How do you fail at making noodles?
August 5, 2008 5:46 PM
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How did I ruin the noodles from the Asian market?
I went to a new Asian grocery the other day. In search of a good noodle, I picked up a package from the refrigerated section with very little English on it, labeled "Won Ton Noodles." I had no idea what I was looking at, other than that they looked good.
These were the size and length of "angel hair" noodles, and came in little nests much like that. The color was dark tan, and the fresh-looking noodles were powdered with flour. The back of the package said that the noodles should be put in boiling water for 60 seconds, then mixed with sauce, meat and vegetables, and "served immediately." That was the sum total of English on the package. The rest was Chinese.
I wanted to have the noodles with steamed spiced vegetables and soy sauce. I gave the noodles 60 seconds in the boiling water, and dumped them into the colander. Then I took about four minutes to get everything else together for dinner. When I got back to mix the vegetables in, the noodles had turned into dough. Pure, unbenoodled, flour-and-water dough. I had already mixed in the vegetables before I realized how thoroughly this had happened, so I had to make the best of it for dinner. But it was like eating unbaked Southern biscuit dough. I was tempted to put it in the oven to see what would happen, but in the event I just threw it away.
Were these noodles meant to be eaten in soup only? The label didn't lead me to believe that. I didn't know a noodle could be so delicate. Or are you really supposed to have it all down your grocery hole before it's been out of the water five minutes? I don't pretend to know the answer, but I hope you do.
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