
posted by Rabarberofficer at 11:11 AM PST - 41 comments

Help my dad display pictures of the grandkids.

Do you know of any digital picture frames that will display photos from a USB thumb drive, rather than a memory card? [more inside]
posted by echo0720 at 10:50 AM PST - 4 comments

Free the internet!

Is it possible to get free internet without an ISP? And I don't mean stealing a wireless signal. [more inside]
posted by doorsfan at 10:18 AM PST - 34 comments

How to tell roomate his girlfriend is over too much?

How do I tell my roomate/friend that his girlfriend is coming over to our apartment too much? [more inside]
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 10:16 AM PST - 40 comments

non-filter

What's you're (witty?) response to someone who asks you for a cigarette? [more inside]
posted by Oddly at 9:56 AM PST - 39 comments

Delete default category in WordPress.

Is there a way to delete the default category in WordPress so that all my posts don't show as uncategorized? [more inside]
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 9:24 AM PST - 7 comments

Freetype for the Gimp on Windows

How do I install the Freetype plugin for the Gimp on Windows? Google turns up nothing other than instructions to compile it, but I can't believe there isn't a precompiled Windows version online. It looks like it's no longer included in the standard distribution. Alternately, is there any other way to do kerning on the Gimp on Windows?
posted by exhilaration at 8:55 AM PST - 2 comments

Ergonomic Counter Chair?

Can anyone recommend an ergonomic work/office chair that can accomodate a counter-height (36") desk? The usual chair height is 24". It would be nice if it could roll and swivel but mostly I'm just looking for comfort and a sleek design. Thanks!
posted by JJ Jenkins at 8:50 AM PST - 8 comments

What electric blanket do I need for my oddly sized bed?

I have a small double or three-quarter size bed. Most people seem to prefer an underblanket (or mattress warmer) to the traditional electric overblanket and I think I would too. But should I get a single-size and leave a few inches of bed unheated? Or get a double-size and wrap the excess around the side of the mattress? [more inside]
posted by Martin E. at 8:38 AM PST - 8 comments

Cross Border Outlet Shopping from Toronto:

Any recommendations for outlets and shopping within 2 to 5 hours of Toronto? We're aware of outlets in Niagara (but have never been) and are wondering if they're worth a visit and if there are other places worth seeing now that the US and Canadian dollars are at par. [more inside]
posted by ChuckLeChuck at 8:28 AM PST - 14 comments

How to bring the intimacy back?

asking for a friend: How can I get my husband to start touching me again? [more inside]
posted by Danila at 8:24 AM PST - 25 comments

should i eat this?

Should I eat this? [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 8:19 AM PST - 56 comments

Do you study evolution? Help my husband do it too!

My husband has become increasing interested in the study of evolution. Help us choose what college level courses he should take! [more inside]
posted by msali at 8:06 AM PST - 8 comments

Is there a such thing as an exterior designer?

I like the HGTV show "Curb Appeal" and I'm familiar with most of the actual trades involved with redoing the front of a house, but where do you find a designer to handle it all? [more inside]
posted by mathowie at 7:54 AM PST - 9 comments

How do I cope with time-wasting meetings?

How do I get through time-wasting meetings without dissolving into a homicidal puddle of resentment? Cognitive, behavioral, and affective suggestions welcome. [more inside]
posted by occhiblu at 7:52 AM PST - 29 comments

How to make vegetarian tomato sauce from scratch?

I have several lbs of ripe plum tomatoes, and I'm looking for your most delicious recipes for (vegetarian) tomato pasta sauce. [more inside]
posted by Ladysin at 7:34 AM PST - 17 comments

Not-so-LOLcat

How do I prevent future urinary tract infections in my male (neutered, indoor) cat? [more inside]
posted by desjardins at 7:15 AM PST - 11 comments

looking for a Korean song

trying to locate a Korean song called SARANG HAESEOYO and/or by musician called KIM HYUN SIK 9or SHIK) [more inside]
posted by Postroad at 7:06 AM PST - 3 comments

A Dry Sense of Humor?

What makes "dry humor" dry?
posted by notyou at 7:02 AM PST - 48 comments

Free (or cheap) Hosting Services (including email)

I am looking for a free hosting service as a mirror for my site. It should also have reliable email (pop and smtp access). Any suggestions?
posted by jonjacobmoon at 6:52 AM PST - 5 comments

The subject verbs the object

Explain tenses to me? Past/present/future, continuous/simple/perfect, and so on, in English. I can use them with fluency, but I need to be able to explain them (when each is used, how to form them). I've tried Fowler's, Chicago Manual of Style, and a number of other resources, but they seem to subtly contradict one another. Is there a simple, go-to reference for this?
posted by sarahkeebs at 6:46 AM PST - 16 comments

How do you cut thick slabs of slate?

How would you cut make clean, straight cuts in 3/4 inch thick black slate? [more inside]
posted by geos at 6:46 AM PST - 13 comments

Large public interior

What are some of the most beautiful, awe inspiring, large scale, public interior spaces you have ever seen or visited? [more inside]
posted by comatose at 6:43 AM PST - 71 comments

Having a phone makes me feel dirty.

I'm being hounded by creditors - and they're not mine. What can I do to get them to stop calling my phone number?
posted by dagnyscott at 6:31 AM PST - 9 comments

Help figure out what this disease is!

My lady friend has been sick for a year, and nobody can figure out what's wrong. Has anyone had any experience with this kind of sickness? [more inside]
posted by omnipotentq at 6:09 AM PST - 46 comments

Where can I get an amazing retro dress?

My university is having a prom / formal dance for grad students. (woot) Where can I (and my friends) get AWESOME retro ironic dresses? [more inside]
posted by k8t at 5:56 AM PST - 9 comments

Videos of stand-up comedy...can I subscribe to something?

Is there somewhere I can download (for later viewing) videos of popular stand-up comedians? Legally? [more inside]
posted by ostranenie at 5:53 AM PST - 7 comments

Need more Daily Show from More 4

Is there any rhyme or reason to More 4's scheduling of The Daily Show in the UK? [more inside]
posted by roofus at 4:42 AM PST - 10 comments

Comedy Skit About Tequila

Some time ago a colleague (now left the firm) sent me an mp3 file of a comedy skit about drinking different types of alcohol from the point of view of the "stomach" of the person drinking. It ended with the person drinking "tequila" and the voice over had some very funny Mexican-type dialogs. My Googling skills have failed me. Can someone recall this comedy skit and where I might find it? Cheers :-)
posted by vac2003 at 3:21 AM PST - 7 comments

Root canal = agony?

Next week I'm having a root canal done on my upper back molar, and I'm worried about the pain. What can I expect, pain-wise? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 1:12 AM PST - 33 comments

Why censor town names?

Why do/did certain old novels censor names of towns/shires/boroughs? [more inside]
posted by haveanicesummer at 1:11 AM PST - 17 comments

500,000 trees on a golf course?! No way.

There's apparently a golf course near San Jose, CA., well it actually may be closer to Milpitas, but it supposedly has half a million trees. I can't seem to find anything about it or if it even exists. This information is coming from my father who played at this course many years ago (maybe 10-20). [more inside]
posted by sir_rubixalot at 12:31 AM PST - 3 comments

September 27

San Francisco hole-in-the-wall eateries and random attractions

I'm going to San Francisco for a few days next week--where are some little-known yet interesting places to eat and/or visit? [more inside]
posted by exceptinsects at 11:23 PM PST - 28 comments

Music by and/or about Mormons?

For the next few months I'll be projecting a series of films by and about Mormons. I'm looking for appropriate pre-show music. [more inside]
posted by bubukaba at 11:12 PM PST - 14 comments

Good Iowa Rental Cabins?

Where can I find a rental cabin(s) in east Iowa or west Illinois around New Years for 20-25 people? [more inside]
posted by scottreynen at 10:53 PM PST - 6 comments

YAWN! What is it all about?

What is going on biochemically when someone yawns? [more inside]
posted by goalyeehah at 10:44 PM PST - 5 comments

computermuch?

Up in ur antique pc's optimizin ur network. I, a previously porn-surfing net monkey whose "kit" was a Dell Inspiron 5100 laptop (a retard's computer if there ever was one), have through recent endowments of hardware and employment opportunities, become the proud new owner of a fleet of slightly antiquated electronics that will need to be strung together and (probably) modified and moved if I'm not going to go insane tranferring massive volumes of data from one to another. This isn't so much a tech question as a planning one - what would you do with all this stuff? How can I get the best use out of it? [more inside]
posted by saysthis at 10:43 PM PST - 7 comments

How can I show a movie to students... legally... in Japan?

I'm a teacher at a for-profit English school in Japan and I want to display a few clips from movies and have students read-along with a script. The problem is, since our school isn't a non-profit, I don't know how to get the performance right, especially since I am in Japan. Is it worth pursuing? It is only for a few classes and not very important, but I thought it'd be a fun way for students to improve listening skills.... Thanks all!
posted by phaedrus441 at 10:43 PM PST - 7 comments

Best present for Best husband

What are great birthday ideas/presents for a hard-working dad and husband? [more inside]
posted by dnthomps at 10:32 PM PST - 10 comments

Red Dawn Russian Style

Are there any movies that match the campiness of Red Dawn from Russia? [more inside]
posted by occidental at 10:25 PM PST - 8 comments

Seeking AFA in Seattle; evening classes?

Is it possible to earn a Fine Arts degree in the Seattle area taking solely evening classes? [more inside]
posted by TochterAusElysium at 10:22 PM PST - 2 comments

Geeky questions for a visit to San Francisco.

Geeky guy's first visit to San Francisco. A few specific, slightly nerdy questions inside. [more inside]
posted by kdern at 9:31 PM PST - 16 comments

Dropped call or hang-up(phone and/or mental)

Trying not to be neurotic...I think my guy hung up on me, but maybe it was just a dropped call? Google won't help me distinguish between the two, although it seems obvious to me. The obvious being that he hung up on me. [more inside]
posted by Epsilon-minus semi moron at 9:27 PM PST - 35 comments

Why am I being bribed to use direct deposit?

Why is my bank bribing me for using direct deposit? [more inside]
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 9:03 PM PST - 22 comments

Help me find a webtool to compare my income to the world's average income

I saw a website last year that allowed me to type in my annual income. The result was that it showed my modest income to be in the 97-percentile of the average income across the globe. It was helpful to put things in perspective. Now I want to share that webtool with a friend, but can't find it. Anybody know the site?
posted by rdauphin at 8:43 PM PST - 5 comments

25 and No Friends, Cliques Everywhere. What Am I Supposed to Do?

25 and No Friends, Cliques Everywhere. What Am I Supposed to Do? [more inside]
posted by MeysterR at 8:36 PM PST - 33 comments

Help me find a specific XXXChurch video!

I'm looking for a video by XXXChurch that was featured on their website a while back. I've looked everywhere, specifics inside, help?! [more inside]
posted by peripatew at 7:11 PM PST - 2 comments

Opposites Attract...

[MovieGeekFilter] HiveMind, please help me think of recent American movies that have dramatically different A & B Stories. [more inside]
posted by ScarletPumpernickel at 7:07 PM PST - 22 comments

Good lubricant for a squeaky printer?

I have a really squeaky printer. I tried WD-40, but the squeakiness comes back. One of my engineering friends suggested that I needed something similar to sewing machine oil, but perhaps a little thicker, since the gears are plastic. Any ideas on what kind of lubricant I should get? And where I could get it? Aside from the squeakiness, this REALLY is a good printer (Canon MP130), and I really don't want to get another one.
posted by ssnickerer at 6:29 PM PST - 14 comments

It's a good school, really!

How can I prove to the Feds that my British university is actually a good one? [more inside]
posted by allen8219 at 5:37 PM PST - 10 comments

I know we need income distribution rules in writing. What does the writing say?

How to divide up a company amongst 3 people when 2 people will be doing most of the work for the first 6-12 months. [more inside]
posted by andifsohow at 5:32 PM PST - 10 comments

where should i put the holes on a recorder?

how can i figure out where i should place the holes and how large they should be on a bamboo recorder i am making? [more inside]
posted by KaeporaGaebora at 5:04 PM PST - 6 comments

Somedays, I really hate Word.

Ack! Word has suddenly forgotten my customized bullets-and-numberings settings - but the settings were four years old and I have no idea how to set them right again! [more inside]
posted by AthenaPolias at 5:00 PM PST - 8 comments

gCal/iCal Sync

I'm looking for a way to have iCal open automatically at a specific time, sync with my Google Calendar, and then preferably close (doesn't have to close). I didn't see anything in iCal prefs. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by jpcody at 4:44 PM PST - 6 comments

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough

aaax / bbbx / cccy / dddy: Is there a particular name for the structure of the poem Slough, by John Betjeman?
posted by Aloysius Bear at 4:33 PM PST - 2 comments

Lupus doctors, anyone?

Does anyone know any kick-ass lupus doctors in the San Francisco Bay Area? [more inside]
posted by small_ruminant at 4:32 PM PST - 2 comments

Assume I already know '"look for another job"

How can I deal with my supervisor's drug abuse and dealing? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:30 PM PST - 29 comments

social anxiety help

How can I help my teenage sister deal with her horrible social anxiety? [more inside]
posted by logic vs love at 4:03 PM PST - 19 comments

Where is Smokey?

Where can I find a Forest Service PSA commercial where a beautiful lady tells you that "only you can prevent forest fires" before she pulls off her face to reveal Smokey Bear?
posted by guruguy9 at 3:56 PM PST - 8 comments

English but not as a foreign language

What do other countries call the class/major Americans call "english"? [more inside]
posted by spec80 at 3:42 PM PST - 25 comments

Art/Culture Festivals/Areas in Northern Vietnam?

My bosses are going to Vietnam early next year and are interested in finding Art and Cultural things to do. They ask me 'cause I haven't told them of the Hivemind yet. I've looked through the old threads which dealt mostly with Hanoi (and I'm sharing those) but they're up for some travel into more rural areas. They're looking for advice not only for WHERE but WHEN. Anytime from Jan to March is good. [more inside]
posted by Wink Ricketts at 3:21 PM PST - 4 comments

Is it too late to rescue my newly-installed djembe head?

I just installed a new skin on my djembe, and it doesn't sound very good; I need some troubleshooting and advice on what to do next. [more inside]
posted by ook at 3:00 PM PST - 5 comments

Rural Students and Teaching About Antisemitism

A question on antisemitism and the instruction of rural school-kids, asked on behalf of my husband. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:09 PM PST - 33 comments

Plantar wart filter ... again

Okay, okay. I read all the recommendations in the previous wart posts. My question is a bit different. Will it be detrimental to wart removal if I run on them? Wait, let me explain. [more inside]
posted by Jaie at 2:07 PM PST - 8 comments

Stink Bomb Galore! Gag gag vomit

My Cat is a Pooping/ Farting Machine. Help! [more inside]
posted by ceesbees at 2:07 PM PST - 23 comments

Got a canvas, got some paint, where's my mobile phone brush?

Where's my mobile phone brush? Cell phone, yo -- how 'come there don't seem to be any such apps, even on the so-called smartphones. I know the Palm One units have available apps and I would imagine so would the Windows Mobile ones, but what about java-based phones? Am I missing some huge repository of apps or something? [more inside]
posted by Ogre Lawless at 1:43 PM PST - 6 comments

Ribs as ceiling beams, guts as carpeting... now what?

After being swallowed alive by a whale, what is the best course of action that might result in your survival? [more inside]
posted by (bb|[^b]{2}) at 1:39 PM PST - 45 comments

Television ad summaries

ResearchFilter: I'm looking for summaries of advertising content at different times of day on different television networks. [more inside]
posted by Kemayo at 1:32 PM PST - 2 comments

Laughing off a pear-shaped date

I had a date tonight, a first date, and my date didn't show up. How do I get across the message that it's not a problem? [more inside]
posted by edd at 1:27 PM PST - 72 comments

Analogy whiz

What's the difference between a metaphor, allegory, simile, and analogy? [more inside]
posted by Mach3avelli at 1:09 PM PST - 15 comments

Patricia Wells for Latino food?

Latin American cookbook recommendations? [more inside]
posted by AceRock at 1:04 PM PST - 9 comments

What equipment should I get for $1,000 that will make the best quality documentary?

What I should buy for $1,000 in the way of equipment to make a decent-quality documentary film? [more inside]
posted by letahl at 1:02 PM PST - 10 comments

What's the Pitchfork of the electronic music world?

What's the Pitchfork of the electronic music world? [more inside]
posted by c:\awesome at 12:57 PM PST - 15 comments

Leg-crossing compulsion

Why do I often feel the compulsion to put one leg up on the other when sitting? [more inside]
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 12:49 PM PST - 27 comments

Real-time video manipulaton [mac]

Anybody have experience doing manipulation of video in near real-time? Advice and general guidance needed. [more inside]
posted by srboisvert at 12:48 PM PST - 6 comments

Reification Safari

Can you give me some examples of reification? A friend mentioned this concept offhand a few years ago. My understanding is that reification involves treating an abstract concept as if it were material. The example my friend gave at the time was inflation. But when I read the wikipedia article about reification, it seemed to indicate that it involves not just treating an abstact concept as if it were real, but also treating it as if it were human. Certainly all the examples give that impression. I'm looking for examples of reification that don't involve anthopomorphism so that I can hopefully identify some patterns. Would concepts like race, or the seasons qualify? Why is reification being so difficult?
posted by Jeff Howard at 12:12 PM PST - 20 comments

PowerPoint won't do, PowerPoint won't do.

I'm creating a PowerPoint with bulleted lists, and I'm having trouble getting it to do what I want. [more inside]
posted by eleyna at 12:11 PM PST - 8 comments

Feed my seaweed need

While in Dublin, Slothrop and I fell in love with this yummy Thai snack: Tao Kae Noi Crispy Seaweed. Since moving back to the States, we were able to find it in Ann Arbor, and stocked up, but now our supplies have run out. Help! [more inside]
posted by dirtmonster at 12:11 PM PST - 6 comments

2nd most important battlefield. After love.

How to get London - Battle on public transport? [more inside]
posted by gaspode at 12:09 PM PST - 9 comments

Excuse me sir, are you happy to see me?

Why is it easier for me to achieve sexual arousal now rather than 10 years ago? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:08 PM PST - 12 comments

Client shafted me? How can I legally get even?

A client asked a bunch of extra work of me, which I did on good faith, and is now shafting me on extra payment. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:08 PM PST - 17 comments

Should I be worried about my friend's forgetfulness?

I know many people, including myself, mistakenly repeat events in our lives to the same individual. However, I have a friend who constantly tells me same things repeatedly. Not nag me to do things, but tell me things that we’ve already discussed at length either verbally or through email. For instance, his car was broken into and his radio was stolen. He told me the day it happened and gave me all the facts. Then a week later, he raised the case again saying he had to go to the store and look for a new radio because his was stolen and he repeated all the facts. Then in an email the other day he told me that he bought a new radio for his car because a few weeks ago, his was stolen. He brings it up as if I’ve never heard it before. He doesn’t just do it with negative events. He does it if he gets a cool gift, or promotion, etc. I’ve told him before that he does this. I started feeling that I wasn’t important enough in his life for him to remember our interactions. I mentioned it to another friend and they laughed and said that he does it to them too which started to get me worried. Is there a psychological/medical reason that my friend does this and should I be worried about their health?
posted by anonymous at 12:07 PM PST - 36 comments

Help me be romantic in Rome

My wife and I are going to Italy with a tour group late November, and it also happens to be our anniversary. We'll be in Rome the day/night of our anniversary. We're staying at the Holiday Inn Parco Dei Medici. [more inside]
posted by edjusted at 11:49 AM PST - 14 comments

What's the best stout?

I'd like to try some new beers. What's your favorite stout? [more inside]
posted by vorfeed at 11:49 AM PST - 49 comments

Online Buying Safety Tips?

What's the best way to protect myself from seller fraud on eBay when using alternate forms of payment besides PayPal? [more inside]
posted by snowleopard at 11:26 AM PST - 13 comments

Best way to rip movie video to 1 stream

I want to rip a movie from a DVD to its elementary streams (.ac3 & .m2v). I can do this using the Stream Processing\Demux option in DVD Decrypter, but because the video is spread across several VOBs, I end up with several video files. So - I then have to rejoin these video segments, which I'm using the Join command in DOS for. It works fine but I'm wondering if there's an easier way to do this? I'm open to Mac options too.
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 11:06 AM PST - 3 comments

Have you ever used Tazorac? How did it go?

Do the side effects of Tazorac ever go away? [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 11:01 AM PST - 12 comments

Where have I seen this X in a logo before?

Where have I seen this X in a logo before? [more inside]
posted by stuboo at 10:54 AM PST - 11 comments

Brand New Ibook Battery Won't Charge

My new off-brand battery for my ibook G4 won't charge past 49%. Help! [more inside]
posted by ilyanassa at 10:46 AM PST - 5 comments

Changing my name on del.icio.us

How can I create a new user account on del.icio.us, starting with all my current links and tags? [more inside]
posted by StickyCarpet at 10:31 AM PST - 7 comments

Gotta dance...gotta dance Bharatanatyam

Bharatanatyam dance classes in NYC? [more inside]
posted by kkokkodalk at 10:30 AM PST - 2 comments

I want a fancy pants fireplace.

I need to find a giant metal sheet, yet I am not rich, help? [more inside]
posted by stormygrey at 10:16 AM PST - 14 comments

Apple TV Questions...

I'm thinking about the Apple TV - but have some unresolved questions. Information on the web about these issues is often conflicting - looking for answers from someone who has the device and knows how it works. [more inside]
posted by steinwald at 10:09 AM PST - 5 comments

Are you really only ever six feet away from a spider at any given time?

Are you really only ever six feet away from a spider at any given time? [more inside]
posted by birdlips at 10:05 AM PST - 29 comments

I need to find a place to store my movie and music ratings

I've been using Bibliophil to track my books and reading. Are there similar sites or tools for movies and music? [more inside]
posted by reenum at 9:34 AM PST - 4 comments

Stop molesting my nose!

Why is my kitten so hell-bent on pestering me when I'm trying to sleep? How can I get him to calm down? [more inside]
posted by qz at 9:22 AM PST - 29 comments

Where can I hide this LaTeX preamble?

I found a nice LaTeX .sty file for mla6, but to format the citations properly, it requires a long preamble which I'd rather not copy and paste each time I write a paper. Can I hide it somewhere? [more inside]
posted by chndrcks at 9:18 AM PST - 3 comments

What are the best external link icons?

Web Design Nerds: Is there a common name for off-site link icons? What are the best examples and uses of them? The best example I can think of is the square with an arrow next to Wikipedia's external links.
posted by yeahyeahyeahwhoo at 8:57 AM PST - 1 comment

Circles and red/green panels at opticians

Eye tests: What's the purpose of the green/red rectangles with black circles in? [more inside]
posted by long haired lover from liverpool at 8:55 AM PST - 7 comments

Social director needs social direction

Help me entertain about 20 women (and a few men) for some sort of social event in November in DC or surrounds. [more inside]
posted by chickaboo at 8:48 AM PST - 6 comments

Looking for a "speech" solution for someone with Motor Neurone Disease

A family friend has developed Motor Neurone Disease and is reaching the stage where she can no longer speak. Can anyone suggest a suitably loud portable device which might be used with a voice synthesizing programme so she might continue to "speak" to people? [more inside]
posted by dunstanorchard at 8:47 AM PST - 5 comments

Why do my hands itch?

Why do I have itchy bath-hands? [more inside]
posted by carsonb at 8:27 AM PST - 6 comments

iPod flashcard software

Help me find the flash-card-to-iPod software of my dreams! [more inside]
posted by fermezporte at 8:22 AM PST - 2 comments

What is the fire department doing?

Why is the fire department outside my building? [more inside]
posted by backseatpilot at 8:09 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me identify what fruit snack I was addicted to as a child.

What is the name of this fruit snack? [more inside]
posted by misled at 7:31 AM PST - 25 comments

Denver camper hire

VW Camper Hire in Denver [more inside]
posted by juniorbonner at 7:29 AM PST - 7 comments

Invitation to download

Now that Demonoid is dead, is there another great invite-only torrent site?
posted by four panels at 7:10 AM PST - 21 comments

I need new cushion covers!

I need covers for the cushions on my couch. Where can I get them with these custom dimensions for a reasonable cost (20ish a piece)? [more inside]
posted by crewshell at 6:23 AM PST - 2 comments

Interesting Tokyo hangouts for someone who knows Japan

Cool/Interesting Tokyo restaurants, bars and hangouts for someone who knows Japan [more inside]
posted by Marzipan at 5:17 AM PST - 8 comments

This is my brain. This is my brain on carbs.

Three weeks ago I went on a low-carb diet. I made it about a week. Ever since then, I've felt cloudy mentally. Did my body/brain chemistry really change that much in such a short time? [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 5:02 AM PST - 10 comments

quick and easy centralized access control list?

windowsXP logon restriction question: We have a small public computer room with about 15 computers where we only want certain people to be able to log into and use the computers. What is the easiest way to administer who has access to them? [more inside]
posted by jak68 at 4:44 AM PST - 10 comments

Is there anywhere to look at Pella replacement windows in or around London?

Is there anywhere to look at Pella replacement windows in or around London? [more inside]
posted by Rock Steady at 4:30 AM PST - 4 comments

Blogger, please leave my HTML alone...

Is there any way of forcing Blogger to recognise the ( and ) symbols? [more inside]
posted by Solomon at 4:12 AM PST - 6 comments

Editing Sanyo Xacti CA65 Files

I got myself a Sanyo Xacti CA65, which is awesome and I love using it, but editing the files it produces are a real pain in the ass. [more inside]
posted by lemonfridge at 2:06 AM PST - 3 comments

looking for a comfy 'kneeling' chair.

Can someone help me locate a certain type of chair? [more inside]
posted by psyward at 1:44 AM PST - 5 comments

Should baby swing all night?

Our 6 week old seams to only like sleeping in his swing. Is this ok? Are there any ill effects to swinging that much vs sleeping in his crib? Also, assuming this is no big issue, is this normal, and do they eventually get over it and have no issues in the crib?
posted by brent_h at 1:27 AM PST - 14 comments

A British Bed Bath & Beyond?

I'm moving to London, and need to find a home goods store. [more inside]
posted by awesomebrad at 12:19 AM PST - 22 comments

September 26

Pass on the smelling salts

Why do people faint? What are the physical/psychological causes of fainting? and also, can you faint on purpose? How?
posted by barrakuda at 11:14 PM PST - 22 comments

How do I use a TV as a monitor?

How do I make my TV a monitor for a couple of months. [more inside]
posted by SuzySmith at 10:58 PM PST - 11 comments

What is the Sky Without the Stars?

Who are some people in the film industry I should be looking for in regards to Director of Photography vs. Film Editor? I've already watched movies specifically for the actors and directors. [more inside]
posted by a_green_man at 10:37 PM PST - 27 comments

You're (not) a tough cookie with a long history....

I have a cookie I would like to eat in my head. So I devised a recipe and made a batch. I didn't get what I wanted. Help me modify this recipe to get what I'm looking for. [more inside]
posted by sourwookie at 10:37 PM PST - 24 comments

Where can grown-ups and toddlers hang out together in New York?

Where can adults and kids hang out together in New York? We're visiting New York, where we used to live, for a weekend. We want to arrange an informal gathering so we can see all our friends. Last time we did this, we held it at Bar Veloce in Chelsea, which was perfect. But that was before we, and many of our friends, had small children. What's a pleasant place to meet in Manhattan where 25 or so adults, many accompanied by babies and toddlers, can hang out for a Sunday evening, talk, get drinks and something to eat, and not worry that our kids are going to destroy something? [more inside]
posted by escabeche at 9:35 PM PST - 5 comments

This photo frame makes me look fat.

Understanding how to make photos look good on my cheap-ass "widescreen" digital photo frame. [more inside]
posted by Jimbob at 9:17 PM PST - 14 comments

I'm a cyberspace commuter?

Here we go again: partial lyric, name the song. The phrase "I'm a cyberspace commuter" is repeated several times. The chorus goes something like "ooh-ooh then I see you smile, and everything's fine... Ooh-ooh then I look at the sky and I see the sun shine" [more inside]
posted by nanojath at 8:54 PM PST - 9 comments

WTF FTP?

WTF FTP Server? [more inside]
posted by jimmyhutch at 8:53 PM PST - 14 comments

How Can I Get More Students?

Musicians -- how do you attract students? [more inside]
posted by rossination at 8:22 PM PST - 13 comments

Can a tailor do anything about the shoulder pads in my suit?

Can a tailor do anything about the shoulder pads in my suit? [more inside]
posted by mekanic at 8:11 PM PST - 5 comments

Why would Office 2007 documents only open as a ZIP file?

Why would an Office 2007 document ONLY open with a .zip extractor? [more inside]
posted by foxinthesnow at 8:03 PM PST - 9 comments

How to balance social life with full load of college studies?

Little Sister advice for balancing new social life and college [more inside]
posted by Snoogylips at 7:59 PM PST - 11 comments

I need that awesome MetaFilter music knowledge

Help me identify a couple of unidentified mp3s! [more inside]
posted by lou at 7:40 PM PST - 5 comments

What the hell did my cat puke up?

Does this sound familiar: cat vomiting pinkish-red fluid after receiving rabies, and/or FVCVP vaccines? (Vet office is aware, don't panic). [more inside]
posted by tristeza at 7:21 PM PST - 2 comments

To TPLO or not to TPLO. . .

Veterinary Opinion Filter. Meeting with an orthopedic specialist next Tuesday to discuss partial tear of our 7.5-year old boxer's cranial cruciate ligament (rear right) and potential partial tear of the left as well. What are the right questions to ask the vet and are there any feasible alternatives to TPLO surgery? [more inside]
posted by ajr at 7:08 PM PST - 3 comments

Dear Introductory Art Teacher, College Level.

On what basis is it that introductory courses stress avoiding a centered composition? [more inside]
posted by unmake at 6:51 PM PST - 15 comments

Where would you work (or not), in Austin?

AustinFilter: What software/web development companies (located in Austin) would you want to work for? [more inside]
posted by theRussian at 6:47 PM PST - 8 comments

Possibly Impossible DVD burn question

So I've found this, a BBC quasi educational (natural science) vid that I would like to share via DVD with students who don't have internet. [more inside]
posted by snsranch at 6:40 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me get my money out of Japanese bank account from Canada

Help me get my money out of a Japanese bank account. I'm in Canada, and have no plans to go to Japan in the near future. Is there a good, cheap way to transfer money to me? [more inside]
posted by mariokrat at 6:16 PM PST - 6 comments

Work Books

Books About Work. [more inside]
posted by jonmc at 5:58 PM PST - 44 comments

I need to get a fake phone number that works right!

VOIPeurs, I need a SIP of your wisdom... [more inside]
posted by evariste at 5:56 PM PST - 7 comments

The Lowdown: Online Dating Etiquette

I'm a female about to venture into the world of online dating. Are there any norms/rules/trends that I should know about? [more inside]
posted by cookie googleman at 5:50 PM PST - 17 comments

head humping cat

Our new, ten-month old adopted male (but fixed) cat does this (knead, get down on his haunches, and hump). Unlike the previous poster, however, he does this to our heads whenever we lay down. Is there any way to get him to stop? It's not the best way to wake up. [more inside]
posted by ztdavis at 5:49 PM PST - 14 comments

Not another live earth.

I'm a massive critic of boycott-protests, but I'd like to change some things around my college campus for the good of the environment and for the students. What are the most effective ways (no big-jam-concert-to-raise-"awareness") to do this? [more inside]
posted by tmcw at 5:36 PM PST - 9 comments

What experiments can be performed in isolation?

What are some experiments I can perform while at sea? [more inside]
posted by atchafalaya at 5:31 PM PST - 16 comments

Why aren't all beer bottles screw-cap?

Why aren't all beer bottles screw-cap? [more inside]
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 5:25 PM PST - 20 comments

How to tweak my athlon 64 3000+ AGP box to use Sony Vegas

(PC)VideoEditingProFilter: I want to make Sony Vegas do what it totally seems capable of besides cutting & pasting video - fx, etc, sweet stuff - do I need a new system? (I know, I know... but if you know the ins and outs of setting up a Vegas PC box, from the info I provide you'll easily tell if its no good, I suspect, for what I want to do). Details after the jump... [more inside]
posted by bitterkitten at 4:52 PM PST - 2 comments

Disdainful drawer discombobulates Daffy

Help me identify a certain Daffy Duck cartoon... [more inside]
posted by bbranden1 at 3:52 PM PST - 7 comments

I don't want the Beta! I want the working stable version!

Microsoft Remote Desktop for Mac 2.0 Beta is out. But now I can't find the non-beta version that I know works. Where can I find it? [more inside]
posted by bartleby at 3:34 PM PST - 12 comments

Doctor won't give me info to file w/ insurance.

What can I do if my doctor will not give me the information I need to file with my insurance? [more inside]
posted by keith0718 at 3:30 PM PST - 10 comments

Why is Boddingtons so easy to find in the US and so hard to find in the UK?

Two questions about Boddingtons Beer's relative popularity in the US and UK. [more inside]
posted by caek at 3:26 PM PST - 17 comments

Mail at my expense?

Pre-paid international shipping? I'd like to have someone drop something off in Germany and have the item shipped to me in Canada at my expense. Simpler is better. [more inside]
posted by tiamat at 3:18 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me get acquainted with the North American teeth whitening business

Help me find the latest information on Rembrandt's key competitors and market share in both the toothpaste and teeth whitener categories. [more inside]
posted by JaySunSee at 3:11 PM PST - 3 comments

Any US Dual SIM GSM providers? Sorry, no snappy title this time

Do any US cellphone providers offer multiple SIMs for a single phone line? [more inside]
posted by Nice Guy Mike at 3:08 PM PST - 8 comments

HDV in and out again? Easy?

I want to import HDV footage straight from my HDV video camera (Sony) to my Sony VGX XL100 "Living Room PC" aka "Media Center", and then, if possible without reencoding it, play it out to my HD TV, or to my computer monitor. Is there software, or a software combination, to make this possible? [more inside]
posted by londongeezer at 3:05 PM PST - 3 comments

Help us name our new adult (porn site)

Help us name our new Adult (porn) website!!!! Question inside due to graphic nature/language. Not for the easily offended. Thanks :) [more inside]
posted by boyinmiami at 2:58 PM PST - 46 comments

Connect my drive to my mac please!

How do I connect my NTFS hard drive to my new mac? [more inside]
posted by smithmac_99 at 2:40 PM PST - 5 comments

What other artists or records are Richard and Mimi Farina-esque?

I enjoy the recordings of Richard and Mimi Farina, what other artists and records might I enjoy? I guess this might be classified as "Greenwich Village folk", early 60s folk-rock.
posted by geoff. at 2:29 PM PST - 21 comments

How do I make my allergies combine with work?

Allergy meds wear off. Head asplodes. Only issue: Head's asploding at work. [more inside]
posted by SpecialK at 1:54 PM PST - 11 comments

Help me deal with Xbox withdrawal

My Xbox 360 is in Microsoft's Xbox hospital being repaired and I'm jonesing for some game time, even if I could just play my original Xbox games. I remember back in the NES days you could rent consoles but not so much anymore, I assume because of the complexity and Faberge egg-like delicacy of systems like the 360. But is there someplace, anywhere in the greater Phoenix (AZ) area that I could rent a system? A first gen Xbox would be fine. Failing that, any other creative ideas besides using my computer for games which I've already tried? I'm in the Chandler/Gilbert area FWIW.
posted by mattholomew at 1:52 PM PST - 8 comments

computer can't load executables smoothly

Laptop acting strangely. Could it be caused by overheating? [more inside]
posted by Baby_Balrog at 1:48 PM PST - 10 comments

Alien senses

I'm trying to put together a list of senses other than the big human five... [more inside]
posted by showbiz_liz at 1:34 PM PST - 32 comments

LaTeX: Ragged right and no hyphenation as a document default.

LaTeX: Ragged right and no hyphenation as a document default. [more inside]
posted by GarageWine at 1:08 PM PST - 4 comments

What's a typical hourly rate for freelance public relations?

What is a typical hourly rate for freelance public relations work? I've done lots of freelance writing, but little freelance p.r., and am considering bidding for a project that requires one to specify an hourly rate. This is in the Minneapolis area. [more inside]
posted by jeffmshaw at 1:03 PM PST - 6 comments

I've got a mini-door stop, now how do I revise it?

I've just finished my first novel, now how do I revise this thing? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:55 PM PST - 17 comments

Find an abstract expression that a teenage girl you don't know once thought resembled her.

Help me find a print of an obscure Picasso charcoal. [more inside]
posted by solipsophistocracy at 12:51 PM PST - 12 comments

How do I convince my boss that all rag-right sucks?

Help! I'm fighting a battle about graphic design, specifically rag-right vs. perfect justification. How can I sound more convincing? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:39 PM PST - 27 comments

Birthday present for tween girl who has everything?

Stumped for birthday present filter: Ideas for a 12-year-old girl who has everything? [more inside]
posted by cocoagirl at 12:35 PM PST - 45 comments

Dentist/Doc suggestions in Boston area?

Any suggestions for a dentist as well as doctor for someone recently moved to the Boston Metro area? (specifically Weymouth/Hingham) but... [more inside]
posted by UMDirector at 12:34 PM PST - 6 comments

Can I get into law school?

What are my chances of getting in to law school? [more inside]
posted by tylerfulltilt at 12:28 PM PST - 15 comments

Help me maintain 2 wooded acres. Please.

We just bought a house on 2 acres of wooded land. I need help with leaf management (fall is coming soon!) and path/trail maintenance. More specifically, I think I want suggestions for leaf blowers and string trimmers/brushcutters. [more inside]
posted by JMOZ at 12:26 PM PST - 14 comments

Colorado Convention Center: Decent Cell Coverage?

What kind of cell phone reception do you get in Denver's Colorado Convention Center? We're possibly involved in a conference there in a few weeks, and a project we're doing hinges on coverage good enough to send and receive SMS in the convention center. I've heard that it's "spotty" in the below-ground parts of the center, but that could mean anything ... is it good enough to deal with hundreds of attendees bouncing text messages back & forth? Ideally, we need to know ASAP. =)
posted by migurski at 12:04 PM PST - 8 comments

Kramer v Kramer. Fo realz.

[Child of Divorce Filter]. I have discovered I have the ability to view a 400+ page set of documents that are the sum of my parents' bitter legal divorce. On one hand, I hope it may shed some insight for me on people I never really knew. On the other hand, I fear doing this may cause a lot more emotional baggage than it will be worth. What do you think? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:03 PM PST - 39 comments

How do I permanently remove chin hair?

I'm female, and I have hair on my chin. How to best remove it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:02 PM PST - 14 comments

Going from traditional to digital

What programs would one suggest for a traditional artist/illustrator interested in a getting started in digital artwork? As a fairly loose painter, the smoother the transition the better. [more inside]
posted by billypilgrim at 12:02 PM PST - 10 comments

New PC games run slowly on large LCD monitors?

I just bought a pretty high-end Dell PC with a large LCD monitor. It's got dual Core2 CPUs @ 2.66GHz, 4 GB of RAM, and a decent graphics card. The monitor is a widescreen 27" Dell Ultrasharp. So far, I like the PC. But I was disappointed to find that the first PC game I tried (BioShock) runs TERRIBLY. The game does run pretty well on my slightly older PC, which only has a 19" monitor. So, I think the large, widescreen monitor is the problem. Is that correct? Are there tricks to running the latest games on a large LCD monitor? Many thanks in advance for any advice and insight.
posted by stuehler at 11:29 AM PST - 19 comments

used bicycles in NYC

In the pre Giuliani days there were a lot of used bikes floating around NYC for sale. I've been out of the game for a while and am looking for shops that deal in used bicycles. Slim pickings on craigslist.... Any local NY/NJ riders have a suggestion?
posted by Shanachie at 11:28 AM PST - 3 comments

What a meanie!!

I didn't even know this was illegal and I just got a ticket for it! What would be the best option -paying the fine or going to court? [more inside]
posted by melangell at 11:26 AM PST - 31 comments

Do we really need 300 music categories?

Is 300 categories (give or take a few) too many for an online music listing? [more inside]
posted by MichaelKnight at 11:17 AM PST - 28 comments

Straw poll: how are your sales doing?

Mail order entrepreneurs: How have your sales figures been over the past few months? [more inside]
posted by rolypolyman at 11:07 AM PST - 5 comments

Where can I find out about new indie/foreign movies?

You know how Pitchfork is a great way to keep up on new indie music? Is there something similar for indie/foreign flicks? [more inside]
posted by special-k at 10:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Quotes that offer insight?

What single quote is the best introduction (or accurately encapsulates) a philosophy, belief or conviction that you hold? Or alternately, a quote that describes something in a way that gives you a deeper understanding of a particular perspective that you may or may not endorse. [more inside]
posted by quadog at 10:44 AM PST - 96 comments

Help me get a Mac newbie printing

Looking for an inexpensive wireless printing solution for Mac. [more inside]
posted by AstroGuy at 10:07 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me start a family webpage

Help me figure out the best way to start a family web-page/blog. [more inside]
posted by bove at 10:06 AM PST - 22 comments

Everybody knows this is nowhere

Moving from Chicago to Toronto. Can anyone recommend a mover? [more inside]
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 9:10 AM PST - 5 comments

How do I find all references to a certain domain on my company's website?

How do I find all references to a certain domain on my company's website? [more inside]
posted by bda1972 at 9:07 AM PST - 15 comments

Need help pricing an antique table

Need help pricing an antique table [more inside]
posted by allelopath at 8:34 AM PST - 4 comments

What to do on a one week roadtrip south of Los Angeles?

What to do on a one week roadtrip south of Los Angeles? [more inside]
posted by eileen at 8:22 AM PST - 14 comments

Do I need a permit to sell stuff at the flea market?

So I have a bunch of stuff I'd like to sell on Brick Lane, London (flea market). [more inside]
posted by Sijeka at 7:44 AM PST - 1 comment

Manhattan Gynecologist who does IUDs

Asking for a friend: A good gynecologist in Manhattan that will give an IUD to a woman who has never been pregnant? [more inside]
posted by Caz721 at 7:26 AM PST - 12 comments

London and Paris for kids

London and Paris: what are the highlights for families with young children? I teach at an international school in Japan and one of my students is going to London, Paris, and St. Andrews in Scotland for her father's business trip. Her mother has asked me for recommendations of places to visit. [more inside]
posted by knockoutned at 6:59 AM PST - 11 comments

Mormon Philosophy

Is there such a thing as Mormon philosophy? [more inside]
posted by empath at 6:58 AM PST - 20 comments

BritaFilter(ha!)

I have a brita filter pitcher and I bought a 6 pack of filters almost a year ago(to save $$). The past 2 or 3 filters I put in there have had water run through them really fast compared to all the other filters I've used. Could there be a problem with the filters? Have they re engineered them to filter water faster? Are they even working?
posted by ijoyner at 5:48 AM PST - 11 comments

Magical Realism in a technological setting?

A levitating grandma in a William Gibson story? [more inside]
posted by chocolatepeanutbuttercup at 5:19 AM PST - 22 comments

Wifi in Tenerife?

Wireless broadband in Tenerife: My boss is heading to Tenerife on Saturday and "wants broadband on his laptop". Are there any off-the-shelf providers on the island that will provide a plug and play device for him? He's staying in an apartment complex with no wifi.
posted by ReiToei at 4:51 AM PST - 5 comments

Hand-On SPSS training and modules.

Hand-On SPSS training and modules. Hi all, I've got a rough (and I do mean rough) working knowledge of SPSS. Books and the like. I would, however, like to find a few places online where I could go through step by step and do various projects using SPSS and sort of train myself at my own pace. Modules, perhaps? Something that shows me various projects and how to do them (ex. cross tabs, etc.) Any and all input would be greatly appreciated!
posted by seeminglyshy at 3:56 AM PST - 3 comments

IE7 CSS background mayhem

CSS Filter: When I load my site in IE7 - the background does not stretch to the bottom of the page until I refresh. WTF! [more inside]
posted by xoe26 at 1:29 AM PST - 7 comments

September 25

Email blocking, the "MX preference record", and snooty techs...

I work for a tiny non-profit where I'm the "IT department" by default. Trying to investigate further why our website/emails are being blocked by certain of our clients/relationships/partners, and I'm hopelessly in need of some guidance. [more inside]
posted by gemmy at 10:20 PM PST - 17 comments

Where to find pink stoneware bowls?

Where can I find a good set of pink stoneware (mixing) bowls? [more inside]
posted by moz at 10:14 PM PST - 19 comments

Costs and quality of art reproduction?

What's the next best thing to having an original Van Gogh? What's the third best thing etc? Are there reproductions that look almost identical in every respect? Or to put the question another way, what's the best I could get for under $2000 if I wanted a Starry Night (or any other priceless painting) hanging on my wall?
posted by vizsla at 9:50 PM PST - 18 comments

fresh prince of belair

which series and episode of fresh prince is it when carlton sings "they've only just begun" to his paretns? [more inside]
posted by edtut at 9:42 PM PST - 4 comments

When to buy tickets for trains in China?

I'm going to China in a few days. Should I purchase train tickets in advance on the Web, or wait until I get there? [more inside]
posted by chippie at 9:39 PM PST - 9 comments

What resources exist to help me become comfortable with a dialect of Japanese?

In preparation of studying abroad in the Tohoku region of Japan next year, I am looking for useful dialect-related tools and resources. [more inside]
posted by mezamashii at 9:35 PM PST - 3 comments

How to dress a not-thin man

I'm 5'10", around 205 lbs. Whenever I try on clothes, whether they're shirts or jeans, they always end up looking baggy or bunchy, and nothing ever fits correctly. Where can I find clothes that fit better, and what styles would look best? [more inside]
posted by lsemel at 9:24 PM PST - 21 comments

Rita Hayworth. Can you get her?

Where can I find the classic Rita Hayworth pinup as a poster? [more inside]
posted by Nabubrush at 9:07 PM PST - 5 comments

Grind Me a Symphony Tonight

My SO's constant night-time teeth grinding is driving me up the wall! I must have woken up 5 or 6 times last night with the noise, for the third night in a row. I know you can get mouth guards for this problem, but he hasn't seen a dentist in years, and we aren't rolling in cash. Can anyone recommend (cheap) solutions/ advice? He needs his teeth to last, and I need my sleep.
posted by gerls at 9:02 PM PST - 25 comments

How can I acquire newswriting skills?

How can I acquire newswriting skills? [more inside]
posted by Wolfster at 8:33 PM PST - 13 comments

Stop Binging?

How do i stop from binge eating? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:16 PM PST - 22 comments

"The Girl in the Turquiose Bikini"

I'm reading "The Girl in the Turquoise Bikini" (1961) and I'm puzzled by a reference to "organizing a 'Paul Jones,' " which seems to be some kind of discussion group or meeting, for example between social or ethnic groups. [more inside]
posted by JimN2TAW at 7:38 PM PST - 3 comments

if (a || (b and (c or d)) and (not e or (f and g and h))) then ???

Comp Sci: What's the best Design Pattern or structure for dealing with a complex relationship between many booleans? [more inside]
posted by grumblebee at 7:24 PM PST - 34 comments

Sleeper train from Cairo to Luxor

Sleeper train from Cairo to Luxor. . . there are some snags. If you have done this, help my mother out. [more inside]
posted by mai at 6:59 PM PST - 5 comments

Could I design databases for a living?

Can I, should I, make a career change into database design? [more inside]
posted by argybarg at 6:43 PM PST - 16 comments

Why did I waste my youth pulling the sides off printer paper?

Why did dot-matrix printers invariably take tractor-feed paper? Was there a technical barrier to using single sheets? Why didn't typewriters require tractor-feed?
posted by smackfu at 6:28 PM PST - 28 comments

Hosed.

The LSDAS has my transcripts assembled and it's rather depressing. How much is this going to hurt me? [more inside]
posted by j-urb at 6:17 PM PST - 21 comments

Info organizers that support popups / tooltips?

Any information organization tools out there (OneNote, TiddlyWiki, etc.) that support mouse-over, PHPXref-style popups / tooltip windows? [more inside]
posted by blahtsk at 6:08 PM PST - 1 comment

International radio stations

What are the best (eclectic, not so commercial) radio stations in the world? [more inside]
posted by stleric at 5:45 PM PST - 62 comments

Apple doesn't like Firefox?

Anyone have any advice on getting an Ipod Touch to import my firefox bookmarks and passwords?
posted by Keith Talent at 5:45 PM PST - 6 comments

How do I get Lyx and natbib to cooperate?

LyX for Mac madness. How do I get Lyx and natbib to play nice? [more inside]
posted by pcward at 5:36 PM PST - 2 comments

Cover our sockets

At the public library where I work, our sockets are horribly placed right under the public computers. Because of this placement, our power strips are knocked out of the socket several times a week. [more inside]
posted by toddst at 5:27 PM PST - 13 comments

Mod me up!

TES: Oblivion. Mods. Which ones should I get? I'm already familiar with these recommended/must-have lists, but it's all a bit much. [more inside]
posted by juv3nal at 5:03 PM PST - 3 comments

How do I keep my lipstick on my lips?

How do I keep my lipstick on my lips and not on my wine glass, my fork or someone I'm kissing? Any tips and/or recommendations for long-wearing lipsticks would be great. Thanks!
posted by tangelo at 5:01 PM PST - 16 comments

A company sent me a letter about fighting my Scottsdale, AZ photo radar ticket. Help me find this company.

A company sent me a letter about fighting my Scottsdale, AZ photo radar ticket. Help me find this company. [more inside]
posted by gummo at 5:00 PM PST - 9 comments

Why is Google's "My Maps" acting stupid?

Google's "My Maps" feature is doing very string things when I try to embed. Why? [more inside]
posted by nitsuj at 4:42 PM PST - 5 comments

Changing the way a coat hangs.

Help modifying a coat. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:31 PM PST - 13 comments

Why does the sign over the westbound Bruckner Expwy for the Third Ave Bridge give the wrong exit?

Has NYC put an incorrect sign on the westbound Bruckner Expressway to trick visitors into taking the Triborough Bridge instead of the toll-free Third Avenue Bridge into Manhattan? [more inside]
posted by nicwolff at 4:21 PM PST - 8 comments

I could tell you, but then I'd have to...

How do I hide names in gmail? [more inside]
posted by mpls2 at 4:03 PM PST - 6 comments

I am thinking about becoming a police officer, do I have a chance?

Do I actually have a chance of becoming a police officer?? [more inside]
posted by Bjkokenos at 3:56 PM PST - 15 comments

How to paint a moving water effect on wall?

I want to paint one of the walls in my bedroom so that it gives the impression of flowing or moving water. The idea is to give a kind of mountain stream effect by: *putting river rocks along the edge of the wall by the floor *by making a small floor indoor water fountain with the same rocks for the middle of the wall. How can I get this effect on the wall? [more inside]
posted by riverjack at 3:30 PM PST - 6 comments

Fixing Google Desktop links

I like Google Desktop but there is one minor annoyance that has been bugging me. Whenever I click on a link in a sidebar gadget, that link loads in IE7, even though my default browser is Firefox. Is there a solution to this? I'm on Windows Vista, if that helps (or hurts).
posted by Aanidaani at 3:27 PM PST - 3 comments

toronto addiction treatment

toronto alcohol treatment? [more inside]
posted by butterball at 3:24 PM PST - 2 comments

Financial advice for US to Canada move.

How do I find a financial adviser to help me best plan for a move from the US to Canada? [more inside]
posted by googly at 3:06 PM PST - 6 comments

Make my dogs and baby get along

Mrs In_Oz is pregnant. We have two good natured, but enormous wolf-hound cross mastiff dogs. Since we have a bit of time up our sleeves, is there anything that we can do to assist in the inevitable integration of baby to beast? [more inside]
posted by tim_in_oz at 2:44 PM PST - 16 comments

What's involved in having a mole removed?

What's involved in having a mole removed by a dermatologist? [more inside]
posted by cgg at 2:41 PM PST - 19 comments

"Good blogs by female magicians?"

Any female magicians/assistants here? Does anyone know of any web resources/blogs regarding women and professional magic? [more inside]
posted by macrowave at 2:06 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me pick a smartphone

I am trying to decide on a smartphone. [more inside]
posted by stuffedcrust at 2:04 PM PST - 9 comments

Why does one corner of my house smell like natural gas? Especially when there are no leaks in the house?

I've had a persistent natural gas smell in my house for the past 10 days. The power company shut it off for about 5 days, my landlord went through two times with a plumber to find any potential leaks, and then had to get a city inspector to verify that there are no leaks. So the gas is back on and it's still smells - what's going on and how do I stop it? [more inside]
posted by gov_moonbeam at 1:34 PM PST - 17 comments

valedictorian GPA issues

Valedictorian/Saluditorian/Class rank GPA issues. [more inside]
posted by jmd82 at 12:43 PM PST - 47 comments

How do I get push-imap with my own server and and iPhone?

Any suggestions on how I could get push-imap with my own IMAP server? I'm running cyrus-imap, and the client in question is an iPhone. [more inside]
posted by darkshade at 12:24 PM PST - 8 comments

Why weld an eyebolt to visegrips?

What is the use of an eyebolt welded to the knurled adjustment knob of a pair of vice-grip pliers, like this? [more inside]
posted by exogenous at 12:21 PM PST - 17 comments

Was this dude my great-grandfather...or an IMPOSTOR?!

If my maternal grandfather was my (alleged?) great-grandfather's biological son, why would his last name be different from both of his parents'? [more inside]
posted by dumbledore69 at 12:15 PM PST - 11 comments

NYC No Kill Shelters?

Can anybody help me find good, available, no kill shelters for a dog in the New York Area? [more inside]
posted by lips at 12:15 PM PST - 17 comments

Does the study of math sharpen critical thinking skills?

If a man’s wit be wandering, let him post a question about mathematics and reasoning to MetaFilter. [more inside]
posted by jason's_planet at 12:07 PM PST - 20 comments

This is a longshot, but does anyone know...

I need statistics on Fresh Cut Produce consumption and/or production in the United States. [more inside]
posted by sic at 11:39 AM PST - 1 comment

Did I ejaculate during my first orgasm?

I think I might have ejaculated the first time I ever orgasmed. I'm a young, reasonably sexually inexperienced (though not a virgin) female. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:37 AM PST - 14 comments

You Were Killed by Fluffy Wumpkins

My son is entering that awkward teen stage and wants to put aside childish things. To that end, he would like to change his rather "kiddish" gamertag to something more intimidating (and less likely to be berated by his older sibling). Obviously, he's not looking for something like "Fluffy Wumpkins." He asked me to help him with suggestions for cool, edgy, threatening names. So, Hive mind, any ideas? Bonus points if it sounds particularly impressive or humiliating to the enemy after, "you were killed by..."
posted by misha at 11:35 AM PST - 101 comments

Where should we get married in DFW?

Nice cheap or free places to get married in Dallas/Fort Worth? [more inside]
posted by sublivious at 11:26 AM PST - 4 comments

Why do lorries try to overtake on hills?

Why do slow-moving lorries (trucks) invariably choose to pull out to pass another truck at the bottom of a hill? [more inside]
posted by Lionel d'Lion at 11:00 AM PST - 15 comments

What's the most amazing skateboard video?

What skateboarding video is most likely to make my monocle pop out, my top hat fly off, and cause me to run around the room slapping my ass with both hands and declaiming a total lack of belief? [more inside]
posted by felix at 10:19 AM PST - 23 comments

internet infamy

Someone reproduced the full text of an email from me, including my unique full name, on a Google-indexed forum. My two messages to the forum requesting removal have been fruitless. Am I out of luck? [more inside]
posted by moonlet at 10:17 AM PST - 22 comments

Age, Sex, Loc... er, American Sign Language

Baby signing classes in Socal next week? [more inside]
posted by msittig at 10:05 AM PST - 0 comments

DC Dentist Recommendations?

I searched the archives and came up with two threads DC-wise, one recommending doctors in general and another with recommendations for cosmetic dentistry. The dentist I'm looking for is metro accessible (preferably NW DC) and has reasonable rates (completely out of pocket) for a standard cleaning and plaque removal/scaling. Thanks!
posted by whitneykitty at 10:02 AM PST - 4 comments

Vintage Stamps for Face Value

Where can I buy vintage, valid US postage stamps for face value or near face value? [more inside]
posted by bonheur at 9:57 AM PST - 7 comments

2008 Cars with great gas mileage.

My parents are looking for a new car with great gas mileage. They don't want a Hybrid. What are their options? [more inside]
posted by Telf at 9:56 AM PST - 29 comments

Mah Thung Hutth: Identifying Food Allergens

Calling all food chemists: what do walnuts, spinach, and scallops have in common, composition-wise? [more inside]
posted by shiu mai baby at 9:50 AM PST - 7 comments

Who is Liz?

