I want to punch something in the face. Can you help me?

June 5, 2008 4:05 PM

Looking for a website that will allow me to upload a picture of my choice and then have it punched in the face.

Other violent acts (darts, being set on fire, kicked in the crotch) will also be accepted. I refuse to believe that nothing like this exists on the internet, but my google-fu is failing me.

This is for a friend of mine that's having a crappy week. (I do needlefelting to take care of my violent urges).

posted by dinty_moore to computers & internet (6 answers total)

I don't know of any site that does that but there are old, simple programs which let you do things to your desktop. The one I remember is called "Desktop Toys" but I can't find a link to it. Here's another. They used to be great fun.
posted by pinksoftsoap at 4:54 PM on June 5, 2008

No real-time action, but how about a mugshot? Or a body switch?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:59 PM on June 5, 2008

FOUND IT! I installed this on my own computer too. So many memories. The gun and the hammer are my favorite.
posted by pinksoftsoap at 5:09 PM on June 5, 2008

Here you go.
posted by lubujackson at 5:41 PM on June 5, 2008

This should be what your looking for, My Kick Boy. Not punching, but kicking is still pretty close.
posted by Funky Claude at 5:45 PM on June 5, 2008

Although it's still in the works, I heard Gallagher promoting SmashMyFace in a recent radio interview.
posted by brad! at 8:01 PM on June 5, 2008