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Question: Has my cat lost her mind?

tzikeh — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:50:57 -0800

Why does my cat take a victory lap when she poops?

My cat is 17 years old (and is going to live forever, knocking wood). For the first fifteen years of her life, she'd use the litter box perfectly normally, no problems. Just in the past two years, whenever she poops in the box, she covers it up as usual, and then gallops up and down the hallway in some kind of deranged celebration. My roommate and I have taken to calling it The Poopie Run.

Has anyone got a real explanation for this? Any vets out there with any answers?

By: disillusioned

disillusioned — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:56:46 -0800

My dog always used to bolt from the corner of the yard where he'd do his business, I imagine as a perhaps somewhat-effective way of clearing anything that remained?

By: ottereroticist

ottereroticist — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:03:22 -0800

My next door neighbor, Mr. Lee, said it best: "Cat is very strange animal."

Mr. Lee, you said a mouthful.

By: Acacia

Acacia — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:24:54 -0800

Bowel movements are very important to us elderlies. If she had opposible thumbs, she'd be clipping coupons. AND she probably feel 10 pounds lighter. Yehaa!

By: ArkhanJG

ArkhanJG — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:25:08 -0800

I Am Not A vet Wildass Guess - Maybe it's become infected with Toxoplasma? It lives primarily in cats, forms cysts in the brain and causes some very odd mental effects in rats and mice - they become attracted to the smell of cats rather than fearful, making them much more likely to become eaten and then infect the cat.

Humans can be infected too, and there's some evidence it alters human behaviour also.

By: web-goddess

web-goddess — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:49:58 -0800

Our cat does that all the time, and she's only four years old. We figure she just feels light and energized afterwards.

By: A Terrible Llama

A Terrible Llama — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 04:54:22 -0800

Our cat and dog (seven and five) both celebrate their poops by running around with a delighted, "I POOPED!" expression on their faces. (I think they just really enjoy having just pooped and have no social pressure to hide it.)

By: rmd1023

rmd1023 — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 05:46:08 -0800

yeah, i've known a bunch of cats and dogs who seem to have a reaction of "OH THANK GOD I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW!!!" after pooping.

heck, there are times i'd like to take a victory lap after a bowel movement.

By: proj

proj — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:22:04 -0800

My cat does this as well. I always interpreted it as "boy, that smelled and I'd like to get as far away from it as possible."

By: whiskeyspider

whiskeyspider — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:57:37 -0800

My 1.5 year old cat does the same thing. Patiently poops, covers it up with litter, then BOLTS out of the litter box and runs around.

By: gesamtkunstwerk

gesamtkunstwerk — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:34:15 -0800

My cats do this sometimes, and I've always assumed it was constipation.

You can try giving them a lubricant. It keeps them from vomiting, too.

By: gjc

gjc — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 07:53:24 -0800

The real question is, why doesn't everyone?

Seriously, cats are nuts. But she probably does feel better after a nice poop and wants to have a little fun. I doubt it's anything to worry about. The most I'd do would be maybe to give her a little more variety in her food- give her her regular food along with a choice of something with a little more moisture and fiber. She may choose that over the regular stuff.

By: porn in the woods

porn in the woods — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:09:56 -0800

One of my cats (a large 16-pound tabby) used to cautiously peer around while he finished his dirty business in the corner of the yard. He'd bury his scat, then absolutely blaze across the yard for 20 feet or so.

I guess he figured that once his wolf bait is dropped, there are going to be predators on his tail shortly.

By: Lou Stuells

Lou Stuells — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:13:30 -0800

My cat does this. So does my dog.

A greyhound's poop-victory lap is truly a sight to behold.

By: quirks

quirks — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:18:41 -0800

My cat does this too. I read somewhere that it might be connected to leftover instincts of covering their tracks, so they want to get far away from such an obvious sign that they were around. No idea how much truth there is to that.

Sometimes I can tell my cat's pooped before I smell it simply because he goes crazy and darts all over the place.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:21:58 -0800

I just had this conversation yesterday...
"Awww, your cat is running around playing!"
Me: "No, she just pooped."

My personal theory on this, having observed various states of kitty pooping success and failure (and doing the requisite chasing of the cat) is that if they don't make a 'clean break' from the cargo they've been holding, or they perceive that there has not been a complete delivery, they will attempt to outrun whatever it is that is chasing their butthole. Usually works, sometimes doesn't.

