Why did stretching make me so horny?
July 2, 2008 11:42 AM Subscribe
What the hell just happened to me while I was stretching my back?
My lower back was feeling tight, so I leaned back in my chair and did a big, long and deep stretch with my arms over my head. Suddenly, just as I'm feeling the muscles stretching out, my midsection becomes filled with this burning sensation that quickly fades to warmth, spreading out from my back around to my stomach and into my groin and bowels (I also felt my bowels loosen slightly). As I sat up, I became a bit lightheaded, a bit breathless and immediately developed a serious erection and became intensely aroused, all the while, my body is tingling (in a VERY pleasant way). After it passed, I repeated the stretch again to the same effect. Within 60 seconds, I feel perfectly normal again.
What the hell happened? Did I discover a super horny button or am I having a stroke?
My lower back was feeling tight, so I leaned back in my chair and did a big, long and deep stretch with my arms over my head. Suddenly, just as I'm feeling the muscles stretching out, my midsection becomes filled with this burning sensation that quickly fades to warmth, spreading out from my back around to my stomach and into my groin and bowels (I also felt my bowels loosen slightly). As I sat up, I became a bit lightheaded, a bit breathless and immediately developed a serious erection and became intensely aroused, all the while, my body is tingling (in a VERY pleasant way). After it passed, I repeated the stretch again to the same effect. Within 60 seconds, I feel perfectly normal again.
What the hell happened? Did I discover a super horny button or am I having a stroke?
Dunno, but it happens to me too every now and then.
Stretching back like that probably stretches the blood vessels--especially the big important ones--thereby causing them to narrow (like rubber surgical tubing), which in turn causes the rest of your body to go all wacky. Like squeezing a balloon in the middle makes the bits at either end swell more. The erection could maybe act as a sort of relief valve so some little blood vessel somewhere else doesn't burst. Maybe. Just a speculation.
Also, technically, if you were leaning back, you were stretching your front.
posted by Sys Rq at 12:12 PM on July 2, 2008
Stretching back like that probably stretches the blood vessels--especially the big important ones--thereby causing them to narrow (like rubber surgical tubing), which in turn causes the rest of your body to go all wacky. Like squeezing a balloon in the middle makes the bits at either end swell more. The erection could maybe act as a sort of relief valve so some little blood vessel somewhere else doesn't burst. Maybe. Just a speculation.
Also, technically, if you were leaning back, you were stretching your front.
posted by Sys Rq at 12:12 PM on July 2, 2008
...causes the blood pressure in the rest of your body...
posted by Sys Rq at 12:13 PM on July 2, 2008
posted by Sys Rq at 12:13 PM on July 2, 2008
Erm... I was suggesting that the body is like a balloon, not the penis.
On second thought, I suspect what is happening is more like the entire lower part of the body acting a bit like an erection, in that some blood-hose somewhere is kinked, letting blood in but not out, causing pressure to mount down there while lessening up in the head.
(But AskMe is not built for wild speculations, so I'll just shut up now.)
posted by Sys Rq at 12:42 PM on July 2, 2008
On second thought, I suspect what is happening is more like the entire lower part of the body acting a bit like an erection, in that some blood-hose somewhere is kinked, letting blood in but not out, causing pressure to mount down there while lessening up in the head.
(But AskMe is not built for wild speculations, so I'll just shut up now.)
posted by Sys Rq at 12:42 PM on July 2, 2008
Okay, so how many of us tried doing this after we read the question? Fess up.
posted by loiseau at 1:13 PM on July 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by loiseau at 1:13 PM on July 2, 2008 [2 favorites]
I am not a doctor, (yet) but you may have tweaked your lower spinal nerves. Erections require parasympathetic output from s2-s4, as is anal tone. (The lovely mnemonic for parasympathetic = erection, sympathetic = ejaculation is Point and Shoot.)
Maybe you tweaked something in your sympathetic chain, and your brainstem responded by letting the parasympathetics loose.
I wouldn't worry about it unless your legs go weak, you can't feel them, or there's pain there. Also, if you have problems keeping poo in or letting piss out, go to emerg.
You might have a bit of arthritis in the back which is narrowing the outlets for spinal nerves, or maybe you've just managed to twinge them just right, like hitting your funny bone, but deeper. Put it down to one of those quirks of the human body.
posted by Basalisk at 1:52 PM on July 2, 2008
Maybe you tweaked something in your sympathetic chain, and your brainstem responded by letting the parasympathetics loose.
I wouldn't worry about it unless your legs go weak, you can't feel them, or there's pain there. Also, if you have problems keeping poo in or letting piss out, go to emerg.
You might have a bit of arthritis in the back which is narrowing the outlets for spinal nerves, or maybe you've just managed to twinge them just right, like hitting your funny bone, but deeper. Put it down to one of those quirks of the human body.
posted by Basalisk at 1:52 PM on July 2, 2008
But AskMe is not built for wild speculations...
I think when Cat Pie Hurts asks about the "science" behind his magic horny stretch wild speculation is pretty much fair game.
posted by nanojath at 1:52 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
I think when Cat Pie Hurts asks about the "science" behind his magic horny stretch wild speculation is pretty much fair game.
posted by nanojath at 1:52 PM on July 2, 2008 [1 favorite]
Yeah, lower spinal nerves. I saw this science show years ago where a doctor accidentally induced an orgasm in his female patient when he was sticking a needle into her spine for some reason. So he began a series of experiments and figured out where the control/link was, somewhere in the lower back portion of the spine. I never followed up on it or heard anything else about it, but it would be handy if it could be harnessed as a consumer product. Honestly, in today's fast paced world, who really has time to masturbate? Just give me a remote because I HAVE THINGS TO DO!
posted by Askr at 3:09 PM on July 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Askr at 3:09 PM on July 2, 2008 [3 favorites]
Seriously - if that's a symptom of a stroke, please sign me up.
posted by VioletU at 3:29 PM on July 2, 2008
posted by VioletU at 3:29 PM on July 2, 2008
I know, like, nothing about male anatomy, but there's a spot inside your lower colon - the prostate, I think? - that can induce orgasm in males if touched properly. (Hence butt toys?)
My guess would be that in leaning back you put pressure on that.
posted by GardenGal at 6:25 PM on July 2, 2008
My guess would be that in leaning back you put pressure on that.
posted by GardenGal at 6:25 PM on July 2, 2008
Wow - nothing like this has ever happened to me, while stretching my back or otherwise.
Okay, so how many of us tried doing this after we read the question? Fess up.
I have done several much less dignified things today to achieve orgasm. I don't think we need to bother with a general call for confessions to the same. We all know who we are. I would like to know, however, what the OP did with the fantastic erection this all induced? Really, the last thing I need in my day is ONE MORE OF THOSE to find an outlet for.
Which is to say yes, I tried it.
posted by scarabic at 12:00 AM on July 3, 2008
Okay, so how many of us tried doing this after we read the question? Fess up.
I have done several much less dignified things today to achieve orgasm. I don't think we need to bother with a general call for confessions to the same. We all know who we are. I would like to know, however, what the OP did with the fantastic erection this all induced? Really, the last thing I need in my day is ONE MORE OF THOSE to find an outlet for.
Which is to say yes, I tried it.
posted by scarabic at 12:00 AM on July 3, 2008
but it only lasted 60 seconds, what can you do?
posted by Wilder at 8:20 AM on July 3 [+] [!]
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posted by lyam at 12:19 PM on July 3, 2008
posted by Wilder at 8:20 AM on July 3 [+] [!]
HAHAHAhahaha......!
posted by lyam at 12:19 PM on July 3, 2008
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a horny engram.
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