Anyone have any additional information about this picture? [more inside]
posted by Lord_Pall at 9:47 AM PST - 10 comments

Need help reloading fonts in OSX.

I am using CS2 and missing various PostScript fonts. I ran FontDoctor in hopes of fixing the problem, but it is still reporting that I cam missing about 50 bitmap fonts. How can I reload these fonts? Please walk me through each step - this is all new to me. (I am running version 10.4.10 on a 1.8GHz Power PC G5.)
posted by jrichards at 9:16 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me find an easy & cheap way to set up chat for my forum?

I run a small, private forum for a few friends who are scattered across the US & Canada. I'm looking for easy ways to incorporate other ways for me to enable additional communication between members - whether it's a group voice chat or a chat room. I need help figuring out how to do this very easily (I was barely technical enough to install a pretty skin for my phpBB), very cheaply (preferably free), and so that it maintains a reasonable level of privacy. Can you help me figure this out? [more inside]
posted by tastybrains at 8:54 AM PST - 7 comments

Vacation ideas for February/March

Any ideas for long (think 1-2 months), active (think skiing, hiking, etc.) vacations for February/March? [more inside]
posted by ollyoop at 8:42 AM PST - 6 comments

I'm a guy and I seem to be growing tits, how do I make this stop?

I'm a guy and I seem to be growing tits, how do I make this stop? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:38 AM PST - 35 comments

Is anyone aware of facilities similar to AC Milan's Milan Lab?

Is anyone aware of facilities similar to AC Milan's Milan Lab? [more inside]
posted by BigBrownBear at 8:28 AM PST - 3 comments

How to deal with a stubborn friend

How do I deal with a friend who is adamant that the moon landings are faked? [more inside]
posted by furtive at 8:27 AM PST - 42 comments

The best freeware DVD -> .avi or MPG ripper? Please?

What's the best freeware DVD -> .avi or .mpg ripper for Windows XP? [more inside]
posted by beaucoupkevin at 8:04 AM PST - 6 comments

Please help me honor a scientist

Please help me honor a scientist I once knew. I'm looking to (A) set up a small scholarship in her name and (B) figure out what to do with something that she bequeathed to me. [more inside]
posted by cadge at 8:04 AM PST - 7 comments

What to do in Portland Thanksgiving weekend?

Thanksgiving in Portland, Oregon? [more inside]
posted by jengineer at 7:57 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I get lots of money for my "Cane Toad Times" collection?

I have a complete collection (I think) of the 80's satirical magazine "The Cane Toad Times" published in Brisbane, Australia, which I treasure but would willingly give up for large amounts of cash. Where would I go to find the big moolah? (Ebay doesn't seem to treasure it as much as I'm sure fanatical collectors would.) [more inside]
posted by h00py at 7:37 AM PST - 8 comments

Feed my children (in Fredericksburg)

Fredericksburg, VA: need recommendations for a great restaurant that will take a group of 60 for casual dining. They're all, gulp, middle-schoolers, if that makes any difference.
posted by largecorp at 7:14 AM PST - 7 comments

U2 Drums Howto?

I was recently listening to Achtung Baby in the car again, and remembered how much I loved it, and a lot of it was because of the sound of the drums. So, how did U2 and Brian Eno get THAT sound on the drums in Achtung Baby? Anyone know any specific pieces of kit or techniques that they used? Mics used? Drum kits used? So on?
posted by geekhorde at 7:13 AM PST - 18 comments

Something's burning....something's burning...(and I think it's my eggs!)

I have a nice All-Clad 8" skillet in which I made a tasty grilled cheese sandwich the other night. Now, the burned butter around the edges won't come off... [more inside]
posted by kaseijin at 7:10 AM PST - 17 comments

My landlord doesn't want a married tenant

LandlordFilter: My landlord is refusing to accept my potential new flatmate as a tenant because she is married. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by penguinliz at 6:59 AM PST - 12 comments

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Help me come up with some spy trivia for a Customer Service appreciation quiz. [more inside]
posted by quin at 6:23 AM PST - 8 comments

PO Form

Access 2007 - how can I embed a running total on a form? [more inside]
posted by chuckdarwin at 6:14 AM PST - 5 comments

an asp stung my database

Where can I get some noob information on how to read/write simple database tables with ASP? [more inside]
posted by yonation at 6:07 AM PST - 4 comments

Help finding a song from Victorian days

Is there a real song with this lyric? "Where and how shall I earliest meet her? What are the words that she'll first say to me?" [more inside]
posted by bovious at 5:52 AM PST - 5 comments

Asia travel ideas for 18 yr old karate lover?

Can anyone recommend any martial arts learning opportunities (camps, workshops, lessons, etc) in Asia that an 18 year old would enjoy? My nephew in the US is a karate brown belt and he would like to travel to Asia when he graduates from high school this year. I am trying to help him find some interesting travel opportunities which relate to karate. He loves karate and has been searching for something to do in Japan or India for Summer 2008 but we haven't found anything yet. Thanks for any tips.
posted by RoadTripPlanner at 3:48 AM PST - 6 comments

First Time Buyer stats

How many first time buyers of real estate are there in the G8 countries? [more inside]
posted by mooders at 2:50 AM PST - 1 comment

Help a midiot control a Line6 Pod

I have a friend who is looking to control a Line6 2.0 Pod using a Behringer FCB1010 floor MIDI controller. Specifically, he wants a wah sound. [more inside]
posted by strangeguitars at 1:31 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me find obscure, romantic things to do in London

Can you find me obscure things to do in London to help me win my girlfriend back? [more inside]
posted by minifig at 12:29 AM PST - 18 comments

September 24

Just Watching "Heroes" and wondering

You know how old English is so vastly different from contemporary English? And how your average person would not understand your average meideval dude? Is that also true of other languages? [more inside]
posted by generic230 at 10:48 PM PST - 48 comments

Why do my cats suddenly hate each other?

My cats have suddenly become very aggressive towards each other. What gives? [more inside]
posted by kdar at 10:20 PM PST - 12 comments

Maybe she's born with it

Where can I buy makeup online (Covergirl in particular)? [more inside]
posted by Zinger at 9:42 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I get that Pier 1 look on the cheap?

I'm working on redecorating my apartment. Now, I'm a sucker for Bombay Company/Pier 1/World Market goods, but I'm saving my pennies for more important things. What are some inexpensive, do-it-yourself ways to give my apartment that "worldly," tastefully-exotic look? [more inside]
posted by katillathehun at 9:24 PM PST - 13 comments

CP lost my passport app, and stole my vacation and my work plans.

The f*cking idiots at CanadaPost have 'lost' my passport application, along with an brand-new official birth certificate (not a copy, and this just cost me $60) and a signed photocopy of my drivers license, and all the personal details in my application. Basically, a handy identity-theft kit has probably been stolen, perhaps with the help of a CanadaPost employee. I bought guaranteed, registered delivery to the passport office in Gatineau. CanadaPost's response is to offer to pay me back my shipping cost. [more inside]
posted by Kickstart70 at 9:21 PM PST - 23 comments

Do I make the most of my four years here, or do I keep my sanity?

I'm a first year business undergrad. Not even a month into University, and I feel overwhelmed and suffocated. Help me deal? [more inside]
posted by Phire at 9:16 PM PST - 21 comments

Looking for simple, free, web forms

I'm looking for a web service that would host, for free, a web form that would allow kids to sign up for time slots for one-on-one conferences in my school library. [more inside]
posted by carterk at 8:58 PM PST - 10 comments

blasting cap?

Is this a blasting cap? [more inside]
posted by Iron Rat at 8:08 PM PST - 17 comments

Stuffy Nose

Permanent stuffy nose? One day I got a stuffy nose, and almost a year later it hasn't gone away. What's wrong with me? [more inside]
posted by deeman at 7:56 PM PST - 15 comments

Printing to a Windows printer from a Macbook on the netowrk?

I'm trying to set up my Macbook running OS X 10.4.10 to use a printer that's connected to my Windows XP Home machine over my home network and my inner geek is failing miserably. How can I get this working? [more inside]
posted by DandyRandy at 7:35 PM PST - 4 comments

i can't nap!

I don't know how to nap. [more inside]
posted by timory at 7:32 PM PST - 29 comments

working on a car - on a gravel driveway

I want to do minor maintenance on my cars (oil changes, brake checks, and so on), but I don't have a garage to do it in or a concrete driveway. All I have is a gravel / dirt driveway to work on. I would like to jack up my cars (and put them on jack stands), but I'm not comfortable at all doing it on this kind of surface. How can I do this without putting myself in harms way? [more inside]
posted by bigmusic at 6:59 PM PST - 9 comments

Should we adopt or have a child the old fashioned way?

My wife and I are planning on having a second child, but we are pretty sure we want to adopt. [more inside]
posted by 4ster at 6:29 PM PST - 32 comments

Take a part-time job or wait for a full time job?

I'm a speech pathologist looking for a full-time job but have been offered a part-time job with a minimum 6-month commitment. Should I take the job or continue searching for a full-time job? [more inside]
posted by poq at 6:17 PM PST - 6 comments

My intertubes are clogged!

Yet another wireless network question. [more inside]
posted by pdb at 6:05 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me play by no laundry rules but my own...

Laundry Filter: often when shopping for clothes the dealbreaker is something about the washing instructions such as dryclean only, hand wash, lay flat to dry, etc. But I know that sometimes these recommendations can be ignored. The question is, how do I know when? [more inside]
posted by dino terror at 5:57 PM PST - 9 comments

Creating a Popurls-like site

How can I create a singlegator site like Popurls? [more inside]
posted by elmwood at 5:48 PM PST - 9 comments

We've only dated a few months, and now I have to leave for a bit

I met a great guy two months ago. We've been going out a few times a week. I think it's fair to say we're both having a blast. Now I'm leaving the country for 6 to 9 months. How can I help keep this alive on some level while I'm away? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:46 PM PST - 6 comments

Where everybody knows your name?

I'm looking for a nice, quiet pub in Chicago-- lots of dark wood, no blaring music, minimal ESPN-stuck TVs. Someplace good to go for a few pints and actual conversation. Northwest side preferable, Irving Park-area if possible, although I'm not too picky about that.
posted by shakespeherian at 5:44 PM PST - 20 comments

My emo boss wants to talk about "our relationship" and I would rather not...

My boss wants to talk about "our relationship" and I would rather not... [more inside]
posted by onepapertiger at 5:31 PM PST - 50 comments

And she did hold the torch upon high saying...

Help me find a Victorian style line art image that I simply cannot find! [more inside]
posted by santojulieta at 5:00 PM PST - 7 comments

When will I be able to confidently ask for mayo?

[Rambly-what-should-I-do-with-my-life-filter] Useless Master's degrees! Impending weddings! Mild-to-moderate homelessness! Help me figure out my next step before I resort to prostitution or, worse, telemarketing. [more inside]
posted by doift at 4:56 PM PST - 11 comments

I wonder if this is how that Carrie started.

My laptop keeps closing. Not my programs. Not windows. LITERALLY, the screen part of my dell inspiron E1405 keeps coming down. And it always happens when I'm not there. So is this a defect or do I have poltergeists? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 4:49 PM PST - 9 comments

De-stinkify me

I got some bleach on my mattress and it stinks. How can I de-stinkify it? [more inside]
posted by jourman2 at 4:38 PM PST - 3 comments

What options exist for confronting dirty in-laws?

Do you have any advice on how to handle filthy, filthy in-laws? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:32 PM PST - 14 comments

What program can I use to organize small rectangles on a larger rectangle?

I'm looking for a program that will help me tech edit sewing patterns. Specifically, I want to be able to check that the pattern calls for the correct amount of fabric. This involves putting flat shapes together and seeing how big they are when they're combined. (It's all very SAT, with a touch of Tetris.) [more inside]
posted by The corpse in the library at 4:28 PM PST - 3 comments

'Mad Men' in New York

'Mad Men' - know of any real-life New York City locations mentioned in the show? I'm making a map of NYC according to 'Mad Men' and would love to have other fans' input. [more inside]
posted by chrismohney at 4:25 PM PST - 9 comments

Calling Dr.Conglomerate!

Apparently, my insurance company wants to check-in, from time-to-time, with my son and discuss his health. [more inside]
posted by Thorzdad at 4:00 PM PST - 19 comments

How can a library hold the best book sale ever?

Best practices for library book sales? My librarian friend is hosting her first book sale (that is, she's free to run it differently than it has been run for years) and is looking for ideas to make it a fun, profitable and successful event. What kinds of things make a book sale really work? [more inside]
posted by MonkeyToes at 3:55 PM PST - 12 comments

horrible evil roommate from hell

horrible roommate filter: can she evict me? she can't- right? [more inside]
posted by genmonster at 3:50 PM PST - 20 comments

light reading?

What are good magazines for getting news on the semiconductor industry? [more inside]
posted by bargex at 3:49 PM PST - 6 comments

Immovable Type?

Movable Type question involving the counting and sequential numbering of entries within one specific blog on a multi-blog system. [more inside]
posted by Asparagirl at 3:39 PM PST - 6 comments

Sorting out a massive audio library

I'm trying to sort and clean up a media library that contains a total of 16431 items, 51.2 days, 108 GB. So hand sorting is out of the question. Itunes seems to have found Some Duplicates, That need to be deleted. This has proven to be a grueling task if its to be done manually. [more inside]
posted by Chamunks at 3:35 PM PST - 7 comments

Getting screwed by Jeep.

My friend bought a brand new jeep, the CD player broke, and now they're giving her the run-a-round. What do do? [more inside]
posted by gtr at 3:20 PM PST - 7 comments

Online metal label source needed

Online source for SINGLE metal or foil customer specified text labels? [more inside]
posted by wylde21 at 3:18 PM PST - 1 comment

I want to call her...but I don't know how...to use a phone

About a month ago, I began producing a daily one-hour radio show on environmentalism, sustainable living, and the common good. Putting the show every day is a challenge for a variety of reasons, but one of the hardest parts has been trying to find news to report and the experts to make these reports possible. Please help me! [more inside]
posted by parmanparman at 3:03 PM PST - 19 comments

Jacquelyn of Many Trades

What things should I learn how to fix? [more inside]
posted by PinkButterfly at 2:48 PM PST - 25 comments

UK size mattress in NA

Where can I get a UK-sized twin (single) mattress? Vancouver B.C. preferably but I'll take an online order as well. [more inside]
posted by kaefer at 2:41 PM PST - 2 comments

I'm waving the fee and want you to know it!

[ConsultingFeeFilter] My fee schedule outlines rush-fees, I have a new client that should officially be charged the fees for some recent work. I am not going to charge the fees and want them to know that I am giving them a pass this time, what is a good way to tell them that I am waving the fees because they are a new client and want to build our budding relationship, but make it clear that this is a one time deal? More Inside.. [more inside]
posted by Fuzzy Dog at 2:26 PM PST - 20 comments

Am I a cheap bastard or not?

Are you expected to donate to the non-profit that employs you? [more inside]
posted by mccxxiii at 2:25 PM PST - 36 comments

How much does getting a laminate floor moisture test cost?

I have laminate floor installed in my condo. We have swelling and warping in various locations, so we filed a warranty claim. As part of the fulfillment process they have requested that a chunk of the floor gets uninstalled and sent to a laboratory for moisture testing. If it turns out that it's our fault we have to pay for the testing. Does anyone have any idea how much something like that costs? If we wanted to dispute their findings, where do I find a lab to do the same testing?
posted by fellion at 2:12 PM PST - 10 comments

Speaking for the dead

My father is going to die in the next few days (cancer of the aesophagus) and my family have decided that I should be the one to take care of the arrangements*. I need advice on dealing with undertakers in the UK, and--a longshot but worth asking--any recommendations for trusted funeral homes and funeral directors in Suffolk (that's Suffolk UK, for the hard of thinking), ideally ones not associated with SCI. [more inside]
posted by Hogshead at 1:59 PM PST - 18 comments

This is not a what should I do in Toronto on vacation question

So I made up my mind and am going to Toronto at the end of next week. I've read all of the Toronto threads, but need help finding a few specific things: [more inside]
posted by pieoverdone at 1:30 PM PST - 10 comments

I need three holes. Give it to me.

How can I convert a two-prong plug to a three pronged plug? [more inside]
posted by sephira at 1:29 PM PST - 26 comments

Weird D&D chatterbot

Trying to find an obscure webpage involving a bizarre chatterbot. Google-fu failing and all that jazz. [more inside]
posted by zek at 1:18 PM PST - 3 comments

What happened during my nap?

Am I losing it? [more inside]
posted by punkfloyd at 1:04 PM PST - 28 comments

DEADLY RADIATION

Why does my hard drive shut down when my cell phone is near it? [more inside]
posted by furnace.heart at 1:02 PM PST - 6 comments

used Windows XP machine versus new Vista

A poor friend needs a newer computer (Has Win98), but is leary of new machines w/ Vista. Is it a good idea to buy a used machine w/ WinXP? She only needs to do the basics, web + word process. Best way to buy used? [more inside]
posted by judybxxx at 12:57 PM PST - 26 comments

Batteries running down and I can't keep up

Coincidence, or a problem with a wall outlet in my new apartment? My cell phone and laptop batteries are suddenly holding charges for shorter and shorter periods of time. [more inside]
posted by bassjump at 12:57 PM PST - 6 comments

Inventory software for OSX

Inventory software for mac? [more inside]
posted by theholotrope at 12:48 PM PST - 3 comments

How to make red hair blonde without frying my scalp with repeated bleaching?

I want to cut my naturally auburn hair short and go blonde- how can I find a good colorist? Or is there a good way to do it at home? (the color not the cut) [more inside]
posted by mistsandrain at 12:11 PM PST - 11 comments

Corporate vs. Personal Background Check

If I do my work through my corporate entity, should I expect to submit to a personal background check? [more inside]
posted by maxwelton at 12:08 PM PST - 11 comments

Do I have any recourse if my old boss screws me on my annual raise?

I recently moved to a different division at work and my old boss took advantage of this to screw me on my annual raise: what, if any, recourse do I have? [more inside]
posted by forallmankind at 12:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me get a car lighter socket in a 220 V Outlet, K?

IsraelFilter: Where can i Buy This Powerthingy In Israel? [more inside]
posted by Izzmeister at 12:06 PM PST - 3 comments

Is there a short course to learn for fix my old BMW?

Are there any schools that have something like a week-long auto repair course? Preferably BMW-focused, and preferably in the DC Metro area, but even without those two, would still be useful. [more inside]
posted by mboszko at 11:49 AM PST - 10 comments

What's this old cartoon?

HiveMindFilter! Help me remember this cartoon from my youth! [more inside]
posted by kbanas at 11:41 AM PST - 29 comments

First, thou pullest the holy pin.

A grey egg, covered with rows of bling and a teeny tiny cross on top -- encased in a block of Lucite. Holy hand grenade? Miniature pope hat? Yes, I have pictures. What is it? [more inside]
posted by cmyk at 11:30 AM PST - 9 comments

"In the year..."

Help me compile a list of movies about the future! Specifically, I'm looking for movies that state the year when they take place. [more inside]
posted by Lirp at 11:21 AM PST - 22 comments

minor ischemic event

What is a "minor ischemic event"? My mother had a CT scan, and the doc called and left a voice message saying everything's fine, schedule a follow-up appt at your convenience, which of course we will do. But the report says "minor ischemic event" and I'm wondering what that is.
posted by pipti at 11:13 AM PST - 11 comments

Pay off my house, or put it in the market?

Pay off my house, or put it in the stock market? [more inside]
posted by wflanagan at 11:03 AM PST - 27 comments

Help me choose a CMS, find stores for a green laptop case, and how/where to build a buzz about it.

Quadruple your pleasure! I'm a newly minted green business consultant, and would like your help on four things: finding a CMS or blog system to create a website for my business, finding places where you think a green laptop case would/should be sold, blogs/social networks to get the word out about it, and suggested protocol to approach said blogs/social networks. [more inside]
posted by healthyliving at 10:59 AM PST - 12 comments

How to help good friends enduring marital issues?

How do I best help and support long time friends in the midst of marital issues? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:48 AM PST - 9 comments

Mom needs to take care of herself more. Help me help her.

Caretaker (mom) almost completely neglects her personal health and life goals to help chronically ill but stable (dad). Her health is now declining. How do I help her understand that she needs to take better care of herself? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:48 AM PST - 9 comments

Big girls don't cry

What can I do to keep from crying at work when I'm in a performance review? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:47 AM PST - 18 comments

Water saving device

I remember reading about a device that measures the temperature of the water at a bath or shower faucet and opens the water valve when the temperature reaches a preset temperature. Purpose is to reduce water wastage while one is waiting for the warm water to reach the bathroom from the tank. Can anyone link me to this product?
posted by lapsang at 10:14 AM PST - 6 comments

One-off embroidery around Boston

I need to get three words embroidered in black on one shirt breast pocket. Is there anyone in the Boston area who will do this for me, preferably for next to nothing?
posted by Plutor at 10:02 AM PST - 5 comments

How do you say "quiet please!!" in dog?

One of my dogs won't shut up. He was fairly quiet when we adopted him about 8 months ago after prior owners surrendered him, but several months of apartment living have encouraged him to bark every time someone walks outside, above, near, in, or around our apartment. He has such a high pitched, loud, piercingly painful bark, that I can't believe our neighbors haven't shot him, had him taken away, or even complained to us. Sometimes I can hear him barking from almost a block away, but I DON'T have reason to suspect he sits and barks all day when home alone. [more inside]
posted by bunnycup at 9:51 AM PST - 20 comments

Gmail format problem

Recent Gmail trouble: no text box showing when "rich formatting" selected, using Firefox and XP. Works fine in IE. [more inside]
posted by fish tick at 9:33 AM PST - 2 comments

The dealer won't deal!

All the Toyota dealers in my region (Quebec/Canada) have a no haggling policy. The salesman just gives you the price from their webside and that's it. Anyone managed to get them to lower their price? Are they more flexible by the end of the month?
posted by racingjs at 9:22 AM PST - 12 comments

Recalling the horrors of my youth.

Help Me Remember This Book! version 100457: I have a visual memory of a picture book that I came across in elementary school (mid 90s) which featured a distinct sketchy, inked, scribbly style of illustration to accompany some really gruesome, horrifying stories. [more inside]
posted by dorothy humbird at 9:19 AM PST - 9 comments

Halloween filter: How do I make a cost-effective Han Solo replica gun?

Halloween filter: How do I make a cost-effective Han Solo replica gun? [more inside]
posted by the ghost of Ken Lay at 9:17 AM PST - 8 comments

Automatic podcastery possible?

I want a device that I can keep in my car to listen to podcasts that will download new podcasts from my home Wifi by itself. Does this exist? If not, recommendations on making one? [more inside]
posted by jewzilla at 9:02 AM PST - 15 comments

Load balancing versus robustness

How important is load balancing versus server power for high volume page serving? That is, is it better to have a really robust server, or two load balanced semi-robust servers? Or is load balancing just a precautionary measure in case of hardware failure, and doesn't significantly affect server response otherwise?
posted by destro at 8:47 AM PST - 13 comments

Where to garage a car near Manhattan for a few months at least?

ManhattanParkingFilter: I am moving up to Manhattan and I need a garage to keep my car for at least a couple of months, while I decide what to do with it. [more inside]
posted by dcjd at 8:41 AM PST - 10 comments

Address Correction on Speeding Ticket

Who do I contact to have the address corrected on my recent speeding ticket? [more inside]
posted by emptybowl at 8:28 AM PST - 1 comment

Best way to sell a car/transfer title?

What is the quickest/best/safest way to complete an inter-state sale of an automobile that has outstanding debt on it? [more inside]
posted by psmealey at 8:22 AM PST - 4 comments

The white grout . . . not such a good idea.

My bathroom was redone with a nice tile floor a couple of years ago. Stupidly, I ignored the contractor's suggestion to avoid white grout on the floor. [more inside]
posted by theredpen at 8:13 AM PST - 12 comments

a broken bank

Credit Scores: Any reason to keep a bank account open? [more inside]
posted by jazzkat11 at 8:04 AM PST - 6 comments

What's become of the school nurse?

Do American schools still have school nurses? [more inside]
posted by misanthropicsarah at 7:32 AM PST - 45 comments

Help Me Not Squint at Word

MSWordFilter: Overriding "default" pageview options. [more inside]
posted by sjuhawk31 at 7:26 AM PST - 3 comments

Soup-themed knitting

Knitting projects with a soup theme? [more inside]
posted by robinpME at 7:09 AM PST - 8 comments

36-color permanent marker collection - now what?

What kind of fun can I have with 36 colors of permanent markers? [more inside]
posted by vytae at 6:54 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me find a particular Piazzolla recording.

I love the piano in Piazzolla's "Oblivion" -- and I like arrangements/recordings that focus on that part of the piece. I'd like to find an MP3/CD with such a recording. This is the closest thing I've been able to find so far.
posted by fake at 6:51 AM PST - 2 comments

I want more satisfaction.

What are some cover versions of well known songs that have refashioned or rearranged the piece so dramatically as to seem not exactly the covered song, but more of a unique work in and of itself? [more inside]
posted by flapjax at midnite at 6:36 AM PST - 97 comments

"The night was dark, and also stormy..."

"Who's got a good ghost story?" [more inside]
posted by greytape at 5:45 AM PST - 12 comments

where is the blue text?

MS Word 2002 issues. When I try to insert a hyperlink in Word, all I see is {hyperlink www.urlhere.com} without the blue text I'm used to. How do I fix this?
posted by wheelieman at 5:19 AM PST - 1 comment

Different Modes of Creativity

What are some creative ways of responding to a journal article or lecture, besides the usual "writing an article about the topic"? [more inside]
posted by divabat at 1:34 AM PST - 14 comments

How much Adderall are you taking?

Hive mind Adderall filter: Those of you taking this med, exactly how much of it did you start off with and how much are you taking now? [more inside]
posted by Brandon1600 at 1:18 AM PST - 8 comments

Boardgames

What is your favorite boardgame? [more inside]
posted by Kilovolt at 12:48 AM PST - 61 comments

September 23

err...umm...hi...I worship you!

How to make conversation with celebrities at public events? [more inside]
posted by randomstriker at 10:51 PM PST - 66 comments

Is My Lawnmower Toast?

Is my lawnmower toast? Today I put oil in my lawnmower and made the (dumb) mistake of not draining the old oil out first. When I ran the lawnmower afterwards, large amounts of white smoke appeared and the engine started making a "knocking" sound. I stopped mowing, figuring it wasn't safe to continue on in this condition. Am I out a lawnmower or is this fixable? Can I just drain out the oil and start again or is it possible irreparable damage has occurred?
posted by The Gooch at 9:56 PM PST - 14 comments

Toddler Room Decorations

Toddler Room Decoration tips? [more inside]
posted by Pater Aletheias at 9:53 PM PST - 24 comments

I still don't know what she's running from.

Marathon Support: What can my roommates and I do for our other roommate after she runs a marathon? [more inside]
posted by gursky at 9:14 PM PST - 18 comments

European pie

As a European, how do I get my country songs played in Nashville? [more inside]
posted by markovich at 8:04 PM PST - 15 comments

Chinese/Gregorian calendar conversion?

Looking for a calendar converter for the Chinese calendar to the Gregorian (Western) calendar and vice versa, which goes back further than 1901. [more inside]
posted by dinty_moore at 7:35 PM PST - 3 comments

How can it be that there exists not a single example of a working wheel in nature?

How can it be that there exists not a single example of a working wheel in nature, which after all gave us (among other things) the eyeball?
posted by It ain't over yet at 7:26 PM PST - 41 comments

What do I need to learn to get my trading software talking to Excel?

An Excel RTD problem [more inside]
posted by rakish_yet_centered at 7:12 PM PST - 0 comments

Looking for a big picture of Thelonious Monk

I'm trying to track down the photographer, or current rights holder, of the photograph of Thelonious Monk featured on the cover of "The London Collection Vol 3". [more inside]
posted by waxboy at 7:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Cymbalta & Insomnia

I am more than curious to know if any Mefites prescribed Cymbalta (antidepressant) are dealing with intense insomnia. If so, what works for you? Doc throws three different sleep meds my way. None working. Thanks for your input.
posted by snap_dragon at 6:45 PM PST - 15 comments

Flying to Jacksonville, Florida in March 2008 from Toronto. Where is the cheapest city to fly into in Florida?

Flying to Jacksonville, Florida in March 2008 from Toronto. Where is the cheapest city to fly into in Florida? Also, when do airline seat sales tend to pop up? [more inside]
posted by 20something at 6:02 PM PST - 12 comments

Why is the dog peeing in my roommate's room?

My 4 year old dog, who hasn't had a peeing-in-the-house problem for at least 3 years, has been peeing my roommate's room. We all moved into this apartment about a month and half ago. We have hardwood floors, which were cleaned with enzyme cleaner after each incident. He's picked different spots to wizz on, but always in her room. We plan to keep her door closed, which will help. But, any ideas to prevent this habit from spreading? Or why it might be happening?
posted by lalalana at 5:55 PM PST - 5 comments

are all men looking for damsels in distress?

Are men not attracted to independent women? Are they more attracted to women who need some type of assistance from them? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:37 PM PST - 58 comments

lap desks for the lapless

I use my laptop in bed, and on the couch. I worry that I am heating up my abdomen (ie, my unborn child) excessively, although there isn't much on the internet about that. Is there anything that anyone can recommend (ie, not a pillow, that just makes me warmer) to keep that hot machine farther away from my midsection, but close enough so I can type? Many thanks.
posted by anonymous at 5:37 PM PST - 29 comments

Thoughts on Toronto's Liberty Village?

Torontonians: What do you think of Liberty Village? [more inside]
posted by saraswati at 5:32 PM PST - 11 comments

Why does Turkey hate Canadians?

Why does Turkey seem to have a special hate-on for Canada? [more inside]
posted by Meatbomb at 4:21 PM PST - 13 comments

Butternut squash making my hands weird

After cutting up some butternut squash for soup, I noticed that the skin on my left hand became dry and tight. What's going on? [more inside]
posted by pyjammy at 4:00 PM PST - 8 comments

Indian Call Center advice?

Advice on hiring an Indian call center to answer after-hours calls for a law practice? [more inside]
posted by jayder at 3:07 PM PST - 23 comments

Selling theatre tickets

In haste, I ordered tickets to a Cirque du Soleil event from a web site that charged much more per ticket than Ticketmaster. Now that I know the difference, how can get rid of these tickets and get my money back? Will I get in trouble for selling these tickets for more than they cost, and how do these companies get away with doing this? [more inside]
posted by Zobie at 3:06 PM PST - 4 comments

Restaurant Supply Stores in London?

I'm a newly impoverished graduate student in London, and I need cheap cooking supplies. In the U.S., I'd head to a restaurant supply store to buy my pots and pans, but I haven't found one here that's open to the public. I'm in SE1, but happy to travel on the Tube. London MeFites, any suggestions?
posted by jed at 2:45 PM PST - 20 comments

What's the best way to ship a 42" plasma TV?

How do I ship a 42 inch flat panel TV for repair without getting hosed on shipping rates or service? [more inside]
posted by The Deej at 2:38 PM PST - 6 comments

Please help me find where this WW2 soldier is buried

Please help me find the grave of Private Thomas F. Maguire of Arlington, Massachusetts, who was killed in WW2. [more inside]
posted by cerebus19 at 2:33 PM PST - 15 comments

Good places to live in the US southwest

What would be a good place to live, work, and start a family in the US Southwest? Smaller towns are particularly welcome. [more inside]
posted by salvia at 2:26 PM PST - 15 comments

.chm to .pdf conversion in Mac OS X?

.chm to PDF conversion, Mac OS X. There seems to be no easy way to do it. Does anyone have an effective and trustworthy workflow they can recommend? (more inside) [more inside]
posted by Señor Pantalones at 2:11 PM PST - 11 comments

Selling a book from the middle of nowhere?

Help on how to sell a really awesome rare book my wife and I found at a library sale. [more inside]
posted by InnocentBystander at 1:38 PM PST - 23 comments

Do people really dry clean their linen?

I find it hard to find a duvet cover that I like, and now that I've finally found this one, I'm dubious because it says dry clean. How can this be? Who dry cleans their linen? Is this common? Is this a subculture I've just blissfully been unaware of my entire adult life? Or are the manufacturers being overcautious and you can just shove it in with your regular wash?
posted by russmail at 1:23 PM PST - 18 comments

Sealing Exposed Brick Wall

I have an exposed brick wall in my house (it was like that when I moved in). It's quite irregular, and a bit rough, so I'm not sure I really want to paint it. But I would like to prevent the dusting and flaking, without it looking too shiny. Has anyone out there done this? Is it a spray process, or applied with a brush? And some people warn the wall then can't 'breathe.' If anyone's done this I'd appreciate any tips.
posted by jgballard at 12:59 PM PST - 7 comments

Wordpress-Themes

Looking for a top-sorted list of well designed Wordpress themes. [more inside]
posted by acro at 12:35 PM PST - 3 comments

Where are the best cinemas in Paris?

Where are the best cinemas in Paris? [more inside]
posted by ascullion at 12:32 PM PST - 7 comments

Location of end of life

Do most people die at home or in hospital (or other)? [more inside]
posted by pettins at 12:32 PM PST - 7 comments

Stock market simulator

Is there a good simulator for playing the stock market with imaginary money? [more inside]
posted by antipasta_explosion at 12:25 PM PST - 11 comments

Export HD Final Cut timeline to MiniDV?

FinalCutProFilter: What is the best method of converting footage captured on a HVX P2 and edited in Final Cut as an HD timeline onto a MiniDV for festival usage?
posted by idledebonair at 11:45 AM PST - 11 comments

Thanksgiving Recipes Revisited

It's almost that time of year again. Please share your favorite THANKSGIVING DESSERT AND SIDE DISH RECIPES. I am sick of making the same things every year. I have 15-20 guests, same group every year. [more inside]
posted by Lylo at 11:36 AM PST - 33 comments

Gamer PC

Adivce on building a PC for a games fanatic (more inside) [more inside]
posted by the cuban at 11:34 AM PST - 13 comments

Creating a GMail filter based on contacts

GMailFilter: Is there any way to define a filter based on whether the sender is in your "Contacts" list? [more inside]
posted by LairBob at 11:07 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me set up a home media center!

What is the best solution for setting up a media center that can serve regular DVD, HD DVD, BluRay, QT, MKV/H.264, AVI, et cetera to a 47 inch LCD at 1080p? [more inside]
posted by adi at 11:00 AM PST - 9 comments

How to get iBook G4 to stop freezing up.

[iBook G4 filter]: My Mac keeps freezing and responds to nothing but a hard restart. [more inside]
posted by annabellee at 10:39 AM PST - 8 comments

Do you know jokes which presuppose obscure knowledge?

I love esoteric jokes, the kind of humor which presupposes a lot of specialized knowledge. The more opaque the joke is, the better. However, by their very nature they're kinda hard to search for on Google, or at least I rarely hit upon the magic searchterms. So, do you know good sites with specialist jokes? If not, do you know any particularly obscure jokes? [more inside]
posted by Kattullus at 9:56 AM PST - 97 comments

Absurdly, what is the source of this quote?

Help me find the source of this famous Albert Camus quote. More inside.. [more inside]
posted by hammerthyme at 9:49 AM PST - 12 comments

The Government Accountability Agency (GAO). Good guys or bureaucrats?

The Government Accountability Agency (GAO). Good guys or bureaucrats? [more inside]
posted by doppleradar at 9:47 AM PST - 11 comments

how can a newbie fix his power window?

Help with a 1995 Ford Explorer. I have power windows and the back passenger side window will go down but not up. Is it possible to pop the door frame off, and "roll" it up manually and have it stay up? I'm not interested in opening it again till next spring when I can get it looked at. I just don't want it open incase it rains, theft, and all that stuff.
posted by edmcbride at 9:19 AM PST - 6 comments

Any advice for this shut-in after moving to Fort Lauderdale?

About six weeks ago I moved to Fort Lauderdale, Florida for work. I'm just about completely settled in and now have the difficult task of meeting people. What can I do? [more inside]
posted by Green With You at 9:09 AM PST - 9 comments

BlackBerry "Baby" Monitor ?

How can I use my cellphone or BlackBerry to monitor sound at my house? [more inside]
posted by cameradv at 8:51 AM PST - 7 comments

I'm convinced I have ADHD. Where do I go from here?

I'm convinced I have ADHD. Where do I go from here? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:19 AM PST - 38 comments

Can NSAID reaction look like Crohn's?

Medical/pharm filter: Could use of NSAIDs end up looking like Crohn's or IBD? (Warning: contains potentially gross descriptions of Crohn's.) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:11 AM PST - 8 comments

How do I open certain sites in IETab?

I use Firefox. I want to be able to open certain sites in IETab/Internet Explorer automatically. I can do this quite easily if they are bookmarked, but I want to be able to do it every time I come across a link to the site. [more inside]
posted by Rabulah at 7:36 AM PST - 6 comments

Is there a Halo 3 master list of promotions/drawings?

Is there any kind of master list of Halo 3 promotions? [more inside]
posted by Quarter Pincher at 7:27 AM PST - 3 comments

I have reason to believe that my stepmother may be manipulating my father's health problems.

I have reason to believe that my stepmother may be manipulating my father's health problems. Looking for advice on how to handle this delicate situation. [more inside]
posted by zharptitsa at 7:20 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me pick an audio workstation

So I want to buy a standalone digital audio workstation for a small but serious project studio, and I'd love feedback from folks with hands-on experience. I've narrowed the choices to Yamaha's AW1600, the Boss BR-1600CD, and the newish Zoom HD16CD. Of course there is . . . [more inside]
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:53 AM PST - 9 comments

Do I have to eat meat? Iron problem.

I'm a pseudo vegetarian (I started eating fish about a year ago) of 17+ years and just discovered the root of my recently diagnosed Restless Leg Syndrome. My iron stores are very low. What's next? [more inside]
posted by [insert clever name here] at 6:18 AM PST - 40 comments

A short story dealing with the serch for self-esteem set in the American West, in the XXth Century?

Help me find a story, maybe by Raymond Chandler, of a man trained into courage and self-respect by a woman who makes him wear a dog collar. [more inside]
posted by kandinski at 4:34 AM PST - 4 comments

Ping! Pong!

Cockney brit-hop group North of Ping Pong's first single, "What goes up (must come down)", has been made into a lovely comedic short. However, I can't seem to find the song available for purchase or download anywhere. Has it not been released yet? If not, how can I rip the audio from the .flv file?
posted by tehloki at 3:24 AM PST - 6 comments

Do You Swaptree?

Does anyone here use Swaptree? I am intrigued but I wonder how well it works (e.g., how often do you get stiffed?). A Google search turns up a lot of tech blog "coming soon" stuff but not much in the way of people's actual experiences. I'm interested in opinions both positive and negative. Thanks!
posted by Karlos the Jackal at 2:35 AM PST - 3 comments

Wireless tangles

Simple network rebuilding: what's the best way out of a wireless network muddle? [more inside]
posted by jonathanbell at 2:12 AM PST - 6 comments

Study Abroad in Paris?

I am looking for a study abroad program in Paris! [more inside]
posted by thebrokenmuse at 2:10 AM PST - 9 comments

Show Off

I need to create a low-cost presentation setup for a school office foyer so that they can display some of the kids' best work. I have a Windows XP laptop (Celeron 2.5 / 512MB ram) and an LCD screen. [more inside]
posted by chairish at 1:53 AM PST - 3 comments

Locking the barn door ...

FleaFilter: Yes, it's another flea question, but with some unique circumstances. [more inside]
posted by the luke parker fiasco at 1:38 AM PST - 20 comments

How much legal trouble could I get into?

I'm hosting one of those "confessional" websites, and I want to know how risky it is to post clearly-illegal "confessions". [more inside]
posted by geodave at 1:14 AM PST - 10 comments

Lesbian World War II film?

Looking for the film of a trailer I saw a while back: A lesbian couple during World War II. Possibly artists, writers. They live together in a house in Germany. One (or both?) gets captured by the Nazis while stubbornly staying put in the house, instead of making a run for it. [more inside]
posted by Xere at 12:27 AM PST - 5 comments

September 22

Boyfriend comments on bodies of other women -- makes me feel like crap

Why would guy I'm seeing continually bring up the level of attractiveness of former flames and why does it make me feel like sh*t? [more inside]
posted by notcomputersavvy06 at 10:13 PM PST - 60 comments

Bay Area source for phonograph needles?

Can anyone recommend a store in the Silicon Valley/Bay Area that not only sells phonograph needles but can provide expert advice on which one to get? We want to replace the needle before digitizing the collection. We can figure out what would be compatible but need help figuring out the right price/quality trade-off. Also, if you have a specific brand to recommend that might be useful too.
posted by metahawk at 10:08 PM PST - 6 comments

Do I eat the thorns or the fur?

What's wrong with my artichokes (or is it me)? First time I've bought artichokes. I cut them open according to the instructions on artichokes.org, and instead of tasty yellow artichoke hearts, I have thorny stuff and furry stuff. I tried with 2 other artichokes and they're the same.
posted by lpctstr; at 9:20 PM PST - 18 comments

If it is not the end, I'm screwed.

On average is the Mississippi River wider at the beginning (in the Northern States) or towards the end (in the Southern states)?
posted by crawfishpopsicle at 8:52 PM PST - 9 comments

What is the secret to being able to edit documents on different word processors without screwing up the formatting?

Word Processor formatting screwy filter: I use a few different word processors from time to time and I try to use .rtf since I understand that is a universal format yet when I load a document in a different word processor the formatting always seems to get screwed up. [more inside]
posted by GleepGlop at 8:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Where can I get a database of all IP addresses for free?

This is for a personal project. Is there a free IP address to country/city list I can download? Thanks for your help.
posted by parttimeninja at 8:00 PM PST - 2 comments

Worldwide wheat crisis?

Is there a wordwide wheat crisis? [more inside]
posted by Optamystic at 7:38 PM PST - 18 comments

can i hasz webdesignz guidlinez?

Can you point me to any documents or websites that give a generally agreed upon guideline on how to build webpages? [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:18 PM PST - 5 comments

I require awesome podcasts for boring commutes.

I want engaging general interest podcasts with high production values. Lots of them. [more inside]
posted by By The Grace of God at 7:11 PM PST - 16 comments

Has my garlic gone bad?

Quick! I need some advice. My purple-stripe garlic has the normal white cloves under the, uh, papery-skin, but when I cut into the cloves near the place where they sprout, the inside is fluorescent green, in a halftone-like pattern. I've never seen before in purple-striped garlic (or any other garlic) -- although, this is only my second try with purple-striped garlic. Has the garlic gone bad? Or is it just a lot of sprouts?
posted by flibbertigibbet at 6:51 PM PST - 8 comments

why do people work out together?

why do people work out together? [more inside]
posted by krautland at 6:45 PM PST - 22 comments

What did I drink?

What kind of aperitif did I drink? [more inside]
posted by david1230 at 6:30 PM PST - 8 comments

Critical Thinking for the Uncritical Thinker

Critical Thinking Skills - Apparently, I don't have any. What exactly entails "having" this skill and is it something I can develop? [more inside]
posted by zippity at 6:26 PM PST - 43 comments

How can I remove or fade age / liver spots on my face?

After moving to a hotter climate I seem to have developed a few unattractive flat brown spots on my face which I'm assuming are liver or age spots (too big to be freckles). This has never happened to me before so I'm not sure what to do - can anyone please tell me an effective way to fade these spots or get rid of them altogether?
posted by katala at 4:50 PM PST - 20 comments

Classical Rap

What are some good rap/hip-hop songs based on classical music? [more inside]
posted by god particle at 4:45 PM PST - 18 comments

International Candy Exchange

What chocolate, candy, sweets, etc, from Canada should I send to my friend in Germany? What do I have here that she would never have tried there?
posted by arcticwoman at 3:57 PM PST - 34 comments

Hold on to your butts...

Shocks filter: How much of my rough ride can be attributed to it having been lowered vs. dead shocks? [more inside]
posted by disillusioned at 3:03 PM PST - 9 comments

Lawful Evil Movie Scenes?

Video clips that demonstrate the difference between rules and morals/ethics? [more inside]
posted by middleclasstool at 2:21 PM PST - 10 comments

Memory Stick Lock Question

Looking for a simple (preferably free or inexpensive) program to lock/encrypt a memory stick. I was using lockngo but my new memory stick uses the NTFS file system which lockngo does not support. Suggestions?
posted by america4 at 2:20 PM PST - 14 comments

Remote file editing; is it the future yet?

Is there some simple way other than SMB that I can edit remote Unix files from my Windows machine? [more inside]
posted by Nelson at 2:17 PM PST - 12 comments

Saved From Drowning

Where can I find a copy of the play by René Fauchois that Jean Renoir's film Boudou Saved From Drowning (Boudu sauvé des eaux) is based on? Does an English translation exist? [more inside]
posted by StopMakingSense at 1:57 PM PST - 3 comments

How do I find a financially reliable long-term subletter for my rental apartment?

Have you ever had someone else sublease (sublet) your rental apartment, long-term? (Long enough that the person was paying you month-to-month, rather than paying you all in advance?) If so, how did you find a reliable person? Or what happened when you found a bad person?? [more inside]
posted by lorimer at 12:10 PM PST - 8 comments

Stupid dumb smartphones.

My home is a cave in which my Sidekick 2 gets extremely spotty reception. What is the best path to fixing this? [more inside]
posted by modernpoverty at 11:57 AM PST - 5 comments

Can I ask my doc to remove a Dx from my chart?

Is it reasonable or necessary for me to ask my doctor to remove the recent "Tobacco Use Disorder" diagnosis as a "current health condition" from my medical record? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:48 AM PST - 11 comments

Where have all the web emulators gone?

What are the good web-based emulator games? [more inside]
posted by bigcheesegump at 11:35 AM PST - 5 comments

One-click select and copy to clipboard javascript?

What is the javascript used to make a one click "select and copy to clipboard" action like I see they have on photobucket? [more inside]
posted by cda at 11:30 AM PST - 4 comments

Do I maintain non-owner auto insurance or just cancel entirely?

Non-owner auto insurance. Scam or just practical? [more inside]
posted by sa3z at 11:25 AM PST - 8 comments

Mail-order nudist family gathering videos. Who makes this stuff and how?

What is the relationship between legitimate (?) "naturism/nudism" lifestyles and the pseudo-child-porn industry? [more inside]
posted by crabintheocean at 10:47 AM PST - 18 comments

Which case, just in case?

iPhone cases. Yes, they've been discussed many times, and in lots of different places, but I have some special needs and specific questions. [more inside]
posted by mezzanayne at 10:45 AM PST - 8 comments

Box me in.

I want to know how to make my own boxes. [more inside]
posted by mecran01 at 10:18 AM PST - 10 comments

Small-town girl doing some big-city mailing

NYC SnailMail DumbFilter: If I put a normal outgoing letter in my apartment's mailbox, is that acceptable? Or do I need to find a blue mailbox?
posted by lauranesson at 9:49 AM PST - 16 comments

Favorite History of Science Books

What are the best history of science books for the intelligent layperson? Some examples along these lines include Richard Rhodes' "The Making of the Atomic Bomb", David Bodanis' "E=mc2" and Dava Sobel's "Longitude"; books which mix equally well the explanation of scientific concepts with historical/biographical storytelling, and are not intended for practitioners of the field. In addition to general suggestions, specific recommendations about the history of probability & statistics and the history of science in the ancient/medieval world would be appreciated. Thanks in advance!
posted by lorenzism at 9:25 AM PST - 37 comments

Anyone still speak 2-D barcodese?

Help me solve the mystery of an obscure 2D barcode, indexing historically valuable documents from the Vietnam war! [more inside]
posted by garfy3 at 9:02 AM PST - 29 comments

Why do football teams publish their players' chances of being available for play?

Why do football teams release pregame lists of their players as "probable", "questionable", and so forth? [more inside]
posted by Flunkie at 8:09 AM PST - 11 comments

What are we talking about again?

Is there a turn of phrase for when someone resumes a conversation after a extended period of time as if no break has occurred? [more inside]
posted by JaredSeth at 7:43 AM PST - 21 comments

NTFS hard drive keeps switching to RAW.

Why does my hard drive keep losing it's file system and switching from NTFS to RAW? [more inside]
posted by itchylick at 7:13 AM PST - 2 comments

Welcome to Kitten Killer Ko.

Blackwater. Umbrella Corp. Metafilter Network. [more inside]
posted by oxford blue at 6:37 AM PST - 87 comments

Can an alligator walk up steps?

Can alligators/ crocodiles walk up steps? [more inside]
posted by PhatLobley at 6:13 AM PST - 6 comments

OSX install doldrums

Trying to install assistive software (on ibook/OSX) for a student who really, really needs the app but it won't, like, INSTALL. We keep cycling through the install dialog box--destination, terms, etc.--and it keeps seeming to work, but there's nothing there at the end except the same "cardboard box" icon with .dmg When we click it, we start installing again. About every other time the "white external drive" icon will pop up on the desktop, but it's the same story when clicked. [more inside]
posted by mundy at 6:02 AM PST - 10 comments

House numbers

Why are house numbers in America so long? [more inside]
posted by dydecker at 5:57 AM PST - 44 comments

Looking to donate blood plasma in the greater Seattle area. Where do I go?

Looking to donate blood plasma in the greater Seattle area. Where do I go? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:09 AM PST - 2 comments

A family trip to volunteer in New Orleans?

My immediate family is considering making our holidays vacation a trip to New Orleans to do volunteer work, excavating houses, etc. Problem #1: We have no idea where to start. [more inside]
posted by Ash3000 at 5:06 AM PST - 8 comments

P is for portable

What's the best portable device for reading pdf files?
posted by dhoe at 4:56 AM PST - 9 comments

Non-leather shoes in Edinburgh?

Decent non-leather shoes in Edinburgh? [more inside]
posted by purephase at 2:10 AM PST - 1 comment

Underground?!

Secret tunnels under the U.S.? [more inside]
posted by lain at 12:55 AM PST - 27 comments

Great trainer/doctor in New York to tell me how to sculpt my body?

I am an overweight male. I want to look trim, have a 6-pack, and so on. I am willing to put in the necessary exercise and diet. I need a REAL expert in Manhattan with the knowledge and experience to tell me exactly what to eat and precisely how to exercise in light of my body, lifestyle, and history, and who could train with me on a regular basis. Where can I find such a wise person in New York (or persons? -- trainer + sports nutritionist?)?
posted by Malad at 12:35 AM PST - 20 comments

September 21

Yeah, but why.

Eastern Promise plot explanation. (spoilers) [more inside]
posted by 517 at 11:34 PM PST - 2 comments

A glitch in my freeware!

Whenever I transfer the audio from a video file into the freeware program Audacity, I get brief, loud patches of white noise every few seconds, as well as a weird sort of cycling white noise in the background (the rest of the file is normal). Is there anything I can do to get rid of this? Should I use a different program? (preferably a free one, like Audacity.) [more inside]
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 10:34 PM PST - 5 comments

How do people go about bringing honest communication into their friendships and relationships?

How do people go about bringing honest communication into their friendships and relationships? [more inside]
posted by gregb1007 at 10:12 PM PST - 18 comments

what to do, what to do?

Should we move and, if so, where? [more inside]
posted by mustcatchmooseandsquirrel at 8:53 PM PST - 12 comments

Is it me or him?

Am I being unreasonable in asking to be treated politely? Is he being too hard on me by basically refusing? Am _I_ the asshole like he says? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:24 PM PST - 28 comments

slowly becoming a shut-in?

How do you get yourself out of the house in the morning? [more inside]
posted by emyd at 7:16 PM PST - 40 comments

Which two episodes of The Sopranos are most about family?

If you had to select two episodes from The Sopranos' first three seasons that best embodied the series' themes about family, and can also be understood and appreciated by people who may have never before seen a single episode, which two would you pick? [more inside]
posted by realityblurred at 6:55 PM PST - 12 comments

How much can an employer limit employees' outside business activities?

How much can an employer limit employees' outside business activities? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:35 PM PST - 15 comments

Feverish Processor

I have a Pentium D 925 that's running from 56 at idle and spiking to 78oC according to Everest and even hotter according to the BIOS. How bad is this? [more inside]
posted by IronLizard at 6:28 PM PST - 28 comments

Exercise in the Winter in the Windy City.

[ChicagoFilter] Any suggestions for group winter workouts/sports? I have absolutely no motivation to work out alone and I'm trying to avoid joining a gym this winter. (I bike to work in the summer.) I'd like some structured workouts and/or activities to both meet people and get the heart rate up. Any suggestions?
posted by moooshy at 6:26 PM PST - 6 comments

Where can I get in one of them isolation tanks in DC?

Where can I go sit in an isolation tank in or around Washington, DC? [more inside]
posted by borkingchikapa at 6:05 PM PST - 6 comments

welt meltdown

My insect bites are producing progressively larger welts. Should I be worried? [more inside]
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 5:09 PM PST - 10 comments

Identify this wurm.

KREECHURfilter: a sunflower seed with a long black worm inside? [more inside]
posted by Powerful Religious Baby at 4:16 PM PST - 6 comments

Am I getting ripped off paying for a car dent repair?

How much do a body shops typically charge for repairng small dents on cars? [more inside]
posted by BeaverTerror at 4:06 PM PST - 11 comments

Tips on driving standard?

I've recently purchased a standard because I used to drive one and loved it, but I've never really been properly trained in how to drive one. The car I bought is much more powerful than the one I've learned on, and I'd appreciate some answers to a few questions and any general tips you've got to help me get the most of out my new clutch (and car). [more inside]
posted by patr1ck at 3:18 PM PST - 37 comments

Depress me!

Deforestation. Extinction. Soil depletion. Toxicity. Mental illness. Mass imprisonment. Neocolonialism. Etceterugh. What should one read for a better comprehension of just what the hell we're doing to the planet, ourselves, and eachother? [more inside]
posted by poweredbybeard at 2:38 PM PST - 49 comments

Strings for a cello tuned BEAD

Recommend strings for a cello tuned BEAD (low to high). [more inside]
posted by Plug Dub In at 2:35 PM PST - 9 comments

ArcGIS on a Mac?

GISFilter: Will ArcGIS run smoothly on a bootcamped MacBook? [more inside]
posted by betafilter at 2:10 PM PST - 8 comments

I'm ganna get me some alphabet soup Mommy!

[CPA Study Filter]: So I have a choice between Bisk, MicroMash (PassMatrix), and Becker for study guides to the NJ/NY CPA, which one should I use? Also, if there’s a better one out there that I don’t know about, please inform. [more inside]
posted by thetenthstory at 1:27 PM PST - 1 comment

What were Eleanor Roosevelt's exact words?

Hello, a while ago I heard a quote by Eleanor Roosevelt but since then I haven't been able to find it anywhere. It was along the lines of your mind growing with your experiences and age. The quote expresses her initial worry when as a late teenager she assumed her mind would maintain the same (limited) mindset, paradigm, mentality even into her adult, aged years. If I remember correctly the quote is short, being only a line or two. Thank you so much, this quote is very important to me!
posted by albernathy0 at 1:25 PM PST - 9 comments

Blocking Porn with OS X and FireFox

Is there a free program (os x) or firefox extension to do porn filtering/blocking online? [more inside]
posted by davidstandaford at 1:07 PM PST - 2 comments

Dear MS Word: Start printing....NOW!

I have a Word merge document with merged variable info sandwiched around a preprinted area in which I want no text - is there a way to insert some sort of break on the page that says to Word "No matter how big section 1 is, don't start printing section 2 until this point"? Thanks for any help! [more inside]
posted by deliriouscool at 12:47 PM PST - 8 comments

Who's line is it anyway?

I've seen this quote, "Have faith in the force of right, not in the right of force", several times and have had no luck finding out who's quote it is...Help me hive!
posted by digiFramph at 12:45 PM PST - 6 comments

Anybody ever played a game for their job?

I am working on a book on the use of games and simulations for training by businesses - have any of you played or seen a game like this? I am thinking of anything from the Beer Game to the Virtual University sim to a specific game built for your company. (If you have in-depth experience and wouldn't mind being interviewed about your adventures, let me know in your response.)
posted by blahblahblah at 12:34 PM PST - 12 comments

Whither payoffs to scum?