By: troybob

troybob — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:23:13 -0800

I've always seen it as parallel to the idea that you never step into the same river twice--you never step out of the bathroom with the same butt twice. A small hole opens up and you expel something and jumble up your insides, and you've got to do a bit of a walk to break in the new configuration, and also to make sure you didn't miss something at the back of the closet and have to go back. This is normal. isn't it?

By: bedhead

bedhead — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:19:11 -0800

My cat does this, complete with an announcement of poop-victory. I have come to know his various meows - he has a "where the hell are you guys?" meow, a "pay attention to me NOW!" meow, and an "I pooped!" meow. So, he poops, meows loudly, and then bolts down the stairs and gallops down the hallway. We always thank him for sharing the news and go back to our business. My roommate's cat does something similar - no announcement, but she does the fun run through the apartment. Cats are 11 (mine) and 18 (roommate's).

We just assume that it's because they feel better after pooping. Also, cats are freakin' weird.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:31:02 -0800

Nice use of catshitinsane tag.

Our cats announce their poop status, too: one runs sprints down the hallway, another does laps through the house. I figured it was due to the liberating joy of completing a healthy bowel movement.

I love participating in the cat poop AskMe threads.

By: bottlebrushtree

bottlebrushtree — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:47:51 -0800

Our long hair cat does this, I've always assumed it's a combo of "please don't eat me" and "oh crap, I think something is still attached, I AM SO EMBARRASSED"

By: peep

peep — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:14:21 -0800

Our cat used to have the gnarliest soft poops - smelled like something had died (until we switched her food). She used to race after those poops, and we figured her ass was on fire and she was trying to run away from it.

By: fleacircus

fleacircus — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:20:23 -0800

To shake off the poop.

You'd do it too if you had no toilet paper and a furry butt.

This one time my sister's cat took a poop, but due to some freak of feline digestive system, a long hair was stuck in the poop, and lead back towards the cat's butt, where it was stuck inside another (assumed) poop that remained inside the cat in question once the cat started its victory lap. The victory lap turned to horror as the cat found itself being chased by its own poop like a boat dragging an angry water skier.

After she caught the cat, my sister calmly took a paper towel, grabbed the trailing hair, and yanked. The anchoring turd popped out of the cat, and all was well.

I leave it to later generations to reconcile this text with AskMe policy.

By: Lesser Shrew

Lesser Shrew — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:27:14 -0800

I see the wisdom of Mr. Lee.

Have a cat who does this. Have a cat who hangs out near and guards the litter box for a while afterwards. Have had cats with no particular litter box behavior, outside the intended purpose.

The victory galloping cat is the cat only cat I couldn't toilet train. So perhaps she's just reminding me that I have a stinky litter box and spend my hard-earned money on litter because she won that round.

If this has been going on for two years, it's a Mr. Lee thing, not a health thing.

By: tzikeh

tzikeh — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:46:22 -0800

This is all really fascinating (and often hilarious). The thing is, sometimes she does it and sometimes she doesn't. At first I thought it was maybe poop-type specific (regular, mushy, hard), but after a few weeks of scientific study (scoop poop, compare to the poop from last time there was a victory lap--no, I didn't touch anything, just visuals), there is no correlation I can find. And she isn't fleeing the box area; she runs up the hallway, then around the living room, then back down the hallway. Sometimes she loses traction and skids sideways into my roommate's bedroom. It's utterly bizarre.

I'll ask the vet, I suppose, but since so many people in this thread have Victory Poop Cats, I figure it's nothing serious. Also, nothing we'll ever properly understand. Ah, well. Cats!

By: Kellydamnit

Kellydamnit — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:02:04 -0800

I'll add another odd cat with the post-poop ritual. Mine runs from the bathroom to the living room, where she jumps from loveseat to couch to the other loveseat.

She does any number of other odd things. I chalk it up to "cats are damn strange animals."

By: liketitanic

liketitanic — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:03:39 -0800

Has she had her anal glands expressed lately? Sometimes that makes for weird poop behavior.

By: restless_nomad

restless_nomad — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:42:32 -0800

See the Poo Gallop from the National Audubon Society's Field Guide To Gaits Of The Domesticated Feline

It's a well-documented behavior, actually. :P

By: hfbellefille

hfbellefille — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 18:20:28 -0800

My cats have always done this.

By: Liosliath

Liosliath — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:05:15 -0800

My cat does the Victory Poop Run too, sometimes with a wild yowl, sometimes not.

By: deborah

deborah — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:59:56 -0800

Some of my cats do this some of the time. Cat is very strange animal, indeed.