That's gonna leave a mark.

June 13, 2008 12:09 PM

What should I write on my 5-year-old nephew's cast? Witticisms preferred.
posted by the littlest brussels sprout to grab bag (24 comments total)

Where is this cast?
posted by dersins at 12:13 PM on June 13

Pay up or I'll break the other one.
posted by sanko at 12:17 PM on June 13 [6 favorites]

Arm/Hand - "this'll make it hard to pick yer nose!"

Anything with boogers, snot, or farts is sure to go over well.
posted by notsnot at 12:17 PM on June 13

Someone signed a cast with this message in one of the Baby-Sitters Club books. Not injury-specific, but I always thought it was cute.

(It was easier to draw and take a picture than to try and think of an emoticon for a car.)
posted by Metroid Baby at 12:20 PM on June 13

Why did you have to make me hurt you, kid?
posted by Cosine at 12:23 PM on June 13

Where is this cast?

Left arm.
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 12:25 PM on June 13

"You should see the other guy!"
posted by BitterOldPunk at 12:25 PM on June 13 [3 favorites]

*Robotic Mecha-Arm Development Site*
posted by mdonley at 12:30 PM on June 13 [1 favorite]

Next time it's a leg!
posted by Cosine at 12:32 PM on June 13

HULK SMASH!
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:36 PM on June 13 [5 favorites]

Where is this cast?

Heh. And here I thought dersins was being existential.
posted by yeti at 12:37 PM on June 13 [9 favorites]

I'm all right now.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 12:59 PM on June 13

"You should see the other guy!"

Beneath that, draw a picture of a dinosaur! And then, beneath that:

"(The other guy was actually a dinosaur)"
posted by Greg Nog at 1:09 PM on June 13 [2 favorites]

I wont tell anyone you were beaten up by a girl.
posted by damn dirty ape at 1:41 PM on June 13

Don't do that again.
posted by zengargoyle at 1:43 PM on June 13

Dumbass. Love, Aunt tlbs
posted by :-) at 2:06 PM on June 13

Dumbbutt, i mean.
posted by :-) at 2:06 PM on June 13

I went to the orthopedist and all I got was this lousy cast!
posted by Danf at 2:15 PM on June 13

Knock knock?
Who's there?
AN ARM!

(he will find this hilarious if he is five).
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 2:20 PM on June 13 [3 favorites]

It's clobberin' time
posted by thewalrusispaul at 2:54 PM on June 13

Next time the dog gets it too!
posted by Cosine at 3:18 PM on June 13

"EPIC FAIL"
posted by mindsound at 8:03 PM on June 13 [1 favorite]

I cast Magic Missile!
posted by clearly at 11:24 PM on June 13

I was always fond of:

To open: cut on dotted line.
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posted by RikiTikiTavi at 5:16 PM on June 17