How do I best pay off a small debt to a collection agency? [more inside]
posted by rhizome at 12:16 PM PST - 15 comments

Dissonant Adjectives

Is there a name for a grammatical construction in which two different types of adjectives -- for example, one describing a physical characteristic and one passing a moral judgment -- are used to modify the same noun? [more inside]
posted by Acetylene at 12:13 PM PST - 7 comments

Things to Do in Boulder When You're Not Dead

Headed to Boulder, Colorado with the Wifey for 4 days starting late next Monday... What to do? What to see? What to eat? (Bonus for gluten/dairy free options!) [more inside]
posted by wonderwisdom at 11:48 AM PST - 15 comments

Help me make the most of my time in the hydrogen-powered driver's seat

Next week, I'm going to have an extraordinary opportunity: I get to test-drive the BMW Hydrogen 7 in New York City. You can bet I'll be doing a ton of background research on the car over the weekend, but I'd love your ideas and tips about what to look out for and pay attention to during my joyride. [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 11:37 AM PST - 16 comments

How long does Zoloft, Paxil, Lexapro or similar depression drugs take to kick in?

How long does Zoloft, Paxil, Lexapro or similar anti-depressants drug take to kick in? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:23 AM PST - 28 comments

Great paper crafts for a 1st anniversary?

My first wedding anniversary is coming up and I'm looking for some great paper crafts. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:23 AM PST - 21 comments

Help me figure out what type of careers are possible!

Explain to me what career paths for an MBA, Masters and technical certifications can lead to. [more inside]
posted by PetiePal at 11:20 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me Halloweenify my house!

I need suggestions on inexpensive, not-too-tacky, fun Halloween decorations for the outside of my house. [more inside]
posted by catfood at 11:07 AM PST - 18 comments

How do I turn a dozen DVD-Rs' worth of home movies into files I can edit on a Mac?

Help me make my daughter's grandparents' year. I've got a pile of home movies shot with an obscure Panasonic DVD video camera and no Mac-friendly software. Help! [more inside] [more inside]
posted by gompa at 11:06 AM PST - 7 comments

Who would rather not be ordinary?

Where did I hear it? I'm thinking of a quote that goes along the lines of "I'd rather die then be ordinary" or maybe "Her greatest fear was the she would be unremarkable". Was it a book, a movie, a song? I'm sure there are more than a few origins for these, can you help me out?
posted by fiTs at 10:57 AM PST - 21 comments

How can I get out of a perfect relationship?

How can I get out of a perfect relationship? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:31 AM PST - 36 comments

ClarisWorks on a PC

Opening ClarisWorks Documents on a PC? [more inside]
posted by suasponte at 10:27 AM PST - 6 comments

Help Me Pick a VSO

Does anyone have any advice on which of the Veterans Service Oranizations are best for assisting somebody in filing a VA disability claim?
posted by Irontom at 10:22 AM PST - 2 comments

Newsletter Name Help

Help me title the internal company newsletter! [more inside]
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 10:14 AM PST - 14 comments

Where to camp in the Catskills?

I need to find a campground in the Catskill park region for tomorrow (and the next 4 days) as part of an emergency birthday trip. [more inside]
posted by defreckled at 10:11 AM PST - 4 comments

Coughing after eating in Denver

Lung congestion after eating, why now? [more inside]
posted by yodelingisfun at 10:04 AM PST - 14 comments

Someone wants to buy a domain name I own that I'm not using.

Someone wants to buy a domain name I own that I'm not using. The domain is my last name .com, it's also his last name too. [more inside]
posted by Argyle at 9:46 AM PST - 39 comments

Colitis dietary supplement

With a recent diagnosis of mild colitis, I am pursuing some alternative treatments. One of these is a supplement called Germinated Barley Foodstuff, but I have been unable to find it for purchase after extensive google searches. Any MeFi expertise out there?
posted by bluesky43 at 9:45 AM PST - 10 comments

Zero, zero, one, one, nine/'ca Yellowman make yuh feel so fine.

What meaning (if any) might the number "00119" have in Jamaican culture or music? (As seen in Yellowman's song Zungguzungguguzungguzeng. Lyrics - Youtube [lyric in question begins at 1:09]). Postal code? Telephone prefix? Inside joke? [more inside]
posted by cadastral at 9:34 AM PST - 6 comments

It is firm. We must break its spirit.

How can we make a futon mattress stay folded? [more inside]
posted by rbs at 9:33 AM PST - 3 comments

SWM seeks cable for long drives, dashboard-lit dinners . . .

Help me find (or make) one of these in the Philly area for a weekend road trip. [more inside]
posted by datacenter refugee at 9:32 AM PST - 2 comments

Looking for info on Cash tour

Please help me find info on Johnny Cash tour dates from the 1970s. [more inside]
posted by quarterframer at 9:19 AM PST - 3 comments

Is it safe to drive with a slow emissions leak?

A few days ago my check engine light came on, so I took my car to an auto parts store and had them run a check. They said that the computer said I have a slow emissions leak. My cousin died earlier this week, and I need to drive approximately 100 miles this afternoon to go to her funeral. Is this safe? And when I take the car in, how much should I expect to pay for this?
posted by odayoday at 9:10 AM PST - 10 comments

no-fee gift cards.

No-fee gift cards, in bulk? [more inside]
posted by entropone at 8:27 AM PST - 2 comments

What next?

CareerFilter: Help me decide my next step. (warning: long!) [more inside]
posted by zennoshinjou at 8:22 AM PST - 9 comments

Need to find Mac-heads in Texas

[Looking for an gig-filter] I'll be in Texas in May 2008, and I'd like to some freelance-writing for an Swedish computer magazine. I'm hoping to dig up some companies or individuals who rely on Macs. [more inside]
posted by Rabarberofficer at 8:04 AM PST - 2 comments

Tell me why I just spent $75.

So the electrician said nothing was wrong. But something WAS wrong, only it fixed itself by the time he got there. Help me diagnose this maddening problem our tenant had. [more inside]
posted by dhartung at 7:30 AM PST - 18 comments

On the Coast of Coromandel / Where the early pumpkins blow...

I'm looking for a recording of Edward Lear's song The Courtship of the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bò. [more inside]
posted by Ritchie at 7:26 AM PST - 3 comments

Where to temporarily co-locate the Squid family?

My wife and I are talking about getting out of the country (US of A) for about a month. Where shall we go? [more inside]
posted by The Giant Squid at 7:24 AM PST - 11 comments

Football tunes

Catchy tunes to get an (almost) adolescent football team fired up and the parent spectators on their feet and grooving. [more inside]
posted by terrier319 at 7:11 AM PST - 17 comments

Looking for a New Mac for Video Work

Thinking about buying an iMac. I'm looking at the 24inch model with 2.8 MHz processor. I plan on doing some Final Cut and After Effects work, nothing insane like HD or heavy graphics. Will this computer serve my needs? [more inside]
posted by captainscared at 7:07 AM PST - 6 comments

Where are you Kirk?

Please help me remember the name of a Kirk Douglas movie [more inside]
posted by Myeral at 7:02 AM PST - 11 comments

Spanish email discussion list?

I'm looking for a Spanish email discussion list. [more inside]
posted by mcarthey at 6:57 AM PST - 3 comments

Roommate won't stop coughing, I can't sleep.

Roommate keeps coughing. I can't sleep. I don't want to be a jerkface. What do I do? [more inside]
posted by theiconoclast31 at 6:46 AM PST - 23 comments

New VW camper van?

What is today's equivalent of a VW Westfalia camper? [more inside]
posted by toastchee at 6:17 AM PST - 12 comments

Want small digital camcorder, under $1000, that allows editing on Mac and will be used for filming around London.

I want to buy a small, Mac-compatible digital camcorder. My budget is under $1000. I will be using the camera to shoot videos that I will project when I play gigs with my band. I will probably also use it to film other people's gigs. [more inside]
posted by pollystark at 6:07 AM PST - 2 comments

Help me identify a spitting fountain.

Help me identify a spitting fountain from my memory. The spitting fountain is NOT like the ones currently shown in Google or Flickr searches http://flickr.com/search/?q=spitting+fountain [more inside]
posted by mbarryf at 5:53 AM PST - 13 comments

Any ideas to help a stroke victim communicate?

I need an economical way for a stroke victim to communicate via a simple keyboard or typewriter, or other simple method. [more inside]
posted by disclaimer at 5:34 AM PST - 11 comments

Making Colonization work in Vista

Can't play Colonization in Vista... [more inside]
posted by saladin at 5:33 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me get rid of iCal timezone support!

iCal Filter: Getting rid of idiotic timezone support once and for all? [more inside]
posted by sdis at 5:06 AM PST - 6 comments

Crowd Control to prevent "Mob Rule"

Crowd control techniques for hundreds of unruly people (teenagers in this case)? More inside... [more inside]
posted by Alabaster at 3:10 AM PST - 18 comments

I might have mixed up my sources.

Giant Rabbits? I'm driving myself mad trying to remember a sci-fi book I read as a young'un, but the details are sparse. [more inside]
posted by doozer_ex_machina at 1:49 AM PST - 6 comments

Insanely tacky Florida neck tattoo image

I'm looking for an image or two images I saw a year or two ago, of two guys who got drunk on a trip to Florida and got neck tattoos. I can't remember if one did or both did, or which got which images, but the tattoos consisted of a set of mickey mouse ears, a bright 80's looking flamingo (wearing sunglasses, I believe), and the word "Florida". Googling extensively has gotten me nowhere.
posted by Bugbread at 12:27 AM PST - 5 comments

September 20

My dog is leaking.

After working at home for a long time, now I have to work 10 hour days in an office temporarily. Since she's used to spending a lot of quality time with me, my dog is not in favor of this schedule and after a month of patience she's voiced her disapproval by becoming a little peeing machine. Advice please. [more inside]
posted by miss lynnster at 11:24 PM PST - 20 comments

Where'd all these frogs come from?

Vacationing in Roatan, Honduras for the past 10 days and up until yesterday hadn't seen a single frog. Last night, the frog croaking in the field outside my house was surprisingly loud. It literally sounds like thousands of frogs croaking at once. It's very cool. Today, saw frogs everywhere. Any frog experts know what kind of frogs these might be, why they were scarce until yesterday, and if it's normal for them to congregate in this fashion? [more inside]
posted by billyfleetwood at 10:38 PM PST - 3 comments

I heart the Sapporo Snow Festival -- true or false?

What's the scoop on The Sapporo Snow Festival? [more inside]
posted by roger ackroyd at 8:32 PM PST - 7 comments

Light source that compensates for orange mask in negative film?

Let's say I'm toying with the idea of making my own scanner for negative film. I've found a suitable sensor, and the rest of the mechanism looks manageable. Can I get a suitable light source that will compensate for the orange mask, at a reasonable price? [more inside]
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 8:27 PM PST - 17 comments

Easing the Tension

RingFilter: Tension set engagement ring. The diamond rocks! Unfortunately, in the literal sense of the word. [more inside]
posted by comiddle at 8:18 PM PST - 12 comments

Jokes for EFL students

I`m looking for jokes to tell my (not so advanced) EFL students. They`ve got to be clean, and I`ve found any thing dark doesn`t go over too well. [more inside]
posted by Sar at 8:09 PM PST - 26 comments

What is a food processor good for?

What do you usually use a food processor for? I've got one now, but I don't think to use it. [more inside]
posted by eritain at 8:08 PM PST - 48 comments

helsinki in winter?

Helsinki in winter: are we insane? [more inside]
posted by robotot at 8:06 PM PST - 6 comments

Paranoid Landlady

My friends' landlady is clearly paranoid and harassing my friends. What can they do? [more inside]
posted by Xoder at 8:03 PM PST - 17 comments

The lobby's in Illinois but the bathroom is in Indiana

Besides this, this and these, what are some other examples of buildings that straddle state or international borders? [more inside]
posted by SisterHavana at 8:02 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me get my Goth on.

Help me get my Goth on. [more inside]
posted by donovan at 7:50 PM PST - 17 comments

Non-audiophile setting up Small biz stereo

I'm setting up a stereo system for a small business but for some reason I can't figure out exactly what I need. Details after the jump... [more inside]
posted by ibechase at 7:40 PM PST - 11 comments

Social butterfly or talking head?

PsychologyFilter: Getting ready to apply to grad school. I am torn between two programs... [more inside]
posted by MayNicholas at 7:22 PM PST - 4 comments

I want to have the freedom to rent out my room!

I just leased a two bedroom apartment. I want to rent out the 2nd bedroom however I do not want whom ever I rent the room out to, to go on my lease. The lease I signed of course says that only I am permitted to live in the apartment (even though its a two bedroom). Do people routinely rent out their extra rooms without adding people to their lease? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:16 PM PST - 10 comments

How can I broach this subject without being clingy? SHOULD I even try?

A longtime friend with whom I'd been in near-daily contact (via phone calls, emails, online chats - she's out of state) for ages now has suddenly become incredibly scarce. Nowadays we talk maybe once every week or so, and then only for an hour or so at most. I don't know what to do or say without being clingy, and given that she MAY also be clinically depressed, I'm afraid of saying anything that'll make things worse for her. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:15 PM PST - 15 comments

If you travel through space at lightspeed, will the stars in the background appear to move relatively slow?

If you travel through space at lightspeed, will the stars in the background appear to move relatively slow? [more inside]
posted by paulinsanjuan at 6:50 PM PST - 17 comments

How can I print my notes onto 3x5 cards?

Is there any way to print onto 3x5 recipe/note cards? [more inside]
posted by synecdoche at 6:49 PM PST - 8 comments

Some form of street sport "invented" by a sneaker company?

some form of street sport "invented" by sneaker folks... did I make this up? [more inside]
posted by cloudscratcher at 6:41 PM PST - 6 comments

Also the Summer Maradona Kicked Batista in the Balls

Can anyone help me track down the theme music for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's television coverage of the 1982 FIFA World Cup? [more inside]
posted by YamwotIam at 6:10 PM PST - 2 comments

Should I use a midwife or an OB/GYN?

Is it a good idea to use a midwife instead of an OB/GYN? [more inside]
posted by christinetheslp at 5:59 PM PST - 55 comments

Ligeti Melody Doodly Doo

Help me identify a melody from two Ligeti pieces and explain its significance. [more inside]
posted by sleevener at 5:58 PM PST - 1 comment

How do I get files off my PC when all I have is a MAc laptop?

I have a Mac laptop, which replaced my PC which I used for many years.....I recently found out that there is some files and such on my PC that I need to take of my computer and store onto my new external hard drive....Yes, I should of did this before hand.... [more inside]
posted by TwilightKid at 5:53 PM PST - 12 comments

Web design gone horribly wrong.

Friend re-designed my webpage, and it's bad. [more inside]
posted by engling at 5:48 PM PST - 13 comments

Where do I find an old-fashioned suit in NYC?

Long story short: I have to dress up as Hank Morgan, the Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Where do I find the appropriate attire in New York City? [more inside]
posted by qvtqht at 5:19 PM PST - 4 comments

Estimating when a specific airfare will increase?

Estimating how long I can wait to book a specific airfare I found, before that fare increases... [more inside]
posted by sparrows at 5:04 PM PST - 10 comments

background checks

How long does a background check for federal employment take these days? [more inside]
posted by dilettante at 4:57 PM PST - 13 comments

What is the most effective way to build a relationship with concierges?

What is the best way to make an impression/build a relationship with a concierge? [more inside]
posted by arimathea at 4:49 PM PST - 10 comments

Gimme brakes

Teach me the best way to drive to save my brakes [more inside]
posted by dancinglamb at 4:33 PM PST - 29 comments

What should go on my reading list?

I'm doing my undergraduate thesis on the rhetorical technique known as Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt. What should go on my reading list? [more inside]
posted by ifranzen at 4:21 PM PST - 11 comments

In Maine, they call them Cheaters

Riding on the coat tails of this post, are there some good choices and low prices on Reading Glasses on the Web? [more inside]
posted by theora55 at 4:00 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me not make a fool of myself

I'm wiring my first network patch panel tomorrow! Any tips, suggestions, things to avoid? I'm also having trouble finding a good wiring diagram. [more inside]
posted by fvox13 at 3:33 PM PST - 8 comments

Overcoming fear

I am afraid to die due to the following causes. 1) Death through cancer 2) Death caused by bodily harm done to me, by people whom i don't get along well. (I do not have intention of harming others) I get afraid/fearful/anxious. 3)Sometimes I feel people are jealous of me......and they will harm me because of that, since i am better off than them... Can people give me some insight. I am normal person, in other ways (able to make a decent living), but neurotic. Getting extremely anxious. I am especially afraid of pain/death. So i am not able to live. I have read lot of books, but it is not helping me. How do you overcome pain ? Is pain really painful ? I am a loner. Don't have close friends after i suffered depression and got hospitalized.
posted by mot123 at 3:30 PM PST - 24 comments

scottishish reading for grumpy woman at baby's naming ceremony

can you suggest a scottish-ish poem for my gorgie daughter's naming ceremony? [more inside]
posted by taff at 3:17 PM PST - 4 comments

How do you sue without suing?

I was misdiagnosed and found out after a lot of pain and money from a different doctor that I have an STD.... uh, should I sue? This is long, so if you're of the tl;dr crowd, bypass please. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:16 PM PST - 40 comments

Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in!

What are the best movies in which the action revolves around protagonists under siege in an enclosed space? [more inside]
posted by beautifulstuff at 3:15 PM PST - 44 comments

Dealing with higher ups at work

How do I tell higher ups to take a hike but have them walk away smiling? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:09 PM PST - 16 comments

I want to wear black shirts again.

Looking for an all-natural, hair-friendly, anti-dandruff shampoo. [more inside]
posted by Elmo Oxygen at 2:51 PM PST - 16 comments

Setting sail on a virtual sea

Looking for quality video games with nautical or sea-faring themes. [more inside]
posted by SBMike at 2:42 PM PST - 15 comments

Another "what's this song?" question.

Another "what's this song?" question. Google-fu and music search engines failed me. Lyrics that I can remember of it are inside. [more inside]
posted by jenfullmoon at 2:31 PM PST - 9 comments

How do you pronounce the name "Lake Pushaw"?

How do you pronounce the name of "Pushaw Lake," in Maine?
posted by comfortinsound at 2:19 PM PST - 7 comments

Don't wanna rock it 'til the wheels fall off

What's the difference between a lug nut and a lug cap? Additionally, is my car safe to drive? [more inside]
posted by mnology at 2:11 PM PST - 8 comments

Limiting Filetypes in Foldershare

Any one know if you can limit MS's Foldershare app to only sync certain filetypes (say .mp3 only). I am trying to sync my music collection between 2 PC's but I've hit the 10000 file limit. These folders include the .jpg album covers that media player downloads when updating an album. I would rather sync just the .mp3 files and have each PC download the album art so I can stay under the 10000 file limit. Thanks.
posted by schleppo at 2:10 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me type in Japanese!

Help me type in Japanese! (Mac OS X) [more inside]
posted by melorama at 2:08 PM PST - 3 comments

Anyone with experiance in making MS Exchange work with SpamAssassin without having a Linux Box on hand?

I work at a small company with an Exchange server. We need OK spam protection. In an effort to move them to a more FOSS workcycle, I'm advocating SpamAssassin. Basically, I need it to work in our Windows Environment. [more inside]
posted by TrueVox at 1:39 PM PST - 7 comments

How can a buddhist deal with bullies without giving up practice?

What is a buddhist to do about bullies? [more inside]
posted by rubberkey at 1:32 PM PST - 23 comments

Who audits the advertised odds on lotteries

One in three chance you'll win a free pop, check under the cap! Does anyone audit these advertised odds? [more inside]
posted by PercussivePaul at 1:30 PM PST - 6 comments

Getting The Cold Shoulder For No Apparent Reason

This girl is messing with my head, need assistance from women. [more inside]
posted by ISeemToBeAVerb at 1:29 PM PST - 42 comments

Who decides what the news is?

Who decides what's news? [more inside]
posted by ibmcginty at 1:26 PM PST - 14 comments

What do I wear under the salon robe?

What do I wear under the cape/robe at the fancy hair salon? [more inside]
posted by unknowncommand at 1:18 PM PST - 13 comments

Where can I find innovative PM training?

Who is the Adaptive Path of Project Management training? [more inside]
posted by cior at 1:14 PM PST - 2 comments

My heating system: just fine or time bomb?

My forced hot air system has no return ducts. Instead, cool air falls directly into the basement, where there's a filtered intake on the side of the furnace. Are my life, health, and or selling prospects at severe risk? [more inside]
posted by a22lamia at 1:12 PM PST - 9 comments

BPD mother-in-law to be ...

Planning a wedding. The twist? The bride-to-be's mother has BPD. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:09 PM PST - 13 comments

Photos from A Walk in the Woods?

Did Bill Bryson and/or Stephen Katz take any photos during their Walk in the Woods? Are they online anywhere? I'd love to see them.
posted by jclovebrew at 1:07 PM PST - 3 comments

Vege Oktoberfest

I LOVE beer but feel left out during Oktoberfest. Any good ideas for a vegetarian and/or vegan Oktoberfest? [more inside]
posted by jasonspaceman at 12:32 PM PST - 18 comments

How can I turn a buck on the dollar's woes?

Can your average person who spends their entire workday in front of a computer short the dollar online, through some sort of investing site? I'm macroeconomically literate, but know next to nothing about what sort of options are available for playing with my money. I read about day-trading Japanese moms making money on the currency trade, and I'd like to keep my relatively meager savings from vanishing into some Weimarish wheelbarrow-of-bills traffic jam, so...do I need to learn Japanese to do it?
posted by paul_smatatoes at 12:25 PM PST - 17 comments

Teach Myself to Hit The Toilet at the Appointed Time

I want to practice yoga early in the mornings. But it's got to be after bowel movement. Problem is, my bowel movements, though quite regular in terms of daily-ness, occur at odd times. Sometimes I have to wait 2 or 3 hours after waking, and that throws off the whole sched. I also need to do yoga on an empty stomach, so eating something to stimulate the bowel movement isn't a solution. And I don't like coffee or cigarettes. I do try to keep a regular sched, waking/sleeping at approximately the same time each day. So....do I have any other options for teaching my body to do its bizness first thing upon waking?
posted by jimmyjimjim at 11:51 AM PST - 18 comments

I need to look like the white guy in Color Me Badd

I need to find some vintage wear for a halloween cosume. Color Me Badd oriented. [more inside]
posted by kookywon at 11:49 AM PST - 11 comments

Help me spell "Ani LeDodi VeDodi Li" with nikud

Help me spell "Ani LeDodi VeDodi Li", in hebrew, with vowel punctuation (nikud) [more inside]
posted by AnyGuelmann at 11:28 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me find the best corn maze in SE PA!

Help me find the best corn maze in SE PA! [more inside]
posted by jrossi4r at 11:20 AM PST - 6 comments

The skinny on shirts for the skinny, please.

Where might one find inexpensive, stylish button-down shirts if one happened to be a very skinny guy? [more inside]
posted by killdevil at 11:14 AM PST - 17 comments

Xbox 360 modding.

Xbox360, modded. [more inside]
posted by PenguinBukkake at 11:11 AM PST - 5 comments

Used Windows XP

Is there a legal marketplace for used copies of Windows XP? [more inside]
posted by chundo at 10:44 AM PST - 9 comments

19 eggs, cooking for 1

help me use up 19 eggs! [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 10:39 AM PST - 48 comments

New England road trip! Your insider tips needed.

New England road trip! Your insider advice on local color, tasty food & drink, picturesque roads, historic spots and natural wonders -- anything we'd be silly to miss. Itinerary inside. [more inside]
posted by timnyc at 10:32 AM PST - 10 comments

The lowdown on the downloads -- how to stay organized?

How to best organize and maintain my Downloads folder in OS X? Automator tips? [more inside]
posted by Robot Johnny at 10:06 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me chase the fall!

I'm looking for people's past experiences visiting Julian, California. [more inside]
posted by AsRuinsAreToRome at 9:37 AM PST - 14 comments

Wine inventory/management software

Wine inventory/management software. I'm looking for a reliable program to catalog my department's wine collection. We receive bottles from various vintners daily, so the collection is quite large. I'd love some recommendations from the mefi crowd for PC software. [more inside]
posted by Lizc at 9:37 AM PST - 5 comments

College timewaster gone from the internet.

I'm trying to find out what happened to, and where I can still read, ResLifeComics. [more inside]
posted by JeremiahBritt at 9:09 AM PST - 5 comments

Direct Audio Capture options?

I need to ensure that I can record, via line-in or other direct method, audio at conferences...how? [more inside]
posted by griffey at 9:07 AM PST - 6 comments

Willie Nelson song lyrics

Lyrics to a Willie Nelson song [more inside]
posted by JayRwv at 9:04 AM PST - 5 comments

la famille Croc vont a Paris

Family holiday in Paris, 2 children (6 and nearly 3), staying near Rue de Passy (in the 16th). Can anyone recommend good neighbourhood restaurants, brasseries etc in that area? [more inside]
posted by crocomancer at 8:59 AM PST - 6 comments

Delving into the realm of the quirky through books

I'm looking for books with quirky storylines or quirky characters doing strange things. [more inside]
posted by reenum at 8:52 AM PST - 60 comments

Stucco repair options

What are my options for altering my exterior stucco? [more inside]
posted by mzurer at 8:38 AM PST - 5 comments

How to avoid an insurance write-off?

How can I avoid an insurance company writing off my car? [more inside]
posted by beniamino at 8:31 AM PST - 13 comments

Need a bank!

I'm fed up with my bank. I want a new one. The other choices in my podunk town aren't appealing. What now? [more inside]
posted by Willie0248 at 8:30 AM PST - 21 comments

Night Night little ones

How do you get toddlers to keep their blankets on overnight? [more inside]
posted by widdershins at 8:28 AM PST - 22 comments

Photography Excursion(s) in Albany, NY

I've got time for three photo excursions when I visit Albany, NY the first week in October. Where do I go? [more inside]
posted by cebailey at 8:28 AM PST - 2 comments

Teach me to walk!

OddFilter: How do you walk in flip-flops without them flying off your feet? [more inside]
posted by fogster at 8:14 AM PST - 17 comments

What's the best base for 4 days in San Diego?

Never been to San Diego: best place to stay for a brief vacation? [more inside]
posted by azure_swing at 8:02 AM PST - 10 comments

First MediaWiki, now Deki Wiki...

WikiFilter: Can I do for Deki Wiki what's worked so well for MediaWiki?... [more inside]
posted by mjklin at 8:01 AM PST - 5 comments

There's a man who is sure all that glitters is not gold

Why is it that classic rock stations, as if the sanity of the country and the whole damn world depended on it, play the same timeworn Led Zep, Pink Floyd and Rush hits over and over? Is some kind of payola or copyright issue involved? [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 7:56 AM PST - 30 comments

Help me remember a children's book from long ago...

Trying to remember a particular children's book. I remember two details (and keep in mind that I might be conflating two different books). I think it was set in New York, in an Orthodox Jewish family, in the past century. One of the characters (I think a girl) likes to buy a pretzel stick and lick the salt off first. And the house rule for dinner was: eat veg first, then rice, then meat, then dessert. If you didn't finish one course, you didn't get the next. Any thoughts on what this book(s) could be?
posted by Ollie at 7:55 AM PST - 6 comments

Windows doesn't think I have a keyboard, but I do.

Windows XP doesn't think I have a keyboard plugged in, but it works fine in BIOS. What gives? [more inside]
posted by Meagan at 7:49 AM PST - 4 comments

Do mushrooms need peeling?

My wife, and her family, insist that "white" supermarket mushrooms must be "peeled" (or, barring that, washed) prior to eating. I always ate the things right out of the package, possibly using a brush to get the black stuff (dirt? mushroom grower poop?) off, if I think of it. Do mushrooms need to be peeled or cleaned?
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 7:41 AM PST - 42 comments

Help With Art Glass Tiles

Craft Filter: (this question is from my sister-in-law) "Any suggestions for mounting Art Glass (Fused) Tiles? Sizes are 8 in by 11 in and 3 in by 3 in. No wires were fused in the tiles for hanging purposes. Should I bond to plexiglass as base? If so, how? What adhesive should I use? Any other suggestions?"
posted by wittgenstein at 7:31 AM PST - 4 comments

A check went boiiing

I'm on my mother's checking account (in case of emergency, i believe as just someone who can access it - but not jointly {if that makes sense}) and she bounced a check. What effect does this have on me? [more inside]
posted by jimmy0x52 at 7:05 AM PST - 2 comments

How to get along with my new co-workers

How do I make sure I get off on the right foot with my new co-workers? [more inside]
posted by karmagirl at 7:03 AM PST - 13 comments

Laptop audio recording issue

Sitting at my desk testing a Headset/Microphone plugged in to the mic/headphone socket of my HP laptop. It is working fine, but is picking up the sound of the hard drive spinning as it records (using audacity). I have never run into this before and I can't even hear the drive spinning while I am working, but in the headphones (and on the recording) you can hear it. I have confirmed it's definitely the hard drive as I can match the drive activity light to the sound in the 'phones. How the hell can I stop it picking this noise up?
posted by worker_bee at 6:54 AM PST - 9 comments

More Flight of the Conchords

Help me find more music like Flight of the Conchords and Tenacious D. [more inside]
posted by brain_drain at 6:45 AM PST - 33 comments

We've graduated! No more college bars!

Chicago next week. What are the hot night spots? [more inside]
posted by unexpected at 6:27 AM PST - 7 comments

Cubicle shenanigans

iButton work bathroom conspiracy. Sometime ago I noticed a small silver object blue tacked to the wall high up in one of the executive bathroom cubicles at my workplace. [more inside]
posted by numberstation at 5:50 AM PST - 15 comments

Come in Tokyo

Where does the practice of saying "come in Tokyo" while pretending to adjust a woman's breasts like an old radio set come from? I don't do this- but I know someone who claims it's a reference from some TV show or movie.
posted by Dag Maggot at 5:47 AM PST - 13 comments

Dollars to donuts

Should I be worried about an impending collapse of the US dollar? [more inside]
posted by doctorcurly at 5:42 AM PST - 21 comments

i just feel gross

How do you learn to love your imperfections and flaws? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:52 AM PST - 20 comments

Help? I need software to manage my budget!

I need software to manage my personal & business budget. [more inside]
posted by idlm at 4:46 AM PST - 7 comments

mmmmmm....Click.......Click..

Mini-fridge woes. [more inside]
posted by puffin at 4:31 AM PST - 8 comments

Begone, oh red bars.

My Motorola L7c is with Verizon, and I hate the interface. Like, big time. I've been scouring the internet for flash/flex solutions, but nothing simple will come up. Help! [more inside]
posted by roygbv at 4:19 AM PST - 1 comment

Will a PS3 bought in Singapore work in Brazil?

Will a Playstation 3 bought in Singapore work in Brazil? By "work" I mean play the games in color and not black-and-white. Devices bought in the USA work because TVs in Brazil are all PAL-M/NTSC compatible, but not sure about Singapore's color system.
posted by dcrocha at 3:38 AM PST - 2 comments

Eyes Wide Shut

I learned yesterday that I do what someone described as "slow blinking" or "long blinking"--essentially, when giving a lecture or talking in a formal environment, I keep my eyes closed for 2-3 seconds at a time when I blink. I have apparently been doing this subconsciously and habitually for awhile. I want it to stop. I can't seem to find any good information on this problem (I keep getting links to computer blinking lights). In addition to general information, I am also looking for clever ideas as to how to help me realize when I am doing it. I don't think it is a medical condition- I was just at the eye doctor recently. I think it is more likely a communication issue, but just knowing I do it and being aware of it has not corrected it.
posted by Harvey Birdman at 3:07 AM PST - 6 comments

How can my fiancee change her name?

Where can I find U.S. laws regarding name change after marriage? More specifically, my Japanese fiancee wants to keep her Japanese family name...what agency can I contact to question about this? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 2:11 AM PST - 6 comments

Positive

Positive urinalysis test, in the Navy, what now? I don't use drugs, anyone gone through this, know someone who has. [more inside]
posted by nintendo at 12:18 AM PST - 11 comments

September 19

Future proof my cabling please !

My house is completely wrecked. No cladding on the walls and in fact not too many walls. In four weeks time the builders will have built replacement walls and re-clad them. I need advice about what I should do about audio/video/data cabling for future needs and I need it soon ! [more inside]
posted by southof40 at 10:39 PM PST - 12 comments

Male Cat Afraid of Dominant Female Cat

My male cat is afraid to use his outdoor house because my dominant female cat has claimed it. How do I get him to re-claim his house? How do I get her to relinquish control of the house? [more inside]
posted by alleycatd at 9:48 PM PST - 7 comments

Details of the German Tank Counting Method.

Details of the German tank counting method (as seen on reddit)? [more inside]
posted by tehgeekmeister at 9:38 PM PST - 13 comments

Is it worth the stamp

Can a letter sent from Montreal arrive in Paris in under a week?
posted by regicide is good for you at 9:14 PM PST - 14 comments

Name that IE6 CSS Bug!

Help, CSS bugs! What IE6 bugs are these? [more inside]
posted by gramcracker at 8:30 PM PST - 6 comments

Where to buy control surfaces in michigan?

I want to buy a midi control surface (for use with Reason on my laptop, mostly live). But I want to try a bunch of them out in person. Where can I do this in southeastern michigan?
posted by Tlogmer at 7:55 PM PST - 3 comments

Photography music?

Looking for songs about photography [more inside]
posted by cccorlew at 7:31 PM PST - 53 comments

Help me not download .pdfs I don't want!

How do I keep Firefox from saving every .pdf file I look at onto my desktop? [more inside]
posted by escabeche at 7:28 PM PST - 16 comments

How can I get over a promiscuous event in my girlfriend's past involving someone I dislike?

How can I get over a promiscuous event in my girlfriend's past involving someone I dislike? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:19 PM PST - 51 comments

My brain! My relationship! Who will be victorious?

I'm extremely intimidated by my girlfriend, and I'm afraid my resulting weird behaviour is gonna ruin our relationship. Have you been through this? How did you deal with it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:19 PM PST - 21 comments

Having a cold around a lot of people

Etiquette filter: What's the best way to handle being stopped up in a crowed situation such as on an airplane or in a large lecture hall? Is it more annoying if I sit and sniff, or occasionally blow my nose? Also, to imagine the worst possible scenario, what do I do if I find myself in this situation without enough tissues?
posted by martinX's bellbottoms at 6:58 PM PST - 15 comments

DC101 playing WARRANT?

DCfilter: DC101 (fm radio) has been playing hair metal/classic metal since at least 3 p.m, today, as evidenced here.There is no mention of it on the station's site or Wikipedia. Is this a regular Wednesday thing? I enjoyed it, but am mystified by how many hours its lasted in light of the fact that Fall Out Boy, etc. is the station's usual fare.
posted by juniper at 6:38 PM PST - 11 comments

What to do in NYC from Sunday to Tuesday?

Going-to-NYC-filter: The wife and I will be in NYC from Sunday afternoon until Tuesday evening. We're big apple virgins, so I'm looking for suggestions and recommendations for what we absolutely must see and/or do. [more inside]
posted by bjork24 at 6:13 PM PST - 28 comments

Why is my xml navigation not loading into my Flash movie?

Hyperspecific Html & Flash question especially for XML and Flash Video superstars. Why is my xml navigation not loading into my Flash movie? [more inside]
posted by jeremias at 6:01 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me find a driver backup application that can be scripted to run without prompting...

Help me find a driver backup application that can be scripted to run without prompting... [more inside]
posted by doomtop at 5:51 PM PST - 3 comments

Headphone music

Please help me find headphone-centric music [more inside]
posted by rtimmel at 5:41 PM PST - 41 comments

Finding the chaste

Help my girlfriend find virgins. [more inside]
posted by felix betachat at 5:04 PM PST - 26 comments

She unstuffs the stuffed shirt?

What are some films, books, plays, TV shows, etc. that feature a free-spirited woman trying to get a strait-laced man to loosen up? [more inside]
posted by hyperfascinated at 4:55 PM PST - 47 comments

Covering my grey in a healthy way

The most natural way to cover my grey? [more inside]
posted by greta simone at 4:44 PM PST - 31 comments

How can I reduce shaving rash?

I've read the previous threads on shaving, and got some useful tips, but my query is slightly different. I use an electric shaver, specifically this one. What product can I use with it to help reduce the redness and irritation? I've tried the recommended Nivea products, and while they do make the shaver glide easier, I still get the irritation. [more inside]
posted by Solomon at 4:15 PM PST - 11 comments

What to do a three-year-old bouncing ball?

How to help a restless 3-year-old? [more inside]
posted by catherinem at 4:09 PM PST - 11 comments

Looking for webcams to use in ecology lessons.

I'm looking for existing webcams that document ecological phenomena. [more inside]
posted by Tehanu at 3:56 PM PST - 7 comments

Ugh, the limitations of the OC.

I'm looking for a comfortable place to study near Irvine or Costa Mesa, preferably open past 8pm? [more inside]
posted by Asherah at 3:29 PM PST - 7 comments

How much should my wife bid on a transcription job?

My wife is looking to do freelance transcription work while home with our newborn and needs bidding guidance. [more inside]
posted by mrmojoflying at 3:07 PM PST - 7 comments

How can I get my server to authenticate with my domain controller (which is located behind a linksys router)?

I have a Windows 2000 server that is sitting in a public IP network. I can not figure out how I can get it to talk to my domain controller that is sitting in a private IP network with a linksys WRT54G sitting in between. Will port mapping solve this? I have already tried putting the domain controller in the WRT54G's DMZ. That did not seem to work.
posted by zzztimbo at 2:53 PM PST - 10 comments

Point me in the right direction...

I need to find a Phone Number Bank-type service that works for Houston, TX phone numbers. [more inside]
posted by chrisfromthelc at 1:50 PM PST - 3 comments

Your favorite business/investment teacher/columnist

Who is your favorite investment/business columnist/blogger/guru that you trust because they can think for themselves and teach and not follow the herd? [more inside]
posted by cluelessguru at 1:49 PM PST - 9 comments

Book Recommendations For Leadership/Problem-Solving?

I need some good books or other learning material about how to effectively lead people, and more importantly, solve disputes. Read anything that would help me? [more inside]
posted by DMan at 1:31 PM PST - 7 comments

plasma as secondary pc monitor

Is there a relatively affordable way to connect my computer to both a monitor and plasma screen, having the ability to switch between the two seemlessly? [more inside]
posted by nyu2 at 1:28 PM PST - 8 comments

Are my cats meds actually good for them?

I have two cats, both with a mild respiratory infection, and the drugs the vet gave us aren't making much sense to us. Can anyone help explain? [more inside]
posted by Braeog at 1:00 PM PST - 8 comments

durability of PMP drives

Flash memory vs hard drive in a personal media player: do the hard drives have serious reliablility/durablility issues in the portable media players like iPod and Archos? I expect I'll drop the thing a few times (or more), and wouldn't enjoy sending a hard drive model off for expensive repair/replacement. Any thoughts on what percentage of hard drive equipped media players require repair? Bonus points: what software (preferably freeware) would be able to pull a single frame from the videos I make for the player and print/save it as a jpg? The vids would be mp4, avi, or wmv.
posted by bbranden1 at 12:58 PM PST - 16 comments

You know who else ___? Origin?

What's the origin of the meme "You know who else [does something]" with the standard answer (or implied answer) being Hitler but often replaced by something else? [more inside]
posted by luser at 12:21 PM PST - 26 comments

Dysfunction

How can I repair my relationship with my sister? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:36 AM PST - 25 comments

Help me find this Malay snack

Savory Malaysian soybean bar a co-worker brought from home > 10 years ago. It wasn't too spicy-hot. It was made in a pan and cut into squares like brownies; individual soybeans were discernable. I'm pretty sure it wasn't fermented. I want to make it or something very like it. Anybody know a recipe, or what it's called?
posted by amtho at 11:35 AM PST - 8 comments

Welcome to the worst day of your life

I never thought I would be writing this. After almost five years together, my girlfriend told me that she's not sure if she wants to continue our relationship. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:34 AM PST - 47 comments

No raccoon eyes!

I need a new mascara! Or say...any mascara...for my brand-new "adult" life... [more inside]
posted by sarahkeebs at 11:25 AM PST - 37 comments

Multiple drugs to manage heartburn?

GERDfilter: Is it bad to take prevacid AND tums? [more inside]
posted by dismas at 11:13 AM PST - 10 comments

Rails/Java XML-RPC Filter

Railsfilter: I need to write an addition to an already-existing Rails app to allow it to accept large files (and some trivial metadata) uploaded from a Processing (Java) client I've written. The Rails app already supports this behavior via a web interface. I can see a few of the trees, how do I fit them into the forest and get a pair of working apps? [more inside]
posted by Alterscape at 11:12 AM PST - 4 comments

What can cause bad blocks in two different hard drives?

Two hard drives in a row have developed bad blocks. What could be causing this? Heat is not an issue. [more inside]
posted by Yogurt at 11:06 AM PST - 10 comments

Tips for Amazing Tortillas

Home-made tortillas: what is your recipe for success? [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 11:00 AM PST - 11 comments

Making an "unfixable" electric guitar fixable again

A botched repair has left my electric guitar nearly unplayable, and repair shops won't take on the job. Can anyone help me save my lovely instrument? [more inside] [more inside]
posted by UlfMagnet at 10:59 AM PST - 17 comments

Problem with iframe, links, and redirects

I have a problem where I show a document within an iframe, and I wish to have links clicked within the iframe show in the toplevel window instead of the iframe. But there's a twist... [more inside]
posted by RustyBrooks at 10:52 AM PST - 4 comments

Pain has a kung fu grip on my shoulders.

Shoulder exercise recommendations to protect my joints from repetitive martial arts drills? [more inside]
posted by hermitosis at 10:49 AM PST - 12 comments

Help me get data from a word doc into a spreadsheet/database, please. thank you!

Help me get Lexis-Nexis search results from an MS word document into a usable spreadsheet/database format. More inside. [more inside]
posted by krudiger at 10:45 AM PST - 6 comments

Do you have a policy for how you acknowledge people you pass in the corridor at work?

You work in a single level building with approx 150 people. You move around the building to get coffee, grab lunch etc. You pass people you don't know but recognize in the corridors. What is your policy for acknowledging these people? [more inside]
posted by The_Partridge_Family at 10:44 AM PST - 30 comments

Wie kann mann fersehen?

I really want to watch German-language television to improve my German. How can I do that in the US? [more inside]
posted by jcwagner at 10:26 AM PST - 14 comments

Turn off the internet!

We need to turn off the internet! What is the best program for temporarily disabling our access? We need one solution for a Mac and one for Windows. Ideally we'd like something with a timer (where the internet is turned off for x number of hours) or something that requires a difficult process to unlock it. [more inside]
posted by barnone at 10:24 AM PST - 10 comments

We're Moving to Montreal! Where should we live?!

MontrealFilter: We are moving to Montreal in December. Yay! Advice needed on neighborhoods that would suit us. [more inside]
posted by picklebird at 10:15 AM PST - 20 comments

It's easy as riding a bike. I want to believe!

At the relatively old age of 29, I've decided to relearn* how to ride a bike. Bicycle, that is. What are the unspoken (ha!) rules and things I should know? [more inside]
posted by iamkimiam at 10:12 AM PST - 36 comments

Hotel/Motel/B&B recommendations for Toronto/Markham area, please

Greetings, my Canadian brethren! I am travelling to the Toronto area (specifically Markham) this November for some business. Do you have any hotel/motel/b&b recommendations? [more inside]
posted by ArgentCorvid at 9:55 AM PST - 8 comments

What do you want to do? I don't know, what do you want to do?

What kinds of activities can a couple enjoy together (besides the obvious)? We're engaged, early 30s, no kids, together for 3 years. A lot of that time has been fairly busy - grad school, different jobs, moving. Now we're settled down to an extent, and we're getting bored. Well, at least I am. [more inside]
posted by desjardins at 8:58 AM PST - 30 comments

Vancouver vs. Seattle

My girlfriend and I have 1 weekend (two days one night) to spend in either Vancouver or Seattle or some combination of both cities and know nothing about either of them. We dock in Vancouver at 7 am on a Friday in June and will need to be in New York on Sunday. Planning on a Red eye from Seattle Saturday night. We generally like outdoorsy things (hiking, mountains, parks etc.), museums, and music. Alas, we also have a limited budget. Questions: What's to do in Vancouver? What's to do in Seattle? Do we need a car? Is it far to drive from one to the other? Any suggestions as to where to stay/eat?
posted by lotusmonster at 8:57 AM PST - 12 comments

Name that root! (or tuber, I suppose)

Can you identify this vegetable? [more inside]
posted by uncleozzy at 8:34 AM PST - 16 comments

What to get a new American?

New American Filter: I just found out that a friend of mine will become an American this coming Tuesday. Recommend a good commemorative gift. [more inside]
posted by catseatcheese at 8:26 AM PST - 31 comments

We need an updated MeFi "What to do in Vegas" for couples!

My partner and I are celebrating 10 years with a quick four-day trip, sans kids, to Vegas. We're already lined up to see Cirque's Love, Lucky Chang's Drag Show and Madam Tussaud's, but I'd love to here what MeFiers have as suggestions -- not just for us -- for cool, unique stuff to see in Vegas.
posted by liquado at 8:16 AM PST - 12 comments

Spit it out

Female 16. When I can expect her "like ummm you know like it's like you know um like really really ... " to you know like abate?
posted by johnny7 at 8:15 AM PST - 47 comments

Locked Out of the Ivory Tower

I've been trying to land a job as a history teacher in the Seattle area for a couple of years. What am I doing wrong? Given my background, do I have any alternatives? [more inside]
posted by scaryblackdeath at 8:13 AM PST - 8 comments

What's better than awstats?

I've got a website that does a lot of traffic. I'm using awStats. It's slow as hell because we're adding ten million hits a day to it's database. We don't want to use an external logging solution because we've found that they underreport dramatically (by 40% in the case of Google Analytics). Are there any free stats processors that will be able to process lots of records AND have better drill-down capability than awstats? I have plenty of hardware to throw a tthe problem.
posted by SpecialK at 8:03 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me spur my laptop into better PhotoShoppery!

I have a lengthy question about comic-making, PhotoShop, and aging computers. [more inside]
posted by COBRA! at 7:48 AM PST - 23 comments

Aspens in New Mexico?

Amateur photographers want to find aspens in New Mexico. [more inside]
posted by 1f2frfbf at 7:35 AM PST - 5 comments

Things to do in DC alone after work during the work week?

Things to do in DC alone after work during the work week? [more inside]
posted by damn dirty ape at 7:20 AM PST - 23 comments

How can I make giant, durable, light-weight lobster claws?

I'm doing a road rallye in New England next weekend, and my team is turning my '85 Saab 900 hatchback into a giant lobster. I will be putting 4-foot long claws onto the front of it, and actuators inside will actually make the claws move. So, there will be a metal frame/skeleton at the heart of it, but I want to encase that in realistic looking giant lobster claws. What material will look good, be cheap, and hold up for a day on the road? [more inside]
posted by excitementMD at 7:20 AM PST - 9 comments

Can I use my Razr to surf the web on my Macbook with only the mobile web plan on my service?

I have mobile web on my cell phone plan. Can I use bluetooth and my Mac Book to connect to the Razr and surf the web on my computer? [more inside]
posted by Mark at 7:14 AM PST - 6 comments

Spice that's nice

What is that Asian spice blend that contains sesame seed, small seaweed flakes, and I'm not sure what else, that they put on the rice at Teasim in DC, and where can I buy it online. [more inside]
posted by chickaboo at 7:10 AM PST - 17 comments

Please help me find things to do on dates in the Nyack, NY area

Please help me find things to do on dates in the Nyack, NY area [more inside]
posted by sequential at 7:03 AM PST - 9 comments

Best way to use a tanning salon?

Recent improvements to my body has made me consider ridding myself of my "Programmer's Pallor". I have some questions about tanning salons I've not seen addressed on here yet. [more inside]
posted by aofl at 6:38 AM PST - 13 comments

Making a wood burning fireplace more efficient.

Fall is right around the corner. These chilly mornings have me thinking about lighting a fire in our fire place. I love the look, the smell, and everything else that goes with a fireplace. But efficiency wise? It sucks. [more inside]
posted by jaythebull at 6:26 AM PST - 14 comments

How do I keep my desktop clean?

How can I make Firefox on OS X not clutter up my desktop? Every time I click on a file, I get that open or save dialog box. If I choose open, it saves a copy of the file to my desktop, then opens the desktop copy. I don't want Firefox to save anything to my desktop unless I choose the save option. [more inside]
posted by rachelpapers at 6:25 AM PST - 4 comments

Yet Another Costume Question

I need a costume idea, theme "Myths & Legends". Help me, please! [more inside]
posted by arha at 5:52 AM PST - 27 comments

Brains vs Grains

What is the most energy efficient form of flesh to eat? [more inside]
posted by twine42 at 5:33 AM PST - 39 comments

Is there an easy way to manage extensive amounts of .eps & .ai files (Adobe Illustrator) into a .pdf catalog format?

Is there an easy way to manage extensive amounts of .eps & .ai files (Adobe Illustrator) into a .pdf catalog format? I often buy vector pack cds that come with vast amounts of eps/ai files but there is almost always a single .pdf file that has a catalog of all the files in one for easy browsing. Is there a tool that does this automatically?
posted by cheero at 4:37 AM PST - 2 comments

Bilingual idioms.

French letter / capote anglais French leave / filer à l'anglaise Can you suggest other examples of pairs of complementary (perhaps derogatory?) idioms in two different languages? Is there a word for these?
posted by roofus at 3:32 AM PST - 17 comments

What becomes of the BaSO4?

In the endothermic reaction where barium sulphate becomes aqueous barium and sulphate ions, what would adding barium chloride and (separately) sodium chloride do to the reaction? (and why?)
posted by lazy robot at 3:08 AM PST - 7 comments

Is Iain Banks' new book, The Steep Approach to Garbadale worth buying?

Is Iain Banks' new book, The Steep Approach to Garbadale worth buying? [more inside]
posted by Surfyournut at 3:04 AM PST - 33 comments

prove: the internet is DELICIOUS

Good, preferably vegetarian-inclusive or focused, recipe blogs? Alternatively, one really good recipe magazine in the same category. [more inside]
posted by rhoticity at 1:08 AM PST - 10 comments

Dry or fry?

What will happen to my washer/dryer if I shut the water off during the dry cycle? Or would turning it to a trickle be a smarter, equally effective idea...? I'm trying to shrink some clothes, but it steams so effectively that I'm getting nowhere. So frustrating as they come out seriously hot. Without the steam they would've been done in 10 minutes tops, but maybe without steam... X-s ?? It's an LG WD-1412RD
posted by mu~ha~ha~ha~har at 1:08 AM PST - 9 comments

How do I find Hillary Clinton's Resume

I am trying to find a place where I can get a copy of Hillary Clinton's resume. Not a saterical one, but, I am curious where she has worked and want to check out her work experience. Thanks so much!
posted by wildpetals at 1:03 AM PST - 8 comments

I'm making a list of Cognate words within the Indo-European/Romance Languages looking for sources

I'm making a list of Cognate words within the Indo-European/Romance Languages and am looking for words to add to it. [more inside]
posted by complience at 12:50 AM PST - 13 comments

how do I find some decent therapy on no $$$?

I'd like to get some kind of psychotherapy for change-of-life adjustment issues. I live right near a major university and wondered about talking with a student intern... would it, mefites, be (a) possible and (b) prudent? [more inside]
posted by mr. remy at 12:29 AM PST - 9 comments

September 18

Mandarin Chinese help

Please help me find a reliable (hopefully free) translation service so that I can ace my Mandarin test. [more inside]
posted by JamesJD at 11:17 PM PST - 8 comments

Wanted: headphone adapters that don't resemble crowbars

Can anybody help me source headphone adapters that won't break all my headphone sockets? [more inside]
posted by flabdablet at 10:43 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I manage a big Java project?

How do I manage the source code for a big Java program? [more inside]
posted by neuron at 8:54 PM PST - 13 comments

How do you set this watch?

Help my friend set her new digital watch! The packaging has no instructions, and the buttons are not labeled. [more inside]
posted by Many bubbles at 8:33 PM PST - 9 comments

Anyone recall a sheet music joke piece?

Searching for a joke musical "piece" somewhat like this. [more inside]
posted by sappidus at 8:03 PM PST - 4 comments

Tell Me About your Favorite Elementary School Teacher

What elementary school teacher did you love and why? I'm writing an essay about elementary education; specifically about how teachers relate to and interact with their students. [more inside]
posted by snsranch at 8:03 PM PST - 28 comments

How do I account for twins in statistical analysis?

How do I account for twins in statistical analysis? By 'twins' I mean two people born at the same time, rather than any unknown-to-me technical meaning for the word 'twins' in statistics. [more inside]
posted by teem at 7:48 PM PST - 14 comments

Everybody poops, especially babies

Looking for advice, recommendations, and experiences using cloth diapers. [more inside]
posted by bove at 7:22 PM PST - 30 comments

question about aesthetic of gas fireplace

Should I take out my gas fireplace insert? [more inside]
posted by seekingsimplicity at 7:15 PM PST - 12 comments

Finding historic Cape Verde flag

Where to buy the historic Cape Verde national flag flown up until 1992? [more inside]
posted by tonci at 6:44 PM PST - 1 comment

Computers were meant to do this kind of thing.

How can a non-programmer automate their stock market screening and timing process? (semi-long explanation inside.) [more inside]
posted by ScarletPumpernickel at 6:29 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me buy a great film!

I'm looking for a copy of the 1979 Dutch film "Opname" (U.S. title: "In for Treatment"), to rent or buy. [more inside]
posted by JimN2TAW at 6:28 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me become the ace of cakes!

I want to improve my very limited baking skills, primarily focusing on baking cakes. What are essential tools and how-to baking cookbooks? [more inside]
posted by hazyspring at 6:02 PM PST - 31 comments

Need help finding cheap/free advertising for my nonprofit

Looking for inexpensive ways to advertise for a nonprofit [more inside]
posted by mrflibble at 6:00 PM PST - 15 comments

Too heavy for Couch to 5k?

I just had a doctor tell me I'm too heavy to run the Couch to 5k program. Is this really true? [more inside]
posted by aebaxter at 5:35 PM PST - 63 comments

great mefites don't post on the blue; they post on the green.

Who said, "Great art doesn't offer answers; it asks questions," or some such? [more inside]
posted by es_de_bah at 5:12 PM PST - 7 comments

apartment lease renewal

Should I give notice that I'm vacating my apartment, even though I might not be? [more inside]
posted by nzero at 5:02 PM PST - 13 comments

jewelry display suggestions

Does anyone have any creative ideas for jewelry/accessories display? [more inside]
posted by logic vs love at 4:54 PM PST - 10 comments

Need inspiration for a band name

Help name my friend's band. We need some inspiration and I know you guys are a creative bunch. The type of music is nu-metal / rock and the band is located in Argentina so English or Spanish names are OK. [more inside]
posted by Gomez_in_the_South at 4:54 PM PST - 44 comments

Turn me into an Admin/DBA

How do I learn to be a professional Server Administrator/Database Administrator? [more inside]
posted by mhuckaba at 4:53 PM PST - 6 comments

Therapy Alibi

recently started going to therapy. how do i explain (or not explain) to co-workers why i am missing an hour of work every week? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:41 PM PST - 32 comments

How Helpful Are the Computer People?

How readily do the Computer People at large corporations agree to cooperate with requests for NON-criminal investigations of e-mails sent from these companies? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:41 PM PST - 17 comments

Sending SMS to multiple people

How do I send SMS messages to multiple people at once? [more inside]
posted by joelf at 3:40 PM PST - 20 comments

Books with bumbling wizards?

Recommendations for books with bumbling wizards? [more inside]
posted by killjoy at 3:38 PM PST - 37 comments

How do I handle resigning from a company I love?

I'm looking for personal anecdotes and advice from the hive mind to deal with quitting a job at a company I helped build, with friends who I hope to remain close to. (Slightly long post inside) [more inside]
posted by finitejest at 3:27 PM PST - 4 comments

Sheet music quest

Sheet music filter- Looking for the score for vocal performance of the Shaker hymn I Danced in the Morning. I have a friend whose funeral memorial is very soon and just need the sheet music for a singing version. I find lots of trombone versions and such but just want to be able to hand out the sheet music. It is a public domain song as far as I know.
posted by Freedomboy at 3:00 PM PST - 6 comments

Where can I find old guides on how to talk to your kids about sex?

