Help! I found the perfect apartment!
June 12, 2008 2:45 PM
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Is my new apartment too good to be true? Is there some scam I'm not seeing?
Detail-ridden story:
My husband and I are doing the big insane New York apartment hunt this month. We answered an ad on Craigslist today and arranged to go see a 1 bedroom apartment. The place is undergoing serious renovations; it was gutted, and construction workers were putting in new walls and fixtures as we looked around. But we could tell from the size and layout that it was perfect for us.
So, we called the owners and told them we wanted to apply. Having our papers and financial info in hand, we went straight to the office, where a kindly older Greek gentleman sat down with us across a handsome wooden table and asked us a few basic questions. As we started pushing our papers at him, it became clear that we were providing way more info than was even being asked for. He didn't seem too concerned about anything. He let us know that there was no broker's fee. Not once was a credit check mentioned. After this getting-to-know-you chat, he took copies of our papers and told us he'd let the other people who had called that day know that the apartment had been rented. He said he'd draw up the lease tonight, and we could return to sign it tomorrow. He said that at the signing he'd accept a 1-month's-rent deposit, and a post-dated check for the rent for July 1st (post-dated checks are pretty common with landlords here). He said since no one was currently living there, we'd be able to move in our stuff a few days early if we wanted to. And when he sensed my disbelief at how easy it was, he said, "Don't worry, you're getting this apartment."
Then his son (about our age, who will soon be taking over the business) offered to drive us home in the company car.
To recap:
*No application fee
*No broker fee
*No credit check
*Only one month's rent down payment
*Early move-in date
*On-the-spot acceptance of our financial records with little scrutiny.
All of this seemed so weirdly simple and friendly that I have to say, we're a little freaked out. Can it really be this easy? Have I been in New York for so long that I simply can't accept fortunate circumstances for what they are? Did we manage to fall into one of those wormholes where things just turn out easier and cheaper than you expect them to? As long as I don't give them any money until we have a copy of the lease, what could go wrong?
Our reigning theory is that they're in the mafia, which is not an uncommon quality among Brooklyn landlords, and that the stakes are low for them w/r/t the real estate end of their business. They're just glad to accept a nice-looking, decently successful couple who they see as non-problematic tenants. (And of course, if problems ever arise, they certainly won't feel threatened by the likes of us.) Weirdly enough, if this is the case, we don't really mind. It's the lesser of so many evil landlord scenarios!
Okay, folks, what am I missing? And what should I make sure of when I go back to sign the lease tomorrow?
posted by Julia F***ing Sugarbaker to home & garden (16 comments total)
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posted by Mesach at 2:54 PM on June 12, 2008