Comments on: Can you hear me now, you horny bastard?

Question: Can you hear me now, you horny bastard?

Anonymous — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:27:05 -0800

Good examples of heterosexual audio erotica or porn, please?

Doesn't matter if it's real or faked, just as long as it's good and hot. Scorching hot. Tear the clothes off your significant other, RIGHT NOW GODDAMIT, hawt.

Audio books, podcasts, CDs, whatever, we're open to various mediums. Even if there's a particular movie that sounds hot, that'll work also, just as long as it doesn't have to be watched, merely listened to.

By: HotPatatta

HotPatatta — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:35:54 -0800

There's a Playboy channel on Sirius satellite radio. Not sure how steamy it is, though. Might just be a bunch of buxom women talking about achieving their dream when they were featured in the pages of the magazine.

A search for "erotic audio" brought me to this: http://www.eroticast.net/

By: caddis

caddis — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:42:54 -0800

Roxy Music - Country Life (nsfw?)

By: Captain_Science

Captain_Science — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:46:57 -0800

Literotica has an audio section...can be hit or miss but it's all free.

By: turgid dahlia

turgid dahlia — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:03:48 -0800

Though I may be misguessing the purpose of this, why not find a piece of quality literary erotica and...record it yourself?

By: cwhitfcd

cwhitfcd — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:43:46 -0800

There are a few at Audible.com (e.g. Between the Sheets). You can get a couple free books when you signup for a trial membership.

By: rossination

rossination — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:07:27 -0800

Lusty Library has a podcast that's pretty good.

By: MaxVonCretin

MaxVonCretin — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:13:27 -0800

Beat At Cinecitta - 1960's Italian Porn Film Scores

By: CrunchyFrog

CrunchyFrog — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:50:58 -0800

There's the Stories on MP3 section of the alt.sex.stories text repository.

Be warned: this is amateur narrators speaking amateur written erotica. Absolutely no guarantee of quality.

By: rongorongo

rongorongo — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:33:51 -0800

Have a look at this LastFM discussion.

By: ifjuly

ifjuly — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:25:33 -0800

My boyfriend has this, mostly 'cause he loves historic synth moments, etc. It makes me laugh most of the time when I hear it. For sexier, try Kool and the Gang's "Summer Madness." That song is pure sex and absolutely wonderful.

By: JauntyFedora

JauntyFedora — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:12:30 -0800

Porn for the Blind

Kidding.