Where can I find 1950s and 1960s guides on how to talk to your kids about sex? I know they're out there, but library searches and amazon searches are only turning up newer books.
posted by bflora at 2:17 PM PST - 11 comments

What's a reliable, quiet water-cooling setup for a new DIY gaming PC?

I'm going for a pretty significant (and overdue) upgrade on my desktop PC and as part of this, I'm considering water-cooled system. I looking at a Core 2 Duo Conroe 2.66 GHz CPU, eVGA GeForce 8800 GTS and similar motherboard/RAM. I'm looking for a solid water-cooling setup that will be reliable and quiet. Basically, I'm wondering about kits vs. a la carte, solid manufacturers, general considerations, etc. [more inside]
posted by Nelsormensch at 2:07 PM PST - 14 comments

Need directional audio system for convention

Looking for directional audio system suitable for convention floor. [more inside]
posted by Mister_A at 2:03 PM PST - 5 comments

Movers:flat rate vs hourly!

Movers flat rate, or per hour? I asked for a quote on citimove.com All the flat rates are get are ridiculously high. I also got some quotes of movers that charge per hour. If those same rates were applied, it seems that the flat rate movers would spend 10 hours moving the stuff in my 1 bedroom, which will be already packed, for a distance of ten miles. That is impossible!?!?! Is there a catch, hidden charges, or something? Because the per hour movers seem much cheaper than the flat raters. I don't want to get burned.
posted by spacefire at 1:50 PM PST - 17 comments

In a hundred years, they'll be looking for people who had something, anything, to do with Beanie Babies.

Where can I find people who have some relationship to convict-leasing in the southern United States? Are there historical societies (African American or otherwise) that can direct me to older people who can talk about what it was like? Where else can I look? [more inside]
posted by history is a weapon at 1:40 PM PST - 4 comments

how much money can I save by turning off air-conditioning when I drive?

how much money can I save by turning off air-conditioning when I drive? [more inside]
posted by esolo at 1:25 PM PST - 21 comments

Does taking on mysql after 10 years of Oracle make sense?

Career-wise, is it a smart move to take a mysql position after building up ten years of Oracle experience? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:24 PM PST - 6 comments

Chasing Paper

Law student needs job advice. [more inside]
posted by craven_morhead at 1:21 PM PST - 23 comments

Weghting a sweepstakes in my favor

"you will automatically receive one entry for each bill payment you make" Is this sweepstakes set up by morons? [more inside]
posted by plinth at 1:09 PM PST - 9 comments

Is an ex-Stolen car a good deal?

I'm considering buying a used car on Craigslist, but the seller disclosed to me over the phone that the car had been stolen, then recovered. If everything else checks out, would you buy the car? If so, are there any pitfalls I should look out for? [more inside]
posted by anastasia at 1:04 PM PST - 9 comments

Is this an adductor pull or something else?

I have a recurring muscle strain, but it's not a hernia. [more inside]
posted by craniac at 12:58 PM PST - 7 comments

What is this crazy 'antivegan' diet I saw, and is there any science behind it?

What is this crazy 'antivegan' diet I saw, and is there any science behind it? [more inside]
posted by mattholomew at 12:55 PM PST - 29 comments

How do I install Novell Evolution on Mac OS X

Novell Evolution on Mac OS X. Theoretically it's possible, but the installation is a mess (more like, not intelligently designed; amirite?) Has anyone out there been able to get it to work? [more inside]
posted by Deathalicious at 12:22 PM PST - 11 comments

Public and loud.

Moving into a solarium. Tips? Modification suggestions? [more inside]
posted by zazerr at 12:19 PM PST - 8 comments

ModemBerry?

I keep hearing from people that I can use my TMobile Blackberry 8700G as a modem (I will probably get the TMobile Curve when it comes out in a few weeks, if that changes the answer or my options much.) by routing the traffic for my laptop through it, either using Bluetooth or a USB to mini-USB cable. But I also hear that I have to do some hacks or hide it from TMobile or and other things like that. [more inside]
posted by iknowizbirfmark at 12:16 PM PST - 7 comments

Non-hard drive backup needed for paperless office.

Massive non-hard drive backup needed for accounting firm that wants to go almost completely paperless. [more inside]
posted by Tinen at 12:10 PM PST - 23 comments

Brooklyn Singing Telegram

Has anyone ever used a singing telegram service in New York City specifically Brooklyn? I'm planning for my girlfriend's b'day and I'm wondering if anyone has any firsthand experience. I'm mostly looking for more crazy person in a bear suit type things rather than Marilyn Monroe impersonators and the ilk, but I'm open.
posted by josher71 at 12:09 PM PST - 6 comments

what is the source "Calvin and Hobbes" strip for the peeing calvin decals?

what is the source "Calvin and Hobbes" strip for the peeing calvin decals? i am pretty sure he wasn't peeing at all, just turned away from the viewer. [more inside]
posted by k7lim at 12:08 PM PST - 15 comments

Help with maximizing our critical exposure at a Chicago documentary film premier.

Help with maximizing our critical exposure at a Chicago documentary film premier. [more inside]
posted by Roach at 12:02 PM PST - 10 comments

Recommendation for a lightweight warm weather rain jacket?

Please help me find a lightweight rain jacket for hot weather travel through monsoon prone regions? [more inside]
posted by sharkfu at 12:01 PM PST - 11 comments

JDE OneWorld XE Commerce Integration

eCommerce for JDE OneWorld XE B73.3.3? [more inside]
posted by strangej at 11:59 AM PST - 1 comment

Where can I find this type of online quiz generation?

I need a a script set or pages or package that will help me create a self-grade able multiple-choice quiz that someone can take online via the web, enter their name, receive a grade at the end along with what questions were missed, and automatically e-mail these same results along with the test-taker's name, to a specific email address (preferably two addresses). [more inside]
posted by ShawnStruck at 11:50 AM PST - 6 comments

help me visualize human dignity -- or a stunning lack thereof

I need to find a vivid visual depiction of shredded dignity. I'm thinking that it will come from a film, but it needs to be bite-sized, meaning a single scene or moment, and not the sum total of the movie. [more inside]
posted by rubberfish at 11:12 AM PST - 66 comments

How many organizations are fading away due to a generation gap?

How many organizations are fading away due to a generation gap? [more inside]
posted by czechmate at 11:04 AM PST - 36 comments

Creative Zen Microphoto mp3 player and I can't deal with the software - any suggestions for alternatives?

Creative Zen Microphoto mp3 player and I can't deal with the software - any suggestions for alternatives? [more inside]
posted by Carialle at 10:45 AM PST - 7 comments

Job ideas for 61 yr old Mom?

Job ideas for my 61 y.o. Mom. No college, 7 years in mortgage broker business last year on her own (thus the question). 27 years management experience. Health not so good (heart issues). Any ideas?
posted by swiffa at 10:44 AM PST - 8 comments

My teenage daughter is self-destructing. I've run out of ideas and I need help.

How can I help my teenager? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:32 AM PST - 48 comments

I love science. Should I give up my science classes?

I'm a science nerd who's transitioned to the humanities because of repeated fuck-ups. Now I'm giving up the last few science classes I have and it's ripping me apart. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:31 AM PST - 21 comments

What can I do to help slay the sadness demon?

What is the single best thing you have done to help control your depression? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:31 AM PST - 73 comments

I'm m-m-m-m-melting... melting... MELTING!

Global Warming Filter: This might be a stupid question, but if enough polar ice has melted to open the Northwest Passage for the first time in distant memory, then why are Lake Superior's waters at an all-time low? I thought global warming was supposed to raise water levels?
posted by LakesideOrion at 10:25 AM PST - 12 comments

The Little Traveling Shot

What is the earliest generally-accepted use in commercial cinema of the following three shots: a lens-based zoom, in or out; a traveling shot using a dolly to follow a scene's protagonist (as in moving from room to room laterally); and a traveling shot using a dolly to effectively create a zoom, in which the framing of the protagonist becomes tighter as a result of a shorter distance to the subject? [more inside]
posted by mwhybark at 10:05 AM PST - 5 comments

Need to be restrained...

Anyone know where to find a size xl realistic straightjacket? [more inside]
posted by cuddles.mcsnuggy at 10:00 AM PST - 11 comments

The More Bank Accounts the Better?

Any reason not to open a couple more bank accounts for all the gifts/rewards/incentives they offer? [more inside]
posted by andoatnp at 9:56 AM PST - 10 comments

Pacing

I run 5K 4-6 times a week, and I'd like to get my speed up. Should I increase my overall pace, or do sprints/intervals interspersed with jogging?
posted by four panels at 9:55 AM PST - 13 comments

Sites en francais

Please recommend some French websites. [more inside]
posted by spacewaitress at 9:28 AM PST - 13 comments

This is actually a pretty cool town, I think...

I'm a recent grad who has been living in Greensboro, NC, for three months. I haven't gotten to know the town as much as I'd like. Where should I go and what should I do? [more inside]
posted by kidsleepy at 9:11 AM PST - 5 comments

Lining up columns in CSS

CSS: What's the deal with positioning? [more inside]
posted by daksya at 9:08 AM PST - 11 comments

OpenOffice Chart Question

How can I make OpenOffice charts with a non-standard origin. [more inside]
posted by vilcxjo_BLANKA at 8:47 AM PST - 2 comments

If I tell myself I'm ok, am I ok (or will I be)?

My question is not "do self-affirmations work?," but rather "have they worked for you?" I would appreciate hearing from people who have used self-affirmations to bring about (significant?) change in their lives. [more inside]
posted by segatakai at 8:38 AM PST - 32 comments

Recommend some 9/11 literature

Please recommend some 9/11 literature. [more inside]
posted by archimago at 8:31 AM PST - 17 comments

Why isn't my wireless router working?

My wireless router is not working, even though it keeps telling me that it has an excellent connection to my network...So, what did I do wrong? [more inside]
posted by meesha at 8:23 AM PST - 14 comments

Looking for an open source alternative to SharePoint for my own home/non-enterprise use.

Looking for an open source alternative to SharePoint for my own home/non-enterprise use. [more inside]
posted by DerekTheGeek at 8:09 AM PST - 4 comments

Is the 404 an Error?

I want a videocamera with good features that can easily transfer ready-to-upload files to my computer. [more inside]
posted by cashman at 8:04 AM PST - 3 comments

Central vacuum?

I need recommendations for a good central vacuum system to install in my house. [more inside]
posted by bondcliff at 7:53 AM PST - 1 comment

Colorado and Wyoming Fishing Tips?

We're going fly fishing in Northern Colorado and Southern Wyoming next week. What should we make sure not to miss? [more inside]
posted by advicepig at 7:13 AM PST - 2 comments

Giving away my good name.

Is there any way I can make my forged signature legally bulletproof? [more inside]
posted by crinklebat at 7:05 AM PST - 17 comments

Who solves the solvents?

How can I clean acetone residue out of some glass jugs? [more inside]
posted by OmieWise at 6:34 AM PST - 17 comments

How do I deal with a combative roommate?

Help me deal with some seemingly intractable roommate issues (with bonus substance abuse drama.) [more inside]
posted by bdk3clash at 2:43 AM PST - 25 comments

How can I best help somebody study for the ASVAB?

How can I best help somebody study for the ASVAB? [more inside]
posted by concrete at 2:09 AM PST - 7 comments

cultivating je ne sais quoi

Is it possible to create a descriptor of 'star performers' that's not tied to contextual skillset requirements? [more inside]
posted by raisons de coeur at 1:01 AM PST - 11 comments

September 17

Kia ftl

Bought a used car from Kia, with warranty. Two weeks later it's needing repairs and after numerous promises for a loner, we're being denied. "Boss said no, you'll have to pay for a rental" What can we do? [more inside]
posted by Sufi at 10:25 PM PST - 15 comments

Photo uploading etiquette

I would like to know everyone's thoughts on uploading photos to the web. I never thought anything of it myself, but now that I'm on facebook, my worlds are colliding. [more inside]
posted by mooza at 9:25 PM PST - 14 comments

omgbffs4evr

Help me stop meeting more acquaintances and start meeting more close friends [more inside]
posted by slow graffiti at 9:18 PM PST - 19 comments

Kill the f@cking moths

Please, please help me with this moth infestation. [more inside]
posted by mudpuppie at 9:11 PM PST - 12 comments

Spacey guitar music recommendations

Looking for spacey ambient guitar recommendations. [more inside]
posted by jchgf at 8:55 PM PST - 40 comments

Looking for a condo in TO

Help a recent grad find a condo in Toronto, and help me figure out if I can afford it. [more inside]
posted by veritascitor at 8:52 PM PST - 14 comments

Jokes For Beginning Readers

Good jokes for a beginning reader? [more inside]
posted by maryh at 8:52 PM PST - 22 comments

Can I buy a house using a student loan?

Can I buy a house using a student loan? Would this even be a good idea? [more inside]
posted by spiderskull at 8:50 PM PST - 13 comments

SpiderFilter

Can you identify this spider? Are we going to die? [more inside]
posted by Big_B at 8:34 PM PST - 14 comments

Who covered that Cure song, 'A Forest'?

Which band did a cover of The Cure song called 'A Forest'? [more inside]
posted by pelican at 8:02 PM PST - 10 comments

Screwed network, Help.

We have a bunch of PCs that all connect to the rest of the network through a single switch and fiber link. They're all having problems with slow networking and database links breaking. This is what Task Manager's Networking tab shows when we copy a single 80MB file down from the server. Does anyone recognise the problem? [more inside]
posted by krisjohn at 7:18 PM PST - 12 comments

Shouldn't 4 months be long enough to get over this?

Can/should I be friends with my ex? [more inside]
posted by heavenstobetsy at 7:02 PM PST - 28 comments

World According to the Clothing Industry

I need to make or find a large color map of the world, but in proportion to the clothing industry i.e. Honduras and China would be much larger than the United States or Canada. [more inside]
posted by Etta Hollis at 6:51 PM PST - 8 comments

Book Club Bleg

Help me choose some books to nominate for book club. No, no, no, this one's a tad more complicated. :) [more inside]
posted by grrarrgh00 at 6:50 PM PST - 3 comments

A good way to archive and search a large store of email on my computer?

How to store and search lots of old email. [more inside]
posted by ManInSuit at 6:32 PM PST - 14 comments

Pen name paranoia

I've decided to publish a poem and a short story under a pen name. I'm wondering if there are any negative consequences involved in this that I may not be aware of. [more inside]
posted by ndicecco at 6:24 PM PST - 6 comments

ASP VBScript Email question

How can I do a simple logon to a POP3 account using ASP/VBScript? [more inside]
posted by gatorbiddy at 6:12 PM PST - 6 comments

It was here just last week...

One of our local malls, South Coast Plaza in Orange County, *constantly* moves stores around and the stores *constantly* remodel. Why, and is it mandatory? I mean, I'm sure someone(s) smarter than me has decided that it's worth all the money they spend to move/remodel stores. Is that all there is to my question? Why don't other malls seem to do this? Is South Coast Plaza different because it's more of an upscale/luxury mall? Is it unique to certain malls? Does the mall force the stores to move? Or is this something the stores ask to do?
posted by edjusted at 5:48 PM PST - 9 comments

Love Lost?

My girlfriend and i broke up, will we ever be successful? [more inside]
posted by AMP583 at 5:25 PM PST - 29 comments

How to teach someone to drive stick?

How do I teach my wife to operate a manual transmission? [more inside]
posted by rush at 5:23 PM PST - 24 comments

Fickle fitness

I go through very rapid ups and downs in physical strength and stability. Is this normal? [more inside]
posted by raheel at 5:22 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me identify this fibrous roof sheathing

Help me identify this building material... [more inside]
posted by Bjkokenos at 4:54 PM PST - 5 comments

Good vacation spot in October?

After an exhausting period at work, finally my husband and I may both be on the same page for a vacation in October! Woo hoo! But where should we go for somewhere between 1-2 full weeks for something less than $3,000 total (the less the better)? Many more specifics follow the jump. [more inside]
posted by onlyconnect at 4:30 PM PST - 15 comments

Getting invites to private beta websites

Streamy is currently in private beta, as is Pownce, and I've been in queue for an invite for quite some time. Any help on getting an account to these websites now would be awesome. [more inside]
posted by JaySunSee at 4:27 PM PST - 9 comments

Paint Rollers and the environment: Wash or waste?

My wife has come to the conclusion that it's more environmentally friendly to use a paint roller once (and then let it dry out and throw it away) as opposed to wasting upteen gallons of water cleaning all the paint out in order to reuse the roller. This seems crazy and a waste of money to me. What say you AskMetafilterians?
posted by ssmith at 4:11 PM PST - 21 comments

I hate tvs.

How can I get my satellite and old tv to play nice? [more inside]
posted by CwgrlUp at 3:58 PM PST - 3 comments

Brazilian funeral customs?

Funeral customs in Brazil? [more inside]
posted by agent99 at 3:40 PM PST - 4 comments

California Family get-away ideas?

Quick family get away from San Francisco with a pool and weather warm enough to enjoy it? [more inside]
posted by Wolfie at 3:12 PM PST - 6 comments

Fun New Product at Work

The management at the company I'm working for has sold a couple customers on a product that we as the worker-bees have yet to produce. That being said I view this more as an opportunity to do something new than as a huge hassle, assuming we can figure out a convenient way of producing said product. So I was hoping the great and wonderful MeFi might have a couple suggestions they might throw my way. [more inside]
posted by bernsno at 2:57 PM PST - 3 comments

My ears! My ears!

Some sound design questions to follow up on this golden moldy oldie... [more inside]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:20 PM PST - 14 comments

gimme a popup window outisde of my network

I am looking for something that will enable me to write a message that will popup on a computer outside of my network. [more inside]
posted by Foam Pants at 2:14 PM PST - 7 comments

Is there a way to prevent people from throwing stuff down a rooftop sewer vent?

Is there some sort of cap that can be put on a rooftop sewer vent to prevent to people from throwing stuff down it? My roommates and I recently endured a prolonged plumbing disaster (other people's sewage bubbling up in our toilets and tubs, flooded hallways, bailing out tubs and toilets with garbage cans at 3 a.m., etc.) and we are eager to avert a future crisis. The plumbers finally discovered large pieces of wood in our pipe, which we can only assume were thrown down from the roof, since they seem impossible to flush. There is easy access to the roof of our four-story building, and we're not interested in having some drunken putz foul up our plumbing again.
posted by zembla3 at 2:14 PM PST - 10 comments

Go Black.

Is there any bar in Baltimore that I can watch the New Zealand-Scotland Rugby world cup game this coming Sunday? For no cover charge?
posted by gaspode at 1:59 PM PST - 5 comments

Instructions on altering a woman's dress shirt?

Can anyone recommend an online tutorial or a sewing book on how to tailor button-down dress shirts for women? [more inside]
posted by sLevi at 1:48 PM PST - 7 comments

Costume ideas for infants

I'm looking for some good ideas for infant Halloween costumes. We have a 5 month old daughter that we'd love to dress up (mostly for the cute pictures) but we're short on ideas. I've seen all the 'cute' costumes (some into the hundreds of dollars) available for sale on various sites but none of them are striking me as particularly worth the money. [more inside]
posted by lyam at 1:29 PM PST - 39 comments

How to care for redwood siding?

How do I maintain/freshen/update or paint redwood siding? [more inside]
posted by idigress at 1:21 PM PST - 4 comments

Gift for dad

High-end thank you present for dad. [more inside]
posted by octomato at 1:14 PM PST - 18 comments

Good Travel Writing by/about Women.

Looking for books about or by female travelers/adventurers/volunteers abroad. [more inside]
posted by zhivota at 1:01 PM PST - 26 comments

Preserving the Magic

Andrew Bird's 2005 show on Fabchannel is my favorite performance of all time. How can I preserve it before the license expires and the gig is over? [more inside]
posted by tmcw at 12:49 PM PST - 7 comments

Failed Vista install boot problem

I tried to install Vista but the install failed. Now when my PC boots I have to jump through some hoops to get it working. Help! [more inside]
posted by lemonfridge at 12:39 PM PST - 3 comments

Short legs, long torso, no bike.

Help me find a bike that fits a short guy, who is apparently only short in the legs. [more inside]
posted by averyoldworld at 12:30 PM PST - 25 comments

He sold my car???

You are not my lawyer. You may not even BE a lawyer. But my friend needs, if not actual legal advice, some general suggestions about how to proceed. The short story: her ex-boyfriend sold her car without telling her, without her consent, and appears to have fled the state with his ill-gotten gains. This question is probably California-specific. [more inside]
posted by autojack at 12:28 PM PST - 26 comments

Rust repair on a Honda C-70 scooter

I just picked up an old Honda C-70 scooter and I'd like to get it shined up. Are there any places around Seattle that I can take it to and have the small bits of surface rust fixed and repainted/rechromed? [more inside]
posted by azuresunday at 12:19 PM PST - 6 comments

Am I turning into one of Those People?

Is submitting an update to the "class notes" section of your college or university alumni magazine a good way to keep in touch, or is it just public bragging? Is the answer different if you're a recent alum?
posted by chickletworks at 12:04 PM PST - 17 comments

How to get the ex to remove his motorcycle from our house

Converting title to an [ostensibly] abandoned motorcycle. A primer? [more inside]
posted by Fezboy! at 11:54 AM PST - 8 comments

Baby climbed over my only idea

In desperate need of highly creative baby-gating solution [more inside]
posted by esereth at 11:52 AM PST - 18 comments

How can I obtain depression meds on the cheap?

I need to get back on meds for my depression; however, I am uninsured at the moment and can't afford them. What options if any are available for obtaining discounted prescription medication? [more inside]
posted by GS1977 at 11:49 AM PST - 19 comments

Help me make sure I don't freeze the old orange tailfeathers off this winter.

I need to have annual maintenance done on my furnace. Can any Toronto-area MeFites recommend a company or person for this job? Also, what kind of price range can I expect? Send contact information to the email address in my profile if you do not wish to make it public. Thanks.
posted by orange swan at 11:44 AM PST - 5 comments

Do I really have gout? And if so...what next?

I'm a woman in my 20s, and I've been told I have gout. Misdiagnosis? What next? [more inside]
posted by jennak at 11:33 AM PST - 15 comments

Thunderbird Message Filters Disappear

Why are my Thunderbird message filters disappearing? [more inside]
posted by jjsonp at 11:29 AM PST - 1 comment

Can a duplex occupant videotape common areas and areas that are not hers?

My friends just moved into a lovely, renovated duplex. Now they find themselves under surveillance--from their duplex mate. What to do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:24 AM PST - 68 comments

Princeton Review screening exam

Please come in if you have applied online to teach for Princeton Review. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 11:23 AM PST - 5 comments

New Roof

What new material would you use to replace an old cedar shingle roof? [more inside]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:03 AM PST - 14 comments

Hardwood floor vacuum

I'm looking for a reasonably priced vacuum for use on hardwood floors. Doesn't need any sort of powered brushes just suction. Thanks!
posted by sandpine at 10:29 AM PST - 13 comments

Does synthetic urine work?

How reliable is the synthetic urine called "Yellow River" by the people who make the "Whizzinator" for standard employment drug tests? Asking for my roommate (honest)! E-mail in profile for anonymity. [more inside]
posted by geoff. at 10:08 AM PST - 24 comments

What have you done that reflects what you're good at?

What accomplishments do you point to when setting course for a new direction in life? [more inside]
posted by kittyprecious at 10:07 AM PST - 12 comments

Stop the repetition!

My blog seems to be 'reposting' its feed regularly. Why, and how do I stop it? [more inside]
posted by serazin at 9:42 AM PST - 6 comments

Distorted / incorrect memories (and conviction to be right)

My mother remembers events incorrectly, but is convinced this was how it happened. Is there a term for this? What can it be a symptom of? Is it common? Is it psychological, neurological, sth-else-ical? [more inside]
posted by ClarissaWAM at 9:38 AM PST - 46 comments

German rail question about changing trains

Why are transfer times between trains in Germany so brief, and should I be concerned about this? [more inside]
posted by ethnomethodologist at 9:37 AM PST - 13 comments

Looking for an OSX app(or other solution) that will allow us to edit/update a front page produced site.

Looking for an OSX app(or other solution) that will allow us to edit/update a Front Page produced site. [more inside]
posted by neilkod at 9:25 AM PST - 7 comments

What piece of music was being played last night during the fireworks at the Hollywood Bowl?

What piece of music was being played last night during the fireworks at the Hollywood Bowl?
posted by forallmankind at 9:22 AM PST - 3 comments

Learn Me!

I have decided to home school my preschooler. It is just for this year. I'm a little lost at how much schooling I should be giving him to prepare him for kindergarten next year. [more inside]
posted by Sassyfras at 9:00 AM PST - 28 comments

I want what I think should be described as a cool 'slim cut' suit.

I want what I think should be described as a cool 'slim cut' suit. I want the jacket to be slim, but I don't want the trousers to be too tapered (yuk). I want to get it in black, in the UK, and ideally under £200 (£250 max). Where should I be looking for such an item?
posted by tomw at 8:52 AM PST - 8 comments

None of my exes live in Texas . . .

Traveling to Texas - What are not-to-be-missed things to do in and around Austin? [more inside]
posted by pammo at 8:44 AM PST - 15 comments

Pocket-sized amusements for children at funerals.

Pocket-sized amusements for children at funerals. [more inside]
posted by ColdChef at 8:17 AM PST - 22 comments

Business fulfillment software

I run a small mail-order shipping business and for years have been using an Excel spreadsheet to process and fulfill orders. Is there a database-based application that will do this instead? [more inside]
posted by zek at 7:44 AM PST - 5 comments

RG11 vs. RG6

Can I plug an RG11 cable into a VCR, or is the inner wire thicker than regular old RG6 coax? [more inside]
posted by richmondparker at 7:36 AM PST - 5 comments

Looking for info on cause-effect relationships in investing

I am looking for books, Web sites and other resources that provide a list of cause-effect relationships for investors. [more inside]
posted by tomwheeler at 7:32 AM PST - 4 comments

Mother's little helper?

What the heck is in Actipril, and what is it used for? [more inside]
posted by backseatpilot at 7:22 AM PST - 6 comments

SQL Server Find and Replace Script

SQL SERVER - I'm not a SQL script guy, but I've got a SQL script problem. [more inside]
posted by jpoulos at 7:20 AM PST - 6 comments

Cheaper hotel near 4Seasons Chinzan-so in Tokyo

I am going to a conference at the Four Seasons Hotel at Chinzan-so in Tokyo. I can't afford to stay there. Any recommendations of nearby hotels that are cheaper?
posted by priorpark17 at 7:13 AM PST - 5 comments

The practicality of an MFA degree

I recently received my Masters of Fine Arts degree from a fairly well known program here in Chicago. I'm kinda second guessing if the whole thing was worth it. Do employers/gallery owners actually care? I know everything hinges upon my portfolio, but do I really have a leg up on the competition?
posted by inkfly at 7:08 AM PST - 9 comments

American Bringing Cuban Goods into the U.S.

I'm an American traveling to Cuba legally (under a general license). What are the restrictions on what I can/cannot bring back into the U.S.?
posted by cookie googleman at 6:58 AM PST - 3 comments

Convert my co-ax to ethernet

I need to convert my inbound Verizon FiOS connection, which terminates on the router via co-axial cable, to ethernet. I've found adapters out there for a couple bucks, but will they actually work? [more inside]
posted by TeamBilly at 6:47 AM PST - 3 comments

Are these ingredients harmful?

Should I eat this "green drink" (consisting of powdered vegetables, tree bark, etc.) from Robert O. Young (the "Alkaline diet" guy)? Will it harm me? Ingredients are listed inside. [more inside]
posted by gd779 at 6:00 AM PST - 11 comments

Should I buy fancy underwear? WHAT KIND?

Besides the glaringly obvious, what might a soldier home on leave like to do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:24 AM PST - 24 comments

Portable music library management software?

I'm looking for an application to play music files from my external hard drive/music library. However, there's a snag. [more inside]
posted by kungfujoe at 3:14 AM PST - 12 comments

How to respond to a bullying landlord

Another security deposit question with a twist. Landlord in California is holding deposit until she receives "payment" for unreturned DVDs - which I didn't borrow. Illegal. However, I didn't return the keys before I left on vacation to Thailand! [more inside]
posted by faux ami at 3:13 AM PST - 7 comments

What's the Latvian for "is this DSL and if it is can we do the whole wifi thing, and oh yes, what's in that locked box?"

How, exactly, am I connected to the Internet? This is in Latvia, by the way. [more inside]
posted by mdonley at 2:59 AM PST - 9 comments

Bah.

Where can I get tickets (2 preferably) for the New Yorker's Seth Rogen & Judd Apatow talk? [more inside]
posted by jne1813 at 1:19 AM PST - 1 comment

September 16

How do I learn to be as comfortable around guys as I am around girls?

Quiet, short, fat, female. Never been kissed, only been on one date in my life (now in my late 20s). I'd really like to know how to not be so afraid of men. I hope this question isn't too long. [more inside]
posted by Danila at 11:24 PM PST - 72 comments

Kitty Konundrum

KittyFilter: Help me find a feline friend! Lengthy background and requirements after the jump. [more inside]
posted by dantekgeek at 11:22 PM PST - 24 comments

What simple blog software should I use?

Help me choose a very simple blogging software! [more inside]
posted by sunimplodes at 11:21 PM PST - 8 comments

port arthur to new orleans?

driving from port arthur to new orleans for my wife's birthday. can anyone recommend craftsfolk, artisans, jewelry or clothing designers along the way which could provide "that special gift" i am trying to find her? im relying on the "hive mind's" sense of "cool." go for it! i'd love to be able to arrive in some small town, check out some small shop and miraculously have that perfect something waiting there for her. any ideas? food suggestions welcome, too.
posted by oigocosas at 10:52 PM PST - 5 comments

Source for Stella ad?

In Toronto, on the southeast corner of Bloor and Avenue Road/Queens Park, there's a Stella Artois/TIFF ad on a billboard that reads "Edited to perfection," with the image of a knife smoothing out the head of the beer. Anyone know which agency created the ad and/or how I would go about getting a copy (smaller, of course)?
posted by greatgefilte at 10:09 PM PST - 4 comments

Please help me find a specific atomic test picture.

Where can I find a picture that I saw a long time ago? It was a picture of an atomic bomb test with soldiers standing and watching the explosion silhouetted by the explosion.
posted by gnash at 10:05 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me put together a ghoulishly good Halloween mix cd!

Help me put together a ghoulishly good Halloween mix cd! [more inside]
posted by Roman Graves at 9:30 PM PST - 43 comments

“When the student is ready, the teacher will appear”

How can an older college student integrate with younger classmates? [more inside]
posted by Liosliath at 9:24 PM PST - 51 comments

Bootleg Management with WordPress?

WordPressFilter: Can I do something like this site with WordPress? [more inside]
posted by SansPoint at 8:24 PM PST - 8 comments

User auditing in Windows Server 2003?

Is there a way (or 3rd party application) to have Windows Server 2003 keep track of the number of logins in a computer lab? [more inside]
posted by crios at 8:15 PM PST - 5 comments

Full figured fender frustration

As wetter weather descends upon Oregon, I'm on the hunt for fenders for my Surly Karate Monkey. I'm running Schwalbe Big Apples for commuting. The Monkey is a 29er and these tires take up a lot of space! I need to find fenders that'll fit. What fender solution has worked for your 29er/Big Apple setup?
posted by Slacker Manager at 8:09 PM PST - 10 comments

Satallite TV

I have a dishtv satallite system. I have lost reception on one TV, the other tv get all the subscribed channels. I switched out the dual LNB but this failed to correct the problem, same issue one tv gets reception the other does not. I even installed a signal meter to the cables coming out of the satellite and I get a signal on one side and nothing on the other. Do you guys thing I have a defective dual LNB?
posted by Noodles at 7:55 PM PST - 6 comments

scared of the big leap

I'm on the brink of possibly changing my life. However, logistical and emotional issues are in the way. What on Earth should I do? (warning: More Inside is looooooong) [more inside]
posted by divabat at 7:40 PM PST - 22 comments

What is Prefuse 73 sampling?

In the song "Trains on Top of the Game" (from the album One Word Extinguisher), Prefuse 73 samples about 15 seconds of jingly music that sounds like it might have originally come from an arcade or something, although it doesn't quite sound like video game music. Where is it from? [more inside]
posted by flod at 7:33 PM PST - 2 comments

Anyone ever been "caught" using the handicapped stall?

Just out of morbid curiosity, has anyone ever been using the handicapped stall at a public restroom and actually got "caught" by a handicapped person? What did they say? Did you fight?
posted by Brandon1600 at 7:31 PM PST - 46 comments

What bit me?

Something just bit me! I just got a very painful insect bite or sting. I can' t find the culprit and I've bever been stung or bit by anything other than a mosquito, so I'm not sure if I should be worried. [more inside]
posted by ohio at 7:16 PM PST - 11 comments

Whistle -- now, what melody is that?

I have long contended that when people randomly whistle a tune, walking down the street or whatever, 9 times out of 10 they will be whistling a certain melody. I have no basis for this contention other than gut suspicion. My wife scoffs. [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 7:11 PM PST - 103 comments

best mobile broadband in your opinion?

of the mobile broadband services like sprint, verizon, etc, which one is best?
posted by irie1972 at 7:10 PM PST - 4 comments

Please help me to identify this plant

What is this houseplant? [more inside]
posted by cadge at 7:04 PM PST - 9 comments

Remarkable ice cream in Brooklyn?

I'm looking for really good ice cream in Brooklyn, NY. I'd be willing to cross the river for something extraordinary, but I'd like to focus on what's available in Brooklyn proper. Personal experience and recommendations are what I'm looking for, rather than a laundry list of places to try. [more inside]
posted by cocoagirl at 6:54 PM PST - 13 comments

Show me the Links!

Looking to parse an RSS feed and pull all the links out, and then turn links into a new feed. [more inside]
posted by bleucube at 6:14 PM PST - 6 comments

Repairing the A/C on my laptop?

How difficult is it to replace a laptop's cooling fans? [more inside]
posted by kraigory at 5:46 PM PST - 9 comments

san francisco couples counseling

Does anyone have any personal recommendations for a relationship therapist in/around San Francisco for a late-20-something hetero couple?
posted by anonymous at 5:44 PM PST - 1 comment

Tips/Tricks for dealing with the side-effects of a nearby skunking?

Barring nose plugs and closing windows, is there a way to eliminate the ambient skunk stench that's wafting into the house? [more inside]
posted by CKmtl at 5:37 PM PST - 9 comments

Retraining cat that pees inappropriately

My cat has started urinating in inappropriate spots in my house (and also my friend's house who was taking care of her and my other cat while I went through a move). I've read the threads here on dealing with urine smell, etc. But need more detailed advice about the process of RETRAINING. [more inside]
posted by zenpop at 5:21 PM PST - 13 comments

"Where do you get your pants?"

How to ask a co-worker where he buys his clothes? [more inside]
posted by mpls2 at 5:11 PM PST - 20 comments

Swallowing this much blood can't be healthy

How to deal with the anti-coagulating effects of Aspirin when it comes to nosebleeds? [more inside]
posted by Phire at 5:00 PM PST - 8 comments

I can has power to rebuild these earbuds?

I keep breaking the cables and plugs of my earphones. Can I repair them myself? [more inside]
posted by nowonmai at 4:45 PM PST - 10 comments

Is it inconsiderate/impolite to bring a meal from home into a resturant/cafe that you cook and prepare food for?

Is it inconsiderate/impolite to bring a meal from home into a resturant/cafe that you cook and prepare food for? [more inside]
posted by monkeyagent at 3:49 PM PST - 25 comments

Lost a 30D! But have hope.

Lost Camera! How can I search the 'net's for it? [more inside]
posted by sirliberal at 3:30 PM PST - 4 comments

Intelligent, clever, recent novel suggestions?

What are some intelligent, very clever (funny is OK, but not necessary) recent novels that are readable but not trashy? Think along the lines of Zadie Smith's White Teeth and Jonathan Safran Foer's Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Avoiding verbosity (Rushdie) and anachronism (The Great Gatsby, etc.), what's left? [more inside]
posted by stvspl at 3:07 PM PST - 52 comments

Difficult as ABC

ABC x D = BADC. What single numbers (1-9) do the letters represent? Is there any way to arrive at the answer (a) by logical deduction all the way rather than with some trial-and-error and (b) so that a 10-year-old can follow the logic? [more inside]
posted by londongeezer at 2:35 PM PST - 15 comments

Can't work means can't get paid

Help! I'm locked out of my work laptop! [more inside]
posted by Eideteker at 2:33 PM PST - 13 comments

How to compare currencies' subjective value?

I understand that trading between currencies is what sets their exchange value, but is there a standard way of determining how each currency feels to people living in each currency's native country/ies? [more inside]
posted by nobody at 2:30 PM PST - 4 comments

please advice on killing the "too much" factor.

Need for affection quite counterproductive - please advice on killing the "too much" factor. [more inside]
posted by Baud at 2:09 PM PST - 14 comments

How to find artistic Greek fonts?

I'm looking for artistic Greek fonts? [more inside]
posted by peripatew at 1:55 PM PST - 4 comments

Electromagnetism vs. The BBC

TV Signal Problem: Co-axial cable suffering EM interference (I think), and it only affects the good channels! [more inside]
posted by boosh at 1:55 PM PST - 6 comments

Psychology Blog Topics

I'm starting a psychology-related blog that will focus on reviewing interesting and socially relevant literature. If you were a visitor to this blog, what type of topics would you be most interested in reading? [more inside]
posted by charmston at 1:52 PM PST - 9 comments

Tickets to Carnival parade?

Rio Carnival Filter We're attending Carnival next year and would like to know the best way to get tickets to the parade at the Sambodromo. [more inside]
posted by spifl at 1:39 PM PST - 1 comment

In China, what (unique) challenges do the locals face in getting a good job?

In China, what (unique) challenges do the locals face in getting a good job? [more inside]
posted by gttommy at 1:34 PM PST - 7 comments

What's the sample that begins "Sept 16 Triple X Love! Love!"?

I bet you don't knowww.... Does anyone know what the reggae sample is that begins the Mountain Goat's "Sept 16 Triple X Love! Love!", off of the "Sweden" album? [more inside]
posted by 235w103 at 1:12 PM PST - 6 comments

Seeking info/guidance on Internet startup costs

We’re seeking advice on startup and ongoing costs specific to an Internet venture. We would really appreciate any advice/guidance at all. [more inside]
posted by boone at 12:56 PM PST - 23 comments

Rising From The Ashes...I Hope

How can I find memorabilia of any type for a long-defunct minor-league football team? Way back in the late 60s-early 70s, my father was in private practice in Phoenix, Arizona, and as a hobby he also was the owner/president of a minor-league football team, the Phoenix Blazers. [more inside]
posted by davidmsc at 12:40 PM PST - 7 comments

Help me buy a rain jacket in London

First time in London, forgot to bring a jacket. Staying in the Kensington area . Where can I buy a light rain jacket nearby? [more inside]
posted by falameufilho at 12:06 PM PST - 7 comments

Episode 954 of Melrose Place

What would you do if one member of your inner circle is screwing around on another member? Keep quiet? Spill the beans? [more inside]
posted by randomstriker at 11:55 AM PST - 43 comments

Mattress moving 101

How can I move my King sized bed? [more inside]
posted by beccaj at 11:48 AM PST - 9 comments

Why are some major websites suddenly not working on my computer?

Why are some major websites suddenly not working on my computer? [more inside]
posted by jordanian2 at 10:37 AM PST - 7 comments

Yo quiero parrilla!

Where do I find Salsas de Colombia in Los Estados Unidos? Hmmmmm, chimichurri. [more inside]
posted by 4Lnqvv at 10:34 AM PST - 0 comments

Where can I find a print?

Where can I find a copy of a print I saw on display in Alabama? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 10:26 AM PST - 2 comments

Academic rehab

I badly bungled my Political Science undergrad program, graduating with a GPA in the low 3's and a non-honours degree. I want to go to grad school in the same field. What are my options? (I'm in Canada). [more inside]
posted by pcameron at 10:23 AM PST - 20 comments

Seeking Enlightenment

Can someone give me the full lyrics of this UU hymn? [more inside]
posted by liberalintellect at 10:14 AM PST - 3 comments

Which LA area community college is right for me?

Film major looking to transfer to UCLA via the Los Angeles area community college system. Which school would be the best fit for me? [more inside]
posted by MiaWallace at 9:46 AM PST - 5 comments

I can't believe I'm writing a follow-up question!

Now what? I disputed a debt as a case of mistaken identity, but I'm still hearing from the credit agency! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:35 AM PST - 10 comments

I shit a worm

I have worms in my stomach and zero possibilities of seeing a doctor. Tell me what to do! (Graphic Details within) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:34 AM PST - 16 comments

Searching for Mantegna & Other Images online (Good Quality)

Good online quality images of the following pieces of Renaissance art. [more inside]
posted by trashcan at 9:27 AM PST - 5 comments

It's not you, dear country, it's me

Canada, Belgium, Iraq. What is so bad about countries breaking up? [more inside]
posted by gmarceau at 9:02 AM PST - 28 comments

Mystery Girl

Who did the original of this iconic girl? [more inside]
posted by bru at 8:36 AM PST - 7 comments

Give me a satellite feed, now!

Is there a version of stansdad.com for the show 24? Is there any place online that I can watch full episodes/seasons of 24? [more inside]
posted by milarepa at 7:40 AM PST - 8 comments

How do I become a business tycoon?

How do I become a business tycoon? [more inside]
posted by doppleradar at 7:28 AM PST - 22 comments

Making massive comparisons with PHP

PHP gurus - what's the most elegant way to display a variable bit of text on a website sidebar based on time-of-day and day-of-week? [more inside]
posted by jbickers at 7:13 AM PST - 8 comments

150 Channells and Nothing To Watch

Why is there never anything good on TV? More specifically, why is there not a movie channel that shows 3, 4, and 5 star movies 24-7? I have HBO, Showtime, Starz, etc. etc. and most of the time all of the movies are shiite. How hard is it to look at movie reviews from the past 40 years and pick out what to show? Is there some type of market / economic factors that I am not considering here? Is HBO bound to certain studios? What is going on here?
posted by jasondigitized at 6:22 AM PST - 23 comments

LotionQuest

Help me, a very picky consumer, find the perfect lotion. [more inside]
posted by sneakin at 5:43 AM PST - 17 comments

La-la-la means I love you.

Melancholy love songs required for an unusual playlist. More inside. [more inside]
posted by greytape at 12:52 AM PST - 49 comments

Rent - Now on Broadway (and 170th)

How can a freelancer with a decent but sporadic income convince someone in NYC to rent to him and not just point and laugh? [more inside]
posted by jake at 12:41 AM PST - 11 comments

Impromptu marriages for all! Annulments for some!

A large group (6-10) high school friends want to meet in Vegas for 4 days over new years. O' Hive mind, where can we get the best deal on airfare and a hotel on the strip? Please help as most of us are now exceedingly poor graduate students. [more inside]
posted by Large Marge at 12:37 AM PST - 8 comments

Extracurricular activities on my résumé?

RésuméFilter: What's the expiration date on extracurricular activities? [more inside]
posted by Riki tiki at 12:26 AM PST - 9 comments

Lo, who said it?

Who first said "Lo, how the mighty have fallen"?
posted by ottereroticist at 12:05 AM PST - 5 comments

September 15

Should I be hiring a patent lawyer?

Why did my casserole just shock me? [more inside]
posted by thebrokedown at 11:54 PM PST - 7 comments

All-Ages Nightlife in SF?

All-ages venues in SF for Sunday and Monday nights -- what are our options? Give me whatever you've got. [more inside]
posted by rossination at 10:50 PM PST - 6 comments

Dimming the lights on Broadway?

BroadwayFilter: My Google-fu is failing me... When did the tradition of dimming the marquee lights on Broadway in mourning or as a sign of respect begin? [more inside]
posted by Oriole Adams at 9:37 PM PST - 6 comments

What are stocks actually worth if they never pay dividends?

What intrinsic value does any stock have if it never pays any dividends and has no plans to ever do so? [more inside]
posted by pravit at 9:29 PM PST - 17 comments

Marrying my laptop to my LCD TV

New-fangled technology question: how do I connect the video-out on my laptop to my LCD TV? [more inside]
posted by CRM114 at 9:01 PM PST - 14 comments

Where can I find a calendar with group user sharing options?

Where can I find a web-based/cross-platform calendar that would allow a group of people to add events, but not modify other people's? [more inside]
posted by leptin at 6:36 PM PST - 3 comments

Software for construction

I am a contractor who specializes in Multi family apartment remodeling. Can anyone recommend an estimating software that is affordable and easy to use.
posted by hernandez5000 at 5:40 PM PST - 1 comment

Cheap, healthy places to catch a bite in London?

Cheap, healthy places to catch a bite in London? [more inside]
posted by ontic at 5:24 PM PST - 28 comments

The Laughing Song, But Not That Laughing Song.

This is one that's been bugging me forEVER. My guess is that it's just needledrop music, but it seems way too prevalent for that. But the song I'm looking for is the "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha/ho ho ho ho ho ho ho/hee hee hee hee hee hee hee/Haaa haaaa haaaa" one that seems to pop up a lot in Cartoons. [more inside]
posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me at 4:43 PM PST - 22 comments

What to do with smelly trash in the city?

City-living n00b: what do I do with smelly trash on the weekends? [more inside]
posted by olinerd at 4:21 PM PST - 21 comments

How to handle $$ for a child at college

So I have my first son going off to college in a couple of weeks...his room and board and tuition are taken care of, but how do I handle making available spending money for him...his history of budgeting, etc. is not all that great. Suggestions on how to make available money to a child away from college for his needs, but without an open spigot? It's been suggested that I give him no money, simply lay out what I will reimburse for...good idea, bad idea, other ideas? Really clueless on how to make sure he has money available for emergencies or non-school "stuff", but not wanting to think he has a blank check. Clueless in Oregon... thank you!
posted by america5 at 4:18 PM PST - 48 comments

Pleeeease help me figure out what film this is...

Anyone know what this anime feature length film is? It was produced in the late 70's/early 80's and it had a "Romeo and Juliet" plot. The King of Fire (?) and the Queen of the Sea (??) hate one another. The King has a son, the queen has a daughter. The son and daughter fall in love and can only be together after death, as steam.
posted by Vavuzi at 4:16 PM PST - 7 comments

Out, out, damn dust!

City dwellers! How do you dust? [more inside]
posted by minervous at 3:48 PM PST - 17 comments

Instant concentration enhancers?

I want to improve my reading and comprehension concentration for a few hours at a time using drugs/chemicals/foods only. Yes I believe you that meditation and exercise are the ideal solutions but I just want to be my usual averagely healthy self when Im not concentrating. I also don't care about negative short-term after-effects. [more inside]
posted by zaebiz at 3:42 PM PST - 13 comments

cooking with (mild) allergies

I have been diagnosed with a number of non-life-threatening food allergies and been told to avoid them as best possible. Please suggest recipes, substitutions, general tips, etc. Forbidden foods listed after the cut. [more inside]
posted by heeeraldo at 3:27 PM PST - 37 comments

Firewire connection problem?

I have an external hard drive that I'm unable write data to using the firewire connection. [more inside]
posted by anticlock at 3:00 PM PST - 5 comments

Can I put lemon juice on the Rosh Hashanah apples?

Rosh Hashanah questions: specific guidelines about apples and honey? [more inside]
posted by salvia at 2:50 PM PST - 18 comments

Screenshots of URLs from RSS feeds?

I'm looking for a tool that takes an RSS feed and makes a screen shot of every URL referenced therein. [more inside]
posted by Herr Fahrstuhl at 2:34 PM PST - 10 comments

What PC game will make me squeal with glee?

What is the most fun I can have with a PC and a gamepad? I'm looking for something reasonably modern (probably not more than 5 years old) and polished that delivers uncomplicated arcade style gameplay with the absolute minimum of fiddling about or frustration. [more inside]
posted by tomcooke at 2:21 PM PST - 17 comments

What's the ultimate digital rolodex-life-contact-birthdate-organizer application?

This year I’ve been trying to organize and digitize my life, and most importantly -- get rid of old stuff. Next on my list is creating an ultimate name-phone-number-birth-date-email-organizer-web rolodex. [more inside]
posted by jkl345 at 2:10 PM PST - 13 comments

Where to go drinking around Chinatown in Toronto?

Torontofilter: Nice chill yet not bland place to grab a few pints in the Dundas & Bathurst area tonite? [more inside]
posted by Ladysin at 2:04 PM PST - 13 comments

Webform problem

Advice on how to set up a webpage that has a dynamic form. [more inside]
posted by Jase_B at 1:53 PM PST - 8 comments

Hopefully not dead yet?

Without warning, my laptop suddenly turned off. [more inside]
posted by Pants! at 1:32 PM PST - 9 comments

Help my find a decent gym in the San Fernando Valley

Where can I go for a good workout in the San Fernando Valley? [more inside]
posted by fishmasta at 1:09 PM PST - 1 comment

relationship 101: why the hell did it end that way?

Help me understand and learn from a breakup that doesn't make much sense. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:22 PM PST - 25 comments

Any recommendations for IMAP e-mail hosting?

Any recommendations for paid IMAP e-mail hosting? [more inside]
posted by Ø at 11:31 AM PST - 11 comments

Questions about getting work programming PHP

Questions about getting freelance php work without a CS degree. [more inside]
posted by dial-tone at 11:21 AM PST - 12 comments

How to stop labels from falling off?

Help! My inlaws are hosting a cousin's wedding this afternoon. We want to chill the white wine before dinner, but don't want the labels to fall off in the ice water. We don't have enough room in the fridge for all the wine, so that isn't an option. Any ideas (short of sticking each bottle in a plastic bag) on how to stop the labels from falling off? Also, we're planning on chilling the wine for 1 hour and then putting them on the tables 30 minutes before dinner...will that be enough to have the wine at the right temperature? Thanks in advance for your timely and helpful answers.
posted by ms.v. at 11:12 AM PST - 20 comments

Blogging Protection and Copyright

My blog is beginning to be somewhat successful, and after finding my content in various places without attribution I'm a little nervous. I'm using Wordpress, hosted somewhere else... What sort of steps should I be taking to protect my content? I've certainly no problem with people quoting a bit, etc. but I take a dim view of someone reposting an entire article with new ads, etc. I'm aware that a lot of sites simply steal and make use of your feeds - anyway to stop that short of not having full feeds? Also, what sort of copyright notice should I be employing that both protects me and separates me from any comments people may make? Thanks!
posted by Gideon at 10:36 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me crochet without getting a headache

Crochet filter: I can read and follow symbol patterns, but not so much with the written instructions. I need advice or, better yet, symbol-centric websites and books. [more inside]
posted by dogmom at 10:36 AM PST - 3 comments

Looking for an iPod car kit

iPhone car kit that does hands free calls, and plays my music, who's got it?
posted by davidstith at 10:28 AM PST - 2 comments

Seeking advice on choosing (or not choose) between a therapist and a psychiatrist.

I need help deciding whether to continue seeing my psychologist (who i really like) and see a psychiatrist (who I also really like) for med management, or see the psychiatrist for both therapy and med management? Also, does anyone have experience with Harvard Pilgrim HMO's mental health benefits? [more inside]
posted by Soulbee at 10:24 AM PST - 9 comments

Dell + Vista + DSL = WTF

Why can I only browse certain web-sites with my Dell PC (Windows Vista Home Premium) and my DSL High Speed Internet (Bell Sympatico)? [more inside]
posted by mcroy at 10:19 AM PST - 17 comments

What's odd in Chapel Hill / Durham / Carrboro, NC?

What are some of the coolest/oddest things to photograph in the Chapel Hill / Durham / Carrboro, NC area? I'm looking to do a photography project with no human subjects, and want to highlight the weirdest stuff I can find in the area. Things like Clyde Jones's Critters, the old concrete hippo in Bolin Creek, the doll-head car, even the grout-pun men's room on campus... the more minute, obscure, and odd, the better. Ugly is A-OK. I'll photo landmarks, graffiti, vehicles, abandoned things, and maybe even Mark Jacobson, since I don't think he counts as a human subject. Nothing is too stupid to photograph, as long as it's reasonably accessible to the public. I'll head to Durham, Orange, and northern Chatham Co. in search of the bizarre, the off-center, and the just-plain-idiotic.
posted by RossWhite at 10:16 AM PST - 13 comments

The ongoing search for the perfect lingerie

Help me find the bra worn by the ever-fabulous Dita Von Teese in this (somewhat NSFW) photo. [more inside]
posted by you're a kitty! at 9:58 AM PST - 14 comments

Sites and phones in Seoul

Seoul for a day, and... should I buy a mobile phone there? [more inside]
posted by RandlePatrickMcMurphy at 9:56 AM PST - 7 comments

Recommendations for good to great rock n roll concert dvds

Can the HiveMind recommend some good rock 'n' roll live concert DVDs? [more inside]
posted by psmealey at 8:07 AM PST - 39 comments

What Injet Printer is most affordable to operate?

I have to go out right away and an inkjet printer for a college student. What affordable ($80-$150?) printer should I buy that is also economical to operate? [more inside]
posted by 14580 at 7:54 AM PST - 17 comments

Itchy ears

Earrings hurt and itch--what to do? I have a new pair of pearl earrings with 14k gold posts. They--alone among all my other earrings--hurt and itch literally within minutes of putting them in. I really love these earrings--is there anything I can do? I've heard that coating with clear nail polish might help, but I've also heard that it might not.
posted by pipti at 7:46 AM PST - 15 comments

DIY Neutral Density filter?

Photography: How to make your own DIY Neutral Density filter? [more inside]
posted by sidereal at 7:18 AM PST - 10 comments

How can I prevent potential employers from getting spooked by a less-than-friendly job termination?

CollegeJobFilter: I have recently left one college job on less than friendly terms with my employer, but not necessarily of my own fault. How can I reconcile this with my resume? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:13 AM PST - 10 comments

Noncompete clause?

Noncompete clause? Will I not be allowed to work in my field for an entire year? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:12 AM PST - 16 comments

Operation Learn about Operations!

NewJobFilter: I'm a programmer with some phone interviews next week that I'd like to be prepared for. I'm up for some non-senior coding positions on site reliability, infrastructure and operations teams with a few different top ten internet companies. Any tips on what I should brush up on before I'm on the phone with some expert? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:12 AM PST - 3 comments

wish I knew

Booth Tarkington wrote: "There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink. " What is the other?
posted by bashos_frog at 6:41 AM PST - 8 comments

How to spice up a gift exchange?

Ideas for twist on traditional holiday gift exchange? [more inside]
posted by FergieBelle at 6:34 AM PST - 10 comments

Google Web History and privacy

Google's personalized search and privacy question: [more inside]
posted by IndigoRain at 2:21 AM PST - 4 comments

looking for a sign

Is there a symbol for the phrase "and/or"? [more inside]
posted by jak68 at 12:48 AM PST - 19 comments

September 14

a german publisher wants to buy a flickr photo from my mom!

a german textbook publisher wants to buy a photo from my canadian mother! [more inside]
posted by klanawa at 11:00 PM PST - 7 comments

Can the hive mind get the scratch out of my aviator shades?

I have a pair of cheapo aviator sunglasses that I love. Any way I can get the scratch out of the lens? [more inside]
posted by paddingtonb at 10:01 PM PST - 2 comments

Videogame design program collection development

Hypothetically, if you had $10,000 to build a library collection to support a videogame design/animation program, what items would include? [more inside]
posted by foxinthesnow at 9:57 PM PST - 7 comments

throwing people into an Iowa asylum

Iowa & mental health: What can someone do if they're threatened with being admitted for psychiatric reasons against their will? What happens? Does it really only take two other people signing a document? Is threatening someone with this a crime? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:05 PM PST - 18 comments

How to get rid of some poppers?

How to dispose of unwanted poppers (amyl nitrite)? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:05 PM PST - 19 comments

Dual monitors and remote access. Not what you think.

Dual monitor/remote access/I'm a moronFILTER: Accessing a desktop machine that used to have a dual monitor setup but now has none. [more inside]
posted by wile e at 8:39 PM PST - 14 comments

How accurate are CGI characters rendered?

Have there been any CGI films rendered with enough fidelity that a skilled lip-reader could follow the dialogue?
posted by sonofslim at 8:37 PM PST - 5 comments

What is it? A Japanese Comic Book? Or something else?

We found this comic book (or whatever it is) in the house among the previous owners' things. It was in a box of papers from the 1930's and 1940's but I can't guarantee that it is as old as that. I scanned the cover and a few pages, but cannot read Japanese. It's as thick as a copy of Wired Magazine (many pages). Any ideas?
posted by jeanmari at 8:34 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me list the world's unexplained mysteries

I need a list of "unexplained mysteries" for a group theme costume. What else is there besides UFOs, Bermuda Triangle, Nessie, etc.? [more inside]
posted by chippie at 8:17 PM PST - 32 comments

How do I give myself Spock eyebrows?

How do I give myself Spock eyebrows? [more inside]
posted by RobotHero at 8:02 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me get rid of a dead PDA w/data

I have an old Palm Tungsten C that I fried when I plugged it in in Kenya with a bad converter. I could never use it again, couldn't even turn it on, ever. I want to dispose of it, but there *was* sensitive data on it before it fried. Can you help me with the a) most enviro-friendly and b) data protective way of disposing of it?
posted by tristeza at 7:17 PM PST - 4 comments

Hero/Villain or Hero/Sidekick costume pairings?

HalloweenFilter: This year's party is "Heroes and Villains"-themed, and my fiance and I would like to be either a hero/sidekick pair or a classic hero/villain pair. [more inside]
posted by chudmonkey at 7:09 PM PST - 48 comments

Love/Hate relationship with my cat, the root of all evil

Does anyone have suggestions on how to deal with a cat that is evil? [more inside]
posted by bolognius maximus at 6:06 PM PST - 35 comments

Very Specific Character's Job Title?

Help me ascertain the correct job title for a character I’m writing who deals in high stakes international finance. Difficulty level: I have a limited understanding about stocks, bonds, or securities. [more inside]
posted by np312 at 5:53 PM PST - 8 comments

A good kind of freaky...

OK, I've been relatively tired and achy all the time, but all at once... [more inside]
posted by wafaa at 5:33 PM PST - 16 comments

We were sold a Money Pit.

We got absolutely screwed by the guy who sold us our house. Can you suggest some recourse? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:03 PM PST - 32 comments

What is this amazing drink?

A bartender made me an awesome drink that had basil, cucumber, strawberries, and (white?) rum in it. What was it? [more inside]
posted by mustcatchmooseandsquirrel at 4:46 PM PST - 12 comments

Batman's Boner

There exists a website that features an array of strange comic covers and interiors such as Jimmy Olsen dressing in drag; Superboy getting paddled; Batman and Joker talking about boners and pulling boners....apologies for the sophomoric humor...It was/is a pretty popular and known site but i am not finding it. Any ideas?
posted by snap_dragon at 4:45 PM PST - 2 comments

How do we help a 17 year old kicked out of the house?

How do we help a 17 year old kicked out of the house get his property and identification? [more inside]
posted by Leenie at 4:35 PM PST - 17 comments

Was the coin even important?

Help me identify a movie I barely remember. Coins, pools, abandoned houses, and maybe a war? [more inside]
posted by cmyk at 4:32 PM PST - 9 comments

Complicated Prenup Advice

Help with a complicated pre-nup, please. [more inside]
posted by nursegracer at 4:16 PM PST - 4 comments

house a vs house b, cage match!

A tale of two houses: House owned by agency A - our first choice in a rental. House owned by agency B - our second, but still cool choice. We've been offered House B (small applause). House A, however, is being held up in the approval process, because my boyfriend's old landlord wont verify that he rented from them. Guess who the landlord is? [more inside]
posted by fillsthepews at 4:01 PM PST - 8 comments

Instruct me in the ancient art of SBDs.

Instruct me in the ancient art of SBDs. [more inside]
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 3:41 PM PST - 14 comments

Help me increase my "good" cholesterol

What has worked (in your personal experience) to raise your "good cholesterol" or HDL? [more inside]
posted by exceptinsects at 3:33 PM PST - 14 comments

Fun places/ways to get a workout in NYC?

I'm a young woman in New York City, looking for a way to get in shape. (I'm not grossly out of shape now, but a year at a sedentary office job has taken a toll.) Running got boring. I've done the gym thing before and it's fine, but I'd like to find something new to get into: yoga, a martial art, a form of dance, kick-boxing. I'm open. I'd like to find a good place (a really homey yoga or martial arts studio, for example), in lower Manhattan (within the ambit of Union Square would be great) or possibly Williamsburg. Any suggestions on activities and/or places?
posted by toomuchkatherine at 3:25 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me find a Prohibition-era photo of wine bottles.

Help me find a United States Prohibition-era photograph showing a wine bottle of each size, from a standard bottle all the way up to a Nebuchadnezzar. [more inside]
posted by Brian James at 2:57 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me plan my wedding weekend....and it's not what you think.

My SO and I were engaged & planning our wedding. I called off the wedding in July, and my SO and I broke up. All of the messy details have been (mostly) taken care of. Now my "wedding weekend" is two weeks away & I have no idea how to spend it. [more inside]
posted by good for you! at 2:57 PM PST - 17 comments

What song is featured in the trailer for Tyler Perry's Why Did I get Married?

(What song is that filter) My googleability is not working. What is the opening song on this trailer for Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?" [more inside]
posted by narebuc at 2:54 PM PST - 4 comments

Is 80s MIDI gear still useable now?

i happened upon an old Korg Poly 800 synth (vintage 80s!). i understand it is one of the earlier MIDI synths--but i don't really grog MIDI. what additional cables/equipment will i need to use it to control the many possible sounds i see in garageband on my macbook?
posted by garfy3 at 2:53 PM PST - 14 comments

How can I quickly identify a lot of company blogs?

When I try to search for keywords that I think a company blog might use, the hits tend to be posts that are about the keywords, but are not necessarily corporate in nature. Then I have to slog through tons of false positives to find the occasional useful link. Is there a smarter, faster way to find a bunch of company blogs? [more inside]
posted by kiwitobes at 2:41 PM PST - 2 comments

Where are the armchair detectives on the Internet?

Where are the armchair detectives on the Internet? [more inside]
posted by cda at 2:40 PM PST - 7 comments

Know any business or industry-specific emoticons?

Do you know any new industry-specific emoticons used in business settings? I'm looking for ASCII style, not animated. [more inside]
posted by faunafrailty at 2:37 PM PST - 3 comments

How to recover Outlook Notes without Outlook

How can I recover data in Outlook Notes without having Outlook? [more inside]
posted by Ironmouth at 2:12 PM PST - 3 comments

Help me bypass the great firewall of China?

I'm having trouble with people accessing my server from within China. Maybe you can help me bypass the great firewall? [more inside]
posted by escher at 1:51 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me find a good, Seattle area, therapist for dealing with anxiety disorders and panic attacks.

Help me find a good, Seattle area, therapist for dealing with anxiety disorders and panic attacks. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:43 PM PST - 3 comments

Need a divorce lawyer in WA.

I'm looking for a good divorce attorney in Washington state. There are no child custody issues, but the property division and/or alimony could be complicated.
posted by anonymous at 1:42 PM PST - 1 comment

My anti-yeast infection diet makes me sleepy

I am on a no-sugar/very low-sugar diet to help combat a yeast infection. My diet consists of fish, a little bit of yogurt, good fats, and leafy greens and other non-starchy, non-sweet vegetables. Since I started it I crash every afternoon at exactly 2:00--right at the beginning of a class. How can I avoid this without resorting to coffee or high-glycemic foods? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:42 PM PST - 11 comments

Depression or personaity flaws?

How should I feel if my antidepressants are working? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:42 PM PST - 24 comments

My toaster went fritzzz

I'm looking for the perfect toaster, which to me means small, chrome, and simple. Any ideas?
posted by partner at 1:37 PM PST - 14 comments

Check it out: Windjammer bank checks

Random question about some 1980s bank checks, probably called the Windjammer series. [more inside]
posted by GaelFC at 1:37 PM PST - 1 comment

Humor analysts say the darndest things, at least they used to.

Lost comic: Humor Analysts Say The Darndest Things. (or something) [more inside]
posted by Eothele at 1:35 PM PST - 5 comments

Music to

What other artists do a good job picking up the Steely Dan style? [more inside]
posted by hodyoaten at 1:31 PM PST - 14 comments

Novels starring real people

What good, recent novels depict the lives of actual, once-living people? [more inside]
posted by annabellee at 1:28 PM PST - 29 comments

Identify artwork in "Possible Worlds"

Help me identify artwork shown in the movie, "Possible Worlds" [more inside]
posted by indigo4963 at 12:28 PM PST - 5 comments

Should I buy a used rental car?

UsedCarFilter: Is buying used from a rental car company, specifically Enterprise, a good idea? First hand experiences appreciated. [more inside]
posted by Cogito at 12:18 PM PST - 26 comments

Help me find a plus-size black, lace dress to wear as a bridesmaid dress.

I need help locating a bridesmaid dress for my sister's wedding. There are a few constraints, but basically I'm searching for a plus-size, a-line, black, lace dress. [more inside]
posted by tastybrains at 12:02 PM PST - 31 comments

How do you pronounce stressed them?

How do you pronounce them when it's stressed? For instance, "Don't give it to me, give it to THEM." [more inside]
posted by Inigo Jones at 12:00 PM PST - 58 comments

Global Negociated asynchronous calenders?

Looking for a web based calendar service that allows me to set n blocks of time on my schedule for phone interviews. Interviewees each get to pick exactly one block from the remaining slots available, until all blocks are filled. [more inside]
posted by |n$eCur3 at 11:43 AM PST - 1 comment

Are check numbers once-only?

Can I use the same check numbers twice? [more inside]
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 11:42 AM PST - 10 comments

Thinking of buying a new Dustbuster

Which Dustbuster should I buy? [more inside]
posted by Tnuocca at 11:38 AM PST - 7 comments

I want to go somewhere and I don't care where.

Do any of the airfare search websites allow extremely broad searches? [more inside]
posted by J-Garr at 11:21 AM PST - 6 comments

Why didn't I think of that!

I want to find the name of a company I heard about on NPR. They sell framed words made out of photographs of things that look like letters. [more inside]
posted by anonymous78 at 11:08 AM PST - 8 comments

What does a band sound like?

I need help writing a bio for an indie band. [more inside]
posted by xo at 11:07 AM PST - 18 comments

French speakers: nuances in translating this phrase?

French speakers: nuances in translating this phrase? [more inside]
posted by lorimer at 11:04 AM PST - 8 comments

Censoring Aduio in Quicktime

How can I censor the audio in an .avi file using Quicktime Pro? [more inside]
posted by Smarson at 10:54 AM PST - 6 comments

A clean, well-lighted, extremely tiny space

Capsule hotels in North America? [more inside]
posted by the dief at 10:49 AM PST - 7 comments

How do I convince my boss that I can do two jobs?

Asking for my husband: How do I convince my boss to let me do two jobs? [more inside]
posted by orangemiles at 10:45 AM PST - 8 comments

Classics of 1980s, 1990s, 2000s.

Classic Novel filter : What would be considered classics in 1980s, 1990s, 2000s? Must reads? [more inside]
posted by boyinmiami at 10:30 AM PST - 37 comments

Help me teach people how to be commission members.

Good Citizenship Filter: How to be a good planning commissioner. [more inside]
posted by stormygrey at 10:29 AM PST - 9 comments

Olympic fever.

How do I buy tickets in Phase 2 of the Beijing Olympics when I have plenty of Chinese friends, but I'm not a Chinese national? [more inside]
posted by aherdofturtles at 10:25 AM PST - 2 comments

Why is my energy bill so high?

How do I find out if my landlord is scamming me on energy? [more inside]
posted by AceRock at 10:09 AM PST - 18 comments

Does this tailor really exist?

I've heard rumors that there's a talented Chinese bespoke tailor that comes to SF and books a meeting room where he takes orders and measurements. He then flies back to China (or possibly it was Hong Kong) and assembles the suits. A month or two later, when the suit is completed, he ships it to the customer. Supposedly this man makes a superior quality product for a reasonable price. [more inside]
posted by lekvar at 10:09 AM PST - 25 comments

English high court ruling on commercial paper

The English High Court issued a ruling yesterday (September 13) regarding a commercial paper conduit that ended up in receivership in England. Where can I find the ruling? [more inside]
posted by taliaferro at 10:03 AM PST - 4 comments

The better Chicago hotel?

Which Chicago hotel is most appropriate for important business visitors? [more inside]
posted by who squared at 9:33 AM PST - 9 comments

A few general questions on hiring a part-time employee

I'm a one-person website development company. Things have been getting busy lately so I'm thinking about hiring my first part-time employee. This is new to me, so I'm looking for some advice. [more inside]
posted by jpep at 9:26 AM PST - 11 comments

Wiki for Writing Books?

Is there wiki software that is specifically designed for writing books? By "book" I mean a long piece of writing designed to be read from start to finish, possibly broken up into chapters, and possibly with a TOC at the start and index at the end. [more inside]
posted by alms at 9:23 AM PST - 6 comments

My Mazda won't chill out

Need help troubleshooting automotive A/C issue. [more inside]
posted by punkfloyd at 8:48 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me find again a famous quote about design.

I remember reading somewhere a quote, perhaps from a famous architect or designer, which described how most of the designer's work is striving to achieve a certain elusive and trascendent "quality", being a designer myself I found it very inspirational but, in zen-like fashion, I forgot about the exact wording of it, and whose it was.
posted by _dario at 8:47 AM PST - 8 comments

How fried is my drive?

Is my USB hard drive recoverable? Due to some bad wiring on my part, one of my USB ports rendered my external hard drive useless. [more inside]
posted by adverb at 8:45 AM PST - 6 comments

Website editing and updating revision tracking

I need a tool that does website editing and updating revision tracking, meaning whenever a change is published to the website, a record of the change is recorded in some way. [more inside]
posted by chlorus at 8:30 AM PST - 7 comments

Find the Unix Magic artwork.

Unix-poster-filter. Help me locate the original of an artwork... [more inside]
posted by bitmage at 8:30 AM PST - 7 comments

low-rise pants?

Anyone know a brand that makes low-rise bootcut chinos? I can find jeans in that style but not khakis.
posted by rsol44 at 8:11 AM PST - 4 comments

USB Flash Drive Software Protection

My company sells commercial software. We would like to make our solution available on a USB flash drive. I'm looking for manufactures/solutions that can help us solve our problems . . . [more inside]
posted by dhacker at 8:08 AM PST - 7 comments

How to get password out of Firefox on old hard drive?

How can I get a saved password out of Firefox on an old hard drive, connected to the computer via USB? [more inside]
posted by jesirose at 8:08 AM PST - 5 comments

Please Jiminy, I want to be a real blog!

So in my reckless youth, i created a blog-style resource for gay/les/bi teens to get information on books to read on the subject. (self-link for the purposes of the question). Now i'd would like to convert it into an actual honest-to-god wordpress-backed blog. Is there any way i can make this a more automated process than having to copy and paste each pseudo-entry into an entry of its own. I guess i'm asking for some kind of screen scraper that can output XML or RSS that isn't superduper hard/expensive for this project. I'm sure this is laugh-out-loud simple, but I haven't had any luck finding worthwhile solutions that arent $1500 SQL-enhanced extravaganzae.
posted by softlord at 8:01 AM PST - 6 comments

Do I need a power adapter in Brazil (from US)?

Friend is going to Brazil for a month with a normal US laptop. Are there any power/ethernet issues we should be aware of? Special adapters we need to purchase so the laptop can charge and connect to the Internet?
posted by jmd82 at 7:55 AM PST - 3 comments

I weep for my pan

In a moment of epic dumbassery, I turned on the wrong burner this morning and managed to melt part of a spatula to an $80 calphalon fry pan. If it wasn't coated, I'd just use steel wool. Is there any way to get the melted plastic off? How fucked am I? Can I heat it up again? If so, how should I do it?
posted by klangklangston at 7:48 AM PST - 14 comments

Tailored shirts from Hong Kong

Tailored shirts from Hong Kong. Recommendations? Prices? Shipping charges? Speed of delivery? Experiences good / bad? [more inside]
posted by ZenMasterThis at 6:55 AM PST - 6 comments

Recommend an affordable and good 2-3 person tent in the UK

Recommend an affordable and good 2-3 person tent in the UK [more inside]
posted by adrianhon at 6:19 AM PST - 7 comments

Places to go in the Milwaukee area?

I have a friend visiting the Milwaukee area from Peru. She will be here for a number of months, so I would like to spend time showing her the local sites. I'm looking for recommendations on places to go that would represent the local culture. [more inside]
posted by mcarthey at 5:37 AM PST - 30 comments

Software Engineer with nowhere to go?

Am I limiting my future job prospects by staying in my current job? If I'm not, what did you do with yourself to move up in the ranks when you started as a programmer? [more inside]
posted by yellowbkpk at 4:58 AM PST - 7 comments

The sharing of the files; make it so.

Small office Networking, hardware/software recommendations please. Sort of long, sorry! [more inside]
posted by TomMelee at 4:31 AM PST - 2 comments

How can I put certain webpages on a separate webserver from the rest of the site?

How do I/Can I put certain directories (and pages) on a separate webserver from the rest of the site? [more inside]
posted by Hartster at 4:06 AM PST - 5 comments

Scratch my Bjork itch

Shameless fangirls and boys, or plain old online music experts: can you help me find this elusive B-side Bjork single online? [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 3:07 AM PST - 14 comments

Music for writing academic works in a frenzy

Music for writing academic works in a frenzy [more inside]
posted by Anything at 2:59 AM PST - 14 comments

September 13

Klipsch Promedia vs Logitech z-2300

Logitech Z-2300 or Klipsch Promedia 2.1? [more inside]
posted by bigspoon at 11:32 PM PST - 11 comments

PO Box Business Out of State

PO Box Businesses [more inside]
posted by rougy at 10:09 PM PST - 3 comments

Help understanding Aubrey/Maturin Series by Patrick O'Brian.

I am seeking recommendations for Reference Books/Companions to the Aubrey/Maturin Series by Patrick O'Brian. [more inside]
posted by Francophone at 10:04 PM PST - 19 comments

Name this mid 90's movie with Tori Amos song

Tori Amos did a song "Butterfly" that was on a movie soundtrack that came out in the mid-90's. Does anyone know the name of that movie? You can see the video of the song here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFuqJEe0Uqs
posted by healthyliving at 9:12 PM PST - 3 comments

Are there any family-friendly PS3 games?

I'm buying a Playstation 3, but I want to include at least one game that my girlfriend will also enjoy. The Wii seems to be more kid- and girl-friendly. Is there a non-RPG, non-sports PS3 game that is "fun for the whole family?"
posted by jackypaper at 8:29 PM PST - 23 comments

What do you consider to be proper gum-chewing etiquette?

What do you consider to be proper gum-chewing etiquette? [more inside]
posted by LecheFresca at 8:25 PM PST - 24 comments

Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo...

I need a very short note translated into Latin, can you help me? [more inside]
posted by Ian A.T. at 8:15 PM PST - 11 comments

how good are the cheap seats at an NFL game?

Please help me decide which seats to buy for a Dallas Cowboys home game. [more inside]
posted by popechunk at 7:50 PM PST - 10 comments

I want my old rental rate back

Can I get my old rental rate back if my roommate moves? [more inside]
posted by missmle at 7:39 PM PST - 7 comments

How reliable is the Q?

How reliable is the Q? [more inside]
posted by PaintMeRed9 at 7:34 PM PST - 8 comments

How did the shuttle Tydirium get its name?

How did the shuttle Tydirium get its name?
posted by djacobs at 7:21 PM PST - 9 comments

What can we make lots of little Stevenson Screens out of?

Handy people: What's a good way to make lots of small, Stevenson Screen type things on the cheap and easy? [more inside]
posted by Jimbob at 6:55 PM PST - 10 comments

Any trouble with bike equipment on board?

Am I going to have any trouble carrying my bike helmet on an airplane? [more inside]
posted by iguanapolitico at 6:43 PM PST - 7 comments

What types of furniture help with clutter?

Are there furniture options that will help declutter a house? [more inside]
posted by cptspalding at 6:41 PM PST - 19 comments

How do I pitch a TV show for the Travel Channel?

How do you pitch a TV show idea, particularly if it's unsolicited? [more inside]
posted by DoctorFedora at 6:33 PM PST - 9 comments

Did I Trojan Myself?

It is possible that I programmed a virus by mistake? [more inside]
posted by sudasana at 6:30 PM PST - 12 comments

Bachelorette party in Savannah, GA!

Bachelorette party in Savannah, GA! Bar & restaurant recommendations? [more inside]
posted by chiababe at 6:11 PM PST - 6 comments

SMB through ICS?

Windows File Sharing through Internet Connection Sharing: There are a few computers on my home wireless network, connected to a belkin wireless router. All of these computers can see all the others using Windows SMB file sharing - so far so good. Here's where it gets tricky: [more inside]
posted by nervestaple at 6:10 PM PST - 2 comments

Is a Toshiba Portege tough enough?

Is a Toshiba Portege R500 just too light and delicate for mobile use? What else should I consider? [more inside]
posted by Idcoytco at 6:02 PM PST - 7 comments

Free Podcast Host Needed

Please recommend a free Podcast hosting service. [more inside]
posted by SlyBevel at 5:40 PM PST - 6 comments

How do you punctuate zeugma?

How do you punctuate an elliptical sentence structure? 1) Paul ate the tuna casserole; Mary, the taco salad. OR 2) Paul ate the tuna casserole, Mary the taco salad. I'm feeling frustrated that I'm coming across many published examples that I find confusing to read!
posted by SMP at 5:25 PM PST - 39 comments

SD card doesn't work just in Win XP?

My 2Gb SD card stopped working under Windows, works with the camera and Ubuntu, what's the problem? [more inside]
posted by tseo at 5:20 PM PST - 15 comments

Best way to make a car-cam and (hopefully) avoid police malfeasance

What is the best way to make a car-mounted camera system, a la Brett Darrow? [more inside]
posted by bulanjing at 5:12 PM PST - 4 comments

3 nights in Tokyo, where should I eat? Where must I eat?

3 nights in Tokyo, where should I eat? Where must I eat? [more inside]
posted by Mr. Ugh at 4:49 PM PST - 22 comments

Automator-filter: Help me redact!

How do I automate image redaction with Automator? [more inside]
posted by rabbitsnake at 4:47 PM PST - 5 comments

Where can I return bottles in New York City?

Where can I return bottles in New York City? [more inside]
posted by oaf at 4:29 PM PST - 8 comments

How do YOU use the '?

I have a friend named James, I'd like to know how to spell James's name. [more inside]
posted by Cosine at 4:00 PM PST - 36 comments

How long does it take to send a fax?

Does it take longer to fax a full page of text compared to just a single line of text? And if so, is it a significant amount of time? Or are all faxes equal?
posted by Mrs. Buck Turgidson at 3:59 PM PST - 6 comments

How to avoid software bartering scams on Craigslist

Can someone explain the "I will exchange for new, boxed software" scam on Craigslist to me? [more inside]
posted by jimray at 3:55 PM PST - 23 comments

Help me remember a young-adult alternate future novel from 1990-ish!

Another "What book was it?!" question. Inside: Alternate futures, "gargoyles", skyscrapers and a reversion to feudal living. [more inside]
posted by GilloD at 3:51 PM PST - 22 comments

Can I cook devilled kidneys with pig's kidneys?

Can I cook Devilled Kidneys with Pig's Kidneys? [more inside]
posted by prentiz at 3:49 PM PST - 1 comment

Help me find a voice to rip-off

Looking for a narrator for a voice project. Who should they sound like? [more inside]
posted by Ziggurat at 2:57 PM PST - 16 comments

Huge tranny problem in my neighborhood?

[Mechanicfilter] My truck is 'hard shifting'. Any mechanically minded MeFiers not emotionally attached to some advice? [more inside]
posted by Totally Zanzibarin' Ya at 2:38 PM PST - 7 comments

Info on a rock band from the 60s

Info on a rock band called The Others circa 1960. They played out of upstate New York and NYC. Their drummer was Ken Carman.
posted by paulinsanjuan at 2:37 PM PST - 4 comments

Mac Diagnosis

MacFilter: Diagnosing a spinning-beach-ball of Death on a Mac. [more inside]
posted by vacapinta at 1:57 PM PST - 6 comments

Looking for a book set in the Wild East

I have this book craving but I really don't know where to start, I just know what I want: urban, cold and miserable - and its set in Russia ( or some Eastern European State ). [more inside]
posted by mrgreyisyelling at 1:40 PM PST - 33 comments

What date is the macworld keynote?

I'm trying to plan a trip to Macworld but can't find the date of the keynote. Is it always on monday?
posted by gtr at 1:11 PM PST - 3 comments

How much would YOU pay for Microsuck.com?

I'm thinking of putting my once-great anti-Microsoft advocacy website up for sale. But should I even bother? [more inside]
posted by CommonSense at 12:11 PM PST - 21 comments

How to renew my drivers' license from abroad?

How can I renew my American drivers' license when I'm out of the country and not coming back anytime soon? [more inside]
posted by xanthippe at 11:42 AM PST - 13 comments

Help me terminate my mic

Help an audio noob find the right piece for an unterminated microphone. [more inside]
posted by starman at 11:29 AM PST - 6 comments

It felt like I cheated...

How do I solve this puzzle mathematically, rather than programmatically? [more inside]
posted by anomie at 11:27 AM PST - 13 comments

I want to roam free from my desk.

What's it like to have a laptop as your only computer? [more inside]
posted by MsMolly at 11:13 AM PST - 63 comments

Help me learn to live with Vista

Help me learn to live with Vista. Tips, modifications, downloads sought. [more inside]
posted by Mozzie at 10:59 AM PST - 11 comments

In which store can I buy an high-end PC laptop in Denver?

In which store can I buy an high-end PC laptop in Denver? [more inside]
posted by remcobron at 10:23 AM PST - 10 comments

Worry about my car tail lights or not?

Should I worry about my car tail lights or not? I have a 98 Saturn station wagon (150K+ miles, I've owned it all this time) and today when I took it in for inspection, they told me the brake lights - in fact, all the tail lights - weren't working. Then, 30 seconds later, they worked fine. [more inside]
posted by mygothlaundry at 10:23 AM PST - 12 comments

oh hai, i needs to builds webforms, pls, thx.

Good tutorial(s) for learning how to build web forms? [more inside]
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 10:05 AM PST - 6 comments

I'm looking for a secure, reliable subversion service and hoping for recommendations.

I'm looking for a secure, reliable subversion service and hoping for recommendations. [more inside]
posted by theNonsuch at 9:52 AM PST - 10 comments

Please stop my phone ringing with gmail.

I'm aware this might be really obvious, but I need a quick answer - why are my gmail messages suddenly also coming to me in text messages on my cell? [more inside]
posted by Ash3000 at 9:40 AM PST - 8 comments

How do you explain God, death, and infinity to a 5-year old?

How do you explain God, death, and infinity to a 5-year old? Please recommend a book or online resource for explaining philosophy, existentialism, and other abstract concepts to a young child not yet capable of abstract cognitions. [more inside]
posted by jujube at 9:38 AM PST - 47 comments

Hot to create an empty Windows Profile?

Is there any way to create a new Windows profile with nothing installed just like when you install WIndows from scratch? I need to create a profile that loads faster and don't open resident programs like antivirus, IMs, etc; I want it to quickly see movies without wait everything to load and reduce battery consumption.
posted by Leech at 9:37 AM PST - 6 comments

Where to stay in Bradenton, FL?

Where to stay in Bradenton, FL? I've got training sessions at 8985 Towncenter Pkwy and I'd like to see the gulf out my window, maybe walk on the beach, and have no more than a 20 minute drive to the training center. Any ideas? Any thoughts as to what the weather might be like around the first of November?
posted by kc0dxh at 9:30 AM PST - 6 comments

If you're an obese man successful on the dating scene, what are your tips and advice?

If you're an obese man who's been successful in the dating scene, please give me some tips and advice. As always, there's [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:23 AM PST - 12 comments

Splicing a laptop power cable.

How do I splice a laptop power cable? [more inside]
posted by ThePants at 9:17 AM PST - 9 comments

Jazz tunes ending on weird chords?

Music theoriticians! Why do a lot of bebop tunes end on an incongruous chord? [more inside]
posted by toastchee at 9:12 AM PST - 8 comments

Getting optimal vision with or without bifocals

Can I get by without bifocals, or am I fooling myself? I hate my Bausch and Lomb multi-focal soft lenses, but have hopes that glasses can be made to work. [more inside]
posted by rosemere at 9:12 AM PST - 10 comments

Why aren't my Macbook and battery communicating with each other?

My Macbook has stopped recognizing/charging the battery. Help. [more inside]
posted by 4ster at 8:58 AM PST - 17 comments

Is this ecclesiastical latin?

One of the grad students in the chemistry department at my university has hand-embroidered his lab coat with a sacred heart and the letters VC VD VF. Can anyone clue me in? [more inside]
posted by pullayup at 8:44 AM PST - 20 comments

book star

How do you acquire a good literary agent? [more inside]
posted by plexi at 8:24 AM PST - 5 comments

Europe is too big. Help me make a travel choice.

Any recommendations for a place to spend 7 days in Italy? [more inside]
posted by Lord_Pall at 7:57 AM PST - 14 comments

I'm not a number, I'm a postcode!

You know when you're filling out a online address form, and they ask for your postcode then find your full address? Yeah, that doesn't work for me. How do I fix this? [more inside]
posted by Orange Goblin at 7:53 AM PST - 3 comments

The gasmask in street art

What's with the persistent gas-mask motif one finds in so much contemporary graffiti & "street art"? [more inside]
posted by Chrischris at 7:41 AM PST - 16 comments

Drunk-friendly camera (with AA batteries)?

Waterproof, shockproof camera which takes AA batteries? [more inside]
posted by knapah at 7:40 AM PST - 3 comments

Software needed to create a DVD from multiple video sources.

I am attempting to create a DVD using several different file types. Can this be done, and if so, what software do I need to do it? [more inside]
posted by ND¢ at 7:31 AM PST - 5 comments

Furnish me with furnishing ideas

After years of enduring slapdash, el-cheapo furnishings, I'm taking the plunge and buying honest-to-goodness, real furniture for my living room. That growling noise in the background is my gut clenching in fear. Help me with advice on purchases! [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 7:30 AM PST - 20 comments

whats in a name?

I'm about to launch a new business as a wedding photographer but I need your opinion on a name. You see, I like "Walljm Photography", but walljm isn't really a word. :) So the question is, if you were looking for a photographer, would the name "Walljm Photography" put you off? Or would it not matter? [more inside]
posted by walljm at 7:14 AM PST - 32 comments

My brain refuses to give up the goods

Need a movie id. I saw it in the 80's and the plot was that the U.S.S.R. had created an "Anytown, USA" and kidnapped some americans to populate it with to study/observe. I thought it was titled "Back in the U.S.S.R." but alas the one on IMDB is not it.
posted by zap rowsdower at 7:00 AM PST - 9 comments

Wholesome things to do with kids

Things to do with kids: Can you think of any bygone domestic arts that might be fun to do with children? So far I've thought of canning, jelly-making, sewing, quilting, knitting, darning, building a treehouse, fishing, whittling, various kinds of cooking and baking...anything else you know that sounds fun?
posted by Ollie at 6:32 AM PST - 41 comments

Whence the 35-hour work week?

New York City and Boston both have standard work weeks of 35 hours. It's 9-5pm but your lunch is included in there. Texas, California, North Carolina have a standard work week of 40 hours, so it's 9-6 to accomodate your lunch hour. I realize that it has to do with your job somewhat, but it is overwhelmingly consistent (even blue/white collar, salaried/hourly). Why? [more inside]
posted by unknowncommand at 5:56 AM PST - 50 comments

We Don't Need No Stinking Derivatives

Obscure Mathfilter: In the arcane past of mathematics, there is something known as a "Newton Polygon", which theoretically can be used to help sketch functions of two variables, say, x^3 + y^3 =3xy, for instance. But -- [more inside]
posted by wittgenstein at 5:53 AM PST - 4 comments

What to do with a couple free days in Kenya?

Africa filter: What to do in / near Nairobi for a couple of days? [more inside]
posted by allkindsoftime at 5:37 AM PST - 8 comments

Find me a software-free MP3 player!

GadgetFilter: Find me an MP3 player! Yes, another MP3 player question. [more inside]
posted by SpacemanRed at 5:16 AM PST - 13 comments

How do I get people to spell my wife's name right?

My wife's name is Kirstin. She's an emerging artist and we're working on giving her an internet presence for those who see her work and google her name. Here's the problem: How do we Jedi-mind-trick bloggers, reviewers, gallery assistants, and the rest of the public into telling them that her name is not Kirsten, Kristen, or Kristin? [more inside]
posted by Saucy Intruder at 5:14 AM PST - 31 comments

Help me get game(s).

I've got a month off and I need a new game to play. I bought Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind in a bargain bin on a whim, played it and really liked it. What other games would I like? [more inside]
posted by ninazer0 at 4:17 AM PST - 17 comments

Tell me where to stick 'em (my videos)

Any recommendations for free or low-cost video hosting without extra logos and links and stuff? [more inside]
posted by allen8219 at 2:09 AM PST - 6 comments

Pro and cons for an foreigner to buy a MacBook in the states.

Pro and cons for an foreigner to buy a MacBook in the states. How do I calculate the VAT? Can I get a student-price with swedish student-ID? Will it be worth the hassel to save appr. 400 dollars? [more inside]
posted by Rabarberofficer at 12:47 AM PST - 14 comments

Sounds at the touch of a button

Are there any free programs that allow me to hotkey audio clips to keys on my keyboard? [more inside]
posted by CXImran at 12:19 AM PST - 4 comments

September 12

Origins of Newspapers Having a Food/Dining section on Wednesday?

What is the basis of newspapers having a special Food/Dining Section on Wednesdays? [more inside]
posted by gov_moonbeam at 11:21 PM PST - 9 comments

Can't keep breakfast in

Breakfast goes through digestive tract like a waterslide. [more inside]
posted by ayc200 at 9:48 PM PST - 26 comments

A mug-bowl. A Mowl. For Soup.

I need help locating the perfect, giant soup mug for work. [more inside]
posted by mecran01 at 9:20 PM PST - 18 comments

Question about Number Theory Text

Question about Hardy's "An Introduction to the Theory of Numbers". [more inside]
posted by tehgeekmeister at 9:12 PM PST - 9 comments

ItunesFilter: Help me manage myout of control library file.

ItunesFilter: I have too much music! Help me manage my XML iTunes library! [more inside]
posted by damiano99 at 9:08 PM PST - 16 comments

How Can I Write An Anonymyzing Proxy In PHP?

I would like to make an anonymous proxy using PHP (similar in concept to how http://anonymouse.org works). The difference between my project and Anonymouse is that my project is intended for private group use on a specific group of sites (note that this does not break the TOS of either my awesome webhost or the sites on which I'll be using the proxy). [more inside]
posted by mebibyte at 8:57 PM PST - 7 comments

Liberal/Lefty/Progressive Blogs that might help a small non-profit raise some cash?

The social justice non-profit I work for is currently participating in a contest run by Six Degrees. Basically, if we are one of the six non-profits that have the largest unique number of on-line donations (given to our organization through a specific link) we'll get grant that doubles the money we raised, up to $10,000. (In other words, we need to have the most givers, not raise the most cash.) Can you suggest any socially progressive/liberal/lefty blogs (along the lines of DailyKos or Turn Maine Blue) with decent readerships that might be willing to plug our group and help us gather donations? The contest ends on Sunday at 11:59 pm, and although we've pushed hard via emails, etc. with our own contacts and member base (we're currently in the top ten), we need to expand our reach quickly if we're going to end up in the top six.
posted by anastasiav at 8:32 PM PST - 4 comments

Imagine, an advertising agency run by a monkey.

What credentials does someone need to start up an advertising agency?
posted by 913 at 8:32 PM PST - 9 comments

Never Been Wrist

I am almost positive I've fractured the scaphoid in my left hand (I'm right-handed). [I've done it before; all the symptoms line up; doctor pals have taken a look and concurred] I'm currently uninsured and really can't afford to go to PT and have them outfit me with a cast/splint. [more inside]
posted by jtajta at 8:30 PM PST - 11 comments

iPhone Unlock Updates

Should I an iPhone and unlock it for use in Mexico? Will an update kill the unlock and leave me stuck with with a useless iPhone? [more inside]
posted by theholotrope at 8:28 PM PST - 15 comments

Teach me about Linux VM choices.

VMFilter: Talk to me about virtual machines on Ubuntu. [more inside]
posted by fogster at 7:28 PM PST - 9 comments

Paying a real estate agent I never buy through

I'm working with real estate agents in three cities I am considering relocating to. I will only buy through one of them, obviously. Should I tip the other two? [more inside]
posted by Capri at 7:23 PM PST - 14 comments

Here snakey, snakey, snake

What's the de facto python web framework in active development/use today? [more inside]
posted by zackola at 7:17 PM PST - 12 comments

How do I share a folder between users on a single Mac?

Help a new OSX user love his Mac. How do I share my pictures folder with another user on the same computer? [more inside]
posted by sauril at 7:16 PM PST - 4 comments

Is it safe to eat--next summer?

Can we safely grow some vegetables or herbs in soil that that apparently has had copious amounts of pesticide, herbicide, and fungicide applied to it two years ago and probably also for several years prior? [more inside]
posted by Anisoptera at 7:15 PM PST - 24 comments

I'm not interested in essays for sale!

DesperationFilter: I need the name of an essay by Margaret Atwood. [more inside]
posted by gursky at 6:27 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I buy some original student art?

I've been to small art fairs in college towns where art students sell their assigned works. The variety of subjects and media is wide and normally the costs are very reasonable (~$20). Are there online versions of this experience?
posted by cobbenterprises at 6:26 PM PST - 6 comments

What to do with review copies of books?

What are the ethics and conventions surrounding review copies of books? [more inside]
posted by climalene at 6:04 PM PST - 29 comments

apple don't care.

the optical drive in my powerbook G4 has separated, sayeth the genuis, but i didn't buy applecare for my now 19-month old computer. there seem to be a few options, but i don't know which to try. advice, please! [more inside]
posted by twistofrhyme at 6:00 PM PST - 4 comments

Blocking websites using /etc/hosts

Why won't OSX let me block MeFi via the /etc/hosts file? [more inside]
posted by proj at 5:48 PM PST - 7 comments

Name for aluminum-coated styrofoam?

What do you call this popular Chinese building material? [more inside]
posted by piers at 5:38 PM PST - 6 comments

crying while driving over spilled milk

I just had this unfortunate incident where I was cleaning up from a meeting and someone placed the open quart of half&half in a bag which tipped over in the trunk of a new Prius (which is, of course, rented). I've been soaking it up with towels, lots of water (being careful to avoid the batteries) and even used some "Nature's Miracle" odor remover. What's the best way to continue cleaning up this mess and hopefully be able to preempt any negative effects (i.e. horrible smell).
posted by buttercup at 5:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Long lost friend or creepy psycho?

A customer just placed an order at my website. It's looking like this is a friend I went to school with in the early 90's but lost touch over 10 years ago. I would like to reconnect with him. How do I do that without violating his privacy and/or being creepy? [more inside]
posted by SoulOnIce at 5:10 PM PST - 22 comments

Looking like a Vanderbilt on a VanDeKamp budget

You've seen her before: Perfectly coiffed hair. Impeccably dressed. Sensible, yet sophisticated expensive shoes ... and you know she's "old money." Can you cultivate that look or must you be born into it? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:07 PM PST - 32 comments

Am I a stupid cow?

Am I expecting too much from my relationship? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:06 PM PST - 18 comments

Can I pay a Romanian and not be considered a terrorist sponsor?

ParanoidFilter. I need to pay a software developer in Romania. Will sending them money (paying the bill) put me on any type of (government) watch list? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:06 PM PST - 9 comments

coffee press screen with mold stains

My coffee press screen has what looks like mold stains on it. (I left some tea in it for too long.) Is it OK to use? If I must remove the stains...how?
posted by keith0718 at 5:02 PM PST - 6 comments

Fitting vintage dresses

Two questions about wearing vintage dresses: 1) How the hell do I deal with the zipper by myself? and 2) What does a small-chested woman do in a dress cut for someone wearing a bullet bra? [more inside]
posted by ch1x0r at 5:00 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me shut up the devil on my shoulder!

Three months ago, I quit smoking, but on occasion I'll crave a cigarette. I envy those who say "God, I HATE the smell of cigarettes!". I want to hate that smell, as it would make it all the more easy to be a non-smoker...but I don't. I'm rather indifferent to the smell. Can I get some lessons on how to hate the smell of cigarette? [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 4:55 PM PST - 23 comments

Entry Level Editing

Tomorrow, I'm meeting with an editor at the local newspaper to get some information on what they look for in employees. I was hoping the web's finest Hive Mind would have some thoughts on how to squeeze the maximum benefit out of tomorrow's encounter. [more inside]
posted by EatTheWeek at 4:33 PM PST - 14 comments

I need dynamic pages without PHP or a database. What are my options?

Without access to PHP, MySQL, or any other fancy server-side stuff I still need to have dynamic pages. What are my options? [more inside]
posted by genial at 3:56 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I move lots of files based on a list?

Any software out there that can match files from a folder based on a list of keywords, and move the matches to another folder? [more inside]
posted by nataaniinez at 3:55 PM PST - 9 comments

Limo service in Birmingham, AL?

Can anyone recommend a limo service for airport transportation in Birmingham, AL? [more inside]
posted by arimathea at 3:54 PM PST - 2 comments

Geotagging Photos on Ubuntu

How do I geotag photos on Ubuntu Linux? [more inside]
posted by blue_beetle at 3:46 PM PST - 2 comments

A merry Bavarian Christmas to you

How does one say "Merry Christmas" in Bavaria? Is it Fröhliche Weihnachten? Frohe Weihnachten? Something else? I'm looking for the standard phrase people write in Christmas cards.
posted by The corpse in the library at 3:29 PM PST - 2 comments

I'm a boy. I need a bag. Does that make a bag boy?

ShopFilter: What kind of laptop bag should I get? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 3:21 PM PST - 33 comments

Not that I want those two minutes back or anything.

Technical/pedantic football (soccer) question: In tonight's Albania v Holland Euro 2008 qualifier, six minutes of stoppage time was indicated, if I am not mistaken. However, the referee blew the final whistle after what I believe was less than 94 minutes, after a spectator threw fireworks at or near a player. This incident seemed to be the direct reason for the ref to call it a game. Given that according the Laws, the indicated stoppage time is a minimum, shouldn't this game technically be considered terminated or abandoned?

Bonus question: what exactly is the difference between a "terminated" and an "abandoned" game?
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 3:16 PM PST - 6 comments

My Pioneer DVR-112 isn't supported in OSX 10.3.9. How can I get it working properly?

My Pioneer DVR-112 isn't supported in OSX 10.3.9. I finally succumbed and joined the DVD age. After a couple of heady days watching DVDs and backing up using Toast, I tried to burn a regular old CD using iTunes and got a shock. My new drive isn't recognised or supported. [more inside]
posted by Rufus T. Firefly at 3:01 PM PST - 7 comments

Learn more & buy more!

Can you direct me to websites for companies that sell things, but also have a strong educational component to support the things they sell? [more inside]
posted by slowfasthazel at 2:00 PM PST - 10 comments

Help me find good hip-hop

Good hip-hop blogs, message boards, sites, etc? [more inside]
posted by shotgunbooty at 1:49 PM PST - 12 comments

What is this poster?

What is this poster? Who made it? Can I buy a print somewhere? [more inside]
posted by brgale at 1:48 PM PST - 5 comments

Payoff CC with student loans? Then invest or pay off loans?

I am using extra student loan money at 6.8% (mostly unsubsidized) interest rate to pay off my credit cards (about 25K) worth. What should I do when I get a bunch of other cash? Pay off loans or invest? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:58 PM PST - 12 comments

Should I Stay Or Should I Go? Towards the light, I mean

"Go Towards The Light" - Death or Salvation? [more inside]
posted by HeyAllie at 12:56 PM PST - 14 comments

fixing Firefox file/folder flexibility

Is there a way to open multiple favorites in Firefox from the Windows XP file Explorer window? [more inside]
posted by bbranden1 at 12:24 PM PST - 2 comments

History of handguns show

Help me figure out the TV show and episode I saw on the history of handguns (or specifically the revolver). [more inside]
posted by doctorcurly at 12:09 PM PST - 7 comments

What should I charge?

Freelance writers, help! How -- and how much -- should I charge for this book project? [more inside]
posted by changeling at 11:58 AM PST - 11 comments

Project Management Maven

Project Managers! What software / systems do you use to manage your projects. It seems to me that Microsoft Project or Basecamp is not always the right tool for the job. I am interested in creating work breakdown structures and sequencing activities in a visual manner. I want to track and manage requirements, changes, risks, issues, etc. I want to baseline my requirements, my schedule, and my budget. I want to capture work activity and generate reports. What software should I be using to be a superstar project manager? What is your system for capturing and disseminating information?
posted by kaizen at 11:56 AM PST - 4 comments

Help me make two videos into one.

A client wants to make/edit a video that displays two distinct videos side by side. He needs to synchronize frames between the two videos and add captions. What Windows software would accomplish this? He's working in Windows Movie Maker right now, if that matters.
posted by Asef Jil at 10:52 AM PST - 2 comments

Now that I'm out, she's keeping the cash!

My landlord won't give me my deposit back. Is there anything I can do? [more inside]
posted by dead_ at 10:47 AM PST - 20 comments

Need mentoring suggestion for career guidance

I am mentoring a person, who passed out of high school. He has learning disabilities. The learning disabilities are ADD (attention deficit disorder) and he cannot spell long words (dyslexia). As a result his interests in continuing education is less. However i think without some additional education you can't succeed in life. Can you please suggest some websites, which can help me to select a career for him, based on his interests. If you also know of any other good careers, based on the disabilities please let me know. He is in bay area , california. Any good colleges near by ? Any other general suggestions which might helpful, please share with me. This is my first mentoring voluntary assignment. The organization i work with told his grades are good enough to continue education, so that he can get a better paying job
posted by tom123 at 10:31 AM PST - 22 comments

Crap, I thought it was Thursday.

Google Calendar Help, or, what day is it again? [more inside]
posted by Space Kitty at 10:30 AM PST - 7 comments

Help Me Smell Good

What are your favorite Fall & Winter fragrances? [more inside]
posted by zach braff's mixtape at 10:25 AM PST - 32 comments

Good streaming charts of market prices

Finance: Where can I find streaming charts showing market indexes, plus currencies and NYMEX commodities/futures? Delayed data is ok; I'd just like good charts that update and which show the commodities/metals too. A lot of the charts I found don't update or don't have NYMEX.
posted by chef_boyardee at 10:17 AM PST - 2 comments

Help, I'm trapped in a conversation and I can't get out

How do I end a conversation politely? [more inside]
posted by dersins at 10:14 AM PST - 37 comments

Optimal computer set-up for web production work?

I have a chance to request a new hardware set up for work (web production). I want to strike a good balance between having good tools to do my work but not asking for way more than I need (I work at a non-profit, and while we are a large non-profit, we are still a non-profit). What should I ask for? Details inside! [more inside]
posted by unsigned at 9:57 AM PST - 7 comments

baking soda and hair

What is baking soda doing to my hair? [more inside]
posted by puffin at 9:45 AM PST - 9 comments

Crazy Farm Equipment?!!

What's going on in these strange circular regions (pictured here) in Christmas Valley, OR? My guess: Some kind of circular crop field, with a big rotating arm that does tilling/harvesting. If my guess is right, what kind of farm equipment is that and where can I learn more about it? If my guess is wrong, what is it?
posted by DrSkrud at 9:44 AM PST - 11 comments

My versions are out of control...

Which version control system should I learn/use? [more inside]
posted by phrontist at 9:42 AM PST - 18 comments

Four hard drives. One problem.

What can I do with 4 big IDE drives? [more inside]
posted by ImJustRick at 9:40 AM PST - 15 comments

Utility that uses OSX-like keyboard shortcuts for screen captures in Windows?

Best utility for taking screen captures (of user-defined areas, not just of active windows) on WinXP. [more inside]
posted by pants at 9:22 AM PST - 9 comments

Snmp on AS/400

as400snmpfilter: Help me setup snmp on my AS/400? How do i do it!!
posted by flipmiester99 at 8:51 AM PST - 3 comments

Tell me what to expect learning the guitar later rather than sooner.

Tell me what to expect learning the guitar later rather than sooner. [more inside]
posted by lpsguy at 8:35 AM PST - 27 comments

The Accidental Babysitter

What do I do with a one year old? She has toys, and seems content with them, but what else should I be doing? [more inside]
posted by desjardins at 8:25 AM PST - 24 comments

Tired of being the office brain

I have a very good memory, which comes in handy at work when issues come up and I can recall the context and history. However, my colleagues have come to rely on my memory rather than developing their own knowledge or referring to other sources of information. How can I get them to leave me alone so I can get some work done? [more inside]
posted by cabingirl at 8:19 AM PST - 27 comments

Funky phone.

Funker mobile phones from Spain. I'm trying to get one of these from somewhere, but I want to know, where can I source this in the UK, and can I get them unlocked? Thanks
posted by spyke23 at 7:42 AM PST - 1 comment

I live in the UK. How should I invest £20,000?

I live in the UK. How should I invest £20,000? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:28 AM PST - 6 comments

They want me to do what?

AHHHH - I'm not a web developer but somehow Lotus Domino Designer is now part of my job...where do I start? [more inside]
posted by doorsfan at 7:20 AM PST - 4 comments

broken jerk detector?

Help me fix my jerk detector. [more inside]
posted by LN at 7:17 AM PST - 43 comments

Are antibodies bad?

What causes someone to develop antibodies in their system, and how important is it that their physician know about this? [more inside]
posted by cleo at 6:53 AM PST - 13 comments

Pre-vacation reading

Any recommendations for a book set in Budapest or Hungary? [more inside]
posted by CiaoMela at 6:51 AM PST - 19 comments

One click text adding - now with added BBCode.

I'm looking for a Greasemonkey script/Firefox extension that will allow me to add some text to a text box. I need to be able to customise the text and preferably be able to store up to 5 different snippets. [more inside]
posted by Solomon at 6:13 AM PST - 3 comments

Is Greece the new Nigeria? Tell me if this is a scam!

Help me figure out if this is a scam and if so how? We're looking to rent an apartment in NYC and have found somewhere through Craigslist that looks great but the process is complicated by the fact that the potential Landlord is out of the country. He's sent us an email (contents after the jump) on how he proposes getting us the keys and us completing the contract if we like the apartment. I can't see how it's a scam but it smells kind of odd... Mefite detectives, go to it! [more inside]
posted by merocet at 6:06 AM PST - 23 comments

Porto to Lisbon

I´m in (O)Porto, Portugal currently and will have five days to pootle down to Lisbon next week, can anyone make any recommendations as to what we should see? [more inside]
posted by biffa at 6:02 AM PST - 7 comments

Where to take an engineering degree?

I'm about to finish my first year of an engineering degree, and am unsure about the direction to take it in. [more inside]
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 5:41 AM PST - 18 comments

How to make the most of a month in Ottawa?

I'm thinking about visiting Ottawa, Canada for a month in June 2008 to do this course at Carleton. Looking for advice on how to make the most of our visit, as well as practical tips on where to stay, how to get around and so on. [more inside]
posted by obiwanwasabi at 5:12 AM PST - 17 comments

Where can I hire helium in the UK?

Hiring Helium in the UK (to inflate party balloons)? [more inside]
posted by humblepigeon at 3:56 AM PST - 17 comments

Reps in MS Word

I prepare a monthly English-Spanish glossary list for a magazine and I have to avoid repeating the same glossary items from month to month. I'd like some software which identifies repetitions across multiple MS Word documents. Does such software exist?
posted by Holly at 3:26 AM PST - 3 comments

What should we read to be entertained and enlightened?

Please help this slacker choose a startlingly good book group book TODAY. [more inside]
posted by thoughtless at 2:01 AM PST - 38 comments

Pre-pre-pre Sims game from the early-mid 1990s?

Help me remember the name of an old DOS or Windows 3.x computer game! The entire universe of the game took place inside a cross-section of a 3 story house. [more inside]
posted by gatorae at 12:18 AM PST - 9 comments

September 11

Looking for a Spanish translation

[TranslationFilter] Can someone translate this sentence into Spanish: "Your excellent english provides convenience to everybody around you"? [more inside]
posted by sbutler at 9:31 PM PST - 17 comments

How to get the longest freshness time for my veggies with these fancy products

(GF hijacking acct) There are a few threads on here about how to keep vegetables lasting longer. I really want to try the easy, no hassle green bags or magic disks or eggs. But which of these are best? [more inside]
posted by redhotchips at 9:11 PM PST - 6 comments

Cyrillic transliteration of Tianjin

Does anyone know the Cyrillic transliteration of the Chinese city Tianjin? (An acquaintance who's learning Russian really wants to know after an exhaustive Google search that turned up nothing.) Go forth, hive mind! Please. Thanks. :)
posted by Ky at 8:27 PM PST - 6 comments

You can't handle the Truth

A long time ago I read in a larger work of fiction a story about Truth. The story compared Galileo to another person in history. Galileo recanted in front of the Church the truth he spoke about the Earth orbiting the Sun because his belief in it did not matter to the truth of the statement ("and yet she moves"). The other person (was his name "bruno"?) stated that he was the brother of Jesus (or something similar). And the Church killed him for it because he would not recant the statement. The author says that if he would have recanted, the statement would have been false. What book was it? [more inside]
posted by about_time at 8:27 PM PST - 13 comments

Flash short about art from 2001-2?

I'm trying to find a flash short I watched some years ago, involving a man encountering characters from various famous paintings. [more inside]
posted by Zero Gravitas at 8:10 PM PST - 4 comments

How do I find a good Psychiatrist in the Boise, Idaho area

How do I go about finding a good psychiatrist in the Boise Idaho area? I am a reasonably well-managed bipolar patient. I am not happy with the side effects of my mood stabilizer and am suspicious that depression is interfering with my life. I haven't seen a psychiatrist for about 3 years. My GP prescribes my medicines since I am reasonably well-managed. However, I just moved to the Boise/Nampa/Caldwell Idaho area and would like to start seeing a psychiatrist and seeing about trying something different. I was really lucky how I found my last psychiatrist through the recommendation of a counselor that I trusted. But I don't have any contacts in the area. Does anyone have a recommendation of a good psychiatrist in the Boise area? Or how have you/would you go about finding a good one? Thanks
posted by doppler68 at 7:48 PM PST - 2 comments

Fantasy question

Is there such a subgenre in the fantasy genre that covers Scandanavian/Viking/Norse/Lapp themes? Anything worth reading?
posted by NoMich at 7:41 PM PST - 23 comments

What can I grow that I just can't buy?

I was wondering if I could get some suggestions on strange, tasty, and difficult to purchase food I can grow in my garden. [more inside]
posted by fcain at 7:16 PM PST - 40 comments

What are the toughest tubes I can get for my (most likely) inappropriate bike tires?

What are the toughest tubes I can get for my (most likely) inappropriate bike tires? [more inside]
posted by Bengston at 7:03 PM PST - 10 comments

How do I help my suicidal roommate?

So, one of my housemates tried to kill himself this morning. He's in the hospital, and he's going to live. Now what? [more inside]
posted by solid-one-love at 7:00 PM PST - 27 comments

Lumpsum Options

TaxShieldingFilter: The feds want to keep me in the service and give me $35K...and I want to keep as much money as possible from the tax coffers. [more inside]
posted by roundrock at 6:32 PM PST - 5 comments

What do I do with my arms and hands?

I don't know what to do with my arms and hands when I'm nervous. [more inside]
posted by HotPatatta at 6:09 PM PST - 15 comments

Took courses, got A's, still not sure what it is.

When I was younger, I read a sociology textbook trying to find out why sociology was treated as a separate discipline and how it differs fundamentally from the other social sciences. I learned a lot about Weber and Durkheim, but I still don't get it. Can you help? [more inside]
posted by StrikeTheViol at 5:57 PM PST - 12 comments

Coffee grounds and water systems

A coffee related, although mildly different, question that doesn't involve waste disposal units like the ones in the search seem to... [more inside]
posted by Brockles at 5:50 PM PST - 9 comments

This was originally going to be about the brake lines of a 2006 Ford Taurus

How might you break a furnace, and make it look like an accident? [more inside]
posted by sweetwildandmad at 5:46 PM PST - 35 comments

Help with internet traffic problems between the U.S. and Asia.

Can anyone explain the apparent internet traffic problems my client's customers are seeing in Asia? [more inside]
posted by mragreeable at 5:25 PM PST - 3 comments

Anyone ever dealt with Heritage Web Solutions?

Anyone ever dealt with Heritage Web Solutions? [more inside]
posted by katyjack at 5:15 PM PST - 5 comments

Less yappin', more zappin' - laser dentistry on a tight timeframe

Thoughtful recommendations for a Bay Area laser dentist who can meet a tight timeframe. [more inside]
posted by kuppajava at 4:56 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me find a good personal trainer!

How do I find a good personal trainer? [more inside]
posted by hazyspring at 4:52 PM PST - 8 comments

Give me directions to a map

Are there any wikis that offer mind-map visualization (somewhat like Wiki Mindmap)? How about concept mapping software which also has wiki-like functionality? [more inside]
posted by regicide is good for you at 4:47 PM PST - 5 comments

What's the best way to pace yourself when reading?

What's the best way to pace yourself when reading? [more inside]
posted by gregb1007 at 4:46 PM PST - 9 comments

Blackberry and Motorolla F3 Questions

Should I buy an unlocked blackberry and/or cellphone? And should I wait for the "3G" Blackberry that I am told may come out soon on AT&T? And what about the whole Motorola F3 thing from a while back? [more inside]
posted by Mid at 4:42 PM PST - 4 comments

End of year reviews and when to ask for a raise? Or how I learned to love the unemployment line

When to ask for a raise in the rush to the year-end-review. I've taken on quite a few hats in the last year and pushed myself quite a bit into more responsibility. [more inside]
posted by ronmexico at 4:32 PM PST - 4 comments

Writing advice for newbie newsie?

Tips, tricks and pitfalls for someone writing short news items? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:12 PM PST - 10 comments

Attentionless in Seattle

Recommendations for a Seattle area doctor/psych/counselor who specialize in adult ADD/ADHD? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:12 PM PST - 2 comments

When do you know you're doomed?

Is it possible to save this relationship? 5 years and many tears later I need a little outside perspective. Long explanation inside, and please, I'm looking for honest opinion/advice, not just "You are/He is a jerk". Thanks. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 4:11 PM PST - 37 comments

I need a new automatic coffeemaker

Yes, it's another coffee-related question: Our old Krups 10 cup drip brewer is finally showing its age (it pre-dates our 14 year marriage), and I would like to replace it with something at least as good, if not better. Should be simple, but... [more inside]
posted by mosk at 4:10 PM PST - 20 comments

Ukelele joke goes here.

Two apartments. Three kittens. And a whole lot of fleas. No, it's not an MTV pilot ... [more inside]
posted by dhartung at 3:36 PM PST - 22 comments

where to buy plutonium for time machine

Lent money to a friend; now things are weird. [more inside]
posted by levijk at 3:26 PM PST - 22 comments

Emergen-C vs. Airborne

Emergen-C vs. Airborne [more inside]
posted by SixteenTons at 3:18 PM PST - 26 comments

How to help integrate a Chow Chow into a home full of cats?

Yes, another 'can a dog peacefully co-exist with cats' question. (A little more specific than questions already out there) [more inside]
posted by irishkitten at 2:59 PM PST - 4 comments

taming the emotional hydra?

So, how you do contend with massive, hemorrhaging, overwhelming emotion? This is also sort of a LDR question too. [more inside]
posted by bluenausea at 2:51 PM PST - 10 comments

immune-related issue with my dog's nose

Our old dog's immune-related crusty nose disappeared post surgery and has now reemerged. What gives? [more inside]
posted by mizrachi at 2:40 PM PST - 2 comments

Cognac: the drink that's drank by... who, please?

Sittin' in my crib, sippin' on 'nac... Who was the first rapper to promote and popularize the imbibing of cognac? What song was it and when did it come out? [more inside]
posted by krippledkonscious at 2:32 PM PST - 5 comments

Help me sort my rows please!

Is there a way to sort by "highlighted field" in Excel? [more inside]
posted by BuddhaBelly at 2:26 PM PST - 5 comments

how do i make decisions like a grown-up?

how do YOU go about making a difficult/complex decision? [more inside]
posted by genmonster at 2:06 PM PST - 27 comments

zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZzzzzZZzzzzzzz

meeting narcoleptic [more inside]
posted by nihlton at 2:05 PM PST - 27 comments

What is a simple "download ticket" manager program for a webserver?

Is there a download manager (php preferably) that can generate "download tickets" for a file? [more inside]
posted by beelerspace at 1:32 PM PST - 4 comments

In the blink of an eye.

Teach me the ways of high speed photography. [more inside]
posted by mullingitover at 1:29 PM PST - 8 comments

Breathe easier

Hive mind: Help me kick my asthma's ass (if that's what the problem is), get off the puffer, and regain my energy! [more inside]
posted by beezy at 1:24 PM PST - 26 comments

Constant Contact Experiences

What have your experiences with Constant Contact been?
posted by drezdn at 1:03 PM PST - 9 comments

Should I sell my signed Harry Potter book?

Should I sell my signed copy of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"? I'm proud of it, but not attatched...yet. [more inside]
posted by jonty at 1:02 PM PST - 44 comments

Fizzix

I want to start teaching myself physics, but how? [more inside]
posted by god particle at 12:45 PM PST - 12 comments

Where can I find more melodic death metal without lyrics.

Where can I find good melodic death metal that don't have lyrics? [more inside]
posted by PowerCat at 12:35 PM PST - 15 comments

Renting a mailbox when I'm nowhere near the area?

Located in DC and needing to rent a mailbox in the Raleigh, NC area without going there... possible? [more inside]
posted by educatedslacker at 12:29 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me stop my seasonal allergy flare-up!

The sudden shift from hot to beautifully cool weather has made my seasonal allergies go berzerk! Please help me find an over-the-counter solution that won't interact with the crap I've already ingested before I sneeze my head off! [more inside]
posted by bjork24 at 12:28 PM PST - 10 comments

Flickr okay for professional photgraphers?

Can a professional photographer upload his work to flickr to showcase his work for commercial purposes? [more inside]
posted by clockworkjoe at 11:00 AM PST - 20 comments

Microsoft Restrict-Access

Microsoft Access: How do I save a 'global variable'? [more inside]
posted by SirStan at 10:56 AM PST - 2 comments

How best to move a Projection HDTV without harming it?

What do I need to know when moving a rear-projection HDTV? [more inside]
posted by sav2880 at 10:23 AM PST - 5 comments

Any advice about paying someone to update an older gas range?

Any advice about paying someone to update an older gas range? [more inside]
posted by chr1sb0y at 10:09 AM PST - 11 comments

Sunday Brunch in Des Moines, Iowa

Des Moines, Iowa. Sunday Brunch. My google-fu fails me. Is there any nice place out there for Sunday Brunch? [more inside]
posted by davereed at 9:53 AM PST - 6 comments

The movie that got it's plot "stolen" by SPEED writers :)

I can't recall the name of this "SPEED"-like Japanese movie. [more inside]
posted by zouhair at 9:39 AM PST - 6 comments

Best router for a small company?

What's the best router for a small business? [more inside]
posted by Macboy at 9:27 AM PST - 20 comments

Video on how to make your own drugs?

[YouTubeFilter] Music video of band making illegal drugs from supermarket items? [more inside]
posted by kandinski at 9:13 AM PST - 4 comments

newspapers prices

I'm doing some research for Las Vegas and I'd like to ask if anybody knows what are prices for NY Times, Financial Times and USA Today there.
posted by juva at 9:11 AM PST - 7 comments

What bank and/or credit card are best for implementing a 100% online, paperless, automated, personal finance system

What bank and/or credit cards are best for implementing a 100% online, paperless, automated, personal finance system? [more inside]
posted by lsemel at 9:06 AM PST - 20 comments

Origina of "Local Boy Makes Good"

What is the origin of the phrase "Local Boy Makes Good"? I Googled it and see that it was a Mervyn LeRoy movie from 1931, so it's at least that old.
posted by abbyladybug at 8:56 AM PST - 4 comments

T-shirts and ties: universal no-no?

Has anyone ever worn a tie on top of a t-shirts as a fashion statement? [more inside]
posted by lou at 8:53 AM PST - 28 comments

How can a young gay man from New York adjust to small-town life?

How can a young gay man from New York adjust to small-town life? [more inside]
posted by fugitivefromchaingang at 8:49 AM PST - 17 comments

Why does this town smell like garlic?

There is a stretch of highway 25 in Wareham, MA (south of Route 195) that consistently smells like garlic, and I have no idea why or where the smell is coming from. [more inside]
posted by nekton at 8:44 AM PST - 5 comments

When I open a blank document in Word, why is it not blank?

When I open a blank document in Word, why is it not blank? [more inside]
posted by metacort at 8:44 AM PST - 4 comments

Windows Won't Restore When Logged Into Citrix. Why?

I have to log in to Citrix Metaframe for my corporate email, but restoring the Lotus Notes windows from a minimized state in that environment doesn't work like it's supposed to. Why? [more inside]
posted by peacecorn at 8:36 AM PST - 2 comments

Need help trying to get PC games to open in a window rather than fullscreen.

Need help trying to get PC games to open in a window rather than fullscreen. [more inside]
posted by mattholomew at 8:13 AM PST - 10 comments

Where are citizenship ceremonies performed in SF?

Swearing in ceremony in San Francisco today (9-11-07). Where/When? [more inside]
posted by whoda at 7:18 AM PST - 4 comments

Public Administration Career Help?

I'm a recent university graduate with a bachelor's in Public Administration looking for an entry level position. What are some good career/networking resources on the Web? Do you have any further advice? [more inside]
posted by entropicamericana at 7:12 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me figure out what part needs replaced

Is it my cheap monitor, or my cheap video card? Or both? [more inside]
posted by mrmojoflying at 7:06 AM PST - 6 comments

How to not use VPN's DNS on OS X?

When I connect to my VPN in OS X (using the built-in client), all DNS requests are sent through the VPN. How can I prevent this? [more inside]
posted by dmd at 6:52 AM PST - 12 comments

Help my toddler enjoy milk

How can I get my toddler to drink milk? [more inside]
posted by Xazeru at 6:40 AM PST - 46 comments

Printer needed in London, stat!

I need to purchase an all-in-one office machine (fax/scan/copy/printer) from my desk here in the U.S., and get it to my company's CEO in London by tomorrow. [more inside]
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:33 AM PST - 11 comments

The significance of the "Pierced Heart" image?

The significance of the "Pierced Heart" image with a dagger and snake? [more inside]
posted by Hates_ at 6:29 AM PST - 9 comments

Safe parts of South America?

Where are the safest places to travel to in South America, if you're alone? [more inside]
posted by mjao at 6:23 AM PST - 22 comments

Sit, sit! Eat!

What are your favorite family recipes for the Jewish holidays? [more inside]
posted by Flakypastry at 6:17 AM PST - 13 comments

nicknames given as mangled pronunciations of real names

I'm looking for examples of nicknames given to people by family/friends who mangled the pronunciation of a given name. [more inside]
posted by Lucinda at 5:40 AM PST - 110 comments

Japan maps in english

Where can I get driving directions in Japan in English? [more inside]
posted by nintendo at 5:32 AM PST - 6 comments

Is an hour enough for US Customs at the port of entry before a connecting flight?

If US Customs makes you miss a connecting flight, does the airline take responsibility and get you on another flight, or are you out of luck for not scheduling a longer connection time? [more inside]
posted by Listener at 4:26 AM PST - 18 comments

Rails for SOAP

Are there any web frameworks which talk via SOAP instead of through SQL datasets? [more inside]
posted by seanyboy at 2:02 AM PST - 8 comments

Reading suggestions

One of my good friends died a few days ago. Can you recommend some suitable works of literature (fiction, essay, poetry, etc.) to help me along? [more inside]
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 1:06 AM PST - 24 comments

Where can I get a good cannoli in Portland, OR?

Where can I get a good cannoli in Portland, OR? [more inside]
posted by concrete at 12:59 AM PST - 6 comments

How can I assist my girlfriend in finding a decent job in a difficult college town?

How can I assist my girlfriend in finding a decent job in a difficult college town job market? [more inside]
posted by Anthony84 at 12:55 AM PST - 16 comments

Shopping for clothes makes me wish I was fat

Why don't stores stock more small sizes in mens clothing? The XS/S items sell out immediately, and the L/XL/XXL items are always left over on clearance. This makes my clothing options limited and expensive. What gives? [more inside]
posted by reeddavid at 12:00 AM PST - 31 comments

September 10

I Might Have MAde a Mistake Using MS Word as a Web Page Creator

I created an MS Word document with a host of hyperlinks. When I saved it as a webpage, the links turned all wonky. Blocks of text beneath where I put the link showed up as linked to the URL. Blocks of text that should have been linked to one URL are instead linked to the previous URL. And now the Word file itself shows wonky formatting--every link connects to what should be the URL above it. [more inside]
posted by LarryC at 11:38 PM PST - 9 comments

:(

how my perfectionism, indecisiveness, and depression are driving me mad. [more inside]
posted by howiamdifferent at 11:35 PM PST - 17 comments

Who was Les Cripe?

Who was Les Cripe? [more inside]
posted by seeka at 11:23 PM PST - 13 comments

Looking for info on Tokyo

I am visiting Tokyo next week. I have a few questions inside on where to stay and what to do. [more inside]
posted by gaelenh at 11:02 PM PST - 9 comments

How to recover backed up e-mail?

I need to recover some specific e-mails from a Thunderbird MozBackup Profile. Can this be done? I just want a few e-mails, not the whole profile. [more inside]
posted by Zimm at 10:39 PM PST - 3 comments

Prevent me from purchasing leopard print, before it's too late!

I think i'm turning into a cougar, and I need help. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 10:23 PM PST - 47 comments

How to handle unrequited love with a best friend?

Is it possible to remain friends with someone you're in love with? [more inside]
posted by jstef at 10:19 PM PST - 45 comments

Looking for examples of the Cyrano and/or Mistaken Identity plot...

I'm doing some research--you can help by listing all stories (fiction or non-fiction, written or filmed) which are either based on the template of Cyrano de Bergerac (ie, one character using another to woo their love interest) or a mistaken identity/false identity (ie, someone is mistaken for or pretending to be someone or something they are not in order to get something denied their true self). [more inside]
posted by dobbs at 9:55 PM PST - 32 comments

Cab driver earnings described?

Where can I find classified ads or articles showing the range of earnings for a taxi driver leasing his own vehicle? [more inside]
posted by swiffa at 9:54 PM PST - 1 comment

Which is a better stove: gas or induction?

My husband and I cook a lot. We're moving from an apartment with a decent gas stove/oven to one with a crappy electric stove/oven. Obviously, Something Must Be Done. Should we go for gas or induction? [more inside]
posted by web-goddess at 9:53 PM PST - 23 comments

We used to support all of our dollars with gold, is there now a paper dollar behind every electronic dollar in the economy?

We used to support all of our dollars with gold, is there now a paper dollar behind every electronic dollar in the economy? [more inside]
posted by nameless.k at 9:19 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me help my roommate's cat

How can I help a cat to ease the loss of her buddy cat? [more inside]
posted by greta simone at 8:31 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me be my own best friend!

I'm an extrovert who is turning into an introvert. How can I start liking the time I spend with myself? [more inside]
posted by Madamina at 8:25 PM PST - 11 comments

Is Iphone insurance worth it?

Are there are good Iphone insurance policies or discreet cases that would protect from drops? [more inside]
posted by austinlee at 7:00 PM PST - 16 comments

Who serves Philly's favorite breakfast?

Phillyfilter: What's the best breakfast place in the city center? [more inside]
posted by ulotrichous at 6:57 PM PST - 17 comments

Is Colorado still the place it once was? If even a little.

Considering relocating to Colorado with girlfriend. Lived there 8 years ago but things change. [more inside]
posted by madmanz123 at 6:44 PM PST - 9 comments

Is a person certifiably crazy if they see ‘hidden’ messages or connections in seemingly random coincidences? (More…)

Is a person certifiably crazy if they see ‘hidden’ messages or connections in seemingly random coincidences? (More…) [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:41 PM PST - 52 comments

Software to help troubleshoot Windows crashes?

I have a hand-me-down Intel server running Windows XP Pro... most of the time. Once or twice a day it locks up completely and without warning. Connected peripherals go dark but the screen stays frozen. I'm not a hardware guy; is there some free/cheap software to monitor the hardware & OS and tell me what's causing this?
posted by Tubes at 6:38 PM PST - 8 comments

Hardwood floor messed up

How do I fix my hardwood floor which I messed up? [more inside]
posted by tabulem at 6:38 PM PST - 12 comments

It's pronounced Cray-po, dammit.

I'm looking for a picture of yard signs or other materials from Senator Crapo's campaign (I have to prove to my coworkers that I am not crazy). [more inside]
posted by naoko at 6:11 PM PST - 5 comments

Will I go slowly insane?

Could my birth control be giving me vivid dreams? And could this be a bad thing? [more inside]
posted by showbiz_liz at 5:51 PM PST - 11 comments

What the Â???

Why does this character --- Â --- randomly and occasionally rear its ugly head on my Wordpress blog? [more inside]
posted by iced_borsch at 5:50 PM PST - 9 comments

How to plan for a looong trip?

Does anyone have suggestions for how to plan for a long trip abroad? Current plan is to travel for 6-12 months next year, starting in Thailand, heading north and then west to Berlin. I'd love advice on what's most important to plan or research in advance. [more inside]
posted by lbergstr at 5:41 PM PST - 16 comments

What could be worse than Captain Kirk singing Dylan?

What are the worst covers of Bob Dylan's songs of all time? [more inside]
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:30 PM PST - 35 comments

Lawyer recommendation filter

Can anyone recommend a highly competent family/divorce/custody lawyer, preferably one unafraid of kicking ass and taking names (by which I mean both aggressive and proven to get results re: child support) in the Seattle area? I'd be grateful.
posted by jokeefe at 5:29 PM PST - 2 comments

Middle School History Project

My 13 year old daughter asked for help in coming up with ideas for a paper she needs to write for her history class. She needs to write about any historical event or figure that can be used to illustrate both conflict and compromise. I am trying to come up with a topic that would be fun for her to research but not so common that 1/2 the class will be writing about the same thing. Any ideas?
posted by superduperfly at 5:22 PM PST - 34 comments

help me with my gmail problems

I'd never had any trouble with Gmail before (I think), but now that I'm taking some online courses, I'm having some problems. [more inside]
posted by CrazyLemonade at 5:08 PM PST - 9 comments

FIOS basic service includes high def?

Does FIOS basic TV service with no set-top box provide High Def? [more inside]
posted by Kevin S at 5:04 PM PST - 7 comments

Looking for a solid weightlifting exercise reference book

Looking for a Muscle and Fitness exercise reference notebook-type of book, which is proving way more difficult to find than I'd imagined. [more inside]
posted by dubadubowbow at 5:02 PM PST - 4 comments

The best or the most convenient phone?

Should I keep my super cool cellphone and crappy provider or switch to something much more convenient? [more inside]
posted by Ctrl_Alt_ep at 4:58 PM PST - 9 comments

How to apply blanket animations in PowerPoint?

Power Point 2007 question! I need to apply the same animation (*appear*) to every title and bullet point in my presentation, without manually going through and adding the effect one by one on each slide. [more inside]
posted by Defenestrator at 4:45 PM PST - 5 comments

All I want for Christmas are two front teeth.

I have two porcelain Maryland bridges next to my front teeth, but now I am thinking of finally dealing with it and getting a dental implant. but I have some questions. [more inside]
posted by parmanparman at 4:34 PM PST - 9 comments

Looking for the Pianist,

Greetings Hive. I am trying to locate a pianist that goes by the stage name "The Wiz." [more inside]
posted by taang at 4:21 PM PST - 5 comments

Put the left trigger to the plastic casing: driving cars with game controllers?

Aside from the problem of retraining people to use the new system, and the problems inherent in any drive-by-wire system, is there anything stopping us from using Playstation and Xbox controllers to drive cars? [more inside]
posted by chrominance at 4:09 PM PST - 18 comments

What to do about student loan payments misdirected during Chapter 13 bankruptcy?

I made $3,000 in payments on my student loan during my Chapter 13 bankruptcy, but they were not applied to my loan balance. What should I do? [more inside]
posted by shannymara at 4:07 PM PST - 7 comments

Injured rubbery-faced monkey puppet needs help

Please help me repair my rubbery-faced monkey puppet. [more inside]
posted by mediareport at 3:41 PM PST - 10 comments

How much to rebuild a transmission and replace a clutch

Roughly, how much should it cost to rebuild a manual 5-speed transmission and replace the clutch in a 1999 Saturn SC2? The car has 104,000 miles on it, and is in Los Angeles, CA if that matters at all.
posted by willnot at 3:38 PM PST - 8 comments

Shopping for a tombstone

I'm looking for advice on buying a tombstone in the NYC metro area, specifically, alternatives to purchasing from the Sprung Monument Group. [more inside]
posted by kimdog at 3:34 PM PST - 4 comments

take a picture, it'll last longer.

Murdered? Killed? Abducted? Information regarding your photo that gets shown on news reports and articles about your demise. [more inside]
posted by snailer at 3:33 PM PST - 12 comments

Boat docks and the internet

What's the best way to get internet access without a phone line? Specifically, on a docked boat. [more inside]
posted by small_ruminant at 3:14 PM PST - 12 comments

Help me find a haircut!

Help me find a haircut! [more inside]
posted by AaRdVarK at 2:54 PM PST - 11 comments

Bus tours and vacation packages

Bus Tours in U.S.A. I am looking for vacation packages (for destinations like grand canyon, yellowstone park) from sanfrancisco/bayarea similar to this one http://www.gotobus.com/vacation/ http://www.lassentours.com/ Can people share their experience if they had gone through such tours. Are they worth for the money paid for ? Do we get to see these places well ? Can we say that the experience will be enjoyable Are there any other tour operators apart from above which are good ? The main reason, i am prefering such tours, is the convenience... The price seems to be quite reasonable too... Thanks for your time.
posted by mot123 at 2:42 PM PST - 5 comments

unpaid rental fee

I am out side country, & my renter have missed two month payments. [more inside]
posted by curiousleo at 2:39 PM PST - 13 comments

Give my steak some flavor

How do you jazz up a tender (but bland) steak? [more inside]
posted by timelord at 2:29 PM PST - 25 comments

I need a new verizon phone

Verizon Wireless phone that isn't obnoxious for 2007? [more inside]
posted by ZackTM at 2:27 PM PST - 11 comments

I wanna make something new!

I want to learn to create my own flash video game, where to begin? [more inside]
posted by Jezztek at 2:27 PM PST - 4 comments

What supplements to run farther, faster, longer?

Ingestible supplements for long distance running that are safe, effective, and not intrinsically disgusting? [more inside]
posted by IndigoJones at 2:01 PM PST - 26 comments

Fully Automated XP Restore?

How do I fully automate restoring my Windows XP test machines to a clean state on a daily basis? [more inside]
posted by TheSlate at 1:58 PM PST - 5 comments

How do you deal with an overflowing air conditioner?

The portable air conditioner (an AMCOR PLM 12000EH) in my server room keeps filling up with water. It used to operate without my ever needing to drain the reservoir. What changed? How do i fix this? [more inside]
posted by dkg at 1:42 PM PST - 6 comments

Light alarm clock.

Do dimmer/timer combo adapters for lamps exist? I want to be able to set a timer AND dimmer on my bedside lamp so that at a scheduled time in the morning it will slowly scale upwards in brightness, simulating a sunrise. I know lamps with this feature built-in exist, but can you get an adapter that works on any lamp? I can only find timer and dimmer adapters alone, but never as a unit.
posted by davidriley at 1:15 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I make him stop?

My housemate is in love with me and I am going bonkers. [more inside]
posted by skjønn at 1:14 PM PST - 46 comments

No More V1@grA

PHPFilter: I'm about to write part of a web application that allows visitors to submit ratings and comments for events. How can I keep spam to a minimum? [more inside]
posted by tmcw at 12:45 PM PST - 7 comments

Software for easy screen prints

Can you recommend a free/shareware application for saving .jpgs of the active window with a hotkey? No nags/spyware preferred. [more inside]
posted by Roger Dodger at 12:13 PM PST - 13 comments

what next for my family/how to get out of here

Due to safety concerns, my family may need to leave our home and employment situation. Our lifestyle is rather bizarre. where should we go and how should we do it? very long and rambling-- sorry, but I'm somewhat confused at the moment. [more inside]
posted by lgyre at 11:53 AM PST - 24 comments

Firefox freezes when downloading, help!

I download a lot of images from the net. Using Firefox, the browser freezes while the file downloads. IE does not. I hate using IE. How do I make Firefox allow me to surf around while downloading? [more inside]
posted by yellowbinder at 11:51 AM PST - 6 comments

How to go about managing payments in a web app?

PHP/TransactionFilter: Designing a web application where users will have actual monetary accounts. What is the best way to approach this? [more inside]
posted by ReiToei at 11:27 AM PST - 8 comments

Ping pong pros needed!

Building a ping pong table to ITTF rules? Wood/paint selection help needed. [more inside]
posted by mphuie at 11:17 AM PST - 8 comments

How do I tell how much casein (or dairy protein) is in a food product?

How do I tell how much casein (or dairy protein) is in a food product? [more inside]
posted by letahl at 10:58 AM PST - 3 comments

Where is the best play money poker online?

Where is the best "play money" poker online? [more inside]
posted by chrisalbon at 10:54 AM PST - 14 comments

A list of films to make someone Hollywood literate?

Help me find a list of films to give someone a Hollywood education. [more inside]
posted by Bookhouse at 10:50 AM PST - 11 comments

All You Need Is Blood...Blood Is All You Need?

[family squabble filter]: My brother is convinced that a human could survive by consuming nothing but blood from other humans. I want to prove him wrong without actually testing his theory. [more inside]
posted by duckierose at 10:48 AM PST - 21 comments

Back pain after tennis

I hurt my lower back playing tennis. Help! [more inside]
posted by corpse at 10:42 AM PST - 14 comments

How to get my Thinkpad into workable condition?

I've got an old IBM Thinkpad G40 circa something like 1998 that runs Pentium II and I want to get it running as fast as possible while spending as little money as possible. [more inside]
posted by alon at 10:36 AM PST - 8 comments

gem hunt usa

Where are good places to hunt for gems in the USA? Opals are a current interest, but I'm flexible. [more inside]
posted by Jacen at 10:36 AM PST - 13 comments

Pressurized Air tank - bag

I want to put tennis balls in a tank/bag that I can pressurize to about ~20-30 psi (perhaps more). Do you know where I can find such a tank(or what it would be called) for a reasonable price (less than $50) ? It should be able to hold at least 30 balls. Used would be fine.
posted by tallpaul at 10:33 AM PST - 10 comments

Help me find an interior design blog.

What are some interesting, smart interior design blogs to follow? [more inside]
posted by geoff. at 10:00 AM PST - 10 comments

Fujitsu T4220!

Where can I take a look at a Fujitsu laptop around Vancouver, BC/Seattle, WA area? [more inside]
posted by aeighty at 9:50 AM PST - 2 comments

Lifeskills: how to find a men's hairstylist that knows their stuff?

Other than asking friends, what do I look for / how do I find an incredible men's hair stylist? And once found, how do I help them help me? It's time for a major restyling but it will be a tall order if it can be pulled off, so I fear most stylists are going to think they're up to it, then botch it. How do you sleuth which stylists are the ones to trust? (Bonus points for non-country-specific answers, so I can find good stylists wherever I go) [more inside]
posted by -harlequin- at 9:46 AM PST - 9 comments

photo tagging software?

What is a good program (preferably free) that I can use to embed tags in my photo collection? [more inside]
posted by Popcorn at 9:45 AM PST - 6 comments

When the past isn't even a foreign country

Which aspects of everyday life for Samuel Johnson or Benjamin Franklin have now essentially vanished from the world? [more inside]
posted by holgate at 9:44 AM PST - 54 comments

Special Characters in Word on OS X

How do I easily insert special characters in Word on Mac OS X? [more inside]
posted by deansfurniture5 at 9:40 AM PST - 9 comments

Would you be shocked if I changed into something more comfortable?

Where in San Francisco can I get my hair set to look like a 1930s movie star? Any other tips on a 1930s boudoir look would be appreciated, too. [more inside]
posted by otherwordlyglow at 9:40 AM PST - 3 comments

Where to stay in Portland, OR

I'll be traveling to Portland, OR, on business for a month in the (very) near future. Any suggestions for great places to stay? [more inside]
posted by *burp* at 9:23 AM PST - 9 comments

Popular 1970's Jewelry

What types of jewelry was popular in the mid 1970's for teenagers and young adults? Particularly in the US and Canada. What did you buy for yourself and what was commonly given as a gift? [more inside]
posted by LadyBonita at 9:18 AM PST - 26 comments

Japanese RPGs: what's with the children?

What is it with "Japanese style" RPGs that have children as the protagonist? I'm looking for answers other than "the Japanese, they crazy!" [more inside]
posted by jaded at 9:08 AM PST - 13 comments

Daytime Courtroom Television: What Gives?

"Real" court case TV shows: what's in it for the parties involved, and the legal system in general? [more inside]
posted by Rykey at 8:54 AM PST - 14 comments

Why can't I back the Huskies?

Is there anywhere for a U.S. resident to get t-shirts from Canadian universities? [more inside]
posted by Chrysostom at 8:46 AM PST - 8 comments

darn polariod camera!

My polaroid camera wont close. Anyone know how to take one apart/put it back together correctly? [more inside]
posted by milestogo at 8:29 AM PST - 1 comment

Or am I just fat?

I just got a new digital camera, and I've noticed that there seems to be some horizontal distortion. [more inside]
posted by Evangeline at 8:15 AM PST - 8 comments

Help me reduce the size of this ImageReady CS animated gif file for an email banner.

Help me reduce the file size for Adobe ImageReady CS animated gif. [more inside]
posted by UnclePlayground at 8:14 AM PST - 5 comments

How can I help my boyfriend face his serious, long-term roach problem?

How can I help my boyfriend face his serious, long-term roach problem? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:05 AM PST - 62 comments

What to do about a sheriff serving papers in another state at an address I don't live at?

A sheriff visited a former address of mine earlier today to serve documents. I'm not sure what these documents were. What is my best course of action other than hiring a lawyer in terms of getting the scoop? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:04 AM PST - 5 comments

Learning German in one year

I have one year (actually about 11 months and 20 days) to learn German from almost scratch. Help! [more inside]
posted by barrakuda at 8:01 AM PST - 30 comments

Low power homebrew NAS and ftp server

How do I build a super low powered PC, and just how low can I go without costing a fortune? [more inside]
posted by twine42 at 7:59 AM PST - 23 comments

How can we estimate how much it would cost to build our own house?

How do I decide if it is worthwhile to build my own house? Where can I find out how to do estimates of time and cost, or who can do that for me? [more inside]
posted by procrastination at 7:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Help me find cheap-but-comfy yarn brands?

What yarn brands give the best quality for the price? I'm interested in designer yarn as well as more economical yarns. [more inside]
posted by cowbellemoo at 7:29 AM PST - 22 comments

What kind of cookie sheet should I use for baking bread?

I just baked my first loaf of bread (challah). It came out pretty close to perfect, but the bottom of the bread was way too dark. It seems to me that the cookie sheet is the problem. (I used an aluminum cookie sheet and parchment paper.) I would like to try a different sheet next time. What kind should I buy?
posted by kdern at 6:48 AM PST - 18 comments

How can I provide two view-versions of a single document?

How to write one document that translates into several targeted documents? In other words: how can I provide one kind of view on my thesis to people from university, who care about definitions of terms, literature references, methodical preambles, and another to other people who are also interested in sidebars and anecdotal evidence? Some parts of the text are relevant to both. [more inside]
posted by jouke at 6:06 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me find a specific piece of music

Does anyone know the beautiful classical (violin) music that was playing at the London 02 arena in the hours before Prince was on stage? [more inside]
posted by daveyt at 5:02 AM PST - 2 comments

Copying files - duplicate filnames

I want to copy files, ignoring & logging it if the target directory contains files with the same name. (Ubuntu 7.04) [more inside]
posted by Busy Old Fool at 4:30 AM PST - 6 comments

Help My School Get a .EDU!

How does the HS I work for go about getting a .edu domain name? I've done some preliminary searching, and the internet is doing a good job hiding the info from me. [more inside]
posted by bronxteacher at 3:48 AM PST - 7 comments

Substantial, sort of-meaningful projects?

I have an entire year of semi-boredom ahead of me. What projects can I do in this time period, that are substantial, inexpensive, can be done on the side whilst attending college, and will help me avoid looking back and regretting a wasted youth? I've made a font, almost completed writing a book, learnt how to do the splits. What else can I do, other than churn out more fonts and books? Are there any lists of to-do things out there? [more inside]
posted by Xere at 12:45 AM PST - 31 comments

Is the sun sunnier in southern skies?

Is it true that the skies in the Southern Hemisphere appear brighter and clearer than Northern Hemisphere skies? I have read this several times from various unscientific sources. If so, what is the reason?
posted by vizsla at 12:28 AM PST - 7 comments

NFL-related websites for 'grandad'?

Any recommendations for NFL related websites that would be interesting for my computer-phobic 80-year-old father? [more inside]
posted by woodblock100 at 12:10 AM PST - 6 comments

September 9

InDesign sucks, got anything else?

We (my ESL company in Beijing) are looking for a cross-platform (the person in charge of editing is using a mac, which...I...never...NO! and thus stems our problem), open-source, multi-lingual publishing software to support an in-house magazine we're trying to get started. It's gotta be something similar to InDesign, but it also has to be something we can train staff on who aren't, y'know, proficient in English. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by saysthis at 11:08 PM PST - 7 comments

ESPN football highlights music?

Does anybody know what those wonderful two or three tracks are that ESPN plays in the background while they go over football highlights (both college and NFL)? Or where I can find them? Thanks! [more inside]
posted by ac at 10:50 PM PST - 2 comments

How should I try black truffle?

Are truffles worth the extreme hype? If so, what would be the best way to try some? [more inside]
posted by Ms. Saint at 10:19 PM PST - 33 comments

Whaddya mean we dropped a zero from it?

WhatIf Filter - What would happen if the dollar 3/4ths of it's value? [more inside]
posted by richter_x at 10:03 PM PST - 10 comments

How to be a badass?

How does Clint Eastwood light matches on his stubble? I am really not cool, and learning this talent would make me cool. Thanks.
posted by trim17 at 9:14 PM PST - 21 comments

36 chances to impress me! GO GO!

I have 36 free iTunes Music Store downloads. Any recommendations? [more inside]
posted by travosaurus at 9:01 PM PST - 16 comments

How do I write a nice note to my neighbors asking them to keep it down?

How do I write a polite note to my neighbors letting them know that I can hear everything that goes on in their apartment and asking them to keep it to a reasonable minimum? [more inside]
posted by bijou at 8:37 PM PST - 27 comments

Please help me build a set of form questions for general contractor hiring.

Hopefully next year, with the right people and the right financing, we will start building a house. Part of this is hiring a general contractor. I would like to create a sheet of questions to send/give general contractors in my area so I can judge them on that as well as the reputation I can glean from each other and from the many people I've met in this area. Please help me formulate those questions. [more inside]
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:30 PM PST - 7 comments

Therapists in Chicago?

Do you know of a good therapist in the Chicago/Evanston area? Specifically, one that may be particularly helpful with family issues. Or is a therapist even prudent? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:10 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me Fat my Strat!

Mefi guitar tech-heads: Help me figure out how to wire this humbucker into the bridge position of my strat. Humbucker, two wires, Strat single coil, three wires. Buh? [more inside]
posted by stenseng at 8:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Having trouble with the game Ico on a PS2.

I purchased Ico a couple of weeks ago and finally got around to really playing it, the problem is that the game freezes (on a black screen) while loading at the same point every time I play it. [more inside]
posted by crios at 7:41 PM PST - 13 comments

Pianos aren't really portable. What are my keyboard options?

I'm looking for a portable keyboard with pretty realistic action. [more inside]
posted by booksandlibretti at 7:24 PM PST - 9 comments

Trying to get pregnant after coming off pill!

Trying to get pregnant after coming off pill! Help! [more inside]
posted by It ain't over yet at 7:16 PM PST - 31 comments

Best tapas in Manhattan?

Where can I find the best tapas, in Manhattan, on a Monday? [more inside]
posted by yt at 6:58 PM PST - 8 comments

Formal logic text reccomendations

Help me explore my new found interest in formal logic. [more inside]
posted by zennoshinjou at 5:58 PM PST - 21 comments

How to turn tea into cash?

What can I do with 1000 boxes of organic tea? [more inside]
posted by scblackman at 5:56 PM PST - 20 comments

Cheap winter clothes?

Cheap winter clothes online/MSP area? [more inside]
posted by senterstyle at 5:52 PM PST - 11 comments

Really basic MS Access question

Forgive me for asking such an embarrassingly basic MS Access question. I have two voter lists. Each one has a list of voters, and each voter has a unique identifying number as well as some other fields. There are some voters who appear on both lists (having identical voter numbers on both lists) and some voters who appear on only one. I am only concerned with the voters who appear on both lists: how do I import some fields from one list to the other so that the unique identifying number for each voter is matched by that voter's data from the other list?
posted by Mr. Justice at 5:50 PM PST - 7 comments

Please help me find this background

I hate to waste a question on this, but it seems I have no choice. does anyone know where i can find this background? I have looked at interfacelift and google images and deviant art and have found nothing.
posted by DJWeezy at 5:38 PM PST - 6 comments

borked character encoding, firefox

Did I do something to mess up character encoding in firefox? [more inside]
posted by juv3nal at 5:22 PM PST - 5 comments

Hot chocolate bar?

Candy question. Has anyone run across candy that's similar to hot chocolate powder pressed into the form of a bar? I tasted something like this in Germany in the mid-1970s and it was great. For the candy experts, how might I cook such a thing? [more inside]
posted by stam_broker at 5:14 PM PST - 11 comments

Give us a run-down of a best five day visit to Great Smoky Mountains National Park...

Last minute vacation help please ... My wife and I love to hike and see national park beauty and we've decided we'd like to visit Great Smoky Mountain National Park during the third week of September (both Tennessee and N. Carolina sides?) - some brief questions in explanation... [more inside]
posted by mctsonic at 5:03 PM PST - 11 comments

Clearly there were a lot of divers and they needed help with their wetsuits.

What is meant by the phrase "divers others" at the bottom of this page.
posted by 517 at 4:53 PM PST - 15 comments

Wherefore "big girls don't cry"?

Which movie really inspired Bob Gaudio (of the Four Seasons) to write the song "Big Girls Don't Cry"? It's not Tennessee's Partner. [more inside]
posted by bingo at 4:52 PM PST - 2 comments

Where to find the right tongs

Help my brother find a store that sells these tongs. [more inside]
posted by janell at 4:23 PM PST - 6 comments

Splitting the rent

Splitting the rent evenly even though the situation isn't even? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 3:54 PM PST - 27 comments

Professional Appreciation

My doctors have been beyond amazing and I'd like to get them a token of appreciation, but I'm not sure what to get. [more inside]
posted by tejolote at 3:36 PM PST - 24 comments

Classic music recommendations

ClassicalMusicfilter: I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms having listened to all of the BBC Proms this year -- no really, all of them, from first to last -- and I want to continue my musical education but I'm not sure what to listen to next and I was hoping you might have some recommendations. Literally any period of music, I'll try anything! If you can say which are your favourite recordings either on cd or region two dvd that would be helpful too.
posted by feelinglistless at 3:31 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me move to Cambridge!

How should I deal with phone services, money, and climate in moving from Charleston, SC to Cambridge, England? [more inside]
posted by farishta at 2:56 PM PST - 12 comments

NYC Virgin

New York for a virgin? [more inside]
posted by brautigan at 2:36 PM PST - 25 comments

Middle East in Hebrew?

Where can I find good online maps of the Middle East with the country and place names in Hebrew? Something like this one here. I can't read or write Hebrew, so I'm (apparently) hampered in tracking something down. Making an English language search and then trawling through 20 pages of google images at google.co.il turned up nothing. Alternatively, where can I buy such a map in London?
posted by londongeezer at 2:24 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me replace Ron Zacapa Centenario.

Help me find a good sipping rum, please. [more inside]
posted by leahwrenn at 2:10 PM PST - 19 comments

Is Annie Stoner Fake?

(LINKS NSFW) I came across these images of Annie Stoner while searching Flickr's iphone wallpaper group. People seem to rave about her body but to me it looks absurdly fake. A cut and paste job for sure. Here's her home page. and another example of what I'm talking about. Am I wrong about this? Have I gone insane? Am I so old that I don't know a real woman when I see one? Help me make the world go the right way. (ALL IMAGES NSFW)
posted by captainscared at 2:02 PM PST - 47 comments

Help me pick a new cell phone and carrier!

I'm looking to get a new cell phone and sign up for a new carrier, and I could use some advice. [more inside]
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 1:49 PM PST - 1 comment

Please help me find a name for a business

Please help me find a name for a business:) [more inside]
posted by leigh1 at 1:01 PM PST - 11 comments

Is it a good idea to buy two separate airline tickets for a single "trip"?

I'm thinking of taking a transatlantic, one-way flight using two separate tickets. Basically, the cheapest flight I've found that goes to my destination (via one or 2 connections) is more expensive than taking a direct flight to New York, and from there taking one of the budget airlines to my final destination. Should I go ahead with two separate tickets, or is the hassle not worth saving $100-200? [more inside]
posted by Deathalicious at 12:26 PM PST - 18 comments

What movie has aliens eating mom?

I'm trying to find out the name of a movie that terrified me as a kid. The specific scene I remember has some alien creatures eating a kids mother on the dining room table. There was a baseball, and the creature wrote something on it....and threw it up the stairs to the kid, I think? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
posted by aleahey at 11:33 AM PST - 5 comments

"Gonna take some time to do the things we never ha-aa-aaaa-aa-ad"

I'm looking for a great (introductory) book on the history of the African continent. [more inside]
posted by inoculatedcities at 11:25 AM PST - 8 comments

I only know Pig Latin, sorry.

The weekly english-to-latin translation. Help me translate a couple of things, por favor. [more inside]
posted by damnjezebel at 10:21 AM PST - 8 comments

How does one move data from old floppies to a MacBook Pro?

I have some Macintosh-formatted floppy disks from the 1990s. They contain data I would like to have (old writing, Quicken files, etc.). Leaving aside issues of media integrity, how do I transfer these to a modern Mac. I have no access to Mac floppy drive of any kind. I do have access to PCs with floppy drives. But, of course, under normal circumstances a PC doesn't recognize a Mac-formatted disk. How do I get my data from these floppies to my MacBook Pro?
posted by smithmac_99 at 10:03 AM PST - 10 comments

Attack of the plastic spores

Help me refurbish some deadly lawn furniture. [more inside]
posted by tehloki at 10:02 AM PST - 6 comments

iFilm to harddrive to powerpoint directions

VideoFilter: How to download video from youtube or iFilm to my hard drive? [more inside]
posted by pammo at 9:52 AM PST - 12 comments

Please give me my email back!

I'm using Thunderbird 2.0.0.6, and I want to alter it's behaviour. Several "features" are really starting to annoy me, and I'd like to be able to turn them off. [more inside]
posted by Rabulah at 9:40 AM PST - 2 comments

How do I memorize a zillion words in three months?

I'm studying to take the Japanese Language Proficiency Test in December. I have a shitload to learn and it seems nigh insurmountable, but I can do it. What are the best ways to study for this? [more inside]
posted by borkingchikapa at 9:15 AM PST - 8 comments

Two becomes one?

How can I rewire all my phone jacks to one line (from two)? [more inside]
posted by special-k at 8:35 AM PST - 27 comments

Specific website images not loading on my internet connection?

The website toysrus.ca won't load any images on my computer, it's the only site I could find that does this. Even stranger, if I access the site through a proxy, the site loads fine. I also asked friends online to check for me, and the site loads fine for them too. What is going on?
posted by exolstice at 7:25 AM PST - 11 comments

Applying Mentzer's HIT for upperbody only

I just want to build upper body with Mentzer's HIT approach, can someone with experience with HIT tell me if I'm getting enough rest? (Details inside) [more inside]
posted by gttommy at 6:37 AM PST - 7 comments

They don't want my English money...

What's the easiest way to make my US student loan payments from England? [more inside]
posted by cilantro at 6:12 AM PST - 11 comments

When to convert Dollars to Euros?

Financial Advice: I need to convert a lot (10k?) of Dollars to Euros in the next few months. When should I? Are there some pretty well-known patterns in the ebb and flow of these currencies?
posted by sirion at 5:30 AM PST - 19 comments

Website design copyrighted?

Are website designs copyrighted? [more inside]
posted by Kimpossible at 5:23 AM PST - 10 comments

September 8

We love the lord!

In the film Jesus Camp, there is a really catchy song that goes something like: "We love the lord. We love the lord of Zion!" or something like that - anyone know what it's called? Even better, how to find it?
posted by dkleinst at 11:56 PM PST - 6 comments

Scar

Why do Bipolar sufferers cut themselves? [more inside]
posted by hadjiboy at 11:03 PM PST - 30 comments

Where can I see silent films in Dallas?

Where can I see silent films on the big screen around Dallas? [more inside]
posted by doppleradar at 10:27 PM PST - 6 comments

Thank you for the coffee, monsieur. I shall miss that when I leave Casablanca.

Not going any time soon, but considering exploring Morocco within the year. Why? Ummm, I have no idea. So tell me about your best & worst experiences there. Best places to stay, best memories, worst memories, things not to miss, things to avoid, impressions of the country, the people, the food, the land, etc. Enlighten me. Inspire me to actually consider this. Or not. [more inside]
posted by miss lynnster at 9:59 PM PST - 12 comments

What Unmarked Black Helicopter Pilots drive on their days off?

The unmarked black cars cars: why is their existence a secret? [more inside]
posted by univac at 9:57 PM PST - 14 comments

Use it or lose it.

What's the best way to find cool stuff on Usenet? [more inside]
posted by matkline at 9:53 PM PST - 18 comments

How many times has Mt. Vesuvius erupted since 79 AD?

How many times has Mt. Vesuvius erupted since AD 79? [more inside]
posted by phoenixy at 9:24 PM PST - 4 comments

A shameful question about movie sex scenes

How to find an 'as seen on tv' compendium of sex scenes from mainstream movies [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:12 PM PST - 7 comments

idiots guide to learning RF?

SignalFilter: Help a struggling network engineer understand the basics of RF transmission. [more inside]
posted by Industrial PhD at 9:06 PM PST - 5 comments

Desperate Packing Filter: A Month in Alaska!!?

Starting next week, I'm going to be spending four lovely weeks in Anchorage, Alaska and the surrounding area. All I get to bring with me is what I can lug on the plane of course... and I don't want to be 4000 miles from home without the essentials! What should I bring to be appropriately dressed for the weather? [more inside]
posted by keribear at 8:37 PM PST - 5 comments

Cleaning the Slate

What's the best way to wipe a hard drive clean? [more inside]
posted by Poolio at 7:54 PM PST - 14 comments

Equatorial Memorial

Equatorial Memorial: Is there anywhere along the equator a display, or set of fountains straddling the equator itself that show the clockwise vs. counterclockwise draining effect in the southern vs. northern hemispheres? If not, would it work to have two fountains showing this? How far apart would they need to be?
posted by BrodieShadeTree at 7:52 PM PST - 8 comments

Very short visit / Very long layover in Honolulu

Suggestions and tips for an 11-hour layover in Honolulu (HNL), coming from Japan, heading to Portland? [more inside]
posted by hyperfascinated at 7:50 PM PST - 6 comments

Why is Justin Timberlake so hottttttt?

Why is Justin Timberlake so hot? [more inside]
posted by k8t at 7:10 PM PST - 83 comments

HD DVD and Blu-ray

Please, tell me who is winning the format war between HD DVD and Blu-ray. Both data and (well-founded and -referenced) opinion welcome.
posted by Kwantsar at 7:09 PM PST - 19 comments

Hong Jun?

What does the phrase "Hong Jun" mean? [more inside]
posted by furiousxgeorge at 7:02 PM PST - 8 comments

Note taking ^ 2

How do I manage notes for my dissertation on a Mac? [more inside]
posted by raheel at 6:22 PM PST - 18 comments

Taxonomy of Congress Critters

How many of the current crop of 535 US congress people have law degrees?
posted by iconjack at 6:09 PM PST - 9 comments

Help plan a tour around the U.S.A. for my great mom!

One of my mother's dreams is to take a road-trip through all the states that run along the border of the U.S. I could use some suggestions for sight-seeing and other practical advice to help make this dream a reality for my amazing mom! [more inside]
posted by TimeTravelSpeed at 5:55 PM PST - 5 comments

What single book is the best introduction to your field (or specialization within your field) for laypeople?

What single book is the best introduction to your field (or specialization within your field) for laypeople? [more inside]
posted by limon at 5:40 PM PST - 242 comments

Why does Sphinx the cat suddenly want people food?

Our 5 year old cat has developed a sudden interest in "people food". He's a very healthy, neutered male that we adopted at age 2, so we don't have a full background on him. He's always sniffed people food and then turned away from it, but the past 3 days or so he's expressed a meow-y interest in whatever we're eating, especially if it's bready or cracker-y or otherwise carb-like. His own eating habits (his cat food) haven't changed or slacked off, and his water intake and litter box habits are normal. He's due for a yearly checkup this weekend and we're planning on asking the vet about it, but I'd appreciate any insight between now and then.
posted by ersatzkat at 4:45 PM PST - 24 comments

Where's a Bears-friendly bar in Milwaukee?

Where is a good place to watch a Chicago Bears game while in Milwaukee? [more inside]
posted by pokermonk at 4:25 PM PST - 4 comments

Best way to promote my rss xml feed?

Promoting my xml rss feed. For free. Online. What's the best way to about doing this?
posted by JaySunSee at 4:22 PM PST - 8 comments

Spanish cell phone email to SMS gateway?

I have a Spanish mobile number to which I want to send text messages. Unfortunately, I have T-Mobile and the Spanish number can't receive messages from T-Mobile (only Cingular). Does Movistar / Telefonica provide an email address for each mobile phone that acts as an email to SMS gateway, effectively allowing me to send text messages to this Spanish number? [more inside]
posted by thebabelfish at 4:18 PM PST - 1 comment

Who will rock me?

There's a relatively recent(?) alt-rock song I've heard on the radio a couple of times in the last six months which sounds like I imagine Queen might sound if they were just starting out today. What/who is it? [more inside]
posted by poweredbybeard at 4:18 PM PST - 20 comments

The goggles they do nothing!

What happens to photons after they do their thing? [more inside]
posted by evilelvis at 4:17 PM PST - 22 comments

Where to find a Falstaff-sized buck basket?

Say you're doing a production of Merry Wives of Windsor and you've gotten to Act III, Scene 3. Now ask yourself, where are you going to find a buck basket? [more inside]
posted by grabbingsand at 3:36 PM PST - 8 comments

Another reason to hate AT&T

I live in Mesa Arizona. Recently, several churches have had or/are having these giant cross shaped cell towers installed on church property. [more inside]
posted by Mr_Zero at 3:34 PM PST - 37 comments

Has anyone had any success with removing sweat / antiperspirant combo stains?

Has anyone had any success with removing sweat / antiperspirant combo stains? [more inside]
posted by GleepGlop at 3:21 PM PST - 17 comments

Basic Recipes

What are some basic recipes to add to my cooking repertoire? [more inside]
posted by mpls2 at 2:25 PM PST - 35 comments

De-advertising with Photoshop

I remember seeing a really cool Photoshop project a while ago that took pictures of street scenes, removed all the text from the image, then created a second image consisting only of the removed text, with font and placement preserved. Who did it and where can I find it?
posted by bokane at 2:07 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me not appear to be sleeping my way to the top

How do I as a young female professional behave warmly, but not flirtatiously, towards attractive men with whom I want to network? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:43 PM PST - 37 comments

Help us make the most out of our last minute trip to SF!

Need your assistance with a last minute trip to SAN FRANCISCO for LOVE FEST! [more inside]
posted by infinityjinx at 1:08 PM PST - 3 comments

What year did Amazon.com add community reviews?

What year did Amazon.com unveil community reviews? [more inside]
posted by zooropa at 12:52 PM PST - 5 comments

What to do in Amsterdam... with my dad.

What to do in Delft/Rotterdam/Amsterdam.... with my dad? My dad and I are spending next weekend in the Netherlands, and neither of have ever been. I don't know anything about the country or the area, so I'm looking for ideas on what to do. [more inside]
posted by ruwan at 12:44 PM PST - 19 comments

Me and Me against ... Lenovo?

I've worked as a technology consultant and technician for nearly 17 years and in all that time, I have never been so upset by a technology purchase. About 40 days ago, I purchased a Lenovo X61t (tablet) laptop. One problem appeared immediately out of the box, the other two have developed: 1. Will not enter sleep mode. (Out of the box) 2. Dead pixel in the center of the screen. (developed) 3. Bezel is coming unglued from the screen. (developing) I would gladly have them repair it, but they've stated to me that they will not do it because they aren't sure whether the bezel issue is a defect or not, the sleep issue could be Vista related, and they allow for a minimum of eight dead pixels. Am I screwed? Do I have any means to ratchet up the pressure. Texas doesn't seem to have any lemon laws that would help me here and while I've heard of attempting to contact higher-ups or even small claims court, I am not sure how to do such things. Any advice?
posted by tcv at 12:42 PM PST - 11 comments

Fast emergency U.S. passport needed for travel soon.

I post this on behalf of a friend in need of passport help. Here he is: I need a U.S. passport in less than a week's time. I have been summoned to a foreign country on short notice, and it's crucial that I'm there when needed. I need to leave no later than September 17th. [more inside]
posted by brownpau at 12:32 PM PST - 18 comments

Calendar software that includes to-do lists?

I don't want a to-do list next to my calendar. I want to-do lists in my calendar. Help me find the scheduling software (OS X or web-based) of my dreams. [more inside]
posted by nebulawindphone at 11:55 AM PST - 14 comments

I can rap more raps than a superman can

wacky 80's rap tracks - recommend more songs like "The Breaks", "Magic's Wand", and especially "Holiday Rap"!
posted by pravit at 11:51 AM PST - 20 comments

Help me compell my local police department to enforce the law

Can I make my town police department enforce the drunk & disorderly conduct law? [more inside]
posted by man on the run at 11:40 AM PST - 12 comments

Inherited car problems, fun for the whole family?

Inherited car problems, fun for the whole family? [more inside]
posted by torpark at 11:31 AM PST - 7 comments

Dreaming in Technacolor?

Does magnesium really enhance your dreams? [more inside]
posted by craven_morhead at 11:27 AM PST - 15 comments

My monitor is sqaushed.

My notebook's external monitor goes wonky when running at its native resolution. [more inside]
posted by I Foody at 10:34 AM PST - 9 comments

Pulled Eye Muscle

My left eye hurts. Is it serious, or nothing to worry about? [more inside]
posted by Zosia Blue at 10:15 AM PST - 7 comments

Glacier Express Shortcut?

I want to take the Glacier Express when I'm in Switzerland. Is Zermatt to Chur sufficient to get the full fledged experience, or is the best part between Chur and St. Moritz?
posted by commander_cool at 10:10 AM PST - 1 comment

The perfect iPhone headset?

Does the perfect iPhone headset exist yet? Has it been announced? Specific definition of "perfect" inside the thread. [more inside]
posted by logovisual at 9:50 AM PST - 9 comments

How can I trap my wayward kitty?

How can I trap my lost cat? We know she's hanging out in a 2-3 house zone about a mile from us, but she isn't taking the bait in the Humane Society trap we set. What gives? [more inside]
posted by Lockjaw at 9:30 AM PST - 14 comments

Power strip and surge protection for tons of gear

I need a power strip/surge protector that in to which I can plug 15 components. [more inside]
posted by 4midori at 9:26 AM PST - 10 comments

Where do I get foam for my cans?

I need to replace the approx 3" diameter foam discs on my Beyerdynamic headphones - the ones that sit between the baffle and the driver. There's no information on the Beyerdynamic site, and I had this problem with Sennheiser before - these things are damn hard to come by (I know that Sennheiser make spares, but finding the ones that fit your cans is another story). Can I just make my own? Where would I go to buy thin foam that would feel nice pressed against my ears on a daily basis? Any other suggestions?
posted by russmail at 9:09 AM PST - 3 comments

What are some new toys or games that children are asking for?

What's on the kids birthday lists this year? Parents, please help me get up to date on popular new children's toys and games. [more inside]
posted by JDC8 at 8:50 AM PST - 13 comments

Do any individual or family insurance plans offer decent maternity coverage?

Do any individual or family insurance plans offer decent maternity coverage? [more inside]
posted by JPigford at 8:41 AM PST - 9 comments

Help me find "the airplane song" again.

The video for this song was done in a retro-vintage style (b&w, sepia tones, grainy and scratches, etc). Can you help me identify it? [more inside]
posted by ArsncHeart at 8:37 AM PST - 3 comments

Marriott ruined our wedding night!

Marriott ruined our wedding night! How do we get them to make it right? [more inside]
posted by natness at 8:32 AM PST - 39 comments

Will nitroxiline help a throat infection?

Can nitroxoline be used to treat a throat infection? Will it do anything to help? [more inside]
posted by ndrw at 8:02 AM PST - 11 comments

What US city has the three tallest buildings in the United States (is this a trick question?)

What US city has the three tallest buildings in the United states and is this a trick question? [more inside]
posted by Soulbee at 7:48 AM PST - 11 comments

How's the EDGE network in NYC on a normal day?

What are the EDGE network speeds like on an iphone in New York City on a normal day? Are they excruciating? I am not interested in watching videos, just basic suring (e.g., moviefone, nyt), email checking, etc. [more inside]
posted by milarepa at 7:41 AM PST - 9 comments

What music do you like to listen to in a bar?

What music do you like to listen to in a bar? [more inside]
posted by kolophon at 5:13 AM PST - 47 comments

Good places for writers to hang-out

Good places for writers to hang-out online? [more inside]
posted by long haired lover from liverpool at 3:55 AM PST - 5 comments

September 7

Wildly in love with a band and want to help.

I've just recently "discovered" a certain English band that I think is underrated and unheard of here in the US. I have this pie-in-the-sky idea that I'd like to turn them into the superstars they should be. How would one go about doing that? It seems an impossible task, but I'd like to take a stab at it. I'm purposely not mentioning the band as I don't want it to seem like I'm asking this question just to promote the band.
posted by philad at 11:18 PM PST - 23 comments

Battle of the Books

What were the "Battle of the Books" books in Canada in the early to mid- 90s? [more inside]
posted by arcticwoman at 11:11 PM PST - 4 comments

Moving to France soon, what do I need to prepare?

I applied for a year long university research position in France (Marseille, Aix-en-Provence area) and was chosen! Now I have 3 weeks to get ready and move. What should I do to get ready to leave the US of A? [more inside]
posted by tip120 at 9:45 PM PST - 12 comments

A tetanus shot might hurt, but I'm guessing lockjaw would be worse.

Do I need to get a tetanus shot? [more inside]
posted by synecdoche at 8:31 PM PST - 19 comments

What's a good passive income for a creative type (web designer / developer / illustrator / musician)?

I'm a full-time web designer employed 9-5 and I'd love to find a way to make a little bit of extra income on the weekend without locking myself into a full-blown second job as a freelancer. My marketable skills are - web site design, html & css development, music composition and illustration. [more inside]
posted by katala at 8:29 PM PST - 4 comments

Brand new noise coming from G5 into audio signal

I have a Mac G5 and it is connected via the analog audio output port to my stereo receiver, and a new humming buzzing just started. [more inside]
posted by lockedroomguy at 7:47 PM PST - 18 comments

External RAID 5

The amount of data I now have makes it impractical to continue backing up to DVD. I was planning on building a RAID 5 array, but I'm in over my head. [more inside]
posted by tumult at 7:29 PM PST - 16 comments

Weird shortwave radio signal

Screwing around with my shortwave radio tonight, I found this signal. [MP3] Anyone care to shed some light? [more inside]
posted by knave at 6:38 PM PST - 22 comments

Millions of speeches, speeches for free!

Last Saturday I gave a speech to a group of about 500 people and I rocked it. Standing ovation and all. I want to start doing much more public speaking, but how do I promote myself as public speaker and land some more speaking opprotunities? (either paid or unpaid) [more inside]
posted by jlowen at 6:31 PM PST - 12 comments

Looking for a Tango

I'm looking for a tango with a strong simple structure like Hernado's Hideaway, but not so recognizable. Help?
posted by rainbaby at 6:31 PM PST - 2 comments

Resell Apple Software?

I'm an idiot. I bought my first Macbook this week, and I added iLife '08 to my order. My Macbook CAME with iLife '08. Can I resell my Apple Software?
posted by nikko at 6:28 PM PST - 10 comments

What to do in Austin

What should I do in Austin, TX? I'm there for one week for a conference... [more inside]
posted by unccivil at 6:06 PM PST - 25 comments

Are there any good reasons why I shouldn't wash clothes with rainwater?

Washing clothes with rain water - should I do it? [more inside]
posted by tomble at 6:00 PM PST - 25 comments

How much to charge for simple layout work?

I'm asking for a friend of mine: this company she used to work for has contacted her and asked her to design brochures for them. Problem is, she doesn't have any real design experience and has absolutely no idea what to charge them. [more inside]
posted by reallygoodgirl at 5:32 PM PST - 7 comments

Texas rude restaurants?

Are there any "rude restaurants" (i.e. intentionally rude waitstaff) in Texas? I could have sworn there was such a place in Dallas in the late 1990s but I can't find any trace of iot. If you've been to one, how was it? What other forms of "dinner theater" exist?
posted by rolypolyman at 5:28 PM PST - 20 comments

"Aye Carumba," cried Don Moopy

Cat collars. Ones that snap into action when in range of each other. Suggestions or better ideas most welcome. And of course I've included the whole exasperating tale for your consideration and/or amusement. [more inside]
posted by mu~ha~ha~ha~har at 5:24 PM PST - 21 comments

Help me find this artist! Electronic parts arranged like botanical prints.

Help me find this artist! Electronic parts arranged like botanical prints. [more inside]
posted by firefleet at 5:07 PM PST - 6 comments

Interesting poems related to foods or eating?

Interesting poems that A) are related to foods or eating in some way, B) would take less than two minutes to read out loud, and C) are in the public domain (or are otherwise available for non-commercial use without seeking permission)?
posted by sparrows at 4:58 PM PST - 15 comments

World's Greatest Dad in LA

Where can I buy "#1 Dad" stuff in LA? [more inside]
posted by YoungAmerican at 4:43 PM PST - 2 comments

ID anime character

ID anime character Does anyone happen to know who this anime character is and what anime game (or perhaps show) she is from? It appears to be from KID productions which is a game creator but can't seem to find anything more than that. My daughter (the anime fan) has been trying to find out who the character is and wanted me to see if any mefites knew the character. Thanks. Photos of character are here and here .
posted by GlowWyrm at 4:43 PM PST - 2 comments

How to Create a Benefits Package

How does one develop a benefits package when starting a new business? [more inside]
posted by goalyeehah at 4:02 PM PST - 6 comments

"Have you ever been touched by a wolf skin?" Uh, come again?

"Have you ever been touched by a wolf skin?" One glorious evening I was taking the dog for a walk when I had one of those moments. Like Saul struck down from his horse so too was I struck by a mighty light. Of course, this light wasn't god. No, it was a street lamp illuminaiting a car underneath it. And on that back window, was this. Digging through the deepest of Google's mines I have come up empty, and turn to you oh wise and learned ones. What in the name of god does this mean? Do you think I should ask my neighbor who walks around in a crotchless panda suit? (no such neighbor exists, sadly.) Thank you
posted by munchingzombie at 3:08 PM PST - 14 comments

LaTex Book Templates?

Where can I find LaTex book templates? [more inside]
posted by tesseract420 at 2:39 PM PST - 3 comments

Tunneling audio over TCP/IP

How can I play audio from one computer through another computer's sound card? [more inside]
posted by spaceman_spiff at 2:35 PM PST - 10 comments

i need litter box training.

how to train a human to use a litter box? [more inside]
posted by kidsleepy at 1:55 PM PST - 35 comments

Shaking with rage, and with a lot of other stuff too

When I need to stand up for myself or interact with someone I despise, I often find myself literally shaking a little. Or a lot, actually. My new job involves a lot of this (often on others' behalf), so I'd like to control it. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:53 PM PST - 21 comments

Legalities after Bicycle Accident?

I got hit by a car on a bicycle while carrying a laptop. Bicycle & laptop are busted, but thankfully I'm not. What do I do now, legally speaking? [more inside]
posted by suedehead at 1:41 PM PST - 19 comments

US News methodology

Two Questions about US News Best National Universities Rankings. [more inside]
posted by JamesJD at 1:35 PM PST - 7 comments

I'm afraid of a book!

How can I read this scary book without going crazy? This may sound silly, but I swear it's serious.... [more inside]
posted by lunasol at 1:35 PM PST - 24 comments

Open source XML web searching?

I'm looking for suggestions for open source software that will allow me to take a large amount of XML, do searches of it through a web interface (especially allowing selecting trees or tags for narrowing searches), and return HTML-formatted results. [more inside]
posted by Mo Nickels at 12:48 PM PST - 6 comments

Honeymoon in Vanuatu?

Honeymoon in Vanuatu? Or Fiji? [more inside]
posted by gottabefunky at 12:45 PM PST - 13 comments

Single White Nerd Seeks A Special Gamepad

Windows Gamers / Programmers: How can I get a trackball to work as a game controller? [more inside]
posted by Popular Ethics at 12:02 PM PST - 7 comments

MULTIPLE questions about a terrible car accidnet and the medical/legal fallout.

My brother and his wife were in a near fatal car accident in California while on vacation. I need to get them about 200 miles back to Las Vegas. I have MULTIPLE questions, and I hope you guys (and gals) can help... [more inside]
posted by lattiboy at 12:01 PM PST - 44 comments

Help me watch the RWC!

Has anyone used Setanta's broadband service before? [more inside]
posted by mikel at 11:53 AM PST - 2 comments

How to learn languages, from home, from zero knowledge to fluency.

I only know English but I've decided I'd like to be fluent in other languages (reading, writing, and speaking). I've decided to start with Spanish. I'm looking for success stories of people who have learned a language (and Spanish in particular) from scratch, at home, and have become as fluent as possible without being immersed in a Spanish-speaking country. [more inside]
posted by debacle at 11:53 AM PST - 20 comments

name that font!

What is this font? And this color? [more inside]
posted by echo0720 at 11:52 AM PST - 11 comments

Burn the horse?

Anyone been to Playa Del Fuego? Should we go this year? [more inside]
posted by MrMoonPie at 10:49 AM PST - 6 comments

memory

How long can a hard drive store data ? [more inside]
posted by sgt.serenity at 10:40 AM PST - 11 comments

Braised rabbit, a la Fatal Attraction, ain't gonna cut it.

Need creative ideas for a high-end gala event with a decidedly low-end theme: the 1980s. [more inside]
posted by justonegirl at 10:40 AM PST - 26 comments

How do we present a showcase for a band?

Our band is doing a private showcase for a label and management. What do we do? [more inside]
posted by KevinSkomsvold at 10:39 AM PST - 8 comments

What PS2 game should we play next?

After a lovely weekend playing Harry Potter on a borrowed xbox 360, my lady and I are feeling inspired to dust off our PS2. Given that we like adventure and aren't so big on shooting, what game should we rent this weekend? [more inside]
posted by jaybeans at 10:32 AM PST - 29 comments

"Let's bury the hatchet like the Beatles and the Stones..."

If you weren't dead in the 60s or know more than me, help me understand this "Beatles-Stones rivalry." [more inside]
posted by TheOnlyCoolTim at 10:29 AM PST - 39 comments

Looking for a song with "they always will" repeated at the end.

I'm trying to find a song where, at least near the end, "they always will" was repeated often (at the end of every other line, I think). I've heard it a few times but have never been able to catch more of the lyrics, which seem somewhat indistinct. It's an upbeat rock song, perhaps leaning a bit towards pop, male singer. It sounds like it could be from the 80s. [more inside]
posted by 6550 at 10:28 AM PST - 5 comments

Trying to figure out what to do with the rest of my life in the next ten minutes... and go

I graduated last may with a degree in Politics from a small liberal arts school. As one might expect I have found my job prospects since then less than thrilling. I now have the opportunity to re-enroll in school for a masters program in cs. [more inside]
posted by bernsno at 10:19 AM PST - 8 comments

Alternative concert venues in Montreal?

Alternative performance spaces in Montreal? [more inside]
posted by Marquis at 10:03 AM PST - 2 comments

How can I be more frugal?

I'm on a (self-imposed) tight budget, but I don't want to compromise my quality of life. So I'm looking for the best strategies to get great deals on everything from computers to clothing to books. What are your recommendations? [more inside]
posted by scottreynen at 9:35 AM PST - 46 comments

super cool kids magazines

What are some cool kids magazines? [more inside]
posted by raztaj at 9:35 AM PST - 22 comments

Farm Aid: To Go or Not To Go?

Farm Aid: What will I miss by leaving early? [more inside]
posted by kmtiszen at 9:33 AM PST - 3 comments

Buying a wreak

Is it a good idea to buy a salvaged car? [more inside]
posted by JPDD at 9:13 AM PST - 13 comments

Can they really make me do that?

Quasi legal status filter: There are a lot of things out there that I take for granted as legal till I think about it. How can you find out what the actual legal standing of an issue is? [more inside]
posted by stormygrey at 8:46 AM PST - 23 comments

Environmental Policy Efficacy

How effective are government regulations for environmental concerns? Or do corporations just find loopholes around bureaucratic laws anyhow?
posted by destro at 8:09 AM PST - 17 comments

Engagement Gift?

My oldest friend (our parents knew each other before we were born) is having his engagement party tomorrow, and being the last-minute jackass that I am, I'm shopping for a gift today. Please help! [more inside]
posted by splatta at 8:07 AM PST - 11 comments

After gallbladder surgery, will I ever be able to eat anything I love?

Ultrasound and bloodwork after several excruciating bouts of pain this week show that I apparently have gallbladder disease. Help. [more inside]
posted by desuetude at 7:20 AM PST - 35 comments

Conferences for Dummies

How do you organize a conference? [more inside]
posted by divabat at 3:08 AM PST - 10 comments

September 6

How can unauthorized access be used without evil?

DoublethinkFilter: Suppose someone had unauthorized access to thousands of random computers around the world. Without doing anything illegal or unethical (besides controlling these computers of course), is there some way they could use these computers for profit without hindering the true owner's ability to operate the computer?
posted by comwiz at 11:37 PM PST - 37 comments

Where can I park over the weekend in Mountain View, CA?

Hello everyone. I'm going to be taking the caltrain from SF to Mountain View every weekday for work, and I was wondering if anyone knew where I can park my car in Mountain View over the weekends? Preferably near the Caltrain station. I'm OK with paying for a spot. Thanks!
posted by I like to eat meat at 11:20 PM PST - 6 comments

Rock the Blind

I'm taking a legally blind friend iPod shopping. Any experience with iPod magnification devices needed. [more inside]
posted by BitterOldPunk at 10:31 PM PST - 8 comments

Will The Sims 2 run .iso and retail expansions together?

A question for Sims 2 players. [more inside]
posted by Roman Graves at 10:14 PM PST - 6 comments

Can I play Bioshock on my system?

I'm thinking of buying Bioshock for the PC. Is my system up to the task of playing this game with all (or close to all) its graphical bells and whistles? System specs inside. [more inside]
posted by Effigy2000 at 9:36 PM PST - 18 comments

Help me identify this artist

Please help me identify an artist. [more inside]
posted by gummo at 9:13 PM PST - 2 comments

I left a note, but no call.

EthicsFilter. My teenager with a learner's permit backed into a parked car (whilst practicing driving with me in the front passenger seat screaming "no, no, no!"). I left a note with my phone number, asked a passerby whether they knew who owned the car (they did not), and called my insurance company to make a claim. But the owners haven't called and it's been a week -- now what? [more inside]
posted by ClaudiaCenter at 8:32 PM PST - 23 comments

What video cards should I get?

I'm looking for recommendations for a couple of video cards. One for an older PC, PCI only, driving a 1680x1050 display. The other for a newish PC driving a 1980x1020 HDTV. [more inside]
posted by aerotive at 8:23 PM PST - 1 comment

Omiya (Kama Sutra) - Who Sings It?

Who's the singer in "Omiya" on the Kama Sutra soundtrack? And if I like (love!) that song, what other similar music might you recommend? [more inside]
posted by Liosliath at 7:39 PM PST - 6 comments

Name that country song that spans 20 years!

Question from a country music video, can you identify it? [more inside]
posted by TheDukeofLancaster at 7:27 PM PST - 5 comments

Credit Auto-Renew

How common and/or ethical is the practice of auto-renewing a credit card subscription payment without authorization? [more inside]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:14 PM PST - 20 comments

Schlock & Roll! Eddie Furlong is so cool! He is HERO!

I need a rather rare video tape copied to DVD or saved as a video file. I don't have the equipment to do it myself and the tape is out of print, only released in Japan, unlikely to ever be released on dvd, and still under copyright. It's official documentation of an American child actor's Japanese music career. It is my 'happy' tape because I always feel better after I watch it. What is the best way to get this copied? Bonus points if it's cheap or free and/or local to Charlotte, NC. [more inside]
posted by aristan at 6:48 PM PST - 9 comments

Where can I find historic newspaper circulation data?

Where do I find data about 1940s newspaper circulation? I want to see what was going on with newspaper readership in the 1940s, before, during and after WWII. I think that newspaper readership went up during the war and am trying to find data to prove it! I'm looking for 1940s circulation statistics for some of the big newspapers (NY times, LA Times, Chicago Tribune & Christian Science Monitor). I am finding very little reliable information. Is there a reference librarian in the house who could point me towards a reference book or source?
posted by pluckysparrow at 6:41 PM PST - 4 comments

I don't want to walk you up to the casket!

How do I tactfully avoid having to accompany people to the casket at a family member's funeral? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:32 PM PST - 17 comments

For the princess to be...

Finding it impossible to locate natural ruby solitaire/stud sterling silver or white gold (not plated) earrings for my soon to be daughter-in-law. Can someone point me in the right direction? Will shop online or in the New York City / Long Island area. [more inside]
posted by eatdonuts at 5:47 PM PST - 11 comments

Best online teleconferencing options?

Help save my friend and the atmosphere from unwanted air travel! He works at home, for a company in another state; they fly him in several times a month for meetings. How can he persuade them that he doesn't need to go, that there's a teleconferencing app that'll work just as well? [more inside]
posted by niloticus at 5:44 PM PST - 13 comments

Why is there ubiquitious loud music?

Why do bars, restaurants, clothing stores and shoe stores play such loud music? Why when I'm buying a pair of business blacks do I have to listen to the latest dance hits at high volume? More inside. [more inside]
posted by sien at 4:59 PM PST - 34 comments

Please clue me in about birth announcments.

Talk to me about birth announcements in newspapers. [more inside]
posted by kmennie at 4:43 PM PST - 11 comments

Rowing Machine Recommendations on a budget

alternative rowing machines to the expensive concept 2's? [more inside]
posted by thelost at 3:55 PM PST - 15 comments

Grill DOA?

Gas Grill Filter: The lid slipped and *slammed* as I was putting it down while cooking dinner on my gas grill ( 6-8yo Weber Genesis, if it makes a difference). A bunch of black flaky schmutz landed on my food and a mid to high pitched hum started emanating from the gas tank. [more inside]
posted by dancinglamb at 2:59 PM PST - 8 comments

Korea vacation - best place to stay at a reasonable price

Korea vacation - best place to stay at a reasonable price? I am looking for any options for a 4 or 5 star hotel on the North half of Seoul, (ie, Hilton, Lotte, etc) but want to find a way to get the rooms for approx $150 a night as opposed to $250. If anyone is aware of any programs, etc for a budget conscious traveler to Seoul.
posted by chump at 2:54 PM PST - 4 comments

Scales for (upright) bass

I can't seem to find any good printable scales online for the upright bass. [more inside]
posted by dondiego87 at 2:47 PM PST - 14 comments

Excel 2007 issue.

What's wrong with my copy of Excel 2007? [more inside]
posted by phaded at 2:45 PM PST - 7 comments

Need to locate band information

I have a ripped CD with music from a band I labeled as !!! [more inside]
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies at 2:42 PM PST - 13 comments

Unidentified stone artifact

Geology/ArchaeologyFilter: What is this stone? Is it man-made? Is it natural? How old is it? Who made it? Should I donate it to a museum?
posted by billtron at 2:39 PM PST - 11 comments

Which movies depict the USA with an alternate history?

Which movies portray an alternate history of the USA? [more inside]
posted by bryanboyer at 2:23 PM PST - 30 comments

Recommend event management software, please.

I am going to be creating a website that tracks events, and I'd like the user experience to be easy and configurable. Can you recommend an event management software? [more inside]
posted by al_fresco at 2:06 PM PST - 1 comment

Accountips

Can anyone recommend a good, affordable accountant in the New York City area? I am establishing a freelance business and will need to estimate taxes, think about eventual incorporation, etc.
posted by pinto at 1:54 PM PST - 5 comments

In search of paper circle supplier.

Where can I buy large, paper circles? Must be suitable for drawing on with pen, marker and crayon. Large as in 30-32" in diameter. In largish quantities (100-1000 sheets). Bonus points: Although I will always need the blank circles, I may want to eventually buy circles with simple black-and-white graphics printed on them.
posted by probablysteve at 1:40 PM PST - 6 comments

What do she say upon entry?

The soon to be Mrs Mutant and I have a question about entering the United States for the sole purpose of marrying... [more inside]
posted by Mutant at 1:38 PM PST - 25 comments

Name that website!

Help me find a website by a kid with aspergers or autism. [more inside]
posted by hypocritical ross at 1:36 PM PST - 3 comments

Where to watch the Detroit Lions in NYC/BK?

Do you know any [insert NFL team here]-centric bars in NYC/BK? [more inside]
posted by gettingpaidforthis at 1:30 PM PST - 5 comments

Vista QuickPlay neither quick nor play

Anyone figured out a hack for HP QuickPlay (Direct Mode) on Vista? [more inside]
posted by bartleby at 1:14 PM PST - 3 comments

Do I really need to "deal" with hypomania if I have it?

I think I may have hypomania, but without the depressive episodes (i.e. not bipolar disorder) which I'm not sure can even happen, but I don't know how else to describe what happens to me. I get a number of benefits from these periods, but the irritability that sometimes goes along with them can be a bit challenging. Is it reasonable to want to deal with this without meds to retain the benefits I get and just try to deal with the irritability downside? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:00 PM PST - 21 comments

What is the name of this children's book?

I'm trying to remember the name of a children's book I read when I was younger. I think it was about a guy who had his own names for everything (including fire), then one day his house caught fire and his daughter (or servant?) couldn't tell him, because she couldn't remember the word. [more inside]
posted by mrnutty at 12:59 PM PST - 8 comments

Trouble with simple HTML form and PHP script

I need to know why my HTML form isn't sending me e-mail when the user submits it. It also doesn't go to the header page after submission. However, the submitted info DOES show up in the URL. ( e.g., http://www.example.com/contactus.html?Name=John&Title=CEO....) [more inside]
posted by salvia at 12:02 PM PST - 18 comments

What are the most effective qualifications and qualities a production assistant should have on their resume?

Resume Help: Production Assistant for Film and Television? [more inside]
posted by ebonyknives at 12:01 PM PST - 6 comments

Help me source some high-quality bouillon cubes

Help me source some high-quality bouillon cubes. [more inside]
posted by rossination at 11:55 AM PST - 22 comments

Dystopic Sci-fi screencaps?

I'm looking for screen caps of several different dystopic sci-fi movies. Any idea where I should look?
posted by Pinwheel at 11:43 AM PST - 8 comments

Where to send Macbook Pro for Hard Drive upgrade?

Where to send Macbook Pro for hard drive upgrade? [more inside]
posted by colecovizion at 11:32 AM PST - 18 comments

How to uninstall a Mac app without the CD?

On Mac OS 10.4, how do I completely uninstall FileMaker Pro 8.5 Advanced without access to the physical CD? Then how do I test that it's entirely gone?
posted by lorimer at 11:25 AM PST - 6 comments

Ugly boar advertisement

There is an advertisement with a really ugly, mean looking, bully-like boar/pig. What company is it for? I recall him having really dark, thick eyebrows. [more inside]
posted by pinksoftsoap at 11:15 AM PST - 11 comments

How did 60's mobile phones work?

How did 60's mobile phones work? [more inside]
posted by mkultra at 11:14 AM PST - 13 comments

Running trails near Hyatt McCormick Place?

ChicagoFilter: Running in or around McCormick Place? [more inside]
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 11:12 AM PST - 14 comments

That's the way the cookie crumbles!

Please share your favourite cookie recipes with me. [more inside]
posted by Glitter Ninja at 11:11 AM PST - 26 comments

Power-playing co-worker

A co-worker is driving me mad with her petty power plays, any advice? [more inside]
posted by frosty_hut at 10:52 AM PST - 50 comments

Is there any good and cheap Colo in SF?

Where can I get good, relatively inexspensive, colo space? [more inside]
posted by mrthotep at 10:52 AM PST - 8 comments

Issues with my Wedding DJ

After my wedding a few weeks ago, I found out that my DJ had eaten a full 3-course meal, instead of the much cheaper vendor meal he was supposed to have (he also took the vendor meal). I stopped payment on his check, and sent another for the amount less the cost of the vendor meal and the $50 gratuity I had given him. They're now sending my original check to collections. Am I in the wrong? What should I do? [more inside]
posted by elbaso at 10:50 AM PST - 103 comments

Where can I buy Icelandic fish jerky?

Where can I buy Icelandic dried fish jerky (Harðfiskur) in the US or Canada? And, if I like fish jerky, what other yummy but unusual preserved foods should I try? [more inside]
posted by Forktine at 10:40 AM PST - 12 comments

College Degree with limited resources?

I need to go back to school. Can anyone point me to the resources that I need to find to do so? I am desiring to pursue a degree in photography. I have college experience for sure, but I am overwhelmed by the options and the procedure. Also I don't have much money. [more inside]
posted by tev at 10:27 AM PST - 8 comments

Please help me re-learn Russian!

I need to review Russian badly (up to the speaking/writing/listening level of a minor in Russian). I have a semester (two is doable but pushing it) to devote to this. I need some kind of structured process to go about this--while I have textbooks and some materials from years ago it's not enough. Does anyone have any suggestions for other good tutorials? Syllabi? Quick-review websites?
posted by anonymous at 10:14 AM PST - 9 comments

Please help me decide - do you own a Nokia N880 or 770?

GadgetFilter: Please help me decide - do you own a Nokia N880 or 770? [more inside]
posted by jkaczor at 10:08 AM PST - 19 comments

Ideas for Recreational Computer Programming?

Please point me to sources (books or websites) of ideas for recreational programming projects which would be suitable for bright high schoolers and undergraduates. Ideally, the projects would explore topics in math, science or computing and could each be completed in anywhere from one day to a week. [more inside]
posted by steadystate at 10:06 AM PST - 2 comments

How does one commission a Firefox Extension/ Greasemonkey script?

How does one go about hiring someone to create a specific Greasemonkey script or Firefox extension for them? [more inside]
posted by Smarson at 10:04 AM PST - 6 comments

Magnolia or Delicious?

Magnolia or Delicious? [more inside]
posted by gtr at 9:49 AM PST - 15 comments

Hey! I could be Canadian! I love ketchup chips and sodas made with real sugar!

What are my prospects as an American (and American-trained) history teacher for moving up to Canada? [more inside]
posted by scaryblackdeath at 9:26 AM PST - 9 comments

We need a jobby job!

Help us find jobs! My wife and I have decided to do things backwards and pick a place to live before we find jobs. We have chosen Raleigh NC. We are moving from Bermuda. What would be the best route towards finding great jobs? Back in the heyday, it was quite easy to put a resume up on Monster or Dice. But now, from what I understand, things have changed. Would we be better off engaging a recruitment agency? I work in I.T. as a web dev / lotus dev / project manager, and my wife is an accountant with SAP experience. To complicate things further we are 1) In Bermuda so face-to-face interviews might be tricky, 2) We would like to travel for 1-2 months after we leave Bermuda. My gut feel is that we might have to move to Raleigh first before getting serious about finding jobs. And before you say we are crazy, 1) we have researched Raleigh and know it's where we want to be, and 2) we have cash to float for a long time. Unfortunately, our professional network is somewhat limited to Bermuda, Michigan, and the Caribbean, so going the 'networking' route might be difficult. Would it be best to research companies in the Triangle and contact them directly? How would you approach finding a job in a specific city?
posted by jasondigitized at 9:24 AM PST - 12 comments

San Francisco Nightlife!

I'm going to San Francisco for the first time on Sep 10-14. What's the nightlife like? [more inside]
posted by tadellin at 9:23 AM PST - 7 comments

This is what procrastination will get ya: rust on your paint job.

AutoFilter: How to remove rust from on *top* of paint? [more inside]
posted by iguanapolitico at 9:12 AM PST - 6 comments

webcam with good macro lens

Can you recommend a webcam with a decent macro lens? [more inside]
posted by sotalia at 9:09 AM PST - 6 comments

How do I watch rugby when I don't even have a tv?

Where can I catch the Rugby World Cup in or near Oakland? [more inside]
posted by arnicae at 9:04 AM PST - 4 comments

If I buy an Airport Extreme Base Station in the US, will it work in the UK?

If I buy an Airport Extreme Base Station in the US, will it work in the UK? [more inside]
posted by adrianhon at 8:57 AM PST - 5 comments

Help me find a credit card that won't bend me over unlubed

Are there any credit card companies with reputations for being decent to their customers? [more inside]
posted by clango at 8:53 AM PST - 15 comments

Personal stories about how you stopped procrastinating.

Tell me about specific tasks over which you used to procrastinate and how you successfully conquered the beast. [more inside]
posted by annabellee at 8:46 AM PST - 13 comments

And kitty makes 4

My first son should be born any day now. I am concerned about his peaceful coexistence with my cat. [more inside]
posted by signal at 8:38 AM PST - 25 comments

Feed a hot cold...

[RecipeFilter] Looking for some warm-weather cold remedies: [more inside]
posted by backseatpilot at 8:37 AM PST - 7 comments

IE7/CSS vs. Yet Another CSS Newbie. L'il Help?

CSS filter: IE7 slides my slideshow ~150 pixels to the right, what gives? [more inside]
posted by Wild_Eep at 8:35 AM PST - 11 comments

How do I legally hold a contest to give away a Wii?

I'm in Oregon. I run a website which generates moderate traffic. I would like to hold a group writing project in which I would award "prizes" to participants. (Prizes would include a Wii, and possibly gift certificates, etc.) I want to do this with minimal hassle, but within the bounds of the law. What do I need to be aware of? [more inside]
posted by jdroth at 8:01 AM PST - 5 comments

Which capitals should I steer clear of?

Which Capitals Cities don't have McDonalds? [more inside]
posted by greytape at 7:47 AM PST - 22 comments

Leave Server "Mounted" in Mac's Finder

MacFilter: Just learned how to connect to a shared drive on a server...how do I leave it in the Finder sidebar even after it's been ejected? [more inside]
posted by sjuhawk31 at 7:31 AM PST - 9 comments

Unobtanium-coated wrenches?

Automotivetoolfilter...So, my son is about to graduate auto tech school and enter the working world. Now comes the question about getting him properly equipped... [more inside]
posted by Thorzdad at 7:28 AM PST - 16 comments

going home: I don't want to become a baby

will living at home for a semester revert me back into being a baby? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:21 AM PST - 11 comments

How high are UMass students?

How many stories/floors does UMass Amherst's W.E.B. Du Bois Library have? Some sources say 26, some 28. Any alums or students out there who can tell me from personal experience which is the right number?
posted by otio at 7:10 AM PST - 7 comments

Probiotics and autism

Some tablets containing probiotic bacteria claim to help with autistic disorders. How? Is it bunkum or could it actually help?
posted by deeper red at 7:07 AM PST - 20 comments

Homeless Amputees

Why are there so many homeless amputees in my city? [more inside]
posted by shwynn2 at 7:06 AM PST - 17 comments

Does a cheap summer house still exist?

Are there any reasonably-priced summer homes left in New England? (more inside) [more inside]
posted by um_maverick at 6:52 AM PST - 6 comments

Ending a cellphone contract...?

My cellphone contract (with Cingular/AT&T) is ending at the beginning of November. How can I tell them I don't wish to renew it in the easiest, least hardsell way possible? [more inside]
posted by dial-tone at 6:44 AM PST - 22 comments

A butterfly piggy-bank?

Please help me find a bank shapped like a butterfly. I tried google, but I seem to get a lot of hits for pig shaped banks with butterflies painted on them, and sort of sketchy looking websites. I don't care if the butterfly is wooden, ceramic, or even plastic, and I'll pay up to $50 for it. Any suggestions?
posted by dpx.mfx at 6:43 AM PST - 5 comments

How do I get off the pedestal?

How can I gently -- and covertly -- help someone become more secure about their value in their relationship with me? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 5:46 AM PST - 34 comments

Off-white paper sketchbooks?

Can you point me to sketch books with off-white or beige paper? [more inside]
posted by miniape at 5:23 AM PST - 7 comments

all your word belong to us

macfilter/wordfilter: word attachments have suddenly started downloading as something called "securedownload." [more inside]
posted by thinkingwoman at 4:27 AM PST - 7 comments

Why is Skype sound quality sucking?

Skype Sound Quality: Why does everyone think I'm in a horrible muffled echo chamber when I call them on Skype? Can I do something about this? Is there an alternative to Skype that would allow me decent quality calling to a land-line? [more inside]
posted by sdis at 4:12 AM PST - 15 comments

Should I try to fix my camera?

Is it worth me trying to fix my broken digital camera? [more inside]
posted by Myeral at 4:05 AM PST - 8 comments

Accessibile Web Design Firms?

I'm looking for a web design shop that knows accessibility backwards and forwards. My company is in the accessibility market and we need a completely new design/build that reflects our market leading position. I know about Happy Cog - are there other firms that stand out in the field?
posted by dhacker at 3:57 AM PST - 10 comments

Vape me up on the go-go

Help me select a portable vaporizer for fun-filled vaping on the go. [more inside]
posted by Gordion Knott at 3:55 AM PST - 9 comments

Ordering Chimay Salsa from Mexico?

One of my friends is obsessed with acquiring some of this delectable hot sauce, but it doesn't seem to be available in the United States. [more inside]
posted by louche mustachio at 2:58 AM PST - 6 comments

Why have some (but not all) of my Bluetooth speed dials stopped working?

Why have some (but not all) of my Bluetooth speed dials stopped working? [more inside]
posted by timpollard at 2:21 AM PST - 0 comments

Cool and in charge?

I'll be starting a new job soon as director of a branch office, and I'm looking for suggestions on how to make the best first impression. [more inside]
posted by neurodoc at 1:08 AM PST - 10 comments

September 5

Estrogen Patch brand comparison

I would like to hear from anyone who has tried both the Vivelle estrogen patch and the Climara estrogen patch at identical dosages, to find out what were the differences between the two brands, which one did you prefer and why. Also, anyone using Vivelle Dot: since it is to be replaced 2 x/wk, how do you divide the weekdays evenly without having to use different days each week? [more inside]
posted by Lylo at 11:15 PM PST - 4 comments

College Documentary!

What would be a good, compelling subject for a short (7-15 minute) documentary film on an (for all intents and purposes) average college campus that hasn't been done a million times before?
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 10:42 PM PST - 22 comments

digidesign mbox / intel chipset compatibility?

Anyone know of a way to get the Digidesign mbox mini 2 to work with an intel 915 chipset? According to the digidesign website, they are incompatible due to some USB latency caused by that chipset. This is causing my recording (using protools or other recording software) to have buffer overrun issues. [more inside]
posted by negative1 at 9:57 PM PST - 5 comments

Storing wine under the house ?

So here's the deal, we have an inordinate amount of wine (for us) we need to store and keep out of the recent and likely continuing heat for the next 3 weeks, on the order of 8 cases or so. [more inside]
posted by iamabot at 9:15 PM PST - 10 comments

Yes, I actually want to watch a Canadian movie twice.

Help me remember this independent Canadian film! [more inside]
posted by SassHat at 9:05 PM PST - 2 comments

Getting Over Him

How do I stop thinking about a jerky ex-boyfriend now that I'm with someone really great? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:02 PM PST - 17 comments

How much sex is too much to want?

How much sex is too much to ask for in a relationship? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 9:01 PM PST - 18 comments

Pidgin Users

How do I make Pidgin let me have separate users? [more inside]
posted by LoopyG at 8:58 PM PST - 8 comments

Has President Bush ever been greeted anywhere outside the US by cheering crowds?

Has President Bush ever been greeted anywhere outside the US by cheering crowds? [more inside]
posted by UbuRoivas at 8:55 PM PST - 26 comments

Looking for non-evil, normal fridge

Online reviews of fridges are scaring me. Looking for suggestions for a solid, no-frills, long-lasting fridge... [more inside]
posted by faunafrailty at 8:50 PM PST - 13 comments

Too Hot for the Hot Tub

Lunch buffet menu for the summer. Need some ideas and help with menu. [more inside]
posted by jadepearl at 8:44 PM PST - 10 comments

Vim7 won't run in my terminal...

I want vim 7 ... but in a shell ... on my Mac! How? [more inside]
posted by SpecialK at 8:06 PM PST - 6 comments

How to touch up hair highlights inbetween salon visits?

Is there anyway to touch up my hair highlights inbetween salon visits? [more inside]
posted by 20something at 8:01 PM PST - 5 comments

Apple Filter: New or Refurbished?

Apple filter: New or refurbished? [more inside]
posted by mjger at 7:44 PM PST - 20 comments

Que milagrosamente te apareciste al indio juan diego manifestando tu presciencia con divinas rosas!

Is there a specific name for the Catholic candles you can get at Mexican grocery stores? The ones in glass jars with pictures of saints, Marias, or Jesus? And can anyone tell me more about them, such as how they fit into Catholicism or their cultural resonances? I'm curious about them, and I've found remarkably little info on the internet-- which leads me to wonder if I'm not using the right search term, or if (egads!) there actually is not a website out there with information.
posted by bookish at 7:36 PM PST - 27 comments

How to get an iPhone to vibrate in my pants?

There has GOT to be iPhone vibration/alarm settings I am missing. [more inside]
posted by tremspeed at 7:36 PM PST - 9 comments

We'll have fun, fun, fun til grandma takes the Aerio away. But why?

Why is the Suzuki Aerio, and in particular the hatchback, overwhelming driven by senior citizens?
posted by unSane at 7:33 PM PST - 13 comments

ZOMG WEDDING.

Oh poo! Good college bud's wedding this weekend! What to give? [more inside]
posted by sirliberal at 7:18 PM PST - 14 comments

White Stripes Rock Influences

I'm interested in the influences of The White Stripes [more inside]
posted by sully75 at 6:48 PM PST - 24 comments

how to divide ownership shares in a side-project startup?

I have an idea for a web project. It may have some commercial potential eventually but will basically be a night project for me and the other folks involved. Think of how MetaFilter got its start... hand-rolled / bootstrapped, whatever. My question is: how do you agree on who gets what share of any proceeds down the road? In particular, the design work will be heavy up front but tapering off after launch. Is it insulting to offer a designer a 5% share for a few days work? Does everyone brought in need to be made an equal partner? I'm sure the answer to that is no, but I'm not sure what the alternatives are. Paying people cash for work is not an option. There is no cash, and everyone involved is willing to invest some time and wait for results. The only thing is that some of us will be investing more time than others... so what to do?
posted by scarabic at 6:38 PM PST - 7 comments

Being taxed as a business, despite being a public employee

Los Angeles is hitting me for a big chunk of money for business taxes... this despite the fact that I am a public employee. [more inside]
posted by the_bone at 6:28 PM PST - 4 comments

Fast way to remove thousands of duplicates from iTunes?

I totally messed up my iTunes library and have multiple copies of every song. Is there a faster way to de-duplicate than selecting them all by hand? [more inside]
posted by leesh at 6:23 PM PST - 15 comments

Dental damned if you do....

Sexfilter : How risky a behavior is analingus? [more inside]
posted by Jake Apathy at 6:08 PM PST - 36 comments

Restaurant recommendation (Columbia, SC)?

Can you recommend a romantic restaurant in Columbia, SC for a birthday dinner-date? [more inside]
posted by Womanscientist at 5:58 PM PST - 10 comments

Dr. Disco, I Presume

What makes disco disco? In particular, what makes it different from funk, r & b or soul? Is it the arrangement? Is it the beat? Is it the horns? Details please.
posted by wittgenstein at 5:57 PM PST - 12 comments

How to sell cell phone on ebay

I no longer need my near-new Motorola SLVR L7C from Cricket. I want to sell it on ebay, but what should(n't) I do to maximize the resale value? [more inside]
posted by Moistener at 5:40 PM PST - 6 comments

I want to use 37 Signals Backpack, BUT...

I would like to use 37 Signals Backpack, but I absolutely HATE the textile markup language. What is the advantage of that over just WYSIWYG HTML? Using textile, it feels like back to the hand-coding days. And I know, people say you get used to it, but I don't. I hate it. Is there something similar to Backpack that does NOT use textile? Thanks, MeFites!
posted by Gerard Sorme at 5:34 PM PST - 8 comments

Poor animator-wannabe wants cheap (or free) flash tools...

Argh! Where-o-where can I create a Flash animation for dirt cheap/free (probably a short cartoon with music)? [more inside]
posted by enriquem at 5:04 PM PST - 5 comments

How to query lots of DNS records

50 domains, 3 registrars, and DNS records hosted at 6 different providers. I need help inventorying this mess! [more inside]
posted by TungstenChef at 4:59 PM PST - 6 comments

Scrolling on its own...

My Tablet PC scrolls on its own unless I hit Caps Lock. What gives? Also, anyone know good tech support in or near Philly? [more inside]
posted by daninnj at 4:57 PM PST - 5 comments

Antibiotics and an abscess

Tooth abscess and antibiotics question [more inside]
posted by A189Nut at 3:34 PM PST - 16 comments

A boy loves weather

A 7-year-old boy who is extremely interested in weather is visiting me in New York City for one day. Obviously, there is weather everywhere, so what can I do that is special in New York?
posted by Alizaria at 3:12 PM PST - 13 comments

Help me enjoy Baltimore.

I'm visiting Baltimore this weekend, and I have some questions about transportation and more general stuff. [more inside]
posted by Mayor Curley at 3:07 PM PST - 19 comments

Help me remember a horror title

Help me remember the title of this horror movie. Plot basics: Single dad has two kids. He digs a hole under the garage. He abducts people and tells his kids they are demons (or evil people) and kills them. I would guess it came out sometime around 2000-2004? My googlefoo as failed me!
posted by santogold at 3:01 PM PST - 19 comments

How to get out of India?

I was stopped at the airport on my way home to Canada from Chennai, India. I'm stuck here trying to gather all the forms I need around the city. Any tips? or suggestions of things to do while I wait for forms (could be up to two weeks)? [more inside]
posted by sirsteven at 2:56 PM PST - 5 comments

Does anyone know what movie this quote is from?

Do you know what movie this quote comes from? "I kill you once, I kill you twice, I kill you three times." [more inside]
posted by emilyv at 2:48 PM PST - 7 comments

Can a chipmunk and a rabbit coexist?

I've got a domesticated rabbit in a fairly large cage in our home. She's very easygoing. A friend is moving and looking to give away a domesticated chipmunk. Do you think the two of them could live together in one place, or are the species incompatible?
posted by ktoad at 2:45 PM PST - 4 comments

Deodorant melted into car seat, please help.

I left a stick of speed stick deodorant on the seat of my car's seat, and the heat of the sun melted it into the seat's fabric. How should I get it out? It's melted into a lump that's stuck in the seat, and I can kind of scrape some of it off, but not all of it. My car also smells great.
posted by apathy0o0 at 2:42 PM PST - 9 comments

Back into the fray

Returning to the job market after a hiatus, what can I expect? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:41 PM PST - 6 comments

Give me internet and phone too

Help me use my phone's internet on my laptop, without disabling the phone. [more inside]
posted by cashman at 2:17 PM PST - 10 comments

Help me replace a 8525 Fone!

Help me replace a AT&T/Cingular 8525! [more inside]
posted by damiano99 at 2:15 PM PST - 1 comment

Favorite Integral Tables?

What's your favorite math reference book, specifically for integrals? [more inside]
posted by kiltedtaco at 2:15 PM PST - 13 comments

How can I make a web gallery that can show visitors what the url is to the specific image they are looking at.

How can I make a web gallery that can show visitors what the url is to the specific image they are looking at. [more inside]
posted by travis08 at 2:05 PM PST - 4 comments

Cheap Broadband in Albany, NY?

Can someone suggest cheap ($15/mo) broadband in zip 12208? Verizon DSL 768kbps is unavailable there. [more inside]
posted by cahlers at 1:47 PM PST - 5 comments

Selling home to a business!

A business down the street from me, may be comtemplating purchasing all the houses on my block....... [more inside]
posted by Yer-Ol-Pal at 1:43 PM PST - 9 comments

I need this magic turtle!

Help me find this toy turtle for my boyfriend! [more inside]
posted by catatethebird at 1:33 PM PST - 4 comments

I need good one time web presentation software recommendations

What is good, one-time web presentation software for a business presentation meeting. [more inside]
posted by aacheson at 1:25 PM PST - 2 comments

Timing belt in 2003 Hyundai Accent

car question: timing belt replacement on Hyundai 2003 Accent at 60k? [more inside]
posted by advil at 1:25 PM PST - 13 comments

bah!

LandlordFilter: What can you tell me about constructive eviction? [more inside]
posted by sephira at 1:19 PM PST - 7 comments

How do I park a moving truck in Chicago?

Parking-in-Chicago-Filter: Is a permit required to park an 18 wheel moving truck? If so, where does one obtain that permit? [more inside]
posted by bryanzera at 1:19 PM PST - 7 comments

What is sprung vs. unsprung narrative?

What is sprung vs. unsprung narrative? [more inside]
posted by rottytooth at 1:17 PM PST - 9 comments

How do you get a knot out of the phone cord

How do you get a knot out of the phone cord....where the coils seem to switch directions and the only method is to roll the kink all the way out? [more inside]
posted by chasles at 1:10 PM PST - 12 comments

Do you know of essays or books that trace the roots of pop music singing styles?

Jack Endino famously traced back the roots of yarling in the manner of Creed's Scott Stapp. Have the origins of other popular music singing styles been established? Two examples of distinctive styles are the floaty west coast folk style of the 60's (e.g.) and the back-of-the-throat 80's singing sweeping the internets in the form of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up (other non-rickroll examples). I'm looking for the history of other pop music singing styles, not just the above-mentioned two, but these were the ones that got me thinking. Ideal would be essays on the subject. [more inside]
posted by Kattullus at 1:08 PM PST - 4 comments

Park Slope Tailor

Can anyone recommend a good tailor in the Park Slope area of Brooklyn (North Slope section and on Fifth Ave. ideally)? I need a suit taken in and some cuffs on suit pants that I recently bought. Thanks.
posted by Falconetti at 12:58 PM PST - 2 comments

Name the movies

Two old movies: what were they? [more inside]
posted by TiredStarling at 12:46 PM PST - 4 comments

Are health care credit cards a good idea for me?

Specialty credit card for healthcare: what say you, hivemind? [more inside]
posted by gc at 12:35 PM PST - 10 comments

Scandalous Women?

Have there been any modern sex scandals with female politicians at the forefront? [more inside]
posted by BlackRose at 12:33 PM PST - 19 comments

How would you "PhotoShop" this?

Challenge/Question for PhotoShop Gurus: Here is a before (raw) and after (retouched) publicity photo for the film King Arthur. Take the 1st photo, retouch it into something close to the 2nd, and tell us how you did it (or how you would do it, if you don't have time.) I'm particularly interested in the intense vibrance of the colors of her hair, skin, clothes, cape and bow.
posted by Shane at 12:30 PM PST - 14 comments

What to do w/ 600ft of rope?

I have about 600ft of rope laying around and I'm wondering if there's something cool I can do with it. It's sisal, and I used it to make a huge scratching post that our cats never took an interest in. Now its just a huge bundle of rope. Any ideas? [more inside]
posted by muscat at 12:27 PM PST - 16 comments

the phantom sweeper

Some program on my new computer automatically makes a sound that kind of sounds like a broom sweeping every few minutes. [more inside]
posted by andrewzipp at 12:15 PM PST - 8 comments

How to install Mac OSX clean without the original discs?

How can I install Mac OS X on an older Macbook Pro without the original discs? [more inside]
posted by rsanheim at 12:08 PM PST - 13 comments

Should we trademark our company brand?

Should we trademark our company brand? [more inside]
posted by BorgLove at 12:05 PM PST - 12 comments

I need a simple system with TWO HDMI inputs.

What is the the best "Home Theater in a Box" system I can get with TWO HDMI inputs? [more inside]
posted by rileyray3000 at 11:58 AM PST - 2 comments

Syncing schedules

My small company (two people) needs some type of simple scheduling software that we can use with Macs, PCs and a Blackberry. We really only need to sync our calendars on a regular basis, and everything I've seen so far is much more complex than that. What are our options?
posted by Nathanial Hörnblowér at 11:55 AM PST - 5 comments

Rockets in the East Bay?

Where is a good spot to let off some Estes rockets and/or play with some RC planes in the East Bay? [more inside]
posted by zeoslap at 11:48 AM PST - 4 comments

I don't want to have Monster Cable nightmares!

AVFilter: Can I extend HDMI over CAT5? No baluns or fancy equipment - just copper, baby! [more inside]
posted by ostranenie at 11:47 AM PST - 5 comments

How Do We Know the Garage Door Isn't Opening?

So our garage door opener was randomly opening and I think I've solved it, but the real question is, how do I test it without leaving ourselves open to the world? [more inside]
posted by advicepig at 11:32 AM PST - 13 comments

OS X Command-Line Vieo Capture

I need to capture full-size/framerate DV + audio from a firewire source on OS X. That's the easy part. Controlling it from a script is the hard part. If this were Linux I'd use ffmpeg, but it isn't... [more inside]
posted by Alterscape at 11:30 AM PST - 4 comments

cash at the gas station

How does offering discounts for cash payments benefit gas stations? [more inside]
posted by moonlet at 11:14 AM PST - 17 comments

What streets in San Francisco have timed lights?

What streets in San Francisco have timed series of stoplights for faster travel? I've heard that Bush is timed. And I've been told that Franklin is a good alternative to Van Ness going north. Does the "timedness" of the lights vary by time of day? [more inside]
posted by k7lim at 11:09 AM PST - 13 comments

"Ms" on a German engineering drawing

What does "Ms" mean as a material designation on a German engineering drawing?
posted by Mapes at 11:04 AM PST - 8 comments

Rugby World Cup in Toronto

Are there any bars in Toronto or Niagara Falls showing the Rugby World Cup, apart from Scallywags in Toronto ? [more inside]
posted by gwynp at 10:57 AM PST - 1 comment

Jerky Dragging in PowerPoint 2007

Every time I try to drag an object in PowerPoint 2007, my CPU usage spikes way up, and the dragging becomes so jerky that it's unusable. I'm using a good machine, and this problem occurs even with uncomplex presentations. Any ideas/fixes? This version of PowerPoint is buggy as hell.
posted by krunk at 10:40 AM PST - 6 comments

How to stay friendly with my super?

A year ago I moved into a lovely, large, but old apartment, on the understanding that some repairs were needed...now that they're a year overdue, how do I get them done without becoming the tenant from hell? [more inside]
posted by sarahkeebs at 10:35 AM PST - 6 comments

open source alternatives

Does anyone know of a good open source alternative to Navicat for MySQL? [more inside]
posted by vitrum at 9:57 AM PST - 8 comments

Stewing over the change in season

It's September, and (this morning, at least) it feels like fall is on its way. There's nothing I like more as the weather gets colder than a hearty bowl of stew. Can you suggest some delicious stews I might not have tried before? [more inside]
posted by dersins at 9:52 AM PST - 21 comments

Wine Tasting Journals, tips needed, please.

Does anyone have any recommendations for wine tasting journals? [more inside]
posted by ElfWord at 9:46 AM PST - 5 comments

How to keep a perv off of our forum?

I own a forum where the majority of our posters are minors. What can I (or should I) do about a user who is sending sexual advances to other members via our PM system? He keeps coming back under new names after we ban him and we aren’t sure what legal obligations we may have regarding this.
posted by Mamapotomus at 9:46 AM PST - 16 comments

Bluetooth Newbfilter

Can I get one Bluetooth headset to work with my cell phone and my laptop? [more inside]
posted by Tbola at 9:33 AM PST - 3 comments

What to look for in a usb 2.0 hub

Which type of USB 2.0 hub to buy? Some require external power sources, others don't. Why should I pick one that has an external power supply? Does the number of possible connections (say 4 vs 8) make a difference?
posted by bbranden1 at 9:26 AM PST - 4 comments

Sportsbar in SF?

Where's the right place to go out and watch the NFL season opener in SF tomorrow? [more inside]
posted by ikkyu2 at 9:20 AM PST - 9 comments

Blackthorne alternatives?

I'm looking for an alternative to eBay's Blackthorne software... [more inside]
posted by chrisfromthelc at 9:13 AM PST - 1 comment

E (huh) Unum?

Help me with a Latin phrase for a reading at a wedding ceremony. [more inside]
posted by COBRA! at 9:00 AM PST - 18 comments

No files for you!

Copying files from one folder to another in XP Home SP2, fairly routine, right? Well, when I try to open the subfolders or access the files, "access is denied." [more inside]
posted by moonbird at 8:30 AM PST - 9 comments

Market Research and Demographics

Where could I find demographics about age groups and personal computer ownership? Specifically a percentage of people who own computers by age group [more inside]
posted by Raichle at 7:57 AM PST - 5 comments

Self-hating Jew filter/ Gefilter

Help me remember which of Woody Allen's movies contains this scene... [more inside]
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 7:54 AM PST - 8 comments

Wondering about Zecco

Have you had any experience with Zecco.com? Are they reputable? [more inside]
posted by ducksauce at 7:34 AM PST - 7 comments

How to paint a bath tub?

Does anybody have experience with painting a bath tub? I heard about using the plastic krylon spray paint that you can buy at wal-mart which is supposed to bond to acrylic, I'm wondering if anybody has tried this? How about using a refinishing kit?
posted by ets960 at 6:47 AM PST - 15 comments

How do I auto-open .torrent files?

When on torrent sites, I click on a link for a .torrent file and it automatically downloads the file to my desktop. In the past, the torrent file would automatically open in my torrent app, and presumably be saved in a temporary file. I'm not sure what I did to make the change, but I'd like it to auto open like before, save in a temp file and not on my desktop. My OS is XP SP2. [more inside]
posted by zardoz at 6:42 AM PST - 2 comments

Q about DMCA takedown notice I received

Here is my dilemma. Last week I received a DMCA takedown notice from my ISP regarding a TV show that I torrented (is that a word yet?). Do I ignore the message, or give them the information? I know this was wrong, but my thinking was that this was a TV show, and not music, HBO, movies, etc. I guess I was seriously wrong. I deleted the file and uninstalled uTorrent. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:41 AM PST - 20 comments

Walls came a-tumbling down, now what?

Looking for advice on rebuilding / repairing a section of concrete block (cinder block ) wall that once upon a time separated two yards. If nothing else, the dog is happy with the new expanded yard. [more inside]
posted by korej at 6:14 AM PST - 4 comments

(Flickr) How to embed Flickr sets in my website

Is there a slideshow that I can embed in my website that allows selecting sets? All the slideshows I have found online just display a stream of pictures but do not allow a set or sets. Preferably free
posted by radsqd at 6:00 AM PST - 2 comments

Where to eat and drink in NYC on Christmas day?

I'm going to be in NYC with my girlfriend over Christmas, and need some advice from the hive mind about the general opening hours of restaurants and cafes on Christmas day in Manhattan. [more inside]
posted by triv at 5:51 AM PST - 15 comments

Man-with-a-van -type trasport rules and liability?

I'm thinking about offering a small man-with-a-van -type moving service for a few moves in the short-term. I have a couple of feasibility/legalish questions about transport rules and liability. [more inside]
posted by glibhamdreck at 5:40 AM PST - 4 comments

Now where did that link go?

What HTML code do I need to add to my Blogger blog template to automatically underline all the links I make in a blog posting? I can get the links to show up in the correct colour, but that colour is quite close to black, so I'd like the text to be highlighted another way, one that is expected when linking. I do not want to change the colours. I'm pretty thick when it comes to HTML, so I'd really appreciate it if you were quite explicit when saying where it has to be. The blog is linked to in my profile, if you need to see the page source.
posted by Solomon at 5:34 AM PST - 2 comments

How to find an exercize video to use while traveling?

Help me choose an exercise video to keep me sane during two weeks of travel. [more inside]
posted by bchaplin at 4:17 AM PST - 6 comments

Fastest scanner on a budget?

What's the *fastest* scanner I can buy for under $100 (can stretch to $150 if necessary)? Looking to scan mostly sheet music at high resolution. A document feeder would be excellent but I realize that's asking a lot for the price. New is preferred, used/ebay is ok for the right piece. Speed is the most important (as long as quality isn't seriously diminished)
posted by Alabaster at 3:30 AM PST - 6 comments

Does "biographize" exist? No, really.

Does the English language have a one-word verb meaning "to write a biography of someone"? And if so: does anyone use it? [more inside]
posted by mdonley at 2:13 AM PST - 27 comments

Why is the sound of fingernails scraping a chalkboard, or the sound of Styrofoam rubbing together so painful to listen to?

Why is the sound of fingernails scraping a chalkboard, or the sound of Styrofoam rubbing together so painful to listen to?
posted by friedbeef at 1:55 AM PST - 15 comments

Secret Slides

Ten years ago, I found a pair of amazing metal slides while biking around in San Francisco. They were somewhere in Diamond Heights. Even at the time, they seemed impossibly old-school - they must have been 30 feet high, and they were FAST! I've never found them again. Where were/are they? [more inside]
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 1:07 AM PST - 4 comments

I'm melllllllltiiiiiing...

I want to make one of these bowls instead of buying one. [more inside]
posted by allkindsoftime at 12:42 AM PST - 10 comments

September 4

Help me help my brother.

My brother has his head up his butt and I want to help him remove it. As his sibling and one of his only friends, I wish to provide him the best advice possible. So my questions are these: 1) What is a constructive thing to say to a sibling who wants a divorce for all the wrong reasons, 2) How do you get someone into counseling when they don't believe in it? and 3) How does one go about finding a very specific kind of counselor? He'd be best served and less apt to argue with a strong, smart father-figure. [more inside]
posted by Fuzzy Dog at 11:33 PM PST - 17 comments

The End of Violence

My sister called with disturbing news: tonight, gunfire broke out in the apartment building she just moved into. What advice should I give her? [more inside]
posted by roger ackroyd at 11:32 PM PST - 19 comments

How can I get a cashier check or money order when I don't have a bank in CA?

How can I get a certified check to pay the deposit on a rental property when neither of my banks have branches in the state I'm now living in? [more inside]
posted by visual mechanic at 10:49 PM PST - 9 comments

One ringadingy....

Are there any tips for convincing a cell phone company to willingly break contract? [more inside]
posted by edgeways at 10:22 PM PST - 10 comments

I need to learn basic to fairly advanced Math and English and I'm somewhat of a rookie who is taking action. Help!!

I'm looking to rebuild my mathematics skills from the ground up so that I have proper habits. I'm looking to start from the basics and go straight up to calculus. Math was a subject in which I didn't pay as much attention to as I wish that I had and am looking to find the best sources of information on the subject. I also would love software that would drill me kind of like speed reading software but for math. [more inside]
posted by Chamunks at 9:49 PM PST - 22 comments

lysistrata

About ten years ago, maybe more, a book came out that was a modern re-telling of Lysistrata. Can't remember the name. Anybody know?
posted by Ollie at 9:34 PM PST - 3 comments

What manner of animal is making this horrible noise?

Dear GOD what is making that racket in the tree outside my house? [more inside]
posted by geodave at 8:53 PM PST - 10 comments

Can I tell my doctor I smoke weed?

Are there any potential downsides to telling one's doctor that he uses marijuana? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:41 PM PST - 23 comments

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe_AIR

Looking for a simple web application idea (built in Html & Javascript) to demonstrate Adobe Air. [more inside]
posted by jeremias at 8:04 PM PST - 5 comments

How do I make a planter for a sloped driveway?

How do I make a planter box for a sloped driveway? [more inside]
posted by The corpse in the library at 8:00 PM PST - 5 comments

Plan of attack after undergrad

Anyone know of graduate programs, internships or jobs within the field of human geography? Something along the lines of activism, research or study in how we can make more sustainable or "green" decisions with our migration, transportation and consumer trends. [more inside]
posted by Etta Hollis at 7:21 PM PST - 12 comments

Transfer funds internationally - fast!

What's the fastest way to transfer money from a British bank account into an American (Honda car dealer's) account? [more inside]
posted by TrashyRambo at 7:06 PM PST - 7 comments

ID please, young plant!

WTF is this plant that apparently we are growing very successfully? [more inside]
posted by RJ Reynolds at 7:01 PM PST - 18 comments

Please help me get my hand-me-down printer working!

I need help installing a printer driver. It used to be installed, but it is not anymore. Machine has XP Pro installed. [more inside]
posted by KokuRyu at 6:57 PM PST - 2 comments

Have pack, will travel... to Flagstaff

Backpacking adventures near Flagstaff? [more inside]
posted by ph00dz at 6:41 PM PST - 6 comments

Why the Custom-House?

LitFilter: Why did Nathaniel Hawthorne choose to include "The Custom-House" at the beginning of The Scarlet Letter? [more inside]
posted by joshers13 at 6:31 PM PST - 12 comments

ibuypowerwithhelpfromothers

PCGURUFILTER: Advice on configuring a laptop that will carry me through school for the next 3 years. [more inside]
posted by B(oYo)BIES at 6:27 PM PST - 17 comments

I just ate 30 cloves of garlic. How do I not kill my coworkers?

[GarlicFilter] Whenever I consume garlic, I smell like garlic for a week. I love garlic, and I don't want to stop eating it. What can I do to a) detox from the latest garlic-consumption and b) not smell like garlic in the future after making delicious stir-fry?
posted by moooshy at 6:25 PM PST - 18 comments

Where can I find examples of pizza box designs?

The gods of google might be mad at me since I haven't found a website that has a decent collection of pizza box designs (something I find a little weird since pizza is quite popular and people like to collect/photograph all kind of things). I have only been able to find some photos on flickr and a portfolio from a company that does custom design of pizza boxes. Help me find photos/examples of pizza box designs on the internets.
posted by edmz at 5:44 PM PST - 4 comments

How to best sell my father's old-school collectible cards?

So, my father has a ton of old (50's-60's) baseball/football/collector cards and is nearing retirement. I'd like to help him sell them. I've a lot of questions here. [more inside]
posted by Ufez Jones at 5:41 PM PST - 10 comments

I can't drive... 55

When to drive our new car up a long distance and up a mountain... (more inside!) [more inside]
posted by ForeverDcember at 5:35 PM PST - 16 comments

Help me get started on guided meditation.

Help me find guided meditation mp3s. [more inside]
posted by Ash3000 at 4:47 PM PST - 12 comments

Fun indoor games?

What are your favorite indoor games--parlor games, I guess? Like charades, Botticelli, Dictionary, Pictionary. I'm girding for the long nights of winter in NY.
posted by pipti at 4:14 PM PST - 41 comments

Need a couple doctors in Baltimore, MD

Can anyone recommend a good G.P. and Optometrist in Baltimore, MD? [more inside]
posted by Braeog at 4:06 PM PST - 4 comments

Japanese Dictionaries

Any recommendations for a very good Japanese or Japanese-English dictionary? [more inside]
posted by McLir at 3:35 PM PST - 22 comments

Moving to Munich

Moving to Munich: Help me connect with the German subculture [more inside]
posted by ubersturm at 3:21 PM PST - 10 comments

Best Standalone Javascript WYSIWYG HTML Layout Editor?

In legacy code land, noone can hear you scream. I'm a web developer and I need a standalone, drop in wysiwyg html editor, preferably something all in JS (like Dojo's Rich Text Editor, but for actual layout with tables etc.) [more inside]
posted by judge.mentok.the.mindtaker at 3:16 PM PST - 11 comments

I prefer Syrah over both

Pop culture having an influence on the wine industry/wine consumers? [more inside]
posted by mustcatchmooseandsquirrel at 3:15 PM PST - 15 comments

Professional transfer of 16mm movies to digital?

I inherited some 70-year-old, 16mm home movies (not 8 or Super 8) and am looking for a reliable expert to transfer them to digital video. Many vendors say that they can do this. Can you comment on any from personal experience? (I have seen this thread and the links therein.) Are there any issues I should particularly look out for? Thanks.
posted by Dave 9 at 3:11 PM PST - 15 comments

help me not pull my gluteus maximus

Ugh. How do I *not* pull my "butt" muscle? My butt muscle seems to cramp up fairly easily, sometimes when...uh...engaged in "lovin'" with my wife, sometimes in non-compromising positions. If I'm "cupping" my own butt, it would be the muscle where my pinkie or 4th finger is pointing...more or less. Looking at the picture on the Wikipedia entry, I would guess it'd be my Gluteus Medius...maybe. When the muscle cramps up, it's *really* painful, and I can't move *at all* for about 5-10 mins. It still hurts maybe 15-20 mins later. I'm in my 30's, skinny, and probably not in the greatest shape. Are there any exercises or stretches or something I can do to prevent/minimize this?
posted by anonymous at 3:01 PM PST - 17 comments

What would you like to know?

I'm interested in interpersonal relationship research and am looking for ideas for a research project. So- if you were given the opportunity to ask one question about interpersonal relationships (of the romantic kind) what would you most like to have answered? (Not that I am planning to answer it right now, just looking for interesting research topics that may not have been covered in the field yet- or haven't been explored enough).
posted by MayNicholas at 2:51 PM PST - 11 comments

Quick dose of the Bard

Searching for an understandable snippet of Shakespeare. [more inside]
posted by Hargrimm at 2:27 PM PST - 28 comments

Help me find an image of a Native-American themed monkey symbol

Help me find a picture of a Kokopelli-esq monkey [more inside]
posted by fermezporte at 1:52 PM PST - 8 comments

How can I stop being jumpy?

How can I stop being jumpy? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 1:50 PM PST - 14 comments

Champagne to my Canadian friends

I need to send a bottle of champagne (specifically, Veuve Clicquot) as a gift. Thing is, I'm in the United States and I need to get it to Toronto. I've found 18004champagne, but not much else. Help me!
posted by missmle at 1:29 PM PST - 6 comments

Hobby for Hire

How does one get started as an animal trainer for domestic animals? (more inside) [more inside]
posted by melangell at 12:58 PM PST - 7 comments

How to split a property asset?

My father and his brother currently own a sizable piece of property in upstate NY. They each own 50% of the property. My uncle will eventually leave his half to his three sons, and my father will leave his half to his three daughters (which of course, includes me). Due to health reasons, there is a good chance my uncle will move elsewhere and transfer his ownership to my cousins in the near future. [more inside]
posted by silverstatue at 12:54 PM PST - 14 comments

What is the prefered way to represent status changes over time in a relational database?

What is the prefered way to represent status changes over time in a relational database? [more inside]
posted by kimota at 12:53 PM PST - 17 comments

Help prepare me for my day in court.

What to expect if I contest a speeding ticket I got from a state trooper in Pennsylvania? [more inside]
posted by hazyspring at 12:50 PM PST - 3 comments

Know a good feeware program to record anything that goes through the sound card to an mp3?

Know a good feeware program to record anything that goes through the sound card to an mp3? [more inside]
posted by andrewdunn at 12:45 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me deal with my health insurance company.

I'm scared to talk to my health insurance company regarding a denied claim and further needed treatment. [more inside]
posted by desjardins at 12:39 PM PST - 16 comments

What're the academic options open to a food obsessed person?

Week 2 of my endless food career related questions and this one is a doozy: What're the academic options open to a food obsessed person? [more inside]
posted by GilloD at 12:34 PM PST - 16 comments

Large Fire-breathing Tiki explodes.. news at 11

Manly projects? What completely useless but cool thing could a bunch of 30-something guys build as a bonding experience? There is [more inside]
posted by niteHawk at 12:26 PM PST - 55 comments

First date tips for guys

What's the appropriate way for a guy to communicate interest on the first few dates. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:24 PM PST - 16 comments

I need my meds, but I also need my ups and downs!

I need a Psychiatrist in NY - one that has experience dealing with artists and won't drug me into a straight-line mood. I need my meds, but I also need my ups and downs! [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 12:24 PM PST - 4 comments

Finding an Apartment in Delft

There's a good chance that I'll be moving to the Netherlands in the next few weeks. What are the best resources that could help me find a place to live (preferably a studio apartment) in Delft?
posted by kepano at 11:44 AM PST - 5 comments

How do I track and display team projects like airports track flights?

You know the arrivals/departures screens that hang out in airports? I want one of those for my team, to help track the status of projects. What software do I need? [more inside]
posted by Milkman Dan at 11:39 AM PST - 8 comments

Low-cost transcription services.

Anyone have good experiences with any inexpensive transcription services? I am looking to send digital files of interviews out to be transcribed. The material is not too technical, and accuracy needs to be very good, but doesn't need to be legal-document perfect. I am mostly looking for low cost and decent quality. Any thoughts?
posted by blahblahblah at 11:28 AM PST - 8 comments

How do I reply to several separate emails at once?

gmailfilter: I would like to write one email in reply to a group of people (whose addresses are not in my contacts and don't pop up automatically) who have each written me separate emails. Is there a way to do this through some sort of "select and bcc all" thing? I don't know how to run greasemonkey scripts, but if they are easy, I could try.
posted by rmless at 11:22 AM PST - 7 comments

Bathroom breaks

Remodeling bathroom, and looking all over the web. Question: any tips for searching, sites that I should check out? And are the tubs and vanities listed on Costco online good or crap? All help appreciated, hivers. [more inside]
posted by Arch1 at 10:47 AM PST - 11 comments

Small photo printer

Compact photo printer recommendations? [more inside]
posted by bonaldi at 10:45 AM PST - 3 comments

Not for Tourists Toronto

I'm visiting Toronto this weekend (Virgin Festival), and I want to see stuff that's cool for the locals, not just the stuff that everyone does - I'm in it for the local, the weird, the off-beat, and the unique. [more inside]
posted by beezy at 10:34 AM PST - 17 comments

recommend a video camera that can clearly record small things moving very quickly

Video enthusiasts and professionals I need suggestions for a camera that will be used primarily to record fencing matches. (this question asked on behalf of my father) [more inside]
posted by Grod at 10:33 AM PST - 10 comments

1919 Music

Seeking recordings of American popular music from 1919 and therabouts. [more inside]
posted by Miko at 10:00 AM PST - 16 comments

Design/engineering - where to begin?

CareerFilter: Help me break out of the cocoon of mediocrity. I've been underachieving for the past five years. I need to find a career path that I find worth-while and satisfying. New media design? Engineer? [more inside]
posted by nemoorange at 9:58 AM PST - 5 comments

There are no dumb questions, right?

Recent talk on MeFi of religions has me curious: Given that Judaism is said to pass down the matriarchal line, and converts to the faith are said to have always had a Jewish soul, what does that mean for the children of a mother who converts to Judaism? Would it be different if she converted before they were born vs. after? What about pre- or post-conception?
posted by kaseijin at 9:37 AM PST - 18 comments

Stronger, Tougher, Floppier

I'm sick of buying Old Navy flip-flops every year, only to have them wear out on me in early August, when I'd like to keep wearing them well into October. I'd like to invest in one or two really awesome pairs that will last me through at least an entire year of wear, if not more. The style must be similar. Solid color, cushy sole, not too heavy, straps that are about the same width or a touch wider and don't irritate my feet. Preferably not too expensive, but if they'll last me several years I'd consider it. I'd like to start with solid black, but I would spring for a brown pair if I found something really good. So, any recommendations? Have any of you found flip-flops that have held up continuously, or are they just typically made to be worn through quickly? Bonus points for something that has a little bit of arch support to it.
posted by almostmanda at 9:24 AM PST - 50 comments

Baby and cycling and San Francisco, oh my!

We're headed to San Francisco and need suggestions on adding baby and cycling aspects to it. [more inside]
posted by fijiwriter at 9:23 AM PST - 9 comments

BMW repair costs

Are BMW repair costs disproportionately high? [more inside]
posted by allelopath at 9:23 AM PST - 14 comments

Compared to the U.S., why is Canada's economic playing field more level? Or is it?

Compared to the U.S., why is Canada's economic playing field more level? Or is it? [more inside]
posted by deern the headlice at 9:20 AM PST - 21 comments

Teeny Tiny Techie Bag?

Help me find a laptop bag that weighs less than me [more inside]
posted by melissam at 8:57 AM PST - 10 comments

Bike Lost Forever?

Is My Bike Lost Forever? A long tale of suspicion, woe, and revenge... [more inside]
posted by hermitosis at 8:57 AM PST - 19 comments

Can't login to roh.org.uk

Please help me login to ticketing at roh.org.uk [more inside]
posted by boudicca at 8:45 AM PST - 2 comments

Best AutoCAD training options?

AutoCAD Training: online, book/CD, or in person? [more inside]
posted by schwap23 at 8:31 AM PST - 13 comments

Storing a One-Bedroom Apartment's Contents

How much space do I need to store the contents of a one-bedroom apartment, and should I fork over the extra cash for climate-control? [more inside]
posted by jefficator at 8:25 AM PST - 7 comments

Online password storage, crazy or stupid?

Where can I store my passwords online safely? [more inside]
posted by The Radish at 8:18 AM PST - 25 comments

How to keep college freshmen quiet and respectful during a lecture?

How to get freshmen college students to shut the hell up during a lecture? [more inside]
posted by fallenposters at 8:17 AM PST - 43 comments

Into the Rabbit Hole? Looking for Messed Up Cinematography

I'm looking for films similar to Jan Švankmajer's Alice and Faust. I watched Alice in July, and two nights ago I watched Faust under the influence of some hallucinogenics. I'm especially interested in movies similar to Faust. Some philosophical content would be awesome. What do you got?
posted by radgardener at 8:16 AM PST - 16 comments

This is a question about AM radio reception in my car.

This is a question about AM radio reception in my car. I currently live two states away from where I grew up, and every now and then I drive back for a visit. When I start getting close, I try to tune in to my hometown public radio station, 910 AM. It seems like I can never get good reception until I'm just 20 or 30 miles out. When I leave my hometown again, though, having tuned into the station in town, I get good clear reception for nearly 200 miles. Why does this happen? [more inside]
posted by thirteenkiller at 8:14 AM PST - 15 comments

Pot 102: Marijuana and American Culture

I need to know everything about marijuana. [more inside]
posted by brina at 8:03 AM PST - 29 comments

Why won't anything but Google load?

Laptop connected to DSL via Linksys WRT54G - Connected by ethernet = no problem. Connected wirelessly = only www.google.com will load. [more inside]
posted by imposster at 8:01 AM PST - 17 comments

The GD library for PHP is missing or outdated

I have Drupal 5.2 installed on OS X 10.4.10. On the status page, Drupal says, "The GD library for PHP is missing or outdated. Please check the PHP image documentation for information on how to correct this." (This is the PHP 4.4.7 that is built into Tiger.) [more inside]
posted by bricoleur at 6:36 AM PST - 3 comments

'Standard' American Pronunciation Model

What celebrities (living or dead) do you consider to speak with a "standard" American accent? I'm developing a pronunciation model for use in ESL teaching. [more inside]
posted by strangeguitars at 5:44 AM PST - 32 comments

Help me find a call answering service.

Does anyone have any experience or can recommend a live call answering service? Scads of details inside. [more inside]
posted by LongDrive at 3:55 AM PST - 1 comment

What can I do with a BA in Econ?

What can I do with a BA in Economics? [more inside]
posted by etoyasu at 3:33 AM PST - 9 comments

UK pre-1998 student loans and tax

Are student loan repayments tax deductible in the UK? [more inside]
posted by altolinguistic at 3:13 AM PST - 11 comments

Apple with a bitter taste.

Macbook warranty blues. I asked a question after I managed to mess up an OS X update and am thankful to report that all is well and all photos of my newborn are safe and well (and backed up!). However.. [more inside]
posted by numberstation at 3:08 AM PST - 3 comments

Why is Google Toolbar bundled with everything?

Why do many standard software tools (such as Skype or Acrobat Reader) offer to install Google Toolbar upon installation? [more inside]
posted by hAndrew at 2:33 AM PST - 5 comments

Will a cab show up faster if the bartender calls?

BarFilter: Will a cab show up faster if I ask the bartender to call? [more inside]
posted by Superfrankenstein at 2:26 AM PST - 16 comments

Opening .mip files in OSX

[Mac OSX] I've been sent a couple of files as attachments. They're scans of documents but they're in .mip format. How can I open them? [more inside]
posted by mtonks at 12:41 AM PST - 6 comments

September 3

What to do when the GST is too big for you?

Registering for the GST in Australia for a small consulting job; do we have to? What if we don't? [more inside]
posted by Jimbob at 11:26 PM PST - 8 comments

What are these gross little bugs?

BugIdentificationFilter: What are these creepy-crawlies in my apartment? [more inside]
posted by radioamy at 11:25 PM PST - 13 comments

How much should they pay me?

In Northern Virginia, for temporary office work through an agency, how much should I ask the agency for, per hour, in USD? How much will I actually reasonably get? [more inside]
posted by anaelith at 11:23 PM PST - 9 comments

Calling on the four directions?

Anybody got a good source for calling on the four and/or seven directions? It's for a wedding ceremony, and every internet source I've found gives different explanations of what the directions represent. Wedding is this Saturday, I'm officiating. Help! [more inside]
posted by healthyliving at 11:10 PM PST - 7 comments

Need SQL help to fetch data, with some tricky conditions

From two MySQL tables, I need to fetch a list of customers who DOES NOT have an invoice issued to them within the past 2 months. More details about the table structures inside. [more inside]
posted by arrowhead at 11:06 PM PST - 10 comments

roommate gone need to show (locked) room

I have a roommate moving out and I need to show the room to possible tenants. The problem is he left for a couple weeks and locked his door. Is there a law stating the room has be available for showing, or am I out of luck for two weeks? Any advice or suggestions would be appreciated.
posted by debu at 10:43 PM PST - 11 comments

How do I make my homemade salsa taste less tomatoey?

How do I make my homemade salsa taste less tomatoey? [more inside]
posted by metacort at 10:42 PM PST - 22 comments

we'd like to help you but please ddon't try to contact us

My e-mail account is in never-never land. Help me get it out. [more inside]
posted by Xurando at 10:41 PM PST - 4 comments

help me find a camera and a mic

I'm making a movie! The best camera that appears to be in my price range is the Sony PD-150. What are your thoughts on this particular model? Are there better cameras out there in the same price range? I also have concerns about sound equipment. (I'm afraid renting a camera will not be possible.) [more inside]
posted by Vic Morrow's Personal Vietnam at 10:29 PM PST - 9 comments

Earth Class Mail - Solid or Scum?

Earth Class Mail - great idea that I'm willing to pay for, but concerned about sleazy marketing tactics. Anyone with any experience with this company? [more inside]
posted by ezola at 10:25 PM PST - 15 comments

How to avoid Alternative Minimum Tax?

I want to exercise some ISO stock options and I want to avoid paying Alternative Minimum Tax. How do I calculate how many options I can exercise without triggering AMT? [more inside]
posted by ShooBoo at 10:22 PM PST - 6 comments

They taste like BURNING

How does one taste really hot peppers? [more inside]
posted by mezzanayne at 9:18 PM PST - 17 comments

Girlfriend vs. Friends

Girlfriend vs. friends: how to bring the two together? [more inside]
posted by cgs at 9:15 PM PST - 33 comments

Treehouse construction advice? (photos, video)

Another treehouse question. I'm almost done building mine, and I can't figure out why it's so wobbly. Take a look at photos & video, please, and let me know what I might do to make it more solid. No treehouse experience necessary, this is mostly carpentry 101. Degree of difficulty: I do not want any posts in the ground supporting the treehouse. I want all the support to be in the tree. [more inside]
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 8:54 PM PST - 16 comments

Can we get rid of these ugly glass doors on our fireplace?

Fireplace glass doors: Necessary evil or unsightly decorating no-no? We have three brick fireplaces. The house was built in 1968 or so and the folding glass doors on the fireplaces appear to be from the same era. I grew up in a 100+ year old house with no fireplace doors, and the hearths were much more attractive than these. Questions: can we/ should we remove the doors? If we leave the fireplace au naturel will there be freezing cold air flooding into the house? All my searches about his have led to sites talking about REPLACING the doors, but we want to be rid of them. ANy help from people who know more about chimneys, etc. than we do would be most welcome.
posted by mmf at 8:42 PM PST - 11 comments

Overclock Dell Inspiron 531?

Will I be able to overclock a Dell Inspiron (Desktop) 531? I know the standard line is that it's impossible, but I hear things about how some Dell motherboards are just slightly-modified from normal ones, and that a little tweaking and flashing will allow overclocking. I can't find any specs on what motherboard the 531 has, though, so I am not sure where to begin.
posted by nervestaple at 8:31 PM PST - 2 comments

All-access please

Music industry insight-filter: Help me get backstage? Identity withheld to protect people I know in biz. TMI within. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:16 PM PST - 9 comments

Is there a set-it-and-forget-it way to invest?

I've got about $3,000 per month to invest, and I don't have time, knowledge, or energy to "beat the market". What's my best safe bet? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:09 PM PST - 42 comments

Digital media player for toddler/child?

My little guy is 2.5 years old. We currently use a portable dvd player in the car and on planes, as well as at the house occasionally. I'm considering getting a hard-drive based media player for him, to keep from having to handle/store/transport the dvd's constantly. Advice? [more inside]
posted by Bradley at 8:07 PM PST - 23 comments

Need Email Hosting (Blackberry & WebMail) - NOT Microsoft

I am looking to find an email hosting provider that supports a decent “webmail” client and also Blackberry “push” email. From what I have seen, the majority of email hosting providers, that support the Blackberry, make use of Microsoft Exchange, which I am trying to avoid. These are the things I am looking for... 1. Good "webmail" client - Browser based client to read/manage my email/contacts/calendar 2. Blackberry "push" email synchronization (including calendar and contacts) 3. Does not use Microsoft Exchange ( I cannot stand Outlook Web Access) 4. Price < $10/month per Mailbox Thank you for any assistance.
posted by DerekTheGeek at 7:40 PM PST - 8 comments

Should you lose weight without eating health?

Does what you eat really matter for weight loss, or is it simply a numbers game? [more inside]
posted by tomorama at 7:32 PM PST - 47 comments

How to tactfully ask invitees to a 50th anniversary celebration to pay for their lodging?

How would I tactfully ask people I'm inviting to my parents' 50th anniversary to pay for their lodging? [more inside]
posted by Capri at 7:27 PM PST - 18 comments

If it doesn't kill me, will it make me stronger or weaker

Best way, other than walking a lot (too time-consuming), to prepare for walking a lot, in a city, carrying a substantial bag? A recent walking-intensive two-week trip nearly killed my poor feet. I don't have a walking-intensive life most of the time. Should I try specific conditioning? Or would that make it worse, "using up" the mileage I have left on my feet? Should I just resign myself to babying my feet when traveling? [more inside]
posted by amtho at 7:23 PM PST - 11 comments

Tell me the truth about travel nursing

Tell me the truth about travel nursing - is it a great opportunity to spend time in new places and live in lovely, free housing or a road to back-breaking labor and miserable living conditions? [more inside]
posted by hurricanemag at 6:23 PM PST - 5 comments

Great resources for dealing with lethargic innercity kids?

I have a friend who is an excellent but fairly new (2 years experience) teacher now teaching 1st-graders in a poor inner-city school. She finds that they are lethargic, often barely able to keep awake, and hardly respond to her. Are there any great books/articles she should be reading? [more inside]
posted by shivohum at 6:22 PM PST - 17 comments

Where can I get a dozen cheap baby dolls?

I need 10 or so baby dolls for a baby shower that all match. Where the heck can I get cheap baby dolls? [more inside]
posted by Gucky at 6:20 PM PST - 11 comments

What kind of job can I fit into my busy theater student life?

I'm an theater student in Houston. Twenty one years old. I've got a lot of theater on my resume, but I've never had a real, you know, jobby, job type job. What are my options and where do I start looking? [more inside]
posted by raygan at 5:59 PM PST - 9 comments

How to fake IMAP access to a Gmail account, with an extra twist?

I manage a small network of users, and currently we are using Google Apps for our domain, and getting mail via POP. I'd very much like to fake IMAP access to Google by creating an intermediary/shadow account (either on our web host, or on our local Apple XServe running OS X 10.4 Server) and configuring it like so: 1. Set Google address to forward automatically to shadow account. 2. Set desktops to check mail through shadow account, but send email through Google's SMTP servers, to keep conversations in tact. [more inside]
posted by jeffxl at 5:34 PM PST - 4 comments

Oh cover your eyes!

Can you name some good movies (preferably comedies) that are appropriate to watch with a nun? [more inside]
posted by hannahq at 5:23 PM PST - 62 comments

What is the best way to ship something from the Internet to Asia?

I would like to ship a gift from North America to Southeast Asia. Shipping costs from Amazon are very high - >= the cost of the item (a hardcover book). Would it be best to ship from Amazon, buy it locally and ship from here, or find an online retailer in Southeast Asia that stocks the item I'm looking for (would need suggestions here as well!)? I need 3-4 weeks shipping time max. Also, would I generally need to worry about customs if I ship this as a gift?
posted by mebibyte at 5:20 PM PST - 9 comments

How to impress my foodie friends?

My friends are really into good food, good wine, good conversation. How can I throw a dinner party that will knock them off their feet? I am reasonably comfortable in the kitchen, and generally don't have a problem finding decent recipes. I want the party to seem effortless and casual, like it's not something I spent all of Saturday working on, but leaves them desperate for an invite to the next one. Give me your tips!!
posted by ms.v. at 4:46 PM PST - 19 comments

WIFI hijacking

How do I know if someone is using my WIFI connection (WPA)?
posted by zouhair at 4:38 PM PST - 11 comments

How do you get a techno-phobic to be techno-friendly?

How do you get a busy but techno-phobic guy to be open to the idea of calendar schedule sync'ing with another very busy super geek? Obviously, I'm the geek here, and I am stressed about people's needs to talk on the phone when calendar sync takes only one second. /SML
posted by seeminglee at 4:12 PM PST - 8 comments

Printing woes on XP

Apple Airport wireless printing problem: I am able to print wireless from my MacBook to our printer (via our Airport). My girlfriend, on the other hand, cannot. She has XP. [more inside]
posted by sneakin at 3:40 PM PST - 8 comments

Help me find my daily grind

I am looking for a new pepper mill, but an Amazon search produces an overwhelming 800 results and very few customer reviews. So I turn to you, my Metafilter test market. I use the mill often enough that Target's selection just isn't cutting it anymore, but I don't know which models and brands offer the most bang for my buck. And, aren't Peugeots cars? It should be manual (not electric), it should have a variable grind, a heft in the hand, and a steel or red finish (though I prefer function over form). Tell me if you've got a great grinder. Thanks in advance everybody!
posted by B-squared at 2:43 PM PST - 29 comments

Let's Get Frugal

How to get the best price on a MacBook or a MacBook Pro? [more inside]
posted by BackwardsCity at 2:36 PM PST - 20 comments

How can I do right by this photographer?

I would like to use a Creative Commons-licensed photo in the top-of-the-page banner of a web site I am developing. The photo has this license. What is the best way to fairly attribute the photo and respect the photographer's wishes? [more inside]
posted by croutonsupafreak at 2:10 PM PST - 4 comments

Killer D&D campaign

How can I, as a first-time D&D 3.5 DM, make my campaign completely kick ass? [more inside]
posted by baphomet at 1:16 PM PST - 19 comments

Big Credit Card Refund, how do I liquidate?

I just received a large ($7K) refund on a credit card from a trip I canceled. How do I turn it into cash? [more inside]
posted by steve.wdc at 1:10 PM PST - 11 comments

What was California's policy on blood tests in the past?

When did California stop demanding blood tests before issuing marriage certificates? When they did require a blood test, how long did it take to get one? Thanks!
posted by PeteNicely at 12:21 PM PST - 5 comments

You aren't until you are, and then you will be.

In order to be saved, you must accept Jesus's salvation. Huh? Explain? [more inside]
posted by tmcw at 12:08 PM PST - 44 comments

Question about shipping a computer

Help me get my iMac across the Atlantic ocean [more inside]
posted by Ndwright at 11:36 AM PST - 9 comments

Personal Defense Products and Statistics

My close female friend is at college, and faces some shady walks back to her house. There have been problems with muggings and assaults on and around campus, and I'm advocating she have something on her person for protection, i.e. pepper spray. She's a very capable and confident woman, and she says she'll get something "eventually". [more inside]
posted by potch at 11:31 AM PST - 50 comments

filter/firewall new workaround?

Please help me see if this gets around filters/ firewalls at work school. [more inside]
posted by priorpark17 at 11:23 AM PST - 3 comments

I need to start an e-business.

I'd like to design a small-scale e-commerce site that also accepts donations. I have no experience. Help! [more inside]
posted by fogster at 9:53 AM PST - 3 comments

How to Sanitize HTML (Javascript Security)

Is there a safe way to sanitize user submitted HTML to prevent security problems? [more inside]
posted by GregX3 at 9:34 AM PST - 31 comments

banality of transcendence

The banality of transcendence, chapter and verse. [more inside]
posted by bukvich at 9:32 AM PST - 24 comments

Inspire me with your butter bean recipes..

Inspiring butter bean recipes... Does anyone have any ideas or tried and tested recipes for a pasta dish involving butter beans? Beans have already been soaked and are ready to use...
posted by farfaraway at 9:27 AM PST - 5 comments

Oat-ternatives?

I do a lot of hiking and camping, but I HATE HATE HATE oatmeal. What are some alternatives that hit the sweet spot of price/convenience/nutrition/pack weight? [more inside]
posted by sonofslim at 9:14 AM PST - 26 comments

What are the pillars of Hollywood Babylon?

Please point me to resources on the sordid underbelly of Hollywood. [more inside]
posted by Bookhouse at 9:06 AM PST - 15 comments

What's the word on ditching Word?

Help me ditch Word, yet still deliver a document that uses Word templates. [more inside]
posted by grumblebee at 8:47 AM PST - 17 comments

How can I check if my sites will run in PHP5 ?

Is there any script or sh command to check all given scripts or files to see if it will be compatible with PHP5? [more inside]
posted by Leech at 8:47 AM PST - 4 comments

You got to know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away. RUUNNNN!

Separated men and dating. Your insights, por favor. [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 8:45 AM PST - 23 comments

What options do I have with my work skills?

What transferable skills do production coordinators/line producers have for other industries? [more inside]
posted by droplet at 8:25 AM PST - 4 comments

Make me want to go to Asia.

Make me want to go to Asia. [more inside]
posted by djstig at 8:18 AM PST - 22 comments

Does anyone know of a book that covers Flash CS3 from the ground up?

Does anyone know of a book that covers Flash CS3 from the ground up? I need it all, from beginner stuff to Flex. I'm hoping to find a book that has a general introduction to Flash, a language reference for Actionscript, and a thorough review of Flex. This is asking for a lot. Perhaps what I need is a series of books? [more inside]
posted by jeffmueller at 8:16 AM PST - 8 comments

Not That Kind of Transformer!

ElectronicsFilter: How do I drive a step-up transformer to get hundreds of volts out of an AA battery? They're only 1.5v. [more inside]
posted by spacewrench at 8:13 AM PST - 7 comments

How can I preserve and display a tablecloth?

For at least 25 years, my grandmother had a table cloth which every person who visited her house signed, and their signature was embroidered onto the cloth. Now my family is looking for a way to preserve and display it. Any cool ideas? [more inside]
posted by FortyT-wo at 6:49 AM PST - 18 comments

Structuring advice for "non-resident" corporation?

I want to start a business that operates exclusively within the United States, but I don't live there. Who should I talk to about setting up the legal business framework? [more inside]
posted by lowlife at 6:32 AM PST - 7 comments

Fits to a tea

Recommend me a variety of tea! [more inside]
posted by charmston at 6:05 AM PST - 35 comments

Looking for London Underground Diagram Resources

I'm looking to create a variation of the London Underground Map/Diagram. Are there any resources ie, tutorials or .ai templates that I can use to give me a head start?
posted by Sevenupcan at 6:00 AM PST - 5 comments

Identify this children's novel

Book identification: Children's book for teens set shortly after World War III, set at least partly in the Welsh valleys. [more inside]
posted by humblepigeon at 3:11 AM PST - 4 comments

Crossing the Nullabor + cat + furniture = insanity?

How do I move my life from Perth, Western Australia, to Middle-of-Nowhere, QLD with a cat and my sanity intact? [more inside]
posted by indienial at 2:31 AM PST - 16 comments

Where can I find statistics about open source software?

Where can I find comparisons of the time it takes for an application to become relatively mature (in feature set, and bugs) in comparison to its status as open or closed source?
posted by jackofsaxons at 2:29 AM PST - 4 comments

Calling all GIS-experts in da house

Brain storm-fodder: What's the most innovative idea you've got for an thesis on GIS (Geological Information Systems) and archeology? [more inside]
posted by Rabarberofficer at 1:23 AM PST - 9 comments

September 2

How to install an air conditioner in a window with jalousies.

How do I install an air conditioner unit into a window with jalousies? [more inside]
posted by Joey Michaels at 11:52 PM PST - 6 comments

How do I balance on my bike while standing still?

How do I learn to balance on my bike while standing still? [more inside]
posted by jeffbarr at 10:36 PM PST - 9 comments

How do you break the telephone barrier?

How do I turn friendly acquaintances into real friends? [more inside]
posted by serena15221 at 9:03 PM PST - 17 comments

Help a photgraphy n00b use a fully manual film camera.

My grandfather is letting me borrow his old fully manual SLR camera to mess around with. It's a Honeywell Pentax Spotmatic 1000, in OK condition. I've googled around, but I still feel like I don't really know what I'm doing. I want to take the best pictures I can, and I also want to avoid damaging the camera through ignorance. I know very little about photography and especially little about film cameras. Help! [more inside]
posted by MadamM at 8:49 PM PST - 27 comments

Blow Away Vacation

Is it crazy to go to the Caribbean during hurricane season? [more inside]
posted by adrober at 7:44 PM PST - 18 comments

City of neighboods, right?

Chicagofilter: West Loop 101. I live here, now what? [more inside]
posted by a robot made out of meat at 7:33 PM PST - 7 comments

Yet again, using AskMe as a Personal Shopper.

Yet another use of AskMe as personal shopper - please help me select a wedding gift: [more inside]
posted by anastasiav at 7:32 PM PST - 13 comments

Digital Photograpy in the dark.

Low-light DIGITAL photography without the smears or grainy colored dots? Long question and possibly NSFW conversation inside. [more inside]
posted by sandra_s at 7:14 PM PST - 31 comments

The ONE and ONLY Gift AskMe Question

Generic Gift Idea: I know - another gift question, and for this I apologize, but I need help! [more inside]
posted by Sassyfras at 7:03 PM PST - 13 comments

Yahoo sign-in problems

After 10 years on Yahoo!, I'm suddenly locked out of my account. My perfectly valid user name and password are rejected. (Long question...) [more inside]
posted by amusem at 6:48 PM PST - 15 comments

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo does the f@%$!ing track?!

I can't believe I'm going to blow a question this, but here goes: I keep hearing this really lame hip pop track that features the artist calling out: Whooooooooooooooooo? Yoooooooooooooooooou! and then some references to superman. It's stuck in my head. I can't seem to google it. I've listened to everything on the charts. Help me go to sleep.
posted by phrontist at 6:39 PM PST - 5 comments

Remove any trace of a program

How can you remove from your computer any trace of using a program? [more inside]
posted by JayRwv at 6:34 PM PST - 9 comments

Help me not pay twice as much rent!

Moved out: roommate won't give me my last month's rent back. What do I do? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:17 PM PST - 13 comments

babies for beginners

What are your favorite resources for a (clueless) first-time pregnant couple? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:16 PM PST - 39 comments

Seattle breakfast places?

Seattleites! Now that I've moved to your beautiful city, I'm searching for breakfast places here that meet certain specific criteria... [more inside]
posted by Kat Allison at 5:28 PM PST - 12 comments

any nice apartments in shanghai?

i need an apartment in shanghai, but i want somethign nice! is there any cool warehouse type accomodation, because all the apartments i have looked at are cr@ppy. [more inside]
posted by edtut at 4:41 PM PST - 4 comments

Downloadable PSP Videos

I'm about to fly to Ibiza, and would like something to watch during the flight, and when relaxing during the day. Where can I get easily downloadable TV shows or films (and documentaries) in the correct format for my PSP (or maybe iPod)? [more inside]
posted by lemonfridge at 4:07 PM PST - 9 comments

Botanyfilter: How to collect hosta seeds?

Do I really have to wait for hosta seeds to dry on the plant? [more inside]
posted by bolognius maximus at 3:49 PM PST - 2 comments

I want the "i" but NOT the "phone"

is it possible to use an iPhone without activating it with a cell phone carrier? Can you still use the PIM, Wifi, and Music and Camera and all the other functions on it (just like a regular PDA) without activating it as a cell phone? Or are the other functions "locked" until you activate it with a cell phone carrier? [more inside]
posted by jak68 at 3:32 PM PST - 22 comments

Where to go mushroom picking in NYC area?

Where to go mushroom picking in the NYC area? [more inside]
posted by zavulon at 3:30 PM PST - 7 comments

How to get MBOX mailboxes into Eudora (including attachments)?

How to get MBOX mailboxes into Eudora (including attachments)? [more inside]
posted by ManInSuit at 3:24 PM PST - 8 comments

What is the easiest way to index pre-existing bibliographies?

Bibliographic software newbie question: given an enormous backlog of hand-written bibliographies, what's my best bet for producing a database and integrating it with a book manuscript? I'd like to be able to push a button and change citation styles. No arduous data-entry, please. [more inside]
posted by anotherpanacea at 3:08 PM PST - 10 comments

How Do The Postal Services of These Countries Compare?

The Postal Service of a few different countries is a factor in where I decide to move. [more inside]
posted by Rykey at 3:07 PM PST - 9 comments

Where is this internet horror?

What ever happened to "Kids in a Sandbox"? (potentially NSFW and/or traumatizing) [more inside]
posted by rancidchickn at 2:40 PM PST - 19 comments

Please help my poor puppy!

Dog illness problem. Emergency vet time? [more inside]
posted by JonahBlack at 2:33 PM PST - 15 comments

Deadwood story arc question

Deadwood TV series question -- my wife and I have reached critical mass in not understanding one of the story arcs. (Possible spoilers inside for those who haven't made it to the middle of Season 2) [more inside]
posted by hodyoaten at 2:21 PM PST - 5 comments

tracing email

Can a throw-away email address be traced? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:09 PM PST - 16 comments

Will I get paid if I leave today?

I took a temporary night job that I thought would be easy. I worked 2 nights, but quickly found it is horrible. Specifically it involves a lot of manual labor that I wasn't expecting and I am in pain and too exhausted to work my day job. I want to quit now and save my body, rather than give my two weeks. I don't care about the reference, but will I see a paycheck in the mail? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 2:09 PM PST - 11 comments

Is my cat's weepy eye a cause for concern?

Is my cat's "weepy eye" a cause for concern (is a vet visit in order)? [more inside]
posted by Artw at 1:35 PM PST - 9 comments

"At least it's soap..." Yeah. Right.

Just a second ago my daughter spilled approximately a cup of liquid hand soap onto my carpeted hallway. How do I get this up?????
posted by konolia at 1:06 PM PST - 9 comments

Please help me revive my damaged liver

I have read numerous pages on the web in regards to how a liver could be revived but truth be told, I got overwhelmed with the intense amounts of information that is out there so I am wondering if anyone could give me somewhat of a simplified guide to what (foods and drinks) I can and cannot consume. [more inside]
posted by cheero at 12:54 PM PST - 15 comments

Setting up a shared office space as a side business

Setting up a shared office/office business center as a side business: Next to my house is an empty store in fair condition. It used to be a grocery store, but small grocery stores are not viable anymore in my area, so it's empty and for sale. I'm thinking about buying it and converting it into a shared office space with about ten separate offices. Is it really viable to manage this as a side business? I have a day job to take care of. [more inside]
posted by Harald74 at 12:48 PM PST - 8 comments

My computer and my wireless are in a fight

My computer and my wireless are in a fight [more inside]
posted by bamassippi at 12:31 PM PST - 3 comments

WinTV2000 Broken on Vista 64

Help us get WinTV2000 to work properly beyond the first time it's launched. [more inside]
posted by sentient at 12:05 PM PST - 2 comments

Spinning airplane wheels before landing

Why don't commercial jets start the wheels rotating before landing? [more inside]
posted by Killick at 11:33 AM PST - 24 comments

Spreadsheets that do arbitrary cell tags?

Ignorant spreadsheet question: do most (or any) spreadsheets have the ability to tag cells with an arbitrary name or label and then do operations on only the cells with that tag? [more inside]
posted by jfuller at 10:24 AM PST - 9 comments

My employer won't pay us minimum wage, what do I do?

My employer (a restaurant) does not pay me or any of the other employees minimum wage. Help! [more inside]
posted by tumbleweedjack at 10:22 AM PST - 21 comments

Read-Only USB drive, WTF?

Can I do anything with this read-only USB flash drive, or should I just write it off as a lost cause? [more inside]
posted by misha at 10:10 AM PST - 6 comments

Help me figure out this job offer in Bahrain

I am hopeful of being offered a job in software development in a construction company in Bahrain. I have a final interview tomorrow. I am a B.E.(Computer) with 7 year experience in various software projects, currently working in a US-based software MNC in Bangalore, India. Help me evaluate this job in terms of what salary package I can expect (or rather negotiate for) and other general Hows-n-Whats about (cost of) living in Bahrain. [more inside]
posted by forwebsites at 9:52 AM PST - 0 comments

Stop the fleet to pickup one man?

Would the Navy stop to pickup a sailor who fell overboard? [more inside]
posted by dyslexictraveler at 9:17 AM PST - 16 comments

plastic?

I need a credit card. Advice? [more inside]
posted by Jacen at 8:56 AM PST - 20 comments

looking for an OLDER DC Metrorail poster

I'm looking for an OLDER Washington DC Metrorail map - the system map kind that they post in the subway cars or one that is poster-size. [more inside]
posted by jare2003 at 8:42 AM PST - 5 comments

As-you-type chat?

Is there such thing as totally real time online chat? [more inside]
posted by pablocake at 7:27 AM PST - 16 comments

Help me be with my EU girl

I'm American, my girlfriend's from the EU. We're both graduating soon. How can we be together? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 7:12 AM PST - 17 comments

Help me build a treehouse

Websites or other sources with plans for a simple but solid treehouse . . . [more inside]
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:36 AM PST - 4 comments

Where to find Hillary Clinton DNC Speeches?

Where can I find the text/transcript (or even better a video) of Hillary Clinton's speech at the 1992 Democratic National Convention. I've got her speeches from 1996, 2000, and 2004, but can't find 1992. If you know where I can get my hands on videos of the other speeches, that'd be great, too. Thanks!
posted by maryn at 5:39 AM PST - 2 comments

Cheap, cosmopolitan city near Australia?

In 6-8 weeks I will have accumulated some cash, about $5-6K. It's not much, but it is enough to survive 6 months without working while I write. 6 penniless months in Sydney, Australia. Where in the world should I go that will allow me to double that time? Triple? [more inside]
posted by hifimofo at 3:55 AM PST - 19 comments

What sort of garden shredder should we get?

We've got a garden. We don't have a car. Soon, the garden is going to change and produce a lot of waste vegetation (that hedge has to go, etc. etc.). So I'm looking at purchasing a garden shredder, and I realise I know nothing about this sort of thing. Is a petrol powered shredder that much better than a good electric one? Is there anything else I should know about these machines? [more inside]
posted by handee at 2:06 AM PST - 7 comments

September 1

Incorporation in Nevada benefits outweigh disadvantages?

I'm thinking about incorporating in Nevada for a business I will operate in CA for the tax benefits. Do you know of any disadvantages to incorporating in Nevada but working in CA?
posted by KimikoPi at 10:44 PM PST - 9 comments

Technically it's piracy, but it doesn't feel that way...

What's a good name for the kind of "piracy" that doesn't feel like piracy to a reasonable person? [more inside]
posted by AmbroseChapel at 8:54 PM PST - 51 comments

A Kick in the Head

Can I improve my brain with drugs? [more inside]
posted by popcassady at 7:49 PM PST - 31 comments

Pantry Hacks!

Help me build a pantry! [more inside]
posted by furnace.heart at 6:42 PM PST - 8 comments

French Speaking Music Lover Filter - Help me identify this french song o great hive mind?

Ok, so my french isn't just bad -- it's nonexistant. Can anyone identify the singer and/or title of the song of which there is a snippet inside? If not the singer, can you give me the proper title, or spelling of some of the lyrics so I can google them and perhaps find the singer that way? I love the smooth sound of this clip and would love to find more. It's a great rumba! :) [more inside]
posted by jwhowa at 6:36 PM PST - 3 comments

AccentFilter: What makes a New England accent recognizable?

AccentFilter: What makes a New England accent recognizable? [more inside]
posted by gregb1007 at 6:30 PM PST - 22 comments

get thee to a therapist

How do I get me some therapy? How do I talk to a therapist? [more inside]
posted by anonymous at 6:00 PM PST - 12 comments

What to do with tomato skins

Oh my god, it's FINALLY tomato season, but what can I do with all these tomato skins? [more inside]
posted by exceptinsects at 4:59 PM PST - 6 comments

Internet Parental Controls

What free software do you use to filter the internet for kids? [more inside]
posted by snsranch at 4:45 PM PST - 19 comments

Project Finance

What are the best books/online sources for one to learn project finance. Specifically financial modelling (to be used at a job in construction industry - mostly road construction). Thanks.
posted by barrakuda at 4:15 PM PST - 2 comments

Greetings in Kirundi

How do you say "Thank you very much for joining us today. It is a pleasure to have you with us" in Kirundi or at least Swahili?
posted by Baby_Balrog at 4:14 PM PST - 5 comments

How can I make a USB stick "fixed" instead of "removable"?

How can I make a USB stick "fixed" instead of "removable" on Windows Vista? [more inside]
posted by chrisalbon at 3:52 PM PST - 11 comments

Internet documents archive security

I want to archive my personal documents like birth certificate, mark sheet, bond, bank statement details etc by scanning them and storing in the internet. I thought i will scan and store them in my email accounts. (like yahoo etc) However i am not sure, whether storing those documents in yahoo email etc is safe. Can some one suggest a good safe option, where i can scan documents and put them in internet not accessible to others. Are there any free encryption software which encrypts the documents and stores them. It is okay, if some budget software is also available, instead of freeware.
posted by tom123 at 3:29 PM PST - 17 comments

A window A/C that can cool and circulate?

Is there a window air conditioner that can both cool and circulate air from outside? [more inside]
posted by baggers at 3:22 PM PST - 12 comments

No, I can't hear you now...

I need a cell phone I can actually hear! [more inside]
posted by whoaali at 3:01 PM PST - 22 comments

Sanding PT wood

What precautions are needed for sanding pressure treated wood? This is Thomsonite brand pressure treated that is not the same as the older arsenic treated wood. I will be doing this outdoors over a tarpaulin. Will a regular face mask be OK or should I wear a full mask? If my mask is need, what class of filter should be used?
posted by Raybun at 2:52 PM PST - 2 comments

Square stones, curved path?

How best to layout a curved sandstone path using square and rectangular stones? [more inside]
posted by pallen123 at 2:29 PM PST - 5 comments

Give me wireless freedom!

I want to have a wireless router in my dorm room, but it's not technically allowed. Can I sneak something in? [more inside]
posted by DMan at 1:59 PM PST - 50 comments

Here is my backwards curse: Girls I might befriend platonically always end up wanting "something more," and it ends in disaster. How can I break this pattern of causing pain?

Girls I might want to befriend are romantically/sexually attracted to me...Are platonic relationships really possible? If so, how do I get out of this pattern of disastrous endings? Most specifically, how do I relate to a new "female friend" in my life without causing pain? [more inside]
posted by consilium at 1:46 PM PST - 29 comments

electric bikes?

Experiences with an electric bike? [more inside]
posted by cowmix at 1:36 PM PST - 6 comments

I need a mouse that won't drive me crazy. Wireless mighty mouse or gaming mouse for Graphic Design?

I need a mouse that won't drive me crazy. Wireless mighty mouse or gaming mouse for Graphic Design? [more inside]
posted by deinemutti at 12:26 PM PST - 20 comments

What is this wall? This is not supposed to be here!

My first marathon is five weeks away and the training is taking its toll on my body. The last thing I want is to have to give up this late in the game because of an injury. What's my best plan of attack? [more inside]
posted by jetskiaccidents at 12:24 PM PST - 19 comments

Vintage finds in Ireland?

I am traveling to Kilkenny Ireland and Clifden Ireland next week. Is there any good antiqueing in either of those towns? I am not looking for furniture but rather tea pot/china/silver and flea market type stuff. Thank you!
posted by seekingsimplicity at 12:19 PM PST - 4 comments

Help me make the switch.

I have internet access for a few days. I need to get programs for Ubuntu on a computer that currently has no access. Is there a way to install Ubuntu the computer with access and "Slipstream" a disk with all the modifications I want? [more inside]
posted by Telf at 11:58 AM PST - 6 comments

Do not seem to be able to walk away

Relationship filter - Help me be a stronger person... [more inside]
posted by spotty_dog at 11:42 AM PST - 14 comments

I want my HDTV

A/V Question: What do I need to run an HD satellite signal into my computer. [more inside]
posted by Zinger at 11:22 AM PST - 6 comments

Could this be the Bad Plus?

How can I figure out a musical interlude I heard this morning on Weekend America? [more inside]
posted by msali at 11:06 AM PST - 9 comments

bra strap

How to keep bra straps from showing without safety pins? [more inside]
posted by transona5 at 9:53 AM PST - 26 comments

How to bridge two wireless routers for a single network?

I'm thinking of using two Wireless LAN router-switches from two different manufacturers in different rooms to create a single network for a multitude of devices. How is this done (see extended explanation)? [more inside]
posted by lifeless at 8:51 AM PST - 9 comments

Keeping the Geek Squad Outta my Biznass

How to keep prying eyes from the files on my laptop... [more inside]
posted by TheGoldenOne at 8:05 AM PST - 9 comments

Healthier Microwave Popcorn

I understand that Pop Weaver Microwave Popcorn no longer has Diacetyl - an ingredient for flavoring. How can you tell which packages no longer have Diacetyl?
posted by cmh0150 at 7:41 AM PST - 3 comments

German for 'accidental expert'?

Does anyone know the German word that means, roughly, 'accidental expert'? [more inside]
posted by jack_mo at 7:24 AM PST - 7 comments

Go Blue in Chicago?

Good options for watching Michigan football in Chicago that AREN'T Duffy's? [more inside]
posted by fancypants at 6:25 AM PST - 5 comments

Acer L100 overheating annoyingly

Can you help my ACER L100 stop over-heating? (Please say yes, I'm trying to write my thesis!) [more inside]
posted by mateuslee at 6:22 AM PST - 14 comments

Recording an audiobook: the gory details

Recording a full-length book into downloadable audio format: what's the best way to do that? [more inside]
posted by JaySunSee at 5:58 AM PST - 7 comments

The Perfect PA

I'm going to be an executive personal assistant - for a very high executive. What surprises await me, and how can I perform perfectly? [more inside]
posted by xanthippe at 5:00 AM PST - 36 comments

I suppose I could live out of gigantic Tupperware containers, but...

Due to my life as a secret agent, I constantly move house. Futon, possessions, toiletries, books, clothes, my entire life. Living out of boxes sucks, and moving loose unboxed items just sucks. Are there any fancy systems, boxes, thingamajigs that can help? [more inside]
posted by Xere at 1:54 AM PST - 25 comments